Free Quattro Razor (19)

[peewee's lovechild]

I had a crush on him circa Point Break. Terrible movie, but lots of good eye candy.

This cool girl I work with has a boyfriend who did some work on one of his fairly recent movies.

When they had a wrap party for the movie, she said that he got drunk and was acting like an arrogant ass.

Then again, I think everyone acts that way when they get drunk.

[Melmart1]

This cool girl I work with has a boyfriend who did some work on one of his fairly recent movies.

When they had a wrap party for the movie, she said that he got drunk and was acting like an arrogant ass.

Then again, I think everyone acts that way when they get drunk.

Better an arrogant ass than a violent one. It can always be worse.

[peewee's lovechild]

Better an arrogant ass than a violent one. It can always be worse.

True that.

But, she did say that he got into an argument with someone and he took off on his motorcycle peeling out and what not.

Maybe he's got a little violent streak in him.

But, he is a dreamy hunk.

[Melmart1]

True that.

But, she did say that he got into an argument with someone and he took off on his motorcycle peeling out and what not.

Maybe he's got a little violent streak in him.

But, he is a dreamy hunk.

Hahaha, he was good eye candy for awhile, but hardly dreamy or a hunk.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahaha, he was good eye candy for awhile, but hardly dreamy or a hunk.

He hasn't changed a bit.

Well, hardly anyway.

What makes a man dreamy?

[CuckingFunt]

He hasn't changed a bit.

Well, hardly anyway.

What makes a man dreamy?

Different answer for different people.

[Summers]

He hasn't changed a bit.

Well, hardly anyway.

What makes a man dreamy?

A pretty smile and kind eyes?

[Melmart1]

He hasn't changed a bit.

Well, hardly anyway.

What makes a man dreamy?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/14/break_narrowweb__300x447,0.jpg

http://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/keanu-reeves-picture.jpg

Yeah, hardly any change at all. :lol

As for the dreamy aspect, I don't know. Each person just knows it when they see it. And I never said Keanu was a dreamy hunk, I said he was good eye candy.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, if I'm secure in my masculinity . . . it would be okay to say that Keanu is eye candy?

Or, is that just one step away from the gay?

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/14/break_narrowweb__300x447,0.jpg

http://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/keanu-reeves-picture.jpg

Yeah, hardly any change at all. :lol

As for the dreamy aspect, I don't know. Each person just knows it when they see it. And I never said Keanu was a dreamy hunk, I said he was good eye candy.



Hahahaha.

Well, he always looks like the dude from Bill & Ted's to me.

[Melmart1]

So, if I'm secure in my masculinity . . . it would be okay to say that Keanu is eye candy?

Or, is that just one step away from the gay?

Hahaha, it depends on the company. I wouldn't think anything about it, but if you said it around someone like say, Midge ... then yeah, he would say you have teh gay.

[CuckingFunt]

So, if I'm secure in my masculinity . . . it would be okay to say that Keanu is eye candy?

Or, is that just one step away from the gay?

I think it's being secure in your masculinity.

Unless you want to make sweet love to him. That would be gay.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahaha, it depends on the company. I wouldn't think anything about it, but if you said it around someone like say, Midge ... then yeah, he would say you have teh gay.

I think I've heard him say this before.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think it's being secure in your masculinity.

Unless you want to make sweet love to him. That would be gay.

So, saying I want to have his unborn child is definitely out of the question?

[CuckingFunt]

So, saying I want to have his unborn child is definitely out of the question?

It's not out of the question. It's just, depending on how said child would be conceived, a little gay.

[Melmart1]

So, saying I want to have his unborn child is definitely out of the question?

Depends entirely on the circumstances. If you tried to conceive the natural way, that makes it gay.

[Melmart1]

This will never get old:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6281/11tsduxth.gif

[ATRAIN]

wtf myspace whore days? facebook whore days? I have just realized how much I hate social networking sites but I cant help being a social network whore. Shit even on here I couldnt help sending out friend requests. I hate my life!! Nah just kidding but really I should delete myspace it has brought me nothing but pain!!

[peewee's lovechild]

This will never get old:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6281/11tsduxth.gif



Hahahaha.

That was some funny shit.

[RashoFan]

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RashoFan, Melmart1

Hi Mel..

[to21]

This will never get old:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6281/11tsduxth.gifI watched it for about fifteen seconds, then it got old.

[ATRAIN]

This will never get old:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6281/11tsduxth.gif

I liked when Kevin ran into the vending machine hahahah. That was a funny ass episode.

[Melmart1]

I watched it for about fifteen seconds, then it got old.

I meant every time you see it, that it is still funny. Not to watch it non-stop like an idiot. I suppose you have to put instructions on everything these days. Hey, don't take electronics into the tub with you, OK? Be safe!

[Melmart1]

I liked when Kevin ran into the vending machine hahahah. That was a funny ass episode.

I liked when Michael started singing "I Will Survive" instead of "Staying Alive" and then everyone broke into song. :lol Some of the best moments of the show are musical, which I love.

[samikeyp]

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samikeyp, Melmart1+, florige

How you doin'? :eyebrows

[ATRAIN]

I liked when Michael started singing "I Will Survive" instead of "Staying Alive" and then everyone broke into song. :lol Some of the best moments of the show are musical, which I love.

