Free Quattro Razor (18)

[I. Hustle]

I'm not talking about that you sonofabitch!

My bad. Hey excude me if I mispell som words. All thid food is making it hard to typw

[Viva Las Espuelas]

20 minutes 'til

Hickory Smoked Brisket, Sausage,and Chicken
Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, and Beans
Pickles, Peppers, and Onions
Texas Sliced Bread
Desert
Ice Tea and Lemonade with Accompaniments







and Orion..............IT'S FREE

[marini martini]

Poor Orion appears to have a major case of holiday stress. I maybe have a valium or 2 I could spare.

I'll be driving thru N.B. in about 30 minutes. I can drop of some szzzyrup, if you want. Just don't drink a half bottle of Bailey's before you take it!That will kill your appetite!:toast

:nope

:sleep:sleep:sleep

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hangover free. Life is good.

[ORION]

20 minutes 'til

Hickory Smoked Brisket, Sausage,and Chicken
Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, and Beans
Pickles, Peppers, and Onions
Texas Sliced Bread
Desert
Ice Tea and Lemonade with Accompaniments







and Orion..............IT'S FREE


you may think its free. Check your pay stub in 3 weeks for an unexplained taxed item

[mrsmaalox]

I'll be driving thru N.B. in about 30 minutes. I can drop of some szzzyrup, if you want. Just don't drink a half bottle of Bailey's before you take it!That will kill your appetite!:toast

:nope

:sleep:sleep:sleep

Okay you take care of Orion :toast In the meantime, I am trying to find a Craftmatic adjustable bed to have sent to Viva's office for after lunch.

[ORION]

I'll be driving thru N.B. in about 30 minutes. I can drop of some szzzyrup, if you want. Just don't drink a half bottle of Bailey's before you take it!That will kill your appetite!:toast

:nope

:sleep:sleep:sleep

that sounds like a great idea. I'm here waiting

[ORION]

Okay you take care of Orion :toast In the meantime, I am trying to find a Craftmatic adjustable bed to have sent to Viva's office for after lunch.

sounds like he is going to need a wheelbarrow

[marini martini]

that sounds like a great idea. I'm here waiting

I'll leave it with bartender at "Scores"!:toast

[ORION]

I'll leave it with bartender at "Scores"!:toast

you should of said something earlier. I'm not too far from there.

[marini martini]

Okay you take care of Orion :toast In the meantime, I am trying to find a Craftmatic adjustable bed to have sent to Viva's office for after lunch.

Is he expecting an "after noon delight?":wow

Yeaaaaaaa! For Viva!!:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Is he expecting an "after noon delight?":wow

Yeaaaaaaa! For Viva!!:toast

No, actually Orion's suggestion of a wheelbarrow maybe better.

[ORION]

No, actually Orion's suggestion of a wheelbarrow maybe better.

My suggestions are always better

[I. Hustle]

So who is bringing me my fix?

[ORION]

So who is bringing me my fix?

we will be at scores

[ORION]

So who is bringing me my fix?

oh but if your looking for your cock fix keep looking elsewhere

[I. Hustle]

we will be at scores

There is a Scores in Selma?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm hangover free. Life is good.

:tu

[ORION]

There is a Scores in Selma?

:bang

[I. Hustle]

oh I'm looking for cock.

keep looking elsewhere

[I. Hustle]

:bang

Wimberly?

[ORION]

Wimberly?

knucklesville

[I. Hustle]

Fredericksburg? How bout them peaches

[Viva Las Espuelas]

orion. the free food up here at work was delicious, but no one felt like playing pull my finger afterwards.

[ORION]

orion. the free food up here at work was delicious, but no one felt like playing pull my finger afterwards.

you probably would have crapped your pants. man I wish I could use imageshack or something similar because everyone needs to see what I'm looking at

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you probably would have crapped your pants. man I wish I could use imageshack or something similar because everyone needs to see what I'm looking at
i can use imageshack.

[ORION]

i can use imageshack.

well let me see what I can do

[ORION]

I could just send it to you. no need to post it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

cool

[I. Hustle]

Ahem


are we forgetting something?

[mrsmaalox]

Well I just had some leftover tortilla soup for lunch, and it was deeeelicious! :spin

[to21]

Finally, they hire a woman with big ass tator tots.

