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[ATRAIN]

of course you knew it... i remember telling you about that shit a long time ago... i even showed you pictures of her bruises i think.

LOL werent they bite marks?

[jman3000]

I just figured every dude has had sex with a julie at least once in their life

that was a really awesome guess... jesus christ. hundreds upon hundreds of girl names... ive been with 6 girls and you name one.

... and vanessa... the name you told CF... was a name on my list too :lol

[ATRAIN]

LOL werent they bite marks?

ok I answered my question with your pm. LOL

[jman3000]

they were bite marks with bruising... correct.

[CuckingFunt]

I just figured every dude has had sex with a julie at least once in their life

I've had sex with a Julie.

But I'm not a dude.

So, I don't quite know what that does for your theory.

[ATRAIN]

Orion guess a girl on my list. Use you jedi powers!!

[ATRAIN]

I dont have a Julie on my list.

[CuckingFunt]

There are some girls on my list whose names I never found out.

[ORION]

that was a really awesome guess... jesus christ. hundreds upon hundreds of girl names... ive been with 6 girls and you name one.

... and vanessa... the name you told CF... was a name on my list too :lol

I just used the most common names. 1st on my list is Melissa

[jman3000]

mines short:

Jessica
Julie
Vanessa
Alex
Annette
Valerie


obviously Alex is short for Alexandria.

[jman3000]

wow... v's, a's, and j's

[ATRAIN]

mines short:

Jessica
Julie
Vanessa
Alex
Annette
Valerie


obviously Alex is short for Alexandria.



LMAO good thing you put that little footnote hahahah.

[ATRAIN]

mines short:

Jessica
Julie
Vanessa
Alex
Annette
Valerie


obviously Alex is short for Alexandria.


I have none of those names on my list

[jman3000]

If I wasn't such a prude early on and acted like I do today....

Jeannette
Joanna
Brenda
Emily
Tawnie
Candace
Laura
Beeville chick.. whatever the fuck her name was.
Samantha
Rita
and another Vanessa

[ORION]

I don't remember all of them...

[jman3000]

whore.

[jman3000]

i dont think i could ever forget somebody i slept with. it's a pretty big deal and i'd like to think i knew them well enough to remember all their names.

[ORION]

i dont think i could ever forget somebody i slept with. it's a pretty big deal and i'd like to think i knew them well enough to remember all their names.

I stopped remembering after I got married. good thing I moved to NB because I would hate to run into one of them now and not remember their name. Sometimes I go into SA and see a chick look at me like they know me and I think to myself "shit its either an ex ,her sister or friend"

[jman3000]

that makes sense that you'd forget about them once you got married. i can see that happening.

none of mine have been quick hookups though and all were friends before anything happened... so i doubt id be able to forget their names even if i got married.

[Trainwreck2100]

I just figured every dude has had sex with a julie at least once in their life

ahem

[Dr. Gonzo]

ahem

:lol

[jman3000]

:lol

Every dude has had sex with himself at least once in his life.

there... nobody can really object to that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lol

:lmao

[Jekka]

If Tlong sees that post he migh JIZZ IN HIS PANTS

... bastard, that fucking song is stuck in my head now.

[CuckingFunt]

i dont think i could ever forget somebody i slept with. it's a pretty big deal and i'd like to think i knew them well enough to remember all their names.

That's my feeling, now that I'm older and wiser.

[jman3000]

That's my feeling, now that I'm older and wiser.

but the older and wiser you get... the more shit you forget.... maybe it's just an inevitability that we forget the names of those we've been with.

[ORION]

ahem


:lol

:lmao
I didn't mean to hit a nerve. Besides I bet your lying and this is how you get chicks trainwreck. you play the innocent virgin card

[CuckingFunt]

but the older and wiser you get... the more shit you forget.... maybe it's just an inevitability that we forget the names of those we've been with.

I still remember every name of everyone I slept with... so long as I knew their names in advance.

When I was 18/19/20-ish, though, and it was the start of the bi trend, and all these random girls at parties and clubs were willing to hook up with other girls just to be cool... I'd like to pretend I was mature enough to not take advantage of the situation, but I wasn't. I've always been really picky and really careful about the guys I sleep with, but the mid- to late-90s are kind of a fog of random hook-ups with other girls.