LOL like Andy's personal "ringer" lmao

[Melmart1]

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samikeyp, Melmart1+, florige

How you doin'? :eyebrows

I am good. Just waiting for my breakfast to finish. Anything with bacon is gooood.

[ATRAIN]

sup Mike where ya been man?

[Melmart1]

LOL like Andy's personal "ringer" lmao

Rockin' Robin! Then he punched the wall when they hid the phone. "That was an overreaction!"

[samikeyp]

I am good. Just waiting for my breakfast to finish. Anything with bacon is gooood.

Very true. Bacon should be its own food group.

What's on the menu this morning?

[samikeyp]

sup Mike where ya been man?

Here, there, everywhere but mainly outside Mel's bathroom window. :lol

Mostly lurking. Too many asshats posting of late so I have been picking my spots.

[Melmart1]

Here, there, everywhere but mainly outside Mel's bathroom window. :lol

Mostly lurking. Too many asshats posting of late so I have been picking my spots.

Joke's on you, my bathroom doesn't have a window :lol

[samikeyp]

Joke's on you, my bathroom doesn't have a window :lol

Oops. :depressed :lol


Back to the Stalking 101 hand book.

[ATRAIN]

Here, there, everywhere but mainly outside Mel's bathroom window. :lol

Mostly lurking. Too many asshats posting of late so I have been picking my spots.

Yeah man but you should be used to that coming from Spurstalk.

[Melmart1]

Yeah man but you should be used to that coming from Spurstalk.

Used to what?

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[samikeyp]

Yeah man but you should be used to that coming from Spurstalk.

True but the number seems unusually high of late.

[ATRAIN]

Used to what?

the asshats keeping mike away

[Melmart1]

:sleep

I can see how you have that effect on people.

[ATRAIN]

True but the number seems unusually high of late.

the UTSA douchebags have been a part of that but its been funny. Do you still have snow up there?

[Melmart1]

the asshats keeping mike away

ah, yeah. There are a lot of them. Browser-crashing bastards! How do people think that shit is funny? Seriously?

[samikeyp]

ah, yeah. There are a lot of them. Browser-crashing bastards! How do people think that shit is funny? Seriously?

Agreed. Now that Mel is back in the Quattro...that could keep me around more.

[Melmart1]

Agreed. Now that Mel is back in the Quattro...that could keep me around more.

I come and go. Mostly here and in the Baseball Forum. I read the Spurs forum but I get tired of every armchair coaches that think they know better than a pro coach with four NBA titles.

[florige]

Here, there, everywhere but mainly outside Mel's bathroom window. :lol

Mostly lurking. Too many asshats posting of late so I have been picking my spots.



Damn Mikey I thought we were cool man?

[SpursStalker]

:downspin:

[ATRAIN]

Agreed. Now that Mel is back in the Quattro...that could keep me around more.

No shit its about fucking time she gets her ass back in here.

[ATRAIN]

Damn Mikey I thought we were cool man?

LMAO if you have to ask flo.....

[Melmart1]

:downspin:

Yes, we know your mother dropped you on your head when you were little. It's pretty obvious.

[SpursStalker]

:lmao

You seem agitated

[florige]

LMAO if you have to ask flo.....



Dude your Spurstalk cash pathetic. :lol

[Melmart1]

:lmao

You seem agitated

Yep, definitely a sign of being dropped on your head ... the inability to think for yourself and come up with your own lines. In fact, it is a classic sign of a repetitive head injury, suggesting that you were not only dropped, but dropped multiple times. Did you happen to have lead paint in your house? That might explain a few things, too.

[samikeyp]

Damn Mikey I thought we were cool man?

Its all good Flo. You are not an asshat. :tu

[Melmart1]

Dude your Spurstalk cash pathetic. :lol

He had to channel his anger problem into something else. This time it was gambling.

[ATRAIN]

Dude your Spurstalk cash pathetic. :lol

LMAO its cause I go into blackjack and put it all one one hand. I had 900 yesterday got a 19 and that damn computer hit into a 20!!!! Im gonna go all or nothing right now again lmao.

[ATRAIN]

He had to channel his anger problem into something else. This time it was gambling.

LOL well I had to since I stopped boxing but im still learning in ju jitsu so I cant kick anyones ass in that just yet.

[ATRAIN]

God Dammit im broke again!!

[Melmart1]

God Dammit im broke again!!

:lmao

Time to start turning tricks again.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

Time to start turning tricks again.

:depressed dammit not again

[ashbeeigh]

I think the vbookie gods are giving me his cash. I end up with a little extra everyday.

[ATRAIN]

I think the vbookie gods are giving me his cash. I end up with a little extra everyday.

Is that 7 grand from not using it?

[Melmart1]

:depressed dammit not again

Remember, nothing too beaucoup. Don't want you having to spend all your earning at the emergency room again.

[Don Quixote]

Hey folks ... the Tranny has taken to sending me private messages. Here's one.


Dear Don: I miss you. Please come back so we can be together. If you don't, I'll keep stalking you.