This girl has to be pushn' double-E's.

[to21]

Well I just had some leftover man soup for lunch, and it was deeeelicious! :spin

[ORION]

Finally, they hire a woman with big ass tator tots.

This girl has to be pushn' double-E's.

welcome to the club

[I. Hustle]

ahem

I don't have any new pm's

hhheeeellllllooooooooooooooooooooo

[ashbeeigh]

This girl has to be pushn' double-E's.


Damn, I bet her back hurts like a bitch all the time.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn, I bet her back hurts like a bitch all the time.

Nah, men always over estimate because they don't understand the mechanics of push-up bras.

[to21]

Damn, I bet her back hurts like a bitch all the time.Nobody gives a shit how her back feels.

Just keep the chesticles blazn'

[I. Hustle]

Nah, men always over estimate because they don't understand the mechanics of push-up bras.

Push up bra's are the most deceiving pieces of horse shit ever made.

[to21]

Nah, men always over estimate because they don't understand the mechanics of push-up bras.:lol

Double E's in a push up bra? Can that even be done? She'd cut off air to her windpipe in 2.4 seconds.

[ORION]

ahem

I don't have any new pm's

hhheeeellllllooooooooooooooooooooo

sounds like a personal problem

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nah, men always over estimate because they don't understand the mechanics of push-up bras.
the only mechanics us men need to know is on and off. i'm a pretty good judge of estimating though.

[mrsmaalox]

the only mechanics us men need to know is on and off. i'm a pretty good judge of estimating though.

:rolleyes They all say that

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:rolleyes They all say thattry me

[mrsmaalox]

Fine. What's my bra size?

[ORION]

try me

yeah and me too

[I. Hustle]

:rolleyes They all say that

I'm not. I have to see them in their natural environment. I need to touch taste and feel them tiggos. The only true way to judge the size is to have them rubbed all over my face.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not. I have to see them in their natural environment. I need to touch taste and feel them tiggos. The only true way to judge the size is to have them rubbed all over my face.

Exactly!

[BacktoBasics]

Whats going on in here?

[mrsmaalox]

Whats going on in here?

Just start talking about breasts and they come crawling out of the woodwork!! :lol

[I. Hustle]

Whats going on in here?

Same ol' same ol'. Were just talking about titties.


I hope noone asks me for anything here. I've got half a chub going on.

[ORION]

Look woman have boobs. I know..I've seen them

[I. Hustle]

Look woman have boobs. I know..I've seen them

So have I... and on occasion I've touched them.

[mrsmaalox]

So have I... and on occasion I've touched them.

Hahaha I get to touch them all the time!!!

[BacktoBasics]

Just start talking about breasts and they come crawling out of the woodwork!! :lolas if thats unreasonable

[to21]

Fine. What's my bra size?PM me a pic so I can participate in the contest.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hahaha I get to touch them all the time!!!
if i were a woman it would instantly add 20 minutes to my shower time.

[mrsmaalox]

PM me a pic so I can participate in the contest.

Aw come on, you guys all saw the bravatars. A good estimator would need nothing more.

[ashbeeigh]

maalox. What an attention whore.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Exactly!
i'd say a 34CC

[mrsmaalox]

i'd say a 34CC

See? You suck at this game...

[mrsmaalox]

maalox. What an attention whore.

Once more you're a day late and dollar short, Ash!

[I. Hustle]

Bravatar? I need those things pressed against my face!

[ORION]

I haven't seen jack

[to21]

Aw come on, you guys all saw the bravatars. A good estimator would need nothing more.I don't recall. I'm sure you saved the pic somewhere.

[to21]

maalox. What an attention whore.Fine....you can send me your's too.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

See? You suck at this game...
it works better in person

[mrsmaalox]

I don't recall. I'm sure you saved the pic somewhere.

Actually I didn't save it; I figured I'd just make a new one for this year's playoffs.

[to21]

Id' say you are at least a D cup.

[to21]

Actually I didn't save it; I figured I'd just make a new one for this year's playoffs.Take a new one silly.

Here, I'll send the PM first......

[ashbeeigh]

Actually I didn't save it; I figured I'd just make a new one for this year's playoffs.

For this season or this year? because the bravatars are only meant for desperate times.

[mrsmaalox]

For this season or this year? because the bravatars are only meant for desperate times.

