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[CuckingFunt]

As long as it doesn't entail cleaning up sticky floors, then that sounds like an awesome job.

Nope. No sticky floors.

It's female owned and specifically aimed at providing a positive, non-skeevie shopping environment. It's more a trendy and fun local boutique that happens to sell dildos and bondage gear than a back alley creeper closet.

[samikeyp]

I applied for a job at a porn store. Can you imagine an employee discount? Awesomeness.

:tu

[SpursStalker]

Sup?

:eyebrows

[florige]

When are we all going to get together and play some basketball ?


Yeah I am definatley down for destroying Steven and Atrain in a game of 21. May be one of my easier challenges while I'm out there.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah I am definatley down for destroying Steven and Atrain in a game of 21. May be one of my easier challenges while I'm out there.

LMAO dude I play every wed and you would get dominated down low so you better start practicing your 3 ball. If you come down we should organize a game. You can have Orion on your team.

[ATRAIN]

Sup?

:eyebrows

are you stalking mikey?

[florige]

LMAO dude I play every wed and you would get dominated down low so you better start practicing your 3 ball. If you come down we should organize a game. You can have Orion on your team.


You damn right dude!
If you have a post game that may be true if you know how to use your size. But I guarantee I will cross the shit out of you though when you are trying to defend me. I have a feeling that Orion has some game.

[SpursStalker]

are you stalking mikey?

:wow

Ummmmmm

[Silver21_Black20]

I wanna play 21.

[to21]

We'll be playing b-ball at our company picnic this afternoon. It'll be my first ball game since about three years ago.....we'll see if I still got it. Hopefully, it will be like my golf game, which takes me about three holes to get back from a long layoff.

[ATRAIN]

I wanna play 21.

Flo Sandra is on our team.......Sandra how tall are you again?

[florige]

I wanna play 21.



Can you shoot?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't play any defense. I just stand around and if I happen to get the ball I shoot. That's my idea of basketball.

Oh and I don't jump either.

[florige]

We'll be playing b-ball at our company picnic this afternoon. It'll be my first ball game since about three years ago.....we'll see if I still got it. Hopefully, it will be like my golf game, which takes me about three holes to get back from a long layoff.


DO you still stay in shape?

[ATRAIN]

You damn right dude!
If you have a post game that may be true if you know how to use your size. But I guarantee I will cross the shit out of you though when you are trying to defend me. I have a feeling that Orion has some game.

Oh yeah and I play rough so you will see the floor more than once. No blood no foul.

[Silver21_Black20]

flo sandra is on our team.......sandra how tall are you again?

5'10

[florige]

I don't play any defense. I just stand around and if I happen to get the ball I shoot. That's my idea of basketball.

Oh and I don't jump either.




Can you shoot trey's?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm 13 sit-ups away from the body of a young Sam Elliott.

[Silver21_Black20]

Can you shoot?

Yea. But I'll only play if it's an indoor gym. I don't like the sun. Or the heat. Or to sweat.

[florige]

Oh yeah and I play rough so you will see the floor more than once. No blood no foul.



So you are one of those fouling motherfuckers huh? :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

Can you shoot trey's?

Sure I can shoot them. Making them is a horse of a different color.

[to21]

DO you still stay in shape?That's funny flo!

I go to the gym and play softball......not as often as I should though.

[ATRAIN]

5'10

Yeah your on our team. I say Steven, Sandra, Myself vs Flo, Mel, and Orion.

[florige]

Damn it looks like I will be the shortest asshole there standing at a whopping 5'8.

[ATRAIN]

So you are one of those fouling motherfuckers huh? :lol

LOL come on really? Do I look like the type of player that plays clean or fair?

[SpursStalker]

Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah ...

:cheer :cheer :cheer

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't want to be on ATRAIN's team.

[ATRAIN]

Damn it looks like I will be the shortest asshole there standing at a whopping 5'8.

im only 5'5..........JUST KIDDING......you short fuck!! lol

[to21]

Damn it looks like I will be the shortest asshole there standing at a whopping 5'8.6'1......6'2 with the suede PUMA's on. :hat

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah your on our team. I say Steven, Sandra, Myself vs Flo, Mel, and Orion.

So ... is this really going to happen so I can start working on my jump shot?

[ATRAIN]

I don't want to be on ATRAIN's team.

lol well if your on Orions team he will pat your ass any chance he gets.

[florige]

Sure I can shoot them. Making them is a horse of a different color.


:lmao


That's funny flo!

I go to the gym and play softball......not as often as I should though.

Yeah I remember I thought because I run on the treadmill regularly I would be alright. I damn near thought I was going to pass out the first time I played a full-court game in like a year. lol

[ATRAIN]

6'1......6'2 with the suede PUMA's on. :hat

Ok TO has replaced Steven on my team and Steven has been demoted to water boy.

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol well if your on Orions team he will pat your ass any chance he gets.

