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[I. Hustle]

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[jman3000]

i think i did the worst job shaving my face this morning in the history of shaving.

i have a small patch just below my left jawline and a bit of hair near the sides of my lips in the crease.

[ashbeeigh]

i think i did the worst job shaving my face this morning in the history of shaving.

i have a small patch just below my left jawline and a bit of hair near the sides of my lips in the crease.

Are you sure I don't work with you? My male co-worker, who usually does a pretty okay job shaving his bear/stache did a horrible job recently.

The only reason i noticed it today was because I was sitting next to him this morning and he turned his head and I was facing his chin.

[angel_luv]

Are you sure I don't work with you? My male co-worker, who usually does a pretty okay job shaving his bear/stache did a horrible job recently.

The only reason i noticed it today was because I was sitting next to him this morning and he turned his head and I was facing his chin.

It's an epidemic! :wow

[ORION]

Cool. Is that your business? I'm staying with my sis in law and am learning a lot about mobility products: wheelchairs, walkers and as of yesterday, a robo-leg! But so far my absolute favorite mobility product is her 1995 Jaguar XJS; sweeeeet

yes it is. how is she getting around ?

[jman3000]

that's a good question ashbeeigh... do i work with you?

let me think about that.

hmmmmmmmm....

no.

[angel_luv]

I couldn't tell why the baseball kept getting bigger as it came towards me and then it hit me.

Did you hear about the boy who ate glue? No? That's because his lips were sealed.

Bakers share their recipes on a kneed to know basis.


:)

I heard those from a mall cop yesterday. Speaking of which. does anyone plan on seeing " Mall Cop"?

[ashbeeigh]

It's an epidemic! :wow

I know!

[jman3000]

jesus christ...

anyways, married chick is gonna be flying into town in 2 weeks. im hoping she doesnt want to hang out too much because after just a week or so of txting and talking on the phone im sick of her.

[jman3000]

if she wants to bone i guess im ok with that.. but she needs to not say a word for the preceding 3 hours for it to not totally ruin my mood.

[mrsmaalox]

yes it is. how is she getting around ?

Well she's using a wheelchair most of the time. She has a temp prosthesis that we started at one hr/day and are increasing by 30 min intervals per day; she uses a walker for that. I don't believe her permanent bionic leg will used for about 6 more months.

[florige]

jesus christ...

anyways, married chick is gonna be flying into town in 2 weeks. im hoping she doesnt want to hang out too much because after just a week or so of txting and talking on the phone im sick of her.



You know you are in love with that woman. Stop trying to deny it...:lol

[ORION]

Well she's using a wheelchair most of the time. She has a temp prosthesis that we started at one hr/day and are increasing by 30 min intervals per day; she uses a walker for that. I don't believe her permanent bionic leg will used for about 6 more months.

how is her upper body strength? Any problems pushing that wheelchair?

[samikeyp]

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Okay chica...joo gots some splainin to doo.

[ORION]

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Okay chica...joo gots some splainin to doo.

yeah ! explain yourself !

[mrsmaalox]

how is her upper body strength? Any problems pushing that wheelchair?

I'm very surprised by her upper body strength. but she doesn't even use her arms for the wheelchair, she just scoots it around with her good foot.

[ORION]

I'm very surprised by her upper body strength. but she doesn't even use her arms for the wheelchair, she just scoots it around with her good foot.

she should be using her foot but is she capable of propelling herself in her wheelchair

[mrsmaalox]

she should be using her foot but is she capable of propelling herself in her wheelchair

She can propel herself anywhere! I can't believe how much she gets around. No wonder the rehab hospital kicked her out :lol

[ORION]

She can propel herself anywhere! I can't believe how much she gets around. No wonder the rehab hospital kicked her out :lol

yeah. she doesn't qualify for motorized equipment. tell her to stop being lazy and walk

[mrsmaalox]

yeah. she doesn't qualify for motorized equipment. tell her to stop being lazy and walk

I only tell her that when she has 2 legs!

[peewee's lovechild]

So, yea.

Orion hooked me up with his slut boss.

I filled her up like an eclair.

[peewee's lovechild]

We did it on a scooter from the ScooterShoppe.

[RashoFan]

Holy Shit..the PW is alive.

[RashoFan]

Mikey,
what essplainin do I need to do?

I had a FUCKTARD for a boyfriend, now I want to stab him everytime I see him and I had to delete myspace because he is a FUCKTARD.
I believe that should answer all questions.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mikey,
what essplainin do I need to do?

I had a FUCKTARD for a boyfriend, now I want to stab him everytime I see him and I had to delete myspace because he is a FUCKTARD.
I believe that should answer all questions.

That's why my mob shrunk by one person.

Add me to myspace again.

[samikeyp]

Mikey,
what essplainin do I need to do?

I had a FUCKTARD for a boyfriend, now I want to stab him everytime I see him and I had to delete myspace because he is a FUCKTARD.
I believe that should answer all questions.

Actually it has nothing to do with Myspace.


I was just making sure you were ok.

[CuckingFunt]

Seeing The Spirit a second time has confirmed that I must have Scarlett's glasses.

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[The Reckoning]

i saw the spirit....
and i was disapointed at the lack of scarlett booby shots

[CuckingFunt]

i saw the spirit....
and i was disapointed at the lack of scarlett booby shots

Scarlett in the Nazi uniform kinda made up for it. All of her costumes were fetish-tastic.

[RashoFan]

Actually it has nothing to do with Myspace.


I was just making sure you were ok.

I'm better than I was. When "Fucktard" just goes anyway and I never have to see him again, I'll be great.

[RashoFan]

I'm going to go see Jesus Christ Superstar this weekend at the Majestic.
That should put me in a good mood...funny how a musical about how Jesus was beaten and left to die on a cross is going to put me in a good mood.

