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[mrsmaalox]

I find it amusing that you are both so easily amused!

[Blake]

I find it amusing that you are both so easily amused!

this place is an amusement park and I have a season pass.

[Spur-Addict]

Sup?

:D

Chilllll.....in. :D

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1.25 Bottles last night. WoooOOooOOooOooOOooOOoOOoOoo

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I find it amusing that you are counting user posts in the What physical features do you like on a guy? thread.what's equally amusing is when you utilize every feature of spurstalk there is really no need to actually count. please, continue with your amusement.

[JudynTX]

this place is an amusement park and I have a season pass.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Blake]

what's equally amusing is when you utilize every feature of spurstalk there is really no need to actually count. please, continue with your amusement.

what's more amusing than that is when a poster admits to utilizing every feature of spurstalk in order to stalk another poster.

Thank you, I think I will continue with my amusement.

[Melmart1]

Why is Viva stalking Atrain? What did I miss?

[ORION]

Why is Viva stalking Atrain? What did I miss?

Not much...

[Melmart1]

Not much...

I bet I missed a lot of "sup" and grade-school flirting.

[ATRAIN]

i find it amusing that atrain has the most posts in a What physical features do you like on a guy? thread. just thought i'd share that.


I find it amusing that you are counting user posts in the What physical features do you like on a guy? thread.


Why is Viva stalking Atrain? What did I miss?

Viva once made out with maalox to see what my dick tastes like. I find it amusing that maalox still lies about sucking me off.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Mel.......Tell me how my ass tastes!!! I didnt get de-railed like you promised.

[Melmart1]

Why would Viva click on the post count to find out who had the most posts? Why does he care?

[Melmart1]

Hey Mel.......Tell me how my ass tastes!!! I didnt get de-railed like you promised.

You act like you dominated. You barely won, it could have gone either way. Pace yourself or you are going to become a joke like Dan. You notice he virtually gets ignored by everyone except you now.

[ATRAIN]

You act like you dominated. You barely won, it could have gone either way. Pace yourself or you are going to become a joke like Dan. You notice he virtually gets ignored by everyone except you now.

LOL I know, it was a good matchup and came down to the last day. I hadnt heard from you. LOL I havent talked shit to anyone except Dan but I have been trying to rile him up. That last thing he said about Manny was hilarious. Damn and to think I almost traded him for Manny a week before he got busted. Phew!!! Hey so do you want your boy Hamilton?

[Melmart1]

LOL I know, it was a good matchup and came down to the last day. I hadnt heard from you. LOL I havent talked shit to anyone except Dan but I have been trying to rile him up. That last thing he said about Manny was hilarious. Damn and to think I almost traded him for Manny a week before he got busted. Phew!!! Hey so do you want your boy Hamilton?

I would love to have Hammy but at what price?

And you haven't heard from me because I have about a million boxes to pack. I am moving, remember? ST and fantasy baseball take a backseat to real life.

[samikeyp]

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samikeyp, Melmart1+

how you doin'? :eyebrows

How goes the move?

[Melmart1]

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samikeyp, Melmart1+

how you doin'? :eyebrows

How goes the move?

I am only here to avoid going through more boxes of crap. I curse myself for being a pack rat!

[ATRAIN]

I would love to have Hammy but at what price?

And you haven't heard from me because I have about a million boxes to pack. I am moving, remember? ST and fantasy baseball take a backseat to real life.

Yeah figured that was where you were. Did you get that wireless device after all? At what price? Not sure my team is all injury prone right now and its getting annoying. I didnt even know Hamilton was off the DL yesterday and he comes back and hits a homer!!! Fuckin A!! Are you all settled in already?

[mrsmaalox]

Viva once made out with maalox to see what my dick tastes like. I find it amusing that maalox still lies about sucking me off.
The only one here living a lie is you :makeout

[ATRAIN]

The only one here living a lie is you :makeout

It amuses me that you continue to live a lie.

[samikeyp]

I am only here to avoid going through more boxes of crap. I curse myself for being a pack rat!

You notice that when you move, things that you normally would think like "oh yeah, I need this" all of a sudden you think..."hmm....one less thing to pack" :lol

Yeah we are looking at a possible move later this year and I am dreading it. Not because of my junk, however.

[Melmart1]

Yeah figured that was where you were. Did you get that wireless device after all? At what price? Not sure my team is all injury prone right now and its getting annoying. I didnt even know Hamilton was off the DL yesterday and he comes back and hits a homer!!! Fuckin A!! Are you all settled in already?

I don't move till the weekend. I won't be settled in for awhile, since I am paid up here till the end of the month here, I am going to take my sweet time so that there isn't a big clusterfuck at my new place. But I am excited. My sister bought me a loveseat for Mother's Day (since I take care of my nephews so much). Well, she hasn't bought it yet, she is going to buy it and give it to me Saturday, and I am supposed to act surprised since my mom already spilled the beans :lol

[ATRAIN]

You notice that when you move, things that you normally would think like "oh yeah, I need this" all of a sudden you think..."hmm....one less thing to pack" :lol

Yeah we are looking at a possible move later this year and I am dreading it. Not because of my junk, however.

Moving helps you throw shit away, it just sucks that you accumulate more when you live there. Moving used to be soo easy but it sucks now. Thats why I renewed my lease for another year and a half.

