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[peewee's lovechild]

"Shut the fuck up, Donnie!"

[peewee's lovechild]

"That rug really tied the room together."

[peewee's lovechild]

"Ready your breakfast and make it hardy. For tonight, we dine in Hell!!"

[RashoFan]

What is the criteria for determining if a girl is a cunt?

[RashoFan]

My name is Prince and I am funky...
My name is Prince, the one and only...

[RashoFan]

I got nothing else to say...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

How many of you douches remember CBF?

[RichardSimmons]

I sure will then you faggot. Hey since you can't keep a chick why not be gay with me ?

I'm in!!

[peewee's lovechild]

What is the criteria for determining if a girl is a cunt?

Ask maalox.

[RashoFan]

...ohh...burn...

but seriously, what would a girl say or do for you to label her a cunt?

[mrsmaalox]

Ask maalox.

I wouldn't know anything about that, fuckwad

[peewee's lovechild]

...ohh...burn...

but seriously, what would a girl say or do for you to label her a cunt?

Bitch attitude.

Uses her vagina as leverage.

Won't shut the fuck up.

Thinks she's better than anything or anyone.

Or, is maalox.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hate bitch cunts who do nothing but argue.

I work with this cunt who thinks she's in charge and tries to act like it.

[CuckingFunt]

...ohh...burn...

but seriously, what would a girl say or do for you to label her a cunt?

Act like a cunt.

[mrsmaalox]

Bitch attitude.Never

Uses her vagina as leverage.When necessary

Won't shut the fuck up.okay

Thinks she's better than anything or anyone.Never

Or, is maalox. Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood

[mrsmaalox]

I hate bitch cunts who do nothing but argue.

I work with this cunt who thinks she's in charge and tries to act like it.

For some reason this is really funny coming from you!! :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Uses her vagina as leverage.When necessary

It's never necessary.

Thanks for helping to give the rest of us a bad name.

[peewee's lovechild]

For some reason this is really funny coming from you!! :lmao

What's funny is a cunt trying to say she's not a cunt.

[The Sun]

Stop posting and get out there and enjoy the day!!!

[marini martini]

Here's one that pisses me off.....Boerne has gone totally smoke free!!! Shit!!!

Plus the local Sports bar had freakin' "family karaoke" night last night, while the Spurs game was on. Pre-teens and drunk ol' lady's singin' karaoke, sucked major smoke free turds!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, get over it. I didn't see it necessary to add add a :lmao, :lol, :elephant, :downspin: because I was replying only to the person who made the comment and I think he gets it :rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

Here's one that pisses me off.....Boerne has gone totally smoke free!!! Shit!!!

Plus the local Sports bar had freakin' "family karaoke" night last night, while the Spurs game was on. Pre-teens and drunk ol' lady's singin' karaoke, sucked major smoke free turds!!!

Even for today? Not a brilliant business move for the day of the big Stupid Bowl is it?

[RashoFan]

wow, I must be a cunt if y'all are going back and forth because I asked what qualifies a girl as a cunt....
sorry y'all

[mrsmaalox]

wow, I must be a cunt if y'all are going back and forth because I asked what qualifies a girl as a cunt....
sorry y'all

No you are not a cunt! You know, in Australia I believe, it is actually a term of endearment! So I suppose it means whatever you want it to mean,,,,,,,;)

[RashoFan]

Thanks M,
I at least graduated to being a bitch recently, but I don't think I have reached cunt status. Only one person would argue that point though...:lol

[RashoFan]

I got house work to do and I don't feel motivated enough to get out of my pj's right now...

[mrsmaalox]

Thanks M,
I at least graduated to being a bitch recently, but I don't think I have reached cunt status. Only one person would argue that point though...:lol

Yea but there's a big difference in standing up for yourself and being a bitch. My experience is that a person who would label you a cunt/bitch is most likely just pissed off because you aren't being their doormat!

[RashoFan]

Yea but there's a big difference in standing up for yourself and being a bitch. My experience is that a person who would label you a cunt/bitch is most likely just pissed off because you aren't being their doormat!

That is what I think too...he is pissed because I told him we can never be friends again..ever. I am usually very forgiving, but if someone really hurts me on several levels...I will hold a grudge until the end of time.

[mrsmaalox]

That is what I think too...he is pissed because I told him we can never be friends again..ever. I am usually very forgiving, but if someone really hurts me on several levels...I will hold a grudge until the end of time.

Well you have to value yourself enough not to let yourself be treated badly. I'm not a vindictive person at all and I don't hold grudges ever, but I could see myself losing it if anyone messed with my kids.

[ATRAIN]

Bitch attitude.

Uses her vagina as leverage.

Won't shut the fuck up.

Thinks she's better than anything or anyone.

Or, is maalox.


amen brother amen

[peewee's lovechild]

wow, I must be a cunt if y'all are going back and forth because I asked what qualifies a girl as a cunt....
sorry y'all

Damn cunt.