Who's to say I don't want that?

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm guarding Mel.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao



Yeah I remember I thought because I run on the treadmill regularly I would be alright. I damn near thought I was going to pass out the first time I played a full-court game in like a year. lol

Yea we play 5 on 5 full court wed after work. The fucking gym we play at is getting hotter and hotter each week. I think I am slightly dehydrated from this past wed. Doesnt help that I have been playing raquetball the other days and been sweating like a mofo. I think I need to drink more water.

[florige]

Yeah your on our team. I say Steven, Sandra, Myself vs Flo, Mel, and Orion.


We need another person since TO21 said he wanted to play.

[ATRAIN]

Who's to say I don't want that?

LOL figured you might

[florige]

I'm guarding Mel.



I'm guarding Funt if she plays.

[ATRAIN]

We need another person since TO21 said he wanted to play.

Well To is on my team now so my team looks like this

TO, SilBlack, myself and ill get I. Hustle

You can have Steven, Orion, and Mel

[ATRAIN]

I'm guarding Funt if she plays.

I dont know man that might not be a good matchup for you, she is taller than you lmao.

[Silver21_Black20]

I dont know man that might not be a good matchup for you, she is taller than you lmao.

:lol Waaaaaaaaay taller.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Do I have to run?

[to21]

We need another person since TO21 said he wanted to play.:lol I'll let you know what happens today first.

I might have to work my way up to playing with you guys. With ATRAIN and you, sounds like I have to build up some wind to be on ur squad.

Unless you let me snowbird the whole time.

:flag:

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm guarding to21. We are both equally out of shape.

[to21]

I'm guarding to21. We are both equally out of shape.:tu

I tell dudes, "look don't make me look bad and I won't make u look bad."

:lol

[florige]

I dont know man that might not be a good matchup for you, she is taller than you lmao.


:lol Waaaaaaaaay taller.



Geeezus people, I am 5'8 not 4'8. lol

[ATRAIN]

:lol Waaaaaaaaay taller.

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

:tu

I tell dudes, "look don't make me look bad and I won't make u look bad."

:lol

Just on the court or ... ?

[Dr. Gonzo]

If you give Sandra two or three Monsters she'll be slapping shit down like a 21 year old Mutombo.

[to21]

Just on the court or ... ?Well played.....

[florige]

:lol I'll let you know what happens today first.

I might have to work my way up to playing with you guys. With ATRAIN and you, sounds like I have to build up some wind to be on ur squad.

Unless you let me snowbird the whole time.

:flag:



Actually Orion and A are probably the only ones here who are probably basketball/fullcourt ready. I haven't played ball in damn near 4 months.

[ashbeeigh]

Can I be score keeper? That's about all I can do.

[florige]

If you give Sandra two or three Monsters she'll be slapping shit down like a 21 year old Mutombo.


So she can block your shot Steven?

[Dr. Gonzo]

The one time we played together she slapped the ball back in my face and knocked me down.

[Silver21_Black20]

The one time we played together she slapped the ball back in my face and knocked me down.

I gave you 5 seconds to shot the ball but you were scared. But hey, at least that was the last time I saw you cry.

[SpursStalker]

Where do you all play at?

[ATRAIN]

The one time we played together she slapped the ball back in my face and knocked me down.

LOL damn your such a pussy but thats why I recruited her though. What happens if I give her 3 Amps?

[Silver21_Black20]

Where do you all play at?

Your moms house.

[ATRAIN]

I gave you 5 seconds to shot the ball but you were scared. But hey, at least that was the last time I saw you cry.

:lmao you should make him cry again and put it on youtube

[ATRAIN]

Can I be score keeper? That's about all I can do.

you can be the team fluffer

[florige]

Can I be score keeper? That's about all I can do.



Why don't you play?

[SpursStalker]

Your moms house.

LMAO

I'm sure I would know if you were at my mother's house

[Silver21_Black20]

Why don't you play?

No barefoot playing allowed!

[SpursStalker]

you can be the team fluffer

:lmao

[florige]

Where do you all play at?

idk where they play. Probably somewhere Orion or Atrain knows about that is indoors.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I gave you 5 seconds to shot the ball but you were scared. But hey, at least that was the last time I saw you cry.

I was doing my head fakes for 5 seconds.

[florige]

No barefoot playing allowed!



:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

Why don't you play?

The last time I picked up a basketball was in 8th grade. That's why.

[ATRAIN]

Why don't you play?

She will knock herself out with her funbags.

[florige]

The last time I picked up a basketball was in 8th grade. That's why.



So? Steven says he doesn't even jump. I'm sure you could stick him.

[ashbeeigh]

We'll see. Maybe. But, as of right now I'm score keeper/cheerleader/water girl/snack queen.

[jman3000]

What a bunch of whoreish slutty whores. May God fuck everyone of you in the ass.

[samikeyp]

I'm guarding Mel.

