Free Quattro Razor (19)

[ashbeeigh]

We never get the paper, so IDK.

Are those pics in color???? Shit N/M it's not us!!! We really weren't there. It was a drunk post!!!:toast

Well I will look at see first thing in the morning.

[jman3000]

We never get the paper, so IDK.

Are those pics in color???? Shit N/M it's not us!!! We really weren't there. It was a drunk post!!!:toast

I'd assume all of your posts are either drunk / medicated posts.

[Trainwreck2100]

well i remember...............

[Trainwreck2100]

i remember the worry worry.....

[Trainwreck2100]

how could i ever forget?

[Trainwreck2100]

its was the first time, the last time we ever met?

[jman3000]

TW... you're a fag.

[marini martini]

You both are medicated drunk fags.

[ORION]

Someone buy me Ignignokt pants for father's day.

[ashbeeigh]

I saw no marini in the paper today. Next week perhaps. They were still orgasming over the new Riverwalk extension.

[ORION]

I saw no marini in the paper today. Next week perhaps. They were still orgasming over the new Riverwalk extension.
Well it does bring in cash

[jman3000]

The new extension must be the bomb diggity, because I overheard a homeless man saying that he was thinking of heading over there and checking it out.

[ATRAIN]

Especially since the Jman stache, as nice as it is, is WEAK compared to the Cosmic Cowboy stache. All men should strive for a stache like that one :p:

I dont want anything that compares to that faggot Cosmic Cowboy.

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN are you out of your mind? I will dominate you and you know this. It doesn't matter who is on my team because we will. I'll just get Steven easy lay ups because I will give you moving screen after moving screen.

NO i dont know this. Whenever you wanna meet and hoop it up, your on bitch!!

[ashbeeigh]

The new extension must be the bomb diggity, because I overheard a homeless man saying that he was thinking of heading over there and checking it out.

You're hanging out with homeless people now too? The hoes and the homeless...stay classy jman. stay classy.

[samikeyp]

Isn't jman one of the aforementioned hoes?

[Melmart1]

You're hanging out with homeless people now too? The hoes and the homeless...stay classy jman. stay classy.

I suppose you mace homeless people, too?

[ATRAIN]

WHY do Mondays always suck, why do people wake up retarded on monday? ITs not even 10 yet and I already want to kill someone.

[samikeyp]

WHY do Mondays always suck, why do people wake up retarded on monday? ITs not even 10 yet and I already want to kill someone.

For me it was this weekend. I swear to Landry when people hit that grocery store parking lot, their IQ drops about 30 points.

[ATRAIN]

For me it was this weekend. I swear to Landry when people hit that grocery store parking lot, their IQ drops about 30 points.

LOL I hear you on that one. I always get stuck behind one of them at the register.

[samikeyp]

LOL I hear you on that one. I always get stuck behind one of them at the register.

No shit. 12 cans of peas does not count as 1 item! :lol

The ones I hate are the ones who stand in the middle of the aisle not knowing what the hell they are doing and blocking the aisle in the process.

[ATRAIN]

No shit. 12 cans of peas does not count as 1 item! :lol

The ones I hate are the ones who stand in the middle of the aisle not knowing what the hell they are doing and blocking the aisle in the process.

Yeah man, I go to the store with what I need already in mind so im in and out in a few mins. I made the mistake of going to the store with a friend and his gf!! HOLY shit seriously!! I was tempted to jack the cart and walk home.

[samikeyp]

I am a firm believer in the theory of "if you don't know what you want, don't leave home until you do." Same with driving, if you don't know where you are going, don't get on the road until you've figured it out.

[ashbeeigh]

WHY do Mondays always suck, why do people wake up retarded on monday? ITs not even 10 yet and I already want to kill someone.

damn. I'm glad I sent my friend Leslie that text message about hearing Jesse McCartney on the radio on accident instead of you. What a grouch.




yes. That Jesse McCartney.

[ashbeeigh]

I suppose you mace homeless people, too?

Actually, the last homeless person I saw was on New Years Eve 2008. And I gave her some bible verse key chain thing and the cash I had left over from. Everyone deserves to get trashed on New Year's Eve. So, the answer is no.

[samikeyp]

Jesse McCartney...isn't that kid like 12 or something?

[Melmart1]

I am a firm believer in the theory of "if you don't know what you want, don't leave home until you do." Same with driving, if you don't know where you are going, don't get on the road until you've figured it out.

I go to the grocery store with a list of necessities, then I browse for other things to cook. I love cooking and don't want to be limited to a list. I'm not going to limit my culinary experience because of impatient men. That being said, I am always aware of where I am and never block isles because that is annoying.

[samikeyp]

I go to the grocery store with a list of necessities, then I browse for other things to cook. I love cooking and don't want to be limited to a list. I'm not going to limit my culinary experience because of impatient men. That being said, I am always aware of where I am and never block isles because that is annoying.


It's not about impatience, I am talking about common courtesy. Your last sentence was the point I was trying to make. I love cooking too and get what I need, then I browse but not to the detriment of others. Just because I don't like someone being rude doesn't make me impatient.

[Melmart1]

It's not about impatience, I am talking about common courtesy. Your last sentence was the point I was trying to make.

