Free Quattro Razor (18)

[florige]

Anybody here ever hear of Invader Zin? My sister keeps bugging me for that box set, but I can't find it anywhere here in MD. NOWHERE!

[ORION]

The release date is tomorrow ..you sonofbytch!!!!!

[ORION]

Anybody here ever hear of Invader Zin? My sister keeps bugging me for that box set, but I can't find it anywhere here in MD. NOWHERE!

yeah, its bestiality porn

[mrsmaalox]

I think it's Zim

[CuckingFunt]

Anybody here ever hear of Invader Zin? My sister keeps bugging me for that box set, but I can't find it anywhere here in MD. NOWHERE!

Try looking online. That's where I got it for my sister.

[florige]

I wonder if he's gonna let her blow him?

I don't know about that one with that woman JMan is dealing with.


no infection.. .it's just run of the mill nerve damage. it happens a lot and it's just taking some time to heal. just like a bruise. just like a cut.

and the day after you said to not let her use handcuffs on me she told me she wanted to bust out handcuffs :lol

im scared of that shit though... id have no way to defend myself if she tried some crazy shit... maybe i could kick her... but im just not sure i trust her that much yet.




Good choice. The hell with that! Once she has you restrained it's no telling what kinda shit she may come up with. What would you do if you saw her coming towards you with a pot of boiling ramen noodles and you are strapped down to the bed helpless? Fuck that!!! lol

[florige]

Try looking online. That's where I got it for my sister.


I haven't tried Amazon yet. But Best Buy and FYE had them backordered.

[mrsmaalox]

Good choice. The hell with that! Once she has you restrained it's no telling what kinda shit she may come up with. What would you do if you saw her coming towards you with a pot of boiling ramen noodles and you are strapped down to the bed helpless? Fuck that!!! lol
Yikes!
Now wasn't it someone here who said they knew a guy who got handcuffed by 2 women, who then took a dump on his chest? Eww.

[jman3000]

lol... i like ramen noodles though.

im thinking of doing a reversal of the traditional handcuffer/handcuffee thing. instead of the person handcuffed being dominated, im thinking of having it so that the person being handcuffed gets to tell the other person what to do without question.

at least that way i wont get boiling ramen on my face.

[ORION]

man one of the prizes to win over here is a Dynex 42" 720p plasma. I hope someone gets its because it says plasma and that will leave the blu-ray for me

[florige]

Yikes!
Now wasn't it someone here who said they knew a guy who got handcuffed by 2 women, who then took a dump on his chest? Eww.



That had to be Steven. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

lol... i like ramen noodles though.

im thinking of doing a reversal of the traditional handcuffer/handcuffee thing. instead of the person handcuffed being dominated, im thinking of having it so that the person being handcuffed gets to tell the other person what to do without question.

at least that way i wont get boiling ramen on my face.

I don't think it would be for your face.

[florige]

lol... i like ramen noodles though.

im thinking of doing a reversal of the traditional handcuffer/handcuffee thing. instead of the person handcuffed being dominated, im thinking of having it so that the person being handcuffed gets to tell the other person what to do without question.

at least that way i wont get boiling ramen on my face.




:lol Hopefully it works out that way for you while she has your ass strapped down.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That had to be Steven. :lol

I don't think I ever said that. I've never had anyone take a dump on my chest. That really does sound like a jman story to me.

[CuckingFunt]

im thinking of doing a reversal of the traditional handcuffer/handcuffee thing. instead of the person handcuffed being dominated, im thinking of having it so that the person being handcuffed gets to tell the other person what to do without question.

I've only ever been the handcuffee, but in my experience it doesn't work that way.

[florige]

I've only ever been the handcuffee, but in my experience it doesn't work that way.



:lol

[ORION]

I don't think I ever said that. I've never had anyone take a dump on my chest. That really does sound like a jman story to me.

no if it was his story is would of started out like this " this chick bit my chest open and took a dump inside the open wound"

[mrsmaalox]

:lol I just remembered it was that hunk Cosmic Cowboy who told that story. I don't think it happened to him personally.

[jman3000]

I've only ever been the handcuffee, but in my experience it doesn't work that way.

but it can work that way.. as long as the other person plays along and doesnt start power tripping. i think ill need to keep a spare key in my hair or something, just in case.

[jman3000]

no if it was his story is would of started out like this " this chick bit my chest open and took a dump inside the open wound"

"I thought these things smelled bad on the outside"

-Han Solo

[jman3000]

well n/'m

[CuckingFunt]

but it can work that way.. as long as the other person plays along and doesnt start power tripping. i think ill need to keep a spare key in my hair or something, just in case.

But... the whole point of handcuffing is power tripping.

See if you can work out a deal that she'll be the next one in cuffs, that way maybe she'll take it easy on you for fear of retribution.

[jman3000]

damn it funt!

that's why i said im taking the traditional role of the handcuff thing and chaning it... it will be a role reversal. the person tied up has the power and the person free is the prisoner.

fuck it... i think it's a good idea

[jman3000]

if i put her in handcuffs i'd probably just go watch tv for a while and take a nap.

it'd be funny.

