Free Quattro Razor (19)

[CuckingFunt]

OtJx1uX-O24

[mrsmaalox]

Ugh! "Peeps" hangover :(

[SpursStalker]

Ugh! "Peeps" hangover :(

:lol

I almost od'd myself!!

[samikeyp]

Nice avatar. :tu

[Spur-Addict]

OtJx1uX-O24

For all the morbidly obese individuals who cannot reach themselves, or for those who are super jacked and can't wipe there ass, here it is, the Body Snake.


:lol

I almost od'd myself!!

Hey.....:D

[Spur-Addict]

I broke my phone today, fun discovery.

[SpursStalker]

Hey.....:D

Sup?

:D

[Spur-Addict]

Sup?

:D

Oh, you know, the usual. I've been a procrastinator as of late and that has penetrated into most aspects of what i've been doing as of late. But um, I think that we should interact more. How bout it?

[SpursStalker]

Oh, you know, the usual. I've been a procrastinator as of late and that has penetrated into most aspects of what i've been doing as of late. But um, I think that we should interact more. How bout it?

You lost me after procrastinator and penetrated ...

I'm all for a lil interaction

:chestbump

[CuckingFunt]

For all the morbidly obese individuals who cannot reach themselves, or for those who are super jacked and can't wipe there ass, here it is, the Body Snake.

I guess.

I thought it was for anyone who fantasized about washing their feet with repeated thrusts into a giant vinyl sphincter.

[Melmart1]

I guess.

I thought it was for anyone who fantasized about washing their feet with repeated thrusts into a giant vinyl sphincter.

Don't agitate her!

[CuckingFunt]

Don't agitate her!

But I do so love agitating.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't care how much Eddie Murphy sucks these days, this will never stop being funny.

ZoS8j9eNMZU

[RashoFan]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3289777#post3289777
Acadian.....bitches!!!!!

[samikeyp]

I don't care how much Eddie Murphy sucks these days, this will never stop being funny.

ZoS8j9eNMZU

Sexual Chocolate!

[florige]

Sexual Chocolate!

Dat boy iz good!!

[SpursStalker]

Nice avatar. :tu

Danka!!

:D

[samikeyp]

Dat boy iz good!!

Yeah...good and turrible. :lol

[samikeyp]

Danka!!

:D

Sie sind willkommen. :)

Who is it?

[SpursStalker]

Sie sind willkommen. :)

Who is it?

Some slut off the internet ...

:D

[samikeyp]

Some slut off the internet ...

:D

Would you be the slut in question?

:lol

[SpursStalker]

Would you be the slut in question?

:lol

:wow

Noooo I'm much more!!!

:lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i42.tinypic.com/4g2hdy.jpg

[RashoFan]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3289777#post3289777
Acadian.....bitches!!!!!

ehem....
People...I got a job offer...I'm going back to work on an ambulance....

You fuckers need to pay a little more attention.....


You may proceed with the congratulatory replies....thank you.

[samikeyp]

ehem....
People...I got a job offer...I'm going back to work on an ambulance....

You fuckers need to pay a little more attention.....


You may proceed with the congratulatory replies....thank you.

:toast

[SpursStalker]

http://i42.tinypic.com/4g2hdy.jpg

:lol

That's some funny shit!!!

[samikeyp]

:wow

Noooo I'm much more!!!

:lol

Much more in the boob department of much more of an internet slut? :wtf


;)

[SpursStalker]

Much more in the boob department of much more of an internet slut? :wtf


;)

More of the first than the latter but I have been recently called a twat ...

:lol

[samikeyp]

More of the first than the latter but I have been recently called a twat ...

:lol

Fair enough.

PM me proof at your convenience. :)

:lol

[to21]

More of the first than the latter but I have been recently called a twat ...

:lolYou know what they say about twats right?

They also be cunts to.

[SpursStalker]

You know what they say about twats right?

They also be cunts to.

Not this one!! I personally can't stand that word.

:wow

[samikeyp]

That is a word even I rarely use and I pretty much use all the bad words.

[Blake]

I thought I saw a putty twat

[SpursStalker]

That is a word even I rarely use and I pretty much use all the bad words.

Are you a potty mouth?

:lol

[to21]

Not this one!! I personally can't stand that word.

:wowYou know I hear a lot of women do. I would think it has the same venom has twat.

[SpursStalker]

You know I hear a lot of women do. I would think it has the same venom has twat.

I think twat is hilarious ...

:lol

[samikeyp]

Are you a potty mouth?

