Free Quattro Razor (18)

[ORION]

If I were to make a troll for you I would have done it exactly opposite of you.

So it would have been something like maybe a vegetable as an avatar and maybe a serious movie for the sig and I would have made it like girls. The name would have been NOIRO.

yeah righ.

[I. Hustle]

Why thank you. And who the hell are you anyway, my evaluator?

Nikka I was going to get mad because you said I was training my asshole for the Orions. Both those bitches can suck a nut.

[I. Hustle]

yeah righ.

I am righ!

[I Hustle.]

Hey guys I'm totally gay and I love to take it in my booty hole

[mrsmaalox]

Multiple Personality Disorder forum.

[RichardSimmons]

Hey guys I'm totally gay and I love to take it in my booty hole

Do you give as well as you receive!?

[I Hustle.]

Do you give as well as you receive!?
Oh yes and I'll even give you a reach around with both hands.

[RashoFan]

I would like to present for your pleasure...the phrase for 2009..."waist paste"
Thank you to my friend Don for that "submission"
enjoy...

[Silver21_Black20]

Have a Happy New Year, Quattro-ers!

See you in 2009, Bitches!!!

[CuckingFunt]

xttu1bvk76k

Cuca-RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-cha!!

[I. Hustle]

Hey guys I'm totally gay and I love to take it in my booty hole

:lol


For real htough I will be away from the internet for a while so if anything happens I swear it isn't me. I will be in training for most of the day.

[I. Hustle]

Not even a decent avatar? tsk tsk

[mrsmaalox]

:lol
I will be in training for most of the day.

Anal training?

[I. Hustle]

Anal training?

Yeah but you already know that since I am training your ass to handle me.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I hate that son of a bitch Jeff.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Not only does he violate employment ethics by making out with one of his employees, he commits statutory rape. I think the authorities should've been notified.

[timvp]

Not only does he violate employment ethics by making out with one of his employees, he commits statutory rape. I think the authorities should've been notified.
I wonder what it's called if you rape a statue.

[CuckingFunt]

xttu1bvk76k

Cuca-RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-cha!!

I may be slightly biased, but I think this is one of the best posts in the history of the interwebs.

[timvp]

A chunk of sharp cheddar cheese and ginger ale. Is there a better snack?

Kori says that it's gross to eating cheese like that is gross. I highly disagree.

[CuckingFunt]

A chunk of sharp cheddar cheese and ginger ale. Is there a better snack?

Kori says that it's gross to eating cheese like that is gross. I highly disagree.

Eating cheese how? Plain?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I enjoy cheese as much as the next guy.

[timvp]

Eating cheese how? Plain?

Yeah just some straight up cheddar. Haven't done it in a while but it's damn good.


http://staticc.wisegeek.com/images/calories/calories-in-medium-cheddar-cheese-s.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Is it cheddar or chedda?

[T Park]

gruyere and crackers FTW

[Kori Ellis]

Eating cheese how? Plain?

Not just plain though. I don't mind plain cheese cut thin. But he eats big ol' thick hunks of cheese. :vomit:

[ORION]

Yeah just some straight up cheddar. Haven't done it in a while but it's damn good.


http://staticc.wisegeek.com/images/calories/calories-in-medium-cheddar-cheese-s.jpg
Got back on WIC huh ?

[RashoFan]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

....Damn it! :pctoss

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Heavy Metal Parking Lot>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Decline of Western Civilization Pt. 2, just for the record.

[RashoFan]

Blood Sugar Sex Magic is the best RHCP album EVER!!!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

RF,
why were you "fuck"-ing so much earlier?
Was that a general offer, a display of frustration, or a temporary case of Tourette's?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Anyone have an opinion on The Drinky Crow Show yet?

[RashoFan]

RF,
why were you "fuck"-ing so much earlier?

a display of frustration, and a temporary case of Tourette's....

[CuckingFunt]

Anyone have an opinion on The Drinky Crow Show yet?

Haven't had a chance to watch it yet. Worth checking out?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Haven't had a chance to watch it yet. Worth checking out?

Jury's still out.
I mean, it's funny watching him and his Uncle Gabby get shitfaced drunk and contract communicable diseases and repeatedly blow their brains out with handguns, but apart from that...........eh.
It's not terrible, but it's not really "must-see" either.

[ORION]

So I'm ready to play some ball.....

[I. Hustle]

So I'm ready to play with some balls.....

Good morning to you your gayness.

[mrsmaalox]

So everyone's back in the saddle today?

[ORION]

Good morning to you your gayness.

I don't own you

[ORION]

So everyone's back in the saddle today?

blah.

[I. Hustle]

For a bit. I have to move to another desk upstairs. I am just waiting for them to get my new spot ready

[to21]

Skeet. Skeet. Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[ashbeeigh]

:madrun Someone had three, count 'em three approvals for mortgage modifications and didn't take them. Now they're going to have to declare bankruptcy to save their home tomorrow.

[mrsmaalox]

:madrun Someone had three, count 'em three approvals for mortgage modifications and didn't take them. Now they're going to have to declare bankruptcy to save their home tomorrow.

It's just amazing that some people actually believe that if you declare bankruptcy all your bills/creditors just go away! :lol

[ashbeeigh]

It's just amazing that some people actually believe that if you declare bankruptcy all your bills/creditors just go away! :lol

I know! And then people come into the office and they're like "We couldn't afford anything before, but now we can't pay the bankruptcy payments either..they're too high!" I'm like "look here fool...."