[CuckingFunt]

damn it funt!

that's why i said im taking the traditional role of the handcuff thing and chaning it... it will be a role reversal. the person tied up has the power and the person free is the prisoner.

fuck it... i think it's a good idea

And I think it's trying to fix something that ain't broke.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The release date is tomorrow ..you sonofbytch!!!!!

I got it on Friday.
:spin

[jman3000]

it's called being creative ... and im not trying to fix something that's broke... im trying to create something entirely new so that i dont have to be scared of her marking me with a cow brand or whistling and having hanz and franz pop out behind the curtain.

[CuckingFunt]

it's called being creative ... and im not trying to fix something that's broke... im trying to create something entirely new so that i dont have to be scared of her marking me with a cow brand or whistling and having hanz and franz pop out behind the curtain.

Just admit to being a scaredy-cat.

[mrsmaalox]

it's called being creative ... and im not trying to fix something that's broke... im trying to create something entirely new so that i dont have to be scared of her marking me with a cow brand or whistling and having hanz and franz pop out behind the curtain.

Well if you can make that work, it sure will make Jeffrey Dahmer feel pretty stupid.

[ORION]

I got it on Friday.
:spin

How is this possible unless you are part of the cast and or crew?

[mrsmaalox]

If he wasn't dead I suppose. Or he would feel stupid from hell.

[ORION]

fuck it. I'm taking my shoes off

[mrsmaalox]

fuck it. I'm taking my shoes off

Don't throw them at anyone.

[ashbeeigh]

so...which is worse in y'alls opinion...doing other people's taxes or being a telemarketer?

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao some guy came in here selling some Christmas shit and i have a sleeveless shirt on because they have the heat on like 100 in here and he starts talking to my boobs instead of my face. I was polite..but still wanted to punch him in the balls. And he said "I haven't seen you in a while..." I was like "What the fuck? I've never seen you in my life."

[ORION]

:lmao some guy came in here selling some Christmas shit and i have a sleeveless shirt on because they have the heat on like 100 in here and he starts talking to my boobs instead of my face. I was polite..but still wanted to punch him in the balls. And he said "I haven't seen you in a while..." I was like "What the fuck? I've never seen you in my life."

so when is he taking you out ?

[ashbeeigh]

so when is he taking you out ?

He's not. He never answered my question about taxes or telemarketers.

[mrsmaalox]

so...which is worse in y'alls opinion...doing other people's taxes or being a telemarketer?

Either one is better than being unemployed. But I think the tax preparer job is a better job.

[ashbeeigh]

Either one is better than being unemployed. But I think the tax preparer job is a better job.

This is what I'm wrestling with right now. I'm bad at numbers, horrible. I can't get past the intermediate portion of the volunteer test, but it would be with a non-profit, with the organization I'm currently with blah blah blah. But I'm still not sure if it will be full time.

Ir I go back to west and make it full time.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao some guy came in here selling some Christmas shit and i have a sleeveless shirt on because they have the heat on like 100 in here and he starts talking to my boobs instead of my face. I was polite..but still wanted to punch him in the balls. And he said "I haven't seen you in a while..." I was like "What the fuck? I've never seen you in my life."
do you get that a lot?

[mrsmaalox]

This is what I'm wrestling with right now. I'm bad at numbers, horrible. I can't get past the intermediate portion of the volunteer test, but it would be with a non-profit, with the organization I'm currently with blah blah blah. But I'm still not sure if it will be full time.

Ir I go back to west and make it full time.

That's the thing about tax preparing though. It is a lot of numbers but it's really just plugging numbers into formulas. I think it's a skill that could benefit you for your entire life, because you could do it well into retirement age if you need to and there's always a lot of temp work available at tax time if you ever need it. Very easy work to do on the side if you already have a full time job too.

[ashbeeigh]

That's the thing about tax preparing though. It is a lot of numbers but it's really just plugging numbers into formulas. I think it's a skill that could benefit you for your entire life, because you could do it well into retirement age if you need to and there's always a lot of temp work available at tax time if you ever need it. Very easy work to do on the side if you already have a full time job too.

Yeah. I know all the benefits of it. It's just something I never thought I would do, much like West. But taxes are a little bit more respectable. :lol I think I'm going totake some of it home and go over it tonight. It's just frustrating.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah. I know all the benefits of it. It's just something I never thought I would do, much like West. But taxes are a little bit more respectable. :lol I think I'm going totake some of it home and go over it tonight. It's just frustrating.

What is your degree in?

[ashbeeigh]

What is your degree in?

I have degrees in Psychology and Spanish.

[mrsmaalox]

What kinds of places have you tried to get psychology work at?

[ORION]

I have degrees in Psychology and Spanish.

That would be real funny if it was in Spanish Psychology

[ORION]

So Pedro ...up here please...So Pedro why do you think you have to keep so many mary of guadalupe statues and stickers every where?

[ashbeeigh]

What kinds of places have you tried to get psychology work at?

Oh lord, anywhere. Any non-profit, the state, the city, child placement agencies, bigger businesses like usaa....