That's worth the price of admission right there! :)

[SpursStalker]

What a bunch of whoreish slutty whores. May God fuck everyone of you in the ass.

I'm pretty sure God, don't like anal.

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao I got an e-mail about "SWORN VIRGINS" being on sale.

It's a clothing brand I've never heard of.

[florige]

What a bunch of whoreish slutty whores. May God fuck everyone of you in the ass.



Jman can you play?

[to21]

I'm pretty sure God, don't like anal.

:lolHow 'bout u?

:fishing

[Silver21_Black20]

Jman can you play?

I don't know if he can play but he'll wear some sweet looking velcro shoes.

[ATRAIN]

How 'bout u?

:fishing

Id put money on yes

[Summers]

I'm pretty sure God, don't like anal.

:lol

Beat me to it.

[SpursStalker]

How 'bout u?

:fishing


Id put money on yes

:lol


Beat me to it.

Sorry ....

[jman3000]

Jman can you play?

i've gone over this ad nauseam. im pretty much the supreme baller of the universe. these pussies on this sight never have the balls to actually get something together.

[samikeyp]

i've gone over this ad nauseam. im pretty much the supreme baller of the universe. these pussies on this sight never have the balls to actually get something together.

Actually they have...its just been awhile.

[ATRAIN]

i've gone over this ad nauseam. im pretty much the supreme baller of the universe. these pussies on this sight never have the balls to actually get something together.

dude why are you so angry today? did a hood rat give you the clap or something?

[samikeyp]

dude why are you so angry today? did a hood rat give you the clap or something?


It might have been an actual rat.

[jman3000]

Actually they have...its just been awhile.

"it's just been awhile" is an extreme understatement when you're talking 4 or 5 years.

I put that under "a long fucking time"

[jman3000]

It might have been an actual rat.

:lol

[jman3000]

I wonder if Ash was born retarded, or if she grew up next to a power plant and it happened slowly over time.

[ashbeeigh]

So I got a nasty e-mail from a co-worker today...one of my organizers has been calling counselors asking for updates on cases and was rather upset (irked to put it nicely) about the phone call. Now, I have to call this organizer and tell him not to do this...ever again...politely without mentioning the nastiness of the e-mail. Yikeees.

Just thought I'd share how awesome my Friday has started. :)

[samikeyp]

"it's just been awhile" is an extreme understatement when you're talking 4 or 5 years.

I put that under "a long fucking time"

Well then instead of bitching like a Mav fan about the 06 finals, unclench your panties and get something organized! Since the Spurs are in the offseason, you might get some takers. Talk to Kori, she did a great job organizing the tournaments.

[ashbeeigh]

I wonder if Ash was born retarded, or if she grew up next to a power plant and it happened slowly over time.

:madrun Don't think that your brownies won't have some type of poison in them if I'm chair of the snack committee for this basketball gtg.

[samikeyp]

So I got a nasty e-mail from a co-worker today...one of my organizers has been calling counselors asking for updates on cases and was rather upset (irked to put it nicely) about the phone call. Now, I have to call this organizer and tell him not to do this...ever again...politely without mentioning the nastiness of the e-mail. Yikeees.

Just thought I'd share how awesome my Friday has started. :)

I feel ya on crappy Fridays.

Mine started out that way. If you don't want people to ask you for assistance, you should never say "hey, if you need help, let me know"

Slowly getting better though.

[jman3000]

I'm really allergic to pecans. Especially if they're chopped up. Remember that when your'e plotting your brownie scheme.

[samikeyp]

:madrun Don't think that your brownies won't have some type of poison in them if I'm chair of the snack committee for this basketball gtg.

No...you can go to jail for poison.

Use Ex-Lax. :lol

[florige]

Well then instead of bitching like a Mav fan about the 06 finals, unclench your panties and get something organized! Since the Spurs are in the offseason, you might get some takers. Talk to Kori, she did a great job organizing the tournaments.



You are playing too Mikey!!

[florige]

i've gone over this ad nauseam. im pretty much the supreme baller of the universe. these pussies on this sight never have the balls to actually get something together.


If you guys get something together and Steven, and everyone else will be there I will more than likely make that trip. I will crash at Atrains pad and eat his food for a week.

[samikeyp]

You are playing too Mikey!!

Not if you want your team to win!

[jman3000]

If you guys get something together and Steven, and everyone else will be there I will more than likely make that trip. I will crash at Atrains pad and eat his food for a week.

these assholes aren't worth it. you'd be better off taking a week off and hiring a bunch of hookers to sodomize.

[ATRAIN]

If you guys get something together and Steven, and everyone else will be there I will more than likely make that trip. I will crash at Atrains pad and eat his food for a week.

lol sure thing man

[ashbeeigh]

I feel ya on crappy Fridays.

Mine started out that way. If you don't want people to ask you for assistance, you should never say "hey, if you need help, let me know"

Slowly getting better though.

