Free Quattro Razor (18)

[CuckingFunt]

I'm gonna be having sex within the hour... so everyone here can go fuck themselves.

Why would you assume that the thought of jman having sex would be sufficient inspiration?

[CuckingFunt]

ok so if a girl fails to button most of her top buttons and you can see bra with the boob meat hanging out ,why even wear a shirt?

Because the shirt is super cute.

Duh.

[I. Hustle]

I am dealing with a banker named Rick Rolls

[mrsmaalox]

I'm back.

Nice to see you! Ha I was at the pharmacy a while ago and a security guard type guy hollered at me "Welcome back! How's it going?" I never saw him before so I said "It's going good". Then as I was leaving he said "Going to happy hour?" so I said, "No. But it sure was nice to see you!" I think he mistook me for someone else :dizzy

[I. Hustle]

Nice to see you! Ha I was at the pharmacy a while ago and a security guard type guy hollered at me "Welcome back! How's it going?" I never saw him before so I said "It's going good". Then as I was leaving he said "Going to happy hour?" so I said, "No. But it sure was nice to see you!" I think he mistook me for someone else :dizzy

Nah you just look like an alcoholic and he was betting that you were drunk.

[mrsmaalox]

Nah you just look like an alcoholic and he was betting that you were drunk.

That could very well be the case. I have been having hairstyle issues since I got it cut last week.

[RashoFan]

So ash is stimulating packages now and RF wants to help?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/AchmedThedeadterrorist.jpg

[RashoFan]

Watch out RF might want to kill you now lol.

don't kill me


Kill Kill Kill....:ihit

[RashoFan]

Because the shirt is super cute.

Duh.

With this statement, there should be no question that Funt is a woman!











Unless Funt is a gay man....

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe it's the crowd I run with, but the women say "blouse" or "top"; the men say "shirt" :cat

[Trainwreck2100]

Well I'm 23. I have been single for a good while now. Lets just get right down to the "different" part of this posting. I was with someone for a very long time. I was cheated on and then he left me for the girl who he got pregnant. So all I am left with is a few wasted years and an std. :( But believe it or not through research and having a nurse for a sister it turns out that herpes is more common than I had thought. I'm not saying that I enjoy it but it is what it is and it has not changed the person that I am. I have never had a relationship with anyone without telling them. So that says alot for the type of person I am. So with that being said, I know its a long shot, but I suppose I'm looking to meet someone who is already aware of my situation and is ok with it for one reason or another.


Okay, well if you have gotten this far I guess I will go into the type of person I am and just what it is I am looking for.
I'm 23, single, with no kids. I'm white. I'm 5'2 1/2, yes the half IS important, haha. I'm no skinny-minnie but I’m not huge by any means and I'm working on getting into shape. I have blue eyes and what used to be blonde hair is now light brown i guess.
I enjoy doing all sorts of things. Movies, going out, staying in, etc. etc. I love my family and I try to be there for them as much as possible. I love to laugh and be silly when I can. In fact most of the time when my friends and I are laughing its usually AT ourselves. Don't get me wrong, I'm more than capable of being serious.
Well I'm not really sure what "type" of person I'm looking for. Someone who is understanding and not close minded. Someone who can hold a conversation and won't burp in my ear! haha (it happens). Even though I don’t have kids I love 'em and am not opposed to dating someone who does have them. The way I figure if its not broke don't fix it,....BUT if it IS broken you better change that shit till it does work! So i guess I’m just looking for something that works.
Obviously I don't have a picture up, this is kinda a case sensitive subject, haha. But I guess I'm just seeing where it gets me. Its always difficult to decide when to tell someone your "deepest darkest secret" so there it is, now the cat is out of the bag. I'm a good person who fell into a crappy situation.



Nominated that shit for "Best of Craigslist"

[Dr. Gonzo]

Did you respond?

[Trainwreck2100]

Did you respond?

Thinking more about it i probably got a shot

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think the herpes is a small sacrifice to make. You may have found true love.

[Trainwreck2100]

I think the herpes is a small sacrifice to make. You may have found true love.

good point i'm sure a cure is right around the corner

[Dr. Gonzo]

*fingers crossed*

[Trainwreck2100]

Has anybody else noticed the "missed connections" section has more and more people meating at wal Mart, that's a sign of the times right there.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't think people frequent the personals of craigslist as often as you do.


And how have you not gotten any stank on your hang low by responding to chicks on craigslist yet? I would assume that's a very simple task.

[Trainwreck2100]

I don't think people frequent the personals of craigslist as often as you do.


And how have you not gotten any stank on your hang low by responding to chicks on craigslist yet? I would assume that's a very simple task.

I started going there after that guy tried to hook up with girls here? Was it TJ, or something. but it was that thread that made me realize how fun it is to laugh at people's personal ads. They are almost all fat, or ghetto.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fat and ghetto is your best bet. They got the stankiest stank for your hang low.