So is it OK to leave home without knowing what I want, as long as I don't block the isles? It seemed like you were taking issue with those who browse or don't have a list.

[samikeyp]

So is it OK to leave home without knowing what I want, as long as I don't block the isles? It seemed like you were taking issue with those who browse or don't have a list.

Blocking the aisle is my issue. I was voicing the frustration I feel when that happens. Probably could have worded it better.

[ATRAIN]

damn. I'm glad I sent my friend Leslie that text message about hearing Jesse McCartney on the radio on accident instead of you. What a grouch.




yes. That Jesse McCartney.

what are you talking about?

[ashbeeigh]

what are you talking about?

You wanting to kill someone. As in, I sent a text message to the wrong person and I was like "Oh damn. I'm glad I didn't send it to you because you're in grouchy mood and may want to kill me."

[Melmart1]

Blocking the aisle is my issue. I was voicing the frustration I feel when that happens. Probably could have worded it better.

Yeah, I focused on the wrong part of that. I hate aisle blockers, too. I have all kinds of grocery store issues, seeing as how I worked at one for seven years.

[ATRAIN]

You wanting to kill someone. As in, I sent a text message to the wrong person and I was like "Oh damn. I'm glad I didn't send it to you because you're in grouchy mood and may want to kill me."

dont worry spurstalk is safe from my hitlist for the most part. Its just work and monday drivers that seem to piss me off on monday. My coworker was being a bitch this morning and it was the icing on the cake.

[samikeyp]

Yeah, I focused on the wrong part of that. I hate aisle blockers, too. I have all kinds of grocery store issues, seeing as how I worked at one for seven years.

I worked at the HEB on Grissom for a summer. That sucked! :)

Now stores have those carts that are plastic and kids can sit inside them...those things are huge and make great roadblocks! :lol

Oh wait....I don't have kids so I can't comment on children in stores!!

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Blocking the aisle is my issue. I was voicing the frustration I feel when that happens. Probably could have worded it better.

My issue is being stuck in the middle of a line behind idiots that either have never used self checkout OR are arguing cause of this coupon being expired or SOMETHING like that.

[ashbeeigh]

dont worry spurstalk is safe from my hitlist for the most part. Its just work and monday drivers that seem to piss me off on monday. My coworker was being a bitch this morning and it was the icing on the cake.

:lmao the icing? Was the ice chewer?

[ATRAIN]

On the plus side I went to HEB this morning in Round Rock and saw one of the hottest girls working there. I think ill go back tomm to see her again.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao the icing? Was the ice chewer?

Yes she was being a bitch so now im being a little bitch and ignoring her. THAT pisses her off cause she always needs my help and when she asks me something I dont respond.

[Melmart1]

You wanting to kill someone. As in, I sent a text message to the wrong person and I was like "Oh damn. I'm glad I didn't send it to you because you're in grouchy mood and may want to kill me."

Damn, I wish you had sent it to him.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn, I wish you had sent it to him.

I bet you did.

[ashbeeigh]

Yes she was being a bitch so now im being a little bitch and ignoring her. THAT pisses her off cause she always needs my help and when she asks me something I dont respond.

And how old are you? 8?

[ATRAIN]

And how old are you? 8?

Well I know it pisses her off she im gonna roll with that. If something else pissed her off I would do that.

[ashbeeigh]

Well I know it pisses her off she im gonna roll with that. If something else pissed her off I would do that.

whatever makes you happy.

[samikeyp]

I am pretty sure booze and broads makes Train happy.

[ATRAIN]

I worked at the HEB on Grissom for a summer. That sucked! :)

Now stores have those carts that are plastic and kids can sit inside them...those things are huge and make great roadblocks! :lol

Oh wait....I don't have kids so I can't comment on children in stores!!

:lmao

Hey Mike,

since you worked at a HEB, how would a NON heb worker hit on a girl that works there. I figure she works at HEB so it would be easy to hit on her but what do I say hey I like the way you bag my bread, wanna go out?

[ATRAIN]

I am pretty sure booze and broads makes Train happy.

broads make me crazy but booze helps drown that out, but I gave up drinking for the summer!!!! What the hell am I gonna do.

[samikeyp]

Hey Mike,

since you worked at a HEB, how would a NON heb worker hit on a girl that works there. I figure she works at HEB so it would be easy to hit on her but what do I say hey I like the way you bag my bread, wanna go out?

:lmao

Yeah, go with that!

[samikeyp]

broads make me crazy but booze helps drown that out, but I gave up drinking for the summer!!!! What the hell am I gonna do.

Ouch. How are you going to get through?

To me, this is the worst part of the sports year. Spurs are done and its 51 days until training camp.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

Yeah, go with that!

LOL for real man, what do I do? She looks like she is in her early 20's. She usually works the register.

[samikeyp]

LOL for real man, what do I do? She looks like she is in her early 20's. She usually works the register.

Make it a point to go through her line everytime. Make polite and pleasant conversation.

Although, aren't you quite far from your early 20's?

[HeadBanger]

Hey Mike,

since you worked at a HEB, how would a NON heb worker hit on a girl that works there. I figure she works at HEB so it would be easy to hit on her but what do I say hey I like the way you bag my bread, wanna go out?

Good luck. I hope you have better luck than I did.