Ahaha. I hate people that are like that .And then they roll their eyes when you really need the help. Fuck 'em all.


I'm really allergic to pecans. Especially if they're chopped up. Remember that when your'e plotting your brownie scheme.

Really? That sucks. You're allergic to the state nut!

[samikeyp]

these assholes aren't worth it. you'd be better off taking a week off and hiring a bunch of hookers to sodomize.

At ATRAIN's place, can't you do both? :)

[samikeyp]

[QUOTE=ashbeeigh;3444332]Ahaha. I hate people that are like that .And then they roll their eyes when you really need the help. Fuck 'em all. /QUOTE]

Yep.

Oh and when you sit down at my desk, have a reasonable idea of what the fuck you want. :)

[jman3000]

Ahaha. I hate people that are like that .And then they roll their eyes when you really need the help. Fuck 'em all.



Really? That sucks. You're allergic to the state nut!

omg... you make my head want to explode. aren't you a psych major?

it's called reverse psychology. i love pecans in my brownies.

[jman3000]

At ATRAIN's place, can't you do both? :)

the only thing you get by staying at atrain's place is sodomization. so you're half right.

[jman3000]

i might have to kill you ash... seriously.

[ashbeeigh]

damnit. lame. I'm working on a report at the same time. I hate you. I'll find something to kill you slowly with. Like...ebola. or swine flu.

[ATRAIN]

At ATRAIN's place, can't you do both? :)

Its been known to happen.

[ashbeeigh]

I mean, come on. You know I'm blonde. Can that be excuse enough?

[florige]

Not if you want your team to win!


So what man! It's all in fun dude.

[samikeyp]

So what man! It's all in fun dude.

:lol

Its not going to be fun when you have to call 911 for me!

[mrsmaalox]

:lol

Its not going to be fun when you have to call 911 for me!

Don't call 911! I'm a trauma nurse, I'll bring a first aid kit. And I know CPR and ACLS ;)

[florige]

:lol

Its not going to be fun when you have to call 911 for me!



:lol Even if you have to hang court and just shoot, you will be on my team.

[samikeyp]

Don't call 911! I'm a trauma nurse, I'll bring a first aid kit. And I know CPR and ACLS ;)

Good, because if I try to run 5 on 5, I will need it!

I'll bring the gatorade and stare at ashbeeigh's boobs the whole time. :D

[samikeyp]

:lol Even if you have to hang court and just shoot, you will be on my team.

:lol

I will be the guy you bring in when the game is in hand.

Mikey the Human Victory Cigar! :hat

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Good, because if I try to run 5 on 5, I will need it!

I'll bring the gatorade and stare at ashbeeigh's boobs the whole time. :D

Hey I said I'm a nurse, not a miracle worker! That shit will kill you.

[ATRAIN]

Hey I said I'm a nurse, not a miracle worker! That shit will kill you.

your a nurse? We can have you and Rasho on stand by

[ashbeeigh]

Hey I said I'm a nurse, not a miracle worker! That shit will kill you.

:wow

You bitch!

[mrsmaalox]

:wow

You bitch!


Bitch?? I thought having "killer tits" was a good thing!

[to21]

*waking from his bored-ass mood

Who's got killer tits?

[mrsmaalox]

*waking from his bored-ass mood

Who's got killer tits?

I thought Ash did. But she called me a bitch for not having the skill to resuscitate Mikey from their deadliness.

[jman3000]

being blonde shouldn't give you carte blanche to be a retard.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

dissertation. near.

[mrsmaalox]

dissertation. near.

:lmao

[SpursStalker]

*waking from his bored-ass mood

Who's got killer tits?

Care to give us a blow by blow?

:lol

[ATRAIN]

Care to give us a blow by blow?

:lol

I thought blowing was your dept?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm guarding Funt if she plays.


I dont know man that might not be a good matchup for you, she is taller than you lmao.

I'm pretty easy to guard, since I never shoot. I'm a shotblocking savant, though.



i might have to kill you ash... seriously.

Can I watch?

[jman3000]

only if you bring the honey and box of ants.

[florige]

I'm pretty easy to guard, since I never shoot. I'm a shotblocking savant, though.




Can I watch?



You can totally body me up in the hole. I won't resist any.

[SpursStalker]

I thought blowing was your dept?

:lol

Private joke Mr. ChooChoo

[Silver21_Black20]

Ok ... If I'm going to play 21, no Attention Whores allowed!

[mrsmaalox]

Ok ... If I'm going to play 21, no Attention Whores allowed!

That pretty much excludes everyone here.

[CuckingFunt]

If I end up applying to UT Austin for grad school, does that mean I have to stop making fun of Texas?

[jman3000]

Ok ... If I'm going to play 21, no Attention Whores allowed!

good job. you just disqualified yourself.

[jman3000]

fuck... i cant believe maalox kinda sorta beat me to the punch.

bleh.