[jman3000]

Is scissoring what's constituted as sex between girls?

[CuckingFunt]

Is scissoring what's constituted as sex between girls?

There's lots that is considered as sex between girls. Scissoring is just one part of that.

[ORION]

Is scissoring what's constituted as sex between girls?

totally awesome

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao
I didn't mean to hit a nerve. Besides I bet your lying and this is how you get chicks trainwreck. you play the innocent virgin card

What da fuck you talkin bout that card never works, ever, at all.

[jman3000]

I just don't see fingering or eating out... or even dildo's for that matter being classified as having sex.

[ORION]

What da fuck you talkin bout that card never works, ever, at all.

You must not be trying hard enough. If a guy wanted to really bad he could get sex from a chick without paying at least once a day. come on! where is your Apache/Royal spirit ?

[jman3000]

What da fuck you talkin bout that card never works, ever, at all.

it works when you play other cards with it... like the "I'm just waiting for the right one" card ... or the "girls just dont understand me" card.

[ORION]

I just don't see fingering or eating out... or even dildo's for that matter being classified as having sex.

what about a strap on ?

[Silver21_Black20]

but the older and wiser you get... the more shit you forget.... maybe it's just an inevitability that we forget the names of those we've been with.

Older and wiser? Aren't you like 25yrs old?

[jman3000]

every girl you see throughout the day has different turn ons and offs.

it's just a matter of finding a girl and getting to know her well enough to the point where you can accurately gauge what hers are... then you play off of them.

if she likes dorky you go dorky. if she likes jocks then you always bring up that youre just going or coming from the gym.

it's a bit douchey... but if you dont do it.. .somebody else will.

[jman3000]

what about a strap on ?

that's a dildo with a belt on it.

[jman3000]

Older and wiser? Aren't you like 25yrs old?

23. i never claimed i was older and wiser.

[jman3000]

arent you like 30?

: p

[ORION]

that's a dildo with a belt on it.

yeah but no hands needed

[Trainwreck2100]

You must not be trying hard enough. If a guy wanted to really bad he could get sex from a chick without paying at least once a day. come on! where is your Apache/Royal spirit ?


every girl you see throughout the day has different turn ons and offs.

it's just a matter of finding a girl and getting to know her well enough to the point where you can accurately gauge what hers are... then you play off of them.

if she likes dorky you go dorky. if she likes jocks then you always bring up that youre just going or coming from the gym.

it's a bit douchey... but if you dont do it.. .somebody else will.

Let's not turn this into the "help Trainwreck get laid" thread it has become in the past.

[Silver21_Black20]

23. i never claimed i was older and wiser.

23 ... thought you were older than that.

And I'm 27 ... Fucker!

[ORION]

Let's not turn this into the "help Trainwreck get laid" thread it has become in the past.

:lol
yeah. it obviously didn't help.

[jman3000]

youre about as close to 30 as i am to 25.

[CuckingFunt]

I just don't see fingering or eating out... or even dildo's for that matter being classified as having sex.

Depends on your definition of sex, I suppose. Most people see penetration, with a penis, as being sex. I, however, regard penetration as just a part of sex.

[jman3000]

TW needs to find a girl who is into tall dudes.

that usually means short hoochy mamma girls because they usually have nothing but short mexicans.

youre totem spirit is a 5'1" chick on the south or west side.

make it happen.

[Trainwreck2100]

TW needs to find a girl who is into tall dudes.

that usually means short hoochy mamma girls because they usually have nothing but short mexicans.

youre totem spirit is a 5'1" chick on the south or west side.

.

And she probably has a tat

[Trainwreck2100]

And she probably has a tat

and a kid

[jman3000]

Depends on your definition of sex, I suppose. Most people see penetration, with a penis, as being sex. I, however, regard penetration as just a part of sex.

even with that said, i'd still classify scissoring as the true way girls have sex with each other... it's really the only way they can be intimate with one another that a man couldnt do.

unless the dude rubs his chode to her vag... but that's just gross and i regret even thinking that.

[jman3000]

and a kid

even better. you probably wont last long your first time.

you can just blame it on her giant vagina.

make her the bad guy.