[Trainwreck2100]

Fat and ghetto is your best bet. They got the stankiest stank for your hang low.

you don't need craigslist for fat and ghetto is all i'm saying

[CuckingFunt]

you don't need craigslist for fat and ghetto is all i'm saying

Look who's the expert, all of a sudden.

[I. Hustle]

I am still waiting for my free razor

[ATRAIN]

Did you get laid or get a bj afterall?

[I. Hustle]

Did you get laid or get a bj afterall?

a little bit of both thank you very much.

[ATRAIN]

a little bit of both thank you very much.

LOL the chat crew said you were horny lol

[I. Hustle]

They wanted to know the details those pervs.
They were jealous

[ATRAIN]

They wanted to know the details those pervs.
They were jealous

lol

[I. Hustle]

I guessed on the carribean Spur thing. I thought she was a dude and I was going to make comments about you being gay. lol

[ATRAIN]

dont forget to send your xbox in

[ATRAIN]

I guessed on the carribean Spur thing. I thought she was a dude and I was going to make comments about you being gay. lol

I actually had no idea either till one of the guys told me she was female. So you thought she was a guy when you were claiming that I told you he/she had big boobies?

[I. Hustle]

I actually had no idea either till one of the guys told me she was female. So you thought she was a guy when you were claiming that I told you he/she had big boobies?

Yeah I was going to pretend to be shocked when CS said she was a dude and then call you gay. Then she confirmed the huge hoots and I was like wtf?




can I see them?

[I. Hustle]

dont forget to send your xbox in

tomorrow... listen to me, f'n beaner that I am

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I was going to pretend to be shocked when CS said she was a dude and then call you gay. Then she confirmed the huge hoots and I was like wtf?




can I see them?

I havent seen them so no you can't hahahah. OHHH and you missed Marini's message right when you logged out. When you said you were going to get laid she said ok Hustle see you in a minute haha and everyone laughed at you .


tomorrow... listen to me, f'n beaner that I am

LOL no joke do it today when you get home so I can go get fight night rd 3

[I. Hustle]

I havent seen them so no you can't hahahah. OHHH and you missed Marini's message right when you logged out. When you said you were going to get laid she said ok Hustle see you in a minute haha and everyone laughed at you .



She meant she was coming over to blow me. That's what someone should have said.


You really dropped the ball on that one.

[ATRAIN]

She meant she was coming over to blow me. That's what someone should have said.


You really dropped the ball on that one.

LOL yeah maybe but Marini will kick my ass so I just laughed at you instead.

[I. Hustle]

coward

http://sethar.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/coward2.jpg

[florige]

Alright I want in. What the hell are you guys rambling on about?

[ATRAIN]

coward

http://sethar.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/coward2.jpg

LMAO

[I. Hustle]

Alright I want in. What the hell are you guys rambling on about?

Atrain hooked up with Marini and I got jealous

[mrsmaalox]

Alright I want in. What the hell are you guys rambling on about?

Well apparently there is a new buddy thing happening here. Now that's an interesting new development! LOL

[florige]

Well apparently there is a new buddy thing happening here. Now that's an interesting new development! LOL



Something that happened in here? Thanks for filling me in since they chose to leave me out in the cold.:lol

[The Sun]

Good morning!! Get out there and enjoy.

[mrsmaalox]

Something that happened in here? Thanks for filling me in since they chose to leave me out in the cold.:lol

They'll include you eventually; right now is the "honeymoon" stage!! :lol

[I. Hustle]

HEY HEY HEY. Flo is always welcome. Now give me some chocha

[ATRAIN]

Yeah Flo is welcome but your hairy cave for a snatch isnt.


They'll include you eventually; right now is the "honeymoon" stage!! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

HEY HEY HEY. Flo is always welcome. Now give me some chocha

Sorry, I didn't mean you :)

[ATRAIN]

Atrain hooked up with Marini and I got jealous

Marini called Hustle a 1 min man after he jizzed in his pants when she said hi to him.

[ORION]

you guys are foul mouthed and dirty. I'm so ashamed

[I. Hustle]

Marini called Hustle a 1 min man after he jizzed in his pants when she said hi to him.

She said she was coming over in a minute.

[I. Hustle]

you guys are foul mouthed and dirty. I'm so ashamed

Don't read then altar boy

[ATRAIN]

Don't read then altar boy

Orion got molested as an Altar boy? Makes sense.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't read then altar boy

Altar boy?!!! I don't think so. If he were an altar boy he would be accustomed to homosexual relations and therefore not ashamed of you. :)

[Dr. Gonzo]

This goes well with coffee in the mornings

IeNmYvC5rIU

[ORION]

Don't read then altar boy


Orion got molested as an Altar boy? Makes sense.

How dare you ?! You better say your sorry right now ! Or else ...

[Dr. Gonzo]

xsiht-Be_Rg

[marini martini]

I havent seen them so no you can't hahahah. OHHH and you missed Marini's message right when you logged out. When you said you were going to get laid she said ok Hustle see you in a minute haha and everyone laughed at you.


She meant she was coming over to blow me. That's what someone should have said.


