Free Quattro Razor (18)

[I. Hustle]

looking over ladders

[ORION]

looking over ladders

Leaping over ledges

[ORION]

Leaping over ledges
So its a group suicide thing? Cool! I think you should do it

[ATRAIN]

I loved when they sang "Let's Get Ethical" together while exercising before her ethics class. That whole episode was funny. Meredith exchanges sex for steakhouse coupons and a discount on office supplies! :lol

Meridith reminds me of Maalox LMAO

[CuckingFunt]

what does LOL mean ?

Leprechaun of love.

[RashoFan]

"and that was the first time i got crabs"

I thought that line from the movie was"and that was the second time I got crabs"...
Time to dust off the dvd player right meow.

[RashoFan]

How would you rate the Broken Lizards movies?

Super Troopers: :tu
Club Dread: :td
Beerfest: haven't watched a good copy of the movie yet...

[RashoFan]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/chimairainc/1214674736950.jpg

Michaelangelo?

instead of saying Cowabunga...perhaps he says Cumabunga?

[RashoFan]

Jeff Dunham is one funny Mother Fucker for a guy that plays with dolls.

[ShoogarBear]

Losers On Line

[samikeyp]

Super Troopers: :tu
Club Dread: :td
Beerfest: haven't watched a good copy of the movie yet...

Beerfest was very funny.

[I. Hustle]

Lacey Orange Lingerie

[ATRAIN]

I thought that line from the movie was"and that was the second time I got crabs"...
Time to dust off the dvd player right meow.

I stand corrected you are right Rasho, thank you meow.


Super Troopers: :tu
Club Dread: :td
Beerfest: haven't watched a good copy of the movie yet...


Beerfest was very funny.

Beerfest was hilarious.
Supertroopers was the best.
Club Dread had its funny moments but for the most part it fails.

[peewee's lovechild]

Super Troopers: :tu
Club Dread: :td
Beerfest: haven't watched a good copy of the movie yet...

Beerfest kicks ass.

"I like mustard on my sausage."

[peewee's lovechild]

Jeff Dunham is one funny Mother Fucker for a guy that plays with dolls.

One of his dolls looks like Joe Biden.

[florige]

Beerfest kicks ass.

"I like mustard on my sausage."



PW where the hell have you been man?

[peewee's lovechild]

PW where the hell have you been man?

I've been waiting for you to show up so I can say:



I TOLD YOU!!



Your Ravens got killed!

[florige]

I've been waiting for you to show up so I can say:



I TOLD YOU!!



Your Ravens got killed!



I know man! That score should have been more than it was. I barely want to watch the Super Bowl. I know I'm not watching any of the media day crap I can tell you that much.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know man! That score should have been more than it was. I barely want to watch the Super Bowl. I know I'm not watching any of the media day crap I can tell you that much.

I just hope it isn't a blow out.

I have a feeling Troy Polomalu will have 5 INTs.

[florige]

I just hope it isn't a blow out.

I have a feeling Troy Polomalu will have 5 INTs.


I think if that primadona Bolden comes to play, I think the Cards have a legitimate shot. Flacco made crucial mistakes in throwing to where he was. Warner won't make that same mistake.

[mrsmaalox]

Meridith reminds me of Maalox LMAO

Wow, he thinks about me constantly :spin

[ORION]

where has shoog been? I guess he has been hard at work trying to filter the herpes out of the system. He comes later ,talks shit then leaves

[ORION]

Wow, he thinks about me constantly :spin

yeah that is pretty creepy

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow, he thinks about me constantly :spin

But, you really are like Meridith.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think if that primadona Bolden comes to play, I think the Cards have a legitimate shot. Flacco made crucial mistakes in throwing to where he was. Warner won't make that same mistake.

Make another sig bet with Mel.

[florige]

Make another sig bet with Mel.



Nah I'm done with that. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion, get me a job.

I'd be fired at the end of the day, but it would be a dream come true.

[ORION]

Orion, get me a job.

I'd be fired at the end of the day, but it would be a dream come true.

but the owner is a UTSA grad and loves football.

[peewee's lovechild]

but the owner is a UTSA grad and loves football.

:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Those UTSA pillow biters are fucking funny.

[ORION]

Those UTSA pillow biters are fucking funny.

yeah. Have you been "approached" yet ?

[mrsmaalox]

But, you really are like Meridith.

Well then I guess that's a compliment because people around here sure do like that show. I've never seen it. :)

[I. Hustle]

Meredith is the hot one. She is f'n sexy but has a slight drinking problem.

[peewee's lovechild]

yeah. Have you been "approached" yet ?