:lol

yes i am. :lol

[to21]

I think twat is hilarious ...

:lolI think twat is fabulous.

[mrsmaalox]

I think twat is fabulous.

:lol It probably likes you too!

[to21]

:lol It probably likes you too!It sure does......it purrrrrrrrrrrrs for me.

[SpursStalker]

yes i am. :lol

I had a feeling ...

:lol


I think twat is fabulous.

Most men do ...

:p:

[mrsmaalox]

It sure does......it purrrrrrrrrrrrs for me.

And you'll bark for it, right?

[to21]

And you'll bark for it, right?Bark! Bark!

You ready?

[mrsmaalox]

Bark! Bark!

You ready?

Sorry, but for mine they howl ;)

[samikeyp]

I think twat is fabulous.

I'm a fan! :)

[SpursStalker]

I'm a fan! :)

I'm a fan of BIG sticks ...

:eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Sorry, but for mine they howl ;)

They're just trying to hear the echo.

[samikeyp]

They're just trying to hear the echo.

:lol

[jman3000]

I know this girl and for the life of me I can't determine whether her boobs are fake or real. They are perfect... which tells me that they're fake... but they're not incredibly huge... which tells me they're real... but they're just 1 size big enough to where it looks a little out of place on her body... which tells me they're fake... she's really cool and down to earth... which tells me they're real....

bleh.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I know this girl and for the life of me I can't determine whether her boobs are fake or real. They are perfect... which tells me that they're fake... but they're not incredibly huge... which tells me they're real... but they're just 1 size big enough to where it looks a little out of place on her body... which tells me they're fake... she's really cool and down to earth... which tells me they're real....

bleh.

I do believe the only ruling that will suffice after your thorough explanation is an oral exam.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ehem....
People...I got a job offer...I'm going back to work on an ambulance....

You fuckers need to pay a little more attention.....


You may proceed with the congratulatory replies....thank you.

When are you working next so I can plan my car crash?

[ATRAIN]

I know this girl and for the life of me I can't determine whether her boobs are fake or real. They are perfect... which tells me that they're fake... but they're not incredibly huge... which tells me they're real... but they're just 1 size big enough to where it looks a little out of place on her body... which tells me they're fake... she's really cool and down to earth... which tells me they're real....

bleh.

:ttiwwp:

[jman3000]

Thinking of it only makes me sad.

[jman3000]

ha... I actually have a pick... but it's not a very good one.

She kinda looks like that chick from not another teen movie... the one who has the glasses and gets a makeover by taking them off.

[Trainwreck2100]

ha... I actually have a pick... but it's not a very good one.

She kinda looks like that chick from not another teen movie... the one who has the glasses and gets a makeover by taking them off.

just post the fucking pic

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

just post the fucking pic

You couldn't possibly have exhausted your wanking material from the entire Internet, could you?

[jman3000]

You couldn't possibly have exhausted your wanking material from the entire Internet, could you?

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

You couldn't possibly have exhausted your wanking material from the entire Internet, could you?

course not, there's something for everyone on the interwebs

[jman3000]

I'm not gonna post the pic. She'd kill me.

[Trainwreck2100]

i'm not gonna post the pic. She'd kill me.

yes we gathered that

[jman3000]

lo siento

[CuckingFunt]

I know this girl and for the life of me I can't determine whether her boobs are fake or real. They are perfect... which tells me that they're fake... but they're not incredibly huge... which tells me they're real... but they're just 1 size big enough to where it looks a little out of place on her body... which tells me they're fake... she's really cool and down to earth... which tells me they're real....

bleh.

Grab and squeeze. It's the only way.

[samikeyp]

As usual...Funt is wise.

[ORION]

Grab and squeeze. It's the only way.

Will a girl with fakies get upset if you ask if they are fakies ?

[CuckingFunt]

Will a girl with fakies get upset if you ask if they are fakies ?

A girl with realies would.

[ORION]

A girl with realies would.
But if it was more than obvious that they are fakies and you ask. Would that chick have the right to be offended?

[CuckingFunt]

But if it was more than obvious that they are fakies and you ask. Would that chick have the right to be offended?

Yes, I think she would. Sucks for her that the boob job isn't convincing, but it still isn't a question anyone wants to be asked.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://www.teri-hatcher.com/SEINFELD93/seinfeld9305.jpg

[samikeyp]

:tu

[ORION]

Yes, I think she would. Sucks for her that the boob job isn't convincing, but it still isn't a question anyone wants to be asked.
I guess

[ORION]

I'm pumped up and excited because I'm playing in a basketball league next month.

