Free Quattro Razor (18)

[I. Hustle]

Just tushing nothing more.


Or is that the gateway drug?


I have a disease. It's sexlexia.http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x217/timlinden/zapp_brannigan_futurama.jpg

[ORION]

Just tushing nothing more.


Or is that the gateway drug?


I have a disease. It's sexlexia.http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x217/timlinden/zapp_brannigan_futurama.jpg

dude I may know your wife if she went to Word

[I. Hustle]

dude I may know your wife if she went to Word

Not a good way to start things but continue

[stretch]

I know you are but what am I

ooooo......in your face

lame

[ORION]

Not a good way to start things but continue

Not like that but I knew a bunch of chicks from there. I also attended a catholic high school

[I. Hustle]

Nah my wife is 5 years younger than me. I was just kidding with you I didn't think you would know her.

[ORION]

Nah my wife is 5 years younger than me. I was just kidding with you I didn't think you would know her.

that would make her 16 !!!!

[I. Hustle]

that would make her 16 !!!!

Um I am older than 21. Don't start rumors.

[ORION]

Um I am older than 21. Don't start rumors.

:lol
gay

[I. Hustle]

:lol
gay

http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics24/fat-kid-wendysgirl.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Orion loves taking it in the ass forum

[ORION]

Orion loves taking it in the ass forum

ATRAIN's Wet Dream Forum

[I. Hustle]

Maalox likes Wendy's forum

[I. Hustle]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-bacon-not-done.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

That baby is licking pig shit. How sweet.

[ORION]

that baby is a "Jackass" cast member in training

[I. Hustle]

young Orion
http://www.graphicsarcade.com/funny_pictures/babies/images/funny_babies_pictures_16.gif

[I. Hustle]

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-babies-eat-puppies-0ah.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-babies-eat-puppies-0ah.jpg
filipino's start early, don't they.

[I. Hustle]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/MyVesta/gavi.jpg

[ORION]

dang it ! Post pictures I can see. I have to keep using my blackberry !

[CuckingFunt]

I'm glad I'm not a gingerbread man. I don't know that I'd feel comfortable living in a house that was made out of the same things I am.

[ORION]

young Orion
http://www.graphicsarcade.com/funny_pictures/babies/images/funny_babies_pictures_16.gif

That is more like Child abuse

[ORION]

filipino's start early, don't they.

:lmao:lmao

[I. Hustle]

ASH

http://www.angelicbabyshowergifts.com/baby-shower-blog/funny-baby.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

ASH

http://www.angelicbabyshowergifts.com/baby-shower-blog/funny-baby.jpg

Nice.

[I. Hustle]

That is more like Child abuse

So go tell your therapist what mommy and steve did to you.

[ORION]

So go tell your therapist what mommy and steve did to you.

I wasn't born. God placed me here himself

[I. Hustle]

CF
http://www.popular-pics.com/thumbnails/baby_tattoo.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-yoda-cat-baby-sleeps.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

CF
http://www.popular-pics.com/thumbnails/baby_tattoo.jpg

That is very inaccurate.

[I. Hustle]

Hustle
http://www.funnytreat.com/pictures/baby/funny_baby_pictures/funny_baby_pictures_2.jpg

[I. Hustle]

That is very inaccurate.

/fixed

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/demosthenes_777/evil_baby_001.jpg

[ORION]

Hustle
http://www.funnytreat.com/pictures/baby/funny_baby_pictures/funny_baby_pictures_2.jpg

this is a little girl....

[I. Hustle]

Nah I just issues

[leemajors]

http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/InternetsVanityPlates/1005469155

[ORION]

http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/InternetsVanityPlates/1005469155

:lol

[I. Hustle]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcats-funny-pictures-chicken-sandwich.jpg

[ORION]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcats-funny-pictures-chicken-sandwich.jpg

those are ducks ........

[I. Hustle]

He doesn't know that.

[tonylongoriafan]

can this be a UTSA thread too?

[ORION]

He doesn't know that.

it looks the the duck on the right is saying " hey look at that"

[ORION]

Holy Fucking Shit ! I am bored !

[Melmart1]

can this be a UTSA thread too?

Fuck you! No, it can't be a fucking UTSA thread. Take that shit to the 'can't move on from the shitty university I went to' forum.

[Melmart1]

Holy Fucking Shit ! I am bored !

Me, too. My nephews are actually behaving and watching tv like angels. What the hell am I supposed to do now?

