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[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Immodium's out of control man-eating beaver claims another life, huh?
I guess the real victim here is pw's daughter.
Such a shame.
:depressed

[Dick Hardigan]

Immodium's out of control man-eating beaver claims another life, huh?
I guess the real victim here is pw's daughter.
Such a shame.
:depressedYou seen the pics also huh?

[ATRAIN]

Immodium's out of control man-eating beaver claims another life, huh?
I guess the real victim here is pw's daughter.
Such a shame.
:depressed

Yeah I warned him and told him that the movie Teeth was inspired from Maylanta's snatch.

[I. Hustle]

Oh MYlanta

[I. Hustle]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-dog-pictures-pug-life1.jpg

[Colonel Angus]

Maalox is always gentle with Colonel Angus.

With her, Colonel Angus is gentle, Colonel Angus is soft, Colonel Angus is always right.

[mrsmaalox]

My snatch is a champion of the people!! It did PW's daughter a favor. Ha you men are such easy marks, like shooting fish in a barrel. One by one I will rid the world of it's rubbish :devil

[CuckingFunt]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/513/allicansayisdatmylifeisvl8.jpg

[ATRAIN]

I heard Mylantas snatch can swallow a cow in one bite. Its Ironic considering that immodium is a cow.

[to21]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/513/allicansayisdatmylifeisvl8.jpgHa he looks pissed.

He hates that song and the getup to, I guess.

[to21]

My snatch is a champion of the people!! It did PW's daughter a favor. Ha you men are such easy marks, like shooting fish in a barrel. One by one I will rid the world of it's rubbish :devilThere aint a snatch I can't handle. We can start with egg-plants then move on to 55 gallon drums if need be.

BRING IT!!

[ATRAIN]

There aint a snatch I can't handle. We can start with egg-plants then move on to 55 gallon drums if need be.

BRING IT!!

DUDE it will eat you and the drum and then spit out the drum.

[mrsmaalox]

There aint a snatch I can't handle. We can start with egg-plants then move on to 55 gallon drums if need be.

BRING IT!!

ummm, maybe later. My snatch has to go to the Post Office right now :D

[CuckingFunt]

Would someone kindly explain to me why we're spending so much time on Pepcid's snatch?

[to21]

Would someone kindly explain to me why we're spending so much time on Pepcid's snatch?It's very popular around here, it get's around, I hear.

[I. Hustle]

Would someone kindly explain to me why we're spending so much time on Pepcid's snatch?

you are right. What's your snatch up to these days?

[CuckingFunt]

you are right. What's your snatch up to these days?

Ruling the world.

[ATRAIN]

Ruling the world.

Awesome, I would much rather talk about your snatch than Tum's

[mrsmaalox]

Would someone kindly explain to me why we're spending so much time on Pepcid's snatch? Attention, attention I need some attention dammit!!!

[mrsmaalox]

My snatch can't find it's car keys :(

[ATRAIN]

You two should get into a snatch battle that way Funt's good snatch can destroy prevacids evil snatch

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

My snatch can't find it's car keys :(

With an abyss that big, this is no surprise.

[mrsmaalox]

Her snatch is definitely tougher than mine. My poor snatch doesn't stand a chance.

[CuckingFunt]

Would someone kindly explain to me why we're spending so much time on Pepcid's snatch? Attention, attention I need some attention dammit!!!

I was actually asking out of curiosity -- ATRAIN claims to hate you so much, yet has spent a good part of this morning talking about your cunt.

Besides, I'm pretty unapologetic in my attention whore-ness. If I want attention, I just ask for it.

[ATRAIN]

Her snatch is definitely tougher than mine. My poor snatch doesn't stand a chance.

By tougher do you mean desired by more people than yours?

[ATRAIN]

I was actually asking out of curiosity -- ATRAIN claims to hate you so much, yet has spent a good part of this morning talking about your cunt.

Besides, I'm pretty unapologetic in my attention whore-ness. If I want attention, I just ask for it.

