Free Quattro Razor (19)

[batman2883]

why did you have to change on me
your love, was so easy to see
oh girl i gave you all my time
but why, couldnt i make you mine
changing your love was
the best thing to do
my love was too strong for both me and you
you go your way baby
ill go mine searching for a love we're both meant to find
if you decide to come back to me
ill be waiting so patiently
until then, i hope to find someone to love me baby, all of the time

[batman2883]

http://oilyrags.com/lvjrnl/mp3/Fischerspooner/Fischerspooner%20-%20Never%20Win.mp3

[Dr. Gonzo]

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[ORION]

I need to get into better shape. I just played 3 straight games of full court and I feel like I just got through running away from Batman2883 on x.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ha ha halocaust!

[Dr. Gonzo]

I just watched Wolverine and it is a kick ass movie however the leak is just funny at times. The unfinished CGI makes the end almost unwatchable. I can't wait to see it in theaters though.

[Spur-Addict]

"I just wanna hurdle ya girdle and do slam dunks in yo swimmin' trunks"

[CuckingFunt]

"I just wanna hurdle ya girdle and do slam dunks in yo swimmin' trunks"

Best. Youtube. Ever.

[Spur-Addict]

Yep, it's up there with Oran Juice Jones.

[SpursStalker]

Yep, it's up there with Oran Juice Jones.

Sup?

[batman2883]

the woods are dark and deep
and i have miles to go before i sleep
do you hear me butterfly
miles to go before you sleep

[ORION]

the woods are dark and deep
and i have miles to go before i sleep
do you hear me butterfly
miles to go before you sleep
You can't come. Fish can smell the gay and you would scare them all away

[mrsmaalox]

Everybody have a nice weekend? :)

[CuckingFunt]

Yay!! Class was canceled!!

[Silver21_Black20]

On my agenda for today ...

1.

[CuckingFunt]

On my agenda for today ...

1.

I love those days.

I miss those days. :depressed

I have so much shit to get done in the last few weeks of this semester that having my one class of the day canceled just means I've got more time to do homework.

[CuckingFunt]

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[ORION]

I got turned down for a damn loan to get my grill. Change me back yo !

[Dr. Gonzo]

Was it going to look like this?

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11444557/Grillz_Grills_Gold_Teeth_Caps.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I got turned down for a damn loan to get my grill. Change me back yo !

What time is The Simpsons on?!?!

[Silver21_Black20]

I love those days.

I miss those days. :depressed

I have so much shit to get done in the last few weeks of this semester that having my one class of the day canceled just means I've got more time to do homework.

I do have stuff to do today but I don't want to do them. Like the "Thank You" cards I'm suppose to send out. Shouldn't people be thanking US for coming to our wedding?

[mrsmaalox]

I wonder if any kids have glued rhinestones onto their braces to look like a grill?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think that's what ORION is doing since he didn't get his grill loan.

[CuckingFunt]

I do have stuff to do today but I don't want to do them. Like the "Thank You" cards I'm suppose to send out. Shouldn't people be thanking US for coming to our wedding?

I always assumed the cards were to thank people for the presents, rather than their presence.

In either case, yes. They should be thanking you for the invite.

[ORION]

What time is The Simpsons on?!?!

Haha! My 401k !

[ORION]

I think that's what ORION is doing since he didn't get his grill loan.

No I just got some tin foil and folded it over my teeth

[CuckingFunt]

No I just got some tin foil and folded it over my teeth

As someone with a few metal fillings... ouch.

Very, very ouch.

[mrsmaalox]

Is it cold outside? I can't decide what to wear

[CuckingFunt]

Is it cold outside? I can't decide what to wear

Weather.com is your friend.

[Silver21_Black20]

Weather.com is your friend.

Or simply walking to a window or opening the front door would answer her own question.

[CuckingFunt]

Or simply walking to a window or opening the front door would answer her own question.

Considering how many times Pepcid has posted that she's still in bed at noon, I was assuming an unwillingness to make such an effort.

[mrsmaalox]

Considering how many times Pepcid has posted that she's still in bed at noon, I was assuming an unwillingness to make such an effort.

:tu

[SpursStalker]

Everybody have a nice weekend? :)

I did ... how was yours?

[mrsmaalox]

I did ... how was yours?

Very nice, thank you.

[Silver21_Black20]

Considering how many times Pepcid has posted that she's still in bed at noon, I was assuming an unwillingness to make such an effort.

Or ... Or she can nudge Atrain or peewee or whoever else has been in her bed to check the weather. Yeah?

[CuckingFunt]

Or ... Or she can nudge Atrain or peewee or whoever else has been in her bed to check the weather. Yeah?

Indeed.

That's what I would do.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I like Chinese food.

[ORION]

I like Chinese food.
You may like it but I love it.