[angelbelow]

never got mine =/

[mrsmaalox]

Ha! And a big, fat :flipoff in the face of everyone who thought I killed Peewee! See? He's alive. Maimed maybe, but alive!

[ATRAIN]

PEE WEE How did you escape Maalox's Vag? I went looking for you but it tried to eat me too.

[Melmart1]

Hey, ORION ... my brother is studying to be an evangelist. And the world didn't end! What does this mean?!?

[ORION]

Hey, ORION ... my brother is studying to be an evangelist. And the world didn't end! What does this mean?!?

:lmao :rollin
Its not April Fools yet !! I really don't believe that. It must be a scam to make money. Is he going to be a healer also ?

[ORION]

So, yea.

Orion hooked me up with his slut boss.

I filled her up like an eclair.

Your welcome and you better let me see that hidden camera you had set up

[Melmart1]

:lmao :rollin
Its not April Fools yet !! I really don't believe that. It must be a scam to make money. Is he going to be a healer also ?

No, seriously. He is studying already, and when his current contract with the Air Force is up, he is quitting to preach full time. He married a preacher's daughter, and this is what happens.

[ORION]

No, seriously. He is studying already, and when his current contract with the Air Force is up, he is quitting to preach full time. He married a preacher's daughter, and this is what happens.

you have to be kidding me ?!?! The world may end now. What religion is this? Have you noticed a change in him? I'm scared

[jman3000]

damn... rashofan has horrible luck with men.

[Melmart1]

you have to be kidding me ?!?! The world may end now. What religion is this? Have you noticed a change in him? I'm scared

No, I wish I was kidding. When he came down from Lampasas for Xmas, he was saying how broke they are now that his wife isn't working and that their Church came through, and it was God that made that possible.

He has also turned into a redneck. Him and his wife were saying how they have so much property that its hard to find time to cut the grass, so they were going to borrow their neighbor's goats to help out. Most people borrow a cup of sugar or an egg or two from their neighbors. My brother borrows livestock.

[jman3000]

goats are an excellent way to keep the grass trimmed. they will leave shit EVERYWHERE though so you have to weigh the good with the bad.

[Melmart1]

goats are an excellent way to keep the grass trimmed. they will leave shit EVERYWHERE though so you have to weigh the good with the bad.

What the hell, are you a country bumpkin, too? I had no idea they had any use beyond milk, cheese and cabrito.

[peewee's lovechild]

PEE WEE How did you escape Maalox's Vag? I went looking for you but it tried to eat me too.

I found a pickaxe and made my way out.

I'm not the same anymore.

[timvp]

How white is it of me to not drink this ice tea Kori made for me because she used tap water ice instead of my special Ozarka ice I have in the freezer? I might have to pour this down the drain and go get some myself. Edward needs to do a better job with his aquifer ... tastes horrible.

[ashbeeigh]

What the hell, are you a country bumpkin, too? I had no idea they had any use beyond milk, cheese and cabrito.

I actually believe the city of San Antonio has some money in the budget for some goats out in the country to take care of the grass. I can't remember where or when this happened though.

[Melmart1]

I actually believe the city of San Antonio has some money in the budget for some goats out in the country to take care of the grass. I can't remember where or when this happened though.

What the hell? Do they have some money set aside for roosters to act as alarm clocks, too?!?! That's how we do it on the West side. Of course, you already knew that, you damned racist.

[EricB]

How white is it of me to not drink this ice tea Kori made for me because she used tap water ice instead of my special Ozarka ice I have in the freezer? I might have to pour this down the drain and go get some myself. Edward needs to do a better job with his aquifer ... tastes horrible.

When I'm making pasta I use the big bottles of water from the store.

Is that pretty white? :lol

[Melmart1]

I have a PUR filter and I use that for everything ... making coffee, brewing tea, adding to dishes, etc. I don't know if its a white thing, but since everyone thinks I am white anyways, I guess it doesn't matter.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your welcome and you better let me see that hidden camera you had set up

I shoved it up her ass.

I've got a nice view of her pink rectum.

[timvp]

I thought peewee's lovechild was a midge troll?

[peewee's lovechild]

How white is it of me to not drink this ice tea Kori made for me because she used tap water ice instead of my special Ozarka ice I have in the freezer? I might have to pour this down the drain and go get some myself. Edward needs to do a better job with his aquifer ... tastes horrible.

Dude, try drinking Brownsville tap water.

San Antone tap is heaven compared to that.

[Melmart1]

I shoved it up her ass.

I've got a nice view of her pink rectum.

Moved from fruit to technology up the ass. Quite a leap in such a short time.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought peewee's lovechild was a midge troll?

I'm much more charming.

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought peewee's lovechild was a midge troll?

If this were true, I'd be single.

[peewee's lovechild]

Moved from fruit to technology up the ass. Quite a leap in such a short time.

I ran out of fruit.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, try drinking Brownsville tap water.

San Antone tap is heaven compared to that.

Valley Tap water at that. My mom gives me drinks with the ice that the freezer makes and I have to trow my drink away.

[angel_luv]

If this were true, I'd be single.

:lol

How are you? :)

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

How are you? :)

I'm well. How 'bout yourself? The Rodeo is going to start soon, huh?

[angel_luv]

I'm well. How 'bout yourself? The Rodeo is going to start soon, huh?

Yes on Feb 5th. And as soon as that is over, it is time to start wedding planning!

[florige]

Tap water supposedly is better for your teeth because of the flouride in it.

[Melmart1]

Tap water supposedly is better for your teeth because of the flouride in it.

That's what toothpaste is for. I am sticking with my filter.

[florige]

That's what toothpaste is for. I am sticking with my filter.



You stick with your little filter Mel...:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Yes on Feb 5th. And as soon as that is over, it is time to start wedding planning!