I meant for this season. I am ready to answer the call to duty when my Spurs need me!

[ashbeeigh]

I meant for this season. I am ready to answer the call to duty when my Spurs need me!

:rolleyes Ridiculous. My bravatar only comes out when we're down 5-2.

[I. Hustle]

We are in need now. I say bras for the regular season and wet t's for the playoffs. I know it sounds crazy but it might just work.

[mrsmaalox]

:rolleyes Ridiculous. My bravatar only comes out when we're down 5-2.

Why? When Kori sounds the alarm I will respond! It's only at playoffs right?

[mrsmaalox]

And at 5-2 they've already lost right? So it's too late; big help you'll be this season! :lol

[to21]

What a tease.....

[ashbeeigh]

And at 5-2 they've already lost right? So it's too late; big help you'll be this season! :lol

:lmao damnit. I lost that one. No wonder I dread taxes! 4-1 maybe.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao damnit. I lost that one. No wonder I dread taxes! 4-1 maybe.
lost again, juggs.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao damnit. I lost that one. No wonder I dread taxes! 4-1 maybe.

Maybe you mean 3-1? :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

lost again, juggs.


Maybe you mean 3-1? :lmao

geez. I quit, I'll be back tomorrow sometime.

[CuckingFunt]

i'd say a 34CC

CC? What the fuck is a double-C?

[ORION]

CC? What the fuck is a double-C?
Someone sounds jealous

[florige]

Someone sounds jealous



WTF are you doing on here this late.....

[I. Hustle]

MMMMM Free breakfast tacos

[ORION]

WTF are you doing on here this late.....

Who are you my chick?

[ORION]

MMMMM Free breakfast tacos

In your face ! I'm getting 2 cowboy tacos from Granzins in a few mintues and free Papa Johns pizza at lunch....UH UH In your face with mace !

[BacktoBasics]

Wow @ Ash

I'm not even sure I can poke fun at 5-2 or even 4-1

[I. Hustle]

In your face ! I'm getting 2 cowboy tacos from Granzins in a few mintues and free Papa Johns pizza at lunch....UH UH In your face with mace !

Shit. Papa John's? I love Papa John's pizza. That new Italian meats on thin crust mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[mrsmaalox]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o232/nlwalden/NaughtyChristmas.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.fridayfishwrap.com/mt/images/xmassnowmanfrozenface.jpg

[ORION]

Spitting teeth
oral lust
alley fuck
angel dust
anal whore
bleeding knees
Its times like this to pray for murder
Now I've seen it all
Hell's wrath
No Man has greater glory
Cause now you're living through me

[ashbeeigh]

Wow @ Ash

I'm not even sure I can poke fun at 5-2 or even 4-1

I know. That's why I just gave up and quit. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

:wow Whoa, the internet sure does have a lot of pictures of naked women doing things with candy canes!! :wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Spitting teeth
oral lust
alley fuck
angel dust
anal whore
bleeding knees
Its times like this to pray for murder
Now I've seen it all
Hell's wrath
No Man has greater glory
Cause now you're living through me

pantera at its' finest hour.


<smoke thissssssss>

[Dex]

I'm still waiting for my razor.

[I. Hustle]

:wow Whoa, the internet sure does have a lot of pictures of naked women doing things with candy canes!! :wow

Liar. Let me see pm them to me. I don't believe you

[ORION]

pantera at its' finest hour.


<smoke thissssssss>

I figured this is a great song for the holidays. It would be awesome if you went to a department store and this was playing as the Christmas music. It brings joy to my heart

[ORION]

:wow Whoa, the internet sure does have a lot of pictures of naked women doing things with candy canes!! :wow

how do you know ?

[I. Hustle]

I figured this is a great song for the holidays. It would be awesome if you went to a department story and this was playing as the Christmas music. It brings joy to my heart

I don't go to Department story's

[ORION]

I don't go to Department story's

There ! Are you happy.......dingle douche

[I. Hustle]

I am sleepy. I think I will take a power nap in the car

[I. Hustle]

There ! Are you happi.......dingle douche

No I am not happi

[ORION]

No I am not happi

Wut about know your peace of shit

[ORION]

I am sleepy. I think I will take a power nap in the car

Don't let the seat belt buckle get stuck in your vagina

[I. Hustle]

I like peepee in my mouth

What's with the baby talk?