[ORION]

Me, too. My nephews are actually behaving and watching tv like angels. What the hell am I supposed to do now?

give them various products that contain sugar

[I. Hustle]

As soon as these viejas here are done I am gone nigga.

[mrsmaalox]

Maalox likes Wendy's forum

:wtf I don't like Wendy's; too sloppy.

[mrsmaalox]

So all of you guys are "working"? Shame.

[leemajors]

So all of you guys are "working"? Shame.

i'll take double time and a half any time i can get it.

[Trainwreck2100]

today was a good day somebody left off booby pictures

[ashbeeigh]

can this be a UTSA thread too?

take your roadrunner shit somewhere else. Not everyone went there. kthnx. I went somewhere with an established football program.

[The Sun]

Good morning!

[I. Hustle]

:fart:

[marini martini]

I'm here, I'm queer. Now buy me a beer!

[mrsmaalox]

Whew! What a relief to get that over with!! :toast

[I. Hustle]

Whew! What a relief to get that over with!! :toast

Don't listen to her I am not queer... but I will take that beer.

[I. Hustle]

I love penis in my mouth.

I know. That's why I told you I was queer. I was trying to boost your confidence level and make you think that you turned me straight. It was a win win, your confidence is up and I got a BJ. YOU ARE WELCUM

[ashbeeigh]

There is absolutely nothing to do at work today.

[I. Hustle]

There is absolutely nothing to do at work today.

Why don't you get a strip poker game going or put a trash can up somewhere and ball up some papers and play basketball.

[ashbeeigh]

Why don't you get a strip poker game going or put a trash can up somewhere and ball up some papers and play basketball.

Because I'm the only one here. Even if I did do some shit like that it would be three people. I work in a very small office.

[I. Hustle]

Because I'm the only one here. Even if I did do some shit like that it would be three people. I work in a very small office.

Oh well in that case. Take a bunch of pics of your boobs and post them on random sites all over the internet and the person on here who finds the most sites wins a chance to motor boat.

[Dr. Gonzo]

IWjqvVZpHlQ

[samikeyp]

its always a good time for a Jay and Silent Bob reference. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

Sixty-ni-ine
When you eat a junk lunch
At the same ti-ime
That you get your junk munched
Sixty-ni-ine
We're givin', and gettin', and givin', and gettin' it on
We're givin', and gettin', and givin', and gettin' it on



ATHF Vol. 6 was an awesome present, but this song has been in my head all fucking day.

[T Park]

Is it nuts to have a long distance relationship with someone in Dallas when you live in San Antonio?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think any long distance relationship is nuts.

But that's just me.

[Kori Ellis]

I think long distance can only work for a short time (maybe 6 months). Then you have to either decide if you are in it for the long haul or not. If not, then you should break up. If so, then one of you should move.

[CuckingFunt]

I think it depends on the situation. If it was a close relationship that turned long distance because someone had to move, that's one thing, but a relationship that's only ever been long distance... I'd imagine that to be way too difficult. A lot of energy to burn on someone that may annoy the fuck out of you in close quarters.

From what I've both seen and experienced, though, long distance need two things in order to survive: trust/honesty and a solid plan to get rid of the distance. Without trust/honesty, it's too easy to start going crazy over little things, and without a solid plan to move closer, everyone eventually gets accustomed to being apart.

[T Park]

I think long distance can only work for a short time (maybe 6 months). Then you have to either decide if you are in it for the long haul or not. If not, then you should break up. If so, then one of you should move.


Just what I thought.

The girl I've been seeing the last couple times has been down here for christmas with family but lives in Dallas. I'm driving there tommarow to see her.

I'm thinking if things are still good in a few months I guess we should talk about that.

But thats months away.


Thanks for the advice.

[Kori Ellis]

Here's an email I got yesterday:

Merry Christmas Fetish Party

Dungeon is where you mix pleasure with pain. The first and only S&M club in BUDAPEST, equipped with a stage for live shows, Dungeon is where almost anyone — freaks, geeks, doctors and lawyers — can transform themselves into masters and slaves for the night. Surprisingly, Dungeon is not as sleazy as you might think. It attracts many vanillas (sexually conventional people), curious to watch, but too inhibited to actually participate
http://www.ezfetish.hu

[T Park]

I think it depends on the situation. If it was a close relationship that turned long distance because someone had to move, that's one thing, but a relationship that's only ever been long distance... I'd imagine that to be way too difficult. A lot of energy to burn on someone that may annoy the fuck out of you in close quarters.