That would be real funny if it was in Spanish Psychology

I actually heard a lecture in spanish about psychology and it was odd when I was in monterrey a few years ago. It was lame, but odd nonetheless.

[Blake]

I have degrees in Psychology and Spanish.

you could pay the few hundred bucks up front and get your teacher certification

[mrsmaalox]

Oh lord, anywhere. Any non-profit, the state, the city, child placement agencies, bigger businesses like usaa....

I know you've heard this before, but what about the military? There is so much focus right now on post combat psych. care for the troops right now, you could probably get in on some cool projects. I know for a fact the gov't is pouring money into this field right now (or at least soon), the experience you would recieve would be priceless. The Iraq thing is trying to wind down, they won't be sending as many troops over there anymore, and the greatest need is here. Have you checked the VA?

[mrsmaalox]

you could pay the few hundred bucks up front and get your teacher certification

How long does that take? Also with your degrees you substitute teach at any district here in town.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what the hell? is this the job fair forum?

[ORION]

what the hell? is this the job fair forum?

that would be cool. We could post fake jobs and ask chicks to post pictures and measurements. Then we could call them in for interviews and never call them back because there is no job.

[Blake]

How long does that take? Also with your degrees you substitute teach at any district here in town.

ahh......not too sure.....a few months I think.

[jman3000]

asbeeigh puts out no later than the 3rd date.

maybe the 2nd if you play your cards right.

and at least a bj on the 1st.

[ashbeeigh]

you could pay the few hundred bucks up front and get your teacher certification

Trying to get into the district is the hardest part. I wish I could be a teacher.


I know you've heard this before, but what about the military? There is so much focus right now on post combat psych. care for the troops right now, you could probably get in on some cool projects. I know for a fact the gov't is pouring money into this field right now (or at least soon), the experience you would recieve would be priceless. The Iraq thing is trying to wind down, they won't be sending as many troops over there anymore, and the greatest need is here. Have you checked the VA?

That always sounds good. I've looked at military things but you either have to have Veteran status or have a Masters.

[ashbeeigh]

asbeeigh puts out no later than the 3rd date.

maybe the 2nd if you play your cards right.

and at least a bj on the 1st.

Oh if you only knew the truth.

[jman3000]

Oh if you only knew the truth.

i do know the truth.

i played my cards right... remember? : p

[jman3000]

it's cold and i forgot my jacket in the truck. it's a 5 minute walk ... im pretty certain im going to freeze to death.

please just dont go in the folder on my computer labeled "not porn" when i die.

thanks.

[ashbeeigh]

i do know the truth.

i played my cards right... remember? : p

Oh I forgot. That's why you already have nerve damage.

[jman3000]

damn ... our secrets out... ashbeeigh is the freak ive been talking about.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh if you only knew the truth.

Anal on the first date? Damn!

Even I think that's a bit too slutty.

[florige]

Anal on the first date? Damn!

Even I think that's a bit too slutty.



I think the real surprise here is that Ash and Jman have been secret lovers all this time...:wow

[ashbeeigh]

I think the real surprise here is that Ash and Jman have been secret lovers all this time...:wow

Our first meeting did include me showing him my pink bra. :eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

Anal on the first date? Damn!

Even I think that's a bit too slutty.

Someone needs to add Ash's name to the Biggest Asshole on ST poll in the Troll forum.

[ORION]

Some needs to add Ash's name to the Biggest Asshole on ST poll in the Troll forum.

am I on there ?

[mrsmaalox]

am I on there ?

Well it's only for people with big assholes.

[ORION]

Well it's only for people with big assholes.

oh well then I'm not on it because I have a tight asshole

[mrsmaalox]

oh well then I'm not on it because I have a tight asshole

:) me too

[ORION]

This chick who used to stalk me applied for a job over here......

[ORION]

:) me too

:rolleyes

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This chick who used to stalk me applied for a job over here......
ah. the ol' office stalking situation.

[I. Hustle]

:rolleyes

[ORION]

Can someone please tell me how the fuck can people figure I'm friendly and its cool to joke with me and act like I like them. How many people must I act like an asshole to before they realize that hey maybe I'm not your friend.

[ORION]

ah. the ol' office stalking situation.

Believe it or not she wanted to bang me so bad and I turned her down so many times. She is hot by the way.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Believe it or not she wanted to bang me so bad and I turned her down so many times. He is hot by the wayi bet he is
:lmao

[ORION]

i bet he is
:lmao

Haha whoops. But seriously its a chick. I'm still pissed about people thinking its cool to joke with me at work. Haha he

[mrsmaalox]

Great. There's a bunny rabbit running loose in my house.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Great. There's a bunny rabbit running loose in my house.
to the trash compactor. quick.

[I. Hustle]

to the trash compactor. quick.

That's reserved for dogs.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's reserved for dogs.
rabbits should be dumber than dogs, right?

[I. Hustle]

Haha whoops. But seriously its a chick. I'm still pissed about people thinking its cool to joke with me at work. Haha he

It's an inside joke. They joke with you to piss you off.

[ashbeeigh]

:elephant Job interview December 23rd.

[ORION]

rabbits should be dumber than dogs, right?
Bugs bunny was pretty smart....and hot.....son of a bitch!