[Spur-Addict]

"Hey, hey baby how you doin'? Come in here, I got some hot chocolate on the stove waitin' for ya. Listen, first things first let me hang up that coat. Yeah, how was ya day today? Miss me? Oh you did? Yeah I missed you too. I missed you so much I followed you today. That's right, now close ya mouth cause you cold busted. That's right now sit down here, sit down here. I'm so upset I don't know what to do. My first impulse was to run up on you and do a rambo and whip out the jammy and flat blast both of you. But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty seven hundred dollar linx coat. So instead, I chilled. That's right, chilled. Then I went to the bank and took out every dime. Then I went and canceled all those credit cards, yeah. All ya charge accounts, yeah. I stuck you up for every piece of jewelry I ever bought ya, yeah. That's right every thang. Everythang, get fly with me. No no no don't go lookin in that closet, cause you aint got nothin' in there. Everything you came here wit is packed up and waitin for you in the guest room. That's right, what were you thinkin' about? Huh? What were you tryin' to prove? Huh? You was wit the JUICE. I gave you silk suits, and Gucci hand bags and blue diamonds. I gave you shit you couldn't even pronounce. Now I can give you nothin' but advice. Cause you still young, that's right you still young. I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all of this. You know? You gon find someone like me one of these days. Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get outta here wit that alley cat coat wearin' hush puppy shoe wearin crump cake I saw you wit. Cause you dismissed. That's right, silly rabbit tricks are made for kids. Did you know that? You without me is like cornflake without the milk. It's my world you just a squirrel tryin to get a nut. Now get on outta here. Don't touch that Coat"

[CuckingFunt]

"Hey, hey baby how you doin'? Come in here, I got some hot chocolate on the stove waitin' for ya. Listen, first things first let me hang up that coat. Yeah, how was ya day today? Miss me? Oh you did? Yeah I missed you too. I missed you so much I followed you today. That's right, now close ya mouth cause you cold busted. That's right now sit down here, sit down here. I'm so upset I don't know what to do. My first impulse was to run up on you and do a rambo and whip out the jammy and flat blast both of you. But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty seven hundred dollar linx coat. So instead, I chilled. That's right, chilled. Then I went to the bank and took out every dime. Then I went and canceled all those credit cards, yeah. All ya charge accounts, yeah. I stuck you up for every piece of jewelry I ever bought ya, yeah. That's right every thang. Everythang, get fly with me. No no no don't go lookin in that closet, cause you aint got nothin' in there. Everything you came here wit is packed up and waitin for you in the guest room. That's right, what were you thinkin' about? Huh? What were you tryin' to prove? Huh? You was wit the JUICE. I gave you silk suits, and Gucci hand bags and blue diamonds. I gave you shit you couldn't even pronounce. Now I can give you nothin' but advice. Cause you still young, that's right you still young. I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all of this. You know? You gon find someone like me one of these days. Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get outta here wit that alley cat coat wearin' hush puppy shoe wearin crump cake I saw you wit. Cause you dismissed. That's right, silly rabbit tricks are made for kids. Did you know that? You without me is like cornflake without the milk. It's my world you just a squirrel tryin to get a nut. Now get on outta here. Don't touch that Coat"

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[ShoogarBear]

I always assumed the cards were to thank people for the presents, rather than their presence.

In either case, yes. They should be thanking you for the invite.

I didn't get no frickin invite. They should send me a thank you card for not crashing.

[ORION]

I didn't get no frickin invite. They should send me a thank you card for not crashing.

You didn't get an invite because you never once paid for drugs.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't get an invite because no one likes me.

:depressed

[florige]

Michigan State fails! What a suckass championship game.
At least the O's whupped the Yankees today!!:lol
Texiera 0-5!!!:rollin

[florige]

Also Manu being out for the season sucks ass!

[peewee's lovechild]

Also Manu being out for the season sucks ass!


We're done.

That piece of shit Argentinian has cost us for the third time.

Fuck him.

Fuck him right in the ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't get an invite because no one likes me.

:depressed

:(

[mrsmaalox]

Michigan State fails! What a suckass championship game.
At least the O's whupped the Yankees today!!:lol
Texiera 0-5!!!:rollin
The entire tournament is always mediocre at best. But at least with this one my son owes me a car detailing with a hand wax :tu

[peewee's lovechild]

The entire tournament is always mediocre at best. But at least with this one my son owes me a car detailing with a hand job :tu


You. Dirty. Filthy. Whore.

[mrsmaalox]

You. Dirty. Filthy. Whore.

You really need a new routine, dear :rolleyes

[CuckingFunt]

Methinks peewee's bored tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

You really need a new routine, dear :rolleyes

I'm sure you've heard that on more than one occasion.

[peewee's lovechild]

Methinks peewee's bored tonight.


Methinketh you mayeth be righteth.

[Melmart1]

I am bored, too. I got my fill of baseball and now I am like ... "now, what?" So I come here and Manu is out for the season. Such bullshit!

[Melmart1]

Although I just spoiled tonight's episode of 24 for ATrain :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Although I just spoiled tonight's episode of 24 for ATrain :lol

:lol

The episode sucked ass.

[CuckingFunt]

That show sucks ass.

Yeah... I said it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am bored, too. I got my fill of baseball and now I am like ... "now, what?" So I come here and Manu is out for the season. Such bullshit!

Pinche Manu.

Anyway, did you see how the Yankees billion dollar investment debuted??

Hahaha, chingado . . . they sucked ass. CC and Texiera sucked ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

That show sucks ass.

Yeah... I said it.

I will kick your ass.

[Melmart1]

Pinche Manu.

Anyway, did you see how the Yankees billion dollar investment debuted??

Hahaha, chingado . . . they sucked ass. CC and Texiera sucked ass.

Yeah, Tex got booed bad, it warmed my dark, cavernous heart.

[Melmart1]

CC is a big man but he looks bigger than usual. Gotdamn, the Chinkies at the local buffet need to cut him off.