You really dropped the ball on that one.


LOL yeah maybe but Marini will kick my ass so I just laughed at you instead.

And besides, Atrain has better manners than to talk to me that way, you nast little 1 minute man!!:toast


Marini called Hustle a 1 min man after he jizzed in his pants when she said hi to him.

:lmao

[I. Hustle]

And besides, Atrain has better manners than to talk to me that way, you nast little 1 minute man!!:toast



O rly?


Come over and i'll show you the best two minutes of your life

[mrsmaalox]

O rly?


Come over and i'll show you the best two minutes of your life

"Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven."

[to21]

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:QogyEuovjToWjM:http://www.tractorjockey.com/equipment.img/5hp-briggs-stratton.jpg


They call him Briggs and Stratton.

A two stroker.

[ATRAIN]

And besides, Atrain has better manners than to talk to me that way, you nast little 1 minute man!!:toast



:lmao

Yeah plus she is my future MIL

[mrsmaalox]

Marini, when are you going on your trip? It occurred to me that you will be sunning yourself in the tropics while I'll be shivering out on the frozen tundra! :(

Wanna trade trips? ;)

[ATRAIN]

I'll be shivering out on the frozen tundra! :(



will you stay there and not take a computer..........thanks

[marini martini]

O rly?


Come over and i'll show you the best two minutes of your life


don't try to include ATRAIN in your "Homo Boys Club":nope


Yeah plus she is my future MIL

As soon as I figure out how to "off" the one I have!!:ihit


Marini, when are you going on your trip? It occurred to me that you will be sunning yourself in the tropics while I'll be shivering out on the frozen tundra! :(


Wanna trade trips? ;)
LOL, Marini doesn't do sun!!!:toast Cozumel, Rotan, Honduras, & Costa Maya. I might get off the ship for Honduras, depends on how hot it is!!:downspin:

Where you going? New Mexico??

[ATRAIN]

don't try to include ATRAIN in your "Homo Boys Club":nope



As soon as I figure out how to "off" the one I have!!:ihit






Yeah you tell him Marini!!!!

LOL well once you come up with a plan include me in on it :).

[mrsmaalox]

don't try to include ATRAIN in your "Homo Boys Club":nope



As soon as I figure out how to "off" the one I have!!:ihit


LOL, Marini doesn't do sun!!!:toast Cozumel, Rotan, Honduras, & Costa Maya. I might get off the ship for Honduras, depends on how hot it is!!:downspin:

Where you going? New Mexico??

Yes'm. So you'll be totally out of reach,huh? No texting or PMing? :(

[marini martini]

It was funny last night, when ever some one called Hustle out for being rude & nasty, he'd say: "Just trying to fit in".:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ATRAIN]

It was funny last night, when ever some one called Hustle out for being rude & nasty, he'd say: "Just trying to fit in".:lmao:lmao:lmao

lol yeah that was funny

there was this guy that kept calling me Tek, do you know what that is all about?

[marini martini]

Yeah you tell him Marini!!!!

LOL well once you come up with a plan include me in on it :).

I think we should ask him to go drinking one night!!!:eyebrows


Yes'm. So you'll be totally out of reach,huh? No texting or PMing? :(

Naw....could bring my laptop, but I don't want to be "connected!":toast

[marini martini]

lol yeah that was funny

there was this guy that kept calling me Tek, do you know what that is all about?

I didn't know it was you he was calling Tek!!!:lmao I jest came in in the middle of the 3rd!!!:toast

And was someone callin' Mason, "Money"???

[ATRAIN]

I think we should ask him to go drinking one night!!!:eyebrows



Like we take him drinking or send him drinking while I go over and meet your daughter and have her fall in love?

[ATRAIN]

I didn't know it was you he was calling Tek!!!:lmao I jest came in in the middle of the 3rd!!!:toast

And was someone callin' Mason, "Money"???

Yeah I forgot which poster it was, he was the one that Hustle and I were making fun of. He was the one asking how old hustle was.

[mrsmaalox]

Amazing. I. Hustle has a BFF now. Who'd a thunk it?

[ATRAIN]

stop being jealous that people like hustle and dont like you

Your only commenting on it all because its me involved. Get over your obsession with me.

[mrsmaalox]

stop being jealous that people like hustle and dont like you

Your only commenting on it all because its me involved. Get over your obsession with me.

:lmao :lmao No obsession/jealousy here. But you know exactly why I'm commenting, don't you? :D

[ATRAIN]

:lmao :lmao No obsession/jealousy here. But you know exactly why I'm commenting, don't you? :D

No I really dont why dont you enlighten us

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

hey pig
yeah you
hey pig piggy pig pig pig

[ATRAIN]

hey pig
yeah you
hey pig piggy pig pig pig

Take the skin and peel it back....now doesnt that make you feel better?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

nothing can stop me now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i wish i'd gone to their recent tour. i'm still upset about that.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm down to just one thing and I'm starting to scare myself.

[ATRAIN]

i wish i'd gone to their recent tour. i'm still upset about that.