No.

They don't like dealing with straight men.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well then I guess that's a compliment because people around here sure do like that show. I've never seen it. :)

Yes.

You're right.

[mrsmaalox]

Yes.

You're right.

Bite me.

[ORION]

No.

They don't like dealing with straight men.

that is funny because I'm sure you two would be very easy to find

[ATRAIN]

Wow, he thinks about me constantly :spin

only when I think about desperate slutty whores who are annoying and ugly!!


Meredith.

[peewee's lovechild]

Bite me.

Your sagging tits?

[peewee's lovechild]

that is funny because I'm sure you two would be very easy to find

No shit.

But, gays just talk about confrontation.

They like to shout.
They think it scares people.

[ATRAIN]

No shit.

But, gays just talk about confrontation.

They like to shout.
They think it scares people.

That would be funny if one of these fuckers lost it and went after midge and pee wee. I can see the news headlines now. Spurstalk.com feud turned bloody. On the lighter side of the news UTSA football will suck for 20 or more years.

[ashbeeigh]

mother fucker. I hate mountain cedar. I hate the fact that I get sick after everyone else too.

[ATRAIN]

mother fucker. I hate mountain cedar. I hate the fact that I get sick after everyone else too.

If you need me to check your temperature let me know.

[peewee's lovechild]

That would be funny if one of these fuckers lost it and went after midge and pee wee. I can see the news headlines now. Spurstalk.com feud turned bloody. On the lighter side of the news UTSA football will suck for 20 or more years.

:lol

UTSA football is going to suck ass.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh crap! There's something in my right eye blinding me!

Ha luckily I can still see my keyboard! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Oh crap! There's something in my right eye blinding me!

Ha luckily I can still see my keyboard! :lol

lucky us :bang

[mrsmaalox]

lucky us :bang

:D

[ashbeeigh]

If you need me to check your temperature let me know.

I'll make sure to cough all over you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh crap! There's something in my right eye blinding me!


It's called a cock.

[ATRAIN]

Would you guys make out or bang someone that was sick and you knew you were going to get sick from them. Sicking being a cold or the flu, not the aids or the herp? Or would you turn them down?

[ORION]

It's called a cock.

I just pictured a rooster pecking her eye

[mrsmaalox]

It's called a cock.

Oh quit trying to trick me. You told me that little nub thing you have is a cock. This is so much larger!

[ashbeeigh]

Would you guys make out or bang someone that was sick and you knew you were going to get sick from them. Sicking being a cold or the flu, not the aids or the herp? Or would you turn them down?

This question reminds me of the episode of Friends where Monica is sick and i super horny and can't, for the life of her, get Chandler to have sex with her because she is so sick. She tries to make vapor rub all sexy and takes all this medicine and nothing works.

[ORION]

Would you guys make out or bang someone that was sick and you knew you were going to get sick from them. Sicking being a cold or the flu, not the aids or the herp? Or would you turn them down?

that is the gayest question I've heard today

[CuckingFunt]

Would you guys make out or bang someone that was sick and you knew you were going to get sick from them. Sicking being a cold or the flu, not the aids or the herp? Or would you turn them down?

Depends on the person.

[mrsmaalox]

that is the gayest question I've heard today

Consider the source.

[jman3000]

ATRAIN strikes me as a guy, who in school, would write his teachers these types of messages: "Have you ever kissed a guy? Please circle yes or no"

"If you did kiss a guy, did you kiss him on the lips?"

[to21]

That would be funny if one of these fuckers lost it and went after midge and pee wee. I can see the news headlines now. Spurstalk.com feud turned bloody. On the lighter side of the news UTSA football will suck for 20 or more years.Shit once I banged this one girl from the back as she puked in a can by her bed.

It happens....

[ORION]

Shit once I banged this one girl from the back as she puked in a can by her bed.

It happens....

puking because you disgusted her so much?

[mrsmaalox]

Shit once I banged this one girl from the back as she puked in a can by her bed.

It happens....

And it didn't affect your performance? :wow

[jman3000]

Shit once I banged this one girl from the back as she puked in a can by her bed.

It happens....

That's what happens when the only tail you can score comes from hepatitis infected hookers.

[ORION]

that reminds me of roy munson

[jman3000]

Mrs. M is such an attention whore it hurts my head.

[CuckingFunt]

Mrs. M is such an attention whore it hurts my head.

Really? I hadn't noticed.

[peewee's lovechild]

.

[jman3000]

how old are you people?

[peewee's lovechild]

how old are you people?

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Hey, ATRAIN . . .