[RashoFan]

Bitch...

[CuckingFunt]

A cunt doesn't worry about who thinks she's a cunt or why.

A cunt just is.

[peewee's lovechild]

A cunt doesn't worry about who thinks she's a cunt or why.

A cunt just is.

Cunts get killed by serial killers.

[RashoFan]

huh?

[peewee's lovechild]

huh?

Yep.

So, don't be a cunt.

You don't want to end up chopped to bits and in someone's feezer.

[peewee's lovechild]

If you were to roast a human, what part do you think would be the tastiest?

I'll have to go with the boobs.

In "Alive", they went after the ass cheeks first. That's a little too dirty for me.

I'm guessing the ladies would start with the cock.

I'd like to try some deep fried labia myself.

[CuckingFunt]

I'd forgotten just how really, truly, atrociously bad Batman & Robin is. It's painful.

[peewee's lovechild]

According to Hannibal Rising, the cheeks are the best part to eat.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd forgotten just how really, truly, atrociously bad Batman & Robin is. It's painful.

Batman Forever is worse.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow. Someone just got real indignant with me cuz I won't go to their Stupid Bowl party. Then he tried to entice me by saying Bruce Springsteen is playing!! That's another reason not to even turn on the television. I'd rather clean out my garage.........but maybe after I'm done I can wander over there and eat their food :p:

[ATRAIN]

Wow. Someone just got real indignant with me cuz I won't go to their Stupid Bowl party. Then he tried to entice me by saying Bruce Springsteen is playing!! That's another reason not to even turn on the television. I'd rather clean out my garage.........but maybe after I'm done I can wander over there and eat their food :p:

Shut up cunt

[CuckingFunt]

Batman Forever is worse.

Not by a long shot. Nothing in our lifetime has ever sucked as much as Arnie as Dr. Freeze.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shut up cunt

:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Not by a long shot. Nothing in our lifetime has ever sucked as much as Arnie as Dr. Freeze.

Fuck off, there's nothing worse in this world than Jim Carey as the Riddler.

They show that movie in acting class in Over-acting 101.

And, Val Kilmer as Batman?
Jesus fucking christ, that was a train wreck.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck off, there's nothing worse in this world than Jim Carey as the Riddler.

They show that movie in acting class in Over-acting 101.

And, Val Kilmer as Batman?
Jesus fucking christ, that was a train wreck.

Hey, if that's your opinion, that's your opinion.

Both movies sucked, but B&R sucked worse and is the reason the franchise almost died completely.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao

Dayum don't go busting a gut---it was funny but come on

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, if that's your opinion, that's your opinion.

Both movies sucked, but B&R sucked worse and is the reason the franchise almost dies completely.

It started to die when Val Kilmer became Bats.

However, Arnie's army of ice skating bandits was stupid as all hell.

Still, nothing beats the cheese and pathetic melodrama of Carey's Edward E. Nigma.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dayum don't go busting a gut---it was funny but come on

Cunt.

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Cunt.

:lol

That's better, hardly :lmao worthy

[CuckingFunt]

It started to die when Val Kilmer became Bats.

However, Arnie's army of ice skating bandits was stupid as all hell.

Still, nothing beats the cheese and pathetic melodrama of Carey's Edward E. Nigma.

I could have handled Kilmer as Batman (same with Clooney as Batman, for that matter) and Carrey as The Riddler in a better movie. The biggest factors going against Batman Forever were Chris O'Donnell and Joel Schumacher.

Batman & Robin, on the other hand, kept those two factors and then threw in crappier villains, a crappier story, a sick/dying Alfred, and fucking Alicia Silverstone for good measure.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's better, hardly :lmao worthy

Bitch cunt.

:lmao:lmao

[ATRAIN]

That's better, hardly :lmao worthy

Shut up Twat

[peewee's lovechild]

I could have handled Kilmer as Batman (same with Clooney as Batman, for that matter) and Carrey as The Riddler in a better movie. The biggest factors going against Batman Forever were Chris O'Donnell and Joel Schumacher.

Batman & Robin, on the other hand, kept those two factors and then threw in crappier villains, a crappier story, a sick/dying Alfred, and fucking Alicia Silverstone for good measure.

Kilmer was the worst batman, hands down. Carrey as Riddler in a better movie??

Are you serious about that?

He is the reason that movie sucks balls.

Arnie wasn't all that bad. The lines they gave him were just fucking retarded at times. But, the scenes that involve his wife . . . they were actually not bad. Poison Ivy was not a bad concept, but Bane was pretty much useless in that movie.

Alicia was just as bad as Kidman. And, both had O'Donnell, so that's that.

What you can't counter is how ridiculously bad Jones' Two Face was. I mean, come one, there's no way to defend that.

Drew Barrymore as "Sugar"??

Come on, Batman Forever was clearly the worst of the entire series.

