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angel_luv
03-05-2009, 02:47 PM
:lol I wish I was going to McDonald's for lunch. This is strictly desert. I've eaten out twice already this week.

Did I say you had to buy yourself lunch? :)

angel_luv
03-05-2009, 02:47 PM
Aside from the birth of my son, 2009 has been pretty shitty.
I think I need a part time job, Im a victim of the horrible health care we have. I pay a buttload to cover my family.

Here's to happy turns of events for all of us! :toast

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 02:48 PM
Happy early birthday. :)

Thanks V

ashbeeigh
03-05-2009, 02:48 PM
Aside from the birth of my son, 2009 has been pretty shitty.
Im a victim of the horrible health care we have. I pay a buttload to cover my family.

Healthcare is the only thing that has been affected for me as far as this recession goes. I was able to defer my student loans when the job went part time and was able to shuffle all my bills to pay them on time, but then lost my insurance and now that I'm waiting to get back on the insurance my medicine is considered a pre-existing condition. I'm right there with ya!

sa_butta
03-05-2009, 02:49 PM
Anyone else want some crack?
How did I do???

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 02:49 PM
Yea right, I better go on suicide watch :rolleyes

Don't Worry Mel will have a plus by your name soon enough.

ashbeeigh
03-05-2009, 02:49 PM
Anyone else want to take a crack at tweaking this post?

ugh. bastard!

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 02:50 PM
Anyone else want to take a crack at tweaking this post?

LOL well your really dont even have to tweak it. Maybe we can add Maalox in there.

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 02:51 PM
Mel's probably plotting your untimely demise after that remark.

You know me so well! :downspin:

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 02:52 PM
You know me so well! :downspin:

Hi Mel how are you this fine day? :king

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 02:54 PM
Me either but I wont like March much either, I turn 30 this month :(

Hahaha, welcome to the club! You better enjoy the rest of your 20s, cus it's all snap, crackle and pop after this. And I don't mean rice crispies.

sa_butta
03-05-2009, 02:54 PM
Where is weather-Manny I need a forecast for Friday??

florige
03-05-2009, 02:55 PM
Healthcare is the only thing that has been affected for me as far as this recession goes. I was able to defer my student loans when the job went part time and was able to shuffle all my bills to pay them on time, but then lost my insurance and now that I'm waiting to get back on the insurance my medicine is considered a pre-existing condition. I'm right there with ya!



Ash I'm telling you, you need to take that Phys degree of your's and go ahead and apply for the FBI. You won't have to worry about health benefits if you get in with those fuckers.

florige
03-05-2009, 02:56 PM
Hahaha, welcome to the club! You better enjoy the rest of your 20s, cus it's all snap, crackle and pop after this. And I don't mean rice crispies.



Yeah join the club you bastard! It's all down hill after that buddy!!

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 02:57 PM
Hahaha, welcome to the club! You better enjoy the rest of your 20s, cus it's all snap, crackle and pop after this. And I don't mean rice crispies.

So 30 isnt the new 20? I was lied too!! Mel you want to come over and celebrate my bday with me when I get back from NO? Ill buy the sushi and crack open that $50 bottle of cab that has been aging for a few years. I have a pretty decent collection of wine built up over the last few years now.

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 02:57 PM
Hey flo, you gonna try fantasy baseball this year? There is probably gonna be some open spots in our league.

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 02:58 PM
Where is weather-Manny I need a forecast for Friday??

He froze in Mich last I heard

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 02:58 PM
Yeah join the club you bastard! It's all down hill after that buddy!!

LOL you SOB!!!

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 02:58 PM
So 30 isnt the new 20? I was lied too!! Mel you want to come over and celebrate my bday with me when I get back from NO? Ill buy the sushi and crack open that $50 bottle of cab that has been aging for a few years. I have a pretty decent collection of wine built up over the last few years now.

When are you going to NO? My friend Marcus and I are gonna try and go sometime in the next few weeks, depends on his schedule. I found a hotel in the French Quarter for $50/nite

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 02:59 PM
Hey flo, you gonna try fantasy baseball this year? There is probably gonna be some open spots in our league.

Yeah Flo join in on the ass kicking im going to give mel this year. MEL im not a rook this year so you better watch out. I was ROTY after all!!

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:00 PM
When are you going to NO? My friend Marcus and I are gonna try and go sometime in the next few weeks, depends on his schedule. I found a hotel in the French Quarter for $50/nite

Next friday (my bday) will be my first day there. I get there late thursday night. My friends and I have a place over looking Bourbon. Ill leave sunday.

florige
03-05-2009, 03:00 PM
Hey flo, you gonna try fantasy baseball this year? There is probably gonna be some open spots in our league.



Yeah I will try it what the hell. How much is it?

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:01 PM
Yeah Flo join in on the ass kicking im going to give mel this year. MEL im not a rook this year so you better watch out. I was ROTY after all!!

Who the fuck gave you ROTY? Celebrating getting ROTY in a fantasy baseball league is like when the last place kid still gets a ribbon in little league so as not to hurt his feelings.

florige
03-05-2009, 03:01 PM
When are you going to NO? My friend Marcus and I are gonna try and go sometime in the next few weeks, depends on his schedule. I found a hotel in the French Quarter for $50/nite



Marcus??!!! Who the hell is that?

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:02 PM
Who the fuck gave you ROTY? Celebrating getting ROTY in a fantasy baseball league is like when the last place kid still gets a ribbon in little league so as not to hurt his feelings.

As a rook that made playoffs I deserve ROTY!!