[T Park]

Blame our school systems and parents for not even teaching basic credit and living rules laws and what not..

[ashbeeigh]

Blame our school systems and parents for not even teaching basic credit and living rules laws and what not..

I wasn't going to blame anybody.

[ORION]

Blame our school systems and parents for not even teaching basic credit and living rules laws and what not..

I will definitely agree to that to the fullest.

[angel_luv]

I will definitely agree to that to the fullest.



A lot of ignorance is not the result not of lack of information, but rather is due to laziness- the refusual to seek out knowledge and apply it.

It would be nice if our parents taught us everything we need to know, but life does not work that way.

There are plenty of teaching tools, resources, and other human examples to use in the gaining of knowledge and making good decisions.

People may not always know exactly what isn't working but it is often fairly obvious that something is not working and needs to be adjusted.

[mrsmaalox]

Well then I'll just blame the idiots who think they can buy something without actually having money. I know that over simplifies things but come on. Shouldn't one at least know how much money they have? And shouldn't it seem odd to them when someone is eager to sell them something and says "Oh, it's okay if you don't have any money" ?!?! I don't think the schools can teach anyone common sense.

[ORION]

A lot of ignorance is not the result not of lack of information, but rather is due to laziness- the refusual to seek out knowledge and apply it.

It would be nice if our parents taught us everything we need to know, but life does not work that way.

There are plenty of teaching tools, resources, and other human examples to use in the gaining of knowledge and making good decisions.

People may not always know exactly what isn't working but it is often fairly obvious that something is not working and needs to be adjusted.

How does a kid know to look into it if he does not know what he might get into. Parents should teach as much as they can to their kids especially finance. Parents prepare their child for the road ahead and if the kid chooses to not listen and ruin their credit that's one thing. If you have a mom that is on welfare and they use that money to buy themselves nice things while their child is there only in a dirty diaper what is that telling her other children. I wish my mom told me a few things about credit when I was 16 or 17.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm getting threats by PM by the UTSA fags. lol

[ORION]

Well then I'll just blame the idiots who think they can buy something without actually having money. I know that over simplifies things but come on. Shouldn't one at least know how much money they have? And shouldn't it seem odd to them when someone is eager to sell them something and says "Oh, it's okay if you don't have any money" ?!?! I don't think the schools can teach anyone common sense.

people who spend more than they have are dumb. I'm thinking more on the lines of credit.

[ORION]

I'm getting threats by PM by the UTSA fags. lol

:lmao
are you serious? are they going to "get you" or "do a number on you"

[mrsmaalox]

But you don't really need to know anything about credit. All you need to know is not to try to buy things without money! That was the main thing my parents taught me: no money, no buy!!

[ATRAIN]

I'm getting threats by PM by the UTSA fags. lol

still? I wanna see

[angel_luv]

How does a kid know to look into it if he does not know what he might get into. Parents should teach as much as they can to their kids especially finance. Parents prepare their child for the road ahead and if the kid chooses to not listen and ruin their credit that's one thing. If you have a mom that is on welfare and they use that money to buy themselves nice things while their child is there only in a dirty diaper what is that telling her other children. I wish my mom told me a few things about credit when I was 16 or 17.


I agree that parents should prepare thier children. I am grateful for all the wise counsel mine gave me.
It was and is a great help.

So again, excellent point by you.

I just don't agree with the people who forever use ignorance as an excuse to fail.
Ignorance is a viable reason for failing/ falling short the first time, but not the second, third, and fourth.

Avoiding work and making excuses is a pattern of behavior I see way too often in my generation these days.

[ORION]

But you don't really need to know anything about credit. All you need to know is not to try to buy things without money! That was the main thing my parents taught me: no money, no buy!!

what about loans and credit cards ?

[mrsmaalox]

what about loans and credit cards ? You mean what my parents taught me about those? Don't get them.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4814/utsafagqd6.png

[ORION]

I agree that parents should prepare thier children. I am grateful for all the wise counsel mine gave me.
It was and is a great help.

So again, excellent point by you.

I just don't agree with the people who forever use ignorance as an excuse to fail.
Ignorance is a viable reason for failing/ falling short the first time, but not the second, third, and fourth.

Avoiding work and making excuses is a pattern of behavior I see way too often in my generation these days.

your right but you still have "those" parents who show their children that its ok to screw up 3 and 4 times. My mom did not offer any advice on the topic and I learned the hard way. I agree with you there is no excuse and they shouldn't be able to use ignorance but their parents start them on their path in life so the parents need to provide them with the proper info rather than what you need to know to barely get you through life.

[ORION]

You mean what my parents taught me about those? Don't get them.

exactly, but lots of parents get excited and say "oh another credit card, mijo get in the car. We are going to celebrate"

[ashbeeigh]

WTF Steven?

[ORION]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4814/utsafagqd6.png
I can't see it !!!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

WTF Steven?

What?

[ATRAIN]

LMAO, Steven lets go meet the guy. Ill bury him right next to Don Q

[mrsmaalox]

I can't see it !!!!