Love, A-train

That's all that I will quote. He then started talking (typing) his usual filth. So what should I do?

It's not like scurred or anything. His words and his farts are about the same thing to me. But nobody at ST wants the Tranny going ballistic or anything. Suggestions?

[Melmart1]

Suggestions?

Don't try so hard to be funny. Not everyone is bestowed with the gift of humor, so perhaps you should just accept your lot in life.

[ATRAIN]

Hey folks ... the Tranny has taken to sending me private messages. Here's one.



That's all that I will quote. He then started talking (typing) his usual filth. So what should I do?

It's not like scurred or anything. His words and his farts are about the same thing to me. But nobody at ST wants the Tranny going ballistic or anything. Suggestions?

You wish you fucking fag... everyone thought you died and it sucks that your not. Go ahead and make up that "love letter" everyone knows I wouldnt send you that shit. Your just ass hurt cause im sending you profile messages calling you a pussy and a fag and your going and deleting them. If you think thats bad your in for a lot worse.

[Don Quixote]

I'm so sure you moron. Bring it already. You've only been flapping your lips for like 2 years now, "I'ma kill Quixote. Ima kick his ass." Whatever. All flatulence.

And I didn't die. I leave ST every year for 7-8 months at a time because I have other, far more important things to do. But I know you missed me. You can't get along without me. Admit it.

[Don Quixote]

I'm already bored. You go give your speeches to somebody else.

[ATRAIN]

I'm so sure you moron. Bring it already. You've only been flapping your lips for like 2 years now, "I'ma kill Quixote. Ima kick his ass." Whatever. All flatulence.

And I didn't die. I leave ST every year for 7-8 months at a time because I have other, far more important things to do. But I know you missed me. You can't get along without me. Admit it.

Yeah and your reply to that is "oh I wouldnt fight you I would buy you a beer instead". You left prob because your wife prob caught you flirting with the females on here because your a loser and have to resort to flirting with girls on the net since you dont get any at home. You call yourself a man of god hahah im glad im helping punch your stamp on the way to hell.

[ATRAIN]

LMAO don fag keeps deleting the profile messages I leave him.........what a fucking pussy!!

[SpuronyourFace]

Okaay, don't feel like going through 51 some odd pages. So can someone tell me how can I get a "free Quattro razor" or do I just not get it?

[ATRAIN]

Okaay, don't feel like going through 51 some odd pages. So can someone tell me how can I get a "free Quattro razor" or do I just not get it?

pm melmart she will tell you all about it lmao

[CuckingFunt]

LMAO its cause I go into blackjack and put it all one one hand. I had 900 yesterday got a 19 and that damn computer hit into a 20!!!! Im gonna go all or nothing right now again lmao.

Playing anything over $10 a hand on the blackjack here is retarded. That dealer is a bastard.

[CuckingFunt]

Suggestions?

Die.




Nah... that's harsh.

A coma would suffice.

[Melmart1]

pm melmart she will tell you all about it lmao

S/he really pm'd me, you jackass! :lmao

[ATRAIN]

Playing anything over $10 a hand on the blackjack here is retarded. That dealer is a bastard.

LMAO yeah and USUALLY they win the first hand. Its fake money so I dont really care but that black jack dealer is a bastard!! I climbed up to 10 g's when they first opened up but I was betting smart but it took too long so I started betting big and lost it all. Ill be ready to build it up again in a few days.

[ATRAIN]

Die.




Nah... that's harsh.

A coma would suffice.

Thats not really harsh I say Die or in true Midge fashion I could wish cancer on one of his family members.

[ATRAIN]

S/he really pm'd me, you jackass! :lmao

:downspin:

[ATRAIN]

Don Queef came in and read what I said and then went to the political forum and then logged out LMAO....he thinks I was bad back a few months ago he hasnt seen anything yet!!

[SpursStalker]

Don Queef came in and read what I said and then went to the political forum and then logged out LMAO....he thinks I was bad back a few months ago he hasnt seen anything yet!!

Are you scaring the children again A?

:lol

[I. Hustle]

I'm a fucking fag... everyone knows I suck nuts. Go ahead and take a dump on my chest I love that shit. My ass hurts so good im sending you profile messages calling you for ass sex I hope you aren't deleting them. If you think thats bad your in for a lot worse.

That my friend is how to change up quotes.





:lol my bad ATRAIN

[ATRAIN]

That my friend is how to change up quotes.





:lol my bad ATRAIN

lol you have done better... i expect more out of you hustle

[ATRAIN]

This thread hasnt had its daily dose of homo (besides that pussy don queef), where is Orion?

[Melmart1]

That my friend is how to change up quotes.





:lol my bad ATRAIN

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4250/fail.gif

[ATRAIN]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4250/fail.gif

LMAO dude thats a funny ass gif

[I. Hustle]

lol you have done better... i expect more out of you hustle

Next time.



There willl be a next time.

[I. Hustle]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4250/fail.gif

:lol That is a funny one.

Look I am not able to focus because I am doing this while on the phone.



Don't judge me.

[Melmart1]

:lol That is a funny one.

Look I am not able to focus because I am doing this while on the phone.



Don't judge me.