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:03 PM
Marcus??!!! Who the hell is that?

yeah wtf is this all about.......Marcus better just be a friend lol

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:06 PM
There can only be one!!!

florige
03-05-2009, 03:06 PM
As a rook that made playoffs I deserve ROTY!!




:lmao The first time in the history of sports that someone nominated themselves an award.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:07 PM
MELMART!!!! the

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:07 PM
butter to my popcorn!!!

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:08 PM
:lmao The first time in the history of sports that someone nominated themselves an award.

FUCK that I EARNED IT!!! Flo lets see how you do your rookie year.

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:08 PM
Batman is the crack to mels ass

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:09 PM
Batman ever since you outed Orion he hasnt shown up much

Batman's Shooter
03-05-2009, 03:10 PM
There can only be one!!!

I see your back huh......dont make me find you again!!!

florige
03-05-2009, 03:11 PM
FUCK that I EARNED IT!!! Flo lets see how you do your rookie year.



Is this the same league that Timvp did some dirty shit in?

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:11 PM
Yeah I will try it what the hell. How much is it?

Go post your interest in the fantasy baseball thread so that they know you want in. Hopefully there will still be a spot for you.

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:12 PM
Is this the same league that Timvp did some dirty shit in?

Yeah but they are going to fix that this year. He has already been talking shit to me hahahha. He forgets that I gave him a 10-0 in the reg season last year.

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:12 PM
Marcus??!!! Who the hell is that?


yeah wtf is this all about.......Marcus better just be a friend lol

You boys sound jealous or something! :lmao

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:13 PM
You boys sound jealous or something! :lmao

maybe a tad LOL.........so sushi?

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:14 PM
MELMART!!!! the

It's the bat! :married:

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:15 PM
Yeah but they are going to fix that this year. He has already been talking shit to me hahahha. He forgets that I gave him a 10-0 in the reg season last year.

Reg season? :lmao Now you sound like the Cowboys fans you loathe. :wow

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:15 PM
YES IT IS THE BAT :) and ive missed you melmart ive missed you like the desert misses the rain

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:16 PM
orion isnt ready to face the world, he has labled as cruel.......what a homo

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:16 PM
maybe a tad LOL.........so sushi?

Stop thinking about your sex life for one minute!

florige
03-05-2009, 03:16 PM
You boys sound jealous or something! :lmao



That damn Marcus guy.... I just don't trust that guy with Mel for some reason....

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:17 PM
I see your back huh......dont make me find you again!!!

ha ha ha ha ha

florige
03-05-2009, 03:17 PM
Stop thinking about your sex life for one minute!



:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:17 PM
YES IT IS THE BAT :) and ive missed you melmart ive missed you like the desert misses the rain

Damnit, now I am gonna have that song in my head all day! And just that part of it too, since I don't know the rest of the song. :lol

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:18 PM
orion isnt ready to face the world, he has labled as cruel.......what a homo

Only two things come from St. Pauls ... Beautiful wimmens such as myself, and the Orions/Trainwrecks of the world.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:19 PM
Damnit, now I am gonna have that song in my head all day! And just that part of it too, since I don't know the rest of the song. :lol

and i miss you, yeah, like the desert miss the rain
step off the train
walking down the street again
go past your door
but you dont live there anymore

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:19 PM
Only two things come from St. Pauls ... Beautiful wimmens such as myself, and the Orions/Trainwrecks of the world.

Melmart's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:19 PM
Only two things come from St. Pauls ... Beautiful wimmens such as myself, and the Orions/Trainwrecks of the world.

so fags and reclusive, artists that are gay?

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:20 PM
That damn Marcus guy.... I just don't trust that guy with Mel for some reason....

Marcus and I have been friends for over 10 years now. We met on my 22nd birthday, where he proceeded to get me the most shitfaced I have ever been in my life. There is nothing smart about drinking a Three Wisemen. That's free advice.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:20 PM
Melmart's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

it def brings me to her yard

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:21 PM
Marcus and I have been friends for over 10 years now. We met on my 22nd birthday, where he proceeded to get me the most shitfaced I have ever been in my life. There is nothing smart about drinking a Three Wisemen. That's free advice.

Anything with 151 is bad news


4 Horseman is even worse..... Its pretty much the same +1 liquor.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:21 PM
Marcus and I have been friends for over 10 years now. We met on my 22nd birthday, where he proceeded to get me the most shitfaced I have ever been in my life. There is nothing smart about drinking a Three Wisemen. That's free advice.

or 4 horsemen for that matter

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:22 PM
or 4 horsemen for that matter

I said it first bitch

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:22 PM
so fags and reclusive, artists that are gay?

My mom found an old box of school stuff of my sister's, there were some old yearbooks in there but she was four grades behind me so I doubt ORION would be in there ... or Trainwreck cus he is just a baby. But I intend on checking next time I am at my mom's place.

Batman's Shooter
03-05-2009, 03:23 PM
ha ha ha ha ha

You didnt think it was funny when I popped a cap in your ass!!

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:23 PM
4 horsemen is my forte

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:24 PM
Anything with 151 is bad news


4 Horseman is even worse..... Its pretty much the same +1 liquor.

No thanks. I had about 8 top shelf Chacho's margaritas, several beers and who knows how many goldschlagger shots before drinking the Three Wisemen. I would have been fine if I hadn't taken that last drink, so I blame him.

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:25 PM
No thanks. I had about 8 top shelf Chacho's margaritas, several beers and who knows how many goldschlagger shots before drinking the Three Wisemen. I would have been fine if I hadn't taken that last drink, so I blame him.