Claim?? I have tried being her friend but hating her seems to be more fun. Someone asked where PW was and I heard he got eaten by her snatch. Dont shoot the messenger.

OH yeah and you dont need to ask for attention, most of us like to give you our attention.

[florige]

I was actually asking out of curiosity -- ATRAIN claims to hate you so much, yet has spent a good part of this morning talking about your cunt.
Besides, I'm pretty unapologetic in my attention whore-ness. If I want attention, I just ask for it.



:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

In all seriousness... it would suck to get eaten by a snatch.

It would also suck to have a snatch capable of eating someone.

[jman3000]

Was that after the hooligans GTG or the wing place?

it was at the place on 35 and 1604... phx series... i left my debit card there that night and when i picked her up we couldnt do shit bc i had no money :lol

and she's 21 now... she was 19 when she was married.

[florige]

it was at the place on 35 and 1604... phx series... i left my debit card there that night and when i picked her up we couldnt do shit bc i had no money :lol

and she's 21 now... she was 19 when she was married.



Hey Jason did you dump the biting girl?

[ATRAIN]

J is full of crap there is no married girl after his jock.

[jman3000]

no i didnt dump her... we still hang out.

and atrain is full of crap for thinking that im making this up.

[to21]

I heard the dude she's married to is a Army Ranger.....maybe even a SEAL....he's dead.

[jman3000]

I heard the dude she's married to is a Army Ranger.....maybe even a SEAL....he's dead.

I heard he was ex KGB/CIA/Delta Force

[to21]

I heard he was ex KGB/CIA/Delta ForceI heard the dude has killed one thousand insurgents with his bare hands. And disarms bombs with his man-tool.

He's baaaaaaaaaaaad....

[CuckingFunt]

And disarms bombs with his man-tool.


So he's fucking Pepcid, too?

[to21]

So he's fucking Pepcid, too?Well played....

[florige]

Well played....



Remind me to never play chess with her.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I can't decide if this is the dumbest or greatest invention I've ever seen:

XUuwEq98ByM

[CuckingFunt]

I can't decide if this is the dumbest or greatest invention I've ever seen:

I'm leaning towards greatest.

[I. Hustle]

the two people workout thing is awesome

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think ATRAIN secretly wants to eat mallox out.

[Dr. Gonzo]

He wants her vaginal fluid dripping down his chin.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yup.

[I. Hustle]

He wants her lips dripping down his chin.

Whoa

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm not too sure how I feel about this I Hustle guy.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not too sure how I feel about this I Hustle guy.

He can be amusing, but seems to rely a bit heavily on the altered quote schtick.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is true. I think he needs to work in some new material before he turns into a one joke pony.

[ORION]

I'm not too sure how I feel about this I Hustle guy.

just be glad that him and ATRAIN are not picturing you doing "things". Earlier these to jerk faces pictured me doing things

[ORION]

actually I pictured I.Hustle Tea Bagging you.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Don Quixote, where are you?

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Contacts.jpg

[I. Hustle]

I love Hustle. If I was into dudes I'd bone him


This is true. I AM into dudes and he can ride my pony any time.

No thanks and no thanks.


besides I haven't changed anyone's quote in forever.





and by forever I mean in my last 10 or so posts.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/victoriasass41kt.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/victoriasass41kt.jpg

Greatest moment in the history of the webs.

[I. Hustle]

^ that's gay

[florige]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpg



Do you have this picture saved to your harddrive? lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

It's Horry For 3!'s "chick".

[to21]

Yeah the altered quotes stuff was old way before I. Hustle did/does it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Do you have this picture saved to your harddrive? lol

Photobucket is a friend of mine.

[florige]

Photobucket is a friend of mine.



:lol
Seriously I think Atrain murdered him, or his wife took away his computer privileges.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The latter.

[Dr. Gonzo]

If ATRAIN saw him in person he would probably buy the dude a beer.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

He linked up his MySpace which led me to his wife's, IIRC.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/alvarezbw4.jpg

[to21]

Photobucket is a friend of mine.Dude, I can imagine the sick shit you have on you photobucket account.