One of the UTSA fags called Steven to talk shit.

You should call him up and talk shit to him.

His name is Del Cid Keller and his number is 210-387-1832.

LOL whats his poster name?

[CuckingFunt]

how old are you people?

Old enough to know how impressive it is to rule the interwebs. That's why ATRAIN is still so proud of having scared off Don Quixote.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Of all the fucked up shit I've done on the site from threatening to burn people alive and wishing cancer on people, I get phone call threats for making fun of the UTSA football team. :lmao

[ATRAIN]

Shit once I banged this one girl from the back as she puked in a can by her bed.

It happens....

Nice....... I once had sex with a chick who had strep throat. She was asking me if I was sure if I wanted to do this cause I would get sick. I said fuck yes cause she was hot. I was sick for a week when I did end up getting sick but I would do it again in a heartbeat.

[ATRAIN]

Old enough to know how impressive it is to rule the interwebs. That's why ATRAIN is still so proud of having scared off Don Quixote.

I dont think it was just me. It was the combo of Midge, Peewee, and myself. Yes Im fucking proud of that shit.

[ATRAIN]

Of all the fucked up shit I've done on the site from threatening to burn people alive and wishing cancer on people, I get phone call threats for making fun of the UTSA football team. :lmao

YESSSS THATS AWESOME. To be honest if you would have met up back when I was a newb and threatening you, I would have showed up. I really did inquire about us having our boxing match.

[jman3000]

Y'all should meet at the playground at 5, and settle this like real men.

[CuckingFunt]

YESSSS THATS AWESOME. To be honest if you would have met up back when I was a newb and threatening you, I would have showed up. I really did inquire about us having our boxing match.

Dude... it's a computer.

[ORION]

Of all the fucked up shit I've done on the site from threatening to burn people alive and wishing cancer on people, I get phone call threats for making fun of the UTSA football team. :lmao

wishing cancer was classic :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://360.kombo.com/images/content/news/internet_serious_business.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Mrs. M is such an attention whore it hurts my head.

Freakin' hypochondriac! "it hurts my head" "my finger hurts" "I think I have TB" whine, whine, whine....

[jman3000]

Freakin' hypochondriac! "it hurts my head" "my finger hurts" "I think I have TB" whine, whine, whine....

Those 3 things took place over an entire year...

[ATRAIN]

Dude... it's a computer.

Yeah I know but I really do have anger issues sometimes and I do like violence so put those 2 together and yeah you get e threats. Ive gotten better and have joined the dark side with Obi-wan MIdge.

[ORION]

Y'all should meet at the playground at 5, and settle this like real men.

don't be talking shit about the playground ! Thats my playground. I'll fight you to the death for it. Meet me at the monkey bars

[ATRAIN]

Those 3 things took place over an entire year...

J dont let her talk to you like that. Treat her like all your other hood rats.

[ORION]

Yeah I know but I really do have anger issues sometimes and I do like violence so put those 2 together and yeah you get e threats. Ive gotten better and have joined the dark side with Obi-wan MIdge.

sounds like your uncle tallied your wacker too many times

[ORION]

I think I might call steven just to fuck around. I may prank call someone by the end of the day.

[ATRAIN]

sounds like your uncle tallied your wacker too many times

LOL with all the fucked up things my uncles made me do that wasnt one of them. I smoked my first cig when I was 3. Drank my first beer at 5. They used to make me flash people my junk when I was young too. They never touched me in places though.........well either that or I blocked it out.

[ATRAIN]

I think I might call steven just to fuck around. I may prank call someone by the end of the day.

Its pretty funny how many spurstalk posters phone numbers I have.

[mrsmaalox]

Those 3 things took place over an entire year...

Oh okay.

[ORION]

LOL with all the fucked up things my uncles made me do that wasnt one of them. I smoked my first cig when I was 3. Drank my first beer at 5. They used to make me flash people my junk when I was young too. They never touched me in places though.........well either that or I blocked it out.

you blocked it out. Let me paint a quick picture. You and him playing mike tysons punch out then he turns to you and says " Wow, soda popinski has some nice pecks. What do you got going under your shirt?"

[jman3000]

ATRAIN just left the door open for the possibility of his uncles molesting him.

:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I might call steven just to fuck around. I may prank call someone by the end of the day.

Call the UTSA fag.

[CuckingFunt]

ATRAIN just left the door open for the possibility of his uncles molesting him.

:lmao

I wouldn't make fun of that.




Boasting about internet victories and digits is still fair game, though.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN just left the door open for the possibility of his uncles molesting him.