[ORION]

I just hope I don't suck ass

[Spur-Addict]

You'd do good in finding the gym and getting some runs.

[ORION]

You'd do good in finding the gym and getting some runs.

I do but its damn near impossible to join a league where I live. I'm not too bad with the old round ball. I have been known to sink a few touchdowns from the penalty line.

[Spur-Addict]

Why is it damn near impossible?

[ORION]

Why is it damn near impossible?

because there is only one league and I do not know enough people in town to get a team and they play on days that I can't make it.

[Spur-Addict]

That's shitty. I literally have to turn down playing in leagues and side runs all the time.

[ORION]

That's shitty. I literally have to turn down playing in leagues and side runs all the time.

why would you do that? I go play during my lunch break when I'm at work.

[Spur-Addict]

why would you do that? I go play during my lunch break when I'm at work.

Because i've played organized basketball for ten years and i'm tired of it. Well, i'm tired of it at least for a little while because after a while it started to feel like a job.

[ORION]

Because i've played organized basketball for ten years and i'm tired of it. Well, i'm tired of it at least for a little while because after a while it started to feel like a job.

I wish I had the time to do that.

[ORION]

Holy shit !!! ATHF movie coming out in 2011 Death Fighter

[Spur-Addict]

That's a long time from now. It's hard for me to get excited for something that far away at this current time.

[RashoFan]

When are you working next so I can plan my car crash?

When I know, I'll let you know....

[mrsmaalox]

How's the new job? :)

[jman3000]

It's either she's using a very very good bra... or they are fake... or they are perfect. sigh.

[ORION]

It's either she's using a very very good bra... or they are fake... or they are perfect. sigh.
Look at her shoulders and neck. That should give you your answer grasshopper.

[ORION]

That's a long time from now. It's hard for me to get excited for something that far away at this current time.
That is retardulous! Just knowing that a new movie will be out is enough for me.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So wha'd I miss?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Nothing?
Okay.
Back into hiatus then.

[ORION]

So wha'd I miss?

New ATHF movie coming out 2011

[Spur-Addict]

Moving large boulders for seven hours straight sucks. It especially sucked when certain boulders weighed as much as fair sized people. But being watched by housewives while doing it makes it ok.

I need a massage.

[ORION]

Moving large boulders for seven hours straight sucks. It especially sucked when certain boulders weighed as much as fair sized people. But being watched by housewives while doing it makes it ok.

I need a massage.

were they fat, desperate housewives?

[Spur-Addict]

were they fat, desperate housewives?

I'll admit one was rather large, but the rest weren't. It started off as one, but a small group formed and I felt like a stripper or something. It wasn't the sort of watching that is from a distance. They were literally ten to twelve feet from me in a garage with the door all the way up.

[mrsmaalox]

Moving large boulders for seven hours straight sucks. It especially sucked when certain boulders weighed as much as fair sized people. But being watched by housewives while doing it makes it ok.

I need a massage.

Do you sell boulders or just move them? I'm in the market for one largish one and one smallish one. I'll throw in a housewife audience for the right price ;)

[Spur-Addict]

Do you sell boulders or just move them? I'm in the market for one largish one and one smallish one. I'll throw in a housewife audience for the right price ;)

I just move them, sorry. I'm what they would refer to as "man power". I wouldn't pay for something I can get for free at anytime anyways. But I appreciate the offer or w/e.

[mrsmaalox]

I just move them, sorry. I'm what they would refer to as "man power". I wouldn't pay for something I can get for free at anytime anyways. But I appreciate the offer or w/e.

See that's the thing; I'm not crazy about paying for big rocks either but my lack of manpower forces it!

[marini martini]

See that's the thing; I'm not crazy about paying for big rocks either but my lack of manpower forces it!

Yep, sucks when you have to pay for big rocks!:lol Lucky for me, I get mine for free!!!:toast

[SpursStalker]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/WaveHello.gif

[jman3000]

Spurs can suck my cock.

[CuckingFunt]

Spurs can suck my cock.

I didn't realize you liked boys.

[Summers]

Spurs can suck my cock.

I have fantasies that go something like that. Except for the cock part.

[mrsmaalox]

I have fantasies that go something like that. Except for the cock part.

LOL Me too....but mine include their cocks :D

[jman3000]

whores... all of you.

[Trainwreck2100]

indeed

[CuckingFunt]

whores... all of you.