[CuckingFunt]

I will kick your ass.

I've actually never seen an episode. I just wanted to make steam come out of your ears.

[Melmart1]

I've actually never seen an episode. I just wanted to make steam come out of your ears.

If you want to do that, say that Kim>>>Renee

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, Tex got booed bad, it warmed my dark, cavernous heart.

:lol

I bet it did.

Don't worry, it was just a false start, to use a football term.

We'll come roaring back.

After all, all the major baseball pundits have the Yanks taking the East and many have them taking the AL.

Funny thing is that I haven't heard anyone say the same about the Rangers.

[peewee's lovechild]

CC is a big man but he looks bigger than usual. Gotdamn, the Chinkies at the local buffet need to cut him off.

No shit, I think that fucker gained about 30 lbs.

[peewee's lovechild]

If you want to do that, say that Kim>>>Renee

Let's not start that.

[CuckingFunt]

If you want to do that, say that Kim>>>Renee

I could just say that Jesus is my lord and savior.

[CuckingFunt]

Or that the simulation of publicly starving a dog is art.

[CuckingFunt]

Or that Steven Spielberg sucks horse cock.

And swallows.

With a smile on his face.

[Melmart1]

I could just say that Jesus is my lord and savior.

Or that Dark Knight sucked.

[peewee's lovechild]

I could just say that Jesus is my lord and savior.

If you were to seriously say that, my faith in humanity would die.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or that the simulation of publicly starving a dog is art.

Come on, even you knew it was all pure bullshit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or that Steven Spielberg sucks horse cock.

And swallows.

With a smile on his face.

The Berg is considered a god in many cultures.

The Mayans had a prophesy of his greatness.

It has been fulfilled.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Or that the simulation of publicly starving a dog is art.

It isn't?

[Spur-Addict]

I will kick your ass.

If we do it simultaneously, we could send her airborne.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or that Dark Knight sucked.

I don't take offense to this post because I know that you don't believe this.

TDK should've gotten an Oscar.

Fucking dancing Indians and their bullshit chicken tikka masala.

[ATRAIN]

Yankee talk I see.....they try to buy championships and they suck and anyone from Texas or Mexico in pee wees case should kill themselves for being a fan

[CuckingFunt]

Come on, even you knew it was all pure bullshit.

Read about this in one of my texts tonight.

I give you, art: Cloaca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdlLBWymnUA).

[CuckingFunt]

It isn't?

Today, I was having a conversation and the other person actually said, "I know, right?"

It took all my strength not to walk away right then.

[Melmart1]

I don't take offense to this post because I know that you don't believe this.

TDK should've gotten an Oscar.

Fucking dancing Indians and their bullshit chicken tikka masala.

Indian food is goooood! I think I might make some chicken masala tomorrow. Mmmmm.

Hey, maybe CC has been eating Indian food. Especially the desserts, they are loaded with sugar and fat. Ever eaten an Indian pudding? That will put five pounds on you for sure.

[peewee's lovechild]

Read about this in one of my texts tonight.

I give you, art: Cloaca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdlLBWymnUA).

I will not fall for that Rickroll.

[peewee's lovechild]

Indian food is goooood! I think I might make some chicken masala tomorrow. Mmmmm.

Hey, maybe CC has been eating Indian food. Especially the desserts, they are loaded with sugar and fat. Ever eaten an Indian pudding? That will put five pounds on you for sure.

Chicken tikka masala is actually my favorite Indian food. The India Palace has some damn good chicken tikka masala.

It's still not better than TDK.

[CuckingFunt]

I will not fall for that Rickroll.

I would never Rickroll anyone.

I think that song is greatness and would proudly proclaim it as such.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would never Rickroll anyone.

I think that song is greatness and would proudly proclaim it as such.

You've lost all credibility.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck, now I feel like listening to "When Smokey Sings".

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck, now I feel like listening to "When Smokey Sings".


You've lost all credibility.

[Melmart1]

Read about this in one of my texts tonight.

I give you, art: Cloaca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdlLBWymnUA).

Since I know what a cloaca is, I think I will not click on this. I don't need to see some poor animal's asshole.

[peewee's lovechild]

My little Julia can't sleep because allergies are making her sneeze non-stop.

I wish they had allergy meds for toddlers.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Today, I was having a conversation and the other person actually said, "I know, right?"

It took all my strength not to walk away right then.

The proper response is, "Totally."

Add the hair flip for the win.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shut your mouth!!!

When Smokey Sings is a classic!!

[CuckingFunt]

Since I know what a cloaca is, I think I will not click on this. I don't need to see some poor animal's asshole.

It's actually the name of some guy's art installation. It's a machine that simulates digestion. You go into a gallery and watch the machine be fed and shit.

According to my text, some of the freeze dried turds have sold for $1,500.

[Spur-Addict]

Yeah I couldn't get past a minute of that video.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Who was the savant whose shit-in-a-can sold for $20,000?

The name escapes me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Who was the savant whose shit-in-a-can sold for $20,000?

The name escapes me.

I should've thought about that one.

Funt would've praised my artistic flair.

[CuckingFunt]

The proper response is, "Totally."

Add the hair flip for the win.

I just responded with "right."

And a hair flip.

[Melmart1]

It's actually the name of some guy's art installation. It's a machine that simulates digestion. You go into a gallery and watch the machine be fed and shit.

