Free Quattro Razor (19)

[jman3000]

Sitting on a toilet?

I'm jealous.

[jman3000]

I will remember this post number the next time you insult me.


3480...3480..3480...3480..3480...

You're retarded.

And not a tad.

[Spur-Addict]

I'm just sitting here waiting for our game to start. I got here a little too early.

I'd drop 30 and 10 on you.

[ORION]

Sitting on a toilet?

I'm jealous.
No dude

[ORION]

I'd drop 30 and 10 on you.

Why would you be proud of 30 missed shots and 10 turn overs.

[Spur-Addict]

Why would you be proud of 30 missed shots and 10 turn overs.

:wakeup

I'm sorry, did you say something?

[ORION]

:wakeup

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Pretending not to hear me, but quote me makes you look foolish.

[ORION]

:wakeup

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Man, these courts are dirty.

[Spur-Addict]

Pretending not to hear me, but quote me makes you look foolish.

:lol

True.

[Spur-Addict]

Man, these courts are dirty.

There's nothing worse than sliding on courts. I've played on some like this. Every five seconds i'm getting my shoes wet, or applying hands to the bottoms to remove dirt.

It takes ten minutes to clean a court properly. I hate lazy people in this sense because it's the safety of people on the line.

[ORION]

There's nothing worse than sliding on courts. I've played on some like this. Every five seconds i'm getting my shoes wet, or applying hands to the bottoms to remove dirt.

It takes ten minutes to clean a court properly. I hate lazy people in this sense because it's the safety of people on the line.
Its so bad we are keeping score on the court. Literally

[ATRAIN]

This doesn't surprise me.

ATRAIN screams insecurity.

Why is that?

[to21]

From here I can look into all u guy's computers.

[ashbeeigh]

Why is that?

Because she was taller than you. Duh.

[angel_luv]

My co-worker had to pick the day I am scheduled off early to be running late to take over for me.

Boo! :td

[mrsmaalox]

From here I can look into all u guy's computers.

Oh yea? So have you seen all the nude pics of ATRAIN and Viva that are on my hard drive??

[ATRAIN]

Because she was taller than you. Duh.

I dont see how that makes me insecure. That just means I prefer girls shorter.

[ATRAIN]

Oh yea? So have you seen all the nude pics of ATRAIN and Viva that are on my hard drive??

Didnt the bouncer tell you no pictures of the dancers??? Im going to tell them to not let you in next time.

[to21]

Oh yea? So have you seen all the nude pics of ATRAIN and Viva that are on my hard drive??No, but I've seen the images from the Vag cam you have setup.

[mrsmaalox]

No, but I've seen the images from the Vag cam you have setup.

Uh oh, must have been planted there

[CuckingFunt]

I'm entirely too sleepy for it to be almost noon.

[mrsmaalox]

Didnt the bouncer tell you no pictures of the dancers??? Im going to tell them to not let you in next time.

Fine. I already have the pictures :rolleyes

[Spur-Addict]

Its so bad we are keeping score on the court. Literally

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Greaaatt. There are a zillion kids swimming in my backyard and I just heard someone scream "Oh gawd, my balls!" I am not going out there.

[Dr. Gonzo]

ATRAIN is full of shit.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Greaaatt. There are a zillion kids swimming in my backyard and I just heard someone scream "Oh gawd, my balls!" I am not going out there.

i see you taught your daughter well

[ShoogarBear]

I'm entirely too sleepy for it to be almost noon.

Sounds like somebody had a busy night.

[CuckingFunt]

Greaaatt. There are a zillion kids swimming in my backyard and I just heard someone scream "Oh gawd, my balls!" I am not going out there.

Sounds like the responsible choice.

[Melmart1]

I'd give her a hug...but she'd probably hit me for it! :)


After I hugged Mel though. :toast

Gotdamn right you better hug me first.

Wait, are you saying I need a hug? Or do you just WANT to hug me?

[Melmart1]

She prob would hit you.

Mel prob wouldnt accept your hug cause your not a female.

Good gawd, still hanging on to that? :rolleyes

You hang on to petty shit worse than a woman.