[I. Hustle]

Wut about know your peace of shit

Wut about know YOUR peace of shit!

[ORION]

Wut about know YOUR peace of shit!

U is dum. I'm going to plant a grape and grow a grape tree then hit you with the grape tree branch

[JudynTX]

Is this the chit chat thread? Anyway, I'm going on vacation again. :lol

[I. Hustle]

U is dum. I'm going to plant a grape and grow a grape tree then hit you with the grape tree branch

I'm going to plant a watermelon and grow a watermelon tree then I'm going to kick you in the teeth.

[I. Hustle]

Is this the chit chat thread? Anyway, I'm going on vacation again. :lol

No this is the girls pm me your boobies thread. SSSoooooooo pm me your boobies already.

[ORION]

Is this the chit chat thread? Anyway, I'm going on vacation again. :lol

no. this is the serious issue thread were we discuss world events

[Viva Las Espuelas]

no. this is the serious issue thread were we discuss world events
we deal with globes.

[ORION]

we deal with globes.

yeah ! big time

[marini martini]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Last 2 pages made me laugh!

[I. Hustle]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Last 2 pages made me laugh!

:lmao :lol yyeeeeaaaaahhhhhh...






pm me your boobies

[I. Hustle]

still waiting

[ORION]

still waiting

(o)(o)

[CuckingFunt]

( o ) ( o ) <---- implants

( o Y o ) <---- naturals

[I. Hustle]

HOLY SHNIKEES

do me a favor go to google and type in 7 lower case o's and hit search. WTF?!

[I. Hustle]

( o ) ( o ) <---- implants

( o Y o ) <---- naturals

I like them both

[CuckingFunt]

HOLY SHNIKEES

do me a favor go to google and type in 7 lower case o's and hit search. WTF?!

That place is kind of awesome.

[TheQuattro]

breastesses

[I. Hustle]

That place is kind of awesome.

How did I get all that weird shit just by typing 0000000. Also, what moved me to type that in?

[I. Hustle]

breastesses

http://www.yuppieguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/razor.png

[marini martini]

How did I get all that weird shit just by typing 0000000. Also, what moved me to type that in?

your inner boob:rolleyes

[ORION]

HOLY SHNIKEES

do me a favor go to google and type in 7 lower case o's and hit search. WTF?!

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lol:lol:lol
holy shit !!!!:lol:lol

[I. Hustle]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lol:lol:lol
holy shit !!!!:lol:lol

I am naming it the 7 o's of doom

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lol:lol:lol
holy shit !!!!:lol:lol
did y'all hit the "images" tab when you did this?

if not, do it again. hit "images", then look at 2nd pic 2nd row.

[I. Hustle]

did y'all hit the "images" tab when you did this?

if not, do it again. hit "images", then look at 2nd pic 2nd row.

My bad yes hit images. That is where I started I didn't even go to the regular part and now I am afraid to.

[I. Hustle]

Oh it's the same ooooooo

[ORION]

did y'all hit the "images" tab when you did this?

if not, do it again. hit "images", then look at 2nd pic 2nd row.

what is it

[I. Hustle]

All I know is that made me hungry for a Big Mac

:vomit

[ORION]

:vomit

i can't look at it because people will see

[I. Hustle]

:lol

http://searchservice.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=sitesearch.results&type=People&qry=Orion&srchBy=All

I think you are the first one

[ashbeeigh]

fuck UPS. They have my paycheck and are holding it ransom in an unknown delivery truck somewhere in San Antonio. Somebody must really want $477.

[I. Hustle]

fuck UPS. They have my paycheck and are holding it ransom in an unknown delivery truck somewhere in San Antonio. Somebody must really want $477.