[ORION]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/victoriasass41kt.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao
I wish HF3 would make a daily appearance

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Baby_on_board_literal.jpg

[florige]

Dude, I can imagine the sick shit you have on you photobucket account.



+1:lmao I can only imagine.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Booger20Slurp.gif

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Que.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/japlickingdogsasshole.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/retard7.gif

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Haircut.jpg

[florige]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/japlickingdogsasshole.jpg




Geeezus!!!:wow

[I. Hustle]

Yeah the altered quotes stuff was old way before I. Hustle did/does it.

Don't hate on what I did/does

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/khan.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

I think ATRAIN secretly wants to eat mallox out.

"Secretly" ?!? :rolleyes

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ihaditall1mr.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/gu1528.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/thismuch5rz.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Haircut.jpg

:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/DSC00412.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is for CBF.

Where ever you may be....

God Speed my dead Indian chick banging friend. God Speed.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_2ca7b3ca365bc5718f64ccfc802c4868.gif

[to21]

Dude we saw that shit when you used to be midge....

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Dude we saw that shit when you used to be midge....

:lmao

Oh man do you remember the Katrina stuff? Totally over the top! :lol

[ORION]

I remember when this place used to be fun

[mrsmaalox]

I remember when this place used to be fun

:violin

[mrsmaalox]

No really I can see how it wouldn't be fun for you Orion. Always having to guard your butthole from Atrain and I.Hustle---too stressful.

[ORION]

No really I can see how it wouldn't be fun for you Orion. Always having to guard your butthole from Atrain and I.Hustle---too stressful.

Its like I'm being followed by 2 ex chicks. always wanting to get back together

[mrsmaalox]

Its like I'm being followed by 2 ex chicks. always wanting to get back together

What a nightmare! I had no idea. Stay strong :tu

[RashoFan]

Me tea bagging you...no actually I pictured I.Hustle Tea Bagging you. Also for some reason I pictured Rashofan tea bagging you too.

Fuck you...leave me out of your fantasies....

[I. Hustle]

Fuck you...leave me out of your fantasies....

That goes for me too

[RashoFan]

So those "Truck Nuts" serve that purpose as well, do they?

Where the fuck did anyone get the notion I have nuts, I have "truck nuts", I am tea bagging anyone( or anything....)...Fuck people, keep me out of any of the perv fantasies or Fun Smack Talk....

[RashoFan]

Chik-fil-a is da shit!!!

I second that notion!

[RashoFan]

That goes for me too

The only fantasies I have are of me killing all the Fucktards in the world....
You haven't earned a place on the Fucktards to kill list.....






....YET!.
Tread lightly

[I. Hustle]

The only fantasies I have are of me killing all the Fucktards in the world....
You haven't earned a place on the Fucktards to kill list.....






....YET!.
Tread lightly

I was talking about them.

[ATRAIN]

I was talking about them.

I dont know man I think Rasho called you a fucktard.

[I. Hustle]

She did didn't she?! WHAT THE heck RASH?! I thought we were cool! What the fudge?!

[mrsmaalox]

RashoFan is very cool. She just seems a little annoyed by fucktards lately. Happens to the best of us.

[ORION]

The only fantasies I have are of me killing all the Fucktards in the world....
You haven't earned a place on the Fucktards to kill list.....






....YET!.
Tread lightly

Shit ! She is going to kill me now !

[ATRAIN]

She did didn't she?! WHAT THE heck RASH?! I thought we were cool! What the fudge?!

Im sorry bro......I think I liked Rasho better when she wasnt getting dick. She was happier.

[mrsmaalox]

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mrsmaalox, marini martini, I. Hustle

DIVA!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

LMAO the dumb bitch matlock didnt acknowledge i was in the thread hahaha.

[ORION]

LMAO the dumb bitch matlock didnt acknowledge i was in the thread hahaha.

why do you guys hate each other? Sounds like sexual tension between you two

[I. Hustle]

why do you guys hate each other? Sounds like sexual tension between you two

It is.