[jman3000]

If I end up applying to UT Austin for grad school, does that mean I have to stop making fun of Texas?

people make fun of texas?

[jman3000]

Fuck you yankee!

[mrsmaalox]

fuck... i cant believe maalox kinda sorta beat me to the punch.

bleh.

I'm the kind that sneaks up when you least expect it.

[jman3000]

I think I'd actually send you a "Don't mess with Texas" and "I'm not from Texas, but I got here as soon as I could" bumper sticker.

[CuckingFunt]

people make fun of texas?

It happens occasionally.

[samikeyp]

It happens occasionally.

What do you have against Texas?

[Melmart1]

I'm guarding Mel.

How YOU doin'? :eyebrows

[jman3000]

I'm the kind that sneaks up when you least expect it.

I was in the political forum for a minute. It was more me being somewhere else than you sneaking up on me with your whit.

I give credit to nobody.

[mrsmaalox]

And when she leaves, she can say, "The rest of y'all can go to hell, I'm going to Texas"

[mrsmaalox]

I was in the political forum for a minute. It was more me being somewhere else than you sneaking up on me with your whit.

I give credit to nobody.

My "whit" isn't as sneaky as I am.

[Silver21_Black20]

good job. you just disqualified yourself.

You are probably the biggest attention whore here.

[Melmart1]

I'm pretty sure God, don't like anal.

:lol

So THAT'S why you are going to hell. I thought it was because you would annoy everyone in Heaven.

[samikeyp]

Mel, how did the move go?

[jman3000]

You are probably the biggest attention whore here.

I could say the same to you if I took the "attention" out.

[jman3000]

shit... i could say the same about me : /

[CuckingFunt]

What do you have against Texas?

I'm a lifelong Californian. We're provincial cunts.

[florige]

I could say the same to you if I took the "attention" out.


Jman you are what we call a "man whore" my friend.

[Silver21_Black20]

I could say the same to you if I took the "attention" out.


shit... i could say the same about me : /

You are the nasty whore who has had STD scares. Filthy!

[samikeyp]

I'm a lifelong Californian. We're provincial cunts.

Ahh, ok then. :toast

[Melmart1]

I'm really allergic to pecans.

And you call yourself a Texan? Move to Oklahoma, you commie bastard!

[florige]

You are the nasty whore who has had STD scares. Filthy!



I kept trying to tell him about messing with those skanky broads and all that unprotected man whore sex he has with them.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I should help guard Mel if this basketball game ever happens, by the way. That sounds more fun than playing a game with 'roid boy.

[samikeyp]

And you call yourself a Texan? Move to Oklahoma, you commie bastard!

:toast

[jman3000]

You are the nasty whore who has had STD scares. Filthy!

there's a difference between an STD scare and having a girl lie to you in order to make you feel bad. i never had any symptoms... just a 2nd hand report from a less than reputable source.

[samikeyp]

I think I should help guard Mel if this basketball game ever happens, by the way. That sounds more fun than playing a game with 'roid boy.

The game would stop because the guys will be watching you two. :)

[CuckingFunt]

Pecans is yummy.

[jman3000]

And you call yourself a Texan? Move to Oklahoma, you commie bastard!

no thanks. i can't stand dallas much, which is oklahoma's largest city.

[samikeyp]

I'm a lifelong Californian. We're provincial cunts.

That is ironic because a lot of complaints I have heard about Texans is basically they are quite provincial as well.

[Melmart1]

Mel, how did the move go?

I am all moved into my new place, but I hurt my elbow really badly lifting boxes and now I am trying to unpack and it hurts like a bitch. So still boxes galore. But I am loving it, overall.

[jman3000]

i cant help but get the feeling that CF pronounces pecans "PEE CANS" ... as opposed to "PEE CONS"

[florige]

I think I should help guard Mel if this basketball game ever happens, by the way. That sounds more fun than playing a game with 'roid boy.



As long as you are "bodying" me for position in the hole, you can guard whoever you want.

[jman3000]

As long as you are "bodying" me for position in the hole, you can guard whoever you want.

i think atrain called dibs on any positions that dealt with your hole.

[CuckingFunt]

i cant help but get the feeling that CF pronounces pecans "PEE CANS" ... as opposed to "PEE CONS"

Oh, hell no.

[Silver21_Black20]

there's a difference between an STD scare and having a girl lie to you in order to make you feel bad. i never had any symptoms... just a 2nd hand report from a less than reputable source.

Geez ... what kinda girls do you hang out with?

Wait, don't answer that.

[Melmart1]

i cant help but get the feeling that CF pronounces pecans "PEE CANS" ... as opposed to "PEE CONS"

When I lived in Virginia, they pronounce it pee-cans and when they heard me say it like 'con' on the end, they freaked out. Being from Texas, they expected me to be "Southern" like them. I don't think I was the Texan they wanted me to be.