Yeah me too I heard it was a visual masterpiece.

Funny thing is I put that song on right when I saw Lion post that.

[mrsmaalox]

No I really dont why dont you enlighten us

Because obviously you are the only person who cares :rollin

[ATRAIN]

nothing can stop me now.

I love that little pause then the three slams on the snare kicks in. I always mimic a air drum every time I hear this song.

[ATRAIN]

Because obviously you are the only person who cares :rollin

whatever just tell me or shut the fuck up, take your pick.

[mrsmaalox]

whatever just tell me or shut the fuck up, take your pick.

No :spin

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

All these contradictions
Are bound to confuse
What wrong will you choose?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Your way she knows
And she knows she knows she knows

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

My house was just appraised for $60,000 less than it was four years ago.

Sweet.

[ATRAIN]

My house was just appraised for $60,000 less than it was four years ago.

Sweet.

nice

[I. Hustle]

TALKING CLOCK

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied..

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'Yup,' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. .

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!'

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My house was just appraised for $60,000 less than it was four years ago.

Sweet.

change is on the way

[ashbeeigh]

well thank GOD...I finally passed the Intermediate VITA Tax Preparer test. It only took me a month.

[mrsmaalox]

well thank GOD...I finally passed the Intermediate VITA Tax Preparer test. It only took me a month.

:tu rock on Ash!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

GOD.
who's that?

[Roger Mason Jr.]

well thank GOD...I finally passed the Intermediate VITA Tax Preparer test. It only took me a month.


well hey there ashbeeigh. I am Roger Mason Jr. I heard you had something to show me? You can just pm me.

[CuckingFunt]

My house was just appraised for $60,000 less than it was four years ago.

Sweet.

Yeah mine's gone down about $100K in the last year or so. Closer to $175K if you go back two years. Now I'm stuck with it as a rental when I really just wanted to sell the fucking thing.

[angel_luv]

well thank GOD...I finally passed the Intermediate VITA Tax Preparer test. It only took me a month.

Congrats! That is wonderful! :)

[ORION]

Roger Mason Jr. is going to get himself in trouble with the law around here ...

[Trainwreck2100]

My house was just appraised for $60,000 less than it was four years ago.

Sweet.

less property tax to pay

[to21]

Did jman get his ass kicked by the navy seal yet?

[to21]

I love it when fuckers get fired here, then we get to raid their desks for all the shit they leave behind.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I love it when fuckers get fired here, then we get to raid their desks for all the shit they leave behind.i know what you mean. the authorities had to clear one guy's desk when he left after he was popped for soliciting a 14 girl online. that was a fun one.

[ashbeeigh]

Congrats! That is wonderful! :)

It is! Now I can do hard taxes for people who make $45,000 or less a year. :elephant





So not what I went to college for.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It is! Now I can do hard taxes for people who make $45,000 or less a year. :elephant





So not what I went to college for.

You getting any royalties on that volume of "Girls Gone Wild" you appeared in?

[RashoFan]

Ron White is a very funny Mother F*cker!

[RashoFan]

Congrats Ash, will you do my taxes for me?

[florige]

It is! Now I can do hard taxes for people who make $45,000 or less a year. :elephant





So not what I went to college for.


You have a pysch degree right? Why not try to get into the FBI? You could be Special Agent Ash, FBI Profiler tearing shit up!

[marini martini]

You have a pysch degree right? Why not try to get into the FBI? You could be Special Agent Ash, FBI Profiler tearing shit up!

Pepper spray FBI agent??? Dayum:toast

[florige]

Pepper spray FBI agent??? Dayum:toast



No, any weapon her heart desires FBI agent....:lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

No, any weapon her heart desires FBI agent....:lol

She can subdue terrorists with her dirty feet and piss on them as punishment.

[CuckingFunt]

She can subdue terrorists with her dirty feet and piss on them as punishment.

The threat of that alone would keep me on the straight and narrow for the rest of my life.

[florige]

She can subdue terrorists with her dirty feet and piss on them as punishment.



:lmao dude, wtf man!!!:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

How much is this?
£10.00

[CuckingFunt]

How much is this?
£10.00

$15.23.

http://www.xe.com/ucc/convert.cgi

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fuck. I hate when I can't find albums for free.

[CuckingFunt]

When I think of what Val Kilmer looks like now, compared to what he looked like in Real Genius and Top Secret!... I could just cry.

[Dr. Gonzo]

YmWnDckUvM8

[BacktoBasics]

When I think of what Val Kilmer looks like now, compared to what he looked like in Real Genius and Top Secret!... I could just cry.Seems like the latest generations of hearthrobs aren't aging well.

I'm thinking that might have sounded gay.

Can straight dudes use the word "hearthrob"

[CuckingFunt]

Seems like the latest generations of hearthrobs aren't aging well.

I'm thinking that might have sounded gay.

Can straight dudes use the word "hearthrob"

Yes. As long as they're secure in their masculinity.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Seems like the latest generations of hearthrobs aren't aging well.