[ATRAIN]

I don't move till the weekend. I won't be settled in for awhile, since I am paid up here till the end of the month here, I am going to take my sweet time so that there isn't a big clusterfuck at my new place. But I am excited. My sister bought me a loveseat for Mother's Day (since I take care of my nephews so much). Well, she hasn't bought it yet, she is going to buy it and give it to me Saturday, and I am supposed to act surprised since my mom already spilled the beans :lol

LOL your getting a mothers day present for always sitting hahaha. Shit I should get something for all the times I go to Houston to watch my newphews and allow my sister and brother in law to be a couple. For all I know I could be saving their marriage.

[Melmart1]

LOL your getting a mothers day present for always sitting hahaha. Shit I should get something for all the times I go to Houston to watch my newphews and allow my sister and brother in law to be a couple. For all I know I could be saving their marriage.

Yeah, I babysit them a lot. And remember, they LIVED here for several months last year, talk about babysitting! I bathed and dressed those kids for school everyday from late August to a week before Xmas and made them biscuits, eggs and bacon. :dizzy

[samikeyp]

Yeah, I babysit them a lot. And remember, they LIVED here for several months last year, talk about babysitting! I bathed and dressed those kids for school everyday from late August to a week before Xmas and made them biscuits, eggs and bacon. :dizzy

Then you deserved that gift.


I bathed and dressed those kids for school everyday from late August to a week before Xmas and made them biscuits, eggs and bacon

Curious...how does one sign up for this? ;)

[ATRAIN]

Curious...how does one sign up for this? ;)

I was thinking the same but mainly for the biscuits, eggs, and bacon

[Melmart1]

Then you deserved that gift.



Curious...how does one sign up for this? ;)

You have to be related to me and age 5 or 11 and cute as hell :)

[ATRAIN]

You have to be related to me and age 5 or 11 and cute as hell :)

Damn Im not related to you
Damn im not 5 or 11
Cute as hell........CHECK!!

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, I babysit them a lot. And remember, they LIVED here for several months last year, talk about babysitting! I bathed and dressed those kids for school everyday from late August to a week before Xmas and made them biscuits, eggs and bacon. :dizzy

Yeah thats true, however if my sis needed me to take care of my nephews for months I would. I love those little punks.

[mrsmaalox]

Damn Im not related to you
Damn im not 5 or 11
Cute as hell........CHECK!!

Still delusional as ever I see.

[samikeyp]

Damn Im not related to you
Damn im not 5 or 11
Cute as hell........CHECK!!


+1

oh and add to that "cuter than ATRAIN" :D

[ATRAIN]

Still delusional as ever I see.

Still obsessed I see


It amuses me how you still want what you cant have (ME)!

[ATRAIN]

+1

oh and add to that "cuter than ATRAIN" :D

Cuter than me huh?? Oh yeah well SOMEONE just recently obtained a hookup to Rangers tickets to ANY game I want. Hey Mel who is cuter me or mike hehe?

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah thats true, however if my sis needed me to take care of my nephews for months I would. I love those little punks.

I love to take to take care of my nephews too. My brother is one of those "Nazi" type parents, so like to send them back to him real smart-assy :lol

[samikeyp]

Cuter than me huh?? Oh yeah well SOMEONE just recently obtained a hookup to Rangers tickets to ANY game I want. Hey Mel who is cuter me or mike hehe?

:blah :blah :blah

Plus its not nice to put her on the spot like that. :nope

:lol

[ATRAIN]

:blah :blah :blah

Plus its not nice to put her on the spot like that. :nope

:lol

LOL im just saying I got one up on you know :). OH yeah mel remind me to tell you about the Rangers tickets later. I think they are Luxury box seats too.

[samikeyp]

LOL im just saying I got one up on you know :). OH yeah mel remind me to tell you about the Rangers tickets later. I think they are Luxury box seats too.


Or so you think. ;)

[ATRAIN]

I love to take to take care of my nephews too. My brother is one of those "Nazi" type parents, so like to send them back to him real smart-assy :lol

Well they love me and it easy to baby sit them. All I have to do is say ok lets go play playstation or wii. We will be doing that for hours. If I want to get them to eat lol well my approach is effective but not sure how good it is lol. Basically the last one to finish eating gets a wedgie LOL. Its amazing how fast those kids eat when threatened. Its funny at the same time too cause they know I wont hurt them and they know im playing with them.

[ATRAIN]

Or so you think. ;)

Sorry mike your my boy but there is no competition here :).

[samikeyp]

Sorry mike your my boy but there is no competition here :).

You are correct. This is not a competition. You compete for trophies, not people. :toast

[Melmart1]

I love to take to take care of my nephews too. My brother is one of those "Nazi" type parents, so like to send them back to him real smart-assy :lol

I send them back to my sister caffeinated and full of sugar. :)

[Summers]

I send them back to my sister caffeinated and full of sugar. :)

You're evil.

[Melmart1]

:blah :blah :blah

Plus its not nice to put her on the spot like that. :nope

:lol

See, the gentleman gets it! :toast

[ATRAIN]

I send them back to my sister caffeinated and full of sugar. :)

Shit my nephews and niece love Pan Dulce so they get all sugared up when my parents visit.

[samikeyp]

See, the gentleman gets it! :toast

:toast


BTW, when you get settled in your new place, let me know. I have your Lugnuts gear.

[Melmart1]

You're evil.

Well, I buy them capri suns and we bake. Oh, and root beer floats. Actually I don't think root beer has caffeine, does it? So just sugared up. It's her fault, they love to bake, if she would just bake a damn cake once in awhile for them, they wouldn't overdose on it when they are here.

[Melmart1]

:toast


BTW, when you get settled in your new place, let me know. I have your Lugnuts gear.