From what I've both seen and experienced, though, long distance need two things in order to survive: trust/honesty and a solid plan to get rid of the distance. Without trust/honesty, it's too easy to start going crazy over little things, and without a solid plan to move closer, everyone eventually gets accustomed to being apart.

I'm a very blunt honest guy so I don' think thats a problem, shes the same way, pretty up front and what not.

I think we've got that.

I'm driving to see her. Shes gonna fly down with free tickets on southwest acquired through using her work credit card. So.

We'll see hwo it goes.

I'm not here from June Through October so it really even if she was here would be long distance in a sense lol.

[T Park]

Here's an email I got yesterday:

Merry Christmas Fetish Party

Dungeon is where you mix pleasure with pain. The first and only S&M club in BUDAPEST, equipped with a stage for live shows, Dungeon is where almost anyone — freaks, geeks, doctors and lawyers — can transform themselves into masters and slaves for the night. Surprisingly, Dungeon is not as sleazy as you might think. It attracts many vanillas (sexually conventional people), curious to watch, but too inhibited to actually participate
http://www.ezfetish.hu


I guess I'm a closed minded freak.

That stuff just creeps me out.

Doesn't bother me people want to do that, I mean, whatever gets your rocks off. But that stuff to me just looks, spine shiveringly strange.

[MiamiHeat]

long distance can work for as long as you want them to.

obviously only serious marriage type relationships are worth a long distance relationship, otherwise why do it when you can have one here. there better be something emotional/long-term happiness to keep you there to make up for all the sex you are missing out on.

sex is way too important for us men

[Kori Ellis]

I guess I'm a closed minded freak.

That stuff just creeps me out.

Doesn't bother me people want to do that, I mean, whatever gets your rocks off. But that stuff to me just looks, spine shiveringly strange.

I was just wondering why they'd invite me to a party in Budapest. :wakeup Spammers should at least be geographically correct in their spam.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm still envious of CuckingFunt for having seen live tapings of Saved by the Bell.

[T Park]

long distance can work for as long as you want them to.

obviously only serious marriage type relationships are worth a long distance relationship, otherwise why do it when you can have one here. there better be something emotional/long-term happiness to keep you there to make up for all the sex you are missing out on.

sex is way too important for us men

IMO theres more to a relationship than just sex.

Obviously, we've went out a couple times, and its still in the learning phase. I really like her, and she likes me, so I don't know.

We just have to give it a shot and try I guess. WHy not.

Better to have tried and failed than never tried at all. Right?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Here's an email I got yesterday:

Merry Christmas Fetish Party

Dungeon is where you mix pleasure with pain. The first and only S&M club in BUDAPEST, equipped with a stage for live shows, Dungeon is where almost anyone — freaks, geeks, doctors and lawyers — can transform themselves into masters and slaves for the night. Surprisingly, Dungeon is not as sleazy as you might think. It attracts many vanillas (sexually conventional people), curious to watch, but too inhibited to actually participate
http://www.ezfetish.hu

Are you going to go?

[T Park]

I was just wondering why they'd invite me to a party in Budapest. :wakeup Spammers should at least be geographically correct in their spam.


Very true.

:lol

And S&M spam on top of it...

Must be looking at all the shoes you order and review :spin

[CuckingFunt]

I'm still envious of CuckingFunt for having seen live tapings of Saved by the Bell.

I even got to hug Mario Lopez at one of the tapings.

Not Zack, though. He was a douche.

[Dr. Gonzo]

IMO theres more to a relationship than just sex.

Obviously, we've went out a couple times, and its still in the learning phase. I really like her, and she likes me, so I don't know.

We just have to give it a shot and try I guess. WHy not.

Better to have tried and failed than never tried at all. Right?

Not for the lazy like myself. If I feel I might not succeed I don't even waste my time.

[T Park]

I'm still envious of CuckingFunt for having seen live tapings of Saved by the Bell.

Damn....

Saw the brunette chick in person!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I even got to hug Mario Lopez at one of the tapings.

Not Zack, though. He was a douche.

I would give a kidney to be within arms reach of Kelly Kapowski.

[T Park]

Not for the lazy like myself. If I feel I might not succeed I don't even waste my time.


Hmm. There is alot of merit to that attitude though.