You better bring that money to daddy and stop making excuses. I might even buy you some McDonalds.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what is it
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp3.blogger.com/_3ZvPgeH0sfo/SB4DW0EoZFI/AAAAAAAAOqc/x2hUblz_HAE/s400/PETER-oooooooINTERVIEWpic-TWO.JPG&imgrefurl=http://westasian.blogspot.com/2008/05/peter-pan-22-interview.html&usg=__pN0cvH6RUL5XVxRAVUU9E6DlsTs=&h=352&w=264&sz=46&hl=en&start=8&sig2=wgpObuesAuHBUNOXVEFo1Q&um=1&tbnid=OluDSjnUuUE4hM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=90&ei=WBZMSaiCGKP-NMb_gdkP&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dooooooo%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DNht tp://bp3.blogger.com/_3ZvPgeH0sfo/SB4DW0EoZFI/AAAAAAAAOqc/x2hUblz_HAE/s400/PETER-oooooooINTERVIEWpic-TWO.JPG
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp3.blogger.com/_3ZvPgeH0sfo/SB4DW0EoZFI/AAAAAAAAOqc/x2hUblz_HAE/s400/PETER-oooooooINTERVIEWpic-TWO.JPG&imgrefurl=http://westasian.blogspot.com/2008/05/peter-pan-22-interview.html&usg=__pN0cvH6RUL5XVxRAVUU9E6DlsTs=&h=352&w=264&sz=46&hl=en&start=8&sig2=wgpObuesAuHBUNOXVEFo1Q&um=1&tbnid=OluDSjnUuUE4hM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=90&ei=WBZMSaiCGKP-NMb_gdkP&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dooooooo%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

[ORION]

what the fuck !???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is some gay shit !!

[I. Hustle]

That is some f'd up shit that you posted that. I thought you were going to post the burger.

[ashbeeigh]

Holy balls. Why would you do that Viva?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Holy balls. Why would you do that Viva?orion asked.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"would you jump off a cliff if someone told you?"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2310/2438477027_5524779994.jpg?v=0

[I. Hustle]

It's like the more o's you add the worse it gets. I stopped at 10

[I. Hustle]

Ok I threw in 32 because that is my favorite number and it gave me full nudity of a hot chick. Problem is I AM AT WORK YOU DAMN o'S!

[ORION]

if you put in 100 its Carmen Elecktra and Selma Hayek doing 69

[I. Hustle]

if you put in 100 its Carmen Elecktra and Selma Hayek doing 69

Don't you f'n tempt me you bastard. DON'T YOU F'N TEMPT ME!

[I. Hustle]

100 gets you this http://www.vbforums.com/image.php?u=18635&dateline=1086708485

and this http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/thurlow/541/image/loudhi.gif

[ORION]

oh sorry I meant 300 hundred

[ORION]

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ORION, timvp
Look, I'm all out of the Quil

[I. Hustle]

I Will Not!

[ORION]

I Will Not!

they are both shaved ........

[I. Hustle]

OK OK OK I typed in 7 of each letter in the alphabet, 7 c's probably my favorite, and I lucked out with alot of topless pics but whatever you do please DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, type in 7 p's and look at all the pictures. PLEASE I AM WARNING YOU! I had to wash my eyes out.

Google images scares me.

[mrsmaalox]

how do you know ?

I saw :wow

[ORION]

I saw :wow
You take all damn day to answer and its just I saw....shut up

[I. Hustle]

burp

[JudynTX]

What the hell am I doing up so late? :lol

[I. Hustle]

OK so how many people looked up 7 p's or 7 c's?

[ORION]

I have a serious question. If 2 dudes eat the same food and the same amount. Also drink the same drink. Will their shit smell the same?

[mrsmaalox]

OK so how many people looked up 7 p's or 7 c's?

Not me.


I have a serious question. If 2 dudes eat the same food and the same amount. Also drink the same drink. Will their shit smell the same?

Probably not.

[ORION]

Probably not.

How can you be so sure.

[mrsmaalox]

How can you be so sure.

I'm not sure. That's why I said probably.

[I. Hustle]

Stuff that was there before?

[I. Hustle]

Not me.





Liar

[ORION]

Stuff that was there before?
No, they would both have to use a laxitive and fast 24 hours prior

[mrsmaalox]

But people have different body chemistries. I think that's why sometimes, like in a family, everyone has the same dinner, but only one person gets sick that night.