Awesome! Thanks, Mikey! I'll let you know.

[samikeyp]

Well, I buy them capri suns and we bake. Oh, and root beer floats. Actually I don't think root beer has caffeine, does it? So just sugared up. It's her fault, they love to bake, if she would just bake a damn cake once in awhile for them, they wouldn't overdose on it when they are here.

Some root beers still do.

I think Mug doesn't but IMO, its too sweet for a float.

As far as Root Beer....IBC..FTW!!!! :downspin:

[Melmart1]

LOL im just saying I got one up on you know :). OH yeah mel remind me to tell you about the Rangers tickets later. I think they are Luxury box seats too.

How the hell would you stumble onto those? Do the people who gave them to you realize you are a stros fan?

[mrsmaalox]

I send them back to my sister caffeinated and full of sugar. :)

Hell yea! And off their bedtime too :tu

[Melmart1]

Some root beers still do.

I think Mug doesn't but IMO, its too sweet for a float.

As far as Root Beer....IBC..FTW!!!! :downspin:

I usually get a&w. Not sure about the caffeine content. We made floats the other day with a pint of Amy's Mexican Vanilla. Best.Float.Ever.

[Melmart1]

Hell yea! And off their bedtime too :tu

They know when they spend the night, they can stay up as late as they want. One time the little one stayed up till almost 3am! I finally had to force him to go to bed, I couldn't keep my eyes open anymore.

[ATRAIN]

How the hell would you stumble onto those? Do the people who gave them to you realize you are a stros fan?

WELL actually a buddy of mine has a boss who has luxury box seat season tickets. I think they are the company's and he asked my friend (who is a cubs fan) that if he ever wanted them for him or his friends they are his. So all you have to do is let me know what game you wanna go to.

[ATRAIN]

I usually get a&w. Not sure about the caffeine content. We made floats the other day with a pint of Amy's Mexican Vanilla. Best.Float.Ever.

Damn I need to try that. Amy's makes those, I should go there is one close to my apt.

[Melmart1]

Damn I need to try that. Amy's makes those, I should go there is one close to my apt.

Before they came here to SA, my friend Sophia and I would drive up, eat at Waterloo Icehouse, pour through the records at Waterloo Records, then head around the corner to Amy's. It was the perfect low-key afternoon with a nice change in scenery.

[samikeyp]

I usually get a&w. Not sure about the caffeine content. We made floats the other day with a pint of Amy's Mexican Vanilla. Best.Float.Ever.

A&W...great choice as well and doesn't have caffeine.

I think IBC and Barqs may be the last caffeine holdouts.

[ATRAIN]

Before they came here to SA, my friend Sophia and I would drive up, eat at Waterloo Icehouse, pour through the records at Waterloo Records, then head around the corner to Amy's. It was the perfect low-key afternoon with a nice change in scenery.

NICE!! I havent been to Waterloo in a few weeks. I need to go pick up some Vinyls that just came out. I love it how Vinyls are coming with digital downloads of the albums now.

[mrsmaalox]

At my son's school they make Big Red floats. Sounds kinda gross I think.

[Melmart1]

NICE!! I havent been to Waterloo in a few weeks. I need to go pick up some Vinyls that just came out. I love it how Vinyls are coming with digital downloads of the albums now.

My mom said when I got a bigger place I could have one of the two consoles she has at her house. Time to collect! It's an old-school thing and just needs a new needle.

[Blake]

A&W...great choice as well and doesn't have caffeine.

I think IBC and Barqs may be the last caffeine holdouts.

does Tecate have caffeine?

[ATRAIN]

My mom said when I got a bigger place I could have one of the two consoles she has at her house. Time to collect! It's an old-school thing and just needs a new needle.

If you have trouble finding a needle for it let me know my dad is one of the biggest vinyl collectors in the RGV. He has all kind of equip that he fixes and sells. Must be nice to be retired, I want him to open up a shop but he doesnt want to lol. Lately I have been collecting Jazz vinyls. There are sooo many good ones out there and sooo cheap. My dad has a crap load of Zeppelin and Aerosmith vinyls but I need to find them to claim them lol. He gave me his original Thriller vinyl. I need to clean it though.

[ATRAIN]

does Tecate have caffeine?

LOL it might. You gonna make a Tecate Ice Cream float?

[mrsmaalox]

does Tecate have caffeine?

If it did I wouldn't need coffee :drunk

[Blake]

LOL it might. You gonna make a Tecate Ice Cream float?

with salt and lime :tu

[ATRAIN]

with salt and lime :tu

lol I think it will work better with Corona.

[mrsmaalox]

with salt and lime :tu

Isn't that just the most delish, satisfying drink ever??

[ATRAIN]

Isn't that just the most delish, satisfying drink ever??

Tecate kicked off my beer drinking career but now I prefer Dos XX.
Stay thirsty my friends!!

[mrsmaalox]

Tecate kicked off my beer drinking career but now I prefer Dos XX.
Stay thirsty my friends!!

That might work if you were interesting :lmao

I've tried the Tecate light and it's pretty light. I love Corona also, but I prefer the light. And that's about it for my Mexican beer drinking.