[CuckingFunt]

Come on, Batman Forever was clearly the worst of the entire series.

In your opinion.

[peewee's lovechild]

In your opinion.

So, you're okay with Tommy Lee's Two Face?

[peewee's lovechild]

You know I'm right.

[ATRAIN]

All the batman's sucked after the first one. YES even part 2!! Batman begins brought it back but dark knight killed it off again................................hahaha cue pee wee breaking something.

[CuckingFunt]

So, you're okay with Tommy Lee's Two Face?

It doesn't bother me as much as anything in Batman & Robin.


You know I'm right.

I'm not arguing right or wrong, but I still disagree.

Since it's a matter of opinion, I'm not arguing anything, really. You think that Batman Forever was worse, I disagree, we've both given our reasons, end of conversation. Having recently watched both movies again, I know that you're not going to change my mind. Nor do I want/expect to change yours.

[peewee's lovechild]

Batman begins brought it back but dark knight killed it off again.

That's just flat out stupid.

[CuckingFunt]

All the batman's sucked after the first one. YES even part 2!!

Catwoman saved Batman Returns. That storyline makes it my favorite of the Burton Batman films, despite how much I absolutely hated Devito as Penguin.

[peewee's lovechild]

It doesn't bother me as much as anything in Batman & Robin.

That's just all sorts of retarded.

[CuckingFunt]

That's just all sorts of retarded.

No, it's just my opinion.

[RashoFan]

Yep.

So, don't be a cunt.

You don't want to end up chopped to bits and in someone's feezer.

*Note to self...but that handgun you have been wanting ASAP...

[RashoFan]

I think Val Kilmer was good looking in the bat suit...But as far as the best actor to portray Bats was Micheal Keaton.... I could see the struggle,turmoil within as he was both Bruce and Bats.

[RashoFan]

Who has the best Margaritas in San Antonio?

[ATRAIN]

That's just flat out stupid.

I know I was just fucking with you......I still feel the same with the other batmans other than the 2 new and original.

[ATRAIN]

Catwoman saved Batman Returns. That storyline makes it my favorite of the Burton Batman films, despite how much I absolutely hated Devito as Penguin.

NO I have to disagree catwoman and penguin both sucked.

[ATRAIN]

Who has the best Margaritas in San Antonio?

I dont know why dont you leave right now and go find out.

[peewee's lovechild]

NO I have to disagree catwoman and penguin both sucked.

Oswald Copperpot was funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who has the best Margaritas in San Antonio?

The prickly pear margarita at Rosario's is pretty damn good.

But, that place is expensive.

[RashoFan]

I dont know why dont you leave right now and go find out.

Because I have no social life and I turn to you good(:lol) folks of the Quattro to help make me a better informed consumer and Consumer:whine

[RashoFan]

The prickly pear margarita at Rosario's is pretty damn good.

But, that place is expensive.

If the piece of ass is hot...money is no object....:eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

If the piece of ass is hot...money is no object....:eyebrows

So, you're saying that you would like to invite me to Rosario's?

[ATRAIN]

Because I have no social life and I turn to you good(:lol) folks of the Quattro to help make me a better informed consumer and Consumer:whine

What can I say I do what I can. I just bought 2 bottles of wine from Specs. Wanna come over and help me drink them?

[ATRAIN]

So, you're saying that you would like to invite me to Rosario's?

I think thats what she is saying.

[RashoFan]

Shit...right now I don't care who brings the booze...let's socialize!:toast

[RashoFan]

And I guess if I wanted a sHot piece of ass, I should call Batman...




Like how I merged two subjects into one message??
.....smooth...:D

[jman3000]

I haven't tried too many margaritas cuz tequila gets me horny and I act like a slutty fool... but chacho's 1800 margarita is pretty strong. about 2 of em and im drunk.

[RashoFan]

I haven't tried too many margaritas cuz tequila gets me horny and I act like a slutty fool... but chacho's 1800 margarita is pretty strong. about 2 of em and im drunk.

* mental note, Chacho's 1800 margies are strong...:eyebrows

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I've decided that "The Drinky Crow Show" is acceptable for watching.

[mrsmaalox]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n170/tepoun236/grondhaug.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/images/259840/0_61_020107_groundhog.jpg

[I. Hustle]

WOOOHHHOOOOO Not only did I get my 360 back but they gave me a month of free Xbox live for the inconvenience.

+1

[JudynTX]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n170/tepoun236/grondhaug.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/images/259840/0_61_020107_groundhog.jpg

What did the beaver do? :D

[ORION]

Who has the best Margaritas in San Antonio?

Cha-Chas either location. I used to play basketball with the owners son. They have many flavors. even cabbage flavor

[ORION]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n170/tepoun236/grondhaug.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/images/259840/0_61_020107_groundhog.jpg

by the look of the groundhog's eyes that dude has 2 fingers up his butt and I know what a groundhog with 2 fingers up his butt looks like

[Blake]

Who has the best Margaritas in San Antonio?

bang for the buck, Chacho's top shelf rita hands down.......but I can't stand to go there any more.