I take it your puked?

florige
03-05-2009, 03:25 PM
Marcus and I have been friends for over 10 years now. We met on my 22nd birthday, where he proceeded to get me the most shitfaced I have ever been in my life. There is nothing smart about drinking a Three Wisemen. That's free advice.



I was just fucking around Mel.
I posted in your fantasy thread my interest.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:25 PM
i see....melmart you and i need to pro-create

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:26 PM
so whens the next gtg?

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:26 PM
anyone going to new orleans to see britney spears?

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:27 PM
anyone going to new orleans to see britney spears?

That might be the gayest thing you have ever said.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:27 PM
on a serious note i finally saw "hot rod" that movie is insanely hilarious!!!

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:27 PM
That might be the gayest thing you have ever said.

i saw her in NYC on her birthday, i was lucky enough to be there at the same time

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:27 PM
anyone going to new orleans to see britney spears?

im going but not to see her. I wonder if she will show me her titties if I throw her some beads??

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:28 PM
So ATRAIN, how's that fleshlight working for ya?

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:29 PM
So ATRAIN, how's that fleshlight working for ya?

I broke it on the first try.........I guess im too wild.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:30 PM
ATRAIN'S gone country!!!! git er done!!!

ATRAIN
03-05-2009, 03:32 PM
From from it Bat

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:33 PM
In the morning my alarm goes off and i jizz in my pants

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:34 PM
Orion is on his gay way

Batman's Shooter
03-05-2009, 03:35 PM
In the morning my alarm goes off and i jizz in my pants

I dont know about jizz but you shit your pants last time you saw me!!

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:37 PM
Anyone going to see flyleaf on saturday?

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:40 PM
Ha ha ha robin 2883

robin2883
03-05-2009, 03:40 PM
I dont know about jizz but you shit your pants last time you saw me!!

You just wait until the next time we see you bitch.

ORION
03-05-2009, 03:40 PM
Orion is on his gay way

You sonofabitch! You're pouring gas on mel's raging fire. Mel hasn't jerome offered you any holy advice? I graduated st.pauls(por vida) in 92. So the gays didn't show up until after

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:41 PM
You just wait until the next time we see you bitch.

ha ha ha h:whine

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:42 PM
You sonofabitch! You're pouring gas on mel's raging fire. Mel hasn't jerome offered you any holy advice? I graduated st.pauls(por vida) in 92. So the gays didn't show up until after

orion is openly gay, and invites anyone to share in his online festivities @

www.jasonorionisgay.com

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:44 PM
You sonofabitch! You're pouring gas on mel's raging fire. Mel hasn't jerome offered you any holy advice? I graduated st.pauls(por vida) in 92. So the gays didn't show up until after

Nah, haven't seen or spoken to him since Christmas, when I told him to fuck off because he kept asking me why I didn't go to church and wouldn't let it go.

ORION
03-05-2009, 03:45 PM
Anyone going to see flyleaf on saturday?

The only way you could be gayer was if you were pounding your boyfriend in the ass right now.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:47 PM
Nah, haven't seen or spoken to him since Christmas, when I told him to fuck off because he kept asking me why I didn't go to church and wouldn't let it go.

why do you go to church?

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:47 PM
The only way you could be gayer was if you were pounding your boyfriend in the ass right now.

wishful thinking??? sorry i told you many times i dont swing that way buddy

ORION
03-05-2009, 03:48 PM
Nah, haven't seen or spoken to him since Christmas, when I told him to fuck off because he kept asking me why I didn't go to church and wouldn't let it go.

Get the fuck outta town!! Are you serious. What happened in his life that made his so crazy. Its not catholic is it?

robin2883
03-05-2009, 03:50 PM
Ha ha ha robin 2883

Sup brah ltns. I still got your back :tu

ORION
03-05-2009, 03:50 PM
why do you go to church?
The only reason you go to church is to see your old lover...which happens to be the priest

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:51 PM
The only reason you go to church is to see your old lover...which happens to be the priest

why must you place your old memories on me?? therapy really isnt helping yo much is it jason

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:51 PM
Sup brah ltns. I still got your back :tu

word up!!!

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 03:55 PM
Get the fuck outta town!! Are you serious. What happened in his life that made his so crazy. Its not catholic is it?

No, he is a 'Christian' now. Which to me is a cop-out. These non-denominational types just want to pick and choose what they have faith in. But that is not what faith is about. Faith is taking a leap, even when it's not perfect. If it were perfect and easy and exactly how you want it, it wouldn't be faith.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:56 PM
No, he is a 'Christian' now. Which to me is a cop-out. These non-denominational types just want to pick and choose what they have faith in. But that is not what faith is about. Faith is taking a leap, even when it's not perfect. If it were perfect and easy and exactly how you want it, it wouldn't be faith.

ill take a leap of faith on you :)

ORION
03-05-2009, 03:56 PM
orion is openly gay, and invites anyone to share in his online festivities @

www.jasonorionisgay.com
Hahaha! You jerk face. I'm not going to visit this site but I can bet its an actual site

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:58 PM
Hahaha! You jerk face. I'm not going to visit this site but I can bet its an actual site

of course its your site dude....why deny it now?

batman2883
03-05-2009, 03:58 PM
sa butta's on a roll!!!

ORION
03-05-2009, 04:00 PM
No, he is a 'Christian' now. Which to me is a cop-out. These non-denominational types just want to pick and choose what they have faith in. But that is not what faith is about. Faith is taking a leap, even when it's not perfect. If it were perfect and easy and exactly how you want it, it wouldn't be faith.
He should of just stayed with catholic faith because he should some what familiar with it. Very weird. Yeah you don't have to take that crap, but uh....why didn't you go to church

batman2883
03-05-2009, 04:01 PM
st patricks day at sherlocks!!!! can't wait

ORION
03-05-2009, 04:01 PM
of course its your site dude....why deny it now?
Did you visit said site?