[samikeyp]

I am all moved into my new place, but I hurt my elbow really badly lifting boxes and now I am trying to unpack and it hurts like a bitch. So still boxes galore. But I am loving it, overall.

excellent.

Just let me know when you want that Lugnuts gear.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I should help guard Mel if this basketball game ever happens, by the way. That sounds more fun than playing a game with 'roid boy.

Well then who am I guarding? :depressed

[jman3000]

Geez ... what kinda girls do you hang out with?


mostly girls who can't touch the rim without jumping and who have smaller shoe sizes than me.

[Melmart1]

Well then who am I guarding? :depressed

Double team? :wow

[CuckingFunt]

Well then who am I guarding? :depressed

I said help guard Mel.

[jman3000]

When I lived in Virginia, they pronounce it pee-cans and when they heard me say it like 'con' on the end, they freaked out. Being from Texas, they expected me to be "Southern" like them. I don't think I was the Texan they wanted me to be.

Virginia is for homos. Texans say it the right way. Nobody from Texas should ever have to compromise their vocabulary... especially from a Virginian... which is basically about 10 miles from being considered a New Englander anyway.

[florige]

Well then who am I guarding? :depressed



You are guarding your husband! :lol

[Melmart1]

Virginia is for homos. Texans say it the right way. Nobody from Texas should ever have to compromise their vocabulary... especially from a Virginian... which is basically about 10 miles from being considered a New Englander anyway.

Please don't ever say that if you go to Virginia. If you do, it was nice knowing you.

[Silver21_Black20]

You are guarding your husband! :lol

Ok, I won't have to run. :lol

[jman3000]

Please don't ever say that if you go to Virginia. If you do, it was nice knowing you.

the virgina is for homos or the fact that they are basically new englanders?...

especially considering that they were apart of the original 13 colonies... which in fact literally makes them from New England.

[Melmart1]

Virginia is for homos. Texans say it the right way. Nobody from Texas should ever have to compromise their vocabulary... especially from a Virginian... which is basically about 10 miles from being considered a New Englander anyway.

OH yeah ... and they were about to lynch me when I thought that the Indy 500 was a NASCAR event. And I took the -ez off the end of my name so I could live.

[Melmart1]

the virgina is for homos or the fact that they are basically new englanders?...

especially considering that they were apart of the original 13 colonies... which in fact literally makes them from New England.

They still use the Mason-Dixon line down there to determine if a state is Southern or not. They pride themselves on being Southern. They considered me a Southerner. I told them I wasn't, so they asked me what I was then. I told them I was a Texan.

[jman3000]

Mel Martin? hahahaha.

at least it sounds better than Jason Sanch

[jman3000]

They still use the Mason-Dixon line down there to determine if a state is Southern or not. They pride themselves on being Southern. They considered me a Southerner. I told them I wasn't, so they asked me what I was then. I told them I was a Texan.

:lol that's bad ass.

[Melmart1]

Mel Martin? hahahaha.

at least it sounds better than Jason Sanch

No, you would have to change your name to the same last name as a Nascar guy and then you will be OK. See, there is/was a dude named Mark Martin who drove something or another, so I was all good. Maybe you could be Jason Earnhardt or something.

[jman3000]

ha... that'd be an interesting phone book to look through.

[samikeyp]

When I lived in Virginia, they pronounce it pee-cans and when they heard me say it like 'con' on the end, they freaked out. Being from Texas, they expected me to be "Southern" like them. I don't think I was the Texan they wanted me to be.

Outside of Texas and the south, people forget that "southern" and "Texan" are two different things. Up here its the same.

[samikeyp]

They still use the Mason-Dixon line down there to determine if a state is Southern or not. They pride themselves on being Southern. They considered me a Southerner. I told them I wasn't, so they asked me what I was then. I told them I was a Texan.

Hell yes! :toast

[CuckingFunt]

I've always understood Texan to be its own special thing.

[CuckingFunt]

Same with Californian and New Yorker.

[Melmart1]

Same with Californian and New Yorker.

Having lived in California, I can say this is true.

So are you applying to UT, seriously? You can come down and see me on the weekends, it's only 90 miles away. :eyebrows

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wTugan4ibjI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTugan4ibjI

[CuckingFunt]

So are you applying to UT, seriously?

It's one of four schools I'm considering, so far.


You can come down and see me on the weekends, it's only 90 miles away. :eyebrows

Kick ass. That definitely moves Austin up in the rankings.

[florige]

It's one of four schools I'm considering, so far.



Kick ass. That definitely moves Austin up in the rankings.




Hooolld up? No schools in MD you are considering?

[Melmart1]

It's one of four schools I'm considering, so far.



Kick ass. That definitely moves Austin up in the rankings.

Austin is fun, just don't become like all the other transplanted Californians there who hate San Antonians because we are 'fat Mexicans' or something like that. Like your fellow Kings fan, I forget his name but the one with Bruce Lee in his avatar.