I'm thinking that might have sounded gay.

Can straight dudes use the word "hearthrob"

I don't think heart throb is acceptable. You should've gone with dream boat.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't think heart throb is acceptable. You should've gone with dream boat.

Hunk would also work.

[florige]

Seems like the latest generations of hearthrobs aren't aging well.

I'm thinking that might have sounded gay.

Can straight dudes use the word "hearthrob"



Tom Cruise isn't still considered al hearthrob?

[BacktoBasics]

hunk is definately the gay

[CuckingFunt]

Tom Cruise isn't still considered al hearthrob?

Ugh.

For some people, Tom Cruise never was considered a heartthrob.

[CuckingFunt]

hunk is definately the gay

Stud, then?

Stud muffin?

[florige]

Stud, then?

Stud muffin?



I think pretty boy would be the less gay term.

[florige]

I really hate the fact that everyone is picking is to win tommorow. That is usually the recipe for disaster.

[Dr. Gonzo]

OdPoG0eWH3c

I find this interesting.

[CuckingFunt]

That was fucking LOUD.

[mrsmaalox]

Puh-leeeeze!! Someone, anyone, come over and pack these suitcases; I can't stand this!!!! :smchode:

[florige]

Puh-leeeeze!! Someone, anyone, come over and pack these suitcases; I can't stand this!!!! :smchode:



Atrain doesn't live too far from you does he?

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain doesn't live too far from you does he?

Hahaha, real funny. I don't have a clue which institution he resides in!

[Dr. Gonzo]

It's easier to use trash bags instead of suitcases.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Just get a couple of Hefty's and nombre chat up.

[mrsmaalox]

But they won't check trash bags now will they? And my problem isn't the container--it's what to put in them. Maybe I'll only put one change of clothes in a carry on, then buy clothes when I get to Albuquerque...

[Dr. Gonzo]

Don't forget socks. Everybody needs socks. Unless you don't plan on wearing them.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL I don't even own socks!! I have some little footie things I wear with tennies, but otherwise I only ever wear sandals. But being as it is snowing there now I may buy some. Why didn't you remind me about socks earler?!?! Look at the time!!!!!

[IronMexican]

I really hate the fact that everyone is picking is to win tommorow. That is usually the recipe for disaster.

I am pulling for ya'll. I hate Tenn.

[florige]

I am pulling for ya'll. I hate Tenn.



Thanks...:king

[ashbeeigh]

You have a pysch degree right? Why not try to get into the FBI? You could be Special Agent Ash, FBI Profiler tearing shit up!

I actually read at CNN that they're hiring Special agents right now. I thought about it.


Congrats Ash, will you do my taxes for me?

vitasa.org If you meet the qualifications...PAC...I'll be there.

[RashoFan]

I'm am tired and bored and tired of being bored and bored tired.....
Anybody got something entertaining for me to watch?

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/slimmouth.jpg

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/hohouse.jpg
need to post this in that other thread...

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/handicapexit.jpg
that is messed up...

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/friends.jpg

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/shitbox.jpg
that may come in handy...

[RashoFan]

And it is AMAZING too!
:lol

[RashoFan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/bravery.jpg
:lmao

[RashoFan]

I don't care who you are, that there is funny...

[jman3000]

that married whore is dumber than a rock.... now i remember why it didnt work out the first time we tried things.

she's just typical west side trash who somehow confused me into thinking that being stupid is the same thing as having a qerky personality.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

jman
encounter any pink silver dollars lately?

[jman3000]

unfortunately no... it's been nothing but brown milk duds lately. im in a latina phase i guess.

[florige]

I actually read at CNN that they're hiring Special agents right now. I thought about it.



vitasa.org If you meet the qualifications...PAC...I'll be there.


They are always hiring SA's. From what I'm hearing alot of agents are retiring and they are basically expanding their qualification's categories. Sometimes they only hire SA's who have certain skills.
Why not apply? You have nothing to lose. That is a great career!

[I. Hustle]

I had a pretty good weekend. Went to the outlet and bought some "cowgirl boots" for my princess and only paid 10 bucks for them. Then drove to Austin and had lunch at my fav chinese food place. Then came home for a bit dropped my baby off at her grandmas and headed to cowboys for TAMMA and drank and laughed at the fighters.

Also if any of you have frequented Midnight rodeo you know that they have a gay guy dance instructor, an old man that dances with young chicks and a tall black cowboy dude. Well when I went to Cowboy's their counterparts were there. It was like being part of that Bizarro Seinfeld episode.

[ATRAIN]

Damn you went to that chinese place and you didnt invite!!! Just for that im going to bang your momma extra hard tonight!! oh yeah and Orion is gay.

[I. Hustle]

Zing!

[Dr. Gonzo]

OxI_PY1qsJo

[Dr. Gonzo]

That song owns.

[ORION]

do you want to hear something funny?

[I. Hustle]

sure

[ORION]

you notice how I don't do jack over here and just walk around,lift and check out chicks....I'm the top performer for the last quarter in my department.