:lmao

This is coming from the guy that was begging to show me his dick over xbox live

[I. Hustle]

lmao mma

[ORION]

This is coming from the guy that was begging to show me his dick over xbox live

Whaaaa?!??!

[ORION]

"After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha, ha, ha!"

[I. Hustle]

Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?

[ATRAIN]

Whaaaa?!??!

Jmann was trying to virtually rape me over xbox live

[ATRAIN]

Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?



lol

[I. Hustle]

" I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised."

[CuckingFunt]

I just learned that you can buy booze at Costco without a membership. Why did I not know this before?

[I. Hustle]

I just learned that you can buy booze at Costco without a membership. Why did I not know this before?

Because you never read any of my threads before telling you that you can.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I used to buy $7.50 half gallons of Texas Spirit vodka from there. That was the shittiest vodka I've ever had.

[jman3000]

I just learned that you can buy booze at Costco without a membership. Why did I not know this before?

costco sells its liquor through a contractor. that's why. if you want to buy beer you have to have a membership.

[ATRAIN]

I just learned that you can buy booze at Costco without a membership. Why did I not know this before?

Really? BAD ASS!! They have good deals at times, but I think Specs is still better.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel like a dope for spending all that money on normal sized bottles of vodka, instead of family sized jugs.

[ORION]

I was playing Ping Pong in Ding Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. It turns out, these arent the types of guys who like to lose. When i beat them, they beat me. They worked me over pretty good, and this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass, ive been shitting pancakes ever since..

[ORION]

I feel like a dope for spending all that money on normal sized bottles of vodka, instead of family sized jugs.

you said family sized jugs

[ATRAIN]

I was playing Ping Pong in Ding Dang. A high stakes game in some opium den. It turns out, these arent the types of guys who like to lose. When i beat them, they beat me. They worked me over pretty good, and this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass, ive been shitting pancakes ever since..

It wasnt the handle

[I. Hustle]

costco sells its liquor through a contractor. that's why. if you want to buy beer you have to have a membership.

They sometimes sell some beers in there. I buy Tecate there sometimes.

[I. Hustle]

I feel like a dope for spending all that money on normal sized bottles of vodka, instead of family sized jugs.

See. Sometimes I bring some informative stuff. You could have been saving money.

[CuckingFunt]

See. Sometimes I bring some informative stuff. You could have been saving money.

Indeed. If I missed that information earlier, that's my bad.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I know a dude that used to drink a handle of vodka a day along with about 10-20 xanax. lol

[ATRAIN]

Freakin' hypochondriac! "it hurts my head" "my finger hurts" "I think I have TB" whine, whine, whine....


Those 3 things took place over an entire year...


Oh okay.

Be carefull Jman she might cry to Viva that your making fun of her.

[I. Hustle]

I know a dude that has twenty pairs of cowboy boots.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just learned that you can buy booze at Costco without a membership. Why did I not know this before?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :downspin:


costco sells its liquor through a contractor. that's why. if you want to buy beer you have to have a membership.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
:depressed

[jman3000]

I know a dude who was born premature and only has half a colon.

He has the smelliest farts you've ever imagined. They literally suck the air out of the room and last forever.

[ORION]

I know a dude that used to drink a handle of vodka a day along with about 10-20 xanax. lol

bullshit ! one time a friend of mine went to a club and I took a couple of xanax and had a few beers and I swear the next thing I remember was waking up in my bed at 10:30am the next morning. I panicked and called him because I was the one who drove and my car was there. He said yeah everything was cool you drove me home and then you left. I had amnesia

[Dr. Gonzo]

I know a dude that has twenty pairs of cowboy boots.

Why would anyone need twenty pairs of cowboy boots?

[ORION]

Why would anyone need twenty pairs of cowboy boots?

if he is part caterpillar

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

you said family sized jugs

So did you.

[ORION]

So did you.

yeah but I was talking about boobies

[CuckingFunt]

I once knew a guy who, um... did some stuff... that was really neat.


Oh, fuck it. I got nothing.

[Dr. Gonzo]

if he is part caterpillar

:lmao

[jman3000]

I once knew a guy who, um... did some stuff... that was really neat.


Oh, fuck it. I got nothing.

I'm entranced. Please tell me more.

[ORION]

I once knew a guy who, um... did some stuff... that was really neat.


Oh, fuck it. I got nothing.

oh come on I'm sure you can think of something

[CuckingFunt]

yeah but I was talking about boobies

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6022/dancingbluefootedboobyix5.jpg

[to21]

puking because you disgusted her so much?No because I was up in them guts.