[samikeyp]

Gotdamn right you better hug me first.

Wait, are you saying I need a hug? Or do you just WANT to hug me?

I want to hug you. and if you need one, even better. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Good gawd, still hanging on to that? :rolleyes

You hang on to petty shit worse than a woman.


This doesn't surprise me.

ATRAIN screams insecurity.

[ShoogarBear]

Mel? Hah, Mel won't even meet you even if there's a free game involving her beluuuved Red Sux.

[Melmart1]

Why would I want to meet anyone from here? So I can hear the tall tales and exaggerations in person? At least here I can scroll past the BS.

[jman3000]

Tall tales? No tall tales here.

Did I ever tell y'all about that time my penis was four feet long?

[Melmart1]

Tall tales? No tall tales here.

Did I ever tell y'all about that time my penis was four feet long?

Still not as long as one of Sandra's calves.

[jman3000]

or her neck for that matter.

[jman3000]

Now I feel insignificant : /

[ashbeeigh]

:lol tall tales and Sandra.

[ShoogarBear]

Tall tales? No tall tales here.

Did I ever tell y'all about that time my penis was four feet long?

http://www.georgeglazer.com/archives/decarts/objects/images/funhousegeorge.JPG

[ORION]

i see you taught your daughter well

Or not good enough ! Ooohhh

[ORION]

Greaaatt. There are a zillion kids swimming in my backyard and I just heard someone scream "Oh gawd, my balls!" I am not going out there.
Is your son playing Hoop it Up this weekend? I will be playing.

[ORION]

:lol
This guy had his company name on the side of his truck. Its called "Trim Masters"
That's awesome.

[ShoogarBear]

There's a course they used to teach out at Camp Bullis that was called Bushmaster.

That was old school.

[Silver21_Black20]

Wtf?

[ShoogarBear]

Still sharp as a tack, aren't you?

[jman3000]

I wish I was as popular as Shoog. His 8xx page visits make me jealous.

[jman3000]

Bleh... he's such an attention whore. Thinks he's so great.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why can't you type anything in all caps? I typed WTF? in all caps but it didn't come out as such.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why can't you type anything in all caps? I typed WTF? in all caps but it didn't come out as such.

WTF? did come out in all caps. You lying bitch!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Wtf?

[Silver21_Black20]

wtf?

ahh haa!!

[Silver21_Black20]

ahh haa!!

Even my name is lower case. Hmmm ...

[jman3000]

yes... this is perfectly healthy...

[Silver21_Black20]

yes... this is perfectly healthy...

As healthy as tasting coke off some chick's toilet?

[jman3000]

Cocaine is healthy. Extended periods of talking to yourself is not.

[ORION]

Cocaine is healthy. Extended periods of talking to yourself is not.
Talking to yourself is one thing but actually answering yourself is something totally different and scary.

[jman3000]

What about sex with yourself?

Shouldn't that be considered REALLY scary?

[jman3000]

What about sex with yourself?

Shouldn't that be considered REALLY scary?

[Silver21_Black20]

2 mins is extended periods? Ok.

[jman3000]

at what point does it become extended periods to you?

5 minutes?

10 minutes?

What's your record for most time spent speaking to yourself?

[Silver21_Black20]

I used to do this all the time in the original Quattro.

What's the big deal?

[jman3000]

:lol

It's not a big deal. I made an off handed comment, you freaked, so I ran with it.

[jman3000]

next you'll probably say "blah!".

[Silver21_Black20]

I didn't freak.

You freaked.

[jman3000]

But seriously people.

Four feet long.

[Silver21_Black20]

next you'll probably say "blah!".

Ha!

[jman3000]

lies. you read it and decided not to. you're too predictable.

[Silver21_Black20]

Nope.

[jman3000]

I knew you were gonna say that.

[ORION]

I used to do this all the time in the original Quattro.

What's the big deal?

I used to do that all the time back then but only because no one would talk to me.

[jman3000]

I don't think anybody talks to you now.

[ashbeeigh]

The Magic fans just gave the weakest boo ever to the Lakers. They are sucky finalists.