[ATRAIN]

you notice how I don't do jack over here and just walk around,lift and check out chicks....I'm the top performer for the last quarter in my department.

Its prob because you work with a bunch of women and we all know how worthless women are. You do a half assed job and its still 10 times better than the best job a woman can do.

[ORION]

Its prob because you work with a bunch of women and we all know how worthless women are. You do a half assed job and its still 10 times better than the best job a woman can do.

maybe you are right...

[ATRAIN]

maybe you are right...

I am

[Dr. Gonzo]

I am

[I. Hustle]

Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.

Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Happy New Year!

[ATRAIN]

I am

WHOOOS THAA MASSTAAA

[mrsmaalox]

Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.

Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Happy New Year!

Shit I was believing that one!

[ATRAIN]

speaking or worthless women

[I. Hustle]

Yeah I am about to move up with all chicks and fully expect to be the top performer in my area. Right now I work with all guys and they are promoting me and I haven't even been here a year yet. The newest guy that started before me has been here for 4 years. They get left behind and I get the promotion.

I hope to do the same up there. The women just talk about how much work they have and how busy they are but then complain to each other and gossip and talk about stupid shit all day.

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit I have too much to do today! :p:

[ATRAIN]

I hope to do the same up there. The women just talk about how much work they have and how busy they are but then complain to each other and gossip and talk about stupid shit all day.

Yeah to them all the work they do during the whole day we can accomplish in the first few hours of our work day. Man here a big group of girls all get together in the break room for at least 30 mins and thats because they have only been here for less than a hour. This happens before and after lunch and around 4 as well. Not even smokers take that many breaks.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Maybe it's an order that we shouldn't obey.

[I. Hustle]

I used to tell my wife before we were dating that women should stop watching movies like Erin Brockavich because it will make them think that they can do anything.

[ATRAIN]

I used to tell my wife before we were dating that women should stop watching movies like Erin Brockavich because it will make them think that they can do anything.

I had a gf who wanted to be a lawyer after she watched legally blonde lmao

[I. Hustle]

Yeah my wife rolls her eyes now and tells people that I prevent her from watching any women empowerment movies. I don't even let her watch movies with super hero women

[jman3000]

FBI is really only interested if you're an accountant or have advanced Arabic lingual skillzz.

[ATRAIN]

FBI is really only interested if you're an accountant or have advanced Arabic lingual skillzz.

You mean they dont like the shit stache?

[jman3000]

they couldnt handle the shit stache. not many people can.

[jman3000]

i was told i looked like jesus. i dont know how i should take that... he was a very frail and pasty looking individual.

[timvp]

I need some pancakes. Preferably with blueblerries.

[ATRAIN]

I need some pancakes. Preferably with blueblerries.

are you camping out for the Biggie movie yet?

[ORION]

I need some pancakes. Preferably with blueblerries.

don't tell us, tell your wife

[jman3000]

I had a gf who wanted to be a lawyer after she watched legally blonde lmao

i knew a girl that wanted to be a psychologist but didnt understand that without a PhD, being a psychologist is worthless.

she was dumber than dirt to begin with though... so i guess it shouldnt have surprised me.

[ATRAIN]

i knew a girl that wanted to be a psychologist but didnt understand that without a PhD, being a psychologist is worthless.

she was dumber than dirt to begin with though... so i guess it shouldnt have surprised me.

LOL arent most of the girls your with dumber than dirt?

[jman3000]

no offence to the ladies... but i think most women i know are dumber than dirt.

[jman3000]

the girl im seeing now is actually pretty damn smart. she reads a lot and can actually comprehend things that i talk about.

[CuckingFunt]

Ah, chauvinism in the morning. Be still my beating heart!

[ashbeeigh]

i knew a girl that wanted to be a psychologist but didnt understand that without a PhD, being a psychologist is worthless.



You officially can't be called a psychologist without a PsyD. Anything else is something different. A MA, MS, LPC, MSW, LCSW, etc. is just shit at the end of your name. That's why I choose not to get anything. My name is already hard enough to pronounce in San Antonio. Move me to the North, where my name is easy to pronounce, and maybe I'll reconsider.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

So I see this woman on Friday for the first time in 8 years. She's 33, single and weighs 90 pounds with natural Cs. Back in the day, she had an unhealthy obsession with me despite me not giving her the time of day. She was/is a step beyond bat-shit crazy and what I like to call boiling-rabbit crazy.

So she's doing her best at flirting with me when she dropped the hammer: She has been purposely not taking the pill and telling the men in her life the opposite because she wants to be a mommy. She then had the cajones to ask me if I wanted to be a donor. I laughed and called her a stupid cunt.

So, should I ask her on a date?

[I. Hustle]

Tits McGee is hard to pronounce?

[CuckingFunt]

So I see this woman on Friday for the first time in 8 years. She's 33, single and weighs 90 pounds with natural Cs. Back in the day, she had an unhealthy obsession with me despite me not giving her the time of day. She was/is a step beyond bat-shit crazy and what I like to call boiling-rabbit crazy.