La Fogata has alwayd been pretty good, but you have to take out a loan to get one.

My favorite place to go for margaritas currently is Pericos. M-F before 7, they are $2 and on Mondays they are $3 all night for a very good size glass.

[Blake]

Cha-Chas either location. I used to play basketball with the owners son. They have many flavors. even cabbage flavor

worthless unless they also have brussel sprout flavor

[to21]

I could have made some of my signature margaritas for RF (AKA "Panty Droppers").

[ORION]

I could have made some of my signature margaritas for RF (AKA "Panty Droppers").

ingredients: Margarita Mix, Patron, ice and 2 lbs of xanax

[mrsmaalox]

I don't usually drink margaritas when I'm out, mostly just at home. And although it's not a drinking place, the Italian margarita at Olive Garden is very, very nice. :)

[mrsmaalox]

ingredients: Margarita Mix, Patron, ice and 2 lbs of xanax

Only if you want her comatose! :lol

[ATRAIN]

My sister swears by the Presidente Margaritas at chili's. They are pretty good.

[mrsmaalox]

My sister swears by the Presidente Margaritas at chili's. They are pretty good.

Are those the ones they give you in that blue shaker type thing? Those are delicious, and extremely potent.

[ATRAIN]

hey Hustle let me know when you wanna play xbox live

[to21]

I don't usually drink margaritas when I'm out, mostly just at home. And although it's not a drinking place, the Italian margarita at Olive Garden is very, very nice. :)
You should try one of mine.

[ATRAIN]

Are those the ones they give you in that blue shaker type thing? Those are delicious, and extremely potent.

not sure I have only had them once but I think they are.

[ATRAIN]

Hey whats up Sandy

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[mrsmaalox]

You should try one of mine.

I don't know about that. You guys make me paranoid about "special ingredients".

[ATRAIN]

You should try one of mine.

Come on man we all know you dont even have to give Maalox one drink before her panties drop.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey whats up Sandy

Chillin' ... glad it's my night off. I've gotten CT time the past 3 days. Ugh!

How are you?

[ATRAIN]

Chillin' ... glad it's my night off. I've gotten CT time the past 3 days. Ugh!

How are you?



What is CT time? How do you get back into the normal hours cycle? Do you stay up as late as possible?

[mrsmaalox]

Come on man we all know you dont even have to give Maalox one drink before her panties drop.

Don't exaggerate--it takes at least one drink!

[ATRAIN]

Don't exaggerate--it takes at least one drink!

Yeah one drink for the guys to even think about attempting to muff dive in that cave.

[peewee's lovechild]

What is CT time? How do you get back into the normal hours cycle? Do you stay up as late as possible?

Comp time?

[peewee's lovechild]

Are those the ones they give you in that blue shaker type thing? Those are delicious, and extremely potent.

I always did like those.

One time, after the football team I was coaching won their district championship, I rung up a tab of $120 drinking nothing but Presidente Margaritas and shots of 3G's.

I had heartburn for a week after that.

[Silver21_Black20]

What is CT time? How do you get back into the normal hours cycle? Do you stay up as late as possible?

Comp Time ... I prefer CT over OT. Paid days off kick ass.

I don't think I'll have a normal hours cycle unless I find another job. Which may be soon.

I usually go to bed when I get home but I didn't get to eat last night so I ate and now online. It is hard to get off the damn internets.

[ATRAIN]

I always did like those.

One time, after the football team I was coaching won their district championship, I rung up a tab of $120 drinking nothing but Presidente Margaritas and shots of 3G's.

I had heartburn for a week after that.

LMAO at pee wee saying he coached a football team to a district championship.......who here also calls shenanigans?

[ATRAIN]

Comp Time ... I prefer CT over OT. Paid days off kick ass.

I don't think I'll have a normal hours cycle unless I find another job. Which may be soon.

I usually go to bed when I get home but I didn't get to eat last night so I ate and now online. It is hard to get off the damn internets.

Oh ok yeah I have never worked a job where they offer comp time. Its usually OT unless your salary and if its that case well your fucked. Damn interwebs!!

[peewee's lovechild]

LMAO at pee wee saying he coached a football team to a district championship.......who here also calls shenanigans?

I wasn't the HC. I was the DC. And, it wasn't high school, it was middle school.

I'd post the pictures of me coaching, but I know what the photoshop wizzes would do.

[I. Hustle]

This one time when I coached a Lacrosse team and won regionals I rang up a $240 tab and had heartburn for a year. It was worth it though when I got a crystal net stick thingamajig.

[Silver21_Black20]

I like the Mango margarita (on the rocks) from Buffalo Wild Wings.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was, however, offered a job as a defensive coach at the high school level a few months back. My old HC moved up to high school and he called me up to offer me the job. I was for waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better pay than what I'm getting now.