[ATRAIN]

Ouch. How are you going to get through?

To me, this is the worst part of the sports year. Spurs are done and its 51 days until training camp.

WEll yeah I hear ya I usually have baseball but my stros are sucking ass which has been a common thing for a few years. Im trying to keep busy with my workouts. Bowling ended so im trying to get Boxing in on monday and sat, Ju jitsu on tue and thursday, basketball league on wed, and raquetball after work on monday, tue, thur and trying to squeeze in weight lifting every day especially on sat and sunday. If I keep myself that busy I wont have time to want a drink (I hope). Has summer officially started? If not I might be able to have one more drink.

[ATRAIN]

Make it a point to go through her line everytime. Make polite and pleasant conversation.

Although, aren't you quite far from your early 20's?

LOL nah man im only 30 lol, but I look young so I could pass for 25. I do go to her line and we have talked from time to time. Im just going to tell her so what do you do when your not at HEB and take it from there.


Good luck. I hope you have better luck than I did.

LOL did you strike out?

[HeadBanger]

LOL did you strike out?

Yeah. :cry

[jman3000]

Hey Mike,

since you worked at a HEB, how would a NON heb worker hit on a girl that works there. I figure she works at HEB so it would be easy to hit on her but what do I say hey I like the way you bag my bread, wanna go out?

I used to work at HEB and all the girls there are sluts. It would have been possible for me to pretty much everyone on the front end (hey ooo) which is what they call the register area and at least a couple of the girls in pharmacy.

Just say she has a pretty smile, she'll probably smile and say thanks... then ask if she has a bf.. working from that answer you can say ok thanks... or "if you wanna go get a bite to eat sometime let me know" and write your number on something. asking her what time she gets off and inviting her to a party might work too... but it might just creep her out.

it's best to do it when there's no co-workers around / customers in line so she doesn't feel pressured to decline.

[samikeyp]

A buddy of mine used to work at the photo place in the HEB on grissom. He would show us those pictures people would take that weren't supposed to be developed! :)

[ATRAIN]

Yeah. :cry

what was your approach

[ATRAIN]

I used to work at HEB and all the girls there are sluts. It would have been possible for me to pretty much everyone on the front end (hey ooo) which is what they call the register area and at least a couple of the girls in pharmacy.

Just say she has a pretty smile, she'll probably smile and say thanks... then ask if she has a bf.. working from that answer you can say ok thanks... or "if you wanna go get a bite to eat sometime let me know" and write your number on something. asking her what time she gets off and inviting her to a party might work too... but it might just creep her out.

it's best to do it when there's no co-workers around / customers in line so she doesn't feel pressured to decline.

Well I usually use the inviting to a party for bartenders and it usually has worked. One that my friends and I use is we invite them to a boat party on the lake. Girls never say no to that even if there is a boat party or not but they dont know that lol. I think I might use that on my heb girl. PLUS im really going to have a boat party this year on Lake Travis, damn I might have to un retire my drinking for one day.

[jman3000]

When I worked at the Culebra and 1604 HEB the manage was a huge horn dog and wouldn't hire any fatty pataties and stuck to cute girls. The front end was stacked with pretty decent and pretty hot girls.

Those were the days.

[ATRAIN]

When I worked at the Culebra and 1604 HEB the manage was a huge horn dog and wouldn't hire any fatty pataties and stuck to cute girls. The front end was stacked with pretty decent and pretty hot girls.

Those were the days.

dude the best place to find a date on a regular basis is to work at a call center. I worked for MSN about 9 years ago and it was a big ol orgy half the time. I dated tons of girls from there, the hardest part was trying not to date ones that your friends dated so a few of us would just go after the new hires lol. Those call center parties were always very fun and interesting.

[ATRAIN]

I think im gonna get a part time job at a call center

[ashbeeigh]

A Call Center is a walking STD. I feel skeezy just driving past West. And yes, indeed, I did work there for 6 months. And no I don't have any STDs. Even though you all would say I do. fuck you.

[ATRAIN]

A Call Center is a walking STD. I feel skeezy just driving past West. And yes, indeed, I did work there for 6 months. And no I don't have any STDs. Even though you all would say I do. fuck you.

:lmao damn ash calm down I know you dont have any STD's

Yeah I have been lucky to never get an STD in my lifetime and I agree there were some NASTY ass hos that worked at a call center. I actually foung my ex gf there and she wasnt a ho(back then at least lol) We were off and on for 6 + years after that so a part of me hates call centers for that. Her ex worked there to so of course it always made for some interesting drama.

[stretch]

lol std

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah. :cry
that's a classic thread. you should post her myspace or whatever so we can see what you were working with.

[samikeyp]

A Call Center is a walking STD. I feel skeezy just driving past West. And yes, indeed, I did work there for 6 months. And no I don't have any STDs. Even though you all would say I do. fuck you.

Simma down nah! :lmao

No one is accusing you of having bloodshot hips.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

nothing like athlete's foot on the lips.

[jman3000]

I can't believe that Headbanger isn't a troll. Like half his posts are dedicated to that one thread and that situation literally took like a year to resolve.

[jman3000]

STD's are so grossed out by Ashbeeigh even they refuse to enter.