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know this bunny personally, but he better not shit or the compactor will be an option whether the he's smarter or dumber than the dog.

[ashbeeigh]

One of my best friends needed a bunny sister while we were in college when the RAs were doing room checks...so we let the bunny hang out in our room for a few hours. The fucker practically ate us out of house and home. He munch on our couch and chairs that had wooden arms and legs.

[ORION]

It's an inside joke. They joke with you to piss you off.

Then they should keep it to themselves. Don't fucking keep track of what time I go to the gym and what muscle I work out.

[I. Hustle]

Then they should keep it to themselves. Don't fucking keep track of what time I go to the gym and what muscle I work out.

They don't care. Like I said they are just trying to piss you off.

[ORION]

They don't care. Like I said they are just trying to piss you off.

Well fuck them. I never talk to them or even look at them. Don't fucking talk to me you fucking people who talk to other people and try to piss them off with your bullshit because you think I'm your friend

[Silver21_Black20]

:elephant Job interview December 23rd.

You can have my job.

[ORION]

I understand that I'm being an asshole but there is a reason why I always have headphones on and never make eye contact with anyone in there. If your my friend then that's different

[ashbeeigh]

You can have my job.

Screw that. I like sleeping at night and going out on the weekends. Thanks for the offer though.

Are you feeling better?

[I. Hustle]

Oogata Boogata

[ORION]

You can have my job.
I thought your job was making sure Steven was happy. Your going to give her your job?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't want ashbeeigh to have that job.

[Silver21_Black20]

Screw that. I like sleeping at night and going out on the weekends. Thanks for the offer though.

Are you feeling better?

I'm feeling much better, thanks.

Lemme know if there are other openings where you are applying to. I want to sleep at night and go out on the weekends. :depressed

[florige]

I'm feeling much better, thanks.

Lemme know if there are other openings where you are applying to. I want to sleep at night and go out on the weekends. :depressed



The only thing that suck is the night part sometimes. Weekends are overrated imo. I can get alot more stuff done with less crowds during the weekdays anyway.

[Silver21_Black20]

The only thing that suck is the night part sometimes. Weekends are overrated imo. I can get alot more stuff done with less crowds during the weekdays anyway.

Yea but Steven's off on the weekends and I'm usually asleep during the day leaving him bored and playing video games. I'd like to spend more time with him.

What are your days off? Mine are Mondays, Tuesdays.

[Dr. Gonzo]

My beard is coming in nicely. Thank you to everybody that has it in their prayers.

[ORION]

I vote to keep whites in power
Hail Whites forever

[ORION]

My beard is coming in nicely. Thank you to everybody that has it in their prayers.

I did light 2 candles at St.Judes for it thats for sure.

[I. Hustle]

I have a never ending love for you

[mrsmaalox]

And from now on, that's all I want to do.

[ORION]

gay

[mrsmaalox]

I'm gay

[marini martini]

Can someone please tell me how the fuck can people figure I'm friendly and its cool to joke with me and act like I like them. How many people must I act like an asshole to before they realize that hey maybe I'm not your friend.


Uhhhhh, you "had me from hello!!"

[I. Hustle]

I like gay porn where one guy is a midget and the other guy is dressed up as a princess

A man who knows what he likes.

[mrsmaalox]

The man knows what I like.

[I. Hustle]

I wish I had a penis in my mouth

That can be arranged

[ORION]

Holy Crap sex with horses is not as easy as it looks. He was all the way in me before I even felt anything

:wow

[ORION]

please do not do what I did the other day. Do not sit on a tin roof naked. Now I have my two little balls on my roof so I decided to paint them red and green and say they are my Christmas decorations. now you may wonder why I have a tin roof. well its simple....I'm poor

I'm not sorry to hear that

[I. Hustle]

The other day as I sat and ate my fried bologna and jizz sammich I started to think, what if there was no violence in this world? What if we lived in a world of complete peace and prosperity? That would be beautiful. I began to weep. It worked perfectly because then I used my tears as lube for anal sex with my cat.

gross

[florige]

Yea but Steven's off on the weekends and I'm usually asleep during the day leaving him bored and playing video games. I'd like to spend more time with him.

What are your days off? Mine are Mondays, Tuesdays.



Yeah that does suck in that respect when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
I had only Mondays off because I was working 6 days. But since our shady mayor cut out all overtime but somehow managed to vote to give herself and everyone else in City Hall raises I have Monday and Tuesday off as well now.

[ATRAIN]

what the fuck is going on here today? I fucking hate my coworkers . Should I complain to my boss for my lead calling in sick all the fucking time and putting a bigger workload on me or should I just suck it up and start calling in sick more.

[ashbeeigh]

what the fuck is going on here today? I fucking hate my coworkers . Should I complain to my boss for my lead calling in sick all the fucking time and putting a bigger workload on me or should I just suck it up and start calling in sick more.

Call in sick, get sick, and forget to make your picks tomorrow.

[ATRAIN]

Call in sick, get sick, and forget to make your picks tomorrow.

LOL not going to happen, you miss your picks so I can show you how bad I SHOULD be beating you by now.