Good Luck! :)

[Dr. Gonzo]

I thought peewee's lovechild was a midge troll?

Don't ever insult me that way again.

[peewee's lovechild]

If this were true, I'd be single.

This is true.

Of course, it would be true for all women in this world.

It's pretty sad.

[peewee's lovechild]

Valley Tap water at that. My mom gives me drinks with the ice that the freezer makes and I have to trow my drink away.

No shit, man.

Valley water is shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tap water supposedly is better for your teeth because of the flouride in it.

Not when it has a touch of sewage waste to it, or whatever is in the Rio Grande.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, flo . . .

You must be pretty hyped about your Ravens.

Enjoy it, they'll lose to the Steelers.

[angel_luv]

Good Luck! :)

Thanks. I'll be looking to you for helpful hints. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

Thanks. I'll be looking to you for helpful hints. :)

As long as you ask me before March. After the day, I'm done with this $h*t!!!

:angel

[florige]

Hey, flo . . .

You must be pretty hyped about your Ravens.

Enjoy it, they'll lose to the Steelers.



I would bet you, but I already have $100 tied in with this asshole Steeler fan that I have already lost $40 earlier to with those two bs wins they had against us during the season . I think we got this though. Were not losing three times in a row to these fuckers.

[Melmart1]

I would bet you, but I already have $100 tied in with this asshole Steeler fan that I have already lost $40 earlier to with those two bs wins they had against us during the season . I think we got this though. Were not losing three times in a row to these fuckers.

I'll be rooting for your Ravens. I hate the Steelers. Both my brothers and my roommate are Steelers fans, blechh. My roommate was STILL talking shit about the Cowboys this past weekend, he should be concentrating on his own damn team and leave me to my misery.

[EricB]

I would bet you, but I already have $100 tied in with this asshole Steeler fan that I have already lost $40 earlier to with those two bs wins they had against us during the season . I think we got this though. Were not losing three times in a row to these fuckers.

Agreed, I think the Ravens take this.

The Raven's defense right now might be as good as it was in 2001.

[florige]

I'll be rooting for your Ravens. I hate the Steelers. Both my brothers and my roommate are Steelers fans, blechh. My roommate was STILL talking shit about the Cowboys this past weekend, he should be concentrating on his own damn team and leave me to my misery.


Aren't they obnoxious as shit? They are all buddy, buddy with you before the game, but don't let them get up by a sizable/comfortable amount. If that happens they turn into real assholes almost immediatley.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd like to say that the Ravens will take it, but I just don't think they will.

LeBeu is a defensive mastermind and Flaco will be pressured like he never has been before.

It pains me to say it, as I just hate the Steelers, but I think they're going to take it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Flo, your Ratbirds had better whip that Stooler ass this weekend.
Squealer fan is just about as unbearable as Lamer fan.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll be rooting for your Ravens. I hate the Steelers. Both my brothers and my roommate are Steelers fans, blechh. My roommate was STILL talking shit about the Cowboys this past weekend, he should be concentrating on his own damn team and leave me to my misery.

This has been the most disappointing season for me.

I was just crushed at the end of the season.
I haven't recovered.

I have no idea how to fix this team other than to get rid of T.O., Phillips, and Garret.

[Melmart1]

This has been the most disappointing season for me.

I was just crushed at the end of the season.
I haven't recovered.

I have no idea how to fix this team other than to get rid of T.O., Phillips, and Garret.

Those things will never happen. So get ready for several more seasons of disappointment. As a Rangers fan, I am used to it. Other than the Spurs, I am a true sports masochist.

[ATRAIN]

Those things will never happen. So get ready for several more seasons of disappointment. As a Rangers fan, I am used to it. Other than the Spurs, I am a true sports masochist.

Same here, The Astros cut payroll and because of that didnt re-sign wiggington, meanwhile times like the yanks are making ridiculous contract offers.

[Melmart1]

Same here, The Astros cut payroll and because of that didnt re-sign wiggington, meanwhile times like the yanks are making ridiculous contract offers.

I actually have hope for the Rangers, in a year or two the kids will be ready to come up from the farm, and we will be a formidable force. But the Cowboys -- yeah, they are gonna be fucked for awhile. Fuck you, Jerrah!

[ATRAIN]

I actually have hope for the Rangers, in a year or two the kids will be ready to come up from the farm, and we will be a formidable force. But the Cowboys -- yeah, they are gonna be fucked for awhile. Fuck you, Jerrah!

I think the Texans are turning tides even though this season was like last year, a .500 season. I just dont know if they are ready for playoffs though.

[ashbeeigh]

What the hell? Do they have some money set aside for roosters to act as alarm clocks, too?!?! That's how we do it on the West side. Of course, you already knew that, you damned racist.

I wish. Then I would move to the westside and not worry about setting my cell phone as an alarm. Haha. Roosters. That reminds me of the day when the rooster chased me down the street.

[florige]

Flo, your Ratbirds had better whip that Stooler ass this weekend.
Squealer fan is just about as unbearable as Lamer fan.



We can beat these fuckers. The only team I was nervous about playing was the Colts. They demolished us the times we played them.

[ATRAIN]

Flo im pulling for the Ravens too, They helped me win 40 bucks against the cowboys and they beat the Titans, so they are ok in my book.

[IronMexican]

Is there any way to turn off sigs?

[Melmart1]

Is there any way to turn off sigs?

Yes.

[angel_luv]

As long as you ask me before March. After the day, I'm done with this $h*t!!!

:angel

:lol

[IronMexican]

Can you tell me, please.

[florige]

Flo im pulling for the Ravens too, They helped me win 40 bucks against the cowboys and they beat the Titans, so they are ok in my book.