If you can't walk and chew gum at the same time, multitasking might not be for you.

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN, you told me you've changed!! Now here you go threatening violence again :nope

[ATRAIN]

:lol That is a funny one.

Look I am not able to focus because I am doing this while on the phone.



Don't judge me.

Don't Judge me monkey

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Grandmas-Boy.jpg

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN, you told me you've changed!! Now here you go threatening violence again :nope

I lied

[to21]

I meant every time you see it, that it is still funny. Not to watch it non-stop like an idiot. I suppose you have to put instructions on everything these days. Hey, don't take electronics into the tub with you, OK? Be safe!Yeah because non-stop = fifteen seconds.

BTW, I saw it again........yep it's till old.

[Melmart1]

Yeah because non-stop = fifteen seconds.

BTW, I saw it again........yep it's till old.

If you watched it without looking away for those 15 seconds, then it was non-stop. Because doing something without a break is what non-stop is. There is no defined time limit.

[samikeyp]

:lmao

Time to start turning tricks again.

"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ. ..."
"what's a ZJ?"
"if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it."

[Melmart1]

This thread hasnt had its daily dose of homo (besides that pussy don queef), where is Orion?

jman is here, will that do?

[jman3000]

bleh... this medicine I'm taking makes me really sensitive to sunlight. I feel like a fucking vampire.

That's why I hate prescription drugs... the side effects are always worse than the problem they are trying to correct.

[mrsmaalox]

I lied

So was everything you said to me a lie too?? :cry

[to21]

bleh... this medicine I'm taking makes me really sensitive to sunlight. I feel like a fucking vampire.

That's why I hate prescription drugs... the side effects are always worse than the problem they are trying to correct.Gential wart medicine has that effect......................so I've heard.

[ATRAIN]

jman is here, will that do?

Yeah he is pretty damn gay

[ATRAIN]

So was everything you said to me a lie too?? :cry

"Its what we call pillowtalk baby" - Ash

[Melmart1]

bleh... this medicine I'm taking makes me really sensitive to sunlight. I feel like a fucking vampire.

That's why I hate prescription drugs... the side effects are always worse than the problem they are trying to correct.

You are already a biter. Was vampirism really that far behind?

[ATRAIN]

"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ. ..."
"what's a ZJ?"
"if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it."

LMAO

"We're not here for a zj or any kind of J"

"Move along then I have a mouth to feed"

[jman3000]

"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ. ..."
"what's a ZJ?"
"if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it."

that quote always bugged me... i mean... he says the price in the damn line.

it should have been:

It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ....a ZJ on the other hand....

"what's a ZJ?"

"if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it"

[ATRAIN]

You are already a biter. Was vampirism really that far behind?

Ive seen proof of these bite incidents

[ATRAIN]

that quote always bugged me... i mean... he says the price in the damn line.

it should have been:

It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ....a ZJ on the other hand....

"what's a ZJ?"

"if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it"

Thats part of the humor man......do you not get it?

[jman3000]

You are already a biter. Was vampirism really that far behind?

damn... youre right... i cant argue with the truth.

[mrsmaalox]

"Its what we call pillowtalk baby" - Ash

Fuck!! When will I ever learn? :bang

[jman3000]

Thats part of the humor man......do you not get it?

I might be the biggest broken lizard fan on this board... i get the humor... it's just that the logic in the line always bugged me... it's a funny scene... it just erks me a bit.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck!! When will I ever learn? :bang

When you close your legs, cave, and mouth

[jman3000]

"I'm gonna break yo dick off"

[Melmart1]

Ive seen proof of these bite incidents

We don't need details of your sex life. It's bad enough we had to hear about your hookups with matlock.

[ATRAIN]

I might be the biggest broken lizard fan on this board... i get the humor... it's just that the logic in the line always bugged me... it's a funny scene... it just erks me a bit.

LOL let it go man.

[ATRAIN]

We don't need details of your sex life. It's bad enough we had to hear about your hookups with matlock.

She was a paying customer......I have to pay off those loan sharks

[Melmart1]

LOL let it go man.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/518/potandkettle1tp7.jpg

[I. Hustle]

blech

[Viva Las Espuelas]

blech
i didn't know you could burp in a foreign language.

[mrsmaalox]

She was a paying customer......I have to pay off those loan sharks

Racking up those frequent flier miles :tu

[ATRAIN]

Racking up those frequent flier miles :tu

Oh didnt you hear due to the struggling economy all rapid reward programs have been put on hold.

[SpursStalker]

:king

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

ATRAIN boned mallox?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Or did mallox bone atrain?

[mrsmaalox]

Oh didnt you hear due to the struggling economy all rapid reward programs have been put on hold.

Wait,...what? Do you think you could at least present me with a new stimulus program? ;)

[ATRAIN]

Or did mallox bone atrain?

I got raped :depressed


but she did leave a 20 on the counter on the way out

[ATRAIN]

Or did mallox bone atrain?

She made me bend over and touch my toes......she said she was going to show me where the wild goose goes.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm sure that's not the first time you've been bent over and anally penetrated.

[mrsmaalox]

I got raped :depressed


but she did leave a 20 on the counter on the way out

It's not rape since you liked it...