[mrsmaalox]

why do you guys hate each other? Sounds like sexual tension between you two

I don't hate anyone :)

[ATRAIN]

why do you guys hate each other? Sounds like sexual tension between you two

LOL trust me its not that at all. Like I have said before I would rather fuck a pile of barbed wire.

[ORION]

It is.

If ever 2 individuals of the opposite sex should just have sex and get it over with its these two !

[ORION]

LOL trust me its not that at all. Like I have said before I would rather fuck a pile of barbed wire.

make sure to spray baby oil over that wire first...........trust me

[ATRAIN]

If ever 2 individuals of the opposite sex should just have sex and get it over with its these two !

fuck that, I dont want to be reunited with pee wee in her killer snatch.

[mrsmaalox]

If ever 2 individuals of the opposite sex should just have sex and get it over with its these two !

:shootme

[florige]

why do you guys hate each other? Sounds like sexual tension between you two



These are one if those situations that these two will become raging lovers and will end up getting married....:lol

[ORION]

These are one if those situations that these two will become raging lovers and will end up getting married....:lol

I can be the best man because I planted the seed.

[ORION]

I want to hang out with Tim Duncan once. I bet I could make him laugh or he'd throw me out of his house

[ATRAIN]

These are one if those situations that these two will become raging lovers and will end up getting married....:lol

FUCK THAT!!!


I can be the best man because I planted the seed.

LMAO if it were to happen you can be the best man but you have to help me hide her body. We can put her in the ground next to don Q.

[I. Hustle]

I want to hang out with Tim Duncan once. I bet I could make him laugh or he'd throw me out of his house

All this time I thought you were Tim Duncan

[ATRAIN]

All this time I thought you were Tim Duncan

you mean he's not?

[mrsmaalox]

These are one if those situations that these two will become raging lovers and will end up getting married....:lol

Probably not.

[ATRAIN]

what do you mean probably.......FUCK NO

[I. Hustle]

I bet there is already a sex tape out.

[ATRAIN]

I bet there is already a sex tape out.

lmao

[ATRAIN]

dude now Orion isnt going to get any work done looking for it online. He wants to stare at my dong all day.

[mrsmaalox]

Orion won't find it. The dong I mean.

[florige]

you mean he's not?


Probably not.


what do you mean probably.......FUCK NO



I am gonna make it my mission to set you two up at a gtg....

[ATRAIN]

Orion won't find it. The dong I mean.

Not with your big killer snatch in the film. You couldnt find Shaq in that shot. Its like looking for Waldo in the Grand Canyon.

[ATRAIN]

I am gonna make it my mission to set you two up at a gtg....

Flo your asking for an ass whooping. Im going to get you drunk off Patron and break the empty bottle over your head and call Orion over to ass rape you.

[florige]

Flo your asking for an ass whooping. Im going to get you drunk off Patron and break the empty bottle over your head and call Orion over to ass rape you.



Dude if you managed to break that thick ass bottle over my head Orion would be fucking a dead body......

[ATRAIN]

Dude if you managed to break that thick ass bottle over my head Orion would be fucking a dead body......

LOL well I hear he likes that.

[mrsmaalox]

Dude if you managed to break that thick ass bottle over my head Orion would be fucking a dead body......

Ewwww..

[ORION]

All this time I thought you were Tim Duncan


you mean he's not?

your going to get me in trouble again !!! I am not Duncan

[ORION]

Orion won't find it. The dong I mean.

burn !!

[ORION]

Dude if you managed to break that thick ass bottle over my head Orion would be fucking a dead body......

please don't tell me your dreaming about me also. Damn it ! I'm not going to bang you either

[mrsmaalox]

please don't tell me your dreaming about me also. Damn it ! I'm not going to bang you either

Orion you need to do something to mask your pheromones I think. You've become quite a dick magnet :lol

[ORION]

Orion you need to do something to mask your pheromones I think. You've become quite a dick magnet :lol

I think they are all really chicks. So I'm a vagina magnet

[mrsmaalox]

I think they are all really chicks. So I'm a vagina magnet

If it makes you feel better.....