[CuckingFunt]

arent you like 30?

: p

Was 30 just thrown out as an insult?

[Silver21_Black20]

TW needs to find a girl who is into tall dudes.

that usually means short hoochy mamma girls because they usually have nothing but short mexicans.

youre totem spirit is a 5'1" chick on the south or west side.

make it happen.

Take TW to the movie theater on SW Military.

[jman3000]

Take TW to the movie theater on SW Military.

:lol

remember that couple in the back?

the chick trying to cover up her boyfriend taking a piss?

classy.

[jman3000]

Was 30 just thrown out as an insult?

ummm... no... women reach their sexual peak as they get older... i would never...

[CuckingFunt]

even with that said, i'd still classify scissoring as the true way girls have sex with each other... it's really the only way they can be intimate with one another that a man couldnt do.

Why does sex between two girls have to be defined as the opposite of sex with a guy and a girl, though?

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

remember that couple in the back?

the chick trying to cover up her boyfriend taking a piss?

classy.

Haha ... or the chicks at Ponderosa?

[jman3000]

Why does sex between two girls have to be defined as the opposite of sex with a guy and a girl, though?

because in my mind i dont see finger fucking or using a dildo on a girl as sex.

i see it as 3rd base.

scissoring on the other hand is straight up mixing of sexual fluids.

[jman3000]

Haha ... or the chicks at Ponderosa?

too many chicks at ponderosa to remember.

[CuckingFunt]

because in my mind i dont see finger fucking or using a dildo on a girl as sex.

i see it as 3rd base.

scissoring on the other hand is straight up mixing of sexual fluids.

I try to avoid the straight up mixing of sexual fluids when I fuck guys. That's why I have neither herpes nor children.

[Silver21_Black20]

too many chicks at ponderosa to remember.

I'm surprised you never hooked up with a chick from Ponderosa. Most of them fit your standards.

[ORION]

I'm surprised you never hooked up with a chick from Ponderosa. Most of them fit your standards.

Welfare ?

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm surprised you never hooked up with a chick from Ponderosa. Most of them fit your standards.

vagina?

[jman3000]

I try to avoid the straight up mixing of sexual fluids when I fuck guys. That's why I have neither herpes nor children.

but do you at least get the point im trying to make?

obviously condoms change that aspect... but it's still reproductive organ against reproductive organ.

[jman3000]

I'm surprised you never hooked up with a chick from Ponderosa. Most of them fit your standards.

lies!

my standards are decently high.

anything OVER a 6 1/2 :king

[CuckingFunt]

but do you at least get the point im trying to make?

obviously condoms change that aspect... but it's still reproductive organ against reproductive organ.

I get it, but I see sex differently. My definition of "sex" is a bit more fluid and changes depending on the context and people involved.

It's true that if I was physically intimate with a guy but never went any further than a blowjob, I probably wouldn't consider that we'd had sex. However, I've been with several girls with whom there was nothing but oral and fingering, but due to the context/setting/feelings involved I would definitely say that we fucked.

[Silver21_Black20]

lies!

my standards are decently high.

anything OVER a 6 1/2 :king

:lol I hate you!

[jman3000]

:lol I hate you!

teehee

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm gonna go with she was a furry.

She went with the fox and he was a seal.

:lmao:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

the baby has your mustache

Hahahahaha, the stache don't lie.

[I. Hustle]

No. That's ewe mom.

Thank you for getting that

[RashoFan]

Dude, scientists are still coming up with names with all the new venerial diseases that come out of that snatch.

I'll opt for keeping my genitalia in place, thank you very much.

Not to sound like the "spelling police"...BUT...PW, don't you work in a library??? Shit, dictionary.com...try using it. I thought you were smart enough to use spell check PW. My image of you is shattered, the pedestal has crumbled into pieces.
:depressed

[RashoFan]

LMAO FUCK, well if thats yachting then maalox would be called what? Rigging?

Supertanking???

[RashoFan]

No. She has a palito.

WTF is a palito???
A: vetern Filipino slapstick comedian
B: an unincorporated community off Farm Road 734, situated fifteen miles southwest of Alice in west central Jim Wells County, Texas
C:A hispanic singer
D: some weird ass sex disease
E:????