I can see it all. Who is Sara Jean Underwood?



ummm nevermind :D

[Dr. Gonzo]

I read something about her and was curious about what she looked like. Apparently she is dating Ryan Seacrest.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I figured she was a dude looking chick since he is a queer but she isn't.

[ATRAIN]

I can't see it !!!!

Basically Roadies for life called Steven a dumbfuck and wants to meet him sometime so they can have a cup o tea.

[mrsmaalox]

But it kinda looks like Steven called him a Dumb Fuck first. Oh well, he probably is one.

[ATRAIN]

No im sure Steven didnt call him a dumb fuck. It all stemmed from Steven making a thread dissing UTSA football and he got his panties in a bunch.

[ORION]

Basically Roadies for life called Steven a dumbfuck and wants to meet him sometime so they can have a cup o tea.

who the hell is Roadies for life

[Dr. Gonzo]

But it kinda looks like Steven called him a Dumb Fuck first. Oh well, he probably is one.

ATRAIN is right. He sent me the PM first. I find it amusing that those douchebags take the shit seriously.

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN is right. He sent me the PM first. I find it amusing that those douchebags take the shit seriously.

Well then I think you should send him a separate PM calling him a dumb fuck---he's obviously one. Also he's probably very young, so if you diss his alma mater he ain't gonna sit for it.

[ATRAIN]

who the hell is Roadies for life

Some newbie poster who got all ass hurt cause Steven was making fun of UTSA.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN is right. He sent me the PM first. I find it amusing that those douchebags take the shit seriously.

He has no idea you thrive off that shit lmao..........I learned the hard way :(

[mrsmaalox]

And another thing, why does Steven get space for 177 PMs? Viva gets a shitload too. I only get 100 and it's a pain to be cleaning out those things every couple of days. This is not fair.

[ATRAIN]

If you werent such a PM whore than that wouldnt be a problem.

[ashbeeigh]

And another thing, why does Steven get space for 177 PMs? Viva gets a shitload too. I only get 100 and it's a pain to be cleaning out those things every couple of days. This is not fair.

I think it is somehow linked to getting you title changed and the color of your name. When your title changes from "believe" to something else Kori/LJ usually up your PM storage to 250.

[mrsmaalox]

I think it is somehow linked to getting you title changed and the color of your name. When your title changes from "believe" to something else Kori/LJ usually up your PM storage to 250.

*sigh* Once again I am not one of the Elite :(

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And another thing, why does Steven get space for 177 PMs? Viva gets a shitload too. I only get 100 and it's a pain to be cleaning out those things every couple of days. This is not fair.i think that's the first time i've seen a woman want a bigger box.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But it kinda looks like Steven called him a Dumb Fuck first. Oh well, he probably is one.


No im sure Steven didnt call him a dumb fuck. It all stemmed from Steven making a thread dissing UTSA football and he got his panties in a bunch.


wow. look at that. satan's teeth are chattering.

[ATRAIN]

i think that's the first time i've seen a woman want a bigger box.

as if that one isnt big enough

[ashbeeigh]

*sigh* Once again I am not one of the Elite :(

:lol It's nothing related to that. Next time the "change your title" thread comes around ask to change it and it'll change. I think I've only once or twice come close to my PM limit.

[ATRAIN]

wow. look at that. satan's teeth are chattering.

It was more of me answering Orion's question. There will not be peace on earth.

[ATRAIN]

Oh by the way. ASHBEEIGH is officially my bitch till next football season starts.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It was more of me answering Orion's question. There will not be peace on earth.
i'd like to peace on earth and quite a few other people.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh by the way. ASHBEEIGH is officially my bitch till next football season starts.
oh that's right. how did that turn out? can you confirm the super pink claim?

[ATRAIN]

i'd like to peace on earth and quite a few other people.


huh???


oh that's right. how did that turn out? can you confirm the super pink claim?

Not yet but I will confirm this soon enough.

[ashbeeigh]

He beat me by 4 points.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

huh???


just imagine a mojado saying that.

[ATRAIN]

He beat me by 4 points.


your leaving out the fact that I beat you and I had one whole week where I didnt make any picks. I Stomped your ass!!!



just imagine a mojado saying that.

LOL

[mrsmaalox]

:lol It's nothing related to that. Next time the "change your title" thread comes around ask to change it and it'll change. I think I've only once or twice come close to my PM limit.

But I like being green and I do believe. Maybe they can just increase my capacity.

[ORION]

ok. I posted my deep thoughts in the UTSA thread

[ATRAIN]

ok. I posted my deep thoughts in the UTSA thread

That was almost as weak as your moms gag reflex.

[to21]

^ Yeah I was expecting more....

[ORION]

That was almost as weak as your moms gag reflex.

I wasn't about to take it over.

[ORION]

alright let me go back in there

[ATRAIN]

^ Yeah I was expecting more....

LMAO

wait on his post or his moms gag reflex?

[ORION]

but after these messages

[ashbeeigh]

your leaving out the fact that I beat you and I had one whole week where I didnt make any picks. I Stomped your ass!!!



It's like Florida. Who cares. A win is a win.

[ATRAIN]

It's like Florida. Who cares. A win is a win.

True it is but I can just imagine how bad it could have been!!!

[ashbeeigh]

True it is but I can just imagine how bad it could have been!!!

But, it wasn't. So shut up and wait until February!

[ashbeeigh]

That UTSA thread did not deliver.