[to21]

That's what happens when the only tail you can score comes from hepatitis infected hookers.Herpes, she had herpes.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm entranced. Please tell me more.


oh come on I'm sure you can think of something

Now there's too much pressure.

[I. Hustle]

Why would anyone need twenty pairs of cowboy boots?

He manages Sheplers.

[ORION]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6022/dancingbluefootedboobyix5.jpg

:lol
It looks like he is letting out a big bird fart

[ORION]

He manages Sheplers.

I would serious not have him as a friend anymore

[I. Hustle]

I would serious not have him as a friend anymore

I said I know a dude not I have this friend who.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol
It looks like he is letting out a big bird fart

It is a Blue Footed Booby, and that is their dance.

[ORION]

It is a Blue Footed Booby, and that is their dance.

yeah, the fart dance

[ORION]

I said I know a dude not I have this friend who.

well I would stop knowing this dude if I was you

[to21]

bullshit ! one time a friend of mine went to a club and I took a couple of xanax and had a few beers and I swear the next thing I remember was waking up in my bed at 10:30am the next morning. I panicked and called him because I was the one who drove and my car was there. He said yeah everything was cool you drove me home and then you left. I had amnesiaAfter he ass raped you.

[I. Hustle]

well I would stop knowing this dude if I was you

Oh ok that makes sense.

Do you hate Sheplers?

[ORION]

After he ass raped you.

no. I don't have friends like that. thats why you and I don't hang out.

[ORION]

Oh ok that makes sense.

Do you hate Sheplers?

yes! When I was a kid my mom used to try and take me there. I would stay in the car and say not to get me anything

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Boobies and dancing, huh?
This sounds like a recipe for greatness.

[to21]

no. I don't have friends like that. thats why you and I don't hang out.Ur right I wouldn't give you Xanax just a jar of KY.

[CuckingFunt]

Boobies and dancing, huh?
This sounds like a recipe for greatness.

Especially the blue feet.

[EricB]

Whats so bad about sheplers?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I gotta get one of these.

jqzVwuNKPmc

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hey T Park, any progress on the bacon wrapped chili dogs I proposed during the fantasy draft?

[to21]

lol

[CuckingFunt]

I gotta get one of these.

jqzVwuNKPmc

She needs some more moves.

[ORION]

Whats so bad about sheplers?

the name

[Dr. Gonzo]

She needs some more moves.

She is probably a young, inexperienced stripper that just started out. I'm sure after a couple of years of alcohol and coke abuse along with many VIP room visits, she will add more moves.

[Melmart1]

I only read part of the utsa thread, but seriously ... threatening phone calls over a football program that hasn't fielded a team yet? Some people need to get their priorities straight.

And I gotta read the rest of that thread!

[CuckingFunt]

She is probably a young, inexperienced stripper that just started out. I'm sure after a couple of years of alcohol and coke abuse along with many VIP room visits, she will add more moves.

I'll wait to buy one, then.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

She is probably a young, inexperienced stripper that just started out. I'm sure after a couple of years of alcohol and coke abuse along with many VIP room visits, she will add more moves.

You forgot to add that she needs to blurp out a pup or two.

[Melmart1]

You forgot to add that she needs to blurp out a pup or two.

That would necessitate a c-section scar. And if she was from some parts of San Antonio, a knife or gunshot wound.

[Melmart1]

WOW! It is sad, those UTSA guys are the only ones laughing at their 'jokes.' Is this what passes for humor at UTSA? And if so, why wasn't peewee a student there?

[jman3000]

sheplers doesnt make cowboy hats big enough for my head.

they stop at like 7... my huge as head is almost an 8.

[ATRAIN]

LMAO Roadies4life was the poster who's number was published hahahah. What a fucking idiot!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

LMAO Roadies4life was the poster who's number was published hahahah. What a fucking idiot!!

I want to know if anyone called his stupid ass!

[Melmart1]

Oh, and :lmao at the maalox/meredith comparisons. That is gold. I.Hissy must have really low standards if he thinks Meredith is hot.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I bet Meredith is a good lay.

[ATRAIN]

I want to know if anyone called his stupid ass!

He posted in the thread for them to delete his personal info
and to please stop recieving texts LMAO

[Melmart1]

I want to know if anyone called his stupid ass!

My internet phone used to say 'unavailable' but now they have the option of displaying your phone number (though I don't think your name shows). I wonder if I can go to the Web site and change it back to 'unavailable' ... hmmm ...

[ATRAIN]

Oh, and :lmao at the maalox/meredith comparisons. That is gold. I.Hissy must have really low standards if he thinks Meredith is hot.