So she's doing her best at flirting with me when she dropped the hammer: She has been purposely not taking the pill and telling the men in her life the opposite because she wants to be a mommy. She then had the cajones to ask me if I wanted to be a donor. I laughed and called her a stupid cunt.

So, should I ask her on a date?

She weighs 90 pounds? 90??

If she's anything over 4' 10", you might as well. Chances are she wouldn't be able to successfully carry a child to term and you'd be off the hook.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

She's 5' even.

[jman3000]

do it. if you can call her a stupid cunt and she's still open to dating you, she's a keeper.

[CuckingFunt]

She's 5' even.

That may still be in the danger zone, then.

[I. Hustle]

I would agree then pull out on her face and laugh

[I. Hustle]

do it. if you can call her a stupid cunt and she's still open to dating you, she's a keeper.

+151658481313518481818168135181864786486468161

[jman3000]

highwaaaaay to the danger zone!

[CuckingFunt]

So, two nights ago, I found Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo on cable and actually watched the whole thing. It was every bit as awesome as I'd remembered.

[ashbeeigh]

nevermind. I was going to bitch about work, but I don't want to sound like stretch.

Instead I'll mention I just had some tasty peanuts for a snack.

[ATRAIN]

nevermind. I was going to bitch about work, but I don't want to sound like stretch.

he is a little bitch

[to21]

nevermind. I was going to bitch about work, but I don't want to sound like stretch.

Instead I'll mention I just had some tasty penis for a snack.:lol

Sorry, it couldn't be helped.

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah my wife rolls her eyes now and tells people that I prevent her from watching any women empowerment movies. I don't even let her watch movies with super hero women

She lets you decide what movies she's allowed to see? Wow, she's definitely a keeper :tu

[ashbeeigh]

:lol

Sorry, it couldn't be helped.

:lol

That's why I said it. duh.

[to21]

That's why I said it. duh.lol

[CuckingFunt]

That's why I said it. duh.

Chuckle.

[mrsmaalox]

Yes!! The toilets are fucked and backing up into the tubs and showers!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

So, two nights ago, I found Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo on cable and actually watched the whole thing. It was every bit as awesome as I'd remembered.

That movie is a classic.

It's in my top 5 movies of all time. My list goes:

Karate Kid
House Party
Purple Rain
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Cool as Ice

[TheQuattro]

:sleep

[mrsmaalox]

Hmmm I think I need a plumber

[ORION]

holy heck this chick is f-ing hot

[I. Hustle]

Hmmm I think I need a plumber

Do you have a clean out? If so open that sumbitch up and prepare yourself.


You probably have roots growing into your main line. You can either A: go to sunbelt and rent one of those snakes that have the blades on the end that can clean it out for you or 2: call roto rooter or someone to do it for you. My advice would be to call a pro since they have cameras that can go through and check the problem. Call around and ask though. Don't forget to ask how much the fee is just for going out there and if they have a warranty.

[ORION]

Do you have a clean out? If so open that sumbitch up and prepare yourself.


You probably have roots growing into your main line. You can either A: go to sunbelt and rent one of those snakes that have the blades on the end that can clean it out for you or 2: call roto rooter or someone to do it for you. My advice would be to call a pro since they have cameras that can go through and check the problem. Call around and ask though. Don't forget to ask how much the fee is just for going out there and if they have a warranty.

no no ! The best way to fix it is to stick your head in the toilet and put your face up to the hole and blow as had as you can. This should dislodge anything stuck

[I. Hustle]

no no ! The best way to fix it is to stick your head in the toilet and put your face up to the hole and blow as had as you can. This should dislodge anything stuck

I was assuming she had already done that.

[ORION]

I was assuming she had already done that.

no but she needs to try it.

[mrsmaalox]

Do you have a clean out? If so open that sumbitch up and prepare yourself.


You probably have roots growing into your main line. You can either A: go to sunbelt and rent one of those snakes that have the blades on the end that can clean it out for you or 2: call roto rooter or someone to do it for you. My advice would be to call a pro since they have cameras that can go through and check the problem. Call around and ask though. Don't forget to ask how much the fee is just for going out there and if they have a warranty.


no no ! The best way to fix it is to stick your head in the toilet and put your face up to the hole and blow as had as you can. This should dislodge anything stuck


I was assuming she had already done that.


no but she needs to try it.

Thanks for the advice guys:lol But since this is my sister-in-law's house and her checkbook, I just called Roto-Rooter first thing. It was an emergency because she is in a wheelchair and there is only one handicap equipped bathroom in the house. But anyway for $145 I think it was a bargain :tu

[ashbeeigh]

woohoo Press Conference tomorrow. Watch out for a red shirt on TV tomorrow.

[RashoFan]

So, two nights ago, I found Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo on cable and actually watched the whole thing. It was every bit as awesome as I'd remembered.

I remember having the soundtrack on cassette...:lol

[RashoFan]

woohoo Press Conference tomorrow. Watch out for a red shirt on TV tomorrow.