Who are you calling a whore? I'm not the one who just invited an entire professional basketball team to perform oral sex on me.

[jman3000]

:depressed

[Summers]

:depressed

Oh, don't do that. :( Okay, look, I have 10 minutes between Fabi and Jacques. Get in here, but be quick.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh, don't do that. :( Okay, look, I have 10 minutes between Fabi and Jacques. Get in here, but be quick.

Well send me Fab when you're done. Don't wear him out please.....;)

[jman3000]

ewwww..... lmao... this somehow turned into a bukkake.

[RandomGuy]

ewwww..... lmao... this somehow turned into a bukkake.

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Heh from this one. (http://www.entertonement.com/clips/47119/Shit-if-this-is-gonna-be-that-kind-of-party-I'm-gonna-stick-my-dick-in-the-mashed-potatoes)

[jman3000]

I think mashed taters would lose consistency while being made love to. after a few seconds it would just be a huge mess.

maybe if you put a hole in a watermelon, filled it with mashed taters, and commenced the fornication... then you'd have something.

[Dr. Gonzo]

My pants are wrinkled. I tried ironing them but nothing doing. I feel like a retarded kid wearing wrinkled pants.

[SpursStalker]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/WaveHello.gif

[Summers]

My pants are wrinkled. I tried ironing them but nothing doing. I feel like a retarded kid wearing wrinkled pants.

Check the tag on the pants to see what they're made of, then use the high end of the heat they recommend. Use the high steam setting and then move the iron up the leg very slowly so the steam can get in there and relax those fibers.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Check the tag on the pants to see what they're made of, then use the high end of the heat they recommend. Use the high steam setting and then move the iron up the leg very slowly so the steam can get in there and relax those fibers.

I had the heat all the way up with the steam. Still nothing. The fucking pants were fresh out of the dryer too. I think I have some sort of supernatural pants that enjoy being wrinkled.

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe it's my dryer, but unless I use fabric softener in the wash and dryer sheets, the legs on my pants and jeans get twisted.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I should've used those fucking sheets.

Dammit

[RandomGuy]

Check the tag on the pants to see what they're made of, then use the high end of the heat they recommend. Use the high steam setting and then move the iron up the leg very slowly so the steam can get in there and relax those fibers.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-laundry-fail.jpg


(ducks the hot iron thrown at him)

[mrsmaalox]

http://blissfullydomestic.com/wp-content/uploads/wrinkle-216x300.jpg

Or get some of this wonderful stuff. It's great for casual clothes you don't want to wear wrinkled, but don't need a perfect press. Just spray it on the dry clothes and shake it out and tah dah!! Looking decent :tu

[Dr. Gonzo]

Looking decent is all I pray for.

[SpursStalker]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-laundry-fail.jpg


(ducks the hot iron thrown at him)

:lol

That's actually pretty funny!!!!

[ORION]

Looking decent is all I pray for.

Dude you know you got those wranglers with the sharp ass crease down the leg.

[Dr. Gonzo]

M0BzBFWt8V8

[RandomGuy]

Dude you know you got those wranglers with the sharp ass crease down the leg.

"ass crease"?

"wranglers"?

Dude, I don't want to know...





HA!

[Summers]

Dude you know you got those wranglers with the sharp ass crease down the leg.

That makes me think of hot rodeo cowboys.

[ORION]

That makes me think of hot rodeo cowboys.

Well if he dry humps you he would most definitely cut your legs off mid thigh.

[ORION]

"ass crease"?

"wranglers"?

Dude, I don't want to know...





HA!
Ok its not really an ass crease just a sharp crease.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I'm surprised ORION didn't say anything about the live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force mentioned in the bump before the show last night.

[ORION]

I'm surprised ORION didn't say anything about the live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force mentioned in the bump before the show last night.

What what?

[ORION]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg

I like ass crease. Wait what?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

so.....

[marini martini]

so.....

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao

thank you. thank you

[marini martini]

thank you. thank you

You were a day late and a dollar short.:lol

No show us your cockatar!!!:toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You were a day late and a dollar short.:lol

No show us your cockatar!!!:toast
easy there, spry one. you hit a happy hour already?

[marini martini]

:lmao @ Spry one!!!

Every hour is happy for me!!!:toast

Now drop 'em!!!:lol

[samikeyp]

Third page?

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[florige]

Third page?

Oh how the mighty have fallen.



I was thinking the exact same thing. :lol

[jman3000]

It's because this thread is gay.