I just hope the injuries to our defense doesn't come back to haunt us. We are going into this game pretty banged up. But for whatever reason I am seeing this as a high scoring game.

[sa_butta]

Can you tell me, please.
Control Panel>Edit Options>Thread display options>uncheck show signatures.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Those things will never happen. So get ready for several more seasons of disappointment. As a Rangers fan, I am used to it. Other than the Spurs, I am a true sports masochist.

You are nothing compared to me.

I'm fans of the Oilers, Texans, Aggies and Astros.

4 teams = zero championships

God bless the Spurs.

It's better than being a bandwagoner like peewee. He was a Longhorn fan halfway through this season.

[Melmart1]

I just hope the injuries to our defense doesn't come back to haunt us. We are going into this game pretty banged up. But for whatever reason I am seeing this as a high scoring game.

If your Ravens beat them, I will send you a bottle of Patron. No bull.

[ATRAIN]

You are nothing compared to me.

I'm fans of the Oilers, Texans, Aggies and Astros.

4 teams = zero championships

God bless the Spurs.

It's better than being a bandwagoner like peewee. He was a Longhorn fan halfway through this season.

LMAO

How many championships does pee wee have with all his bandwagon teams, Yanks/RedSox, ND/UT, Lakers/Spurs, Cowboys/Pats?

[florige]

If your Ravens beat them, I will send you a bottle of Patron. No bull.


I might as well send you my address now, because we are beating these fuckers!

[ATRAIN]

You are nothing compared to me.

I'm fans of the Oilers, Texans, Aggies and Astros.

4 teams = zero championships

God bless the Spurs.

It's better than being a bandwagoner like peewee. He was a Longhorn fan halfway through this season.

Im on a similar boat as you with Oilers, Texans, and Astros.


Good thing I have the Spurs and Horns.

[IronMexican]

Awesome. I no longer have to scroll forever after ATRAIN posts. That chick is hot, but it took forever to load on the ps3.

[ATRAIN]

If your Ravens beat them, I will send you a bottle of Patron. No bull.


I might as well send you my address now, because we are beating these fuckers!

LOL wow im curious on why?

[ATRAIN]

Awesome. I no longer have to scroll forever after ATRAIN posts. That chick is hot, but it took forever to load on the ps3.

on the ps3? your on spurstalk on your ps3?

[florige]

Spurs, NY Giants, Orioles, Ravens, and both Terps teams.


The O's are the disgrace of MLB as displayed by Mel-Mel's sig, but they still are my team.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

LOL wow im curious on why?

God's plan.

[Melmart1]

You are nothing compared to me.

I'm fans of the Oilers, Texans, Aggies and Astros.

4 teams = zero championships

God bless the Spurs.

It's better than being a bandwagoner like peewee. He was a Longhorn fan halfway through this season.

:lmao This does not surprise me. I am sure that he will try to justify it or explain it somehow. As long as he doesn't try to become a Rangers fan once they start winning. I will kick his pudgy ass so bad, it will make his disc bulge again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Same here, The Astros cut payroll and because of that didnt re-sign wiggington, meanwhile times like the yanks are making ridiculous contract offers.

Go Yanks!!!

This is the year, baby!!

[florige]

LOL wow im curious on why?



Speaking of which, don't you owe me a bottle of Patron from that Texans game playboy?

[ATRAIN]

God's plan.

LOL, I wonder what Mel will give Flo if the Ravens win the Superbowl?

[IronMexican]

on the ps3? your on spurstalk on your ps3?

Usually on the laptop, but it's in for fixing.

[ATRAIN]

Speaking of which, don't you owe me a bottle of Patron from that Texans game playboy?

:depressed

[ATRAIN]

Usually on the laptop, but it's in for fixing.

LOL oh so how are you typing? Does a regular keyboard work?

[Melmart1]

LOL, I wonder what Mel will give Flo if the Ravens win the Superbowl?
Why, jealous? :lol

[IronMexican]

Apart from SC and the Lakers, Dodgers do good one year and suck for three, and the Raiders are the Raiders.

[sa_butta]

http://a.espncdn.com/i/teamlogos/mlb/med/trans/det.gif

[ATRAIN]

Speaking of which, don't you owe me a bottle of Patron from that Texans game playboy?

We already discussed payment on that remember.

[IronMexican]

LOL oh so how are you typing? Does a regular keyboard work?

Yup.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm off until next Monday and I'm bored out of my mind already.

[florige]

We already discussed payment on that remember.


I'm gonna need all the bottles I can get for this game....:lol

[ATRAIN]

Yup.

Nice, well sorry about the sig being so long. I have been thinking about retiring it already.

[Melmart1]

LOL, I wonder what Mel will give Flo if the Ravens win the Superbowl?


Speaking of which, don't you owe me a bottle of Patron from that Texans game playboy?

So, if you gave him a bottle of Patron and it wasn't even a playoff game, then what would you give up for the Superbowl? :sequ

[ATRAIN]

So, if you gave him a bottle of Patron and it wasn't even a playoff game, then what would you give up for the Superbowl? :sequ

It was a game bet, he beat my team and he won. You on the other hand are giving one for no apparent reason so I was curious is all.

[peewee's lovechild]

LMAO

How many championships does pee wee have with all his bandwagon teams, Yanks/RedSox, ND/UT, Lakers/Spurs, Cowboys/Pats?

I fucking hate you.

I will never associate myself with the Deadsox, Fackers, or Patty-cackes.

Make fun of me rooting for the Yanks, Spurs, and Cowboys, but dont' throw that other bullshit out on me.

[florige]

Hey Mel, how about taking down that sig if the Ravens win Sunday?

[Melmart1]

It was a game bet, he beat my team and he won. You on the other hand are giving one for no apparent reason so I was curious is all.