But, it would've meant moving back to Brownsville and falling into the same alcoholic pattern I'm trying to avoid.

Dude, we used to drink it up while we were game planning.

[peewee's lovechild]

This one time when I coached a Lacrosse team and won regionals I rang up a $240 tab and had heartburn for a year. It was worth it though when I got a crystal net stick thingamajig.

Lacrosse is a brutal sport.

[mrsmaalox]

I wasn't the HC. I was the DC. And, it wasn't high school, it was middle school.

I'd post the pictures of me coaching, but I know what the photoshop wizzes would do.

Do you keep up with any of the kids from that team?

[ATRAIN]

Do you keep up with any of the kids from that team?

HEY NOW calm down you horny Cougar.


Cunt!!

[I. Hustle]

Do you keep up with any of the kids from that team?

Just the ones he's boning

[CuckingFunt]

Boning. I don't think I've ever actually said "boning."

[ATRAIN]

Boning. I don't think I've ever actually said "boning."

You just did twice!

[mrsmaalox]

HEY NOW calm down you horny Cougar.


Cunt!!

Oh fuck off. I was just asking because I have a great admiration for teachers/coaches. Often, they are the only positive influence and chance in life that some poor kids get!

[I. Hustle]

Boning. I don't think I've ever actually said "boning."

I have. In high school my most unsuccessful pick up line was "Bone or what?"

It never actually worked but if it didn't cause a laugh I at least laughed.

[samikeyp]

If you need alcohol to get her panties to drop....you're doing it wrong.

:hat

[ATRAIN]

Oh fuck off. I was just asking because I have a great admiration for teachers/coaches. Often, they are the only positive influence and chance in life that some poor kids get!

I always wondered, why does fuck off actually mean? Yeah sure you were........damn hornball.

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you keep up with any of the kids from that team?

Not anymore, but the first year I moved up to San Antonio I did.

I get some updates from a couple of the coaches I worked with.

One of the biggest talents we had dropped out because he got a girl pregnant. That was sad news when I first heard it.

[ATRAIN]

If you need alcohol to get her panties to drop....you're doing it wrong.

:hat

You talking about matlock or women in general?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd have to take at least 15 exstasy pills to bang that cunt.

[CuckingFunt]

You just did twice!

I didn't, actually. I don't usually read aloud while I'm posting.

[mrsmaalox]

Not anymore, but the first year I moved up to San Antonio I did.

I get some updates from a couple of the coaches I worked with.

One of the biggest talents we had dropped out because he got a girl pregnant. That was sad news when I first heard it.

That is sad. That's a tough job; probably the most thankless job there is.

[I. Hustle]

Not anymore, but the first year I moved up to San Antonio I did.

I get some updates from a couple of the coaches I worked with.

One of the biggest talents we had dropped out because he got a girl pregnant. That was sad news when I first heard it.

He was that good of a coach huh?

[ATRAIN]

I'd have to take at least 15 exstasy pills to bang that cunt.

LOL at 30 shots of Tequila.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL at 30 shots of Tequila.

That's not enough.

Fucking that cunt requires drastic measures.

[peewee's lovechild]

He was that good of a coach huh?

Um, yea, ok.

[mrsmaalox]

That's not enough.

Fucking that cunt requires drastic measures.

Also requires a penis :rolleyes

[samikeyp]

You talking about matlock or women in general?

Yes. :)

[ORION]

I'd have to take at least 15 exstasy pills to bang that cunt.

:lol
can you imagine taking that many? You would probably have anal sex with a porcupine

[ATRAIN]

That's not enough.

Fucking that cunt requires drastic measures.


Also requires a penis :rolleyes

NO penis in the world is beg enough for that huge gaping hole

[peewee's lovechild]

Also requires a penis :rolleyes

It inverts at the sight of that thing you refer to as a vagina.

Motherfucker has teeth.

[CuckingFunt]

Also requires a penis :rolleyes

Three arms and a leg.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol
can you imagine taking that many? You would probably have anal sex with a porcupine

I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Three arms and a leg.

And a roter rooter.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol
can you imagine taking that many? You would probably have anal sex with a porcupine

No you wouldn't. Guys can't get it up on ecstasy.

[mrsmaalox]

It inverts at the sight of that thing you refer to as a vagina.

Motherfucker has teeth.

Can't invert if it doesn't exist.

[peewee's lovechild]

No you wouldn't. Guys can't get it up on ecstasy.

I beg to differ.

And, this whole thing about putting coke on your cock to last longer is bullshit as well.

[peewee's lovechild]

Can't invert if it doesn't exist.

No penis exists for that wasteland you call a vag.

[mrsmaalox]

No penis exists for that wasteland you call a vag.

We know yours doesn't exist.

[ATRAIN]

No penis exists for that wasteland you call a vag.