ORION
03-05-2009, 04:03 PM
st patricks day at sherlocks!!!! can't wait
Because you're going to get finger banged by a leprechaun again?

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 04:04 PM
He should of just stayed with catholic faith because he should some what familiar with it. Very weird. Yeah you don't have to take that crap, but uh....why didn't you go to church

I don't want to burst into flames.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 04:06 PM
Did you visit said site?

uhh no, i would never you homo!!!

ORION
03-05-2009, 04:11 PM
I don't want to burst into flames.
Once you walk everything would stop and they will all stare at you and not because you're wearing a leather top

sa_butta
03-05-2009, 04:22 PM
sa butta's on a roll!!!

sa_butta
03-05-2009, 04:23 PM
thank you, I got my grub on, but didnt pig out, finally gotta call...

sa_butta
03-05-2009, 04:27 PM
I remember when I use to eat Sardines for dinner.

sa_butta
03-05-2009, 04:28 PM
I have no legs.

sa_butta
03-05-2009, 04:29 PM
I seriously can't stop typing random quotes. WTF is wrong with me??

CuckingFunt
03-05-2009, 05:06 PM
I think Mel wants to eat out the maalox since she always talks about her.

This statement is hilarious coming from you.



Also, what the fuck is going on in here today?

Blake
03-05-2009, 05:08 PM
This statement is hilarious coming from you.



Also, what the fuck is going on in here today?

can I borrow about $3,000 v dollars?

CuckingFunt
03-05-2009, 05:09 PM
Can someone give Mel a hug.........FUCK!!!

I'm available for either or both.

CuckingFunt
03-05-2009, 05:09 PM
can I borrow about $3,000 v dollars?

Hell no. I worked hard for my vmoney. So hard for it, honey.

batman2883
03-05-2009, 05:11 PM
im going to slap cuckingfunt in the mouth like the dirty whore it is

batman2883
03-05-2009, 05:12 PM
drip drip drip

batman2883
03-05-2009, 05:12 PM
thump thump thump, mother thump!!

batman2883
03-05-2009, 05:15 PM
when you have insomnia you're never really awake

ORION
03-05-2009, 05:19 PM
thump thump thump, mother thump!!

Man they have the ugliest broads in their commercials!

CuckingFunt
03-05-2009, 05:21 PM
im going to slap cuckingfunt in the mouth like the dirty whore it is

That's some long arms you got.

Mixability
03-05-2009, 05:34 PM
Man they have the ugliest broads in their commercials!

Don't hate on fagman65498461's low standards.

Trainwreck2100
03-05-2009, 05:53 PM
Man they have the ugliest broads in their commercials!

are they reject strippers?

I. Hustle
03-05-2009, 06:55 PM
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't want
none of the above
I wanna piss on you
drip drip drip

ORION
03-05-2009, 07:00 PM
are they reject strippers?
They are so nasty that they are not allowed to wear white g-strings anymore

florige
03-05-2009, 07:16 PM
I'm available for either or both.



Where at and what time?

CuckingFunt
03-05-2009, 07:26 PM
Where at and what time?

You're not Mel.

Melmart1
03-05-2009, 07:59 PM
Where at and what time?

Flo wants to watch :lol

CuckingFunt
03-05-2009, 09:35 PM
Flo wants to watch :lol

I ain't no performer.

florige
03-06-2009, 12:00 AM
Flo wants to watch :lol


I ain't no performer.




Oh come on Funt. As the director I just need to find one more. Who out the Quattro do you ladies want to join in with you?

Dr. Gonzo
03-06-2009, 12:35 AM
Alright, this library shit is completely fucking boring.

Dr. Gonzo
03-06-2009, 12:36 AM
Last night I read a 15 page chapter on the evolution of the card catalog.

:pctoss

Dr. Gonzo
03-06-2009, 12:38 AM
I really don't care about the fucking card catalog.

:pctoss

mrsmaalox
03-06-2009, 12:40 AM
Yea but have you ever fucked on the card catalog? That is very interesting!

Dr. Gonzo
03-06-2009, 12:41 AM
Card catalogs were disposed of by a majority of libraries in the mid-90's, so that's a no.

Dr. Gonzo
03-06-2009, 12:43 AM
They were taking up too much space and they took too much time to search compared to the ability to quickly search computerized catalogs. Also, computerized catalogs gave a better ability to search items that have been cross-referenced and gave the user more accurate and detailed records of local holdings than the card catalog ever could.

Jekka
03-06-2009, 12:43 AM
Alright, this library shit is completely fucking boring.

I took a physical treatments class this semester and spent 3 solid hours learning how to remove rusty paperclips and staples from paper. It was fun for the first half hour or so ... and then it got old.

Dr. Gonzo
03-06-2009, 12:44 AM
They were taking up too much space and they took too much time to search compared to the ability to quickly search computerized catalogs. Also, computerized catalogs gave a better ability to search items that have been cross-referenced and gave the user more accurate and detailed records of local holdings than the card catalog ever could.

:pctoss

Dr. Gonzo
03-06-2009, 12:46 AM
I took a physical treatments class this semester and spent 3 solid hours learning how to remove rusty paperclips and staples from paper. It was fun for the first half hour or so ... and then it got old.