If you say so. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao This does not surprise me. I am sure that he will try to justify it or explain it somehow. As long as he doesn't try to become a Rangers fan once they start winning. I will kick his pudgy ass so bad, it will make his disc bulge again.

Fuck the Rangers.

I only said that I hoped that they would take the champioship because my team had nothing to play for.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Mel, how about taking down that sig if the Ravens win Sunday?

LMAO if she takes it down im going to put it up

[Melmart1]

Hey Mel, how about taking down that sig if the Ravens win Sunday?

Haha, ok. Deal. If Ravens win, I take down the sig finally. If they lose, it stays up forevermore. And maybe enlarged, too :)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

LMAO if she takes it down im going to put it up

What a prick!
:lmao

[ATRAIN]

What a prick!
:lmao

LOL I already saved it :king

[florige]

Haha, ok. Deal. If Ravens win, I take down the sig finally. If they lose, it stays up forevermore. And maybe enlarged, too :)



I will go even further, if we lose I will make that my sig for the entire baseball season. But if we win, you have to take it down and promise to stick around here for at least a month so I can take it in.

[Melmart1]

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Howdy. Need someone to keep you warm? :eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

I fucking hate you.

I will never associate myself with the Deadsox, Fackers, or Patty-cackes.

Make fun of me rooting for the Yanks, Spurs, and Cowboys, but dont' throw that other bullshit out on me.

Hey im just going off of what Midge told me

[Melmart1]

I will go even further, if we lose I will make that my sig for the entire baseball season. But if we win, you have to take it down and promise to stick around here for at least a month so I can take it in.

Whaddya mean by "stick around?" I have been pretty busy lately and can't usually fart away a couple hours a day on here like I used to. But I will try to show up at least once a day in the Quattro.

[ATRAIN]

Whaddya mean by "stick around?" I have been pretty busy lately and can't usually fart away a couple hours a day on here like I used to. But I will try to show up at least once a day in the Quattro especially when my best friend Maalox is posting.

[florige]

Hey im just going off of what Midge told me



Man what a pigeon.....:lol

[ATRAIN]

LMAO I just told those UTSA guys where pee wee works and now they are going to go look for him.

[florige]

Whaddya mean by "stick around?" I have been pretty busy lately and can't usually fart away a couple hours a day on here like I used to. But I will try to show up at least once a day in the Quattro.



Okay fair enough, just so I can see your sig. You being away for sooo long is unacceptable.

[CuckingFunt]

Whoa. I'm no longer accustomed to having to catch up four pages of Quattro.

[ATRAIN]

Okay fair enough, just so I can see your sig. You being away for sooo long is unacceptable.

LOL FUCK man get that nose outa her ass

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fuck the Rangers.

I only said that I hoped that they would take the champioship because my team had nothing to play for.

Not to mention that you don't even like baseball.

How many games did you watch last season?

[florige]

LOL FUCK man get that nose outa her ass



It stands true for any of you assholes. I'm still wondering what's happened to my man Midge...

[peewee's lovechild]

Not to mention that you don't even like baseball.

How many games did you watch last season?

18.

[ATRAIN]

I fucking hate you.

I will never associate myself with the Deadsox, Fackers, or Patty-cackes.

Make fun of me rooting for the Yanks, Spurs, and Cowboys, but dont' throw that other bullshit out on me.


Not to mention that you don't even like baseball.

How many games did you watch last season?

LOL I rest my case

[Melmart1]

Whoa. I'm no longer accustomed to having to catch up four pages of Quattro.

I always bring a crowd with me. :fro

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Goddamn news helicopters are STILL hovering over the neighborhood!
It was bad enough the bastards woke me up this morning!
:flipoff

[peewee's lovechild]

LMAO I just told those UTSA guys where pee wee works and now they are going to go look for him.

Hahaha, I'd like to see those fags come in.

[Melmart1]

LOL FUCK man get that nose outa her ass

That would leave a vacancy for you ...

[Dr. Gonzo]

18.

Nice random number you threw out there.

[Melmart1]

18.

Did you pull that out of your ass, or do you really keep track? 18 is a pathetic number out of 162, especially when you add in playoffs. Or are you one of those pathetic people who thinks the season is over just because your team didn't make the postseason?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That would leave a vacancy for you ...

Mel's inviting people into her ass here?!?!?

:wow

I'm so glad that I was here to witness this!
:eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Damn... that was a whole lot of sports I don't give a fuck about.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you pull that out of your ass, or do you really keep track? 18 is a pathetic number out of 162, especially when you add in playoffs. Or are you one of those pathetic people who thinks the season is over just because your team didn't make the postseason?

It was around 18.

It's not my fault.
I don't have the YES network.

[Melmart1]

Mel's inviting people into her ass here?!?!?

:wow

I'm so glad that I was here to witness this!
:eyebrows

No, just pointing out that ATRAIN wants florige gone so he can take his place, is all. But leave it to you to pick up on that! :lol

[ATRAIN]

It was around 18.

It's not my fault.
I don't have the YES network.

Dont give us that shit. If your a yanks fan they show them on TBS and ESPN all the fucking time.

[Melmart1]

It was around 18.

It's not my fault.
I don't have the YES network.

A real Yankees fan would get it ... or at least stream the videos live online.

[ATRAIN]

No, just pointing out that ATRAIN wants florige gone so he can take his place, is all. But leave it to you to pick up on that! :lol

uhh huh surrrreee. You know what im capable of thats why the open invitation ;).

[florige]

Dont give us that shit. If your a yanks fan they show them on TBS and ESPN all the fucking time.



Fuck Texieria and the Yankees! I hope O's fans let that asshole have it when he comes to Camden Yards.

[Melmart1]

uhh huh surrrreee. You know what im capable of thats why the open invitation ;).

And I know what you are NOT capable of, thus the lack of enthusiasm on my part.