[ATRAIN]

But, it wasn't. So shut up and wait until February!

LOL im just saying no need to get all feisty.

[ATRAIN]

anyone want to rent ash out for a weekend since she is my bitch? She can cook, clean, wash your car, etc....

[I. Hustle]

<------ roadies4life :ihit

[ashbeeigh]

:madrun I hate you!

[ATRAIN]

<------ roadies4life :ihit

your roadies for life?

[ATRAIN]

:madrun I hate you!

why do you hate I. Hustle?

[I. Hustle]

anyone want to rent ash out for a weekend since she is my bitch? She can cook, clean, wash your car, etc....

You should ask her for a WTBJ

[ATRAIN]

You should ask her for a WTBJ

WT?

[I. Hustle]

why do you hate I. Hustle?

Yeah Assbeeigh why do you hate me?

[I. Hustle]

WT?

ask her

[ATRAIN]

Ash whats a WTBJ? With Teeth? You use Teeth?

[CuckingFunt]

Why.

Aye.

Double-you.

Enn.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why.

Aye.

Double-you.

Enn.

IT WORKS!!!

[CuckingFunt]

IT WORKS!!!

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[Dr. Gonzo]

xwTkwyBa__U

[ORION]

Sleepy Time Tom is the funnist Tom and Jerry ever

[Dr. Gonzo]

Jbxi9hxctk8

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sleepy Time Tom is the funnist Tom and Jerry everis that where tom uses the toothpicks to keep his eyes open? if it is then yes. i also have to go with the white exploding mouse one, too. i love the "Don't you believe it" at the end.

[CuckingFunt]

Jbxi9hxctk8

I used to do the Tootsie Roll at high school dances.

:depressed

[ORION]

is that where tom uses the toothpicks to keep his eyes open? if it is then yes. i also have to go with the white exploding mouse one, too. i love the "Don't you believe it" at the end.

:lmao
Yes that is the one. I just love how Tom was acting when he was drunk. all giggling. Tom and Jerry is classic goodness

[ORION]

I used to do the Tootsie Roll at high school dances.

:depressed

dork..............:wakeup

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao
Yes that is the one. I just love how Tom was acting when he was drunk. all giggling. Tom and Jerry is classic goodness

I posted one of the greatest old cartoons ever made and it got zero response. You all suck.

dork..............:wakeup

Proudly.

But doing the Tootsie Roll in 1994 was the exact opposite of being a dork. I was super cool, at the time.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao
Yes that is the one. I just love how Tom was acting when he was drunk. all giggling. Tom and Jerry is classic goodness
tom and jerry was a quality cartoon. on a related topic, new years day was goodness 'cause cartoon network had looney tunes from about 8am to 6pm. nothing touches mel blanc's creation.

[ORION]

tom and jerry was a quality cartoon. on a related topic, new years day was goodness 'cause cartoon network had looney tunes from about 8am to 6pm. nothing touches mel blanc's creation.

:lol
My son and I watched it all day. Bugs Bunny owns.

[ORION]

I posted one of the greatest old cartoons ever made and it got zero response. You all suck.



what are you talking about?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol
My son and I watched it all day.
that's awesome. and yes, bugs does own.

[CuckingFunt]

on a related topic, new years day was goodness 'cause cartoon network had looney tunes from about 8am to 6pm. nothing touches mel blanc's creation.

I'm not too proud to admit that, in addition to hanging out with friends and family, I managed to watch most of those ten hours.

[CuckingFunt]

what are you talking about?

Daffy Duck's finest moments.

xttu1bvk76k

[ORION]

Daffy Duck's finest moments.

xttu1bvk76k

find the Master Shake greatest quotes

[I. Hustle]

cnx9K0wXuQU

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm not too proud to admit that, in addition to hanging out with friends and family, I managed to watch most of those ten hours.
nothing to be ashamed of.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Daffy Duck's finest moments.

xttu1bvk76k
i don't get youtube here at work, but is this the Yikes, and away episode?
......thrust, parry. boing

[CuckingFunt]

i don't get youtube here at work, but is this the Yikes, and away episode?
......thrust, parry. boing

No, although that is a good one.

It's "Book Revue," in which Daffy puts on a blond wig and performs an absolutely insane version of "Nothing Could be Finer Than to be in Carolina."

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Refinancing is the suck.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No, although that is a good one.

It's "Book Revue," in which Daffy puts on a blond wig and performs an absolutely insane version of "Nothing Could be Finer Than to be in Carolina."
hmmm. that one doesn't stick out right now. how about
http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/223/791/72/o_duckdodgers.jpg

[ORION]

hmmm. that one doesn't stick out right now. how about
http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/223/791/72/o_duckdodgers.jpg

they have the newer version of Duck Dodgers on boomerang. Its pretty good

[CuckingFunt]

Refinancing is the suck.

Yes. Yes it is.

[CuckingFunt]

they have the newer version of Duck Dodgers on boomerang. Its pretty good

Can't do it. I'm too much of a purist.

[jman3000]

is it ever ok to mess around with a married chick?

like if she's really unhappy and only still with him because she feels like she's obliged to?

they got married when she was 19 and she's having major regrets now that she's 21. she hadnt spoke to me in about a year and a half, and i was the last person she slept with before she met her husband... incidentally it was me getting drunk at a gtg and acting like an asshole scrounging for a booty call that soured her on me... but now she knows that wasnt really me.

im just looking for some kind of moral justification here so i dont feel like complete shit.