Isnt that where the Toxic Avenger was created?

[samikeyp]

I beg to differ.

And, this whole thing about putting coke on your cock to last longer is bullshit as well.

You're not supposed to put it on there while it's still in the bottle.

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

You're not supposed to put it on there while it's still in the bottle.

:lol

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Isnt that where the Toxic Avenger was created?

I think that's where Lucifer was created.

[ATRAIN]

I think that's where Lucifer was created.

LMAO well it is hot enough from what I hear.

[jman3000]

You're not supposed to have sex with a girl while she's rolling on E because it will totally ruin her sex life. It's supposed to feel so good for her that she'll never look at sex the same and normal fucking won't suffice.

[jman3000]

I suck balls at shaving. I missed a penny sized patch just under my chin. I keep trying to pluck it out, but it's too short.

:pctoss

[jman3000]

Thank you TrainWreck for letting me borrow your spare 360. You will always have a place in my heart.

[jman3000]

The worst line I've ever heard to someone use to get pussy was, "If you suck it, it will get bigger".

WTF is that bullshit?

[ATRAIN]

You're not supposed to have sex with a girl while she's rolling on E because it will totally ruin her sex life. It's supposed to feel so good for her that she'll never look at sex the same and normal fucking won't suffice.

What if you dont care about the girl and its a one nighter. Should you not do it because it might ruin it for her or others, or should you be selfish and do it anyways. Ill go with b.

[jman3000]

If I wasn't such a square as it pertains to drugs I'd probably fuck her while she was rolling just because I like to make girls feel good. The after effects aren't my problem.

[samikeyp]

Can't think of a better place to hit 25K than the Quattro.

:tu

[mrsmaalox]

Can't think of a better place to hit 25K than the Quattro.

:tu

That's kinda sad really :(------not really! Keep up the good work :toast

[ATRAIN]

That's kinda sad really :(------not really! Keep up the good work :toast

shut up cunt

[to21]

lol

[ashbeeigh]

okay. Someone summarize for me. I've missed 40 pages.

[ORION]

okay. Someone summarize for me. I've missed 40 pages.

its basically everyone telling me how good looking I am

[mrsmaalox]

okay. Someone summarize for me. I've missed 40 pages.

Same old thing. ATRAIN reliving 5th grade calling people names ie "cunt" (me, of course) and others "fag","gay"; and being very amused by himself. And that's about all. :rolleyes

[ashbeeigh]

its basically everyone telling me how good looking I am

Isn't that every thread? :p:

[ORION]

Isn't that every thread? :p:

no. I said " hey I'm embarrassed, can you make it just one thread?"

[ATRAIN]

Same old thing. ATRAIN reliving 5th grade calling people names ie "cunt" (me, of course) and others "fag","gay"; and being very amused by himself. And that's about all. :rolleyes

Of course you would summarize it with me only.......hence your obsession with me.


Cunt

[ashbeeigh]

man. I love mama margies.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ashbeeigh

[Cant_Be_Faded]

so steven whatever happened with that utsa doucher. Did he challenge you to mortal kombat at the library or what

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wish it would've gone down like that. The bitch came in and talked to the dean of the library. He was too much of a pussy to ask for me.

A mortal kombat style throwdown would've been kick ass.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

what the shit
he talks to the dean of the library and tells him "your employee steven made me angry on the internet" ??
What a dick

[ATRAIN]

I wish it would've gone down like that. The bitch came in and talked to the dean of the library. He was too much of a pussy to ask for me.

A mortal kombat style throwdown would've been kick ass.

LOL so you would have ripped out his beating heart?

[ATRAIN]

what the shit
he talks to the dean of the library and tells him "your employee steven made me angry on the internet" ??
What a dick

Thats pretty much how it went down with those fuckers getting the college forum shot down for a while in the process.

[ORION]

A mortal kombat style throwdown would've been kick ass.

It would of been awesome if he challenged you to a dance off

[ATRAIN]

It would of been awesome if he challenged you to a dance off

LOL Steven would get served like Voltron.

[ORION]

LOL Steven would get served like Voltron.

:lol
like that southpark episode. "don't break my heart my achy breaky heart"

[ATRAIN]

:lol
like that southpark episode. "don't break my heart my achy breaky heart"

LOL " You got served, then you served him back, and now its on" hahahahah

[Dr. Gonzo]

LOL Steven would get served like Voltron.

You have no idea how kick ass my Roger Rabbit is.

[CuckingFunt]

You're not supposed to have sex with a girl while she's rolling on E because it will totally ruin her sex life. It's supposed to feel so good for her that she'll never look at sex the same and normal fucking won't suffice.

In my relatively limited experience, this is false.

[CuckingFunt]

what the shit
he talks to the dean of the library and tells him "your employee steven made me angry on the internet" ??
What a dick

I think, technically, that would make him both a dick and a pussy.

Which, on its own, is kind of impressive.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

In my relatively limited experience, this is false.