[ATRAIN]

I'm sure that's not the first time you've been bent over and anally penetrated.

:( it was and maalox didnt even lube up her cock

[mrsmaalox]

I got raped :depressed


but she did leave a 20 on the counter on the way out

And I did let you keep the change right?

[ATRAIN]

It's not rape since you liked it...

I pretended cause my pimp melmart told me to always smile when with clients

[ATRAIN]

And I did let you keep the change right?

19.99 you better let me keep the change you cheap ass!!

[mrsmaalox]

:( it was and maalox didnt even lube up her cock

Sorry!! I told you, with the size of that hole, I didn't think I needed to. Sheesh!!

[ATRAIN]

Sorry!! I told you, with the size of that hole, I didn't think I needed to. Sheesh!!

that comment wreaks of irony

[to21]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpgAbove: introducing the new member from the gay cover band "KISS" this.

[I. Hustle]

l'blech

[SpursStalker]

l'blech

Need a napkin?

[Melmart1]

Need a napkin?

Yeah, I bet you know all about wiping stuff off your chin, dontcha?

[samikeyp]

Yeah, I bet you know all about wiping stuff off your chin, dontcha?

She needs to remember not to use the curtains. Smegma stains can be tough to remove.

[SpursStalker]

Yeah, I bet you know all about wiping stuff off your chin, dontcha?

Nothing your mother didnt teach me.

Dont you think it's time to move on and pester someone else, you're getting a lil lame.

Just sayin

[Melmart1]

Nothing your mother didnt teach me.

Dont you think it's time to move on and pester someone else, you're getting a lil lame.

Just sayin
Not nearly as lame as that attempt at a 'your mother' joke.

Just sayin.

[ATRAIN]

I just made a girl cry with my april fools joke lmao

[samikeyp]

I just made a girl cry with my april fools joke lmao

What did you do?

[Melmart1]

I just made a girl cry with my april fools joke lmao

Which is better than how you usually make them cry, in disappointment.

[samikeyp]

Which is better than how you usually make them cry, in disappointment.

Or laughter while naked.

[ATRAIN]

What did you do?

OK well first I have to give some backstory

There was this girl I was dating about 6 months ago. She was an ex and we started dating again but she was seeing a guy on the side so I dumped her. Well when her and I were together her best friend wanted to go out with me too and she would tell me behind my gf's back. Fast forward a few years and this girl and I hook up again and stop dating but her best friend finds me on myspace and starts talking to me which pisses off the ex.

I emailed the ex and told her this

Me - ok i have to tell you something. So Monica and I have been texting and finally talking on the phone a LOT. She told me how she feels and vice versa. She wants to be with me but she is married and doesnt know what to do. She is gonna come spend a weekend with me very soon. I thought you should know.

Her - WOW! Thanks for going right ahead and throwing that out there for me...what can i say...good luck

Me - Sorry but I thought you might want to know.......I wanted to tell you when we started talking but I wanted to make sure ya know. Sorry i just threw that at you, i know its not what you wanted to hear. Oh yeah and one more thing April Fools lmao.



hahaha she then called me and called me an asshole but said that was a good one.

[ATRAIN]

Which is better than how you usually make them cry, in disappointment.


Or laughter while naked.

bastards

[samikeyp]

OK well first I have to give some backstory

There was this girl I was dating about 6 months ago. She was an ex and we started dating again but she was seeing a guy on the side so I dumped her. Well when her and I were together her best friend wanted to go out with me too and she would tell me behind my gf's back. Fast forward a few years and this girl and I hook up again and stop dating but her best friend finds me on myspace and starts talking to me which pisses off the ex.

I emailed the ex and told her this

Me - ok i have to tell you something. So Monica and I have been texting and finally talking on the phone a LOT. She told me how she feels and vice versa. She wants to be with me but she is married and doesnt know what to do. She is gonna come spend a weekend with me very soon. I thought you should know.

Her - WOW! Thanks for going right ahead and throwing that out there for me...what can i say...good luck

Me - Sorry but I thought you might want to know.......I wanted to tell you when we started talking but I wanted to make sure ya know. Sorry i just threw that at you, i know its not what you wanted to hear. Oh yeah and one more thing April Fools lmao.



hahaha she then called me and called me an asshole but said that was a good one.

and that made her cry?

Well done.

[Melmart1]

OK well first I have to give some backstory

There was this girl I was dating about 6 months ago. She was an ex and we started dating again but she was seeing a guy on the side so I dumped her. Well when her and I were together her best friend wanted to go out with me too and she would tell me behind my gf's back. Fast forward a few years and this girl and I hook up again and stop dating but her best friend finds me on myspace and starts talking to me which pisses off the ex.

I emailed the ex and told her this

Me - ok i have to tell you something. So Monica and I have been texting and finally talking on the phone a LOT. She told me how she feels and vice versa. She wants to be with me but she is married and doesnt know what to do. She is gonna come spend a weekend with me very soon. I thought you should know.

Her - WOW! Thanks for going right ahead and throwing that out there for me...what can i say...good luck

Me - Sorry but I thought you might want to know.......I wanted to tell you when we started talking but I wanted to make sure ya know. Sorry i just threw that at you, i know its not what you wanted to hear. Oh yeah and one more thing April Fools lmao.



hahaha she then called me and called me an asshole but said that was a good one.