According to my text, some of the freeze dried turds have sold for $1,500.

I'll freeze dry my turds and sell them for a fraction of that. Gotdamn!

[peewee's lovechild]

I just responded with "right."

And a hair flip.

I thought you shaved your head.

You fucking lied to me.

[Melmart1]

I just realized I never ate dinner in my baseball coma. What should I eat? Hmmm

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll freeze dry my turds and sell them for a fraction of that. Gotdamn!

I'll buy one for a fiver.

I want to know what a freeze dried Mel turd is all about.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just realized I never ate dinner in my baseball coma. What should I eat? Hmmm

Italian sammie from Quizno's.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just realized I never ate dinner in my baseball coma. What should I eat? Hmmm

Dude, I bought some gumbo at Central Market on Saturday.

Fuck, that stuff was goooooooood.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Had to look it up and should have known the dago name:

http://www.artnewsblog.com/images/piero-manzoni-shit.jpg

[Melmart1]

Dude, I bought some gumbo at Central Market on Saturday.

Fuck, that stuff was goooooooood.

Did you buy it from the deli case area? They make all that shit from scratch in the kitchen and then bring it out. The risotto cakes are the best, and if I could ever make my green beans almondine as good as theirs, I could die happy. There is some ingredient that I am missing.

[peewee's lovechild]

Had to look it up and should have known the dago name:

http://www.artnewsblog.com/images/piero-manzoni-shit.jpg



Funt will post a link to a 59 page paper she wrote about this incredibly artistic work of art any moment now.

[Melmart1]

Ohhh, I forgot I still have some duck breast. Hmmm ... what to make with it.

[ATRAIN]

pee wee look at don qs page lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you buy it from the deli case area? They make all that shit from scratch in the kitchen and then bring it out. The risotto cakes are the best, and if I could ever make my green beans almondine as good as theirs, I could die happy. There is some ingredient that I am missing.

Well, I bought it from the prepared foods area that they have. They had four other soups, but this one was too good to pass up.

God damn, all that prepared food they have on display makes me wish I was rich.

I would never cook. I would just go there everyday.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ohhh, I forgot I still have some duck breast. Hmmm ... what to make with it.

I only just had duck for the first time about four months ago at P.F. Chang's. I was just the duck breast and I thought it was pretty good.

I'd like to try Peking Duck, though.

[Melmart1]

Well, I bought it from the prepared foods area that they have. They had four other soups, but this one was too good to pass up.

God damn, all that prepared food they have on display makes me wish I was rich.

I would never cook. I would just go there everyday.

I try one new thing each time I go. I have loved everything except the chili meatloaf, which was dry. But all their other shit is excellent. You should try the potato gallette, that shit is awesome as well.

[peewee's lovechild]

pee wee look at don qs page lol

:lol:lol

Donkey Joto is a fag.

[Melmart1]

I only just had duck for the first time about four months ago at P.F. Chang's. I was just the duck breast and I thought it was pretty good.

I'd like to try Peking Duck, though.

Peking duck and duck l'orange are awesome. And this might be the best salad ever: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/warm-duck-salad-recipe/index.html I made this a couple of weeks ago when fresh berries were on sale.

[peewee's lovechild]

I try one new thing each time I go. I have loved everything except the chili meatloaf, which was dry. But all their other shit is excellent. You should try the potato gallette, that shit is awesome as well.

The potatoe gallette looked real good, as did the gruyere potatoe au gratin.

But, I was real close to buying the spinach lasagna they had. Damn, that shit looked good.

Fuck it, I'm going this weekend and buying some.

[peewee's lovechild]

Peking duck and duck l'orange are awesome. And this might be the best salad ever: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/warm-duck-salad-recipe/index.html I made this a couple of weeks ago when fresh berries were on sale.

Okay, I'm going to need to hire you to cook some of that stuff up for me.

Name your price.

Money is no object here.

[Melmart1]

The potatoe gallette looked real good, as did the gruyere potatoe au gratin.

But, I was real close to buying the spinach lasagna they had. Damn, that shit looked good.

Fuck it, I'm going this weekend and buying some.

Ohhh, the gruyere one is awesome! I forgot about that one. I love gruyere cheese period, though. Especially melted over French Onion Soup.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ohhh, the gruyere one is awesome! I forgot about that one. I love gruyere cheese period, though. Especially melted over French Onion Soup.

I use a combination of gruyere and fontina when I make a frittata.

Damn, that stuff comes out fucking awesome.

It's like tasting god's tears, happy tears of course.

[Melmart1]

Okay, I'm going to need to hire you to cook some of that stuff up for me.

Name your price.

Money is no object here.

Dude, the only thing you cook on that one is the duck breast! The rest is super easy. It is probably the easiest duck recipe ever.

Now, you want a challenging duck recipe: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobby-flay/bbq-duck-and-sauteed-shiitake-mushroom-filled-blue-corn-pancakes-with-habanero-sauce-recipe/index.html

There must be 30 ingredients there! Holy shit! But damn, they sound delicious and I want to try them someday.

[Melmart1]

I use a combination of gruyere and fontina when I make a frittata.

Damn, that stuff comes out fucking awesome.

It's like tasting god's tears, happy tears of course.

Have you ever seen that movie Cry-Baby where that chick cries over Johnny Depp and collects her tears in a jar and drinks them at the end of her song? :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude, the only thing you cook on that one is the duck breast! The rest is super easy. It is probably the easiest duck recipe ever.