What is even funnier she said it was a compliment and doesnt even know why we called her that LMAO.

[Melmart1]

I bet Meredith is a good lay.

That still wouldn't make her hot. Just like the Hilary Swank debate from last night's episode.

[ORION]

steven, that needs to be your sig now

[ATRAIN]

That still wouldn't make her hot. Just like the Hilary Swank debate from last night's episode.

LOL........Hey Maalox where are our free steak coupons?

[Melmart1]

He posted in the thread for them to delete his personal info
and to please stop recieving texts LMAO

Wait ... so its OK for him to call and harass, but when it gets turned around he can't take it? :rolleyes Even more pathetic than I thought.

And since when is peewee 120lbs like they say in that thread? How long have I been gone from here for that to have happened?

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait ... so its OK for him to call and harass, but when it gets turned around he can't take it? :rolleyes Even more pathetic than I thought.

And since when is peewee 120lbs like they say in that thread? How long have I been gone from here for that to have happened?

He called my boss and my boss was pissed off.

He told me to quit that shit.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

He called my boss and my boss was pissed off.

He told me to quit that shit.

What a butthurt little bitch!
That's awesome!
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ATRAIN]

LMAO damn I should have saved his number.

[Melmart1]

He called my boss and my boss was pissed off.

He told me to quit that shit.

He? I thought your boss was the Scottish woman who smelled like haggis?

And that is the ULTIMATE pussy move, trying to get you in trouble at work. Over a few comments on the internet.

[to21]

LMAO damn I should have saved his number.
It got quoted, didn't it?

Look before someone takes it down.

[peewee's lovechild]

He? I thought your boss was the Scottish woman who smelled like haggis?

And that is the ULTIMATE pussy move, trying to get you in trouble at work. Over a few comments on the internet.

No.

The Scott used to be Steven's boss.
We got some new dude who's our boss.
He's cool but this kinda pissed him off.

And yea, it was a real pussy move.

I guess that's how UTSA Alumni do things.

[to21]

What a dick, that's a bitch move.

Did Steven get in trouble also?

[peewee's lovechild]

What a dick, that's a bitch move.

Did Steven get in trouble also?

I don't know, our boss is talking to him right now.

[ATRAIN]

I don't know, our boss is talking to him right now.

LOL DAMN that guy Del should be banned from ST.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I got a good talking to.

[Melmart1]

I don't know, our boss is talking to him right now.

Then I am sure he is getting into trouble. The only reason you should get into trouble over this is for doing it on company time. You are entitled to your opinion, even if it gives lebomb or roadies an anal fissure. That's their issue, not yours.

[ATRAIN]

I got a good talking to.

What did your boss say?

[ORION]

I don't know, our boss is talking to him right now.

I bet Steven is saying " SpursTalk? I don't even like basketball"

[Dr. Gonzo]

What did your boss say?

Pretty much same shit he told peewee.

It's cool. It's done.

[Melmart1]

No.

The Scott used to be Steven's boss.
We got some new dude who's our boss.
He's cool but this kinda pissed him off.

And yea, it was a real pussy move.

I guess that's how UTSA Alumni do things.

Ah, so the Asian was your boss. Do you miss the smell of ramen?

[ORION]

The same thing happened to Batman

[peewee's lovechild]

Then I am sure he is getting into trouble. The only reason you should get into trouble over this is for doing it on company time. You are entitled to your opinion, even if it gives lebomb or roadies an anal fissure. That's their issue, not yours.

Yea, he went on about that.

It's too bad these UTSA douches are so gay that way.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ah, so the Asian was your boss. Do you miss the smell of ramen?

She's moved up the career ladder.

We got this new guy who's pretty cool.

I still keep ramen noodle scented spray to remind me of her.

[ORION]

Thats fucked up. phones can be changed so easy but losing a job is something completely different

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I bet Steven is saying " SpursTalk? I don't even like basketball"

:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Thats fucked up. phones can be changed so easy but losing a job is something completely different

As Maximus said in Gladiator:

"I'll have my revenge, in this life or the next."

[ATRAIN]

hey you know what I dont care what happens Steven and Peewee have reached and Epic level that most of us will never reach and im glad I was there to lend a helping hand. BRAVO

[Melmart1]

You guys are lucky you have such a cool boss. That was bush league by roadies. Is roadies really someone's troll?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Pricks are lucky that midge is dead.

Fucking do the next right thing bullshit. :pctoss


It's alright though. Lesson learned.

[Melmart1]

She's moved up the career ladder.

We got this new guy who's pretty cool.

I still keep ramen noodle scented spray to remind me of her.