Will you never learn? :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

and that made her cry?

Well done.

yeah cause although they are best friends there is this competition between the two and this girl wants me back and she is afraid im going to hook up with her best friend.

[ATRAIN]

Will you never learn? :rolleyes

LMAO I guess not, she found me. I dont go out looking anymore, remember I upgraded to the classier hos on facebook.

[Melmart1]

LMAO I guess not, she found me. I dont go out looking anymore, remember I upgraded to the classier hos on facebook.

I am still waiting for you to get on Twitter and face the challenge of picking up hos with 140 characters or less.

[ATRAIN]

I am still waiting for you to get on Twitter and face the challenge of picking up hos with 140 characters or less.

thats the next stop

[mrsmaalox]

yeah cause although they are best friends there is this competition between the two and this girl wants me back and she is afraid im going to hook up with her best friend.

They are competing for you?? Are they retarded? Or just blind and stupid?

[Melmart1]

thats the next stop

I still haven't made it that far. Hell, I hardly ever check the facebook. My Rangers buddies on there resorted to emailing me to make sure I was still alive. :lol But I have peeps bugging me to get on Twitter so I may do it, and then nearly abandon the account like MySpace. :lol

[ATRAIN]

They are competing for you?? Are they retarded? Or just blind and stupid?

I guess they are one of the above LOL. They have competed for my affection since JR. High. Don't act like you dont know why they are competing me !!

[Melmart1]

I guess they are one of the above LOL. They have competed for my affection since JR. High. Don't act like you dont know why they are competing me !!

For their own amusement?

[ATRAIN]

For their own amusement?

LOL its like the way you and maalox compete for my attention.

[mrsmaalox]

I guess they are one of the above LOL. They have competed for my affection since JR. High. Don't act like you dont know why they are competing me !!

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j266/spuddy4u/retards.jpg

[Melmart1]

LOL its like the way you and maalox compete for my attention.

I think you forgot to take your noon meds. Clearly the voices are talking to you again.

[ATRAIN]

I think you forgot to take your noon meds. Clearly the voices are talking to you again.

Now I know why you are so mean to Spursstalker its cause she is nice to me.......your jealous arent you!!

[Melmart1]

Now I know why you are so mean to Spursstalker its cause she is nice to me.......your jealous arent you!!

She is nice to you? How would I know that? If she is, she is a fool cus you are just gonna donkey punch her the first chance you get.

[mrsmaalox]

She is nice to you? How would I know that? If she is, she is a fool cus you are just gonna donkey punch her the first chance you get.

That's true :(

[samikeyp]

She is nice to you? How would I know that? If she is, she is a fool cus you are just gonna donkey punch her the first chance you get.

Maybe that is what she is hoping for.

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe that is what she is hoping for.

"Maybe" ??

[Melmart1]

That's true :(

So you know from experience, huh? :lol Does he hit like a girl? I always thought he was more bark than bite.

[samikeyp]

So you know from experience, huh? :lol Does he hit like a girl? I always thought he was more bark than bite.

Unless it was Maalox doing the punching.

[batman2883]

oh baby baby have you seen amy tonight

[Melmart1]

Unless it was Maalox doing the punching.

Kinky!

[batman2883]

Kinky!

melly saying kinky makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

[CuckingFunt]

bleh... this medicine I'm taking makes me really sensitive to sunlight. I feel like a fucking vampire.

That's why I hate prescription drugs... the side effects are always worse than the problem they are trying to correct.

Between this and the cryptic post about not being cancerous...

Is it leprosy? It is, isn't it.

[ATRAIN]

So you know from experience, huh? :lol Does he hit like a girl? I always thought he was more bark than bite.

You and I both know you know the answer to that already.

[mrsmaalox]

So you know from experience, huh? :lol Does he hit like a girl? I always thought he was more bark than bite.

He's a beast :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Between this and the cryptic post about not being cancerous...

Is it leprosy? It is, isn't it.

Maybe he's turning into a zombie. I already ordered my copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Can't wait.

[batman2883]

Between this and the cryptic post about not being cancerous...

Is it leprosy? It is, isn't it.

now you say you love me
well just to prove this much is true
go on and cry me a river
cry me a river
i cried a river over you!!!

[batman2883]

http://mmacenterprises.net/WebsiteDocs/music/Techno/Trance%20Party%20Vol.%201/Various%20Artists%20-%20Trance%20Party%20Vol.%201%20-%2011%20-%20Ordinary%20World%20(Aurora%20Fea.%20Naimee%20Co leman).mp3

[CuckingFunt]

and that made her cry?

ATRAIN hangs out with the kind of chicks that would make even me hate women.

[batman2883]

atrain hangs out with the kind of chicks that would make even me hate women.

atrain can i meet these type of women with you?

[ATRAIN]

Maybe he's turning into a zombie. I already ordered my copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Can't wait.

Is that like a survival guide? I dated a girl that would read all those zombie survival manuals. She really thinks there is going to be a zombie infestation one day. I thought she was joking around at first but its kind of creepy.