[Spur-Addict]

If you're at a lounge/bar and it's time to go, and the security guards tell you it's time to go, you'd better go. I would advise against deliberately standing around and talking after you've heard them tell you several times that you must go. If the lights are on nice and bright, and the music is off, that should be more than sufficient as an indicator that the night is over.

If it's four a.m, one of them may not like this defiance. No matter what time it is, they will not like it. When you then get screamed on, and physically removed, do not start bitching. Then, when the guard comes outside, do not get into your car and talk shit as you drive away. If you had an issue, you wouldn't have gotten into your car to act like you were actually going to do something.

[ORION]

If you're at a lounge/bar and it's time to go, and the security guards tell you it's time to go, you'd better go. I would advise against deliberately standing around and talking after you've heard them tell you several times that you must go. If the lights are on nice and bright, and the music is off, that should be more than sufficient as an indicator that the night is over.

If it's four a.m, one of them may not like this defiance. No matter what time it is, they will not like it. When you then get screamed on, and physically removed, do not start bitching. Then, when the guard comes outside, do not get into your car and talk shit as you drive away. If you had an issue, you wouldn't have gotten into your car to act like you were actually going to do something.

That was you ?!?! You didn't have to squeeze my butt cheeks as you were taking me out.

[Dr. Gonzo]

uh huh

[Dr. Gonzo]

yup

[SpursStalker]

If you're at a lounge/bar and it's time to go, and the security guards tell you it's time to go, you'd better go. I would advise against deliberately standing around and talking after you've heard them tell you several times that you must go. If the lights are on nice and bright, and the music is off, that should be more than sufficient as an indicator that the night is over.

If it's four a.m, one of them may not like this defiance. No matter what time it is, they will not like it. When you then get screamed on, and physically removed, do not start bitching. Then, when the guard comes outside, do not get into your car and talk shit as you drive away. If you had an issue, you wouldn't have gotten into your car to act like you were actually going to do something.

I like your pants around your feet ...

:D

[Spur-Addict]

I like your pants around your feet ...

:D

And I like your hands touching your feet.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ederam is a friend of mine!

[ORION]

Hey if anyone wants to play some ball let me know. The league starts next week and I'd like to get some good games.

[Dr. Gonzo]

9BEgslCkDm0

[Dr. Gonzo]

Damn child molester.

[peewee's lovechild]

Joe fucking Lopez?

Hahahahaha.

[peewee's lovechild]

Brownsville's golden boy.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I went from one child molester to another.

[ORION]

Did anyone see the new ATHF episode on Sunday?

[Dr. Gonzo]

i lol'd

http://www.youthink.com/links.cfm?obj_id=28886

[SpursStalker]

And I like your hands touching your feet.

I like your ...

Well we'll discuss this later

:D

[CuckingFunt]

Did anyone see the new ATHF episode on Sunday?

Yes. Yes I did.

[CuckingFunt]

I like your ...

Well we'll discuss this later

:D

I like PMs. They're a nifty invention.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/walrusbucketsagauy8-1.jpg

[to21]

Sea world sucks for stealing that nigga's bucket.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Sea world sucks for stealing that nigga's bucket.

No shit!

[CuckingFunt]

Poor lolrus.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I want a bucket.

[ORION]

Yes. Yes I did.

I think that whole scene where meatwad was pretending to sleep while shake was talking to him in the closet with the walkie talkies was classic.

[CuckingFunt]

I think that whole scene where meatwad was pretending to sleep while shake was talking to him in the closet with the walkie talkies was classic.

"Cannot sleep."

"Counting sheep."

"Cannot count. Over."

[mrsmaalox]

The ACL2009 thread reminded me of this wonderful woman

8ouI5KcyHfE

[ORION]

"Cannot sleep."

"Counting sheep."

"Cannot count. Over."
Haha
Tell me a story over

What in the hell...ok the was once this lonely dart...

[Spur-Addict]

Log Jammin'

[SpursStalker]

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

[mrsmaalox]

Ticks me off when that creepy exterminator says he'll be here on Monday then shows up on Wednesday when I'm soaking wet from the shower and I have to go outside to unlock the gate!! :madrun

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Log Jammin'
Gutter Balls!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ticks me off when that creepy exterminator says he'll be here on Monday then shows up on Wednesday when I'm soaking wet from the shower and I have to go outside to unlock the gate!! :madruna shower on wednesday? i guess that weekly event came quick.