[MiamiHeat]

right.

as i said, if there is emotional happiness/long-term potential there, then it's worth it and it can last as long as it has to. if two people love each other truly, do whatever you have to do and wait for as long as you have to. there is no time limit.


btw, i am too lazy to look. but how did this thread go from free razorblades to dating advice? lol

[T Park]

I would give a kidney to be within arms reach of Kelly Kapowski.

I'd give an arm to cop a feel.

[T Park]

right.

as i said, if there is emotional happiness/long-term potential there, then it's worth it and it can last as long as it has to. if two people love each other truly, do whatever you have to do and wait for as long as you have to. there is no time limit.

Yeah.

thanks for the uplifting words.

Guess I should hit the hey. Got a 4.5 hour drive and all :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

right.

as i said, if there is emotional happiness/long-term potential there, then it's worth it and it can last as long as it has to. if two people love each other truly, do whatever you have to do and wait for as long as you have to. there is no time limit.


btw, i am too lazy to look. but how did this thread go from free razorblades to dating advice? lol

How?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I started listening to King Diamond albums because they were comical and amusing but now I think it's borderline genius stuff. How the fuck did that happen?

[T Park]

:lol

The quattro is probobly one of the greatest things to ever hit the internets since porn.

[Dr. Gonzo]

It's like Purple Rain. I watched because it's cheesyness was amusing but after everytime I watch it I keep thinking that Prince deserves an Oscar.

[CuckingFunt]

IMO theres more to a relationship than just sex.

Obviously, we've went out a couple times, and its still in the learning phase. I really like her, and she likes me, so I don't know.

We just have to give it a shot and try I guess. WHy not.

Better to have tried and failed than never tried at all. Right?

So, then, I take it your initial question was just a set-up to brag about your relationship, rather than an actual request for feedback?

[T Park]

I started listening to King Diamond albums because they were comical and amusing but now I think it's borderline genius stuff. How the fuck did that happen?

One word.

Detox.

[T Park]

So, then, I take it your initial question was just a set-up to brag about your relationship, rather than an actual request for feedback?

No, i was just seeing if it was nuts, or it could work.

Sorry, I'll try and limit my advice requests from now on....

[CuckingFunt]

It's like Purple Rain. I watched because it's cheesyness was amusing but after everytime I watch it I keep thinking that Prince deserves an Oscar.

I wouldn't start to worry unless this becomes your reaction to Under the Cherry Moon.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Grandma' take a look
What do You think of the house and
the silvery moon?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wouldn't start to worry unless this becomes your reaction to Under the Cherry Moon.

I honestly think Vanilla Ice deserves an Oscar for Cool as Ice.

That movie is so terrible it's fucking brilliant. His thinking montage towards the end of the movie is one of the greatest moments in cinematic history. And I'm not saying that to be ironic. I seriously think it's genius.

[MiamiHeat]

this is a good time to enlighten spurstalk about the awesomeness of STRAIGHT RAZORS!!!

they last a lifetime, you learn to sharpen them yourself, and they give you the BEST shave possible.

on top of that, you get better skin because of the exfoliating action the close shave that the straight blade gives you.

i do it myself. it's awesome. i don't buy razors anymore. i just re-sharpen my blade and i can be proud of it.

AND it's a throwback to how we used to shave. just be careful with it :) they are sophisticated and elegant and make you look more cultured, too.

[CuckingFunt]

No, i was just seeing if it was nuts, or it could work.

Sorry, I'll try and limit my advice requests from now on....

You don't have to limit anything on my account. Do what you want.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Rocky had a training montage and that was Oscar worthy. Why can't Vanilla Ice's thinking montage be Oscar worthy as well?

[CuckingFunt]

I have never seen Cool as Ice.

[Dr. Gonzo]

You have not lived.

[CuckingFunt]

You have not lived.

This is true.

[Dr. Gonzo]

9WQEsEv1Dec

You can't tell me this isn't brilliant.

[timvp]

I wish ice would freeze faster. I can't drink luke warm iced tea.

I can't drink luke warm ice tea either.

[CuckingFunt]

You can't tell me this isn't brilliant.

Well, I can...


... but I'd be lying.

[Dr. Gonzo]

They should have a reverse microwave. Something that freezes things as fast as a microwave heats things up.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Today will be 111 days since my last drink.

That's a loooooooooooong fucking time.

[Kori Ellis]

Today will be 111 days since my last drink.

That's a loooooooooooong fucking time.

Congratulations.

By the ways, when is your wedding date?

Who is getting married first, you two, The Truth/Ginofan or Angel Luv/Remingtonbo?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Thanks. :tu

We get married on March 13th. I don't know who is coming first though.