You have never taken E. And I have actually heard that urban legend myself, back in high school, but it was applicable to both men and women. Not just slutty E chicks.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj33/ippogutts/Homer.gif

[Dr. Gonzo]

You have never taken E. And I have actually heard that urban legend myself, back in high school, but it was applicable to both men and women. Not just slutty E chicks.

I heard the same and I used to hang with a few people that were way into E.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

It may be just an urrrban legend. But I can imagine it's partly true. I doubt sex would be ruined for life, but I bet it would be a long time till you came like that again, lol.

[CuckingFunt]

You have never taken E. And I have actually heard that urban legend myself, back in high school, but it was applicable to both men and women. Not just slutty E chicks.

I've taken E three times. I had sex with girls two of those times, and with a guy the other time. In all three cases, it was damn good, but it didn't ruin me.

However, ecstasy is, in my opinion, hugely overrated.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I've taken E three times. I had sex with girls two of those times, and with a guy the other time. In all three cases, it was damn good, but it didn't ruin me.

However, ecstasy is, in my opinion, hugely overrated.

You just needed to double your intake.

[CuckingFunt]

You just needed to double your intake.

Could be.

That was a long time ago. I haven't taken it at all since I realized the idiocy of someone like me taking a drug to become more horny. No one needs that.

[ORION]

You just needed to double your intake.

Vicodin is the best thing to take because you will never bust. I have countless stories

[Dr. Gonzo]

Vicodin is the best thing to take because you will never bust. I have countless stories

4 vicodins with about a 6 pack and a few shots of tequila is the way to go.

:tu

[mrsmaalox]

4 vicodins with about a 6 pack and a few shots of tequila is the way to go.

:tu

The way to go? Go where? Into a coma? :lol

[ORION]

4 vicodins with about a 6 pack and a few shots of tequila is the way to go.

:tu

yeah and combined that with sex and you will go down in history. Its like your wang is completely numb. Also Ultram works just as well

[ORION]

The way to go? Go where? Into a coma? :lol

no use Xanax instead and then your talking coma.

[CuckingFunt]

yeah and combined that with sex and you will go down in history. Its like your wang is completely numb. Also Ultram works just as well

I'd be sad if I found out I was fucking a guy who'd numbed his wang.

[ORION]

I'd be sad if I found out I was fucking a guy who'd numbed his wang.

:lol
you would dry out way before he finished

[mrsmaalox]

I've never done it with Xanax or E, but I did have some fun times with quaaludes

[CuckingFunt]

:lol
you would dry out way before he finished

Well, I definitely think that stamina, in and of itself, isn't all its cracked up to be, but I didn't mean just that. I wouldn't want to think that all the stuff I was doing to make it good for him was for naught.

[ORION]

Well, I definitely think that stamina, in and of itself, isn't all its cracked up to be, but I didn't mean just that. I wouldn't want to think that all the stuff I was doing to make it good for him was for naught.

yeah I see your point

[peewee's lovechild]

what the shit
he talks to the dean of the library and tells him "your employee steven made me angry on the internet" ??
What a dick

Pussiest move ever.

[ORION]

Pussiest move ever.

:lol
Is it done with ?

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol
Is it done with ?

I have no idea what those fags are doing.

All I know is that the whole world knows them for the pussies they are.

[peewee's lovechild]

Apparently, it's okay to work in the FBI if you're a pussy.

[IronMexican]

I've been stressing what to get my girl for Valentines day

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Falcon punch.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

So let me get this straight. CuckingFunt is afraid to do a line the size of a grain of salt, yet she did X three times, and on twice of those occasions she scissored another chick?

I'm missing something in this equation.

[ATRAIN]

It would of been awesome if he challenged you to a dance off


LOL Steven would get served like Voltron.


You have no idea how kick ass my Roger Rabbit is.

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[peewee's lovechild]

I've been stressing what to get my girl for Valentines day

Hey, Mexican, get her an iron.

[RashoFan]

Cha-Chas either location. I used to play basketball with the owners son. They have many flavors. even cabbage flavor

You are the second person to say ChaCha's...thanks.

[RashoFan]

ingredients: Margarita Mix, Patron, ice and 2 lbs of xanax

:lol

[RashoFan]

Can't think of a better place to hit 25K than the Quattro.

:tu

:clap
WTG Mikey

[florige]

I have no idea what those fags are doing.

All I know is that the whole world knows them for the pussies they are.


What happened again?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Del Cid Keller

roflrofl

[ORION]

Fucking Fuckity Fuck ! I can't stop coughing

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p303/jarrod2682/wut.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p303/jarrod2682/wut.jpg

he had a leach on his balls, and didn't know what to do. His parents smelled the rubber he had on and knew he was banging that chick and thats how he got the leach

[Trainwreck2100]

I had these kids try to prank call me, they brought up my mom and said they wanted her number. So i told them to dial 226-3232 and she'll tell them what time it is. And they actually did that

[to21]

:lmao

Leach on the balls is a risk you take when you getting trim in a creek.