[jman3000]

also, she found porn on his computer that appeared to be girls who were around 14 and what she described as a "rape caught on tape".

[florige]

is it ever ok to mess around with a married chick?

like if she's really unhappy and only still with him because she feels like she's obliged to?

they got married when she was 19 and she's having major regrets now that she's 21. she hadnt spoke to me in about a year and a half, and i was the last person she slept with before she met her husband... incidentally it was me getting drunk at a gtg and acting like an asshole scrounging for a booty call that soured her on me... but now she knows that wasnt really me.

im just looking for some kind of moral justification here so i dont feel like complete shit.



What you got rid of "biting girl" already? lol

[RashoFan]

I just watched the show "True Beauty"...why did I even waste my time on this trash???
#1. Love to see people who think "they are all that, the bag of chips, with salsa and queso on the side" get taken down a notch or two.
#2. The most stuck up of the the girls (the one I found to be most annoying, that I would snatch her head bald ...) got kicked off first! :lmao She has her head so far up her own "I'm the most beautiful person ever" ass and tried to tell the judges they were wrong....even after they showed her how rude and ugly(actions) she is.....

[RashoFan]

Damn Jman...you always seem to attract some "interesting" women...
Have you ever thought about becoming a man of the cloth...and I don't mean "chasing the skirts"....

[mrsmaalox]

:lol
My son and I watched it all day. Bugs Bunny owns.

Yes he does. I love any episode where he dresses in drag---he's just so over the top! :lol And any episode that Daffy Duck's beak gets spun around backwards or his feathers get blown off!

[mrsmaalox]

is it ever ok to mess around with a married chick?

like if she's really unhappy and only still with him because she feels like she's obliged to?

they got married when she was 19 and she's having major regrets now that she's 21. she hadnt spoke to me in about a year and a half, and i was the last person she slept with before she met her husband... incidentally it was me getting drunk at a gtg and acting like an asshole scrounging for a booty call that soured her on me... but now she knows that wasnt really me.

im just looking for some kind of moral justification here so i dont feel like complete shit.


also, she found porn on his computer that appeared to be girls who were around 14 and what she described as a "rape caught on tape".

Why in the world would you want to get involved in that mess anyway?!

[marini martini]

snark! snark!!!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

is it ever ok to mess around with a married chick?

like if she's really unhappy and only still with him because she feels like she's obliged to?

they got married when she was 19 and she's having major regrets now that she's 21. she hadnt spoke to me in about a year and a half, and i was the last person she slept with before she met her husband... incidentally it was me getting drunk at a gtg and acting like an asshole scrounging for a booty call that soured her on me... but now she knows that wasnt really me.

im just looking for some kind of moral justification here so i dont feel like complete shit.

No it isn't.

Carry the guilt cross like a man.

[CuckingFunt]

is it ever ok to mess around with a married chick?

Nope.

But, as long as you can live with it, do what you like.

[samikeyp]

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How you doin'? :eyebrows

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just watched the show "True Beauty"...why did I even waste my time on this trash???
#1. Love to see people who think "they are all that, the bag of chips, with salsa and queso on the side" get taken down a notch or two.
#2. The most stuck up of the the girls (the one I found to be most annoying, that I would snatch her head bald ...) got kicked off first! :lmao She has her head so far up her own "I'm the most beautiful person ever" ass and tried to tell the judges they were wrong....even after they showed her how rude and ugly(actions) she is.....

I had to see that show (and every ABC show) without any sound, and honestly, I think the person who green-lit that show deserves a cockpunch.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How you doin'? :eyebrows

I don't know, but if anything, it's apparently happening with me.



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[CuckingFunt]

I don't know, but if anything, it's apparently happening with me.


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CuckingFunt, RashoFan

What a slut.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What a slut.

What you call slutty, I call, well, slutty, but oh so fun, too.

[CuckingFunt]

I wish it were tomorrow already. I brought home a bunch of fresh sausages from my favorite deli where I used to live and am having friends over for dinner. In addition to pasta and veggies and all that good stuff, I've got Molinari Mild Italian sausages, Bratwurst, and Apple Bratwurst (that is actually more smokey than sweet). Mmmmm... I can already taste it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

CuckingFunt--fresh sausages?~??? Never would have thought. Ever. I mean, they just don't go together.


Hook
Dem
Horns




lord QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BIIIIIIIIIIIIATCH!!!!!

[I. Hustle]

Bob decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her
> > acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her
> > childhood illness. She informed Bob that she suffered a
> > disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12
> > year old..
> >
> > He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo
> > much. However, Bob felt this was also the time for him
> > to open up and admit that the had a deformity too. Bob
> > looked Sandy in the eyes and said 'I too have a
> > problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I
> > hope you could deal with that once we are married.'
> >
> > She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live
> > with your infant size winky."
> >
> > Sandy and Bob got married and they could not wait
> > for the honeymoon.
> > Bob whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they
> > started touching and teasing, holding one another.
> >
> > As Sandy put her hands in Bob's pants, she began to
> > scream and ran out of the room! Bob ran after her to
> > find out what was wrong.
> >
> > She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of
> > an infant!'
> >
> > "Yes, it is.... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches

[florige]

I don't know, but if anything, it's apparently happening with me.