[Summers]

MrsM--your user title bothers me. I think you mean "qi", not chi. Chi is a greek letter used in statistical analysis to determine significant difference. And God I'm a nerd for knowing that. Anyway, this isn't hate; just help. Please don't take offense. :)

[mrsmaalox]

MrsM--your user title bothers me. I think you mean "qi", not chi. Chi is a greek letter used in statistical analysis to determine significant difference. And God I'm a nerd for knowing that. Anyway, this isn't hate; just help. Please don't take offense. :)

Both forms mean "the life force" in Chinese ;)

Chi Kung = Qi Gong

As far as the Greek letter goes, it is also a Japanese letter (character)

[Summers]

Both forms mean "the life force" in Chinese ;)

Chi Kung = Qi Gong

As far as the Greek letter goes, it is also a Japanese letter (character)

I stand corrected. I only know "chi" from math. :)

[mrsmaalox]

I stand corrected. I only know "chi" from math. :)

”Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.” – Buddha

[Blake]

lol I think it will work better with Corona.

Corona is overpriced and overrated.

Hell, if you take back your recycled bottles across the border, they'll fill 'em up for about 40 cents a beer

[Blake]

Isn't that just the most delish, satisfying drink ever??

when it's arctic level cold, it just might be

[ATRAIN]

Corona is overpriced and overrated.

Hell, if you take back your recycled bottles across the border, they'll fill 'em up for about 40 cents a beer

Yeah man but if you do that I recommend getting INDIO. They dont sell it in the states and its FUCKING GOOD!!

[ATRAIN]

oh and I agree I hate Corona, I really only drink Negro Modello, Dos XX Lager and Amber, Bohemia, and Indio as far as Mex beers are concerned. I will drink Tecate but I very rarely buy it. Fuck Sol and Fuck Corona.

[Blake]

I like Dos XX too.

Sol sucks.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Why would Viva click on the post count to find out who had the most posts? Why does he care?
well, vieja, it's because i always see the last post as being him. like it is now. he's still reigning champ in that thread.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm a beer lightweight, so I can't venture out too far beyond the lightest ones.

[ATRAIN]

I like Dos XX too.

Sol sucks.

Do you like the Amber?

[to21]

Do you like the Amber?Amber's nice, she's got some big ass tits.

O yeah the beer is nice also.

XX

[ATRAIN]

Amber's nice, she's got some big ass tits.

O yeah the beer is nice also.

XX

I have only known one girl named amber and she was a nice piece of ass.

[Blake]

Do you like the Amber?

I like it enough, but I like salt and lime, even in regular Dos XX

[ATRAIN]

I like it enough, but I like salt and lime, even in regular Dos XX

Yeah man dressed is good but with Dos ill take it as is if there is no salt and lime around.

[ORION]

I have only known one girl named amber and she was a nice piece of ass.

Yes, historically girls named Amber are good.

[Melmart1]

well, vieja, it's because i always see the last post as being him. like it is now. he's still reigning champ in that thread.

Ok, gatito.

[ATRAIN]

Yes, historically girls named Amber are good.

I need to meet more girls named Amber

[CuckingFunt]

I bet I missed a lot of "sup" and grade-school flirting.

Sup.


Yes, historically girls named Amber are good.

Yes. They are.

[jman3000]

I knew an Amber when I was in elementary school. Only one I've ever known.

When I was in 5th grade, Amber and a girl named Nicole were having a conversation about tampons and maxi pads. I think they had just had their sex education class or something. Nicole told Amber that she was already wearing a tampon just in case and Amber didn't believe her.

I'll always remember this because even at the age of 9 when I didn't know what the fuck a vagina was, it freaked me out; Nicole lifted her dress under the table and Amber looked under to make sure she was wearing a tampon.

bleh.

[ashbeeigh]

I knew an Amber when I was in elementary school. Only one I've ever known.

When I was in 5th grade, Amber and a girl named Nicole were having a conversation about tampons and maxi pads. I think they had just had their sex education class or something. Nicole told Amber that she was already wearing a tampon just in case and Amber didn't believe her.

I'll always remember this because even at the age of 9 when I didn't know what the fuck a vagina was, it freaked me out; Nicole lifted her dress under the table and Amber looked under to make sure she was wearing a tampon.

bleh.


This made me lol in real life. Two of my closest friends in the world are named Amber and Nicole and this sounds like something they would both do. They don't know each other though.

[ATRAIN]

This made me lol in real life. Two of my closest friends in the world are named Amber and Nicole and this sounds like something they would both do. They don't know each other though.

Is Amber hot?

[mrsmaalox]

I knew an Amber when I was in elementary school. Only one I've ever known.

When I was in 5th grade, Amber and a girl named Nicole were having a conversation about tampons and maxi pads. I think they had just had their sex education class or something. Nicole told Amber that she was already wearing a tampon just in case and Amber didn't believe her.

I'll always remember this because even at the age of 9 when I didn't know what the fuck a vagina was, it freaked me out; Nicole lifted her dress under the table and Amber looked under to make sure she was wearing a tampon.

bleh.

LOL @ "just in case". Gawd.

[to21]

I'll always remember this because even at the age of 30 when I didn't know what the fuck a vagina was, it freaked me out; Nicole lifted her dress under the table and Amber looked under to make sure she was wearing a tampon.

bleh.Perv.

[ATRAIN]

I feel like punching my coworker in the face.

[florige]

I feel like punching my coworker in the face.


Who the ice-chewing woman?

[ATRAIN]

Who the ice-chewing woman?

YES

Her eating habits are disgusting. The last 2 months she eats a banana when she gets here at 7. Then around 8 she goes to the break room and buys 2 bags of chips and a coke. Then around 9 she eats candy while chewing on fucking ice. She pours only half of her coke in her cup of ice so she doesnt melt it all. Then around 11 warms up her lunch, then around 1 she are a donut. Then around 1:30 she goes to the break room again and gets 2 candy bars. ALL during this she is eating ice or smacking her gum. I dont get it, was she put on this earth to annoy me?