[RashoFan]

His name is Waggy http://www.caninesupportteams.org/images/dog_wagging_tail_hg_wht.gif

Add a jar of this and PW or Maloxx has a new best friend....
http://theunderweardrawer.homestead.com/files/peanut_butter.jpg

[samikeyp]

Supertanking???

:lol:toast

[RashoFan]

That's what ATRAIN says when he bangs the fatties.

Which is every time he goes out.

big girls need loving too...:depressed

[RashoFan]

glad you got that Mikey?
what's up?

[samikeyp]

glad you got that Mikey?
what's up?

In this cold? nada! :lol

[samikeyp]

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How you doin? :eyebrows

[Dr. Gonzo]

Shlimp Flied Lice

[Dr. Gonzo]

Let's not turn this into the "help Trainwreck get laid" thread it has become in the past.

That's my favorite topic to discuss in this thread.

[Trainwreck2100]

Shlimp Flied Lice

"Its fried rice you prick"

[Trainwreck2100]

I LOVE craigslist. it's great for laughs
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/w4m/1012102184.html

[ShoogarBear]

I try to avoid the straight up mixing of sexual fluids when I fuck guys.


My definition of "sex" is a bit more fluid

Dammit, make up your mind.

[to21]

WTF is a palito???
A: vetern Filipino slapstick comedian
B: an unincorporated community off Farm Road 734, situated fifteen miles southwest of Alice in west central Jim Wells County, Texas
C:A hispanic singer
D: some weird ass sex disease
E:????
F: dickI'm going with F.

[I. Hustle]

Shit my arms are sore.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not to sound like the "spelling police"...BUT...PW, don't you work in a library??? Shit, dictionary.com...try using it. I thought you were smart enough to use spell check PW. My image of you is shattered, the pedestal has crumbled into pieces.
:depressed

I was on a pedestal, or was that pedostal?

[peewee's lovechild]

big girls need loving too...:depressed

No, not really.

It's their fault thier fatties.

Damn that fatties.

[ORION]

"Its fried rice you prick"

fried rice you plick

[ORION]

Shit my arms are sore.

trying to beat ATRAIN masturbation record ?

[mrsmaalox]

Shit my arms are sore.

Mine too :p:

[peewee's lovechild]

Mine too :p:

Shoving them up your vag all night?

[ORION]

Mine too :p:

bear hugging ATRAIN too much ?

[mrsmaalox]

bear hugging ATRAIN too much ?

Fighting him off of me. He's a beast.

[ORION]

Fighting him off of me. He's a beast.

so you finally admit...

[ATRAIN]

trying to beat ATRAIN masturbation record ?

No way anyone beats that record!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I LOVE craigslist. it's great for laughs
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/w4m/1012102184.html

Be honest here, how many personal ads have you replied to?

[ORION]

No way anyone beats that record!!

:lol

[ORION]

Be honest here, how many personal ads have you replied to?

I bet if we tried hard enough we could find his ads

[ATRAIN]

wtf I hadnt even posted in here today and already my name is brought up twice!! Get off my SACK!! Of course Orion brings me up first......damn fag!!

[ATRAIN]

Be honest here, how many personal ads have you replied to?

LOL

[ORION]

wtf I hadnt even posted in here today and already my name is brought up twice!! Get off my SACK!! Of course Orion brings me up first......damn fag!!

yeah I'm totally gay.

[I. Hustle]

yeah I'm totally gay.

Always playing the gay card

[mrsmaalox]

I'm always playing the tard card

[ATRAIN]

yeah I'm totally gay.

We know

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck, I just realized I'm one year older today.

Somebody should hire a whore for me and brighten up my day.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just don't use ATRAIN's mom this time.

[ORION]

Fuck, I just realized I'm one year older today.

Somebody should hire a whore for me and brighten up my day.

what ethnicity ?

[ORION]

Just don't use ATRAIN's mom this time.

does yours still burn too ?

[florige]

Fuck, I just realized I'm one year older today.

Somebody should hire a whore for me and brighten up my day.



33 right?

[ATRAIN]

Damn pee wee you old mother fucker!!

[I. Hustle]

Just don't use ATRAIN's mom this time.