[ATRAIN]

And I know what you are NOT capable of, thus the lack of enthusiasm on my part.

LOL uhh huh. Hey mel you would be proud to find out I got rid of all my myspace hos just for you.

[CuckingFunt]

Heh... myspace hos.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dont give us that shit. If your a yanks fan they show them on TBS and ESPN all the fucking time.

Not true.

They only showed a handful of Yankees games on TBS and ESPN.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck Texieria and the Yankees! I hope O's fans let that asshole have it when he comes to Camden Yards.

Yankees will kill the Os.

That's the truf.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

uhh huh surrrreee. You know what im capable of thats why the open invitation ;).


And I know what you are NOT capable of, thus the lack of enthusiasm on my part.

I want details.....wait, no I don't.........okay, I do..........no, I don't think that I do after all......or do I........?

[Melmart1]

LOL uhh huh. Hey mel you would be proud to find out I got rid of all my myspace hos just for you.

Haha, I checked in there the other day cus my brother wanted me to listen to this jazz band. I haven't checked messages, postings or anything. I just can't seem to get into it. And the only work contact is a girl in Canada who wants me to find her work, I was like 'what the hell?' She needs to find her own shit, I don't know about freelance work laws in Canada. Fuck that.

[CuckingFunt]

I want details.....wait, no I don't.........okay, I do..........no, I don't think that I do after all......or do I........?

I don't... I think...

[florige]

Yankees will kill the Os.

That's the truf.




That prick never had any intention of coming here. That what sucks about the whole thing.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm being texted like crazy by a very annoying guy. They should invent a chip to put in your brain that works like Google's drunken email filter and makes you solve math problems before giving out your cell number.

[peewee's lovechild]

That prick never had any intention of coming here. That what sucks about the whole thing.

Hahahahahaha . . . he played them like a fiddle.

He is among Gods now.

[Dr. Gonzo]

It was around 18.

It's not my fault.
I don't have the YES network.

You have said that baseball is boring to watch. What kind of "fan" says the sport is boring? I think hockey is boring but you don't see me running around claiming the Red Wings as my "team".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm being texted like crazy by a very annoying guy. They should invent a chip to put in your brain that works like Google's drunken email filter and makes you solve math problems before giving out your cell number.

So.......does this mean you want me to stop?
:(

[CuckingFunt]

So.......does this mean you want me to stop?
:(

I said it was an annoying guy. You're not annoying.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL it cracked me up how that Raper dude from China was all weepy yesterday because he "got broken up" and then today he was all smooth with Melmart ,"Mexican women are pretty beautiful"!

[mrsmaalox]

Ooops I meant "Rapper" not "Raper"!

[peewee's lovechild]

You have said that baseball is boring to watch. What kind of "fan" says the sport is boring? I think hockey is boring but you don't see me running around claiming the Red Wings as my "team".

Stephen King, who is a diehard Redsox fan, was caught reading a book during 4 innings at Fenway Park. He was also caught sleeping, or nodding off, during one game.

That was this past season.

All I said was that baseball can be boring because there's long stretches where there's no action. And, I admit that I said that baseball was my least favorite of the three major sports.

That in no way implies that I don't like the sport.

Hockey, for example, is a sport I don't like. I've tried it several times, but I just can't get into it. Hence, I don't have a team that I root for in Hockey, because I don't give a shit about the sport.

Baseball can be boring, because there are stretches where there's no action.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Baseball is never boring. There is always something going on.

[Melmart1]

LOL it cracked me up how that Raper dude from China was all weepy yesterday because he "got broken up" and then today he was all smooth with Melmart ,"Mexican women are pretty beautiful"!

That wasn't smooth, that was blatant. But since it probably only takes a guy saying 'come here, bitch' for you to melt, I can see how you thought that was smooth.

[mrsmaalox]

Baseball is never boring. There is always something going on.

If you consider nut scratching exciting :rolleyes

[CuckingFunt]

That wasn't smooth, that was blatant. But since it probably only takes a guy saying 'come here, bitch' for you to melt, I can see how you thought that was smooth.

Oh, Mel. The "come here" is giving pepcid far too much credit.

[Melmart1]

Stephen King, who is a diehard Redsox fan, was caught reading a book during 4 innings at Fenway Park. He was also caught sleeping, or nodding off, during one game.

That was this past season.

All I said was that baseball can be boring because there's long stretches where there's no action. And, I admit that I said that baseball was my least favorite of the three major sports.

That in no way implies that I don't like the sport.

Hockey, for example, is a sport I don't like. I've tried it several times, but I just can't get into it. Hence, I don't have a team that I root for in Hockey, because I don't give a shit about the sport.

Baseball can be boring, because there are stretches where there's no action.

Stephen King is old, of course he nods off. And he was reading his own book he wrote about the Red Sox, to get publicity.

Baseball is only boring for those with short attention spans, the same ones who only watch basketball for slam dunks.

[ATRAIN]

That wasn't smooth, that was blatant. But since it probably only takes a guy saying 'come here, bitch' for you to melt, I can see how you thought that was smooth.

LMAO

[mrsmaalox]

That wasn't smooth, that was blatant. But since it probably only takes a guy saying 'come here, bitch' for you to melt, I can see how you thought that was smooth.
I didn't think he was smooth, I think he thought he was pretty smooth!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That wasn't smooth, that was blatant. But since it probably only takes a guy saying 'come here, bitch' for you to melt, I can see how you thought that was smooth.

I've missed you!
:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If you consider nut scratching exciting :rolleyes

Sounds like it'd be right up your alley, so to speak.

[ATRAIN]

I didn't think he was smooth, I think he thought he was pretty smooth!

Yeah sure you didnt you easy penny prosti

[Melmart1]

LOL it cracked me up how that Raper dude from China was all weepy yesterday because he "got broken up" and then today he was all smooth with Melmart ,"Mexican women are pretty beautiful"!