[ATRAIN]

I bought corn nuts and was crunching extra loud with my mouth open and she tried started chewing her ice a little quieter. I know she gets annoyed by me popping my bones or knuckles and I do it on purpose but I need more ammo, any suggestions?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

YES

Her eating habits are disgusting. The last 2 months she eats a banana when she gets here at 7. Then around 8 she goes to the break room and buys 2 bags of chips and a coke. Then around 9 she eats candy while chewing on fucking ice. She pours only half of her coke in her cup of ice so she doesnt melt it all. Then around 11 warms up her lunch, then around 1 she are a donut. Then around 1:30 she goes to the break room again and gets 2 candy bars. ALL during this she is eating ice or smacking her gum. I dont get it, was she put on this earth to annoy me?you must like her. you tend to harp on people that you obsess about. :wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

I bought corn nuts and was crunching extra loud with my mouth open and she tried started chewing her ice a little quieter. I know she gets annoyed by me popping my bones or knuckles and I do it on purpose but I need more ammo, any suggestions?

Belch and fart.

[ATRAIN]

you must like her. you tend to harp on people that you obsess about. :wakeup

NO FUCKING WAY :vomit:

Harp on people that I obsess about?

[ATRAIN]

Belch and fart.

That wouldnt work she is old and she farts all the time.

[Blake]

you must like her. you tend to harp on people that you obsess about. :wakeup

how long did it take you before you realized you must like atrain?

:wakeup

[Blake]

Belch and fart.

he does that to attract the women

[ashbeeigh]

Is Amber hot?

yes and she has a boyfriend in the military who could kick your ass.




Her eating habits are disgusting. The last 2 months she eats a banana when she gets here at 7. Then around 8 she goes to the break room and buys 2 bags of chips and a coke. Then around 9 she eats candy while chewing on fucking ice. She pours only half of her coke in her cup of ice so she doesnt melt it all. Then around 11 warms up her lunch, then around 1 she are a donut. Then around 1:30 she goes to the break room again and gets 2 candy bars. ALL during this she is eating ice or smacking her gum. I dont get it, was she put on this earth to annoy me?

I think you love her. Why else would you know the exact times and items of food she eats every single day?

[ATRAIN]

yes and she has a boyfriend in the military who could kick your ass.



I think you love her. Why else would you know the exact times and items of food she eats every single day?

First off cause he is in the military means he could kick my ass? LMAO. I have fought military guys before and being in the military doesnt mean they are all kick ass fighters lol. Thats a stupid statement. Secondly I was asking if she was hot for the Amber theory not cause I want to bang her or anyhing.

I know her eating times cause she does that SHIT EVERYDAY and I hear her eat every fucking time.

[CuckingFunt]

I am currently eating a donut. It's the first one I've had in years, and quite delicious.

[Blake]

I am currently eating a donut. It's the first one I've had in years, and quite delicious.

that's the first time Ive ever heard it referred to as "donut"

[mrsmaalox]

First off cause he is in the military means he could kick my ass? LMAO. I have fought military guys before and being in the military doesnt mean they are all kick ass fighters lol. Thats a stupid statement. Secondly I was asking if she was hot for the Amber theory not cause I want to bang her or anyhing.

I know her eating times cause she does that SHIT EVERYDAY and I hear her eat every fucking time.

Testy.

[ashbeeigh]

Testy.

I know. Someone needs some Midol.

[ORION]

I'm playing basketball and duncan is next door.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm playing basketball and duncan is next door.

I won't believe you until I have proof.

[01.20.09]

I'm trimming my toe nails.

[ORION]

I won't believe you until I have proof.

Well him his kids and their nanny packed up and went to the day spa across the street. I wasn't going to harrash him. He is looking pretty skinny though. Why would I make that up?

[jman3000]

I like bewbs.

[mardigan]

I'm playing basketball and duncan is next door.

Throw down the gauntlet. Issue the challenge. Become a baller of legend.

[mrsmaalox]

Well him his kids and their nanny packed up and went to the day spa across the street. I wasn't going to harrash him. He is looking pretty skinny though. Why would I make that up?

Are you at the JCC?

[ORION]

Throw down the gauntlet. Issue the challenge. Become a baller of legend.
I was going to but I was watching him and he was real focused on his kids so I said nah and let him be. He looks like he a great dad though. I was rather impressed. Also he had sandals on.

[ORION]

Are you at the JCC?
No I'm in NB

[Blake]

I'm playing basketball and duncan is next door.

yeah, that's Jim Duncan. He's 5'5 and uses an inhaler after every trip down the court.

I bet he'll give you his autograph if you ask.

[ashbeeigh]

Why would I make that up?

I don't know. Because you were voted most likely to sign up for two gym classes to shower with guys?

[ORION]

I don't know. Because you were voted most likely to sign up for two gym classes to shower with guys?
Look that was one time and I was drunk, but don't believe me it doesn't make a difference. I was just in shock because he is in New Braunfels of all places and I just so happened to see him out of the window when I got water.

[stretch]

gay

[samikeyp]

yeah, that's Jim Duncan. He's 5'5 and uses an inhaler after every trip down the court.

I bet he'll give you his autograph if you ask.

:lol

and if you are lucky, he will write his name in the original Klingon. :tu

[ORION]

I'm an Iron Butted Warrior

[SpursStalker]

Sup?