Damn pee wee you old mother fucker!!

HHHMMMM

[peewee's lovechild]

what ethnicity ?


Asian would be nice.

But, I'll take a red head if you can find one.

[peewee's lovechild]

does yours still burn too ?

I was pissing fire for a month.

[peewee's lovechild]

33 right?

Yep, the double 3s.

I'm not liking how fast this trip is going.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn pee wee you old mother fucker!!

In your case, this is true.

[florige]

Yep, the double 3s.

I'm not liking how fast this trip is going.



I'm not too far behind you man.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not too far behind you man.

You in the 30s yet?

It all goes much faster after the big 3-0.

[florige]

You in the 30s yet?

It all goes much faster after the big 3-0.



Yep! I turn 31 this year. Like I said, I'm not far behind you. lol

[samikeyp]

Fuck, I just realized I'm one year older today.

Somebody should hire a whore for me and brighten up my day.

Congrats man.

I join you in about 48 hours, sadly I am not as young as you though.

[I. Hustle]

You in the 30s yet?

It all goes much faster after the big 3-0.

Don't say that shit. I hit 30 this year

[peewee's lovechild]

Congrats man.

I join you in about 48 hours, sadly I am not as young as you though.

Aquarius!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't say that shit. I hit 30 this year

It really does happen.

[I. Hustle]

My boss is wearing a black suit with a red shirt and has black and red suspenders. All he needs is a black hat with a red band.

[peewee's lovechild]

My boss is wearing a black suit with a red shirt and has black and red suspenders. All he needs is a black hat with a red band.

And a back up band playing "Low Rider" or "Cisco Kid".

[I. Hustle]

And a back up band playing "Low Rider" or "Cisco Kid".

I would go with "Cisco Kid" for him

[samikeyp]

Aquarius!!!

FTW!

Oh and don't bitch about 33. Add 6 and that is what I am looking at on Saturday! :lol

[ORION]

I'm 30 ...I feel like I'm 20 and I act like I'm 15

[peewee's lovechild]

FTW!

Oh and don't bitch about 33. Add 6 and that is what I am looking at on Saturday! :lol

Damn boy, you got you some years on you.

I hope I get to live that long.

[peewee's lovechild]

I feel like I'm 20 and I act like I'm 15

I got you beat by -5 on each of those catagories.

[ORION]

man another chick is upset

[timvp]

Don't say that shit. I hit 30 this yeartimvp is seeing the big 5-0 this year . . .

[florige]

timvp is seeing the big 5-0 this year . . .

What you are gonna see Robinson's jersey get retired? You are still a youngin man.

[ShoogarBear]

timvp is seeing the big 5-0 this year . . .

Hope you're not talking about pant size.

[peewee's lovechild]

man another chick is upset

Dude, what the hell is going on over there?

[peewee's lovechild]

timvp is seeing the big 5-0 this year . . .

I thought you were 20 years younger than Kori, or something like that.

[ORION]

Dude, what the hell is going on over there?

I don't know. I've been extra jerky lately because people piss me off. So I guess if they don't get their daily does of ORION they start to get the sweats.

[ATRAIN]

I hate on call weekends....everyone keeps saying TGIF and im thinking YEAH its FRIDAY for you but I still have to work this weekend......FUCKERS

[Dr. Gonzo]

Midijunkies

[Dr. Gonzo]

Midijunkies

Gonna fuck you up

[ORION]

We see the light of those who a world has passed them by. Too to save a dream that's growing cold...

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck, I just realized I'm one year older today.

Somebody should hire a whore for me and brighten up my day.

So did any of you guys fulfill Peewee's request?

[ORION]

So did any of you guys fulfill Peewee's request?

I got him a mute red headed Asian chick that only knows one word in English "More"

[mrsmaalox]

I got him a mute red headed Asian chick that only knows one word in English "More"

Well that doesn't sound very arousing..

[mrsmaalox]

Well that doesn't sound very arousing..

But then we are talking about PW; I don't think it takes much.

[ORION]

whaaaa

[ORION]

Take Hold of The Flaaaaammmmmeeee

[mrsmaalox]

I downloaded this CD a couple of days ago and I'm really liking it :tu

vZ9p5_YSGt8

[ORION]

I downloaded this CD a couple of days ago and I'm really liking it :tu

vZ9p5_YSGt8

I can't see it at work. Who is it?