:lol

[to21]

Flo, your Ravens are showing up late in the season. I wouldn't even mind seeing them in the AFC championship game.

[ORION]

is it ever ok to mess around with a married chick?

like if she's really unhappy and only still with him because she feels like she's obliged to?

they got married when she was 19 and she's having major regrets now that she's 21. she hadnt spoke to me in about a year and a half, and i was the last person she slept with before she met her husband... incidentally it was me getting drunk at a gtg and acting like an asshole scrounging for a booty call that soured her on me... but now she knows that wasnt really me.

im just looking for some kind of moral justification here so i dont feel like complete shit.

this same thing happened to me but she claimed he was cheating on her and I felt I was doing her a favor

[TheQuattro]

toast w/jelly and I'm off.

[I. Hustle]

I mess with a married chick all the time.

[ORION]

I mess with a married chick all the time.

I bet if your dad found out he would be pissed .....Ohhhhh!!!

[I. Hustle]

I bet if your dad found out he would be pissed .....Ohhhhh!!!

What does my dad have to do with your mom?

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/1586/aidsinafricaki1.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

I mess with a married chick all the time.


I bet if your dad found out he would be pissed .....Ohhhhh!!!


What does my dad have to do with your mom?

What a complicated web we weave.....

[florige]

Flo, your Ravens are showing up late in the season. I wouldn't even mind seeing them in the AFC championship game.



I got us beating the Titans. The first time they beat us we pretty much dominated the entire game. We just got screwed in end when Rex decided to go to a prevent defense. I am really praying that we get another shot at that asshole Steelers team.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck getting gas for my car before work...I have to leave early. :madrun

[jman3000]

this is where i get going to hell points.... he's currently serving in iraq.

he's stationed in hawaii and that's where she currently lives... but she's considering coming back to SA to visit family and has been pretty blunt about what else she wants to do while she's up here.

[angel_luv]

Just say no.

Blocking her number would help your cause.

[to21]

this is where i get going to hell points.... he's currently serving in iraq.

he's stationed in hawaii and that's where she currently lives... but she's considering coming back to SA to visit family and has been pretty blunt about what else she wants to do while she's up here.War pussy.....stay away dude. The only thing worse is fucking a girl with a man in prison. He might come back and either ass rape you or pick you off with a high powered rifle.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

didn't the dude in san antonio kill that gang banger 'cause he was flirting with his chick last week? he was here on leave from iraq. if you cried like a baby 'cause some chick bit you on the hand then i'd hate to see what you'd do after he gets done with your face.

[jman3000]

he's cheated on her with 2 girls multiple times. even though he's in the military, he's a grade a shit head. nothing's been exchanged but words so far.

[to21]

didn't the dude in san antonio kill that gang banger 'cause he was flirting with his chick last week? he was here on leave from iraq. if you cried like a baby 'cause some chick bit you on the hand then i'd hate to see what you'd do after he gets done with your face.:lmao

FTW!!!!

[angel_luv]

he's cheated on her with 2 girls multiple times. even though he's in the military, he's a grade a shit head. nothing's been exchanged but words so far.

I am sure you don't want to be the one to help her stoop to his level.

Help her keep being the better person.

[ashbeeigh]

So I called this guy to set up an interview for our tax site...we posted the classified ad a second time and he sent it to us a second time.





"Can I please speak to Chris? This is Ashley from San Antonio ACORN...."

"Who? For What?"

"Ashley from ACORN we wanted to schedule you for an interview on Thursday for our site coordinator position...."

"Oh. yeah. *in nasty tone* So when are y'all going to be making a decision?"

"I don't know I'm just setting up the interview. I called you for an interview once and you didn't come."

"But you're the one calling me."

"Look Chris, I'm just scheduling the interview. Those are all great questions that you can discuss with my boss during the interview..."

"I's been up for a month...do you call anyone who sends a resume?"

"We had a site coordinator, but things fell through...look do you want to come in for an interview or not?"

"When?"

"Thursday between...blah blah blah blah blah."

"I already have a job offer that starts on the 19th so if you aren't going to make a decision by blah blah blah blah I won't come..."

"Okay. That's fine..."

under his breathe...idiot...


He's the fucktard who didn't come to the first interview and then sent the resume a second time. Oh my god! I wish someone would call me for a second "first" interview. He can go to fucking hell with jman for all I care.

[to21]

So I called this guy to set up an interview for our tax site...we posted the classified ad a second time and he sent it to us a second time.




He's the fucktard who didn't come to the first interview and then sent the resume a second time. Oh my god! I wish someone would call me for a second "first" interview. He can go to fucking hell with jman for all I care.I would have called him back and told him you guys have no intention of hiring him. I would have said by law, we have to interview 'tards to.

[jman3000]

I am sure you don't want to be the one to help her stoop to his level.

Help her keep being the better person.

wth? she should divorce his sorry ass... the only reason she hasnt is because he's away right now. getting married @ 19 is probably a bad choice about 85% of the time.

[mrsmaalox]

wth? she should divorce his sorry ass... the only reason she hasnt is because he's away right now. getting married @ 19 is probably a bad choice about 85% of the time.