God bless you for going into this profession because you actually enjoy it. I'm just doing it because I enjoy the laid back atmosphere of the academic library and low level of stress that comes with working in a library. Oh and I love the abundance of down time when school is out. My goal in life is to do as little work as possible for a decent salary and this is my way of achieving said goal. But damn this shit is boring.

mrsmaalox
03-06-2009, 12:47 AM
They were taking up too much space and they took too much time to search compared to the ability to quickly search computerized catalogs. Also, computerized catalogs gave a better ability to search items that have been cross-referenced and gave the user more accurate and detailed records of local holdings than the card catalog ever could.

Blah blah blah and fewer places to have sex! :rolleyes

Dr. Gonzo
03-06-2009, 12:49 AM
Back to reading....

I'm at the part about organization and implementation of automated and electronic libraries.

Oh and this fucking book I'm reading was written in '98 so it's way the fuck out dated.

Dr. Gonzo
03-06-2009, 12:50 AM
:depressed

Jekka
03-06-2009, 12:54 AM
God bless you for going into this profession because you actually enjoy it. I'm just doing it because I enjoy the laid back atmosphere of the academic library and low level of stress that comes with working in a library. Oh and I love the abundance of down time when school is out. My goal in life is to do as little work as possible for a decent salary and this is my way of achieving said goal. But damn this shit is boring.

Haha, I love parts of it - I'm busting my ass now so that I can eventually settle into something that's less work and more money than the public library. I love books and manuscripts, and you have to pay a lot of dues to get closer to them and farther away from the public (and all of the crazies that come with it).

The management class I'm taking right now makes me want to claw my eyes out.

batman2883
03-06-2009, 09:10 AM
man i drank wayyyy too much last night!!!! god damn i love alcohol

Blake
03-06-2009, 09:15 AM
man i drank wayyyy too much last night!!!! god damn i love alcohol

scotch scotch scotch..... I love scotch.....down in my belly....scotch scotch scotch scotch

JudynTX
03-06-2009, 09:20 AM
scotch scotch scotch..... I love scotch.....down in my belly....scotch scotch scotch scotch

Whenever I hear the word "Scotch", I think of old men sitting around playing cards while drinking Scotch. :lol

batman2883
03-06-2009, 09:48 AM
man im feeling it today.....everytime i wake up with hardly any sleep and alcohol in my system i think about not drinking ever again, and then i realize, im no quitter!!!!

batman2883
03-06-2009, 09:48 AM
the human torce was denied a loan today

SpursStalker
03-06-2009, 09:58 AM
It's time ....

to21
03-06-2009, 10:35 AM
Giraffe pu55y is very high off the ground.

SpursStalker
03-06-2009, 10:37 AM
Do that again ...

ATRAIN
03-06-2009, 12:02 PM
Hey Funt how was the movie?

CuckingFunt
03-06-2009, 12:09 PM
Hey Funt how was the movie?

I thought it was amazing.

ATRAIN
03-06-2009, 12:15 PM
I thought it was amazing.

I havent read pee wee's thread since it has spoilers but do you think he is a dumb ass on his review?

CuckingFunt
03-06-2009, 12:18 PM
I havent read pee wee's thread since it has spoilers but do you think he is a dumb ass on his review?

No, I don't think he is a dumbass. I think he was expecting/wanting a word-for-word version of the graphic novel on the screen, which is an understandable wish, but not very realistic.

SpursStalker
03-06-2009, 12:25 PM
Hello?

Can you see me?

Are you here?

ATRAIN
03-06-2009, 12:42 PM
No, I don't think he is a dumbass. I think he was expecting/wanting a word-for-word version of the graphic novel on the screen, which is an understandable wish, but not very realistic.

well yeah its not very realistic

jman3000
03-06-2009, 01:03 PM
:lol florige... wtf? hahahaha

RandomGuy
03-06-2009, 01:19 PM
No, I don't think he is a dumbass. I think he was expecting/wanting a word-for-word version of the graphic novel on the screen, which is an understandable wish, but not very realistic.

Actually, he said quite specifically that he wasn't expecting that.

The Watchmen graphic novel was a pretty rich story, with a lot of charactor development, and subtle interactions.

Sure one can make a movie out of just about any book/novel, but if you like the story of the orginal, you can't help but feel a bit disappointed if that adaptation misses out on some of what you feel are important.

I know that I felt quite a let down about the Crow when it was made into a movie, and pretty much hacked to death. I wasn't expecting a verbatim movie, but they changed enough of it to make it into something less.

RandomGuy
03-06-2009, 01:21 PM
Last night I read a 15 page chapter on the evolution of the card catalog.

:pctoss

Card catalogs didn't evolve. They were created just the way they are now.

Anybody who says anything else is an atheist. HA!

RandomGuy
03-06-2009, 01:24 PM
I seriously can't stop typing random quotes. WTF is wrong with me??

I control the vertical. I control the horizontal.

Do not attempt to adjust your mind.

CuckingFunt
03-06-2009, 01:26 PM
Actually, he said quite specifically that he wasn't expecting that.

In a subsequent post, yes.


The Watchmen graphic novel was a pretty rich story, with a lot of charactor development, and subtle interactions.

Sure one can make a movie out of just about any book/novel, but if you like the story of the orginal, you can't help but feel a bit disappointed if that adaptation misses out on some of what you feel are important.

That goes without saying, and is totally understandable. Peewee's take on the film is, in general, pretty understandable.


I know that I felt quite a let down about the Crow when it was made into a movie, and pretty much hacked to death. I wasn't expecting a verbatim movie, but they changed enough of it to make it into something less.

Same here. It is my understanding, however, that a lot of that was based on having to edit around Brandon Lee's death. Footage that would have otherwise been edited out was put back in just because they couldn't shoot anymore.