[I. Hustle]

No, they would both have to use a laxitive and fast 24 hours prior

Are they both in the same shape

[mrsmaalox]

Orion, why don't you just conduct that experiment with someone you know? Or ask a doctor http://health.justanswer.com/?r=ov%7C1%7CHealth%7COnline+Doctor&JCRN=Doctors+and+Nurses&JPSE=ysm&JACT=1&JPCM=Health&JPAG=Online+Doctor&JCLT=&JRA=&CC=&JPCT=ovhealth&JPKW=online%20medical%20answer&JPKD=281103672011&JPDC=S.std&JPAD=41732488011&JPRQ=online%20medical%20answers&JPAF=txt&JPCD=20081204-2&JCTY=none&JPLN=none&JPOP=none

[Trainwreck2100]

I have a serious question. If 2 dudes eat the same food and the same amount. Also drink the same drink. Will their shit smell the same?

probably not, their bodies probably have a different metabolism so absorbtion would be different

[mrsmaalox]

I think I'll go back to bed now :sleep

[ORION]

Are they both in the same shape
Yes and same age

[I. Hustle]

I will go with yes. Mostly because everyone else is saying no though.

[I. Hustle]

My 42 inch projection t.v. decided to stop working this past week so I was without a tv for about a week. I was trying to figure out what I needed to do to fix it (because I am a cheap bastard) and the wife said let's just go get a new one. I said well ok we can look. I fell in love and now have a brand new 50 inch plasma. I love my wife.

[ORION]

probably not, their bodies probably have a different metabolism so absorption would be different
Metabolism is after absorption so that wouldn't do anything to the smell.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My 42 inch projection t.v. decided to stop working this past week so I was without a tv for about a week. I was trying to figure out what I needed to do to fix it (because I am a cheap bastard) and the wife said let's just go get a new one. I said well ok we can look. I fell in love and now have a brand new 50 inch plasma. I love my wife.
what brand?

[ORION]

My 42 inch projection t.v. decided to stop working this past week so I was without a tv for about a week. I was trying to figure out what I needed to do to fix it (because I am a cheap bastard) and the wife said let's just go get a new one. I said well ok we can look. I fell in love and now have a brand new 50 inch plasma. I love my wife.
What's it doing? And don't go with plasma

[I. Hustle]

what brand?

Panasonic
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/101047437/Panasonic_Viera_Full_Hd_Th_50pv70fa_Plasma_Televis ion.jpg

[ORION]

I will go with yes. Mostly because everyone else is saying no though.

I think it would have to

[Trainwreck2100]

Metabolism is after absorption so that wouldn't do anything to the smell.

Metabolism effects what's absorbed. i.e. If you eat and the go run 3 miles right after that the digestive process wouldn't be started until you're done running. So you'd absorb differently then what would have been absorbed if you didn't run

[mrsmaalox]

I think it would have to

It might be similar, but all bodies are different. To use myself as an example, I can eat all of the most gas-prone foods and not have gas; my body is just like that. Other people get gassy with plain water.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

But people have different body chemistries. I think that's why sometimes, like in a family, everyone has the same dinner, but only one person gets sick that night.
i think i have a cast iron stomach 'cause that's happened to me. i rarely get food poisoning, but everyone else does.

[mrsmaalox]

Metabolism effects what's absorbed. i.e. If you eat and the go run 3 miles right after that the digestive process wouldn't be started until you're done running. So you'd absorb differently then what would have been absorbed if you didn't run

Digestive process starts as soon as the food hits your mouth. The food can't fuel your metabolism until it's been digested. What the activity would effect is peristalsis, which is the mechanism that moves food thru the digestive system.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It might be similar, but all bodies are different. To use myself as an example, I can eat all of the most gas-prone foods and not have gas; my body is just like that. Other people get gassy with plain water.
that's right. females don't fart.

























my ass.

[mrsmaalox]

that's right. females don't fart.

my ass.

:wtf I didn't say that!!!!!

[ORION]

Metabolism effects what's absorbed. i.e. If you eat and the go run 3 miles right after that the digestive process wouldn't be started until you're done running. So you'd absorb differently then what would have been absorbed if you didn't run
No no no. I'm not talking if they would crap at the same time just the smell. They would absorb the same nutrients regardless.

[CuckingFunt]

No no no. I'm not talking if they would crap at the same time just the smell. They would absorb the same nutrients regardless.

Body chemistry is still different. That's why perfumes and colognes smell different on different people, too.

[ORION]

It might be similar, but all bodies are different. To use myself as an example, I can eat all of the most gas-prone foods and not have gas; my body is just like that. Other people get gassy with plain water.
Then we use 2 alike people who can eat the same things

[I. Hustle]

Then we use 2 alike people who can eat the same things

I say go with twins.