[ATRAIN]

LOL ok that was actually funny. Orion is a Dick Magnet.

[ORION]

If it makes you feel better.....

It does....

[ORION]

LOL ok that was actually funny. Orion is a Dick Magnet.

WTF!?!?! You just admitted your attracted to me!!! You Fag!

[florige]

Ewwww..



:lol I would swear that those Patron bottles were bullet proof....

[ATRAIN]

WTF!?!?! You just admitted your attracted to me!!! You Fag!

No Im not attracted to you, I dont like guys but dicks seem to like you. Its prob cause the fags heard you have a losse ass like your mom.

[CuckingFunt]

Aren't hangovers supposed to include sleeping in ridiculously late? Why the fuck do I always wake up so damn early?

[ORION]

No Im not attracted to you, I dont like guys but dicks seem to like you. Its prob cause the fags heard you have a losse ass like your mom.

so you are either saying you do not have a dick or you have a dick and you are attracted to me. Either way you are sounding pretty gay.

[ATRAIN]

Aren't hangovers supposed to include sleeping in ridiculously late? Why the fuck do I always wake up so damn early?

what did you drink last night?

[ATRAIN]

so you are either saying you do not have a dick or you have a dick and you are attracted to me. Either way you are sounding pretty gay.

no im saying i have a dick and im not attracted to guys, however your ass is a dick magnet. Sorry but quit begging I wont ass rape you, im not into that.

[CuckingFunt]

what did you drink last night?

Vodka & tonic. Lots.

[mrsmaalox]

so you are either saying you do not have a dick or you have a dick and you are attracted to me. Either way you are sounding pretty gay.

Yes.

[ATRAIN]

Vodka & tonic. Lots.

LOL damn I have a 1.75 ml bottle of Belvedere i have been waiting to open. I think I might open it up this weekend. Either that or I have a new bottle of Jameson's thats crying out to me as well.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL damn I have a 1.75 ml bottle of Belvedere i have been waiting to open. I think I might open it up this weekend. Either that or I have a new bottle of Jameson's thats crying out to me as well.

I have a huge bottle of Jameson's at my house, but I can't stand it. My friend brought it over and that's what she drinks when she's here.

[ATRAIN]

I have a huge bottle of Jameson's at my house, but I can't stand it. My friend brought it over and that's what she drinks when she's here.

I love Jameson's. I think im going to go buy the single malt Jameson's soon. I bought 2 bottles over new years in Mexico for 20 bucks each....it was highway robbery.

[ElBorracho]

Aren't hangovers supposed to include sleeping in ridiculously late? Why the fuck do I always wake up so damn early?

You don't drink enough

[I. Hustle]

I forgot to set my alarm last night and unfortunately I still got up in time for work.

[florige]

I have a huge bottle of Jameson's at my house, but I can't stand it. My friend brought it over and that's what she drinks when she's here.


When she's here? Please include the details Funt......

[ATRAIN]

I forgot to set my alarm last night and unfortunately I still got up in time for work.

I was off all last week and I still would wake up in time for work without an alarm, good thing I can fall right back to sleep.

[ORION]

So I maybe playing in a basketball league in a few weeks. who wants to go and cheer me on ?

[ATRAIN]

So I maybe playing in a basketball league in a few weeks. who wants to go and cheer me on ?

Special Olympics?

[ORION]

Special Olympics?

yes

[ATRAIN]

yes

Awesome..........ill go watch ya little guy.

[I. Hustle]

Shit I want to play

[ORION]

Awesome..........ill go watch ya little guy.

I need to buy a helmet though.

[I. Hustle]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_TGeTBgDRtVw/RuMsAZos03I/AAAAAAAAAY0/Htps_PQNOwE/midget+basketball+mullet.jpg
Guard your man O!