[Kori Ellis]

Thanks. :tu

We get married on March 13th. I don't know who is coming first though.

Hmm... I think you might be first. Are you nervous? Are you getting married at a church? I think you should wear something like this:

http://dallasvintageshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/hi_fashion_suit.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

The only thing I'm nervous about is being the focus of a large group of people for the day. We are getting married at the Little Church of La Villita downtown.

And I wanted a suit something like that but the idea was quickly shot down. I was looking at a sweet zoot suit but no dice.

[Kori Ellis]

The only thing I'm nervous about is being the focus of a large group of people for the day. We are getting married at the Little Church of La Villita downtown.

And I wanted a suit something like that but the idea was quickly shot down. I was looking at a sweet zoot suit but no dice.

That's a cute church.

Maybe she'll still let you wear the hat ;)

[mrsmaalox]

The only thing I'm nervous about is being the focus of a large group of people for the day. We are getting married at the Little Church of La Villita downtown.

And I wanted a suit something like that but the idea was quickly shot down. I was looking at a sweet zoot suit but no dice.

Wedding was definitely one of the scariest things I've ever done in my life. Being the center of attention for an entire day is extremely uncomfortable and difficult. If I had to do it over again, I would get married but not have a wedding. In reality, a wedding is something we do for others (our families) and doesn't enhance your personal relationship in any way. I would have preferred it to be just about us.

[ashbeeigh]

I've pretty much come to the conclusion that I'm going to live a very long and happy life as a cat lady. Not a hoarding cat lady...three cats tops. But a cat lady nonetheless.

[RashoFan]

IWjqvVZpHlQ

Jay doing the "wild horses/silence of the lambs" thing always gets me to laugh.... Thanks Steven/Midge...I needed to laugh.

[RashoFan]

I wish ice would freeze faster. I can't drink luke warm iced tea.

I can't drink luke warm ice tea either.

Put the warm (iced) tea into a closed container and then aim a fire extinguisher at the container for about 10 seconds......voila, tea has been chilled and you didn't have to wait for ice...

[ORION]

Its nothing that a good old fasion butthole massage can't fix

[ORION]

Shake as a black guy is hilarious!!! Shake like me jumped into my top 3.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Its nothing that a good old fasion butthole massage can't fix

That wasn't a response to timvp's cold ice tea problem, was it?

[ATRAIN]

fuck you Orion fuck you!!

[ashbeeigh]

fuck you Orion fuck you!!

I have six right now. The Houston game killed me. I'm still behind 3 games though.

[Biernutz]

I've pretty much come to the conclusion that I'm going to live a very long and happy life as a cat lady. Not a hoarding cat lady...three cats tops. But a cat lady nonetheless.

Sure Ashbeeigh --it always starts with one.


http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/cat.jpg

[ATRAIN]

I have six right now. The Houston game killed me. I'm still behind 3 games though.

Its over and now I own your title under your name!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Its over and now I own your title under your name!!!

That wasn't the bet! And not until February.

[ATRAIN]

That wasn't the bet! And not until February.

It was a sig bet but sig and title under the name..........whats the difference.

[CuckingFunt]

Shake as a black guy is hilarious!!! Shake like me jumped into my top 3.

I don't know if I could give it top 3 status, but it's definitely up there.

[tonylongoriafan]

I've pretty much come to the conclusion that I'm going to live a very long and happy life as a cat lady. Not a hoarding cat lady...three cats tops. But a cat lady nonetheless.

i have two basset hounds...used to have three but only have to now...am i the guy with the dogs?

[ORION]

I don't know if I could give it top 3 status, but it's definitely up there.

no way ! come on his grill said Thug Life

[Dr. Gonzo]

Construction workers are invading my office. I hope I don't see any ass crack. That wouldn't be good. That wouldn't be good at all.

[ORION]

Construction workers are invading my office. I hope I don't see any ass crack. That wouldn't be good. That wouldn't be good at all.

If you give one a 6 pack they will construct you a new desk with a jacuzzi tub.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What's a jacuzzi tube?

[ORION]

What's a jacuzzi tube?

:lol
shit I did it again. tub

[I. Hustle]

It's a tube that fits under your desk and delivers jacuzzi action. You know... a jacuzzi tube.

[ORION]

It's a tube that fits under your desk and delivers jacuzzi action. You know... a jacuzzi tube.

