Free Quattro Razor (19)

[mrsmaalox]

12 years ago since I graduated HS. :lol I have pretty much have paid off all my major bills. I have to make a run at the FBI now. But you need a degree to become a agent.

12 yrs isn't that bad. Still it's gonna take some getting used to. It's good you don't have a wife/kids so you can really concentrate on getting through it. You'll make it easily. And the FBI will be lucky to get you :toast

[florige]

12 yrs isn't that bad. Still it's gonna take some getting used to. It's good you don't have a wife/kids so you can really concentrate on getting through it. You'll make it easily. And the FBI will be lucky to get you :toast



Thanks MM! Hopefully they will feel that way too. lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://j.photos.cx/CreepyStrobinBusey-b1b.gif

[ORION]

You have to think playing B-ball.
Shows what you know ... Or don't know.

[Spur-Addict]

I woke up to discover a strange liquid on my dining room carpet. I think it's booze, i'm not so sure though.

[SpursStalker]

lol

Hey, we are moving too.. so you won't be able to stalk my house anyway. In about 2-3 months, we are moving to Hill Country Village.

Not far from me ...

Holler if you need any help.

:D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I work hard for my money ;)work?

[mrsmaalox]

work?

:ihit You know you couldn't do what I do!

[ATRAIN]

:ihit You know you couldn't do what I do!

couldn't or wouldn't?

[mrsmaalox]

couldn't or wouldn't?

He's a man, so it's "couldn't"

[ATRAIN]

He's a man, so it's "couldn't"

its prob wouldnt as well you dirty hooker

[mrsmaalox]

its prob wouldnt as well you dirty hooker

Damn I wish I was a hooker!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:ihit You know you couldn't do what I do!sleep all day? :wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

sleep all day? :wakeup

Now, how could I sleep and post on here all day? :rolleyes

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Now, how could I sleep and post on here all day? :rolleyes
uh, when you're not posting you're sleeping? :wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

uh, when you're not posting you're sleeping? :wakeup

I believe I have clarified my actual sleep schedule to you on previous occasions, so just shut up now!

[ashbeeigh]

I'm pretty sure that picture that Steven posted gave me a seizure. Thanks. Back to the neurologist.

Doctor: "Why are you here?"

Me: "Some crazy picture online..I think I had a small seizure from it."

Doctor: "Oh?"

Me: "Yeah."

Doctor: "Okay..here's some more drugs. See you in a year."

That's usually how the conversation goes.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Do you really have seizures?

[ORION]

Do you really have seizures?

Orale! Linda Blair !

[CuckingFunt]

Turns out my Trucks transmission needs to be replaced!!!! I think im car shopping this weekend.

How did you manage to kill the transmission on a six-year-old car?

[ashbeeigh]

Do you really have seizures?

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115844

That will give you the answer.

[ashbeeigh]

But j/k about the neurologist bit. I'm not going until January *knock on wood*

That was heavy on the flashing lights,though. But I can always disable pictures. No reason to stop you from posting the crazy pictures.

[ashbeeigh]

Where are my tacos? My co-workers were going to bring me back some tacos for lunch and they aren't back yet!

Damn them and their slowness.

[CuckingFunt]

I woke up to discover a strange liquid on my dining room carpet. I think it's booze, i'm not so sure though.

It's cum.

Or vomit.

Or vomited cum.

[ashbeeigh]

yes! Tacos!

[mrsmaalox]

No one ever brings me tacos:depressed

[ORION]

Boats and Hoes

[ashbeeigh]

No one ever brings me tacos:depressed

That's because there aren't any good taco places by richers!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm pretty sure that picture that Steven posted gave me a seizure. Thanks. Back to the neurologist.

Doctor: "Why are you here?"

Me: "Some crazy picture online..I think I had a small seizure from it."

Doctor: "Oh?"

Me: "Yeah."

Doctor: "Okay..here's some more drugs. See you in a year."

That's usually how the conversation goes.

hopefully you can shake out of that situation soon.

[Spur-Addict]

It's cum.

Or vomit.

Or vomited cum.

I'm just going to go out on a limb and assume it beongs to you.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm just going to go out on a limb and assume it beongs to you.

I'm pretty sure I was in California last night.

[Dr. Gonzo]

But j/k about the neurologist bit. I'm not going until January *knock on wood*

That was heavy on the flashing lights,though. But I can always disable pictures. No reason to stop you from posting the crazy pictures.

So I should just send you a bunch PMs with those types of seizure enducing pictures?

[Silver21_Black20]

So I should just send you a bunch PMs with those types of seizure enducing pictures?

You PM ashbeeigh?

[Kori Ellis]

You PM ashbeeigh?

Grounds for divorce?

[Silver21_Black20]

Grounds for divorce?

Quite possibly.

[Kori Ellis]

Quite possibly.

How's married life for you so far? Is he behaving?

[ORION]

You PM ashbeeigh?

Uh ... He is doing it for me.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yeah, I'm doing it for ORION.

[Silver21_Black20]

How's married life for you so far? Is he behaving?