Now, you want a challenging duck recipe: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobby-flay/bbq-duck-and-sauteed-shiitake-mushroom-filled-blue-corn-pancakes-with-habanero-sauce-recipe/index.html

There must be 30 ingredients there! Holy shit! But damn, they sound delicious and I want to try them someday.


I've never cooked duck in my life. I'm afraid of either undercooking or overcooking it.

That recipe sounds pretty damn good. I need to try some blue corn pancakes before I die.

[peewee's lovechild]

Have you ever seen that movie Cry-Baby where that chick cries over Johnny Depp and collects her tears in a jar and drinks them at the end of her song? :lol

Haha.

That was the stupidest movie ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ricky Lake was on that one, right?

[peewee's lovechild]

Was she the one that was knocked up?

[Melmart1]

Ricky Lake was on that one, right?

Yeah, and Iggy Pop and Traci Lords too, haha.

[Melmart1]

I remember my friends and I got tickets to a free preview for that, from a friend obsessed with Johnny Depp. They gave out this fake plastic tears with sticky stuff on the back that you could stick to your cheek. My friend stuck it to her glasses, and when it fell off she etched the tear into her glasses with a needle. Her parents tore her a new asshole and she could barely sit properly at school the next day. :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, and Iggy Pop and Traci Lords too, haha.

What's the fucking deal with Iggy Pop?

Why do people love him so much?

That fucking douche has produced some of the shittiest music known to man and running around without a shirt at the age of 70 isn't exactly what an old great grandfather should be doing.


I remember my friends and I got tickets to a free preview for that, from a friend obsessed with Johnny Depp. They gave out this fake plastic tears with sticky stuff on the back that you could stick to your cheek. My friend stuck it to her glasses, and when it fell off she etched the tear into her glasses with a needle. Her parents tore her a new asshole and she could barely sit properly at school the next day. :lmao

I remember the movie, but I don't remember the tear stickers.

I remember a friend of mine making out with his girlfriend and he rolled his tongue around his cheek like Deep did in the movie.

It was his signature move.

He's a janitor in an elementary now.

[Melmart1]

What's the fucking deal with Iggy Pop?

Why do people love him so much?

That fucking douche has produced some of the shittiest music known to man and running around without a shirt at the age of 70 isn't exactly what an old great grandfather should be doing.



I remember the movie, but I don't remember the tear stickers.

I remember a friend of mine making out with his girlfriend and he rolled his tongue around his cheek like Deep did in the movie.

It was his signature move.

He's a janitor in an elementary now.

The fake plastic tears was a promotional item given away at the preview. Along wtih tshirts, bumpers stickers, etc.

[Melmart1]

As for Iggy Pop, I agree he needs to put a shirt on. Like 30 years ago.

[Melmart1]

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[CuckingFunt]

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How you doin'?

[CuckingFunt]

Cry Baby is greatness, by the way. And John Waters is one of my favorite directors.

Iggy Pop... I like some Stooges stuff, but am otherwise indifferent.

[Melmart1]

Cry Baby is greatness, by the way. And John Waters is one of my favorite directors.

Iggy Pop... I like some Stooges stuff, but am otherwise indifferent.

It was silly, but I liked it overall. You gotta have some silly sometimes.

[florige]

The entire tournament is always mediocre at best. But at least with this one my son owes me a car detailing with a hand wax :tu


Normally there are a few cinderella's that provide for some drama. But not this time around. UNC pretty much steamed rolled everybody they played against. I actually felt sorry for little Izzo last night. lol

[florige]

:lol

I bet it did.

Don't worry, it was just a false start, to use a football term.

We'll come roaring back.

After all, all the major baseball pundits have the Yanks taking the East and many have them taking the AL.

Funny thing is that I haven't heard anyone say the same about the Rangers.



:wow What the hell you talking about "We'll"?

[florige]

:lol

The episode sucked ass.

Yeah it damn sure did. And from the looks of it next week's episode is going to blow too.


That show sucks ass.

Yeah... I said it.


If you happened to for whatever reason catch last night's episode I would completely agree with you.

[SpursStalker]

Yeah I couldn't get past a minute of that video.

Sup?

[ORION]

Well my team is being treated my the company today. They are taking us to the Palladium to see the new X-Men or whatever, but I do know the bus will have at least 1 keg.

[mrsmaalox]

Aren't there any theaters in New Braunfels?

[ORION]

Aren't there any theaters in New Braunfels?
Yes but that would not be much of a treat. The theaters here have ceiling fans in them.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well my team is being treated my the company today. They are taking us to the Palladium to see the new X-Men or whatever, but I do know the bus will have at least 1 keg.

The Palladium kicks ass.

Dude, get me in. I work like two minutes from there.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sup?

Sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

sup? sup? sup? sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

supity, sup, sup, sup?

supppppa?

[ORION]

The Palladium kicks ass.

Dude, get me in. I work like two minutes from there.

Just show up. You will see the shuttle and just look for a 6'2" stud muffin with dark brown hair and in need of a shave

[peewee's lovechild]

Just show up. You will see the shuttle and just look for a 6'2" stud muffin with dark brown hair and in need of a shave

Is that your boss?

[ORION]

Is that your boss?

Haha! No she will be the 6 foot blonde about to explode out her shirt

[peewee's lovechild]

Haha! No she will be the 6 foot blonde about to explode out her shirt

She has an alien inside of her?