I'll jacuzzi tube your face ! :lol

[I. Hustle]

:lol Did you get a visual

[ORION]

:lol Did you get a visual

yeah ,me breaking off a tube from a jacuzzi pump and smashing you in the face

[I. Hustle]

yeah ,me breaking off a tube from a jacuzzi pump and smashing you in the face

Oh you

[ORION]

I just don't feel like working. I will let the work come to me

[ORION]

one of my favorites just asked me if I had anything to eat. I wanted to say "yeah I have a cream filled burrito for you" so bad

[I. Hustle]

You should have told him.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think you two are gay for each other.

[ORION]

You should have told him.
This was a very fine woman. I know for you girls are icky


I think you two are gay for each other.
maybe. I think he knows me but doesn't say anything. Maybe I banged his sister one time or something

[I. Hustle]

maybe. I think he knows me but doesn't say anything. Maybe I banged his sister one time or something

My sister is old.

[I. Hustle]

I think you two are gay for each other.

I'm just using him to get to you.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm just using him to get to you.

You slut.

[ORION]

My sister is old.

and ?

[ORION]

I'm just using him to get to you.

you have to go through Batman to get to him

[CuckingFunt]

I got bitten by a baby black widow and now I think my leg is going to fall off.

[ORION]

I got bitten by a baby black widow and now I think my leg is going to fall off.

was it radioactive ? If it was you're either going to turn into a black chick, get super powers or die.

oh and you might want to go to the ER

[Dr. Gonzo]

I got bitten by a baby black widow and now I think my leg is going to fall off.

pics or it didn't happen

[CuckingFunt]

was it radioactive ? If it was you're either going to turn into a black chick, get super powers or die.

oh and you might want to go to the ER

The bite was a couple days ago, so if anything exciting were going to happen, I think it probably would have already done so by now.

[ORION]

she sent it to me so I could post it.......


http://www.badspiderbites.com/images/brown-recluse-leg-bite.jpeg

[CuckingFunt]

she sent it to me so I could post it.......

Firstly, ew.

Secondly, my legs aren't hairy.

[ORION]

It happened a couple days ago, so if anything exciting were going to happen, I think it probably would have already done so by now.

Was this the culprit?

http://www.cbe.uidaho.edu/tgordon/Funny%20Photos/SpiderPug.JPG

[ORION]

Firstly, ew.

Secondly, my legs aren't hairy.

hair is a side effect

[I. Hustle]

SHIT you bastard. I can't deal with seeing skin diseases and shit like that. It makes me itch all over and nauseous. Like that stupid ass tree man preview they show on discovery or whatever channel it is. DAMNIT!

[ORION]

SHIT you bastard. I can't deal with seeing skin diseases and shit like that. It makes me itch all over and nauseous. Like that stupid ass tree man preview they show on discovery or whatever channel it is. DAMNIT!

gahey

[Dr. Gonzo]

SHIT you bastard. I can't deal with seeing skin diseases and shit like that. It makes me itch all over and nauseous. Like that stupid ass tree man preview they show on discovery or whatever channel it is. DAMNIT!

This guy?

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/growthmanR_450x594.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Suck my nuts you fag. SHIT!!! That is Fukkin gross!!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/images/2007/06/01/leishmaniaulcer.jpg
Suck my nuts you fag. SHIT!!! That is Fukkin gross!!!

[ORION]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ORION]

hey Hustle why don't you rub some lotion on this dude's foot


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4Rgiji5B-wE/Rglh-kuyGnI/AAAAAAAAAAU/cA5GTwrzlG4/s320/leprosy5

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, I missed a lot of stuff...

Midge, good luck to you and Sil. Congrats on the wedding.

(There, now that the fluff is done from the Quattro)

Insert random Mexican wedding joke here.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Man, I missed a lot of stuff...

Midge, good luck to you and Sil. Congrats on the wedding.

(There, now that the fluff is done from the Quattro)

Insert random Mexican wedding joke here.

Thanks!

[I. Hustle]

Fags

[ashbeeigh]

oh my god! You all are so gross.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://afrojacks.com/images/stories/girlderobe.gif

[mrsmaalox]

http://afrojacks.com/images/stories/girlderobe.gif

Dammit Steven!! You swore you weren't really filming that!!! Jackass....

[G-Nob]

This guy?

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/growthmanR_450x594.jpg

Well, at least he shops at the GAP.:lol

[I. Hustle]

Cut That Shit Out Already!

[mrsmaalox]

Cut That Shit Out Already!