[jman3000]

Pretty much everyone I knew at HEB got prego sauce right when they hit 20 anyway. It was like a dream destroyer.

[ATRAIN]

STD's are so grossed out by Ashbeeigh even they refuse to enter.

:lmao J what is up with the ash hate you have had lately?

[ATRAIN]

Simma down nah! :lmao

No one is accusing you of having bloodshot hips.

Ash needs a hug

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao damn ash calm down I know you dont have any STD's

Yeah I have been lucky to never get an STD in my lifetime and I agree there were some NASTY ass hos that worked at a call center. I actually foung my ex gf there and she wasnt a ho(back then at least lol) We were off and on for 6 + years after that so a part of me hates call centers for that. Her ex worked there to so of course it always made for some interesting drama.

I figured I would nip it in the bud before it came around...since everyone knows I worked at West.

Ugh. I still get texts and calls from people that I used to work with about the drama there. I love some of them to death, but I haven't worked there for a year and a half! I feel you with the drama.



And screw you jman. I still hate you.

[ATRAIN]

Ash needs a hug

I would give her one but I dont want to get any of her STD's

[jman3000]

:lmao J what is up with the ash hate you have had lately?

I don't have access to a real punching bag. She makes a nice defenseless target.

[ATRAIN]

I figured I would nip it in the bud before it came around...since everyone knows I worked at West.

Ugh. I still get texts and calls from people that I used to work with about the drama there. I love some of them to death, but I haven't worked there for a year and a half! I feel you with the drama.



And screw you jman. I still hate you.

Im not gonna lie I was happy to leave there but the drama and the whores made it pretty fun now that I look back on it.

[jman3000]

And screw you jman. I still hate you.

haha lies.

[samikeyp]

Ash needs a hug

I'd give her a hug...but she'd probably hit me for it! :)


After I hugged Mel though. :toast

[ATRAIN]

I don't have access to a real punching bag. She makes a nice defenseless target.

Maybe I should do the same, I used to use Maalox as my virtual punching bag but it got tiring cause she took it as flirting.

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao damn ash calm down I know you dont have any STD's



Umm what? You defended me a couple of posts ago and now this?


I would give her one but I dont want to get any of her STD's

[jman3000]

What's with all these people wanting to hug Ashbeeigh? She is to be shitted on and desecrated at all times.

Complete bullshit.

[jman3000]

:lol ATRAIN is ADD like that. You should expect it.

[ashbeeigh]

Im not gonna lie I was happy to leave there but the drama and the whores made it pretty fun now that I look back on it.

Yeah. I miss the drama every few weeks. The most drama I get is the nasty office manager. And your ice chewing bitch.

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe I should do the same, I used to use Maalox as my virtual punching bag but it got tiring cause she took it as flirting.

You send mixed signals. One minute you are flirting and the next you're a complete jerk. You PMS like a bitch.

[ashbeeigh]

haha lies.

Next time I see you I'm going to ignore you like Brad Pitt ignores Jennifer Aniston. That's how much hate I have for you.

[ATRAIN]

Umm what? You defended me a couple of posts ago and now this?


:lol ATRAIN is ADD like that. You should expect it.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about

[ATRAIN]

You send mixed signals. One minute you are flirting and the next you're a complete jerk. You PMS like a bitch.

LOL my flirting is only a way to set up my jerk mode. I suck you in and then shit in your face.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah. I miss the drama every few weeks. The most drama I get is the nasty office manager. And your ice chewing bitch.

what nasty office manager?

[ATRAIN]

What's with all these people wanting to hug Ashbeeigh? She is to be shitted on and desecrated at all times.

Complete bullshit.

who else offered ash a hug? I think they just want to feel up her boobs.

[ashbeeigh]

what nasty office manager?

My nasty office manager, not yours.

[samikeyp]

LOL my flirting is only a way to set up my jerk mode. I suck you in and then shit in your face.

Quite literally from what I have heard. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I suck you in and then shit in your face.you are a charmer

:lmao

[ATRAIN]

My nasty office manager, not yours.

does he flirt with you? watch out he just might be looking to shit in your face.

[ATRAIN]

Quite literally from what I have heard. :lol


you are a charmer

:lmao

:toast yeah what can I say im a class act

[ashbeeigh]

does he flirt with you? watch out he just might be looking to shit in your face.

:vomit: It's a woman. A menopausal bitch of a woman.

[jman3000]

Next time I see you I'm going to ignore you like Brad Pitt ignores Jennifer Aniston. That's how much hate I have for you.

I'm pretty sure when they meet up Jennifer slobs his knob.

[ATRAIN]

:vomit: It's a woman. A menopausal bitch of a woman.

so she isnt nasty like says inappropriate things. or is she just gross nasty?

[samikeyp]

:vomit: It's a woman. A menopausal bitch of a woman.

So then its lesbian scat?

Uh oh.......Train might lose control! :lol

[ATRAIN]

I'd give her a hug...but she'd probably hit me for it! :)


After I hugged Mel though. :toast

She prob would hit you.

Mel prob wouldnt accept your hug cause your not a female.

[samikeyp]

She prob would hit you.

Mel prob wouldnt accept your hug cause your not a female.