[florige]

what the fuck is going on here today? I fucking hate my coworkers . Should I complain to my boss for my lead calling in sick all the fucking time and putting a bigger workload on me or should I just suck it up and start calling in sick more.




Call in sick more. Screw it you have the time use it!

[ATRAIN]

Call in sick more. Screw it you have the time use it!

DUDE I have like 130 sick hours. I never call in sick. Maybe im too considerate and dont want to leave others hanging with extra work and what not.

[ashbeeigh]

DUDE I have like 130 sick hours. I never call in sick. Maybe im too considerate and dont want to leave others hanging with extra work and what not.

Grow some balls and call in sick some more. The only reason I'm not "sick" more often is because my boss took away my pto when they took away my salary.

[ATRAIN]

Grow some balls and call in sick some more. The only reason I'm not "sick" more often is because my boss took away my pto when they took away my salary.

Its not about having balls or not ash. Its about being considerate of my co-workers. Should I say fuck it and allow this shit to continue or go with the flow. Thing is also this guy passed me over for a job promotion that should have been mine, but I didnt get it because my boss gives it to ones that have been around longer. FUCK!!

[Kori Ellis]

Does your sick time just roll over year to year if you don't use it?

I think you should tell your boss you want to cash out your sick hours - even if you get half the money for them. It would be a nice bonus for you to get 65 hours of pay.

[ashbeeigh]

Thing is also this guy passed me over for a job promotion that should have been mine, but I didnt get it because my boss gives it to ones that have been around longer. FUCK!!


Well that's just shit for you. But that's how life is. But, sometimes you just need some "me" time. That's why you take the time off, even if it means not thinking about your co-workers.

[ashbeeigh]

Does your sick time just roll over year to year if you don't use it?

I think you should tell your boss you want to cash out your sick hours - even if you get half the money for them. It would be a nice bonus for you to get 65 hours of pay.

I just sent you an e-mail. :)

[Dr. Gonzo]

what the fuck is going on here today? I fucking hate my coworkers . Should I complain to my boss for my lead calling in sick all the fucking time and putting a bigger workload on me or should I just suck it up and start calling in sick more.

It doesn't seem like your workload is that much bigger if you still have time to post here.

[ATRAIN]

Does your sick time just roll over year to year if you don't use it?

I think you should tell your boss you want to cash out your sick hours - even if you get half the money for them. It would be a nice bonus for you to get 65 hours of pay.

Yeah it rolls over now, only 80 hours used to roll over before they changed it to unlimited. I would if I could but they dont let us cash them out. Shit they dont even let us use our sick time unless we call in that morning to use it. A friend of mine used to cash out his sick time all the time. He worked at a hospital and they allowed that. That would be awesome for vacations and what not.

[ATRAIN]

Well that's just shit for you. But that's how life is. But, sometimes you just need some "me" time. That's why you take the time off, even if it means not thinking about your co-workers.

Yeah I suppose I should just do it like everyone else.

[ATRAIN]

It doesn't seem like your workload is that much bigger if you still have time to post here.

I can multitask bitch. Sorry if your not that talented.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I never said I couldn't multitask.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I just don't have to.

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah I suppose I should just do it like everyone else.

There you go!

[ATRAIN]

I just don't have to.

There are times I dont have to there are times I do. I get extra work and bullshit that Im not supposed to be doing that my "lead" is supposed to be doing. Fucker is getting paid to do that shit and he is never here. FUCK THAT...... but yet I do it cause i work for the fucking man. What fucking choice do I have. God damn and people wonder why im always so fucking angry.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

atrain needs a hug.

[ATRAIN]

atrain needs a hug.

LOL FUCK THAT.....a hug would just piss me off more. I need to stop being a little corporate bitch. I need to hit up a strip club and get titty slapped or something.

[mrsmaalox]

atrain needs a hug.

Go for it.

[ashbeeigh]

I need to hit up a strip club and get titty slapped or something.

maalox?

[ATRAIN]

maalox?

FUCK THAT!!! Then for sure I would go postal and go on a shotting spree. I cant even read her posts since she is that annoying so I have her in insta-block.

[mrsmaalox]

maalox?

:rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

maalox?

Plus I would have to lie on the floor to get titty slapped by maalox.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

...... get titty slapped or something.:lol

[I. Hustle]

Shit dude don't go on a shotting spree.

[ATRAIN]

:lol

Lets go man you know of any dirty ass strip clubs in Dallas?

[ATRAIN]

Shit dude don't go on a shotting spree.

Im trying not to but fuckin A

[mrsmaalox]

There is a house here that has 29--yes, 29 of those lighted Christmas deers, angels, snowmen, penguins, bears, and even giraffes out front!! That's not even counting the lights on the trees, doors and windows!

[mrsmaalox]

Shit dude don't go on a shotting spree.

Shotting?! I think he meant "shopping".

[ashbeeigh]

There is a house here that has 29--yes, 29 of those lighted Christmas deers, angels, snowmen, penguins, bears, and even giraffes out front!! That's not even counting the lights on the trees, doors and windows!


Are you sure we aren't neighbors? That sounds like my house.