Gawd you're a wimp! Ever seen a guy with gangrene of the eyeball? It's really nasty, but the worst part is after the eyeball has liquified, you have to deal with the green fuzz growing in the eye socket!! :vomit:

Ah yes, the good old days in the ICU, how I miss it :lol

[I. Hustle]

Gawd you're a wimp! Ever seen a guy with gangrene of the eyeball? It's really nasty, but the worst part is after the eyeball has liquified, you have to deal with the green fuzz growing in the eye socket!! :vomit:

Ah yes, the good old days in the ICU, how I miss it :lol

That stuff freaks me out. It makes me itch all over. If I have to look at something like that I will itch until I bleed.

[mrsmaalox]

That stuff freaks me out. It makes me itch all over. If I have to look at something like that I will itch until I bleed.

Hey you have little kids right? You'll be desensitized soon enough :rollin

[ORION]

I bet he gets grossed out when he sees a vagina

[mrsmaalox]

I bet he gets grossed out when he sees a vagina

Well there are some pretty messed up ones out there. I once witnessed little nymph roaches march out of a patient's vag! :spless:

[ashbeeigh]

eww! maalox! That's so gross. There's a reason why there is a show called "the untold stories of the ER."

[ORION]

Well there are some pretty messed up ones out there. I once witnessed little nymph roaches march out of a patient's vag! :spless:

did it come out saying " I can't breef"

[I. Hustle]

That is f'n gross

[Agitator]

Fuck, why doesn't this thread just die!!

DIE!!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Orion is Tim Duncan. :lmao

[G-Nob]

I thought Tim posted as "Merlin's merkin"?

[ORION]

Orion is Tim Duncan. :lmao

don't tell everyone, ok

[mrsmaalox]

Wow I never would have guessed Orion is really Tim Duncan. All this time I thought he was just some douchebag wasting his employer's time. Excellent cover :tu

[ORION]

Wow I never would have guessed Orion is really Tim Duncan. All this time I thought he was just some douchebag wasting his employer's time. Excellent cover :tu

Well I use his screen name from time to time. He is a good friend of mine that lives out in New Braunfels. He is a great guy and you shouldn't talk about him like that.

[Silver21_Black20]

You all have plans for tonight?

[I. Hustle]

I've been to Selma and I didn't see Orion. Isn't that where he lives?

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/images/2007/06/01/leishmaniaulcer.jpg

[ORION]

You all have plans for tonight?

well Amy and I are going over to Tony and Eva's place and light some sparklers but don't tell on us.

[ORION]

I've been to Selma and I didn't see Orion. Isn't that where he lives?

No he lives in New Braunfels. He told about you and your homosexual ways

[I. Hustle]

Freakin fag Steven bitch ass licker

[mrsmaalox]

You all have plans for tonight?

Yes. Party at a friend's house, which happens to be walking (stumbling?) distance from my house, very convenient.


I've been to Selma and I didn't see Orion. Isn't that where he lives?

I thought it was in Schertz.

[ashbeeigh]

Yes. Party at a friend's house, which happens to be walking (stumbling?) distance from my house, very convenient.



I thought it was in Schertz.

Schertz is right above Pants...which is actually right by Selma.

[ashbeeigh]

You all have plans for tonight?

Just going over to a friend's house to watch the ball drop. Nothing too exciting...hopefully.

[Vagina]

I bet he gets grossed out when he sees a vagina

I beg to differ.

[ORION]

I beg to differ.

oh my friend ORION posted that. I'll be sure to mention that to him.

[Silver21_Black20]

Just going over to a friend's house to watch the ball drop. Nothing too exciting...hopefully.

Don't you live right down the street from us?

[ashbeeigh]

Don't you live right down the street from us?

Across the way a bit.

[ashbeeigh]

That knee picture is just so gross. I want to puke every time is comes up.

[Silver21_Black20]

It's not that bad. I've seen worse.

[ashbeeigh]

well there is a reason why I'm not in the medical field..and that's one of them. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

well there is a reason why I'm not in the medical field..and that's one of them. :)

I couldn't be in the medical field either, broken arms and legs freak me out.

[0rion]

oh my friend ORION posted that. I'll be sure to mention that to him.

Mention what to me?

[Cupid]

Another success story. Good luck you two.

[ORION]

Mention what to me?

don't start

[0rion]

don't start


Start what? You said you needed to mention something to me and I want to know what it is.