[mrsmaalox]

I can't see it at work. Who is it?

Single called "Cherry Tulips" by Headlights ;) I believe they will be playing SXSW this year.

[ORION]

Single called "Cherry Tulips" by Headlights ;)

gahey

[mrsmaalox]

gahey

Well you should know! :toast No I'm not much of a headbanger. I do like garage band though, but mostly the bluesier stuff.

[I. Hustle]

bluesier

[I. Hustle]

We are having a "Superbowl party" at work and we are eating junk you would have at a superbowl party.

So far I see no beer and no sausages

[ORION]

We are having a "Superbowl party" at work and we are eating junk you would have at a superbowl party.

So far I see no beer and no sausages

gahey

[ORION]

who wants to play some basketball on sunday. I'll drive into SA

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So I.Hustle is at a party eating junk and craving sausages?


gahey

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm not much of a headbanger.

You mean besides your bedroom activities when Sancho slams your noggin into the wall?

[CuckingFunt]

Butters as a vampire is très amusante.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Butters as a vampire is très amusante.

That's the same episode where all the goth kids were pissed off about the sudden emergence of all the emo kids, right?

[I. Hustle]

So I.Hustle is at a party eating junk and craving sausages?

and? I always sleep better with a little sausage in me

[Dr. Gonzo]

who wants to play some basketball on sunday. I'll drive into SA

I would but I can't really run around for more than 2 or 3 minutes before almost fainting. I have the lung capacity of a premature baby.

[CuckingFunt]

That's the same episode where all the goth kids were pissed off about the sudden emergence of all the emo kids, right?

Correct.

[ORION]

I would but I can't really run around for more than 2 or 3 minutes before almost fainting. I have the lung capacity of a premature baby.

and you would do that to see if you could get mouth to mouth.

[ORION]

So I.Hustle is at a party eating junk and craving sausages?

:lol eating junk

[Dr. Gonzo]

Butters as a vampire is très amusante.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6195/vampirebuttersyg7.png

[ATRAIN]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6195/vampirebuttersyg7.png

lol

[mrsmaalox]

and? I always sleep better with a little sausage in me

You prefer the little ones?

[ORION]

You prefer the little ones?

:lol
as in little boys? What a sicko. His name should be I.MoonWalk

[mrsmaalox]

:lol
as in little boys? What a sicko. His name should be I.MoonWalk
:lol I.Moonwalk

No doubt he's sick, but I actually meant small ones like Peewee and Atrain

[ATRAIN]

:lol I.Moonwalk

No doubt he's sick, but I actually meant small ones like Peewee and Atrain

You only say that cause your snatch is sooooo big. Its like Landing a Jumbo Jet in the Grand Canyon.

[I. Hustle]

:lol
as in little boys? What a sicko. His name should be I.MoonWalk

Your name should be uuuhhhh

uuummmmm


ONion! Yeah it should be Onion

because I cry every time I cut you

[EricB]

Anyone ever been to culinary school?

I'm seriously considering changing career paths and becoming a chef and working my way up.

[ATRAIN]

Anyone ever been to culinary school?

I'm seriously considering changing career paths and becoming a chef and working my way up.

I actually thought about it to be a chef part time. I can cook pretty good and I catch myself watching cooking shows and taking mental notes. You should do it man.

[mrsmaalox]

You only say that cause your snatch is sooooo big. Its like Landing a Jumbo Jet in the Grand Canyon.

Aww that reminds me of the time we played "pilot" and you brought it in for a landing!! :lmao

[ORION]

Anyone ever been to culinary school?

I'm seriously considering changing career paths and becoming a chef and working my way up.

Jeffrey Dahmer went to a nice culinary school.

[ORION]

I actually thought about it to be a chef part time. I can cook pretty good and I catch myself watching cooking shows and taking mental notes. You should do it man.

gahey

[ATRAIN]

Aww that reminds me of the time we played "pilot" and you brought it in for a landing!! :lmao

WTF are you smoking lady.