Mel would accept my hug because I am me. :king

[jman3000]

I'd much rather "anally penetrate" be substituted for this "hug" word. All this hugging is making me nauseous.

[ATRAIN]

I'd much rather "anally penetrate" be substituted for this "hug" word. All this hugging is making me nauseous.

I think your on to something here. on that note Ash need to be anally penetrated.........any takers?

[ATRAIN]

Mel would accept my hug because I am me. :king

Maybe your right, I think she just hates me.

[ashbeeigh]

so she isnt nasty like says inappropriate things. or is she just gross nasty?

Mean nasty.

[ashbeeigh]

She prob would hit you.



I would not hit him! You're just jealous that he offered the hug first.

[ATRAIN]

I would not hit him! You're just jealous that he offered the hug first.

what do you mean first? I didnt offer, I said I didnt want to get any of your stds.

[ashbeeigh]

what do you mean first? I didnt offer, I said I didnt want to get any of your stds.

I don't believe anything you say anyway. First you defend me and then you don't. Whatever dude.

[ATRAIN]

I don't believe anything you say anyway. First you defend me and then you don't. Whatever dude.

I like to keep you guessing.

[mrsmaalox]

I can't believe none of you all have taken the hospital route. Now THAT is a real fuckfest. Much hotter than they show on TV. ;)

[ashbeeigh]

I like to keep you guessing.

It gets tiring. I need a nap after talking to you for more then three-four posts.

[ashbeeigh]

I can't believe none of you all have taken the hospital route. Now THAT is a real fuckfest. Much hotter than they show on TV. ;)

Too much blood. When I was trying to decide exactly what jobs I was going to apply for in the summer of '07 I went to a hospital to shadow a hospital Chaplin and after that day I was like "umm..no thanks." I think it took me like four days to get over seeing the people that I saw. I love watching Discovery Health and TLC and all that crap, but it was a whole other ballgame seeing it in real life.

[ATRAIN]

I can't believe none of you all have taken the hospital route. Now THAT is a real fuckfest. Much hotter than they show on TV. ;)

My Dr. friend has messed around with several medical assistants and nurses already so I believe it.

[ATRAIN]

It gets tiring. I need a nap after talking to you for more then three-four posts.

lol awesome

[mrsmaalox]

Too much blood. When I was trying to decide exactly what jobs I was going to apply for in the summer of '07 I went to a hospital to shadow a hospital Chaplin and after that day I was like "umm..no thanks." I think it took me like four days to get over seeing the people that I saw. I love watching Discovery Health and TLC and all that crap, but it was a whole other ballgame seeing it in real life.

I can't watch those medical shows. Even the comedies. They all make me very nervous. Too close for comfort I suppose.

[ashbeeigh]

I can't watch those medical shows. Even the comedies. They all make me very nervous. Too close for comfort I suppose.

I love Mystery Diagnose, even the reruns. After watching them like 2 times I want to shake the doctors "Why didn't you catch this before the lady had a tumor the size of my left boob growing on her head and you said she was okay?" And then they find out it was asthma or something simple. :lol

[florige]

LOL nah man im only 30 lol, but I look young so I could pass for 25. I do go to her line and we have talked from time to time. Im just going to tell her so what do you do when your not at HEB and take it from there.



LOL did you strike out?




:lol Motherfucker please! You look at least 35 you son of a bitch!

[ATRAIN]

:lol Motherfucker please! You look at least 35 you son of a bitch!

dude thats only when I grow out the facial hair. I am usually am clean shaven and when I am clean shaven I get carded for lottery tickets bitch!!!

[JackLalanne]

dude thats only when I grow out the facial hair. I am usually am clean shaven and when I am clean shaven I get carded for lottery tickets bitch!!!

Happens to me all the time.

[mrsmaalox]

dude thats only when I grow out the facial hair. I am usually am clean shaven and when I am clean shaven I get carded for lottery tickets bitch!!!

Yea me too :rolleyes

[ATRAIN]

Yea me too :rolleyes

yeah im sure thats true :lol

[florige]

dude thats only when I grow out the facial hair. I am usually am clean shaven and when I am clean shaven I get carded for lottery tickets bitch!!!



I still get carded when I buy cigarettes for someone. This one clerk said I don't look a day over 18!!!

[florige]

Speaking of facial hair, where the hell is Jman at? I need to ask him how to grow out the j-Stache.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Speaking of facial hair, where the hell is Jman at? I need to ask him how to grow out the j-Stache.
he's out "regulatin'" in the political forum.

[ATRAIN]

I still get carded when I buy cigarettes for someone. This one clerk said I don't look a day over 18!!!

your full of shit you look way over 18. They prob know you are a badge and are scared.

[florige]

your full of shit you look way over 18. They prob know you are a badge and are scared.



You don't think I look 18 dude?

[florige]

he's out "regulatin'" in the political forum.



Hey Viva I need to find that Paltrow video somewhere when she was on Conan. I need to see something.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey Viva I need to find that Paltrow video somewhere when she was on Conan. I need to see something.

It's on Hulu.

[ATRAIN]

You don't think I look 18 dude?

no not at all

[jman3000]

Ash's left boob is almost a full cup size smaller than her right.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ash's left boob is almost a full cup size smaller than her right.

ewwwww

[florige]

no not at all


You suck dude! :lol

[jman3000]

hopefully I can be like Serpico when i'm on the force. he's my hero.