RandomGuy
03-06-2009, 01:36 PM
It is my understanding, however, that a lot of [the Crow's departures from the original novel were] based on having to edit around Brandon Lee's death. Footage that would have otherwise been edited out was put back in just because they couldn't shoot anymore.

That makes sense.

Don't get me wrong, I recently went back and watched the Crow again, and as it stands now it was a fairly decent movie, and brilliantly shot.

I had to really really set aside my memory of the original novel to see that tho
'. Hard to do.

peewee's lovechild
03-06-2009, 01:58 PM
No, I don't think he is a dumbass. I think he was expecting/wanting a word-for-word version of the graphic novel on the screen, which is an understandable wish, but not very realistic.

Jesus fucking christ, like I said, you didn't read my fucking post.

Fuck, you're a dumb ass!

peewee's lovechild
03-06-2009, 02:00 PM
Actually, he said quite specifically that he wasn't expecting that.

The Watchmen graphic novel was a pretty rich story, with a lot of charactor development, and subtle interactions.

Sure one can make a movie out of just about any book/novel, but if you like the story of the orginal, you can't help but feel a bit disappointed if that adaptation misses out on some of what you feel are important.

I know that I felt quite a let down about the Crow when it was made into a movie, and pretty much hacked to death. I wasn't expecting a verbatim movie, but they changed enough of it to make it into something less.

She didn't understand my post, which leads me to believe she didn't even read the fucking thing.

She's just being contrarian to try and look cool.

CuckingFunt
03-06-2009, 02:16 PM
Jesus fucking christ, like I said, you didn't read my fucking post.

Fuck, you're a dumb ass!


She didn't understand my post, which leads me to believe she didn't even read the fucking thing.

She's just being contrarian to try and look cool.

Advice from peewee to read carefully. Truly one of the most hilarious things I've read here.

RandomGuy
03-06-2009, 02:46 PM
Advice from peewee to read carefully. Truly one of the most hilarious things I've read here.

Respectfully:

He made it quite clear in the OP that he wasn't going for a full word by word adaptation, and didn't quite seem to expect a perfect adaptation as you seemed to imply.

That said, he was still a dick about pointing that out, true to his form. (I mean that fairly unjudgementally, it is just the way he rolls, so I take it with a grain of salt)

florige
03-06-2009, 03:47 PM
:lol florige... wtf? hahahaha



What? I thought it was you dude.

Dr. Gonzo
03-07-2009, 01:29 AM
I lol'd

iOmvdeNa67E

Dr. Gonzo
03-07-2009, 01:39 AM
CMNry4PE93Y

Dr. Gonzo
03-07-2009, 01:41 AM
2BG4e1nbg8c

Dr. Gonzo
03-07-2009, 01:36 PM
Pretty much everywhere it's gonna be hot.

Then I don't need a jacket.

Dr. Gonzo
03-08-2009, 01:58 AM
hehehehehehehe

Spur-Addict
03-08-2009, 04:13 AM
Mariska Hargitay can rap. M.H Buttas

RandomGuy
03-08-2009, 03:21 PM
Back to reading....

I'm at the part about organization and implementation of automated and electronic libraries.

Oh and this fucking book I'm reading was written in '98 so it's way the fuck out dated.

I would be kinda pissed if I was paying for any college course that used such an outdated textbook for such a topic. WTF is up with the professor?

There is a balance between the book crooks who write new "versions" of their textbook just to keep you buying them every year, and actually updating some shit that needs updating.

Condemned 2 HelLA
03-08-2009, 09:46 PM
I saw a car in the parking lot of my local Best Buy today with a UTSA sticker on the window.
I LOL'd.

Condemned 2 HelLA
03-08-2009, 09:48 PM
Peroni Beer kicks ass, for the record.

CuckingFunt
03-08-2009, 09:50 PM
Sick, writing three papers, and I lost an hour? Fuck this weekend.

ashbeeigh
03-08-2009, 09:50 PM
I saw a car in the parking lot of my local Best Buy today with a UTSA sticker on the window.
I LOL'd.

Did you ask the driver what they thought about the football program?

CuckingFunt
03-08-2009, 09:51 PM
Also, I and all three of the girls I went with got hit on last night by a guy who apparently frequents the annual local productions of "The Vagina Monologues" in an attempt to pick up chicks. I thought this took douchetude to hilarious new heights.

Condemned 2 HelLA
03-08-2009, 10:03 PM
Did you ask the driver what they thought about the football program?

Sadly, the driver was not with the vehicle.
Should I have left a Post-It note and added "LOL" at the end of it?

ashbeeigh
03-08-2009, 11:00 PM
Sadly, the driver was not with the vehicle.
Should I have left a Post-It note and added "LOL" at the end of it?

"LOL-Love Concerned San Antonio Citizen" would have been nice

Jekka
03-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Sadly, the driver was not with the vehicle.
Should I have left a Post-It note and added "LOL" at the end of it?

I always keep Post-It notes in the car for reasons such as that. And for berating drivers with homophobic or misogynistic bumper stickers. Sometimes those people get a series of Post-Its that go all the way down the window. Very handy little things.

Condemned 2 HelLA
03-09-2009, 12:13 AM
"LOL-Love Concerned San Antonio Citizen" would have been nice


I always keep Post-It notes in the car for reasons such as that. And for berating drivers with homophobic or misogynistic bumper stickers. Sometimes those people get a series of Post-Its that go all the way down the window. Very handy little things.