[Melmart1]

What the hell? I didn't play the video, but the title makes it seem as though Viva is watching dogs ejaculate? What kind of sick shit is that?

[ATRAIN]

Having lived in California, I can say this is true.

So are you applying to UT, seriously? You can come down and see me on the weekends, it's only 90 miles away. :eyebrows

:depressed

[jman3000]

I would end up making CF prego sauce within a month.

[ATRAIN]

I would end up making CF prego sauce within a month.

what the fuck is prego sauce?

[Melmart1]

:depressed

Oh, stop! Drama queen!

[ATRAIN]

Oh, stop! Drama queen!

its cool i see how it is

[CuckingFunt]

I would end up making CF prego sauce within a month.

I have to assume that you're actually referring to the jarred spaghetti sauce, since you wouldn't be hitting it.

[Melmart1]

its cool i see how it is


Oh, stop! Drama queen!

[ATRAIN]

I have to assume that you're actually referring to the jarred spaghetti sauce, since you wouldn't be hitting it.

I dont know you might get hypnotized by the stache and that might be all she wrote.

[florige]

I dont know you might get hypnotized by the stache and that might be all she wrote.




:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Summers]

What the hell? I didn't play the video, but the title makes it seem as though Viva is watching dogs ejaculate? What kind of sick shit is that?

It didn't include a money shot. I did see a video the other day of a chimp getting a blowjob from a lady chimp. Who knew chimps like oral??

[jman3000]

I have to assume that you're actually referring to the jarred spaghetti sauce, since you wouldn't be hitting it.

you're funny. read atrain's most recent post for clarification on this matter.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm impervious to the powers of the stache.

[jman3000]

I'm impervious to the powers of the stache.

but you wouldnt be dealing with just the stache. i have long hair and a slight beard. i look like jesus.

you can resist the stache... but can you resist jesus?

[Melmart1]

It didn't include a money shot. I did see a video the other day of a chimp getting a blowjob from a lady chimp. Who knew chimps like oral??

Well, primates and humans are alike in a lot of ways. I wonder if the chimp didn't call the next day. Then the similarities would be uncanny.

[ShoogarBear]

If I end up applying to UT Austin for grad school, does that mean I have to stop making fun of Texas?

First you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Travis.

[Summers]

Well, primates and humans are alike in a lot of ways.

That's exactly what RG said when I told him the story. He's always telling me that monkeys are funny. I wonder if monkeys see people and giggle and say things like "People are funny!" while the lady chimps roll their eyes.

[CuckingFunt]

but you wouldnt be dealing with just the stache. i have long hair and a slight beard. i look like jesus.

you can resist the stache... but can you resist jesus?

I've been resisting Jesus for (almost) 31 years, so far.

[Melmart1]

That's exactly what RG said when I told him the story. He's always telling me that monkeys are funny. I wonder if monkeys see people and giggle and say things like "People are funny!" while the lady chimps roll their eyes.

For some reason, I think monkeys would probably find us boring.

[jman3000]

I've been resisting Jesus for (almost) 31 years, so far.

that's a fake jesus. i'm the real one.

[ATRAIN]

but you wouldnt be dealing with just the stache. i have long hair and a slight beard. i look like jesus.

you can resist the stache... but can you resist jesus?

:lmao

I think im going to grow the stache out and im gonna go buy an old t-bird. (that looks like this)

http://www.theblankclub.com/images/fliers_full/eaglesofdeathFL.jpg

I wanna look like Jesse.

http://www.collectorz.com/connect/blog/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jesse-hughes-eodm.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack's going to play hoops? I got a scouting video of her:

TWg5boXIqQI

[ATRAIN]

Jmann you down with boots electric?

[Summers]

:lmao

I think im going to grow the stache out and im gonna go buy an old t-bird. (that looks like this)

http://www.theblankclub.com/images/fliers_full/eaglesofdeathFL.jpg

I wanna look like Jesse.

http://www.collectorz.com/connect/blog/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jesse-hughes-eodm.jpg

Hot!

[jman3000]

Jmann you down with boots electric?

yeah. i have a EofDM mustache ride shirt.

[ATRAIN]

yeah. i have a EofDM mustache ride shirt.

DUDE when I saw them last time they had that shirt and I CANT believe I didnt buy one..........FUCK!!! Im looking online to order one.

check the name of this title lol

http://www.artrocker.com/node/6172

[ATRAIN]

yeah. i have a EofDM mustache ride shirt.

http://www.corpseclothing.com/merchandise_eagles_of_death_metal_hand_icon_t-shirt.html

this one is pretty sweet

[ashbeeigh]

I thought Ash did. But she called me a bitch for not having the skill to resuscitate Mikey from their deadliness.

ugh. I went to the bank and as I was driving I thought over my post. As I was exiting I realized this was a compliment. Forgive me.


being blonde shouldn't give you carte blanche to be a retard.