[marini martini]

Just show up. You will see the shuttle and just look for a 6'2" stud muffin with dark brown hair and in need of a shave


Is that your boss?


:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Your boss is Sigorney Weaver?

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell kind of name is Sigourney anyway?

[peewee's lovechild]

Is that a like Sigourney Truth?

[peewee's lovechild]

sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao

Sup?

[ORION]

She has an alien inside of her?

Yeah 2 of them

[peewee's lovechild]

Is that a like Sigourney Truth?

Sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah 2 of them

Sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah 2 of them

So, you're saying that her nipples are indeed aliens?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd freak out if some chick I was making out with had talking nipples.

[ORION]

What the hell kind of name is Sigourney anyway?
Its means fucker of Aliens in French

[Melmart1]

I'd freak out if some chick I was making out with had talking nipples.

What if they said 'suck me'?

[peewee's lovechild]

Its means fucker of Aliens in French

I always thought it meant Alien Snatch in Dutch.

[mrsmaalox]

Is that a like Sigourney Truth?

Isn't it more like Sojourner Truth?

[peewee's lovechild]

What if they said 'suck me'?

I'd still be freaked out, but I'd also be intrigued.

[ORION]

So, you're saying that her nipples are indeed aliens?
Well they do beam me in everyday.

[marini martini]

Its means fucker of Aliens in French

:lmao




Hey what kind of job busses their employees to a freakin' movie????
I need to get a job like that!!!:toast

Shit I'd even drive the bus!!!:downspin:

[Melmart1]

:lmao




Hey what kind of job busses their employees to a freakin' movie????
I need to get a job like that!!!:toast

Shit I'd even drive the bus!!!:downspin:

Short bus?

/too easy

[peewee's lovechild]

Isn't it more like Sojourner Truth?

People from the South say Sogourney.

[marini martini]

Short bus?

/too easy

:toast Hey I'm licensed

[peewee's lovechild]

Short bus?

/too easy

Sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

:toast Hey I'm licensed

Sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

What if they said 'suck me'?

Sup?


I always thought it meant Alien Snatch in Dutch.

Sup?


Isn't it more like Sojourner Truth?

Sup?


I'd still be freaked out, but I'd also be intrigued.

Sup?


Well they do beam me in everyday.

Sup?


:lmao


Hey what kind of job busses their employees to a freakin' movie????
I need to get a job like that!!!:toast

Shit I'd even drive the bus!!!:downspin:

Sup?

[mrsmaalox]

People from the South say Sogourney.

Well I lived in Augusta, Georgia ('sup Marini ;)) for a long time and I never heard them say it that way. Actually, I guess I never heard them say it at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well I lived in Augusta, Georgia ('sup Marini ;)) for a long time and I never heard them say it that way. Actually, I guess I never heard them say it at all.

People from that part o' the south hate the blacks. They will never utter her name.

[marini martini]

Well I lived in Augusta, Georgia ('sup Marini ;)) for a long time and I never heard them say it that way. Actually, I guess I never heard them say it at all.

Hey!!!:toast

(Augusta talk)

[peewee's lovechild]

Who the hell doesn't know that the name is Sojourner Truth?

maalox is a fucking idiot.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey!!!:toast

(Augusta talk)

Sup?

[mrsmaalox]

Hey!!!:toast

(Augusta talk)

I still catch myself saying "Hey"! And "sweet tea".

[mrsmaalox]

Who the hell doesn't know that the name is Sojourner Truth?

maalox is a fucking idiot.

So you've elevated me from "Retard"?

[marini martini]

So you've elevated me from "Retard"?

Hey!!!

I'll drive the bus!!!:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet everyone $12.49 that Orion will get busted giving head to a midget at the Palladium.

[Melmart1]

I bet everyone $12.49 that Orion will get busted giving head to a midget at the Palladium.

You are not exactly tall, but I wouldn't go so far as to call you a midget. That is really selling yourself short.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are not exactly tall, but I wouldn't go so far as to call you a midget. That is really selling yourself short.

Hahaha.

Orion would be priviliged to be giving me head.

[mrsmaalox]

Would you call him a dwarf? Or a pygmy?

[ORION]

Hahaha.

Orion would be priviliged to be giving me head.

Dude I'm not licking your vag no matter how much you douche

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude I'm not licking your vag no matter how much you douche

I use vinegar.

I used to use bleu cheese, but I got too many complaints.

[ORION]

I use vinegar.

I used to use bleu cheese, but I got too many complaints.

We are on the bus now, but I do not have a beer in my hand yet

[peewee's lovechild]

We are on the bus now, but I do not have a beer in my hand yet

I bet you have a midget's warm cock in it, though.

[mrsmaalox]

I bet you have a midget's warm cock in it, though.

:lmao

[florige]

sup lil Peewee?

[ORION]

I bet you have a midget's warm cock in it, though.
You are being too descriptive in regards to midget cock

[peewee's weewee]

sup lil Peewee?

sup.

[ATRAIN]

Would you call him a dwarf? Or a pygmy?

he is a hobbit

[ATRAIN]

sup.

:lol

[SpursStalker]

he is a hobbit

does he bobbit?

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

he is a hobbit

Dammit ATRAIN, I was trying to lead someone into saying something like, "Are we talking about his penis?" :lol

[CuckingFunt]

What if they said 'suck me'?