[CuckingFunt]

Is that like a survival guide? I dated a girl that would read all those zombie survival manuals. She really thinks there is going to be a zombie infestation one day. I thought she was joking around at first but its kind of creepy.


ATRAIN hangs out with the kind of chicks that would make even me hate women.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN hangs out with the kind of chicks that would make even me hate women.


dude they find me!!


atrain can i meet these type of women with you?

sure man but dont say I didnt warn you

[CuckingFunt]

dude they find me!!

Lots of retards and psychos find me, too, but I don't fuck them.

[samikeyp]

Is that like a survival guide? I dated a girl that would read all those zombie survival manuals. She really thinks there is going to be a zombie infestation one day. I thought she was joking around at first but its kind of creepy.

Hook her up with jman. She sounds like she is dumb enough to pull the "lemme check your crotch for zombies" line. :)

[batman2883]

Lots of retards and psychos find me, too, but I don't fuck them.

:eyebrows

[samikeyp]

Lots of retards and psychos find me, too, but I don't fuck them.

Not all of them at least. ;)

[batman2883]

not all of them at least. ;)

burnnnnnnnnn

[CuckingFunt]

Not all of them at least. ;)

None of the ones that make their psychosis and/or retardation obvious before the fucking, at least.

[Melmart1]

Is that like a survival guide? I dated a girl that would read all those zombie survival manuals. She really thinks there is going to be a zombie infestation one day. I thought she was joking around at first but its kind of creepy.

No, it is Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice rewritten to include zombies.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510XXFxXXGL._SS500_.jpg

Coincidentally, I have a book on the zombie apocolypse, but it was more of a joke after my friend Marcus and I were watching zombie flicks one night here at my place drunk :lol It's actually a funny read if you realize the author is winking the entire time.

[Melmart1]

dude they find me!!


You can't feign innocence when you encourage it by 'talking' to them.

[batman2883]

none of the ones that make their psychosis and/or retardation obvious before the fucking, at least.

they give the retarded face during huh?

[samikeyp]

None of the ones that make their psychosis and/or retardation obvious before the fucking, at least.

Exactly.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I'm going to take an 8:00 AM class next semester.

This will not end well.

[mardigan]

Coincidentally, I have a book on the zombie apocolypse, but it was more of a joke after my friend Marcus and I were watching zombie flicks one night here at my place drunk :lol It's actually a funny read if you realize the author is winking the entire time.

Is it The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks? That book is hilarious while at the same time a good just in case shit happens book.

[Melmart1]

Is it The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks? That book is hilarious while at the same time a good just in case shit happens book.

Yeah, it's very entertaining. I love zombie movies so it appeals to me, although I am not preparing for an apocalypse. :lol

[Melmart1]

Oh shit! The leak of the Wolverine movie online is real! Some heads are gonna roll at Fox!

[Dr. Gonzo]

How's the quality?

[Melmart1]

How's the quality?

It's quite good. I am streaming it, cus no way in hell that I will try do download it, from what I have read the studio suits are monitering every download service and most have taken it down already.

[mardigan]

It's quite good. I am streaming it, cus no way in hell that I will try do download it, from what I have read the studio suits are monitering every download service and most have taken it down already.

Hmm, tell me how it is after you watch it. I would like to see it in the theaters, but after the X-Men debacles I'm not sure I want to waste 10 bucks on another piece of shit marvel movie.

[CuckingFunt]

People younger than me need to stop getting married.

Especially when they're cute, smart, flirty, and strike up a 30+ minute conversation with me after class.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yawn

[marini martini]

:sleep

[samikeyp]

hmm, tell me how it is after you watch it. I would like to see it in the theaters, but after the x-men debacles i'm not sure i want to waste 10 bucks on another piece of shit marvel movie.

+1

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

You beat me to it ...

:sleep

[samikeyp]

You beat me to it ...
:sleep

You seem agitated. :lol

[Zombie.]

:sleep

[SpursStalker]

You seem agitated. :lol

:lmao

Of course I am

[mrsmaalox]

Okay, so all these yawning people are really agitated?

[samikeyp]

No...its just part of the fun of the Quattro :)

[SpursStalker]

Its what they do. :)

Psssst ...

For the record, I'm not really agitated.

:)

[samikeyp]

Psssst ...

For the record, I'm not really agitated.

:)


Pssst....I know. I was making a joke. :)

[mrsmaalox]

Its what they do. :)

Okay so then I should interpret you smiling guys as having different underlying feelings?

[mrsmaalox]

The wind is so erratic today I just saw 2 vultures flying wonky and almost crashing into each other :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The wind is so erratic today I just saw 2 vultures flying wonky and almost crashing into each other :lol
i guess you cooked something then

[mrsmaalox]

Smartass I'll cook you something :ihit

[SpursStalker]

Pssst....I know. I was making a joke. :)

Pssssst ...

It was funny

:lol

[samikeyp]

Pssssst ...

It was funny

:lol

Pssst...thanks! :)

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

So it's starting to look like selling towels on the beach in Italy is becoming a real possibility. The economy in this state has been sucking me dry, and not in a good way, the last 4+ years.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I think that calls for a panini and a glass of red.