We were pretty much married already with living together, joint checking and paying bills and such I just now have a very nice ring to wear. :) And he is behaving nicely, I couldn't have asked for anyone better.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm her dream man.

lol

[Kori Ellis]

We were pretty much married already with living together, joint checking and paying bills and such I just now have a very nice ring to wear. :) And he is behaving nicely, I couldn't have asked for anyone better.

Good! Let me know if you ever need me to yell at him for anything :)

[timvp]

I remember back when I used to like midge.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm scared of Kori. I don't want to get yelled at.

[Kori Ellis]

I'm her dream man.

lol

:lol Yeah, you better wake up and thank God (and her) everyday! :)

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm her dream man.

lol

I wouldn't go that far. You just grew on me. :p:

[Dr. Gonzo]

I remember back when I used to like midge.

midge was alright for a 10 week period.

[timvp]

midge was alright for a 10 week period.

Bloody well right.

[Silver21_Black20]

Good! Let me know if you ever need me to yell at him for anything :)

Oh I will!

Thanks.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wouldn't go that far. You just grew on me. :p:
like mold?

[ashbeeigh]

So I should just send you a bunch PMs with those types of seizure enducing pictures?

just let me know before hand so I can turn off pics. thnx.

[ashbeeigh]

Thank you for the nice e-mail yesterday Kori. It was the only nice work related e-mail I got yesterday. The rest were nasty organizers yelling at me.

[Kori Ellis]

Thank you for the nice e-mail yesterday Kori. It was the only nice work related e-mail I got yesterday. The rest were nasty organizers yelling at me.

You're welcome. That Twitter/Fashion post is doing awesome. Thanks.

[ShoogarBear]

We were pretty much married already with living together, joint checking and paying bills and such I just now have a very nice ring to wear. :) And he is behaving nicely, I couldn't have asked for anyone better.

You could have, but you were feeling charitable.

[Trainwreck2100]

Do you really have seizures?

who here doesn't have seis m,dfvkm,dfkdfkldfgfksxclcdklvklsdfkjxsnx m v fbl

[florige]

How did you manage to kill the transmission on a six-year-old car?

[Summers]

It's cum.

Or vomit.

Or vomited cum.

Ew. I almost vomited just reading that.

[Summers]

How did you manage to kill the transmission on a six-year-old car?

:nerd Oh, me, me, me. I know, I know! It starts by not being tired enough to stop in Kansas on your way home from visiting family in Wyoming and then refusing to spend the night in that shithole of a state north of the Red River, all the while ignoring that weird vibration. Luckily for us, when our car came to a sudden grinding halt on the interstate, it was very early in the morning and nobody rear-ended us, and the lovely people of Burleson took us in, fed us, let us use their phones, and found us a used transmission for $900 by noon.

[jman3000]

Orlando pissed me off so much. I don't think I've ever been mad at a non-Spurs game like I was yesterday.

[to21]

It kinda felt like I was watching a spurs game with all the missed free throws.

:pctoss

[jman3000]

Tim would have made 1/2.

Book it.

[to21]

Tim would have made 1/2.

Book it.Yup.

That's all the dumb big ass goof had to do.....make one damn free throw.

[ATRAIN]

How did you manage to kill the transmission on a six-year-old car?

by driving the fuck out of it

[ashbeeigh]

I think a half healthy Spurs team could have blocked at least one of those Fischer threes...and won. It was one of the worst overtime games ever. A total waste of staying up late.

[ATRAIN]

I remember back when I used to like midge.

I never liked him but he was better than this Steven character.

[ATRAIN]

Im getting my new truck tomm, FUCK YES!!

[Melmart1]

I am surprised ATRAIN's car failed for mechanical reasons, I figured it would be for a road rage incident.

[ATRAIN]

I am surprised ATRAIN's car failed for mechanical reasons, I figured it would be for a road rage incident.

im sure thats how I fucked up the transmission, oh yeah and getting stuck in the mud prob didnt help. Not to worry the truck im getting tomm is a 4x4.

[Melmart1]

If you would just get off the roids you wouldn't have to worry about this type of thing.

[ashbeeigh]

Speaking of road rage... I'm surprised I wasn't killed by road rage today on Culebra. I took an extra five seconds to turn on to Zarzamora by the Shrine of the Little Flower and some guy on my right was yelling at me in Spanish. Was like "Sorry dude." The construction there is never ending.

[ATRAIN]

If you would just get off the roids you wouldn't have to worry about this type of thing.

whats the fun in that

[Melmart1]

Some fuckers stole my blog post and put it up on their site as their own. ASSHOLES!

[Melmart1]

And then they linked it on Twitter, too. How can a supposedly "reputable" site so blatantly steal. I mean, they didn't even TRY to change anything. Not a single word.

[jman3000]

how do you "drive the fuck" out of a vehicle?

I probably put over 2000 miles a month on my car and it runs great.

Maybe you just suck at maintaining your vehicle.

[ORION]

Some fuckers stole my blog post and put it up on their site as their own. ASSHOLES!
Did you get that thing I sent you...