I'll keep all of this in mind for the next time.
Thank you both for the suggestions!
:toast

ashbeeigh
03-09-2009, 09:35 AM
fuck this time change bullshit. And screw coming to work an hour early.

Dr. Gonzo
03-09-2009, 10:03 AM
But you get out of work an hour early.

ashbeeigh
03-09-2009, 10:17 AM
But you get out of work an hour early.

I'd rather sleep then leave an hour early.

mrsmaalox
03-09-2009, 10:55 AM
I always keep Post-It notes in the car for reasons such as that. And for berating drivers with homophobic or misogynistic bumper stickers. Sometimes those people get a series of Post-Its that go all the way down the window. Very handy little things.

Wow. What a fascinating life you lead!

manufor3
03-09-2009, 09:16 PM
Wow. What a fascinating life you lead!

:lol:lol:lol

batman2883
03-10-2009, 04:28 PM
I wanna rock!!!!

CuckingFunt
03-11-2009, 03:01 PM
Fuck being sick.

Spur-Addict
03-11-2009, 03:46 PM
Still sick Funt? Damn, you gotta work on that shit. It has been like a week already. Sleep, vitamin C, do somethin'.

CuckingFunt
03-11-2009, 05:56 PM
Still sick Funt? Damn, you gotta work on that shit. It has been like a week already. Sleep, vitamin C, do somethin'.

It's been since Sunday.

Thing that sucks is that I really don't feel that bad, but I've got a wicked fever so I'm all weak and achy. I couldn't miss my class this morning so I went and being in class was fine, but walking up the hills/stairs was rough. I thought I was going to collapse by the time I got to the second floor classroom.

batman2883
03-11-2009, 05:59 PM
it's been since sunday.

Thing that sucks is that i really don't feel that bad, but i've got a wicked fever so i'm all weak and achy. I couldn't miss my class this morning so i went and being in class was fine, but walking up the hills/stairs was rough. I thought i was going to collapse by the time i got to the second floor classroom.

cry me a river

CuckingFunt
03-11-2009, 06:01 PM
cry me a river

I'm not really the crying type, sorry.

ashbeeigh
03-11-2009, 06:02 PM
This last hour of work always sucks. And it should be when I am the most productive.

CuckingFunt
03-11-2009, 06:03 PM
This last hour of work always sucks. And it should be when I am the most productive.


cry me a river

Spur-Addict
03-11-2009, 06:15 PM
:lol

Silver21_Black20
03-12-2009, 09:55 AM
Fuck the rain!

Fuck the cold!

batman2883
03-12-2009, 09:59 AM
Shut up sb geez

CuckingFunt
03-12-2009, 12:18 PM
Shut up sb geez


cry me a river

batman2883
03-12-2009, 02:00 PM
Cry me a river

mrsmaalox
03-12-2009, 02:00 PM
Geez louise, my ankles are cold! I suppose this is a reason I should buy some socks....

batman2883
03-12-2009, 02:03 PM
geez louise, my ankles are cold! I suppose this is a reason i should buy some socks....

cry me a river

Viva Las Espuelas
03-12-2009, 02:05 PM
Geez louise, my ankles are cold! I suppose this is a reason I should buy some socks....
or not shave your ankles more than twice a week.

mrsmaalox
03-12-2009, 02:27 PM
cry me a river

Oh I know, I'm such a crybaby :depressed

mrsmaalox
03-12-2009, 02:29 PM
or not shave your ankles more than twice a week.

Wouldn't work, my ankles are not very hairy!!

ORION
03-12-2009, 03:34 PM
Geez louise, my ankles are cold! I suppose this is a reason I should buy some socks....
Might be from your diabetic neuropathy.

mrsmaalox
03-12-2009, 03:50 PM
Might be from your diabetic neuropathy.

You think? I thought it was from not owning socks!

batman2883
03-12-2009, 03:51 PM
holy shit gay ass orion is here

RashoFan
03-14-2009, 05:21 PM
'sup bitches...

RashoFan
03-15-2009, 01:10 AM
"Candygram for Mongo"
"Candygram for Mongo"

Spur-Addict
03-15-2009, 01:14 AM
"Candygram for Mongo"
"Candygram for Mongo"

So, you're the TV star everyone is talking about?

Hello, nice to meet ya.

RashoFan
03-15-2009, 03:04 PM
Fucking hell...why does everybody watch Fox Fing news at nine?
Whassup Spur Addict.

RashoFan
03-15-2009, 03:23 PM
Damn, I just found the thread...Thanks Ash.
Found the video on KABB...thanks MM.
I famous now....anyone want to buy my autograph? I may have to bring out the old bunkergear photo and sign that...$10 a pop...who wants one?

mardigan
03-15-2009, 03:25 PM
Damn, I just found the thread...Thanks Ash.
Found the video on KABB...thanks MM.
I famous now....anyone want to buy my autograph? I may have to bring out the old bunkergear photo and sign that...$10 a pop...who wants one?

I'll give you 8

RashoFan
03-15-2009, 04:52 PM
I'll accept that offer ONLY because it is Rasho's number.... :lol

Spur-Addict
03-16-2009, 12:12 AM
Sign me up for one.

ShoogarBear
03-16-2009, 07:39 AM
Idiots.

ORION
03-16-2009, 07:52 AM
Idiots.

Tell me about it..

peewee's lovechild
03-16-2009, 08:59 AM
I may have to bring out the old bunkergear photo and sign that...$10 a pop...who wants one?

I'm in.

mrsmaalox
03-16-2009, 09:08 AM
Fucking hell...why does everybody watch Fox Fing news at nine?
Whassup Spur Addict.