:D

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/cat%20n%20plastic7533327.gif

[ATRAIN]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/cat%20n%20plastic7533327.gif

LMAO stupid fucking cats

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/cat%20n%20plastic7533327.gif

We used to do that to the toilets at work.

[ATRAIN]

We used to do that to the toilets at work.

That explains a lot

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/cat%20n%20plastic7533327.gif

My fat ass orange cat kicked my little 1 year old cat off the bed last night because he thought her spot was more comfy. It was almost as funny as that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/dryhumpdanceyd85610697.gif

[ATRAIN]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/dryhumpdanceyd85610697.gif

lol wtf

[SpursStalker]

That's just fucked up ...

:rolleyes

[angel_luv]

My fat ass orange cat kicked my little 1 year old cat off the bed last night because he thought her spot was more comfy. It was almost as funny as that.

Are your cats' names Garfield and Nermal by any chance?

[ashbeeigh]

Are your cats' names Garfield and Nermal by any chance?

No. I wouldn't be that obvious. Milo and Lily.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yum, I can't stop eating these Crystal Light Frozen Pops. 15 calories each, cherry- pomegranite. I might just eat the whole box :spin

[samikeyp]

Ash...you are still young, I doubt they are flippy floppies just yet.

:)

[Silver21_Black20]

My dog likes Sweetarts.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh yum, I can't stop eating these Crystal Light Frozen Pops. 15 calories each, cherry- pomegranite. I might just eat the whole box :spin

Can anything 15 calories really be that good?

[ashbeeigh]

Ash...you are still young, I doubt they are flippy floppies just yet.

:)

Oh mikeyyyyy. It's a line from a song....

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3234024&postcount=11

[ashbeeigh]

Can anything 15 calories really be that good?

I saw a kid pining for those little water frozen pop things that come in a huge package for $2 at wal-mart yesterday...I doubt those have more then 20 calories. I was like "Oh..the joys of being 8 again."

[samikeyp]

Oh mikeyyyyy. It's a line from a song....

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3234024&postcount=11

Ahh.

Ok then, just looking out for ya. :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Can anything 15 calories really be that good?

I don't even drink Crystal Light because I don't like it. But these pops are much, much better.

[ashbeeigh]

Ahh.

Ok then, just looking out for ya. :toast

Thanks. I'm glad I cant count on you!

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't even drink Crystal Light because I don't like it. But these pops are much, much better.

Ah. I think I'm a fat girl in a skinny girls body, that's why I stuff my face with foods that aren't good for me.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Like Oatmeal Creme Pies.

[Silver21_Black20]

Like Oatmeal Creme Pies.

Like multiple oatmeal creme pies.

[Silver21_Black20]

Manjongg Solitare is pissing me off.

[Silver21_Black20]

My dog likes Sweetarts.

And Strawberry Laffy Taffy.

[ashbeeigh]

Banana Laffy Taffy was always my favorite. And not because it was the cheapest at the school store. 10 cents bitches.

[ORION]

Fucking bullshit!!!

[Spur-Addict]

Manjongg Solitare is pissing me off.

That might be the best game in the arcade.

[florige]

A realtor on the Today show just rated Austin in the top 2 places to live in America.

[ORION]

A realtor on the Today show just rated Austin in the top 2 places to live in America.
If they say so. New Braunfels is my barrio

[Melmart1]

The moving trucks, AKA my brother's friends, will be here in an hour or so. Oh, how I don't feel like moving today.

[to21]

"Wasted days and wasted nights."

[ORION]

The moving trucks, AKA my brother's friends, will be here in an hour or so. Oh, how I don't feel like moving today.
Puro westside. Where are you moving to?

[Melmart1]

Puro westside. Where are you moving to?

Monticello Park. Not far from where I am now, but a much nicer/safer neighborhood, and no roommates. Yay! It will be weird not hearing my roommate sing really really terribly, or waking up cus his snoring two rooms away sounds like a bear about to attack.

[Spur-Addict]

Running a mile and a half sucks. I did it under twelve minutes though. I cut a bunch of weight lately, about ten pounds. Suprisingly I still have the same strength from 250. I'm so spent right now.

Moving does suck Mel, I feel your pain. I helped move my cousin in the dead of winter (This past winter, Snow). Not. Fun.

[Melmart1]

Running a mile and a half sucks. I did it under twelve minutes though. I cut a bunch of weight lately, about ten pounds. Suprisingly I still have the same strength from 250. I'm so spent right now.

Moving does suck Mel, I feel your pain. I helped move my cousin in the dead of winter (This past winter, Snow). Not. Fun.

Snow? Where do you live? And as for running, it does suck. My legs feel like I have been running nonstop, all the lifting boxes with your legs, not your back. Now my legs are sore, I have sooo many heavy things like books, record albums, files, etc. Blech. And don't get me started about clothes, you never realize they are heavy until you have to put a bunch of them into a box.

[Spur-Addict]

Snow? Where do you live? And as for running, it does suck. My legs feel like I have been running nonstop, all the lifting boxes with your legs, not your back. Now my legs are sore, I have sooo many heavy things like books, record albums, files, etc. Blech. And don't get me started about clothes, you never realize they are heavy until you have to put a bunch of them into a box.

State of N.Y.
---------------

Clothes are heavy, especially jeans and sweaters. Books are the worst, but they're the most valuable (well to me at least). Maybe I missed this already, but how many people are helping with the move?