I bet she keeps refried bean scented spray to remind her of you.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I bet she keeps refried bean scented spray to remind her of you.

haha It's a mixture of refried beans, hair grease, cigerette smoke and cheap Wal-Mart cologne.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet she keeps refried bean scented spray to remind her of you.

No, but I think she bought "Essence of PeeWee's WeeWee".

I think she still fantasizes about me.

[peewee's lovechild]

haha It's a mixture of refried beans, hair grease, cigerette smoke and cheap Wal-Mart cologne.

Target, puto.

I don't do that Wal-Mart shit . . . anymore.

[peewee's lovechild]

You guys are lucky you have such a cool boss. That was bush league by roadies. Is roadies really someone's troll?

He's not being too cool now, but we'll be back to normal soon enough.

Roadies is gayer than Elton John.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Target, puto.

I don't do that Wal-Mart shit . . . anymore.

Is that where you buy this?

https://100mililitros.com/store/images/P/antoniobanderas-blueseduction-m500.jpg

[jman3000]

umm.. posting somebody's private number on a heavily visited message board sounds like a pussy move....

[ORION]

He's not being too cool now, but we'll be back to normal soon enough.

Roadies is gayer than Elton John.

I'm sure you have access to photos of students

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never seen that in my life . . . ever.

[Melmart1]

haha It's a mixture of refried beans, hair grease, cigerette smoke and cheap Wal-Mart cologne.

Hair grease? Please don't tell me he uses that smelly shit that comes in a tube that all the viejitos used to buy when I worked at HEB? :lmao

[ATRAIN]

Pricks are lucky that midge is dead.

Fucking do the next right thing bullshit. :pctoss


It's alright though. Lesson learned.

He's not dead. A little bit of him lives in everyone of us. LMAO fucking asshole midge, I still want to kick his ass.

[ATRAIN]

umm.. posting somebody's private number on a heavily visited message board sounds like a pussy move....

He started it J. He deserved it!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm sure you have access to photos of students

That would too funny.

But, my boss would kill me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hair grease? Please don't tell me he uses that smelly shit that comes in a tube that all the viejitos used to buy when I worked at HEB? :lmao

Tres Rosas.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or, was that Tres Flores?

[jman3000]

He started it J. He deserved it!!

Meh... I don't know the full story, and I don't really care enough to find out. So whatever.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hair grease? Please don't tell me he uses that smelly shit that comes in a tube that all the viejitos used to buy when I worked at HEB? :lmao

http://www.clubman.com/00-files/00-images/HAIR_Ethnic_tresFlores.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

umm.. posting somebody's private number on a heavily visited message board sounds like a pussy move....

Pussy is finding a guys work number on the online directory and then talking shit to him over the phone.

That's what pussy is.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.clubman.com/00-files/00-images/HAIR_Ethnic_tresFlores.jpg


My parents used to use that shit on my brother and I.

We graduated to hair mousse at the age of 12 or so and then we discovered the glory that is hair gel.

[ATRAIN]

Pussy is finding a guys work number on the online directory and then talking shit to him over the phone.

That's what pussy is.

Then calling their boss when you get pwned.

[Melmart1]

Or, was that Tres Flores?

Tres flores. That shit smells! One time this cashier broke a bottle of that crap and it smelled up the entire store for hours. I'd rather a skunk come in and spray -- and I know what that smells like, cus that shit happened, too. :lol

But there is this other stuff in a tube that the old timers bought, the ones who wore guayaberas (sp?) everyday, like they were styling.

[ATRAIN]

My parents used to use that shit on my brother and I.

We graduated to hair mousse at the age of 12 or so and then we discovered the glory that is hair gel.

GAWD DAMN YOU FUCKING BEANER!!! LMAO

[Melmart1]

And they carried combs in their back pockets, too. Always complaining about how kids today should get a 'normal' haircut.

[peewee's lovechild]

But there is this other stuff in a tube that the old timers bought, the ones who wore guayaberas (sp?) everyday, like they were styling.

Brylcreem?

Which one was the one that has some dude riding a horse on it?

My parents used to use that shit on us too.

[peewee's lovechild]

GAWD DAMN YOU FUCKING BEANER!!! LMAO

Puro Valle!!

[peewee's lovechild]

And they carried combs in their back pockets, too. Always complaining about how kids today should get a 'normal' haircut.

We had those combs that fit on your palm and you put your middle finger through the top.

I had a black one, my brother got a green one.

[Dr. Gonzo]

And they carried combs in their back pockets, too. Always complaining about how kids today should get a 'normal' haircut.