The big breatsed red shirt is making an appearance again? Gentlemen, program you dvr's...

[ashbeeigh]

The big breatsed red shirt is making an appearance again? Gentlemen, program you dvr's...

:lmao I forgot about that! Oh god. Thank God my New Year starts in February...my New Year's Resolution is to lose some weight so that at next year's PC they don't make an appearance.

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao I forgot about that! Oh god. Thank God my New Year starts in February...my New Year's Resolution is to lose some weight so that at next year's PC they don't make an appearance.

You forgot?! Well what did you think that your red blouse could make an appearance without them? :lol

[florige]

:lmao I forgot about that! Oh god. Thank God my New Year starts in February...my New Year's Resolution is to lose some weight so that at next year's PC they don't make an appearance.



wtf....:lol

[The Moon]

I'm full

[ORION]

I'm full

a couple of nights ago you were, but not last night

[I. Hustle]

Damn there are some hot ass milf's and cougars upstairs. Plus a few tigolbitty chicks. All I had to stare at down here was low cut shirt wearing preggo chick and flat chested big booty girl.

[to21]

Damn there are some hot ass milf's and cougars upstairs. Plus a few tigolbitty chicks. All I had to start at down here was low cut shirt wearing preggo chick and flat chested big booty girl.Go for the preggo chick, at least you know she puts out.

[I. Hustle]

Nah I just wanted some different eye candy

[ashbeeigh]

You forgot?! Well what did you think that your red blouse could make an appearance without them? :lol

I forgot how tight the shirt was! Geez.

[angel_luv]

woohoo Press Conference tomorrow. Watch out for a red shirt on TV tomorrow.


awesome! congrats. :)

[ashbeeigh]

awesome! congrats. :)

It turned out it was just "volunteer brunch and kick off" so we were just one of the many sitting in the audience. Lame, but we got some alright breakfast and the location was beautiful. Oh well. Next time I will be the center of attention. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

And to top it all off, i got there and back to the office without getting lost.

[ORION]

It turned out it was just "volunteer brunch and kick off" so we were just one of the many sitting in the audience. Lame, but we got some alright breakfast and the location was beautiful. Oh well. Next time I will be the center of attention. :lol

I would have done something crazy to get on tv

[angel_luv]

And to top it all off, i got there and back to the office without getting lost.

I am familiar with enjoying that triumph. :)

[ashbeeigh]

I am familiar with enjoying that triumph. :)

Says the girl who has showed up two hours late to gtgs because she's driven around in circles...I've heard your stories young lady! :D

[to21]

I forgot how tight the shirt was! Geez.Pics or I call bs.....

[to21]

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Hurrrrrrrry...........no one's looking.

[angel_luv]

Says the girl who has showed up two hours late to gtgs because she's driven around in circles...I've heard your stories young lady! :D

I was never THAT late. :lol

Although, there was one gtg I missed entirely because it was on I think San Pedro only not the San Pedro I was familiar with.
I think it was at Sam's Burger joint.

[ORION]

Damn there are some hot ass milf's and cougars upstairs. Plus a few tigolbitty chicks. All I had to stare at down here was low cut shirt wearing preggo chick and flat chested big booty girl.

You ought not talk like that, you just a boy

[ashbeeigh]

I was never THAT late. :lol

Although, there was one gtg I missed entirely because it was on I think San Pedro only not the San Pedro I was familiar with.
I think it was at Sam's Burger joint.

:lmao it was the downtown San Pedro instead of the northside San Pedro...which are the same...but you don't realize it if you don't go down there. I'm just now getting used to the idea that lots of the northside streets go downtown...like San Pedro, Blanco, Babcock, McCullough, Culebra, Bandera, Fredrickburg, etc.

[angel_luv]

Now you tell me!

It is so cold where I work that I am wearing gloves- inside! :(

[mrsmaalox]

Well. Driving a golf cart is not as great as it looks. :oops

[ORION]

Well. Driving a golf cart is not as great as it looks. :oops

If you are having difficulty getting around, I might be able to help you

[mrsmaalox]

If you are having difficulty getting around, I might be able to help you

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think I'll be doing that again. :) Are you handy with a golf cart?

[ORION]

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think I'll be doing that again. :) Are you handy with a golf cart?

I'm handy with mobility products

[I. Hustle]

Well. Driving a golf cart is not as great as it looks. :oops

http://decalpro.ca/catalog/images/golf%20cart.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

I'm handy with mobility products

Cool. Is that your business? I'm staying with my sis in law and am learning a lot about mobility products: wheelchairs, walkers and as of yesterday, a robo-leg! But so far my absolute favorite mobility product is her 1995 Jaguar XJS; sweeeeet

[mrsmaalox]

http://decalpro.ca/catalog/images/golf%20cart.jpg

Hahaha. I should be so lucky!

[RashoFan]

Well. Driving a golf cart is not as great as it looks. :oops

The golf carts I used to drive were pretty fun...at Six Flags.

[RashoFan]

but not as fun as that pic is dipicting....:(