[IronMexican]

:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh142/chaseter123/brownridgewl9es7.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Whoa look at the time. I am not so good at staying up all night anymore. I need caffeine. Lots of caffeine and Zoloft for this excruciating headache...

[JudynTX]

You stayed up all night because of the headache?

[to21]

Whoa look at the time. I am not so good at staying up all night anymore. I need caffeine. Lots of caffeine and Zoloft for this excruciating headache...


http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh142/chaseter123/brownridgewl9es7.jpg

Why up all night? Where you one of the 15?

[mrsmaalox]

You stayed up all night because of the headache?

Oh no. I felt just fine all night ;); it's this morning----er, afternoon that the headache has appeared!

[JudynTX]

Oh no. I felt just fine all night ;); it's this morning----er, afternoon that the headache has appeared!

Well I hope you feel better. Last time I pulled an all nighter was while we were in Chicago, not a good idea when you're on vacation. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Why up all night? Where you one of the 15?

I wonder how he feels! :fight

[ORION]

I had these kids try to prank call me, they brought up my mom and said they wanted her number. So i told them to dial 226-3232 and she'll tell them what time it is. And they actually did that

and your mom tells us her "downtown" temperature. She needs a little warming up today

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck. I can't stop sneezing.

[JudynTX]

Fuck. I can't stop sneezing.

Best stuff I've put up my nose in a while. It really works, unlike that Airborne shit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/ladyspur/zicam.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fuck I haven't been able to stop sneezing all morning. Fucking allergies.

[jman3000]

Valentine's Day is for fags.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh142/chaseter123/brownridgewl9es7.jpg

:lmao:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Best stuff I've put up my nose in a while.

So, yea, what other stuff have you shoved up your nose?

Aaaaand, is "nose" a euphamism for something else?

[JudynTX]

So, yea, what other stuff have you shoved up your nose?

Aaaaand, is "nose" a euphamism for something else?

Afrin

[ORION]

It is hot outside. I want to strip down to my chones and run around

[mrsmaalox]

It is hot outside. I want to strip down to my chones and run around

Go for it. That's what I'm doing! But then I am in the privacy of my own home....

[peewee's lovechild]

Go for it. That's what I'm doing! But then I am in the privacy of my own home....

Good, because the sight of that can scare children. And, to be honest, most adults.

[mrsmaalox]

Good, because the sight of that can scare children. And, to be honest, most adults.

Go fuck yourself, dwarf.

[ORION]

Go dwarf yourself, fuck.

[CuckingFunt]

Valentine's Day is for fags.

I'm actually looking forward to Valentine's Day this year. My friend and I are both single, so we're going to exchange romantical gifts and act like dorks.

Anything's better than Valentine's Day last year, though, which was almost exactly one week after a yucky breakup.

[RashoFan]

You stayed up all night because of the headache?

What was his name???





...PeeWee???

[RashoFan]

Valentine's Day is for fags.

Great, I have to work on Valentine's day...does this mean every gay man in the city is going be at my job?

[RashoFan]

I'm actually looking forward to Valentine's Day this year. My friend and I are both single, so we're going to exchange romantical gifts and act like dorks.

Anything's better than Valentine's Day last year, though, which was almost exactly one week after a yucky breakup.

Romantical gifts? Is that new slang for vibrators and dildos and other erotic toys?

[RashoFan]

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh142/chaseter123/brownridgewl9es7.jpg

That 2nd advertisement, are they apologizing to George AND "HIS Staff" or to George and his staff???

[CuckingFunt]

Romantical gifts? Is that new slang for vibrators and dildos and other erotic toys?

Flowers and chocolate and teddy bears and such.

I don't typically bring out the vibrators and dildos without the intention of using them.

[mrsmaalox]

What was his name???





...PeeWee???

Oh please. I had some friends from Ruidoso stop over on their way to Houston; we had a nice visit :)

[florige]

Oh please. I had some friends from Ruidoso stop over on their way to Houston; we had a nice visit :)



Maalox I thought you were married?

[RashoFan]

Romantical gifts? Is that new slang for vibrators and dildos and other erotic toys?


Flowers and chocolate and teddy bears and such.

I don't typically bring out the vibrators and dildos without the intention of using them.

I think from now on "Romatical gifts" should mean vibrators, dildos and other erotic toys...

Let's start a rally, or a movement or something....who's with me???

[I. Hustle]

I believe that is Robotical gifts

[ORION]

Alright everybody this is a stick up ! Everyone get face down !

[peewee's lovechild]

Alright everybody this is a stick up ! Everyone get face down !

There are so many gay references in this that I don't know where to start.

[ORION]

There are so many gay references in this that I don't know where to start.

Ren gag their mouth so they can't make a sound