[Kori Ellis]

There is a house here that has 29--yes, 29 of those lighted Christmas deers, angels, snowmen, penguins, bears, and even giraffes out front!! That's not even counting the lights on the trees, doors and windows!

I'm not sure what that says about you that you took tiime to count the animals.

[ATRAIN]

Dammit people dont quote the vaca I dont want to read what she writes!! Im going through a crisis here!!

[Kori Ellis]

What should I buy timvp for Christmas? I figured the Quattro was a great place to ask. :wakeup

[ATRAIN]

What should I buy timvp for Christmas? I figured the Quattro was a great place to ask. :wakeup

Do you really want me to answer this?

[ATRAIN]

I just heard on the radio that Expose here in austin is offering 1/2 price lapdances and 1/2 price drinks for the month of december......HELL YEAH!! There is a light at the end of the tunnel.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Shit dude don't go on a shotting spree.

Don't stifle the guy's manner of expressing himself.
Plus, it'll give the rest of us something to wait to watch for on the evening news.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not sure what that says about you that you took tiime to count the animals.

I didn't. It was in the neighborhood newsletter!

[ATRAIN]

Don't stifle the guy's manner of expressing himself.
Plus, it'll give the rest of us something to wait to watch for on the evening news.

LOL shit the overnight guys on my crew all have guns and go to the shooting range regularly. If I get on the news it will be because I was killed in a work shooting.

[ORION]

What should I buy timvp for Christmas? I figured the Quattro was a great place to ask. :wakeup
For starters a couple bottles of Nyquil. Then probably some leather pants 2 sizes too small. Also a white fish net shirt. Give me a second and I'll give you some more

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Lets go man you know of any dirty ass strip clubs in Dallas?
used to. i've already gone thru that phase. the best place burned down long ago. Caligula XXI. it was simply the sleaziest, classiest place in Dallas. i think i almost cried.

[ATRAIN]

used to. i've already gone thru that phase. the best place burned down long ago. Caligula XXI. it was simply the sleaziest, classiest place in Dallas. i think i almost cried.

I have some of those places close to my heart in the valley. Its soo raunchy but classy at the same time. Its a little slice of heaven with a metal pole in the middle.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I didn't. It was in the neighborhood newsletter!
neighborhood newsletter? oh, that's right. honkey whitesville.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What should I buy timvp for Christmas? I figured the Quattro was a great place to ask. :wakeup

http://www.signed-photos.com/Notorious-B-I-G--signed-photo,1014.html

[ATRAIN]

What should I buy timvp for Christmas? I figured the Quattro was a great place to ask. :wakeup

get him a fleshlight for those nights when you have a "headache"

[Dr. Gonzo]

Or some of this.

http://www.mkjohnsimport.com/sizzurp.html

[ATRAIN]

http://www.signed-photos.com/Notorious-B-I-G--signed-photo,1014.html

Or a fathead of Big Pappi

[Dr. Gonzo]

Or

http://mixunit.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=10490

[mrsmaalox]

For starters a couple bottles of Nyquil. Then probably some leather pants 2 sizes too small. Also a white fish net shirt. Give me a second and I'll give you some more

Don't be so stingy. Get him a couple of cases of Nyquil!

[Kori Ellis]

Or a fathead of Big Pappi

:lmao That would be funny.

[florige]

What should I buy timvp for Christmas? I figured the Quattro was a great place to ask. :wakeup



:lol Steven is gonna have a field day with this question.

[I. Hustle]

I havent been to Expose in a long time

[ORION]

I havent been to Expose in a long time

haha. you've been to Expose

[I. Hustle]

haha. you've been to Expose

Yeah I was like 18 or 19.

[Dr. Gonzo]

If all goes well SilBlack and I will be at the Astros spring training game against the Yanks in Florida.

[I. Hustle]

If all goes well I will win the lotto and get a bj. I will settle for the latter though.

[ORION]

Yeah I was like 18 or 19.

:lol you've been gay since 18 years old

[ORION]

If all goes well I will win the lotto and get a bj. I will settle for the latter though.

dang it takes you winning the lotto to get a bj. your wife is tough.

[I. Hustle]

:lol you've been gay since 18 years old

http://www.austincityguide.com/acg/PCWUploads/Expose%20Men's%20Club/button.gifhttp://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm226/isaidskyla08/Family%20Photos/DVC00745.jpg

[I. Hustle]

dang it takes you winning the lotto to get a bj. your wife is tough.

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.austincityguide.com/acg/PCWUploads/Expose%20Men%27s%20Club/button.gifhttp://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm226/isaidskyla08/Family%20Photos/DVC00745.jpgwhat idiot gave her that.

[ORION]

http://www.austincityguide.com/acg/PCWUploads/Expose%20Men's%20Club/button.gifhttp://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm226/isaidskyla08/Family%20Photos/DVC00745.jpg

Expose the dance club you liar

[ORION]

what idiot gave her that.

ATRAIN and still only got half a table dance

[I. Hustle]

Expose the dance club you liar

I've never heard of it. Where is/was it?

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking laundry room poachers can bite my taint.