Umm...yes it does. It always does.

[jman3000]

ugh. I went to the bank and as I was driving I thought over my post. As I was exiting I realized this was a compliment. Forgive me.



Umm...yes it does. It always does.

does it give you the right to be a whore?

[ATRAIN]

does it give you the right to be a whore?

hey J did you know Ashbeeigh licks my balls, I think I should put that as my title again.

[jman3000]

good job on getting my sloppy seconds.

[florige]

:lmao

I think im going to grow the stache out and im gonna go buy an old t-bird. (that looks like this)

http://www.theblankclub.com/images/fliers_full/eaglesofdeathFL.jpg

I wanna look like Jesse.

http://www.collectorz.com/connect/blog/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jesse-hughes-eodm.jpg





LMFAO at Atrain with the Jman Stache.

[ashbeeigh]

hey J did you know Ashbeeigh licks my balls, I think I should put that as my title again.

It only made sense at the moment.

[CuckingFunt]

hey J did you know Ashbeeigh licks my balls, I think I should put that as my title again.

Considering ashbeeigh's fondness for golden showers and dirty feet, I hope you make her take a shower first.

[ATRAIN]

Ash knows how to milk the prostate

[samikeyp]

ugh. I went to the bank and as I was driving I thought over my post. As I was exiting I realized this was a compliment. Forgive me.

Me almost dying is a good thing? :wow

[ashbeeigh]

Me almost dying is a good thing? :wow

No. My boobs are awesome was the point.

[samikeyp]

No. My boobs are awesome was the point.

Agreed, which is why mentioned I would be staring at them!

[jman3000]

I have seen them. I would disagree.

[CuckingFunt]

I have seen them. I would disagree.

They are attached to ashbeeigh, after all.

[mrsmaalox]

LMFAO at Atrain with the Jman Stache.Especially since the Jman stache, as nice as it is, is WEAK compared to the Cosmic Cowboy stache. All men should strive for a stache like that one :p:

[ashbeeigh]

I have seen them. I would disagree.

Lies. You love them like you love your stache.


Why else would you remember them so vividly 4 years (right?) later?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

half dollar and super pink

[ORION]

lol well if your on Orions team he will pat your ass any chance he gets.
ATRAIN are you out of your mind? I will dominate you and you know this. It doesn't matter who is on my team because we will. I'll just get Steven easy lay ups because I will give you moving screen after moving screen.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh gawd I am in love with my new PowerShot Pro electric staple/brad gun!! :spin

[marini martini]

Staches suck major a$$, unless u have the beard to back it up!!!:toast

Did I mention, that I am going on a rampage this weekend???

Went to Shakespeare in the Park this eve., a bunch of a$$ wipes sat next to me, and started "fanning" them selves when I lit up!!!:lmao

Ha!!! Mr. Marini and I, will be in the Sunday paper, cuz we looked so good!!!

I love me!!!:king

[mrsmaalox]

Staches suck major a$$, unless u have the beard to back it up!!!:toast

Did I mention, that I am going on a rampage this weekend???

Went to Shakespeare in the Park this eve., a bunch of a$$ wipes sat next to me, and started "fanning" them selves when I lit up!!!:lmao

Ha!!! Mr. Marini and I, will be in the Sunday paper, cuz we looked so good!!!

I love me!!!:king

I love you too! ;)

[Kori Ellis]

[/token Quattro visit]

[ShoogarBear]

As opposed to midge's tokin' Quattro visits.

[florige]

I have seen them. I would disagree.


Lies. You love them like you love your stache.


Why else would you remember them so vividly 4 years (right?) later?



So at some point in time JMan and Ash were intense lovers? :wow

[florige]

Especially since the Jman stache, as nice as it is, is WEAK compared to the Cosmic Cowboy stache. All men should strive for a stache like that one :p:



I will be impressed MM if it has the same kind of awesomeness and and overall greatness of the Jman Stache.

[ashbeeigh]

Ha!!! Mr. Marini and I, will be in the Sunday paper, cuz we looked so good!!!

I love me!!!:king

You'll be in that little bit section in the STAR? Fabulous! I've seen three people I know in that section since they started doing it. It's almost as fun/depressing to look at as the Engagement section.

[mrsmaalox]

I will be impressed MM if it has the same kind of awesomeness and and overall greatness of the Jman Stache.

Gee it would be tough to out stache CC. He's got the whole mature, salt and pepper, Sam Elliott, rich dude look going on. The JMan just needs a few more years :eyebrows

[marini martini]

You'll be in that little bit section in the STAR? Fabulous! I've seen three people I know in that section since they started doing it. It's almost as fun/depressing to look at as the Engagement section.

We never get the paper, so IDK.

Are those pics in color???? Shit N/M it's not us!!! We really weren't there. It was a drunk post!!!:toast

[angel_luv]

I have to work tonight and am missing the youth church service. :td