[ATRAIN]

gahey

and you would know

[ORION]

WTF are you smoking lady.

sounds like she has been smoking you

[ATRAIN]

God Dammit you fuckers. You have said it soo much now matlock is actually believing that I banged her...... FUCK YOU ALL!!

[ATRAIN]

sounds like she has been smoking you

Thats impossible your mom has been on my pole 24/7. She cant get enough.

[mrsmaalox]

I actually thought about it to be a chef part time. I can cook pretty good and I catch myself watching cooking shows and taking mental notes. You should do it man.

You should use paper, there'd be sooo much more room!

[ORION]

Thats impossible your mom has been on my pole 24/7. She cant get enough.

only because she needs something to pick some food that she had stuck in her teeth

[mrsmaalox]

sounds like she has been smoking you

:nerd :lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

God Dammit you fuckers. You have said it soo much now matlock is actually believing that I banged her...... FUCK YOU ALL!!

:lmao

I halfway suspect that the smileys in your sig are a pretty close resemblance of you and Immodium's life behind the scenes here.

:rollin

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

I halfway suspect that the smileys in your sig are a pretty close resemblance of you and Immodium's life behind the scenes here.

:rollin

that would be the closest I would get to her. Me smacking her in the head and then cumming on her face.

[ATRAIN]

that would be the closest I would get to her. Me smacking her in the head and then cumming on her face.



Thats pretty much what I do to Orions mom too.

[mrsmaalox]

that would be the closest I would get to her. Me smacking her in the head and then cumming on her face.

See? I knew you fantasize about me!

[ATRAIN]

See? I knew you fantasize about me!

Its not really a fantasy, its more of a IF I HAD to mess with Maatlock, thats what I would do.

[mrsmaalox]

Its not really a fantasy, its more of a IF I HAD to mess with Maatlock, thats what I would do.

Oh you mean like if someone was holding a gun to your head?

[ATRAIN]

Oh you mean like if someone was holding a gun to your head?

yeah

[mrsmaalox]

yeah

Whoa now that's a pretty kinky fantasy there; I don't know if I could go with that!

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/iokqq1.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a3a101fd9c.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Well, at least we know what the "Original" flavour is.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/f4igpk.gif

[ORION]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/a3a101fd9c.jpg

thats a good price for anal with a cat. Its usually like $5

[ATRAIN]

We should have a competition on who can find the funniest pics, Midge or Trainwreck.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.spurstalk.com/game3090.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/game3091.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/game3094.jpg

http://www.spurstalk.com/game3097.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ftw

[ATRAIN]

I like that jersey TW has. Midge FTW you should post Don Queef and his Star lol

[ATRAIN]

I have an idea to solve Trainwrecks virginity problems. Maalox needs to take one for the team.

[ORION]

I am ashamed that TW and I attended the same schools :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

I think Proactiv is the new Scientology.

[CuckingFunt]

xebcLszI0S4

I have no idea why this song suddenly popped into my brain, but it won't go away.

[ORION]

I hate it when people refer to the spurs as "We" or "Us". Unless you play on the damn team don't say us or we.

[ORION]

:depressed

[ORION]

What we need to do is get a big man. what we need to do ..... sonofabitch

[angel_luv]

I hate it when people refer to the spurs as "We" or "Us". Unless you play on the team don't say us or we.

I agree with you. You are not alone. :)

[EricB]

I hate it when people refer to the spurs as "We" or "Us". Unless you play on the damn team don't say us or we.


Man, Amen on that one.

[angel_luv]

Man, Amen on that one.

On the same token, it bothers me that championship trophies are presented to the team's owner first.
I think it should go directly to the guys on the team who played for it.

[ShoogarBear]

Man, Amen on that one.

WTF did you change you name?

[ORION]

I know they are big fans but damn you can say shit about the way they play unless you have played an NBA game.

[ORION]

shoog, did you get that thing I sent you?

[mrsmaalox]

I have an idea to solve Trainwrecks virginity problems. Maalox needs to take one for the team.

:wtf Who the heck do you think you are? My pimp?!?! First dirk4mvp and now this?

[dirk4mvp]

:wtf Who the heck do you think you are? My pimp?!?! First dirk4mvp and now this?