I didn't think he was smooth, I think he thought he was pretty smooth!

And she said 'all smooth' to boot, like a soufside teenager. "Pos, he took his shirt off, and he was like, all smooth and stuff!"

[Dr. Gonzo]

And she said 'all smooth' to boot, like a soufside teenager. "Pos, he took his shirt off, and he was like, all smooth and stuff!"

I know huh.

[Melmart1]

I know huh.

Pero, then he showed me his culo and it wasn't all smooth, it was hairy like a raton.

[ATRAIN]

I've missed you!
:lmao

Yeah I know, Mel can run off Matlock better than anyone on the board. WE need you here more often. Mel have you figured out how to get rid of her all together?

[peewee's lovechild]

Stephen King is old, of course he nods off. And he was reading his own book he wrote about the Red Sox, to get publicity.

Baseball is only boring for those with short attention spans, the same ones who only watch basketball for slam dunks.

King was reading a mystery by one of his favorite authors.

King even wrote on his book "On Writing" that he always takes a book with him to the ball game because "sometimes you just need something to do" at a ballgame.

Defend it all you want, but it does have stretches where there is no action.

[peewee's lovechild]

Baseball is never boring. There is always something going on.

You know you don't believe that.

[Trainwreck2100]

Mother fucker i was locked out for 2 hours and dbag locksmiths wanted $40 to drive out here and another $40 to open the door. fuck that shit i waited

[angel_luv]

I think baseball is boring but then again, I am not a fan of the sport.

I will sometimes watch the ninth inning it it is an important game and if the score is close.

[CuckingFunt]

Mother fucker i was locked out for 2 hours and dbag locksmiths wanted $40 to drive out here and another $40 to open the door. fuck that shit i waited

That's about what I would expect for a locksmith.

[EricB]

This jambalya sandwich i made is absolute money....


Hell even the girlfriend was impressed by it last night.


I should retire from cooking after this thing...

[CuckingFunt]

I would pay good money to see someone punch Marie Osmond square in the jaw.

[Dr. Gonzo]

You know you don't believe that.

If I didn't believe that I wouldn't watch 90% of all televised Astros games. ASTROS games. There is no offense going on what so ever in those games and I still don't find them boring.

[EricB]

I would pay good money to see someone punch Marie Osmond square in the jaw.


Make it Donnie or Donny however you spell it, and I'm right with you.

[EricB]

Baseball is great to watch on tv, but in person, its like a symphony of sport. Its awesome to watch in person.

[ATRAIN]

If I didn't believe that I wouldn't watch 90% of all televised Astros games. ASTROS games. There is no offense going on what so ever in those games and I still don't find them boring.


Baseball is great to watch on tv, but in person, its like a symphony of sport. Its awesome to watch in person.


Yeah I have to agree baseball is great to watch on tv but in person its the best. Thing is in person it goes by a hell of a lot quicker and is fun as hell. Steven do you find streams when FSN isnt showing them?

[EricB]

Baseball is great in person because you can watch it, hold a conversation, have a great dog and beer. Its the ultimate sensory experience for us multi taskers.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Baseball's regular season is great to watch on TV? Since when?

[peewee's lovechild]

Baseball is great to watch on tv, but in person, its like a symphony of sport. Its awesome to watch in person.

I'll give you that.

I'd much rather watch it in person.

[florige]

Yeah I have to agree baseball is great to watch on tv but in person its the best. Thing is in person it goes by a hell of a lot quicker and is fun as hell. Steven do you find streams when FSN isnt showing them?



It goes by quicker because you don't have to sit through those boring commercials.

[ATRAIN]

Baseball is great in person because you can watch it, hold a conversation, have a great dog and beer. Its the ultimate sensory experience for us multi taskers.

Just like I dont like calling Midge Steven, its hard for me not to call you Tpark. Yeah I agree, I have taken several dates to Astros games and they always have fun even if they arent huge baseball fans. You can talk get to know each other, drink, have some over priced food (but worth it), and get into the game when needed.

[ATRAIN]

Baseball's regular season is great to watch on TV? Since when?

You have to be a baseball fan I guess.

[Melmart1]

King was reading a mystery by one of his favorite authors.

King even wrote on his book "On Writing" that he always takes a book with him to the ball game because "sometimes you just need something to do" at a ballgame.

Defend it all you want, but it does have stretches where there is no action.

So because Stephen King says it, it makes it true? He also said the best movie of last year was "The Dark Knight," that doesn't make it true. Oh wait, you are a batman fanboy, I forgot. You probably agree.

[peewee's lovechild]

EricB = Tpark?

Damn, I've been out for a long time.

[ATRAIN]

It goes by quicker because you don't have to sit through those boring commercials.

Yeah its like any other sport, in person you get the whole experience of being there and time flies.

[peewee's lovechild]

So because Stephen King says it, it makes it true? He also said the best movie of last year was "The Dark Knight," that doesn't make it true. Oh wait, you are a batman fanboy, I forgot. You probably agree.

TDK was the best movie of the year.

It'll get an Oscar.

[angel_luv]

EricB = Tpark?

Damn, I've been out for a long time.

I didn't know that either.

[EricB]

Baseball's regular season is great to watch on TV? Since when?

Since the day the Cubs and whoever played on WGN back in the 40s my friend.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You have to be a baseball fan I guess.

I am, but that doesn't take away from the fact that watching baseball in the Spring is about as boring as it gets.

[Melmart1]

EricB = Tpark?

Damn, I've been out for a long time.

Yeah, I didn't know that, either. I should have guessed from the horn tooting, though.

[EricB]

EricB = Tpark?

Damn, I've been out for a long time.

New year new resolution.