But that's not your problem now is it? Quit thinking with your dick and just butt the hell out! She's using you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

getting married @ 19 is probably a bad choice about 85% of the time.

that's always true 85% of the time.

[CuckingFunt]

I am sure you don't want to be the one to help her stoop to his level.

Help her keep being the better person.

She's in control of her own actions. If she's actively propositioning jman, she's already stooped.

[I. Hustle]

that's always true 85% of the time.

and 60% of the time it works every time.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

But that's not your problem now is it? Quit thinking with your dick and just butt the hell out! She's using you.

The marriage isn't his problem either. If he chooses to continue this, then it isn't wrong, IMO. Once the guilt passes, and it will, it's a free for all.

See how that works?

[Trainwreck2100]

is it ever ok to mess around with a married chick?

like if she's really unhappy and only still with him because she feels like she's obliged to?

they got married when she was 19 and she's having major regrets now that she's 21. she hadnt spoke to me in about a year and a half, and i was the last person she slept with before she met her husband... incidentally it was me getting drunk at a gtg and acting like an asshole scrounging for a booty call that soured her on me... but now she knows that wasnt really me.

im just looking for some kind of moral justification here so i dont feel like complete shit.

Was that after the hooligans GTG or the wing place?

[to21]

She's in control of her own actions. If she's actively propositioning jman, she's already stooped.We are ALL in control of our actions. Messing with a woman who has a man over in Iraq is not a smart decision. Not using the big head to do the thinking for the little head will make this a easy decision for J.

Unless we're talking love, does he love her?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

My last post didn't make much sense, eh?

Continuing the relationship, at whatever level, with a married chica is no different than any other broad. It's all feel and I'd advise you to follow your gut.

I've had a touch of experience in this area of expertise.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

and 60% of the time it works every time.
that's what i meant.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

After all, it is God's plan, J.

[CuckingFunt]

We are ALL in control of our actions. Messing with a woman who has a man over in Iraq is not a smart decision. Not using the big head to do the thinking for the little head will make this a easy decision for J.

Unless we're talking love, does he love her?

Jman's in control of jman's actions, though, not hers.

I get annoyed by the suggestion that women can't make their own mistakes, as in the post that inspired my response.

[ashbeeigh]

This 19 year old better not be 17 and this guy who is in Iraq better not really be at Ft. Sm and this girl better not be my sister who just got married three weeks ago.

[I. Hustle]

I say no. My wife and I met while she was still married. I didn't try anything until they were legally separated. He thinks she cheated on him but I know better. I kept it safe and cool and never crossed the line. They weren't even living together when we met. She was at her mom's.

[I. Hustle]

This 19 year old better not be 17 and this guy who is in Iraq better not really be at Ft. Sm and this girl better not be my sister who just got married three weeks ago.

I thought you didn't want her to be married. He's helping out.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought you didn't want her to be married. He's helping out.

I don't want her to be married, but the fact is, she is married and that's just not cool to do..what he's doing.

[I. Hustle]

I don't want her to be married, but the fact is, she is married and that's just not cool to do..what he's doing.

Tell your sister not to be sleeping around then. She threw it at me but I turned it down. I knew you wouldn't approve.

[ashbeeigh]

Tell your sister not to be sleeping around then. She threw it at me but I turned it down. I knew you wouldn't approve.

:lmao dumb.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't want her to be married, but the fact is, she is married and that's just not cool to do..what she's doing.

Much better.

[RashoFan]

I had to see that show (and every ABC show) without any sound, and honestly, I think the person who green-lit that show deserves a cockpunch.

no doubt...

[RashoFan]

How you doin'? :eyebrows


I don't know, but if anything, it's apparently happening with me.


What a slut.


What you call slutty, I call, well, slutty, but oh so fun, too.

Keep dreaming foo's....

[RashoFan]

So I called this guy to set up an interview for our tax site...we posted the classified ad a second time and he sent it to us a second time.




He's the fucktard who didn't come to the first interview and then sent the resume a second time. Oh my god! I wish someone would call me for a second "first" interview. He can go to fucking hell with jman for all I care.

Ash, wanna help me kill all the stupid fucktards? There are too many for just one person to dispatch...:fight

[mrsmaalox]

I've heard of tennis elbow (and even golf balls :p:) but is there such a thing as "texting thumb"? I'm in severe pain here!

[ATRAIN]

Orion loves to get tea bagged

End Thread/

[angel_luv]

Jman's in control of jman's actions, though, not hers.

I get annoyed by the suggestion that women can't make their own mistakes, as in the post that inspired my response.

I didn't mean that the woman couldn't cheat, but rather that J-man should exercise his better judgment and not be the one the woman cheated with.

He should make the right choice and let her bad, be her bad, if it came to that.

[ORION]

I didn't mean that the woman couldn't cheat, but rather that J-man should exercise his better judgment and not be the one the woman cheated with.

He should make the right choice and let her bad, be her bad, if it came to that.

maybe he thinks that by doing what he did he was really trying to show her how bad she was........

[ORION]

Orion loves to get tea bagged

End Thread/

again ?!?! stop thinking about me ! I bet you pictured you it that equation

[ATRAIN]

She is going to cheat if she is already considering it. The fact that J has to ask for advice if she should or not already tells me he is leaning towards yes. He prob already has done it for all we know.