[ORION]

Shit I want to play

seriously? Ask jcrod. We have had basketball GTG's. I've only done 1 and it was pretty damn fun. I'm suprised no one wants to do it again. You can't mention it to LJ or Kori because they just ignore you or at least they ignore me

[ATRAIN]

Shit I want to play

I started playing in a work league on Wed nights. I played yesterday for the first time in over a year and im fucking hurting today. Someone elbowed the shit out of my forearm and it still hurts.

[I. Hustle]

seriously? Ask jcrod. We have had basketball GTG's. I've only done 1 and it was pretty damn fun. I'm suprised no one wants to do it again. You can't mention it to LJ or Kori because they just ignore you or at least they ignore me


I haven't played in a long time but I need to.

[ashbeeigh]

It amazes me how dumb people are. Someone just asked me if they can get their stimulus package this tax season. Oh my Goddddd. Shoot me nooooow. Tax Season here we come!

[ashbeeigh]

Those basketball gtg threads get started everyone once in a while. I'll sign up to bring brownies and be a cheerleader.

[I. Hustle]

I started playing in a work league on Wed nights. I played yesterday for the first time in over a year and im fucking hurting today. Someone elbowed the shit out of my forearm and it still hurts.

The only deal we has for work was sand volleyball. I did it for the excercise but I prefer Bball. The chicks at the sports park were a plus.

[I. Hustle]

Those basketball gtg threads get started everyone once in a while. I'll sign up to bring brownies and be a cheerleader.

HELL YEAH! That sounds awesome.

[ATRAIN]

The only deal we has for work was sand volleyball. I did it for the excercise but I prefer Bball. The chicks at the sports park were a plus.

At work we have a Bowling league, Basketball league, and Golf League. I am doing 2 out of 3 right now, but I might do the Golf this year too especially since you can win money on that one.

Orion who has played in the ST bb gtg?

[ATRAIN]

Those basketball gtg threads get started everyone once in a while. I'll sign up to bring brownies and be a cheerleader.


HELL YEAH! That sounds awesome.

I should go and make ash be my water girl since she is my bitch till next football season. OH yeah and Ash can you make hustle and myself some special brownies?

[ashbeeigh]

I should go and make ash be my water girl since she is my bitch till next football season. OH yeah and Ash can you make hustle and myself some special brownies?

Where's my ring bitch?!

[ATRAIN]

Where's my ring bitch?!

I dont have have to get you one until my year contract expires if I decide I still need/want your services.

[ashbeeigh]

I dont have have to get you one until my year contract expires if I decide I still need/want your services.

:madrun The ring was supposed to be here during the playoffs last year!

[ORION]

At work we have a Bowling league, Basketball league, and Golf League. I am doing 2 out of 3 right now, but I might do the Golf this year too especially since you can win money on that one.

Orion who has played in the ST bb gtg?

shoot lets see if I can remember...
jcrod
myself
please dont ban me
sa butta
scott
eriks
thats all I can remember

[florige]

I would wipe the floor with all you guys on the basketball court.

[florige]

Where's my ring bitch?!


I dont have have to get you one until my year contract expires if I decide I still need/want your services.



So what you and Ash are lovers now?

[ATRAIN]

So what you and Ash are lovers now?

no she is my bitch

[ATRAIN]

shoot lets see if I can remember...
jcrod
myself
please dont ban me
sa butta
scott
eriks
thats all I can remember

where would you guys play?

[ATRAIN]

:madrun The ring was supposed to be here during the playoffs last year!

NOPE you were supposed to do my laundry in exchange for that, Do i have to bring Marini into this?

[ATRAIN]

I would wipe the floor with all you guys on the basketball court.

LOL bitch you would be on the floor crying after i dropped you

[florige]

LOL bitch you would be on the floor crying after i dropped you



I will cross you AND Orion up at the same damn time.

[ORION]

I would wipe the floor with all you guys on the basketball court.

well I'm glad you would be willing to clean the floors for us before the men played basketball

[ATRAIN]

well I'm glad you would be willing to clean the floors for us before the men played basketball

LMAO yeah Flo that is kind of you.