Haven't you heard? At 9 it's news, at 10 it's history! :)

ashbeeigh
03-16-2009, 09:09 AM
Damn, I just found the thread...Thanks Ash.
Found the video on KABB...thanks MM.
I famous now....anyone want to buy my autograph? I may have to bring out the old bunkergear photo and sign that...$10 a pop...who wants one?

I'll just be your agent. Thanks.

ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 09:10 AM
Ash I didnt angry text you, arent you proud of me?

ashbeeigh
03-16-2009, 09:32 AM
Ash I didnt angry text you, arent you proud of me?

Yes. Yes I am. I actually forgot about my cell phone completely this weekend. I missed a few phone calls. Whoops.

Who did you angry text? That girl you started a thread about?

I. Hustle
03-16-2009, 09:51 AM
blurt

ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 09:54 AM
Yes. Yes I am. I actually forgot about my cell phone completely this weekend. I missed a few phone calls. Whoops.

Who did you angry text? That girl you started a thread about?

No I dont have her number anymore. I didnt angry text anyone but I did drunk dial a few people lmao. Speaking of that girl she sent me a message on myspace wondering why she wasnt on my friends list anymore LMAO.

ashbeeigh
03-16-2009, 10:06 AM
Speaking of that girl she sent me a message on myspace wondering why she wasnt on my friends list anymore LMAO.

What a dumb bitch.

ATRAIN
03-16-2009, 10:11 AM
What a dumb bitch.

yeah she asked my buddy if he had told me anything (which he said no of course lmao). Should I just let her see that it has been "read" or should I reply to her and say yes I deleted your whore ass!!"?

ashbeeigh
03-16-2009, 10:13 AM
yeah she asked my buddy if he had told me anything (which he said no of course lmao). Should I just let her see that it has been "read" or should I reply to her and say yes I deleted your whore ass!!"?

I'd just ignore it. She'll get the hint, at some point. She doesn't have to know that you two talked about it.

jman3000
03-16-2009, 11:29 AM
big deal. when i was 8 i met president clinton at kelly afb... he shook my hand and said "work hard, because children are the future of the world" ... or something to that effect.

when they interviewed me on KENS i said "he said i was the future of the world" ... the pussy has been flowing in ever since.

jman3000
03-16-2009, 11:34 AM
so ashbeeigh and atrain are fucking?

jman3000
03-16-2009, 11:35 AM
and atrain joins the ever growing club of men who've used and abused ash's snatch.

Condemned 2 HelLA
03-16-2009, 11:38 AM
and atrain joins the ever growing club of men who've used and abused ash's snatch.

Are you trying to say that ash is going to wind up like maalox in the future?

batman2883
03-16-2009, 11:39 AM
blame it on the al a a a alcohol

jman3000
03-16-2009, 11:41 AM
I'm not privy to the circumstances involved with Maalox's huge vagina.

All I know is that Ashbeeigh is on the fast track to being able to double fist her vag without lube.

ashbeeigh
03-16-2009, 11:55 AM
:lmao oh my god.

CuckingFunt
03-16-2009, 12:10 PM
I thought we had an agreement that there would be no conversations in here about ashbeeigh's potential sex life?

ORION
03-16-2009, 01:00 PM
blame it on the al a a a alcohol

Don't blame the alcohol because you woke up nake with 2 dudes in your bed

peewee's lovechild
03-16-2009, 03:38 PM
Orion is a fag.

ORION
03-16-2009, 03:40 PM
Orion is a fag.

just because I had sex with your mother and let you watch doesn't make me a fag

peewee's lovechild
03-16-2009, 03:46 PM
just because I had sex with your mother and let you watch doesn't make me a fag

That wasn't my mother, that was ATRAIN in a dress.

Did you think his cock was just an accessory?

CuckingFunt
03-16-2009, 03:47 PM
That wasn't my mother, that was ATRAIN in a dress.

Did you think his cock was just an accessory?

Maybe it was easy to overlook?

ORION
03-16-2009, 03:49 PM
That wasn't my mother, that was ATRAIN in a dress.

Did you think his cock was just an accessory?

I am positive that was a vagina

CuckingFunt
03-16-2009, 03:51 PM
I have to leave in a couple of minutes to go have a root canal. I'm finding it hard to make myself get ready.

ashbeeigh
03-16-2009, 03:55 PM
I have to leave in a couple of minutes to go have a root canal. I'm finding it hard to make myself get ready.

:wow I hope you feel better after it happens! Get some ice cream after a while and go to bed! Is it Spring Break?

peewee's lovechild
03-16-2009, 03:56 PM
I am positive that was a vagina

So, you just thought that his cock was a really big clitoris?

Oh, and asshole isn't the same as snatch.

CuckingFunt
03-16-2009, 03:56 PM
:wow I hope you feel better after it happens! Get some ice cream after a while and go to bed! Is it Spring Break?

Yep.

florige
03-16-2009, 03:59 PM
:wow I hope you feel better after it happens! Get some ice cream after a while and go to bed! Is it Spring Break?



Ice Cream after that?

Viva Las Espuelas
03-16-2009, 04:03 PM
I have to leave in a couple of minutes to go have a root canal. I'm finding it hard to make myself get ready.
just think of exposed nerves millimeters away from a sharp drill and the smell of enamel. enjoy yourself.

ORION
03-16-2009, 04:13 PM
So, you just thought that his cock was a really big clitoris?

Oh, and asshole isn't the same as snatch.

no it was your mom because I just took the nose plugs off and it smells like a sack full of assholes

batman2883
03-16-2009, 04:19 PM
Orion is a fag.

this is evident