I used to carry around one of those combs that you slip over your middle finger and it stays on your palm.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:pctoss

God dammit I'm just as big a beaner as peewee. That's depressing. :depressed

[I. Hustle]

Oh, and :lmao at the maalox/meredith comparisons. That is gold. I.Hissy must have really low standards if he thinks Meredith is hot.

I. Hissy? Am I a f'n snake or what?

I was joking since she didn't know who Meredith was.

[Melmart1]

We had those combs that fit on your palm and you put your middle finger through the top.

I had a black one, my brother got a green one.


I used to carry around one of those combs that you slip over your middle finger and it stays on your palm.

Like two peas in a pod! :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

My dad was high class.

He bought the "Consort" brand of hair products.

[Melmart1]

Do you guys share your tres flores, too? 1.5 flores each?

[peewee's lovechild]

Do you guys share your tres flores, too? 1.5 flores each?

Cut it out, or I'll call your boss and tell him that you're making fun of me.

[Melmart1]

I. Hissy? Am I a f'n snake or what?

I was joking since she didn't know who Meredith was.

You're throwing a hissy now, aren't you? Please don't get all butthurt and call my boss.

[Melmart1]

Cut it out, or I'll call your boss and tell him that you're making fun of me.

I am an independent contractor. Which editor are you going to contact?

[ATRAIN]

:pctoss

God dammit I'm just as big a beaner as peewee. That's depressing. :depressed

LMAO damn not even im that much of a beaner and im from the valle!!

[ORION]

the thread is closed now !

[ATRAIN]

You're throwing a hissy now, aren't you? Please don't get all butthurt and call my boss.

LMAO I dont think this shit will ever get old hahha.

[ORION]

You're throwing a hissy now, aren't you? Please don't get all butthurt and call my boss.

:lol

[ATRAIN]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3050148#post3050148

[ATRAIN]

Kori posted on there......I still think she should ban Roadies IP

[peewee's lovechild]

I am an independent contractor. Which editor are you going to contact?

All of them.

I have unlimited long distance.

[Dr. Gonzo]

LMAO damn not even im that much of a beaner and im from the valle!!

The town I grew up in is really mexican.

I didn't know what shoes were until I was 12.

[peewee's lovechild]

the thread is closed now !

:lol

[ATRAIN]

The town I grew up in is really mexican.

I didn't know what shoes were until I was 12.

BISHOP is not more beaner than the valley??

[ATRAIN]

Actually 3 of those threads got shut down.

[peewee's lovechild]

The town I grew up in is really mexican.

I didn't know what shoes were until I was 12.

I wore corn husks for shoes until I was 13.

[to21]

Actually 3 of those threads got shut down.

When ribbing and smack talking turns into posters calling people at their jobs and other things offline, then you should know you have gone overboard.

Have fun here, but got damn - take it down a notch.lol

[ATRAIN]

I wore corn husks for shoes until I was 13.

SHUT THE FUCK UP you know you were barefoot till 13. Cornhusks are for tamales.

[peewee's lovechild]

SHUT THE FUCK UP you know you were barefoot till 13. Cornhusks are for tamales.

In Brownsville, cornhusks are shoes.

[Melmart1]

All of them.

I have unlimited long distance.

I know for sure one of them is on a plane as we speak, but you might be able to get to some of the others before the weekend. You have plenty of time to try, since you can't post in the UTSA thread anymore :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

The women of Brownsville use bundled up corn silk as tampons.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know for sure one of them is on a plane as we speak, but you might be able to get to some of the others before the weekend. You have plenty of time to try, since you can't post in the UTSA thread anymore :lmao

:lmao:lmao

That was fun while it lasted.

[ORION]

I wore corn husks for shoes until I was 13.

You are lucky. This is a picture of my sister when she was younger. I burned my baby pcitures

http://www.trampoline-usa.com/Kay%20Hennessy%201973%20Holland.JPG

[I. Hustle]

You're throwing a hissy now, aren't you? Please don't get all butthurt and call my boss.

Your pimp can't afford to get a cell phone. Hit the damn streets so he can get Cricket

[Melmart1]

In Brownsville, cornhusks are shoes.

In San Benito they use mini boats as shoes in case the Freddy Fender water tower collapses.

[Melmart1]

Your pimp can't afford to get a cell phone. Hit the damn streets so he can get Cricket

Give him a break. He spent all his cash on those fishbowl boots.

[peewee's lovechild]

In San Benito they use mini boats as shoes in case the Freddy Fender water tower collapses.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Rack The Mel!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

"Downtown" Bishop Texas

This is where I grew up.

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4447/downtownbishoped5.jpg