[florige]

well I'm glad you would be willing to clean the floors for us before the men played basketball



Well played.....:lol:bang

[ORION]

where would you guys play?

well I only played once but we rented Joe Ward out for a couple of hours so we had it all to ourselves. I think they used to play at Incarnate Word

[ORION]

I will cross you AND Orion up at the same damn time.

I thought they did mental evaluations before joining the force? Because this is a lot of crazy talk.

[florige]

I thought they did mental evaluations before joining the force? Because this is a lot of crazy talk.


:lol I wish Atrain would try to dribble the ball up the court against me. It will look worst than when Duncan picked Lebron's pockets during that Final game 4.

[RashoFan]

I was talking about them.

Sorry then....
...wanna help me kill Fucktards?

[ATRAIN]

:lol I wish Atrain would try to dribble the ball up the court against me. It will look worst than when Duncan picked Lebron's pockets during that Final game 4.

OH PLEAAAASE I would reject you worse than Manu did to Dwade this past week.

[ORION]

Sorry then....
...wanna help me kill Fucktards?

don't kill me

[ORION]

OH PLEAAAASE I would reject you worse than Manu did to Dwade this past week.

doesn't matter because I would swat both of your shots

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So ash is stimulating packages now and RF wants to help?

[ATRAIN]

For you Flo

http://www.nba.com/video/channels/play_of_the_day/2009/01/05/nba_20090105_pod.nba/index.html?player=game&q=0020800501

[ORION]

So ash is stimulating packages now and RF wants to help?

burn !

[ATRAIN]

So ash is stimulating packages now and RF wants to help?

Watch out RF might want to kill you now lol.

[jman3000]

I have the purest jumper the world has ever known.

[ORION]

I have the purest jumper the world has ever known.

you spelled juniper wrong.

[florige]

I have the purest jumper the world has ever known.



Jman I would block the shit outta that counterfeit jumper of yours!

[florige]

OH PLEAAAASE I would reject you worse than Manu did to Dwade this past week.




You have to catch me first fucker.....

[I. Hustle]

I have the purest jumper the world has ever known.

you spelled I suck at basketball wrong

[ashbeeigh]

So ash is stimulating packages now and RF wants to help?

If that's what I said, that's what I said. :lol

[jman3000]

I'm gonna be having sex within the hour... so everyone here can go fuck themselves.

and atrain... get your shit straight. i have a silenced M9 with your name on it.

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh is a huge forum whore. what a skank.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm gonna be having sex within the hour... so everyone here can go fuck themselves.

Taking ash up on her package stimulating offer?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

where would you guys play?

Maybe you could rent out Pepto's snatch.

[jman3000]

Maybe you could rent out Pepto's snatch.

i dont know whether that would be an indoor or outdoor court.

[ATRAIN]

i dont know whether that would be an indoor or outdoor court.

Shit its both, just open up the flaps and its an outdoor court.

[I. Hustle]

Go have sex already and leave us alone. Hurry before his/her spouse gets back

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

i dont know whether that would be an indoor or outdoor court.

My guess is that it would probably make the Alamodome look like a phone booth.

[ATRAIN]

I'm gonna be having sex within the hour... so everyone here can go fuck themselves.

and atrain... get your shit straight. i have a silenced M9 with your name on it.

BS I got my silenced P90 with your name on it.

[jman3000]

i dont have that yet :depressed

[jman3000]

If i stick to my M4A01 or whatever i do pretty good... i had a nice little streak going last night where i killed 6 people within about 10 seconds.

[ATRAIN]

If i stick to my M4A01 or whatever i do pretty good... i had a nice little streak going last night where i killed 6 people within about 10 seconds.

M16/ACOG/Stopping Power/Deep Impact for the big maps is the way to go.

[ATRAIN]

Hit me up later J, ill prob get on for a while after the gym and before the spurs game.

[jman3000]

i dont even know the layouts to the map... so i dont know which are big and which are small... i think i did best when i found a g4 with an acog. i prefer semi auto for accuracy.