[ashbeeigh]

and this seven year old.. WTF? wtf? Wtf? What the Fuck?

[CuckingFunt]

Why would I want to meet anyone from here? So I can hear the tall tales and exaggerations in person? At least here I can scroll past the BS.

You wouldn't have to worry about that with me. I never exaggerate.






In fact, after a night of passion, Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie both declared me the single most honest person they'd ever met. They gave me a certificate, and everything.

[jman3000]

What a slut.

[jman3000]

My eye is twitching. WTF?

[CuckingFunt]

My eye is twitching. WTF?

It's God getting you back for calling me a slut.

[jman3000]

He has no reason for that. You've stated that you've rejected his only son.

The only way that makes sense is if you're getting a free pass for having a massive rack. If that's the case that dude isn't half bad.

[SpursStalker]

Sup?

:eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

I wish there was a place that delivered sushi, I could really go for a Tiger Eye Roll or Spicy susan or a few pieces of Unagi and some Sake Handrolls.

[ATRAIN]

I fucking hate you guys. Fuck you fucking fuckers!!

[SpursStalker]

I fucking hate you guys. Fuck you fucking fuckers!!

Awwwwwwwwww

*cries*

[ATRAIN]

Good gawd, still hanging on to that? :rolleyes

You hang on to petty shit worse than a woman.

hanging on to what, what are you blabbing on about?

[mrsmaalox]

I wish there was a place that delivered sushi, I could really go for a Tiger Eye Roll or Spicy susan or a few pieces of Unagi and some Sake Handrolls.

I'm cleaning out my aquarium today; if you'd like I could throw together something special for you. ;)

[ATRAIN]

I'm cleaning out my aquarium today; if you'd like I could throw together something special for you. ;)

only if you have sushi grade fish in there.

It sucks this little shit town i work in doesnt have shit for food, its all fast junk food. I live by at least 4 sushi places!!! FUCK I should have called in today.

[mrsmaalox]

Is your son playing Hoop it Up this weekend? I will be playing.

At the AT&T Center? Sounds pretty cool, good luck to you! I wanted to get my kid in that but his club league has playoffs this weekend. It's double elimination so he plays early on Sat. and if they win they play again in the afternoon, if they lose they play 2 hours later, etc. Goes on like that all weekend.

[jman3000]

Damn. Some people from high school have aged really bad. This girl I ran into is my age but looks like she's about 32 or so.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn. Some people from high school have aged really bad. This girl I ran into is my age but looks like she's about 32 or so.

All the people I run into look the god damn same. I think it's because you went to Marshall.

It's like nothing has changed. Even their persoanilities are the same. I don't think anyone has even changed friends. It's like "Hey Ashley! Guess who we're going out with tonight? The quarterback of the football team! Want to come out with us?" and then i say..."umm sure..can I bring so and so...you may remember her because all of us went to high school together..." and they say "Oh sure it'll be great to see them." (even though they don't remember them at all. And then by the end of the night i'ts two different groups at the bar that happened to go to high school together. Anyway. True story. It happened.

[Trainwreck2100]

Damn. Some people from high school have aged really bad. This girl I ran into is my age but looks like she's about 32 or so.

its either kids or coke

[jman3000]

You couldn't pay me to hang out with the people I did in high school.

1 guy was arrested for trying to meet a 13 year old on the internet like 2 years after graduation.

another dude got shot or shot somebody in Mexico and ended up in jail.

multiple cocaine addicts.

multiple roid heads.

I'm surprised I'm as normal as I am.

[jman3000]

its either kids or coke

Slight pouch. So I'll say at least 1 kid... maybe coke / meth in her late teens... but she probably stopped once she had the kid.

she might have picked up smoking because her skin looks a bit worn.

[ashbeeigh]

There are some people that you couldn't pay me a million dollars to go near that I went to high school. But you couldn't pay me to go near them in high school either.

Although, one was my waiter at Fridays a few months ago and he said he was sorry for being a sarcastic asshole to me for no good reason. And that was nice of him.