[Richard Cranium]

Are her dirty feet the same size?

[florige]

It's on Hulu.



Thanks.

[florige]

hopefully I can be like Serpico when i'm on the force. he's my hero.



J I think those sluts might influence you when you are a cop into being corrupt. You might have to cut off that stache too.

[jman3000]

no way. i see myself as a modern day Shaft.

[mrsmaalox]

Are her dirty feet the same size?

You know that's a common side effect of pregnancy.. My left foot is about 1/4" longer than my right.

[jman3000]

Well Ashbeeigh's already had 4 partial birth abortions. So a lot of shit is off kilter with her.

[florige]

no way. i see myself as a modern day Shaft.



I think a modern day Don Johnson would fit you better.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Well Ashbeeigh's already had 4 partial birth abortions. So a lot of shit is off kilter with her.

How many of those were yours?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My left foot is about 1/4" longer than my right.
http://www.njishome.com/images/open-door1.jpg

[jman3000]

How many of those were yours?

I didn't want to be on the hook for 18 years... so I never asked.

[jman3000]

I think a modern day Don Johnson would fit you better.

Shaft got more mufftastic pussy.

[ATRAIN]

Ash's left boob is almost a full cup size smaller than her right.

I "dated" a girl that had one boob smaller than the other. I thought it was odd when she only let me suck one boob and kept the other covered. She gave great head though so at least she made up for it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I "dated" a girl that had one boob smaller than the other. I thought it was odd when she only let me suck one boob and kept the other covered. She gave great head though so at least she made up for it.is this the "punching in the uterus" one?

:lmao :lol

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.njishome.com/images/open-door1.jpg

What the hell??? My boobs are the same size!!

[jman3000]

It's a metaphor for your colossal vagina.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What the hell??? My boobs are the same size!!
check the post again. i clarified it better.

[mrsmaalox]

It's a metaphor for your colossal vagina.

That's not true either. I only had c sections, so nothing too huge has ever been in there.

[mrsmaalox]

check the post again. i clarified it better.

Clarified it better, huh?

[ATRAIN]

is this the "punching in the uterus" one?

:lmao :lol

LMAO NO but she gave pretty good head too. She got married last I heard, I feel for her hubby. Who knows what she has him do.

[ATRAIN]

is this the "punching in the uterus" one?

:lmao :lol

damn cant believe you remember that, was that from my old "newsletters" I used to PM to my subscribers lol.

[Vagina]

It's a metaphor for your colossal vagina.

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Clarified it better, huh?
i'm redundant like that.

[ATRAIN]

It's a metaphor for your colossal vagina.

:lmao

damn J is straight up gangsta these days

[Viva Las Espuelas]

damn cant believe you remember that, was that from my old "newsletters" I used to PM to my subscribers lol.
i remember lots of useless info. i sometimes scare myself.

[ashbeeigh]

I still don't get the door thing. But, then again, I don't understand a lot of things.

[to21]

That's not true either. I only had c sections, so nothing too huge has ever been in there.I'm gonna leave this one alone.

[mrsmaalox]

I still don't get the door thing. But, then again, I don't understand a lot of things.

I think it means that he shows the door to any woman with unequal feet??

[ashbeeigh]

I think it means that he shows the door to any woman with unequal feet??

That's the only thing I can think of.

[mrsmaalox]

That's the only thing I can think of.

Viva is very particular you know :rolleyes

[jman3000]

I need a beer or four.

I haven't drank in like 2 months.

Haven't gotten shit faced in like 2 years.

[jman3000]

If I was drunk I would let Ashbeeigh let me touch her boob.

I would also allow Maalox to show me her C-section scars. We could compare scars. It'll be a bonding moment.

[CuckingFunt]

yes. That Jesse McCartney.

What Jesse McCartney?

[ashbeeigh]

Haven't gotten shit faced in like 2 years.

What has the world come to? Seriously? 2 years? I thought I was going through a dry spell when the last time I was so trashed I had to take a day off of work was November.

[jman3000]

Paul's son? I too have no idea who that is.

[ashbeeigh]

What Jesse McCartney?

The teeny bopper Jesse McCartney.

[jman3000]

What has the world come to? Seriously? 2 years? I thought I was going through a dry spell when the last time I was so trashed I had to take a day off of work was November.

I'm not nearly as hedonistic as my reputation would allow some to believe.

[TheQuattro]

I need a beer or four.

I haven't drank in like 2 months.

Haven't gotten shit faced in like 2 years.

You need to hit one of those HS graduation parties.

[mrsmaalox]

If I was drunk I would let Ashbeeigh let me touch her boob.

I would also allow Maalox to show me her C-section scars. We could compare scars. It'll be a bonding moment.
You'd definitely need to be shitfaced to see my belly. I have a total of 6 scars. Oh, and just a scar where my belly button used to be! :(

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm gonna leave this one alone.

to21 saw a
http://www.njishome.com/images/open-door1.jpg opportunity, but didn't capitalize.

you follow now, ladies?

[jman3000]

:vomit:

Where it used to be? I guess that takes body shots out of the schedule.