[I. Hustle]

<---- Laundry room poacher

[ORION]

I've never heard of it. Where is/was it?

shut up...

[ORION]

Fucking laundry room poachers can bite my taint.

someone lost their panties

[I. Hustle]

shut up...

HA HA BUSTED!

[ORION]

HA HA BUSTED!

I honestly didn't know where I was going with that one. I didn't realize you were talking about Expose in Austin. I figured it was a dance club in SA.

[CuckingFunt]

someone lost their panties

Nope. That hasn't happened, yet.

I walked down to the laundry room to make sure there were enough open machines before hefting all my clothes down there and it was completely empty. In the time it took me to walk back upstairs and get my hamper, a couple went into the laundry room and took up all but one machine.

[ORION]

Nope. That hasn't happened, yet.

I walked down to the laundry room to make sure there were enough open machines before hefting all my clothes down there and it was completely empty. In the time it took me to walk back upstairs and get my hamper, a couple went into the laundry room and took up all but one machine.

ha! Do you only have 2 machines down there? Take it to the river and clean them there

[CuckingFunt]

ha! Do you only have 2 machines down there? Take it to the river and clean them there

Four washers and four dryers (three that work) for 24 apartments. It gets brutal in there sometimes.

[ashbeeigh]

Nope. That hasn't happened, yet.

I walked down to the laundry room to make sure there were enough open machines before hefting all my clothes down there and it was completely empty. In the time it took me to walk back upstairs and get my hamper, a couple went into the laundry room and took up all but one machine.

Fuck! I hated that shit in college. That happened to me like 4 or 5 times and every time the person was like "Oh sorry, do you want me to come and get you when I'm done?" I was like "Bitch, you better. You just messed up my whole schedule."

[ORION]

Four washers and four dryers (three that work) for 24 apartments. It gets brutal in there sometimes.

24 apartments ! What is the name of this establishment? Sounds like a homeless shelter to me

[I. Hustle]

I say throw all their shit out and put yours in on their dime.

[ORION]

I say throw all their shit out and put yours in on their dime.

or just start turning underwear inside out and avoid washing period

[mrsmaalox]

Gawd I'm freakin famished!! I need some food.

[I. Hustle]

or just start turning underwear inside out and avoid washing period

Or just take out their dry stuff and leave your dirty unmentionables

[mrsmaalox]

or just start turning underwear inside out and avoid washing period

why even bother with underwear?

[ORION]

Or just take out their dry stuff and leave your dirty unmentionables

or piss in the washer during their rinse cycle

[ORION]

why even bother with underwear?

What if you're have Italian and you are constantly zipping up your pubes

[CuckingFunt]

24 apartments ! What is the name of this establishment? Sounds like a homeless shelter to me

It's technically two 12-unit buildings that are separately owned, but they share a parking lot and laundry room. According to the property managers, the new owners of my building have considered adding a separate laundry room to be able to keep all of the proceeds, but the cost would be outrageous and we'd lose at least four parking spots.

[ORION]

It's technically two 12-unit buildings that are separately owned, but they share a parking lot and laundry room. According to the property managers, the new owners of my building have considered adding a separate laundry room to be able to keep all of the proceeds, but the cost would be outrageous and we'd lose at least four parking spots.

:lol four parking spots

[CuckingFunt]

I say throw all their shit out and put yours in on their dime.

Fuck that. I believe in karma, so I want to keep the good shit on my side. The way I figure it, now if the laundry room catches fire, my clothes will be the one load miraculously undamaged.

[CuckingFunt]

What if you're have Italian and you are constantly zipping up your pubes

I'm part Sicilian and I've yet to zip a pube.

[mrsmaalox]

What if you're have Italian and you are constantly zipping up your pubes

A good razor is imperative

[ORION]

I'm part Sicilian and I've yet to zip a pube.

you must braid then

[ORION]

A good razor is imperative

razors as in plural. Italians are some hairy fuckers

[CuckingFunt]

you must braid then

I hire Pookie's little sister to do it for me.

[mrsmaalox]

I saw super hairy mother-ucker at Walmart this summer; looked like a Brillo pad in a wife beater. I think he was Greek.

[I. Hustle]

Fuck that. I believe in karma, so I want to keep the good shit on my side. The way I figure it, now if the laundry room catches fire, my clothes will be the one load miraculously undamaged.

Karma would be using you.

[Carl]

I saw super hairy mother-ucker at Walmart this summer; looked like a Brillo pad in a wife beater. I think he was Greek.

I thought that was your checking me out! You wanna sample the goods Bitch !?

[mrsmaalox]

I thought that was your checking me out! You wanna sample the goods Bitch !?

:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I can't see Carl calling anyone a bitch. Whore (pronounce hoo-ah), yes, but not bitch.

[ORION]

I can't see Carl calling anyone a bitch. Whore (pronounce hoo-ah), yes, but not bitch.

I quote from "The Clowning" Episode
Carl: Come here Bitch! Stand and Deliver

[CuckingFunt]

I quote from "The Clowning" Episode
Carl: Come here Bitch! Stand and Deliver

Guess it just doesn't stand out as much.