[Summers]

Ticks me off when that creepy exterminator says he'll be here on Monday then shows up on Wednesday when I'm soaking wet from the shower and I have to go outside to unlock the gate!! :madrun

The exterminator who services my complexes is creepy, too. I wonder if it's the same guy or part of the job description.

[CuckingFunt]

The exterminator who services my complexes is creepy, too. I wonder if it's the same guy or part of the job description.

Job description. We worked with several exterminators when I was in property management and every single one of them was creepy. I think it's got something to do with all the chemicals/fumes.

[Summers]

Job description. We worked with several exterminators when I was in property management and every single one of them was creepy. I think it's got something to do with all the chemicals/fumes.

I think you're onto something there.

[mrsmaalox]

a shower on wednesday? i guess that weekly event came quick.

Oh my, you bring the humor here too? Remind me to send an email :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh my, you bring the humor here too? Remind me to send an email :Ddon't be jealous

[mrsmaalox]

don't be jealous

:lol

[SpursStalker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icD8mBBeIwU

[to21]

:jack

[SpursStalker]

:jack

Off ...

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol bewbs

[to21]

Off ...Wanna help?

[SpursStalker]

Wanna help?

Now if that aint the dumbest question I've heard all day ...

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icD8mBBeIwU

For the first few seconds I thought the girl in the video was Liv Tyler, so it really freaked me out when Steven Tyler started licking her!! :wow

[batman2883]

harlem on the rise

[SpursStalker]

For the first few seconds I thought the girl in the video was Liv Tyler, so it really freaked me out when Steven Tyler started licking her!! :wow

:wow :lol

Yanno, I had the same thought when I first saw it as well ...

[timvp]

http://media.mysanantonio.com/images/042909+swine+07.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://media.mysanantonio.com/images/042909+swine+07.jpg

the sad sound of silence

[Cant_Be_Faded]

jesus christ almighty trainwreck has sold out

you've changed breh

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm watching Predator 2.

I have come to the sad realization that the entire Hispanic race was represented by Maria Conshita Alonso in the 80s and early 90s.

I fucking hate Cubans.

[Melmart1]

Damnit, I HATE waking up in the middle of the night and being WIDE awake. I simply can't go back to sleep.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and I found out today that I have to move. Bah!

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, and I found out today that I have to move. Bah!

Where you moving to?

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck, I think I'm going to throw up again.

I fucking hate this.

[Melmart1]

Where you moving to?

Just somewhere here in the city. Preferably close to where I am now, I like this neighborhood .. quiet, cheap and clean. Hardly any traffic compared to a lot of places. I am gonna start making calls tomorrow.

[Melmart1]

Fuck, I think I'm going to throw up again.

I fucking hate this.

You got teh swine flu?

[peewee's lovechild]

Just somewhere here in the city. Preferably close to where I am now, I like this neighborhood .. quiet, cheap and clean. Hardly any traffic compared to a lot of places. I am gonna start making calls tomorrow.

Why the move?

[peewee's lovechild]

You got teh swine flu?

I thought it was the pig flu, but I don't know.

I was convinced that all I had was that allergy shit, but I think I'm getting worse.

I've puked three times already and I don't even have much to puke out in the first place.

Fuck, I never puked this much when I was drinking like a captain of an Exxon tanker.

[Melmart1]

Why the move?

My roommate's brother is moving in. He is trying to stay clean and needs family to keep an eye on him. I understand completely, family comes first. But I hate moving, so sucks for me.

[Melmart1]

I thought it was the pig flu, but I don't know.

I was convinced that all I had was that allergy shit, but I think I'm getting worse.

I've puked three times already and I don't even have much to puke out in the first place.

Fuck, I never puked this much when I was drinking like a captain of an Exxon tanker.

You were a throwing-up drinker? That's pretty gross.

[peewee's lovechild]

You were a throwing-up drinker? That's pretty gross.

Not really.

I've only thrown up because of the drink maybe three times.

But, I drank enough in my time to make anyone throw up a million times over.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck!!

Okay, I'm gonna have to hurl.

See you guys later.

[florige]

My roommate's brother is moving in. He is trying to stay clean and needs family to keep an eye on him. I understand completely, family comes first. But I hate moving, so sucks for me.



You should move in with Atrain. He lives by himself.

[florige]

Not really.

I've only thrown up because of the drink maybe three times.

But, I drank enough in my time to make anyone throw up a million times over.



That happened to me twice when I downed 3 apple Martini's straight trying to look like a badass. Honestly I think that drink is more potent than taking shots of Tequila straight.