I saw one girl I went to high school with on the news a few months ago. She had a baby and found some bones or some crap at a park.

I'm sure there are a lot of drug dealers and crap too, but I choose to ignore that .My class was 641 people.

[jman3000]

Mine was over 1000 I think. Maybe 800 something.

That guy was probably just trying to get laid. Usually when I see people I recognize I just ignore them.

[Spur-Addict]

its either kids or coke

Or Food, or depression.

[jman3000]

She's not that bad. I'd probably still put it in her.

[jman3000]

When you're dealing with single mother cocaine/meth addicts you really shouldn't be expecting much anyways.

[Trainwreck2100]

Or Food, or depression.

food? i ate like an elephant and i dont look 30.

[Trainwreck2100]

When you're dealing with single mother cocaine/meth addicts you really shouldn't be expecting much anyways.

that reminds me i was coming out of a parking lot, and this girl was in her car asking for money with her kids in the back seat. She looked like a user too I thought to myself, "fuck you for using your kids to panhandle"

[jman3000]

It'd be my guess that being hefty would make somebody look younger. The stretching of the skin might offset the appearance of any wrinkles.

I pulled that from my ass so I could be wrong.

[jman3000]

that reminds me i was coming out of a parking lot, and this girl was in her car asking for money with her kids in the back seat. I thought to myself, "fuck you for using your kids to beg"

You should have told the kids to close their eyes and that if she wanted money she was gonna have to earn it.

[Spur-Addict]

food? i ate like an elephant and i dont look 30.

I've seen women go from Coke Bottle, to human blob. It definetly takes a toll on your appearing age.

[ashbeeigh]

mmm. I'm going to go get some sushi at sushi zushi. Want to come ATRAIN?

[CuckingFunt]

No one cares.

[ATRAIN]

mmm. I'm going to go get some sushi at sushi zushi. Want to come ATRAIN?

thats not even nice

[ashbeeigh]

thats not even nice

Well you're not a very nice person.

[ATRAIN]

Well you're not a very nice person.

fuck you

[ashbeeigh]

fuck you

It was more like "fuck me" last night.

[CuckingFunt]

Ew.

[jman3000]

omg. can yall just get a webcam and get it over with?

[jman3000]

ew.

qft

[ATRAIN]

It was more like "fuck me" last night.

fuck you

[ATRAIN]

Ew.

fuck you too

[ATRAIN]

omg. can yall just get a webcam and get it over with?

go fuck yourself

[ATRAIN]

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Go watch Jman fuck himself

[CuckingFunt]

I really need a job. I don't have anywhere near enough to do with my days.

[ATRAIN]

I really need a job. I don't have anywhere near enough to do with my days.

no one fucking cares

[CuckingFunt]

no one fucking cares

I think you need to change your tampon.

[CuckingFunt]

That was a horribly sexist thing to say. I'm not proud.

[ATRAIN]

No one cares.


I think you need to change your tampon.

you first




fuck you

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain fucks fat chicks.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain thinks he is badass when in fact he is not.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain was owned by Don Quixote.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain fucks fat chicks.

Its not nice calling your mom fat




Fuck you with Jmans stache

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck ATRAIN for the fact that I now want sushi.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Nice try. My mom only fucks black guys.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain thinks he is badass when in fact he is not.

Its a Fuckin Fact

[ATRAIN]

Atrain was owned by Don Quixote.

Fuck that Star Child Faggot

[Dr. Gonzo]

Its a Fuckin Fact

I know that's a fact. That's why I typed it.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck ATRAIN for the fact that I now want sushi.

HA! I fucking got you!!

[ATRAIN]

Nice try. My mom only fucks black guys.

Watch your fucking mouth

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain is annoying.

[ATRAIN]

I know that's a fact. That's why I typed it.

Its a fact that I am a FUCKING BAD MOTHER FUCKER.



I FUCKING SHOT BAT MAN

I FUCKING KILLED DON Q

I FUCKING RAPED PEE WEE SO HARD HE LEFT SPURS TALK

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. Fuck. Fucking fuck.



There. I am now the baddest of badass.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain is annoying.