[mrsmaalox]

again ?!?! stop thinking about me ! I bet you pictured you it that equation

Looks like he's found another place he wants to glue his balls to.

[ATRAIN]

again ?!?! stop thinking about me ! I bet you pictured you it that equation

Me tea bagging you...no actually I pictured I.Hustle Tea Bagging you. Also for some reason I pictured Rashofan tea bagging you too.

[ATRAIN]

Looks like he's found another place he wants to glue his balls to.

Its funny how you will talk around me and not to me hahah stupid cunt!!

[angel_luv]

maybe he thinks that by doing what he did he was really trying to show her how bad she was........



Since Jason has the looks and personality that will always make him in great demand with the ladies, he might as well practice saying no now. :)


There is a whole city full of great looking, single women who are much more deserving and, surely, very desirious of J-man's time and interest.

[CuckingFunt]

Me tea bagging you...no actually I pictured I.Hustle Tea Bagging you. Also for some reason I pictured Rashofan tea bagging you too.

You actually pictured that?

[ORION]

Me tea bagging you...no actually I pictured I.Hustle Tea Bagging you. Also for some reason I pictured Rashofan tea bagging you too.

sounds like you like watching a lot of gay porn

[ORION]

Since Jason has the looks and personality that will always make him in great demand with the ladies, he might as well practice saying no now. :)


There is a whole city full of great looking, single women who are much more deserving and, surely, very desirious of J-man's time and interest.

I don't think he has the patience to go looking for that. I guess he figures why make a meal when whataburger is open 24hrs

[ATRAIN]

You actually pictured that?

actually no

[CuckingFunt]

actually no

Suuuuuuuuuuure.

[ORION]

actually I pictured I.Hustle Tea Bagging you.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Me tea bagging you...no actually I pictured I.Hustle Tea Bagging you. Also for some reason I pictured Rashofan tea bagging you too.

So those "Truck Nuts" serve that purpose as well, do they?

[mrsmaalox]

Suuuuuuuuuuure.

+1

[ATRAIN]

Suuuuuuuuuuure.

im pretty fucked up but not that bad

[florige]

Since Jason has the looks and personality that will always make him in great demand with the ladies, he might as well practice saying no now. :)


There is a whole city full of great looking, single women who are much more deserving and, surely, very desirious of J-man's time and interest.



Who is Jason?

[ATRAIN]

Jman

[CuckingFunt]

I have so much I need to get accomplished today, and I don't want to do any of it.

[ORION]

I have so much I need to get accomplished today, and I don't want to do any of it.

well... they are remaking "Clash of the Titans"

[CuckingFunt]

well... they are remaking "Clash of the Titans"

For serious? That should be a crime.

[ORION]

For serious? That should be a crime.

It will be out in 2010

[CuckingFunt]

It will be out in 2010


:td

Booooooooo.

[florige]

Where the hell has pw and shoog been?

[ATRAIN]

It will be out in 2010

wtf.....man that sucks. I hope they dont rape the original (which im sure they will)

[florige]

wtf.....man that sucks. I hope they dont rape the original (which im sure they will)



You mean like they did with that last Punisher movie?

[mrsmaalox]

Where the hell has pw and shoog been?

I've wondered the same about Shoog. And as far as PW goes, well I'll just say it's better not to ask too many questions. ;)

[ATRAIN]

You mean like they did with that last Punisher movie?

Which one War zone?

[to21]

Chik-fil-a is da shit!!!

[to21]

Which one War zone?Was it supposed to be a remake?

[ATRAIN]

Was it supposed to be a remake?

I dont know I didnt see it but I know it was a relaunch of the series since the Jane punisher was bad.

[to21]

I've wondered the same about Shoog. And as far as PW goes, well I'll just say it's better not to ask too many questions. ;)Did PW catch a STD from you?

[florige]

Which one War zone?

Yeah.


Chik-fil-a is da shit!!!

And Chik-fil-a sucks! :nope

[mrsmaalox]

Did PW catch a STD from you?

It wasn't from me :)

[florige]

I've wondered the same about Shoog. And as far as PW goes, well I'll just say it's better not to ask too many questions. ;)




Is he alright?

[ORION]

It wasn't from me :)

because you two wore protection?

[mrsmaalox]

Is he alright?

Gee I'm not sure he was ever alright!

[to21]

Yeah.



And Chik-fil-a sucks! :nope:flipoff....u suck flo, it's all we got.

[to21]

Gee I'm not sure he was ever alright!Before or after he got after the cougar?

[mrsmaalox]

because you two wore protection?

No because I didn't participate. I had to leave the room when things started getting ugly.

[florige]

:flipoff....u suck flo, it's all we got.




You guys don;t have chicken carry-out's on the corners in Texas?

[ATRAIN]

Did PW catch a STD from you?

I think Maalox's gigantic snatch ate him.

[mrsmaalox]

You guys don;t have chicken carry-out's on the corners in Texas?

No we just have taquerias

[to21]

You guys don;t have chicken carry-out's on the corners in Texas?Yeah that shits all grease man. I can get a grill chix sandwhich and a side of chix soap and not feel like I coated my inards with grease.

[to21]

No we just have taqueriastoooo fucking many if you ask me.

[Dick Hardigan]

I think Maalox's gigantic snatch ate him.Hmmmmm.