[Melmart1]

You should move in with Atrain. He lives by himself.

He also lives in Austin, and I don't. :lol

[florige]

He also lives in Austin, and I don't. :lol



Whats wrong with Austin? :lol

[Melmart1]

Whats wrong with Austin? :lol

Nothing if you want to live there. But why the hell would I move there simply to be the roommate of someone I have never met? Makes no sense at all.

[florige]

I'm watching Predator 2.

I have come to the sad realization that the entire Hispanic race was represented by Maria Conshita Alonso in the 80s and early 90s.

I fucking hate Cubans.



She was hot as hell in the Running Man though.

[florige]

Nothing if you want to live there. But why the hell would I move there simply to be the roommate of someone I have never met? Makes no sense at all.



Calm down Mel, calm down, I was just trying to throw some ideas out there for you. lol

[Melmart1]

Calm down Mel, calm down, I was just trying to throw some ideas out there for you. lol

Who said I wasn't calm? I just think it's dumb to move to another city for no reason other than to be a roommate of someone you haven't met.

[florige]

Who said I wasn't calm? I just think it's dumb to move to another city for no reason other than to be a roommate of someone you haven't met.


Nah you just seemed pretty worked up. Actually I was expecting a different response because I was partially joking. lol

[ORION]

That happened to me twice when I downed 3 apple Martini's straight trying to look like a badass. Honestly I think that drink is more potent than taking shots of Tequila straight.

Flo, if you're trying to look like a bad ass drinking apple martini's might not be a good option.

[Mike Litoris]

Who said I wasn't calm? I just think it's dumb to move to another city for no reason other than to be a roommate of someone you haven't met.

You say that as if it is a bad thing. I flick beans all day with people I barely know.

[florige]

Flo, if you're trying to look like a bad ass drinking apple martini's might not be a good option.


I can see if I ordered a Margarita or something. lol Those Martini's are strong as hell. That is also around the time when I only used to drink made drinks. I'll tell you what, I wouldn't do that again though. lol

[ORION]

I can see if I ordered a Margarita or something. lol Those Martini's are strong as hell. That is also around the time when I only used to drink made drinks. I'll tell you what, I wouldn't do that again though. lol
Pinky up or down?

[florige]

Pinky up or down?



:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

jesus christ almighty trainwreck has sold out

you've changed breh

I never sold out, i was betrayed, abandoned and left for dead, but i will have my vengence, in this life or the next.

[ORION]

:lol
Well the basketball league starts monday. Let's see if I still have the touch.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

maria conchita alonso fucking sucked

luckily alyssa milano was representin' at the nice ripe age of 15

[Mike Litoris]

I never sold out, i was betrayed, abandoned and left for dead, but i will have my vengence, in this life or the next.

I feel I should recognize this. Punisher?

[florige]

Well the basketball league starts monday. Let's see if I still have the touch.


I'm going to have to fly to Texas and wipe the floor with all you so-called ballers. Starting with you and Atrain. I already know I can block Atrain's shot at will. Too slow.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

rofl Batman could almost dunk until his knee exploded

[ORION]

I'm going to have to fly to Texas and wipe the floor with all you so-called ballers. Starting with you and Atrain. I already know I can block Atrain's shot at will. Too slow.

Unless you're 7 feet 280lbs you have no chance against me.

[florige]

Unless you're 7 feet 280lbs you have no chance against me.


My nickname is Will Bynum on the court. You are probably closer to Saul Smith.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://media.mysanantonio.com/images/042909+swine+07.jpg

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7263/27k39m.jpg

[ORION]

rofl Batman could almost dunk until his knee exploded
Almost is the key word and him being 6'4" and not being able to dunk is weak. I'm 6'2" and can so he never had a chance against me.

[florige]

Almost is the key word and him being 6'4" and not being able to dunk is weak. I'm 6'2" and can so he never had a chance against me.



He must had ZERO hops. :lol I can't either, but I am 5'8.

[ORION]

My nickname is Will Bynum on the court. You are probably closer to Saul Smith.
Hookers will tell you anything for you to let them go.

[CuckingFunt]

I got the animated series of Aeon Flux on DVD. I'd forgotten how fucking crazy this show was.

[ORION]

He must had ZERO hops. :lol I can't either, but I am 5'8.
He says he is going to get back into shape but he never does.

[Mike Litoris]

I got the animated series of Aeon Flux on DVD. I'd forgotten how fucking crazy this show was.