[samikeyp]

Snow? Where do you live? And as for running, it does suck. My legs feel like I have been running nonstop, all the lifting boxes with your legs, not your back. Now my legs are sore, I have sooo many heavy things like books, record albums, files, etc. Blech. And don't get me started about clothes, you never realize they are heavy until you have to put a bunch of them into a box.

Just make sure they are not going through your unmentionables.

The last thing you need to hear is "My brother paid a dollar to see your underwear" :)

[ORION]

Stop crying the both of you ! Mel just ask Jerome to pray that your clothes so how load and unload themselves.

[mrsmaalox]

Manjongg Solitare is pissing me off.

Ha! You'll never catch up with me!!!

[ashbeeigh]

That's why I'm never moving. :)

[mrsmaalox]

Same here. I will live in this house until I die. I think.

[ORION]

Same here. I will live in this house until I die. I think.
Do you planning on getting murdered in your home?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Do you planning on getting murdered in your home?

That's the way I wanna go.

[mrsmaalox]

Do you planning on getting murdered in your home?

It may be easier than moving.

[ashbeeigh]

I am so unproductive until like 3pm. 3pm comes around and I'm al lbusiness. Until then I just cannot focus on work. :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

That's why I'm never moving. :)

You're still with your parents, aren't you? The pain in the ass of packing boxes is worth it, sometimes.

[ashbeeigh]

You're still with your parents, aren't you? The pain in the ass of packing boxes is worth it, sometimes.

And with the money I'm making...it sure doesn't seem like I'll ever move out either (not that I'm complaining...I have a whole floor to myself now)

At the rate I'm going I'll be in charge of this foreclosure grant for the company I'm working for but making $29,000 a year. It's ridiculous.

[ATRAIN]

What do you guys think, should I get a new Camero or a Lexus IS?

[ashbeeigh]

What do you guys think, should I get a new Camero of a Lexus IS?

Who are you? KEDA?

[ATRAIN]

Who are you? KEDA?

why do you say that?

[Dr. Gonzo]

What do you guys think, should I get a new Camero of a Lexus IS?

Either way you will be a douche.

[ashbeeigh]

why do you say that?

He traded in his F150 for some fancy BMW a few years ago.

[ATRAIN]

Either way you will be a douche.

LOL then what kind of car should I get that would make me NOT a douche? PT Cruiser :lmao?

[Dr. Gonzo]

We this before or after the golden shower?

[Dr. Gonzo]

LOL then what kind of car should I get that would make me NOT a douche? PT Cruiser :lmao?

Don't shit on the Cruiser fucker. That was one pimp ride.

[ashbeeigh]

You should get one of those box cars...what are they called? Like "the cube" or something? :lol

[ATRAIN]

He traded in his F150 for some fancy BMW a few years ago.

I wont be trading my Tahoe in though, its paid off so Im going to keep it.

[ATRAIN]

Don't shit on the Cruiser fucker. That was one pimp ride.

DUDE you hated it!! Sandra liked it cause it had ac though lol.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Don't waste money getting another vehicle. Just throw some spinners on the Tahoe.

[Dr. Gonzo]

DUDE you hated it!! Sandra liked it cause it had ac though lol.

I know dude. That car was mad faggish.

[mrsmaalox]

WTH is a Camero of a Lexus IS? Never heard of it. But I did hear there was a new Camaro.

[ATRAIN]

You should get one of those box cars...what are they called? Like "the cube" or something? :lol

Those Scion's? I HATE THOSE THINGS!!

[ATRAIN]

don't waste money getting another vehicle. Just throw some spinners on the tahoe.

lmao fuck no!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Don't be a faggot dude. Get some spinners.

[ATRAIN]

WTH is a Camero of a Lexus IS? Never heard of it. But I did hear there was a new Camaro.

sorry fixed

[CuckingFunt]

The Lexus is boring. The Camaro is... cool enough that I'd want to ride in one, but douchey enough that I wouldn't fuck the guy who owned it.

[ATRAIN]

Don't be a faggot dude. Get some spinners.

LMAO fuck that!!

[Dr. Gonzo]

You could be cruising in this. With Louis Fiasco really loud or whatever it is you Austin douchebags listen to.

http://www.urbanlinkz.com/rides/urbcar222.jpg

[SpursStalker]

That might be the best game in the arcade.

It is to me ...

Sup ?

:D

[mrsmaalox]

sorry fixed

Lexus definitely.

[ATRAIN]

The Lexus is boring. The Camaro is... cool enough that I'd want to ride in one, but douchey enough that I wouldn't the guy who owned it.

LOL the IS model isnt boring

[ATRAIN]

You could be cruising in this. With Louis Fiasco really loud or whatever it is you Austin douchebags listen to.

http://www.urbanlinkz.com/rides/urbcar222.jpg

:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

Instead of buying a new car, how about paying your fucking child support.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL the IS model isnt boring

It's really sexy. As is that Nissan Altima, the 2 door one.

[ATRAIN]

Instead of buying a new car, how about paying your fucking child support.

Dude I told you Maury said I wasnt the father.

[CuckingFunt]

LOL the IS model isnt boring

Visually? Yeah. It is. The only Lexus that I've never not found boring is the SC.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dude I told you Maury said I wasnt the father.

That's true. You would first have to find a chick desperate enough to let you stick your chubby little pecker in her first.

[ATRAIN]

It's really sexy. As is that Nissan Altima, the 2 door one.

My sis just bought an Altima. I like them but not my style.

[mrsmaalox]

Camaros scream desperation.

[ATRAIN]

That's true. You would first have to find a chick desperate enough to let you stick your chubby little pecker in her first.