[ORION]

Body chemistry is still different. That's why perfumes and colognes smell different on different people, too.
I've never heard that. First we would have to look at what is involved. Unless people have different smelling digestive enzymes.

[mrsmaalox]

Then we use 2 alike people who can eat the same things

The only way to get 2 people who are exactly alike would be to clone someone; I'm not sure it would be worth the cost to answer that question. I mean we already know the shit is gonna stink right?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

the monday afternoon poop chat.

[ORION]

The only way to get 2 people who are exactly alike would be to clone someone; I'm not sure it would be worth the cost to answer that question. I mean we already know the shit is gonna stink right?
No cloning. Its going to stink but will it stink the same

[ORION]

the monday afternoon poop chat.
Yeah, guess when I thought of this topic

[mrsmaalox]

the monday afternoon poop chat.

Why are you here anyway? I'm totally shocked that your willy hasn't sniffed out that Robin Meade thread yet!! :lol

[I. Hustle]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/09/twins.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah, guess when I thought of this topicthis morning on the crapper? i do my best thinking there.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why are you here anyway? I'm totally shocked that your willy hasn't sniffed out that Robin Meade thread yet!! :lol
oh, it's been sniffed, non-pooter.

[mrsmaalox]

oh, it's been sniffed, non-pooter.

Oh good, I was getting worried about you! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

What happened? Is Orion off preparing subjects for his study?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What happened? Is Orion off preparing subjects for his study?
his drafts are being produced

[I. Hustle]

I was just informed that I was going to be transferred to another dept. Bitter/sweet because I have it pretty cushy here but I will be getting more money.

[ORION]

his drafts are being produced

Yeah I was putting something down on paper

[ORION]

I was just informed that I was going to be transferred to another dept. Bitter/sweet because I have it pretty cushy here but I will be getting more money.

That means you will hate your job

[I. Hustle]

That means you will hate your job

I know. I actually like it here. In the other area I won't be able to play on the internet

[tonylongoriafan]

my boss has big hoots but everyone already knows that

i like big hoots

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[ashbeeigh]

I just ate half a pack of cordial cherries....but I think I'm entitled to this because my 17 year old sister just got married.

[ORION]

i like big hoots

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

yeah and you should see what she is wearing today

[ORION]

I just ate half a pack of cordial cherries....but I think I'm entitled to this because my 17 year old sister just got married.

:lol:lol
Where is their trailer going to be parked

[I. Hustle]

SHIT. I put the mount for my new flat screen up and I am pretty sure that everything is in there correctly. I splurged and got a 20 dollar stud finder and tried to prep everythin for when I got home tonight to put the tv up. Well My wife's brother and his friend decide to he helpful and put it up there for me. While I appreciate the help I really wanted to be there to do it so it was not only done correctly but if something did happen it would be my fault.
I have a little over an hour before I get off work and now I will be worrying the whole time.

[I. Hustle]

I just ate half a pack of cordial cherries....but I think I'm entitled to this because my 17 year old sister just got married.

WTF?! What is she thinking? Is she hot? Can I see your b00bs? Will you pm me her boobs? Where can I get a really good burger? Is my tv gonna fall?

[I. Hustle]

Oh and the area that I will be moving to... well the "lead" there has boobs the size of your head.

[ashbeeigh]

:lol:lol
Where is their trailer going to be parked

It'll be at Fort Sam. :lol

[I. Hustle]

It'll be at Fort Sam. :lol

SHIT! They are getting married because he is going into the military? I hate that shit. I lived in a small military town and saw that shit all the time. Plus all those dumb bitches that marry soldiers to get out of town and see the world. Freakin hoes.
Not saying your sister is because I don't know her... I mean she might be but I wasn't implying that she was... I mean it's ok if she is it's her decision... can I see your boobs?

[ORION]

Oh and the area that I will be moving to... well the "lead" there has boobs the size of your head.

I don't know...I kind of have a small head

[I. Hustle]

I don't know...I kind of have a small head

Well lets just say those funbags could keep me entertained for hours.

[Yukon Cornelius]

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

[florige]

Body chemistry is still different. That's why perfumes and colognes smell different on different people, too.