This is peewee we're talking about. They wouldn't say that.

[CuckingFunt]

does he bobbit?

:lol

Phail.

[Melmart1]

Phail.

Shhh! Don't agitate her!

[ATRAIN]

Dammit ATRAIN, I was trying to lead someone into saying something like, "Are we talking about his penis?" :lol

of course you would be trying to bring up penis into this

[mrsmaalox]

of course you would be trying to bring up penis into this

What can I say? :D

[peewee's lovechild]

sup lil Peewee?

Sup?


sup.

Sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

This is peewee we're talking about. They wouldn't say that.

Sup?

[peewee's lovechild]

Shhh! Don't agitate it!

[Dr. Gonzo]

D5eFk5x0o44

[Dr. Gonzo]

LjMguKlazBg

[Dr. Gonzo]

MmvhSAeTj6U

[Dr. Gonzo]

ndcUkns1PWI

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Seth!!!!

[SpursStalker]

Seth!!!!

Sup?

:D

[jman3000]

gay.

[jman3000]

I saw a homeless man eating what appeared to be fried chicken out of a garbage can today. Now I'm in the mood for fried chicken.

[CuckingFunt]

I hooked up with a chick on Saturday night who lives way too close to me for how annoyingly clingy she is. In addition to texting me repeatedly for the last couple of days, she actually screamed "Hey _____!" from 100 or so feet away when I went to get my mail on Monday -- she was on her balcony, which has a view into the parking lot of my building.

It was somewhat creepy, though, as there are enough trees and visual obstacles between our buildings that I can't see how she would have just happened to see me out of the corner of her eye. I keep wondering if she's just standing on her balcony staring at my apartment.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I keep wondering if she's just standing on her balcony staring at my apartment.

We both know the answer to that one.

[CuckingFunt]

We both know the answer to that one.

Probably both know the answer to whether or not I'll eventually hook up with her crazy as again, too.

[ORION]

I hooked up with a chick on Saturday night who lives way too close to me for how annoyingly clingy she is. In addition to texting me repeatedly for the last couple of days, she actually screamed "Hey _____!" from 100 or so feet away when I went to get my mail on Monday -- she was on her balcony, which has a view into the parking lot of my building.

It was somewhat creepy, though, as there are enough trees and visual obstacles between our buildings that I can't see how she would have just happened to see me out of the corner of her eye. I keep wondering if she's just standing on her balcony staring at my apartment.
No that was me !

[ashbeeigh]

Holy cow LionsFan, $2 in vbookie? What did you lose it on?

[ORION]

Holy cow LionsFan, $2 in vbookie? What did you lose it on?
High class hoes

[jman3000]

I hooked up with a chick on Saturday night who lives way too close to me for how annoyingly clingy she is. In addition to texting me repeatedly for the last couple of days, she actually screamed "Hey _____!" from 100 or so feet away when I went to get my mail on Monday -- she was on her balcony, which has a view into the parking lot of my building.

It was somewhat creepy, though, as there are enough trees and visual obstacles between our buildings that I can't see how she would have just happened to see me out of the corner of her eye. I keep wondering if she's just standing on her balcony staring at my apartment.

that sounds pretty flattering. besides the point she has issues... just take the ego boost and run.

[CuckingFunt]

No that was me !

You have a very girly voice.

And long hair.

And a nice rack.

[florige]

As a lifelong Orioles fan, I want to apologize to the New York Yankee's for the way we treated them the other day. The Yankees paid for the AL East division fair and square. It just isn't right for us to go around beating a team that spends so much more than anyone else. Let alone, not alowing them to beat the snot out of us and follow with prancing and prominading. We need to cease this disrespectful behavior and when Tex clobbers homer after glorious homer we should say "wow", not "boo". Words can hurt. The Yankees have spent good hard money year after year for the world championship, and to not let them win every game is no different than stealing. Clearly Tex would have played for us if we paid for the world series. After all, this set-up has the backing of the comissioner. So start playing fair Orioles! Remember who bought this division. Try surrendering and give the Yankees the love and honor they have purchased. OK? :lmao

[jman3000]

Most Yankee fans are giant douches. The lone exception to that rule is my father. When he was growing up the Astros and Rangers didn't even exist.

[samikeyp]

As a lifelong Orioles fan, I want to apologize to the New York Yankee's for the way we treated them the other day. The Yankees paid for the AL East division fair and square. It just isn't right for us to go around beating a team that spends so much more than anyone else. Let alone, not alowing them to beat the snot out of us and follow with prancing and prominading. We need to cease this disrespectful behavior and when Tex clobbers homer after glorious homer we should say "wow", not "boo". Words can hurt. The Yankees have spent good hard money year after year for the world championship, and to not let them win every game is no different than stealing. Clearly Tex would have played for us if we paid for the world series. After all, this set-up has the backing of the comissioner. So start playing fair Orioles! Remember who bought this division. Try surrendering and give the Yankees the love and honor they have purchased. OK? :lmao

I have no problem with booing at all. If fact I think fans have that right. I don't think fans have the right to get personal or racial or that extreme. (BTW, I am not saying that happened in this case) I do think that someone holding up a sign that said "Severna Park hates you, Tex" was a little over the top though.