:lol true dat

[ATRAIN]

Camaros scream desperation.

So you drive a camero?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Zing!

[mrsmaalox]

My neighbor just bought a Viper. It is fugly.

[ORION]

That's the way I wanna go.

PM me....let's do this

[mrsmaalox]

So you drive a camero?

I meant for a guy to drive. I've never care for them.

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol Orion's vagina fruit

Did you ever eat that?

[ATRAIN]

My neighbor just bought a Viper. It is fugly.

I think Vipers and Corvettes scream DOUCHE

[ATRAIN]

lol Orion's vagina fruit

Did you ever eat that?

LOL he doesnt like real vagina so what makes you think he would eat it?

[CuckingFunt]

Muscle cars in general, new or old, scream desperate douche.

[ORION]

That's true. You would first have to find a chick desperate enough to let you stick your chubby little pecker in her first.
I heard from I Guzzle that he thought it was a pube until piss came out of thus starting the golden shower.

[mrsmaalox]

I think Vipers and Corvettes scream DOUCHE

Agreed. I never cared for those muscle cars, but that Challenger is HOT. You'd have the women throwing themselves at you/it.

[ashbeeigh]

My sis just bought an Altima. I like them but not my style.

My dad just bought an '09 Altima. It's alright. I cannot get over the fact that there isn't a real key though. Next car I'm buying is a new Jetta. I adore my Jetta. Well, aside from it's fucked up water pump.

[ashbeeigh]

Kori has a pretty awesome birthday present for me. You all better step up.

[ATRAIN]

Muscle cars in general, new or old, scream desperate douche.

What if I get an Audi like the transporter

[ORION]

lol Orion's vagina fruit

Did you ever eat that?

Nope. I lick it slowly everyday here at work.
I have it somewhere here. Its over 2 years old and petrified. You know.. the way ATRAIN likes them

[ATRAIN]

Kori has a pretty awesome birthday present for me. You all better step up.

First off quit attention whoring, second off when is your bday?

[ATRAIN]

Nope. I lick it slowly everyday here at work.
I have it somewhere here. Its over 2 years old and petrified. You know.. the way ATRAIN likes them

Is it like the everlasting gobbstopper?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm probably going to sell my Beetle when I move in a year or so and buy a Mini Cooper when I get wherever I end up. And/or an old beater to restore.

[CuckingFunt]

What if I get an Audi like the transporter

I love Audis, but it wouldn't make you Jason Statham.

[ATRAIN]

i love audis, but it wouldn't make you jason statham.

dammit!!!!

[ATRAIN]

Kori has a pretty awesome birthday present for me. You all better step up.

Ill give you what I gave you last year

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/timberlake-samberg-dick-box-pepsi.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

First off quit attention whoring, second off when is your bday?

Bric's Life Cocco Borsa Bag from Kori! (it's blogging stuff..she didn't actually get it for my birthday...)

http://groups.google.com/group/b5beauty/attach/5e61bd33d8eb424a/brics1.jpg?hl=en&part=4&view=1

Birthday is Sunday. River...todo el dia.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Nope. I lick it slowly everyday here at work.
I have it somewhere here. Its over 2 years old and petrified. You know.. the way ATRAIN likes them

ATRAIN likes them under 2 years old.

[ATRAIN]

Bric's Life Cocco Borsa Bag from Kori! (it's blogging stuff..she didn't actually get it for my birthday...)

http://groups.google.com/group/b5beauty/attach/5e61bd33d8eb424a/brics1.jpg?hl=en&part=4&view=1

Birthday is Sunday. River...todo el dia.

River?? Guadalupe?

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN likes them under 2 years old.

God Dammit you two I told you not to tell anyone!!

[CuckingFunt]

God Dammit you two I told you not to tell anyone!!

We already knew.

[Dr. Gonzo]

The videos are all over redtube.

[ashbeeigh]

Ill give you what I gave you last year

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/timberlake-samberg-dick-box-pepsi.jpg

Unless you bring me both Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg then I don't want it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Unless you bring me both Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg then I don't want it.

Would you take them both at once?

[ashbeeigh]

River?? Guadalupe?

Maybe. We haven't decided which one yet. We did Guadalupe two weeks ago.

[ashbeeigh]

Would you take them both at once?

I don't know if they could handle it.

[ATRAIN]

Would you take them both at once?

we could call her fingercuffs

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao Did I really just say that?


But seriously. I have a 4th grade little girl crush on Andy Samberg. He's such a cutie.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't know if they could handle it.

Would you let them penetrate every one of your orifices?

[ORION]

ATRAIN likes them under 2 years old.

I was trying to give him a little credit. Not much but a little. I guess any woman or animal that sees ATRAIN nude will quickly become petrified.

[CuckingFunt]

I could have lived without the thought of ashbeeigh getting double plugged by Samberg and Timberlake.

[mrsmaalox]

What the hell?? Something just bit my arm twice :huh

[to21]

Double penetration..:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Unless you bring me both Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg then I don't want it.

Please don't mention Justin in this context again.

[ashbeeigh]

Please don't mention Justin in this context again.

:lmao I forgot you love him.

[Silver21_Black20]

He is my only "free pass" :lol

[ORION]

He is my only "free pass" :lol

I thought that was Marco.

[ATRAIN]

Please don't mention Justin in this context again.


:lmao I forgot you love him.

So Since you married Steven is he the Mexican version of Justin?

[ATRAIN]

I thought that was Marco.

:lmao