Fuckin A

[Dr. Gonzo]

Its a fact that I am a FUCKING BAD MOTHER FUCKER.



I FUCKING SHOT BAT MAN

I FUCKING KILLED DON Q

I FUCKING RAPED PEE WEE SO HARD HE LEFT SPURS TALK

You raped peewee?

That's pretty gay. You are gay.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain had forcibly had anal sex with another man.

[ATRAIN]

atrain had forcibly had anal sex with another man.

fuck your right.......fuck it!!

[ATRAIN]

Fuck my life

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck my life

I'm not attracted to your life, either.

[ATRAIN]

ok im done with the fucks for today.......hey Steven lets troll that Manufan guy that called you a blind homer lol.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Oh ok. That's sounds fun.

:jack

[ATRAIN]

I'm not attracted to your life, either.

Yeah it sucks right now.....im having car problems and its getting expensive. I almost went to the dealership and traded that fucker in.

[CuckingFunt]

I will be so happy when my dance class starts next week. This is excruciating.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah it sucks right now.....im having car problems and its getting expensive. I almost went to the dealership and traded that fucker in.

How old is it?

[ATRAIN]

How old is it?

2003 I finished paying it off last feb. My plan was to get another car in dec or jan and use the tahoe to drive to work and back and keep the car for after work/weekends/going out of town.

[mrsmaalox]

I will be so happy when my dance class starts next week. This is excruciating.

You think it's excrutiating for you! :rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

2003 I finished paying it off last feb. My plan was to get another car in dec or jan and use the tahoe to drive to work and back and keep the car for after work/weekends/going out of town.

My Expedition is 2003 too. It's getting near the point of sinking money into it or just getting something new. But I've had my eye on one of these Caddies

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1381/1081351603_39d1bafaf8.jpg

What do you think as a replacement for an Expedition? Keep in mind I have to have a serious kid hauler!

[ashbeeigh]

What a waste of a page and a half.

[Melmart1]

If maalox buys a cadillac, I will have to start calling her matlock more often.

[Melmart1]

Does it have a space for Depends in the glove compartment?

[Melmart1]

What about a place to put your liver spot cream? I bet maalox has mad liver spots.

[jman3000]

I hate stupid people.

[Melmart1]

I hate stupid people.

Self-loathing is a terrible thing.

[jman3000]

*rimshot*

[jman3000]

I hate that I like cereal so much but I'm lactose intolerant.

I'll eat a couple bowls when I know I won't be doing anything later on and live with the consequences.

[Melmart1]

I hate that I like cereal so much but I'm lactose intolerant.

I'll eat a couple bowls when I know I won't be doing anything later on and live with the consequences.

Can you eat cheese? You're a bad Mexican if you can't eat cheese.

[jman3000]

Hmm... I can eat cheese.

I can't drink any kind of milk or soy based substitute without getting ......... gassy.

Maybe I'm not lactose intolerant at all, milk / milk-like-product intolerant.

ha i've never thought about the cheese factor.

[jman3000]

maybe I cant eat cheese but I eat it in such small portions that I don't notice the difference.

[Melmart1]

maybe I cant eat cheese but I eat it in such small portions that I don't notice the difference.

Even on pizza? Nothing small about cheese portions on pizza.

Maybe it's the cereal you eat. Are you buying that box of cereal that deceptively looks like corn flakes but is really a laxative?

[jman3000]

:lol

fuck, you got me again. I'm confused now. I have no idea what's wrong me.

[Melmart1]

:lol

fuck, you got me again. I'm confused now. I have no idea what's wrong me.

I have a few ideas, but none of them have to do with milk.

[ShoogarBear]

Nice try. My mom only fucks black guys.

I knew you looked familiar.

[florige]

My Expedition is 2003 too. It's getting near the point of sinking money into it or just getting something new. But I've had my eye on one of these Caddies

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1381/1081351603_39d1bafaf8.jpg

What do you think as a replacement for an Expedition? Keep in mind I have to have a serious kid hauler!