Huh, I never knew that. No wonder when I used to use my brother's cologne it never smelled the same. Well it smelled the same, it just seemed like it wore out faster or something.

[mrsmaalox]

What a dilemma!! Do I freeze my ass off now and put out my trash container, or do I freeze my ass of at 7 am and put it out then? What to do, what to do.....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What a dilemma!! Do I freeze my ass off now and put out my trash container, or do I freeze my ass of at 7 am and put it out then? What to do, what to do.....what? is the mexican taking the day off? why are you throwing away the basura?!

[mrsmaalox]

what? is the mexican taking the day off? why are you throwing away the basura?!

I is the only mexican here senor!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I is the only mexican here senor!
then put on some clothes and take it out tonight.

[mrsmaalox]

then put on some clothes and take it out tonight.

Done. Now at least I don't have to get up before 7 :)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Done. Now at least I don't have to get up before 7 :)
so i guess the kids are off the chore routine.

[mrsmaalox]

so i guess the kids are off the chore routine.

They are tucked in with visions of sugarplums dancing in their heads.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

They are tucked in with visions of sugarplums dancing in their heads.
well when the visions go away in the morning they can do it, but you already did it so it doesn't matter.

[marini martini]

No it doesn't Viva! Not in the real world!!!:toast


oBFClD9nrzY

[ashbeeigh]

SHIT! They are getting married because he is going into the military? I hate that shit. I lived in a small military town and saw that shit all the time. Plus all those dumb bitches that marry soldiers to get out of town and see the world. Freakin hoes.
Not saying your sister is because I don't know her... I mean she might be but I wasn't implying that she was... I mean it's ok if she is it's her decision... can I see your boobs?

Ughhhh. And no. You can't see my boobs.

[I. Hustle]

burp

[ORION]

burp

I found your post on craigslist

To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w

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Date: 2008-10-22, 6:10PM CDT



I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...


Location: Schaumburg
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[I. Hustle]

Ughhhh. And no. You can't see my boobs.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/5/icanhazfurg128545041201228750.jpg

[I. Hustle]

I found your post on craigslist

To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w

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Date: 2008-10-22, 6:10PM CDT



I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...


Location: Schaumburg
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PostingID: 889660321

Yeah she was older but she was smokin' hot

[stretch]

what is the point of these threads?

[ORION]

Baby Bird - w4m

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Date: 2008-09-17, 8:48PM CDT



I'm fed up with watersports and feel Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? I want to try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome, males preferred. I will supply the raw herring and you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.



Location: Your House
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PostingID: 845075963

[I. Hustle]

what is the point of these threads?

http://www.axisfilms.co.uk/news/dumb.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Baby Bird - w4m

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Date: 2008-09-17, 8:48PM CDT



I'm fed up with watersports and feel Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? I want to try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome, males preferred. I will supply the raw herring and you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.



Location: Your House
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 845075963

:lol

[Blake]

you guys need to slow down here....

It won't be long before me and B2B "smoke" this thread in number of pages

get it? smoke?

yeah....

[ORION]

I'm not doing jack today.

[ORION]

you guys need to slow down here....

It won't be long before me and B2B "smoke" this thread in number of pages

get it? smoke?

yeah....

I do not get it

[I. Hustle]

AAHHH the cig thread.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm not doing jack today.

thats good cause i hear jack's a big whore

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm not doing jack today.
so who's the lucky guy today?

[I. Hustle]

This chick with HUGEmongous tetas is wearing a sweater so tight I can almost see blood flow

[stretch]

you guys need to slow down here....

It won't be long before me and B2B "smoke" this thread in number of pages

get it? smoke?

yeah....

Wow you're a fag.

[mrsmaalox]

Why won't my house warm up?!?!?!

[ORION]

thats good cause i hear jack's a big whore


so who's the lucky guy today?

:lol
man I set myself up for those

[ORION]

Why won't my house warm up?!?!?!

because you have all your windows open, dummy

[ORION]

This chick with HUGEmongous tetas is wearing a sweater so tight I can almost see blood flow

sounds hot

[Blake]

Wow you're a fag.

I know you are but what am I

ooooo......in your face

[I. Hustle]

sounds hot

I feel like asking if I can tush 'em

[ORION]

I feel like asking if I can tush 'em

I have that constant battle in my head everyday.