[ashbeeigh]

It was what it was. An open door. lol. I get it.

[ATRAIN]

:vomit:

Where it used to be? I guess that takes body shots out of the schedule.

you drink the shot out of the belly button man? Thats fucking gross!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you drink the shot out of the belly button man? Thats fucking gross!!
that is. does the belly button excrete any substance?

[jman3000]

well im certaintly not going to ask her to make a cup with her boobs.

[mrsmaalox]

:vomit:

Where it used to be? I guess that takes body shots out of the schedule.

Well if you're that gross, then I guess nostril shots are not out of the question?? What about ear shots? :vomit:

[ATRAIN]

that is. does the belly button excrete any substance?

I think so

[to21]

Well at least everyone knows you don't go ass to mouth.

[to21]

I think soOn chicks I like to refer to them as cum catchers.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well at least everyone knows you don't go ass to mouth.
i've seen videos that suggest otherwise.

[mrsmaalox]

On chicks I like to refer to them as cum catchers.

But I thought that was.......aw, nevermind

[Viva Las Espuelas]

On chicks I like to refer to them as cum catchers.
so when you're done is it half empty or half full?





:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I need a beer or four.

I haven't drank in like 2 months.

Haven't gotten shit faced in like 2 years.

I got shitfaced on my birthday. And the night before. And a few nights before that.

Being unemployed and out of school has turned me into a lush.

Well... more of a lush.

[to21]

But I thought that was.......aw, nevermindWhen you put it on the belly, then they are referred to as...

[to21]

so when you're done is it half empty or half full?





:lmaoOverflowing.

[ATRAIN]

On chicks I like to refer to them as cum catchers.

I thought that was their mouths?

[to21]

I thought that was their mouths?


When you put it on the belly, then they are referred to as...

[jman3000]

This got gay really fast.

[to21]

This got gay really fast.What's gay is doing body shots of girls that had their belly buttons (cum-catchers) filed with semen the night before by some guy.

Knowing that not everyone remembers to clean in there.

[CuckingFunt]

This got gay really fast.

The transition to gay is seldom slow.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't think I've ever had my belly button filled with semen.

[to21]

I don't think I've ever had my belly button filled with semen.I'm gonna leave this one alone also.

[mrsmaalox]

What's gay is doing body shots of girls that had their belly buttons (cum-catchers) filed with semen the night before by some guy.

Knowing that not everyone remembers to clean in there.

See? There are advantages to not having a belly button :tu

[jman3000]

What's gay is doing body shots of girls that had their belly buttons (cum-catchers) filed with semen the night before by some guy.

Knowing that not everyone remembers to clean in there.

I'd say asking another guy how much he cums is gayer than that.

And your premise is wrong. Maalox doesn't even have a belly button to cum / drink liquor from.

[Spur-Addict]

I don't think I've ever had my belly button filled with semen.

I can help you with that.

[jman3000]

Nothing gets a girl hot in the pants like saying you can help them fill their belly buttons with semen.

I can't see how CF could resist.

[Spur-Addict]

Nothing gets a girl hot in the pants like saying you can help them fill their belly buttons with semen.

I can't see how CF could resist.

I know right? It's a good thing that massive brain of yours caught on so quickly. Kudos.

[ATRAIN]

Nothing gets a girl hot in the pants like saying you can help them fill their belly buttons with semen.

I can't see how CF could resist.

Do you offer to drink it you once you fill it up?

[to21]

I'd say asking another guy how much he cums is gayer than that.

And your premise is wrong. Maalox doesn't even have a belly button to cum / drink liquor from.J is drinking liquor out a girls belly button a regular occurrence for you?

If then, I have it on good authority that Scope and/or Listerine should take care of the after taste.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you offer to drink it you once you fill it up?

Sounds like you do.

[ATRAIN]

Sounds like you do.

eww fuck no I dont snowball.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I bet atrain fucks nothing but really fat chicks.

[jman3000]

I've never done it. Personally I think that belly buttons are gross, dark places filled with lent. Boobs on the other hand are sterile, perfectly clean mounds of joy.

[CuckingFunt]

Belly buttons are filled with lent?

[mrsmaalox]

I've never done it. Personally I think that belly buttons are gross, dark places filled with lent. Boobs on the other hand are sterile, perfectly clean mounds of joy.

Sounds like a cave.

[jman3000]

:lmao oops

Lint.

[ashbeeigh]

belly buttons are filled with fasting and penitence? Interesting prospective.

[Dr. Gonzo]

My belly button smells.

[jman3000]

Sounds like a cave.

The cave is located about 10 inches from that.

[ATRAIN]

I bet atrain fucks nothing but really fat chicks.

LMAO hey fat girls need lovin too. Actually I have only had sex with 2 big girls. They werent "fat" but they werent thin either. Both of them called me out so I had to step up to the plate. I have nailed tons of hot bitches though but I have never drank cum out of their belly buttons, that shits just fucked up. Your fucked up Jmann

[ashbeeigh]

The cave is located about 10 inches from that.

:wow

Gross.

[ATRAIN]

My belly button smells.

Jmann wants to fill it with his cum and drink it

[mrsmaalox]

My belly button smells.

It's not the belly button that smells. It's the crust.