If MM buys that I am going to put her in the richer category with the rest of these rich fucks here on ST. lol

[jman3000]

You know you're taking kick backs from all those Baltimore drug dealers.

Don't act like you're not sitting on a small nest egg.

[jman3000]

I haven't even started yet and I'm already on the take.

[ashbeeigh]

If MM buys that I am going to put her in the richer category with the rest of these rich fucks here on ST. lol

She's already a closet richer. Her kids go to Reagan.

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh takes multiple penises inside of her at the same time.

[jman3000]

estimates are that the numbers of penises which are inserted at the same time have reached upwards of 4, but average at 3.

[florige]

You know you're taking kick backs from all those Baltimore drug dealers.

Don't act like you're not sitting on a small nest egg.



Yeah right. I'm just patrol. When you become a Dec is where the real money is. Narc Decs are the ones with the $. Got a couple of dirt bikes and four wheelers here and there though. lol

[florige]

She's already a closet richer. Her kids go to Reagan.


Okay MM I have heard enough. Your kids go to private school, AND you are about to buy a Caddie. You are officially in the ST richer category.
I will inform B2B of my findings. lol Thanks Ash!:toast

[florige]

I haven't even started yet and I'm already on the take.



How much do they start patrolman off at in SA?

[jman3000]

Reagan is a public school. Geez florige you need to do your san antonio high school's research.

ugh.

[florige]

I heart working nights! :toast

[jman3000]

How much do they start patrolman off at in SA?

after the 1 year probationary period they start off at 42k with my degree. it's upper 30's if you just have HS.

[florige]

Reagan is a public school. Geez florige you need to do your san antonio high school's research.

ugh.



Why did Ash make it seem like it was a richer school then? What is it the West Beverly High of SA or something?

[jman3000]

it's kinda sorta in a rich area. it's san antonio though so it's not like it's some school filled with celebrities children.

[florige]

after the 1 year probationary period they start off at 42k with my degree. it's upper 30's if you just have HS.


Fuck dude you have a degree, why don't you apply for the FBI? They are hiring shitloads of agents now.

[jman3000]

Fuck dude you have a degree, why don't you apply for the FBI? They are hiring shitloads of agents now.

I hear from people in the field that they are looking for CPA's and linguist specialists.

I plan on applying... but I'm not gonna get my hopes up.

[florige]

I hear from people in the field that they are looking for CPA's and linguist specialists.

I plan on applying... but I'm not gonna get my hopes up.



Yeah at least apply. Cutoff age is 37 for SA's. I'm pretty sure you will at least get a look at some point. (until they find out you are a whore that is)

[ashbeeigh]

Why did Ash make it seem like it was a richer school then? What is it the West Beverly High of SA or something?

It is like West Beverly. Don't let jman fool you just because he lives in the compton of the northwest side.

[ashbeeigh]

I downloaded Elliott Yamin's first CD tonight. It's pretty lame. I'm glad I downlaoded it from Ares instead of Itunes.

[jman3000]

Yeah at least apply. Cutoff age is 37 for SA's. I'm pretty sure you will at least get a look at some point. (until they find out you are a whore that is)

I could totally be an undercover agent and bang lots of Arabian/Persian mamacitas to get information.

It's a tactic used in the bible so it's good for me.

[jman3000]

omg ashbeeigh shut up. you make my face want to explode.

[florige]

I could totally be an undercover agent and bang lots of Arabian/Persian mamacitas to get information.

It's a tactic used in the bible so it's good for me.



:lmao You are fucked up dude!

[florige]

I downloaded Elliott Yamin's first CD tonight. It's pretty lame. I'm glad I downlaoded it from Ares instead of Itunes.


iTunes suck! They never have shit on there that I want. I can't bitch to much because I did "find" this iPod.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

When did this place die?

[jman3000]

iTunes suck! They never have shit on there that I want. I can't bitch to much because I did "find" this iPod.

I have a feeling you either beat up a minority and it fell out of his pocket or it "appeared" in your mail box a week after you looked the other way down at the harbor when a shipment of "sugar" came in.