Woah, I'm an old fashioned fella. I wasn't referred by Atrain, I just know a good thing when I see it.

[dirk4mvp]

:wtf Who the heck do you think you are? My pimp?!?! First dirk4mvp and now this?


I also think it's a sign since I never venture in this thread until just now.

[mrsmaalox]

Woah, I'm an old fashioned fella. I wasn't referred by Atrain, I just know a good thing when I see it.

Oh you sweet young thing! ;)

[dirk4mvp]

Oh you sweet young thing! ;)


:married:

[mrsmaalox]

I also think it's a sign since I never venture in this thread until just now.

Serendipity :)

[ORION]

:wtf Who the heck do you think you are? My pimp?!?! First dirk4mvp and now this?


Woah, I'm an old fashioned fella. I wasn't referred by Atrain, I just know a good thing when I see it.


I also think it's a sign since I never venture in this thread until just now.


Oh you sweet young thing! ;)


:married:


Serendipity :)


Gahey

[Dr. Gonzo]

If I was Jesus I'd own a boat.

[ORION]

If I was Jesus I'd own a boat.

but you would be able to walk on water. Oh , in case you want to pull people on skis

[mrsmaalox]

If you were Jesus I would invite you to my party and you could turn all the water into wine!

[dirk4mvp]

Gahey


Do you still eat yogurt out of your boyfriend's ass?

[ORION]

Do you still eat yogurt out of your boyfriend's ass?

look in your underwear and tell me

[Dr. Gonzo]

What?

[dirk4mvp]

look in your underwear and tell me

You're a faggot. Does anyone find you funny?

[ORION]

You're a faggot. Does anyone find you funny?

who the hell are you? wait your the dude with the faggy "girl broke my heart" pussy ass gay shit.

[dirk4mvp]

who the hell are you? wait your the dude with the faggy "girl broke my heart" pussy ass gay shit.


And you're the guy who tries to get laughs by acting like a faggot.

You might start a thread about a girl one day if you ever get one.

[ORION]

And you're the guy who tries to get laughs by acting like a faggot.

or upset other faggots

[dirk4mvp]

look in your underwear and tell me

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol

[dirk4mvp]

or upset other faggots


No. You can act gay all you want. If that's your shtick, go for it.

[ORION]

No. You can act gay all you want. If that's your shtick, go for it.

I sure will then you faggot. Hey since you can't keep a chick why not be gay with me ?

[dirk4mvp]

I sure will then you faggot. Hey since you can't keep a chick why not be gay with me ?


I'm straight, I'm sure you can find someone to join you.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll be gay with Orion, but he'll have to be the one taking it up the ass.

[RashoFan]

Fuck, I just realized I'm one year older today.
Somebody should hire a whore for me and brighten up my day.

33 right?

Damn pee wee you old mother fucker!!

Yep, the double 3s.
I'm not liking how fast this trip is going.

I'm not too far behind you man.

You in the 30s yet?
It all goes much faster after the big 3-0.

Yep! I turn 31 this year. Like I said, I'm not far behind you. lol

Don't say that shit. I hit 30 this year

I'm 30 ...I feel like I'm 20 and I act like I'm 15
Got Damn KIDS!!!!:ihit


Aquarius!!!
:nope

ARIES BABY!!!!!

[samikeyp]

I agree with you. You are not alone. :)

Not at all. I hate that!

[samikeyp]

You only say that cause your snatch is sooooo big. Its like Landing a Jumbo Jet in the Grand Canyon.

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[samikeyp]

Got Damn KIDS!!!!:ihit

Speak for yourself, darlin.



FTW!

Oh and don't bitch about 33. Add 6 and that is what I am looking at on Saturday! :lol

[IronMexican]

Wow, you guys are old. I am 18, but feel 15.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

chuck, chuck bo buck
banana fana fo f...............

[florige]

Wow, you guys are old. I am 18, but feel 15.



18? That seems like an eternity ago for me. And R/F you aren't that much older than us. lol I could see if you were in your 50's like TimVp said he was.

[samikeyp]

Wow, you guys are old. I am 18, but feel 15.

I won't even say how long ago that was for me! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

FyEnG_DEB1I

I will never get tired of this.

Ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

"You don't fuck with the Jesus!"