[florige]

I have no problem with booing at all. If fact I think fans have that right. I don't think fans have the right to get personal or racial or that extreme. (BTW, I am not saying that happened in this case) I do think that someone holding up a sign that said "Severna Park hates you, Tex" was a little over the top though.


Yeah I agree with that. He said today that he really was a life long O's fan afterall. He just wasn't whenever Mattingly came up to bat. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

My coffee is exceptionally delicious today :) And Severna Park is an exceptionally lovely place :) I bet the only person there who hates that guy is the one holding that sign because I have heard most think he is a model citizen....

[florige]

My coffee is exceptionally delicious today :) And Severna Park is an exceptionally lovely place :) I bet the only person there who hates that guy is the one holding that sign because I have heard most think he is a model citizen....

I'm pretty sure there are a few people in Camden Yards who beg to differ. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Oh definitely at Camden Yards! But I meant Severna Park specifically---I don't think too many folks have a problem with him spending his money there :lol

[samikeyp]

Honestly I don't blame FA's for not going to Baltimore. With Angelos running the show, that team is going nowhere. Which is sad because Baltimore is a good baseball town.

[florige]

Honestly I don't blame FA's for not going to Baltimore. With Angelos running the show, that team is going nowhere. Which is sad because Baltimore is a good baseball town.



Believe it or not we are on the up and up now ever since we got McPhail. We are still 2 or 3 seasons away, but for the most part since McPhail has arrived here he has stayed out of his way.

[Melmart1]

As a lifelong Orioles fan, I want to apologize to the New York Yankee's for the way we treated them the other day. The Yankees paid for the AL East division fair and square. It just isn't right for us to go around beating a team that spends so much more than anyone else. Let alone, not alowing them to beat the snot out of us and follow with prancing and prominading. We need to cease this disrespectful behavior and when Tex clobbers homer after glorious homer we should say "wow", not "boo". Words can hurt. The Yankees have spent good hard money year after year for the world championship, and to not let them win every game is no different than stealing. Clearly Tex would have played for us if we paid for the world series. After all, this set-up has the backing of the comissioner. So start playing fair Orioles! Remember who bought this division. Try surrendering and give the Yankees the love and honor they have purchased. OK? :lmao

You should post this in the Yankees thread in the baseball forum.

[CuckingFunt]

I need the summer to hurry up.

[ORION]

You have a very girly voice.

And long hair.

And a nice rack.

yeah I know. Send me a picture of myself

[CuckingFunt]

yeah I know. Send me a picture of myself

Seems like a mirror would be a much more effective way to check your makeup.

[ORION]

Seems like a mirror would be a much more effective way to check your makeup.

I have Eisoptrophobia

[Melmart1]

I have Eisoptrophobia

I admit, I had to look that one up. And considering the inferior education we received at our mutual alma mater, I bet you did, too. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I admit, I had to look that one up. And considering the inferior education we received at our mutual alma mater, I bet you did, too. :lol

I had to look it up, too.

Dammit.

[ORION]

I admit, I had to look that one up. And considering the inferior education we received at our mutual alma mater, I bet you did, too. :lol


I had to look it up, too.

Dammit.

If we were playing strip poker both of you would have been naked

[CuckingFunt]

If we were playing strip poker both of you would have been naked

If I were playing strip poker with Mel...


I wouldn't be playing strip poker. :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

:lol

[ORION]

If I were playing strip poker with Mel...


I wouldn't be playing strip poker. :eyebrows


:lol

I'll leave you two alone

:corn:

[Viva Las Espuelas]

tGVnH39UzI8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8

[florige]

You should post this in the Yankees thread in the baseball forum.


I kinda can't now since the Yankees managed to beat the crap out of us yesterday, AND Tex had a homer and a double. :bang Burnett pitched a hell of a game too.

[peewee's lovechild]

As a lifelong Orioles fan, I want to apologize to the New York Yankee's for the way we treated them the other day. The Yankees paid for the AL East division fair and square. It just isn't right for us to go around beating a team that spends so much more than anyone else. Let alone, not alowing them to beat the snot out of us and follow with prancing and prominading. We need to cease this disrespectful behavior and when Tex clobbers homer after glorious homer we should say "wow", not "boo". Words can hurt. The Yankees have spent good hard money year after year for the world championship, and to not let them win every game is no different than stealing. Clearly Tex would have played for us if we paid for the world series. After all, this set-up has the backing of the comissioner. So start playing fair Orioles! Remember who bought this division. Try surrendering and give the Yankees the love and honor they have purchased. OK? :lmao

11-2.

That was a beautiful score.

[florige]

11-2.

That was a beautiful score.



Yeah ya'll whupped our ass yesterday.

[peewee's lovechild]

i kinda can't now since the yankees managed to beat the crap out of us yesterday, and tex had a homer and a double. :bang burnett pitched a hell of a game too.

Tex!!!!!

[florige]

tex!!!!!


Thats what made it all the more worse. He is the one who broke the tie in the 4th I think it was with his solo.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah ya'll whupped our ass yesterday.

It was more of a rape.

[peewee's lovechild]

Thats what made it all the more worse. He is the one who broke the tie in the 4th I think it was with his solo.

How you like Tex now?

Go ahead and post another wise ass crack on the Yanks.

[florige]

How you like Tex now?

Go ahead and post another wise ass crack on the Yanks.



:lol Tex is still a faggot.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking baseball.

[mrsmaalox]

fucking baseball.
+1000

[mrsmaalox]

There's something going on....