To be the person I really am, not the stupid asshole poster.


It got old and pointless, decided why not be online how I am in person and put my name to it and not hide behind a computer screen.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am, but that doesn't take away from the fact that watching baseball in the Spring is about as boring as it gets.

Same here.

And, the season is much too long.

[Melmart1]

TDK was the best movie of the year.

It'll get an Oscar.

It's a foregone conclusion that Heath Ledger will win an Oscar. That will be the only one it wins.

[EricB]

TDK was the best movie of the year.

It'll get an Oscar.

Darn straight it was.


I curse Heath Ledger's death everytime I watch that movie.

[EricB]

Yeah, I didn't know that, either. I should have guessed from the horn tooting, though.


Ouch. You know how to skewer a guy.

[ATRAIN]

I am, but that doesn't take away from the fact that watching baseball in the Spring is about as boring as it gets.

I actually cant wait for spring for this very reason.

[peewee's lovechild]

New year new resolution.

To be the person I really am, not the stupid asshole poster.


It got old and pointless, decided why not be online how I am in person and put my name to it and not hide behind a computer screen.

Maybe I should start anew as well.

SeamusRex will be my new handle.

[angel_luv]

New year new resolution.

To be the person I really am, not the stupid asshole poster.


It got old and pointless, decided why not be online how I am in person and put my name to it and not hide behind a computer screen.


:tu
Welcome. :)

[EricB]

I am, but that doesn't take away from the fact that watching baseball in the Spring is about as boring as it gets.


I admittedly can't get into baseball until the Spurs season is over. When the Spurs are done, then the Cardinals are at the forefront. Although in August baseball takes a back seat to football.

[ATRAIN]

New year new resolution.

To be the person I really am, not the stupid asshole poster.


It got old and pointless, decided why not be online how I am in person and put my name to it and not hide behind a computer screen.

Sounds good man sorry if I let the cat out of the bag to those who didnt know.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's a foregone conclusion that Heath Ledger will win an Oscar. That will be the only one it wins.

I think it's got a good chance to win Movie of the Year.

[EricB]

Maybe I should start anew as well.

SeamusRex will be my new handle.


Nice.

My cousin Seven will post any day now hopefully.

[EricB]

Sounds good man sorry if I let the cat out of the bag to those who didnt know.

Don't sweat it. :lol

No reason to keep it a secret.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sounds good man sorry if I let the cat out of the bag to those who didnt know.

Dumbass.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I am, but that doesn't take away from the fact that watching baseball in the Spring is about as boring as it gets.

I guess that's true for people that aren't big baseball fans. I disagree though. I listen to the Astros spring training games on the radio because they don't show on tv.

[florige]

TDK was the best movie of the year.

It'll get an Oscar.



IMO Iron Man was the best movie of the year.

[Melmart1]

I think it's got a good chance to win Movie of the Year.

No way in hell.

[EricB]

I think it's got a good chance to win Movie of the Year.

In all seriousness, it would shock me if it didn't get nominated for best picture. That being said, I can't see it winning best picture.

Oldman could have a shot at supporting actor. MAYBE.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think it's got a good chance to win Movie of the Year.

Is it even nominated?

[peewee's lovechild]

IMO Iron Man was the best movie of the year.

You're sick in the head, flo.

Although, I really did dig Iron Man.
I just think TDK was a better movie.

[peewee's lovechild]

No way in hell.

I'll bet you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is it even nominated?

I don't think the nominations are out yet.

I could be wrong.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I guess that's true for people that aren't big baseball fans. I disagree though. I listen to the Astros spring training games on the radio because they don't show on tv.

Nothing to disagree about. You just like baseball more than I do.

I usually don't pay attention until after the ASG.

[Melmart1]

I'll bet you.

Why, so you can follow me all over the forum like a little bitch stalker if I don't pay up? :lol No thanks.

[EricB]

I guess that's true for people that aren't big baseball fans. I disagree though. I listen to the Astros spring training games on the radio because they don't show on tv.

:lol

So I'm not the only one who dials up spring training games up on the internet. Good to know.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't think the nominations are out yet.

I could be wrong.

Well if that's the case then every movie released last here has an equal shot at movie of the year.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just checked, no Oscar noms yet.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why, so you can follow me all over the forum like a little bitch stalker if I don't pay up? :lol No thanks.

Fuck, just when I thought I was over that . . .

Pinche Atranny never paid up.

Fucking little bitch.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well if that's the case then every movie released last here has an equal shot at movie of the year.

Superhero Movie?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I have no idea on which movies qualify, but:

The Wrestler >>> TDK

[Melmart1]

No, the Oscar noms have not been announced but my money would be on "Slumdog Millionaire" or 'Benjamin Button' to win.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet if Lebomb and Roadies could vote for Oscar movie of the year, they'd vote for Milk.

[EricB]

I'd be interested to see who Cucking thinks should be nominated. I always like to see her insight on movies before seeing them.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have no idea on which movies qualify, but:

The Wrestler >>> TDK

I have yet to see The Wrestler.

I'm ashamed of myself.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I have no idea on which movies qualify, but:

The Wrestler >>> TDK

The Wrestler was great. I might have to agree with that.

[EricB]

No, the Oscar noms have not been announced but my money would be on "Slumdog Millionaire" or 'Benjamin Button' to win.


Can you see slumdog millionaire in SA?

Or is it a limited release movie?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd be interested to see who Cucking thinks should be nominated. I always like to see her insight on movies before seeing them.

She'll probably back up some obscure Indie flick that is artsy and intellectual.

[Melmart1]

Look, TDK was really good, I liked it. But Best Picture? It would be the worst choice since "Crash."

[peewee's lovechild]

The Wrestler was great. I might have to agree with that.

That good?

Really?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Download it. I have it but haven't watched it yet.