[ORION]

I can't believe Tim let everyone know it was really him. He uses my login from time to time

[ORION]

Start what? You said you needed to mention something to me and I want to know what it is.

shut up

[0rion]

shut up


You are really starting to get on my nerves with all of your negativity.

I just need to get my jacuzzi tube and relax.

[ORION]

You are really starting to get on my nerves with all of your negativity.

I just need to get my jacuzzi tube and relax.

you'll be eating that jacuzzi tube

[Carl]

You are really starting to get on my nerves with all of your negativity.

I just need to get my jacuzzi tube and relax.

Listen you fruit! You're not the real deal ORION. Your dick is so small I bet you piss on your balls.

[ORION]

Listen you fruit! You're not the real deal ORION. Your dick is so small I bet you piss on your balls.

:lmao:lmao

[ORION]

No Hustle ? hmmm I wonder who Orion is ...

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[0rion]

Listen you fruit! You're not the real deal ORION. Your dick is so small I bet you piss on your balls.


I am Orion. Yes it is that small but it doesn't matter because I am a catcher not a pitcher

[0rion]

Here's a hint. Not Hustle

[ORION]

I am Orion. Yes it is that small but it doesn't matter because I am a catcher not a pitcher

wait! we are drawing for those prizes....stay tuned to see if I won anything

[ORION]

Here's a hint. Not Hustle

yeah right

[0rion]

yeah right


getting warmer

[ORION]

getting warmer

your mom's vagina is getting warmer

[0rion]

your mom's vagina is getting warmer


You a scolding hot.

[ORION]

fucking fuckyity fuck !

[ORION]

You a scolding hot.

shut up

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think 0RION is ORION.

[ashbeeigh]

"yeah right" may have been a good hint. Does ORION have a thing for lefty?

[ORION]

I think 0RION is ORION.

no 0RI0N is 0rion and OrIoN is oRiOn

[HustleMan]

Here's a hint. Not Hustle

I got some great deals right now.

[ORION]

I got some great deals right now.

Holy Shit ! This is not the time. I didn't win anything in the drawing so I'm not happy

[0rion]

I think 0RION is ORION.

You are on Fiyah!

[CuckingFunt]

So... have ORION and Hustle fucked yet?

[ORION]

So... have ORION and Hustle fucked yet?

does Mrs Hustle count ?

[CuckingFunt]

does Mrs Hustle count ?

Only to nine, from what I've heard.

[0rion]

Does anal count?

[I. Hustle]

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Stupid fags. I am training for a new job you assholes

[0rion]

:lol

[I. Hustle]

Only to nine, from what I've heard.

lick my balls

[I. Hustle]

does Mrs Hustle count ?

watch your mouth.

[0rion]

:lol don't get mad

[ORION]

Only to nine, from what I've heard.

:pctoss

[ORION]

Only to nine, from what I've heard.

well she definitely counted my 9

[CuckingFunt]

I just witnessed someone legitimately freak out over a video game. To the point I almost feel uncomfortable staying in the living room.

Pretty hilarious, really.

[ORION]

I just witnessed someone legitimately freak out over a video game. To the point I almost feel uncomfortable staying in the living room.

Pretty hilarious, really.

was it Anal Blazer

[CuckingFunt]

was it Anal Blazer

No. It was Midnight Club Los Angeles. And after the video game freak out, I actually got snapped at. Very dramatic.

[mrsmaalox]

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Stupid fags. I am training for a new job you assholes

Did you hear that Orion et al.? He's training his asshole. He'll be ready for you guys lickety split!

[ORION]

Did you hear that Orion et al.? He's training his asshole. He'll be ready for you guys lickety split!

which one are you talking about

[mrsmaalox]

which one are you talking about

Which ever Orion it applies to I guess. I don't know, I'm so confused!

[I. Hustle]

Did you hear that Orion et al.? He's training his asshole. He'll be ready for you guys lickety split!

I was about to get mad at you but that was pretty good for you.

[I. Hustle]

Hustle makes me massage the balls while I juice him!

I don't MAKE you do anything.

[ORION]

Which ever Orion it applies to I guess. I don't know, I'm so confused!

not it !

[mrsmaalox]

I was about to get mad at you but that was pretty good for you.

Why thank you. And who the hell are you anyway, my evaluator?

[I. Hustle]

If I were to make a troll for you I would have done it exactly opposite of you.

So it would have been something like maybe a vegetable as an avatar and maybe a serious movie for the sig and I would have made it like girls. The name would have been NOIRO.