[florige]

I have a feeling you either beat up a minority and it fell out of his pocket or it "appeared" in your mail box a week after you looked the other way down at the harbor when a shipment of "sugar" came in.



I found mine in between some DVD's at FYE.

[florige]

I have a feeling you either beat up a minority and it fell out of his pocket or it "appeared" in your mail box a week after you looked the other way down at the harbor when a shipment of "sugar" came in.



:wow I forgot you were here not too long ago.

[ashbeeigh]

omg ashbeeigh shut up. you make my face want to explode.

omg jman, i don't care.

[jman3000]

You're a horrible liar.

[ashbeeigh]

my right ear itches. Someone must like me.

[jman3000]

My balls itch.

Somebody must have given me the clap.

[jman3000]

I don't know why I said that.

I regret it already.

[Kori Ellis]

My balls itch.

Somebody must have given me the clap.

I quoted it, since you regret it. :)

[jman3000]

I have no recourse.

Bleh.

[Kori Ellis]

Do you still live in our neighborhood? I never see you lurking in the bushes.

[jman3000]

No. I'm farther out. The cops got wise to my routine so I changed my name and moved away.

[Kori Ellis]

No. I'm farther out. The cops got wise to my routine so I changed my name and moved away.

Smart move. So are you going by "Jay Mann" these days?

[jman3000]

:lol

yeah.. but the J is a Spanish J.

So it sounds like "Hey Mann" whenever anybody calls me.

[Kori Ellis]

lol

Hey, we are moving too.. so you won't be able to stalk my house anyway. In about 2-3 months, we are moving to Hill Country Village.

[jman3000]

that's why god made google and satellite technology.

you can never hide from me.

If you ever need help moving let me know and I can help out. I'll charge y'all lunch.

[Kori Ellis]

If you ever need help moving let me know and I can help out. I'll charge y'all lunch.

Good to know... thanks. We can have a mini-moving GTG. :)

[jman3000]

I'm doing it more to find out where you live and get used to the sight lines and less to help you out.

I don't want anybody thinking I've subscribed to altruism or anything.

[Trainwreck2100]

lol

Hey, we are moving too.. so you won't be able to stalk my house anyway. In about 2-3 months, we are moving to Hill Country Village.

well that makes me feel good

[Kori Ellis]

well that makes me feel good

You don't like Hill Country Village?

[Mugshot]

lol

Hey, we are moving too.. so you won't be able to stalk my house anyway. In about 2-3 months, we are moving to Hill Country Village.

I'm about to put my house up for sale in Hill Country Village. So if you're interested, then I will send you a link when it's ready.

[Kori Ellis]

I'm about to put my house up for sale in Hill Country Village. So if you're interested, then I will send you a link when it's ready.

Thanks, we already have the house.. we are just taking the next couple months to do some remodeling before we move in.

[Mugshot]

Thanks, we already have the house.. we are just taking the next couple months to do some remodeling before we move in.

Cool deal, it's a great area. Great time to buy.

[Kori Ellis]

Cool deal, it's a great area. Great time to buy.

It's my favorite area in San Antonio. Are you moving away?

[Mugshot]

It's my favorite area in San Antonio. Are you moving away?

I own an acre in Shady Oaks about three minutes from my current house and I decided that I'm finally going to build on it.

[Kori Ellis]

I own an acre in Shady Oaks about three minutes from my current house and I decided that I'm finally going to build on it.

Very cool. Building from scratch I'm sure is fun (though obviously a lot of hassles going along with it). Good luck.

[Mugshot]

Very cool. Building from scratch I'm sure is fun (though obviously a lot of hassles going along with it). Good luck.

Thanks, you too.

[mrsmaalox]

lol

Hey, we are moving too.. so you won't be able to stalk my house anyway. In about 2-3 months, we are moving to Hill Country Village.

Is Hill Country Village the area next to Hollywood Park? It's all very nice there. Will you be feeding the deer or not? :)

[jman3000]

I don't know which is worse:

Hollywood Park with all those damn deer.

Or that neighborhood near Wurzbach with all those damn peacocks.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Or Highland Hills with all those damn Mexicans.