[jman3000]

Hit me up later J, ill prob get on for a while after the gym and before the spurs game.

ok... ill probably be on around 5 or so.. .depending how long i hang out with my friend.

[ashbeeigh]

.depending how long i hang out with my friend.

:wow friend??

[ATRAIN]

:wow friend??

What should he call you?

[jman3000]

i would call her a whorish whorey whore.

[jman3000]

i dont get why friend was accompanied by googly eyes.

[florige]

i would call her a whorish whorey whore.



Is she hot?

[jman3000]

Is she hot?

i was talking about ashbeeigh... you can answer your own question methinks

[ORION]

ok so if a girl fails to button most of her top buttons and you can see bra with the boob meat hanging out ,why even wear a shirt?

[ATRAIN]

ok so if a girl fails to button most of her top buttons and you can see bra with the boob meat hanging out ,why even wear a shirt?

Girls do that shit on purpose

[ashbeeigh]

i dont get why friend was accompanied by googly eyes.

As in, "wtf jman has friends?" and touche to what you said about me.

[ashbeeigh]

ok so if a girl fails to button most of her top buttons and you can see bra with the boob meat hanging out ,why even wear a shirt?

I don't wear button up shirts because of this issue, but girls that do are trying to seduce you.

[mrsmaalox]

never mind............

[ORION]

Girls do that shit on purpose

well it worked. How can you not look?

[ORION]

I don't wear button up shirts because of this issue, but girls that do are trying to seduce you.

oh I don't allow myself to get seduced. I'm too strong

[mrsmaalox]

oh I don't allow myself to get seduced. I'm too strong

You must be pretty strong the way you've resisted all the advances that have been made to you here lately.

[mrsmaalox]

But I wonder how strong you'll be when the assless chaps are brought out.

[ORION]

But I wonder how strong you'll be when the assless chaps are brought out.

well those will really show which ass has the most dimples. So it will be even easier to resist

[I. Hustle]

I f'n hate this place. Why can't I hit the lotto?

[mrsmaalox]

well those will really show which ass has the most dimples. So it will be even easier to resist

Still. I don't envy you. Whose ass do think will be the finest? My money's on Flo; he's probably smooth like a baby's butt.

[ORION]

I f'n hate this place. Why can't I hit the lotto?

I thought you loved your job

[ORION]

Still. I don't envy you. Whose ass do think will be the finest? My money's on Flo; he's probably smooth like a baby's butt.

first I was talking about the ladies here at my work and second it sounds like you have the hots for Flo

[I. Hustle]

I thought you loved your job

I did until they moved me up with some bitches. I am having to move back and forth from downstairs to upstairs until I get my desk. They keep telling me that I need to train in what they do but they don't realize that I am bringing my work with me. Stupid bitches.

[mrsmaalox]

first I was talking about the ladies here at my work and second it sounds like you have the hots for Flo

I meant that the guys here are going to prance around in assless chaps trying to tempt you. So I was thinking that amongst your suitors (Flo, I.Hustle, Atrash) it just seemed like Flo would be the best because he's in law enforcement and they were uniforms that make their asses look good. That's all. The man I have the hots for is not here :)

[to21]

I meant that the guys here are going to prance around in assless chaps trying to tempt you. So I was thinking that amongst your suitors (Flo, I.Hustle, Atrash) it just seemed like Flo would be the best because he's in law enforcement and they were uniforms that make their asses look good. That's all. The man I have the hots for is not here :)don quixote?

[mrsmaalox]

don quixote?

I thought he was dead. So no, it's not him.

[to21]

I thought he was dead. So no, it's not him.Do we have to keep guessing or are you gonna tell us?

[to21]

Shoog?

[to21]

Melmart?

[to21]

The Funt?

[to21]

Jman?

[to21]

I'd say PeeWee, but we know where he is right.

[mrsmaalox]

Shoog? No


Melmart?


The Funt?


Jman?


I'd say PeeWee, but we know where he is right.

Umm no. I said "man". Well that just eliminates Jman and Peewee, but it's not any of them any way.

[I. Hustle]

I'm back.