[I. Hustle]

I quote from "The Clowning" Episode
Carl: Come here Bitch! Stand and Deliver

I quote from the Quattro

Orion: I can just picturing you jerking off

[Carl]

I quote from "The Clowning" Episode
Carl: Come here Bitch! Stand and Deliver

What are you some kind of fruit ? You know your just like Shake always in my business and borrowing my sweat pants. except he never gave them back !

[Master Shake]

i never borrowed your sweat pants carl

[Master Shake]

just like ive never been to branson

[Carl]

i never borrowed your sweat pants carl

I saw you at the freakin gas station flexing for that homeless chick. Oh and by the way she is spoken for so keep your $%# straw away from her.

[Phil Cabinet]

just like ive never been to branson

He's never been there!

[Master Shake]

Your Rosy Rosy Cheeks, And I Mean Your Butt

[CuckingFunt]

Tilt your head back!

[jman3000]

my hand is 100% back to normal.

once again, im right about everything.

[I. Hustle]

my hand is 100% back to normal.

once again, im right about everything.

Good for you.

[ORION]

my hand is 100% back to normal.

once again, im right about everything.
I lit a candle at st.judes for your hand too

[jman3000]

the power of prayer is amazing.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Those dumbass UTSA students in the college sports forum are really fun to fuck with.

[ashbeeigh]

Those dumbass UTSA students in the college sports forum are really fun to fuck with.

UTSA football .... still unbeaten.

[florige]

UTSA football .... still unbeaten.


Ash you just worry about catching that damn thief at your job!

[mrsmaalox]

http://chocolatefantasies.com/Snoballs-Card.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

http://chocolatefantasies.com/lovetoStuffStockings.jpg

[ORION]

holy shit.......I'm pretty bored..........

[I. Hustle]

We get free food at work today. I don't have to spend money woohoo

[ORION]

We get free food at work today. I don't have to spend money woohoo

you fucking sonofabitch! How dare you say that shit to me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

We get free food at work today. I don't have to spend money woohoo
yeah. this is what we're getting today

Hickory Smoked Brisket, Sausage,and Chicken
Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, and Beans
Pickles, Peppers, and Onions
Texas Sliced Bread
Desert
Ice Tea and Lemonade with Accompaniments

spring creek. yummmmmm

[I. Hustle]

FREE FOOD!!

Plus a bunch of viejas made homemade desserts

[I. Hustle]

yeah. this is what we're getting today

Hickory Smoked Brisket, Sausage,and Chicken
Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, and Beans
Pickles, Peppers, and Onions
Texas Sliced Bread
Desert
Ice Tea and Lemonade with Accompaniments

spring creek. yummmmmm


If i make you a plate will you make me one?

[mrsmaalox]

yeah. this is what we're getting today

Hickory Smoked Brisket, Sausage,and Chicken
Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, and Beans
Pickles, Peppers, and Onions
Texas Sliced Bread
Desert
Ice Tea and Lemonade with Accompaniments

spring creek. yummmmmm


Good thing you're well rested for all of that! :D

[I. Hustle]

Good thing I'm well rested for all of that! :D

That's what you said when I showed you my schlong.


Then you said " I really like schlong"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If i make you a plate will you make me one?
hell no.

[I. Hustle]

hell no.

NIGGA!

You can still eat the stuff they got you just make a little plate on the side. Don't be a nigga... be my nigga

[marini martini]

FREE FOOD!!

Plus a bunch of viejas made homemade desserts

Yeah! I heard Bill Miller's really takes good care of their employees!

[ORION]

fuck you !! the both of you. How can you talk like this knowing that I'm hungry and my company didn't buy me shit today. I can't talk right now ...........I'm sorry........

[Dr. Gonzo]

I get free food today too.

[mrsmaalox]

I get free food today too.

Stealing someone's sack lunch from the fridge in the break room doesn't count!

[I. Hustle]

Yeah! I heard Bill Miller's really takes good care of their employees!

I get two parties. I leave here (Bill Miller's) at three then go and do a shift at Church's.

One I get briskets and the other I get shicken.

[I. Hustle]

Stealing someone's sack lunch from the fridge in the break room doesn't count!

:lol that was actually funny.

[ORION]

:smchode:

[ORION]

yeah. this is what we're getting today

Hickory Smoked Brisket, Sausage,and Chicken
Potato Salad, Cole Slaw, and Beans
Pickles, Peppers, and Onions
Texas Sliced Bread
Desert
Ice Tea and Lemonade with Accompaniments

spring creek. yummmmmm



We get free food at work today. I don't have to spend money woohoo


I get free food today too.


I get two parties. I leave here (Bill Miller's) at three then go and do a shift at Church's.

One I get briskets and the other I get shicken.


:smchode:

[I. Hustle]

:smchode:

pppssssttt I don't really work at those two places so I don't get that stuff.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow, so he imploded for no reason. Bummer.

[ORION]

pppssssttt I don't really work at those two places so I don't get that stuff.
I'm not talking about that you sonofabitch!

[mrsmaalox]

Poor Orion appears to have a major case of holiday stress. I maybe have a valium or 2 I could spare.