[ATRAIN]

Turns out my Trucks transmission needs to be replaced!!!! I think im car shopping this weekend.

[florige]

Turns out my Trucks transmission needs to be replaced!!!! I think im car shopping this weekend.



You getting another truck?

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha stupid

[ashbeeigh]

when I'm rich I'm moving to Shavano Park. None of this deer crap in HCV. I like to know the cops will keep me save from speeders.

But, the rate I'm going I'm never going to be rich, so...this is of no importance.

Cograts on the new house Kori! That area is super nice.

[florige]

haha stupid



Hey Steven let me borrow a couple of your PS3 games.

[ATRAIN]

You getting another truck?

I am thinking yes

[ORION]

haha stupid

Please tell me you got that email I sent you with the monkeys ?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I got an email, I haven't watched it yet.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lmao

The monkeys were doing it.

[ORION]

I got an email, I haven't watched it yet.
That is some of the funniest shit I've seen. EVER

[ORION]

:lmao

The monkeys were doing it.
And was the female cleaning him off afterwards ? That is pimp

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey Steven let me borrow a couple of your PS3 games.

Don't you work nights? Why are you awake?

[florige]

Don't you work nights? Why are you awake?




I can't go right to sleep when I get off. I have to be in court this afternoon though.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I can let you borrow a game. Just send me a self addressed stamped envelope and a $6.95 shipping fee. I'll let you borrow NBA Live 2008.

[Dr. Gonzo]

My nephew has my other cool games. He has my COD4 and GTA4.

[Dr. Gonzo]

7IiLZ0dvDWU

[florige]

My nephew has my other cool games. He has my COD4 and GTA4.




I'll trade you the Hulk for GTA4 when you get that back.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'll trade you the Hulk for GTA4 when you get that back.

As intriguing as that trade sounds, I'm gonna have to pass.

[florige]

It may be bad news that I all of a sudden can play these role playing games again without feeling like I'm going to throw up.

[ATRAIN]

It may be bad news that I all of a sudden can play these role playing games again without feeling like I'm going to throw up.

I thought it was FPS games that got you sick?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Role playing games suck so hard that they make me want to throw up.

[florige]

I thought it was FPS games that got you sick?



No it was ANY game that followed the character around. It started with me just wanting to see how the Hulk game was I was about to trade in and nothing happened. I bought Wolverine and beat that. Idk why the hell I all of the sudden can play them without feeling queasy as fuck.

[Silver21_Black20]

I can't go right to sleep when I get off. I have to be in court this afternoon though.

I hear ya.

Court sucks!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I have been playing Skate 2. I like games where I don't have to think.

[ORION]

I have been playing Skate 2. I like games where I don't have to think.

I don't like doing anything where I have to think.

[florige]

I hear ya.

Court sucks!



I only have three today. Hopefully mine aren't dead last.

[ATRAIN]

I have been playing Skate 2. I like games where I don't have to think.

So you buy a lot of G rated games?

[florige]

I don't like doing anything where I have to think.


You have to think playing B-ball.

[mrsmaalox]

:wakeup

Okay, ya'll can entertain me now!

[florige]

:wakeup

Okay, ya'll can entertain me now!


You can lend me some of that dough you have so it will make my school transition alot smoother this fall richer.

[Dr. Gonzo]

So you buy a lot of G rated games?

I buy a game every 6 months or so. This is a list of my games:

Metal Gear Solid
COD4
GTA4
Skate 2
NCAA Football 2009
NBA 2k9
NBA Live 2008 (I won that at Dave and Busters)


I think that's it. I haven't finished Metal Gear Solid because I lose patience with those games. It took me years to finish the previous ones simply because I hate sitting through an hour of cut scenes.

[mrsmaalox]

You can lend me some of that dough you have so it will make my school transition alot smoother this fall richer.

I work hard for my money ;)

How long has it been since you've gone to school?

[florige]

I work hard for my money ;)

How long has it been since you've gone to school?



12 years ago since I graduated HS. :lol I have pretty much have paid off all my major bills. I have to make a run at the FBI now. But you need a degree to become a agent.