It was whacky.

It was zany.

I would even say it was... madcap.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Almost is the key word and him being 6'4" and not being able to dunk is weak. I'm 6'2" and can so he never had a chance against me.

I'm 6'1 and can't even touch the net. I have a 2 inch vertical leap.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I got the animated series of Aeon Flux on DVD. I'd forgotten how fucking crazy this show was.

I bought a bootleg of this back before they finally released the official DVD set. This was one of the best cartoons ever, when MTV was really in stride.

I think i was only 11 or 12 or so when it came out, and quite frankly did not understand shit about shit about the show, but I was drawn to it for every week for some reason. Plus I always thought Aeon was hot.

I still bust these out from time to time, its almost like you see the episodes from different angles as time goes on. One of the greatest cartoons ever. Had to catch the movie out of loyalty, and it was a total abortion.

[angel_luv]

Holy cow! I just spent $5.71 on gummi bears, gummi worms and sour straws.
And that was with my mall discount!

I had misread the sign. They charge almost $3 per quarter pound, not per half pound, which still was overpriced, though not as ridiculously so as $3 per quarter pound.

I only bought it because she had already sealed the bag and it was my mistake.

But still- wow! :oops

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Almost is the key word and him being 6'4" and not being able to dunk is weak. I'm 6'2" and can so he never had a chance against me.

Weren't you the one who exploded his knee?

[ORION]

Weren't you the one who exploded his knee?

No, unless after the beating I gave him that last time he injured himself intentionally so he would never have to play me again.

[ORION]

Holy cow! I just spent $5.71 on gummi bears, gummi worms and sour straws.
And that was with my mall discount!

I had misread the sign. They charge almost $3 per quarter pound, not per half pound, which still was overpriced, though not as ridiculously so as $3 per quarter pound.

I only bought it because she had already sealed the bag and it was my mistake.

But still- wow! :oops
Night crawlers are cheaper by the pound.

[Melmart1]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3580/3492112445_2505423d0e.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I bought a bootleg of this back before they finally released the official DVD set. This was one of the best cartoons ever, when MTV was really in stride.

I think i was only 11 or 12 or so when it came out, and quite frankly did not understand shit about shit about the show, but I was drawn to it for every week for some reason. Plus I always thought Aeon was hot.

I still bust these out from time to time, its almost like you see the episodes from different angles as time goes on. One of the greatest cartoons ever. Had to catch the movie out of loyalty, and it was a total abortion.

I thought the movie looked good, but the everything else about it was laughable. And other than the character names and a fly on a chick's eyeball, it was in no way related to the cartoon.

But you had to have been younger when it first came out. The first short aired in 1991, and I was 13 then. I had no idea what the fuck it was about at that time, either. I just liked it because it was vaguely naughty.

[CuckingFunt]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3580/3492112445_2505423d0e.jpg

I had no idea drag queens liked baseball.

[Dr. Gonzo]

There are so many lols to be had with that picture. I'm going to wait on them though.

[Melmart1]

She is a White Sox fan, though. Apparently she stalks the players and goes to Spring Training and everything. Good thing, cus Rangers fans have a hard enough time, we don't need to count her amongst our ranks.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I thought the movie looked good, but the everything else about it was laughable. And other than the character names and a fly on a chick's eyeball, it was in no way related to the cartoon.

But you had to have been younger when it first came out. The first short aired in 1991, and I was 13 then. I had no idea what the fuck it was about at that time, either. I just liked it because it was vaguely naughty.

I never caught the liquid tv shorts. I only caught the original run of the series in itself, and I was in 5th-7th grade or so.
I'd come to school, wanting to discuss wtf i saw, and none of my peers ever heard or cared of the show.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't get beyond the hair in that picture. I mean got damn.

[Melmart1]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/92636387@N00/3492169837/

[Cant_Be_Faded]

it's got nice jugs

[Summers]

She is a White Sox fan, though. Apparently she stalks the players and goes to Spring Training and everything. Good thing, cus Rangers fans have a hard enough time, we don't need to count her amongst our ranks.

Creepy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never caught the liquid tv shorts. I only caught the original run of the series in itself, and I was in 5th-7th grade or so.
I'd come to school, wanting to discuss wtf i saw, and none of my peers ever heard or cared of the show.

Dog boy was awesome.

[Melmart1]

http://web2.twitpic.com/img/7495135-225641c4c4ed9eabd08a8c0a45f3e110.49fdba5d-full.jpg