[jman3000]

How did this turn into me drinking cum from belly buttons? Feet and belly buttons are 2 of the 3 places I'd never put my mouth on a girl.

[ashbeeigh]

How did this turn into me drinking cum from belly buttons? Feet and belly buttons are 2 of the 3 places I'd never put my mouth on a girl.

It began with you insulting my breast size. It's called karma.

[Dr. Gonzo]

LMAO hey fat girls need lovin too. Actually I have only had sex with 2 big girls. They werent "fat" but they werent thin either. Both of them called me out so I had to step up to the plate. I have nailed tons of hot bitches though but I have never drank cum out of their belly buttons, that shits just fucked up. Your fucked up Jmann

I call bullshit.

[ATRAIN]

I call bullshit.

LOL dont know how I could prove it to you.

[ATRAIN]

How did this turn into me drinking cum from belly buttons? Feet and belly buttons are 2 of the 3 places I'd never put my mouth on a girl.

do you use a straw?

[Dr. Gonzo]

aQFN41lfFFs

[samikeyp]

LMAO hey fat girls need lovin too. Actually I have only had sex with 2 big girls. They werent "fat" but they werent thin either. Both of them called me out so I had to step up to the plate. I have nailed tons of hot bitches though but I have never drank cum out of their belly buttons, that shits just fucked up. Your fucked up Jmann

Nothin' wrong with a little thickness. :tu

[samikeyp]

Ash's left boob is almost a full cup size smaller than her right.

Ooh, variety! :tu

[jman3000]

:lol

I feel like being with the D today. The DD is starting to get a bit bothersome.

[ATRAIN]

Nothin' wrong with a little thickness. :tu

I know like I admitted there was 2 instances. Usually the type of girl i date is short and petite. Thats just always been the case. This last girl I dated though was thin and tall and I felt odd. She was 5'8 and when she wore heels was as tall as me, I didnt like that. I usually go for the 5'4-5'6 range.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain:ladies man::peewee:intellectual

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It's not the belly button that smells. It's the crust.
so i take it it's not the ass that smells. it's the crust?

[jman3000]

I think I actually got that one on my SAT's.

[ashbeeigh]

:lol

I feel like being with the D today. The DD is starting to get a bit bothersome.

That's a tad retarded. Who said you were going to be with either today?

[jman3000]

I can be with either any time I want. It's called photographic memory.

[Dr. Gonzo]

How the fuck did I get involved in all this?

Fuck all that.

Anyway, I'm done with this place.

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain:ladies man::peewee:intellectual
:lmao


so i take it it's not the ass that smells. it's the crust?
I wasn't talking 'bout no ass!


That's a tad retarded. Who said you were going to be with either today?

Excellent, Ash :tu

[ashbeeigh]

I can be with either any time I want. It's called photographic memory.

I will remember this post number the next time you insult me.


3480...3480..3480...3480..3480...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wasn't talking 'bout no ass!



i was just applying your "logic" to other body parts

[to21]

I got this girl from work to pull out her titty for us in the parking lot of a strip club last week. She's has the smallest pink nipples for a girl with double d's.

[CuckingFunt]

This last girl I dated though was thin and tall and I felt odd. She was 5'8 and when she wore heels was as tall as me, I didnt like that. I usually go for the 5'4-5'6 range.

This doesn't surprise me.

ATRAIN screams insecurity.

[CuckingFunt]

I got this girl from work to pull out her titty for us in the parking lot of a strip club last week. She's has the smallest pink nipples for a girl with double d's.

Big boobs usually have small nipples. Not always, but usually.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I have large nipples.

[CuckingFunt]

I have large nipples.

Like I said, not always.

[Dr. Gonzo]

My nipples are puffy.

[to21]

Big boobs usually have small nipples. Not always, but usually.I used to hear that.....but all the big titties I've been able to hold in my hand and stare at (:lol) have big ass silver dollar nips.

This girl's were really small and really pink....and from what I could tell, really sensitive.

[to21]

Needless to say, I'm not proud of myself for taking a gander at a co-workers titties. She should have known what kind of night it was gonna be when we started off with, "Before the end of the night, u gonna show me them tities."

[samikeyp]

Needless to say, I'm not proud of myself for taking a gander at a co-workers titties. She should have known what kind of night it was gonna be when we started off with, "Before the end of the night, u gonna show me them tities."

So is it a bad thing to see your boss's titties?

[samikeyp]

This doesn't surprise me.

ATRAIN screams insecurity.

:lol ouch.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

how can you have puffy nipples. are we talking areolas or nipples? two different things.

[to21]

So is it a bad thing to see your boss's titties?If you're like me Mikey, u get off to making girls do things they say they won't do.

I took it as a personal challenge when she said "No way in hell".

Well it was hot at hell last Friday.

[samikeyp]

If you're like me Mikey, u get off to making girls do things they say they won't do.

I took it as a personal challenge when she said "No way in hell".

Well it was hot at hell last Friday.

Then I guess I was going something right. She said she would never have sex with a co-worker and well, she did. :)

[to21]

Then I guess I was going something right. She said she would never have sex with a co-worker and well, she did. :):toast

[jman3000]

I need to shit.

[ORION]

I need to shit.

I'm just sitting here waiting for our game to start. I got here a little too early.