[samikeyp]

So it's starting to look like selling towels on the beach in Italy is becoming a real possibility. The economy in this state has been sucking me dry, and not in a good way, the last 4+ years.

Yeah its been tough. I will be here three years in October and have been downsized twice.

[samikeyp]

I think that calls for a panini and a glass of red.

At least!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Yeah its been tough. I will be here three years in October and have been downsized twice.

It's been brutal. At least other places there is still a flicker of hope. It's dead here and yet people still push on.

I don't know if that makes us tough or stupid. Probably a little, or a lot depending on how you look at it, of both.

[SpursStalker]

Pssst...thanks! :)

Psssst ...

You're more than welcome

:)

[samikeyp]

It's been brutal. At least other places there is still a flicker of hope. It's dead here and yet people still push on.

I don't know if that makes us tough or stupid. Probably a little, or a lot depending on how you look at it, of both.

I think you're right. Luckily my wife's job has not been affected. She loves it up here so I think I am here for the long run! :lol

It's funny you were talking about Italy. Right after you posted that, I had someone sit at my desk and we talked about travel arrangements to Italy. I think I want to do Italia via train. That would be a blast.

[CuckingFunt]

I just made my psych test my bitch.

Actually, that's an understatement. Considering that I've only been to that lecture maybe four times since the last test, I made it my dirty little whore.

[samikeyp]

I just made my psych test my bitch.

Actually, that's an understatement. Considering that I've only been to that lecture maybe four times since the last test, I made it my dirty little whore.

Well done! :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/l_9570d81b1aac434f80c7a5ea3d672b5b.jpg




:lmao:lmao:lmao

What a faggot.

He's got the Star of David on his eye.

[batman2883]

whats a panini

[samikeyp]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

What a faggot.

He's got the Star of David on his eye.

He's got the Eye of the Jew!

[peewee's lovechild]

He's got the Eye of the Jew!

:lmao:lmao:lmao

He's got pubic hair on his head.

[peewee's lovechild]

^^^^

Or, something like that.

[batman2883]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

He's got pubic hair on his head.

ha ha ha but its okay it works, ya cause you got a dickface!!!!

[Jekka]

I think that calls for a panini and a glass of red.

+1 - I was hoping to find a paid internship near Ann Arbor this summer so I wouldn't have to sublet my apartment ... didn't happen, I had to go out of state and find something else. It's pretty bad up here - I'm hoping I'll get work study this next year so I won't have to hit the job market.

[Melmart1]

Damn. Dum Quixote let his pink eye get so bad, it turned red. I wonder who farted on his pillow.

[batman2883]

Damn. Dum Quixote let his pink eye get so bad, it turned red. I wonder who farted on his pillow.

melly i wanna just take you out to a seafood dinner, then never call you again

[samikeyp]

melly i wanna just take you out to a seafood dinner, then never call you again

Hey! Melmart is a saint! You hear me? A saint! :ihit

[Melmart1]

melly i wanna just take you out to a seafood dinner, then never call you again

Your cheap Mexican ass would probably take me to Fred's Fish Fry.

[peewee's lovechild]

melly i wanna just take you out to a seafood dinner, then never call you again

"I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!"

[peewee's lovechild]

"Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!"

[peewee's lovechild]

Your cheap Mexican ass would probably take me to Fred's Fish Fry.

Is that place any good?

I've seen a few of them pop up.

[batman2883]

Your cheap Mexican ass would probably take me to Fred's Fish Fry.

you only get freds fish fry if i can finger bang you first.....if not....then you'll have to settle for backyard bonfire with some trout on stick

[batman2883]

Is that place any good?

I've seen a few of them pop up.

if you're broke and live on the south or west side yeah

[Melmart1]

you only get freds fish fry if i can finger bang you first.....if not....then you'll have to settle for backyard bonfire with some trout on stick

pocket trout?

[samikeyp]

pocket trout?

Goes good with pocket rocket!

[batman2883]

pocket trout?

with a little bit of tarter sauce for ya

[Melmart1]

:lmao I can't believe you changed your avatar.

[samikeyp]

No, Mel is the saint...see?


Hey! Melmart is a saint! You hear me? A saint! :ihit

:)

[batman2883]

:lmao I can't believe you changed your avatar.

i knew you'd love it

[samikeyp]

Mel, just a hunch....avoid the tartar sauce!

[CuckingFunt]

whats a panini

Yummy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pinche Batman, that's a cool avatar.

This reminds me, I think I saw a restaurant called "El Mariachi Loco" somewhere on Bandera.

Or, at least I thought I saw it somewhere on Bandera.

[batman2883]

Pinche Batman, that's a cool avatar.

This reminds me, I think I saw a restaurant called "El Mariachi Loco" somewhere on Bandera.

Or, at least I thought I saw it somewhere on Bandera.

think antonio works there and sings that song.......

ay ay ay ay, ay que no
ay mi morena thee mi corazon

[batman2883]

Yummy.

in the movie "i love you man" paul rudd sets out panini's that are suppose to be very tasty as jason segal puts it

[Melmart1]

Had this song in my head all day ...

mJUI-NRDflU