[ashbeeigh]

Some fuckers stole my blog post and put it up on their site as their own. ASSHOLES!

someone did the same thing to me a while back..well the same topic. I was so pissed. Oh well. Shit happens.

[Melmart1]

Did you get that thing I sent you...

You are one sick fucker. I am too pissed right now to laugh as hard as I should have at that. :wow

[Melmart1]

someone did the same thing to me a while back..well the same topic. I was so pissed. Oh well. Shit happens.

This is verbatim. The only thing they left off was the last line about MY twitter account. I am trying to find out who to contact about this. It is only a matter of time before they steal other stuff, too.

[florige]

I think a half healthy Spurs team could have blocked at least one of those Fischer threes...and won. It was one of the worst overtime games ever. A total waste of staying up late.



Ash who the heck is Fischer?

[ashbeeigh]

Ash who the heck is Fischer?

darnit. Fisher. Derek fucking Fisher.

[ORION]

You are one sick fucker. I am too pissed right now to laugh as hard as I should have at that. :wow
Well ok but that was pretty damn hilarious but I can't figure out if the female was cleaning off the male afterwards

[ashbeeigh]

This is verbatim. The only thing they left off was the last line about MY twitter account. I am trying to find out who to contact about this. It is only a matter of time before they steal other stuff, too.

Yeah, only a matter of time. What a fucking load of shit. Seriously. Wow. I'm sorry, Mel. I mean, when I "steal" ideas I at least say "so and so said this..." :bang

[florige]

Atrain how many miles on your Tahoe?

[Melmart1]

Yeah, only a matter of time. What a fucking load of shit. Seriously. Wow. I'm sorry, Mel. I mean, when I "steal" ideas I at least say "so and so said this..." :bang

HAHAH, they took it down already. I emailed them and then posted in the comments with a link to my site. No response to my email, but they took it down, yay! Score one for Mel!

[florige]

darnit. Fisher. Derek fucking Fisher.



I REALLY hate that asshole!!

[ashbeeigh]

HAHAH, they took it down already. I emailed them and then posted in the comments with a link to my site. No response to my email, but they took it down, yay! Score one for Mel!

How did you find it? The internet is huge...I bet the didn't expect you to find it.

[florige]

How did you find it? The internet is huge...I bet the didn't expect you to find it.


Because Mel is a badass like that Ash!

[ATRAIN]

atrain how many miles on your tahoe?

150000

[Melmart1]

How did you find it? The internet is huge...I bet the didn't expect you to find it.

Because I follow them (iGoSA) on Twitter, and they sent out a tweet linking to it. When I saw it, I freaked out. Bunch of fucking theives!

[Melmart1]

Because Mel is a badass like that Ash!

That, and I know how to use technology, haha. :lol

[florige]

150000



meh thats about right for that year.

[ATRAIN]

meh thats about right for that year.

yeah what I am getting is bad ass, ill send you pics when I by it.

[mrsmaalox]

yeah what I am getting is bad ass, ill send you pics when I by it.

What are you buying? My Expedition is getting up there too, I just don't want to put any money into it.

[Melmart1]

I'm hungry. Should I go with the easy sandwich or indian food? Hmmm ...

[mrsmaalox]

Sandwiches are probably the best food ever!

[Melmart1]

Sandwiches are probably the best food ever!

I dunno about best, but they rank up there.

[florige]

What are you buying? My Expedition is getting up there too, I just don't want to put any money into it.



Come up off that money Richer!! :lol

[Melmart1]

Matlock is gonna buy a Caddy!

[mrsmaalox]

Come up off that money Richer!! :lol

Yea I wish. Believe me the money tree is drying up, I'll be job hunting before the end of the year!

[florige]

yeah what I am getting is bad ass, ill send you pics when I by it.



Alright. Those damn trucks burn to much gas for me.

[samikeyp]

Matlock is gonna buy a Caddy!

With one of those windshield length rear-view mirrors to go along with her huge black plastic sunglasses that cover half her face. :)

[ATRAIN]

What are you buying? My Expedition is getting up there too, I just don't want to put any money into it.

2010 Tundra 4x4 with flex fuel capabilities. Has a suspension package and has some kick ass power.

[ATRAIN]

Alright. Those damn trucks burn to much gas for me.

im already used to it

[florige]

2010 Tundra 4x4 with flex fuel capabilities. Has a suspension package and has some kick ass power.



What are you gonna do with your Tahoe?

[ATRAIN]

What are you gonna do with your Tahoe?

Sell it

[Melmart1]

With one of those windshield length rear-view mirrors to go along with her huge black plastic sunglasses that cover half her face. :)

I wonder if the color will be blue, like her hair.

[mrsmaalox]

With one of those windshield length rear-view mirrors to go along with her huge black plastic sunglasses that cover half her face. :)

And I'll also have to get one of those padded covers for my steering wheel, to ease the strain of my constant "death grip"!! LOL

[samikeyp]

I wonder if the color will be blue, like her hair.

No more of a dull gray. But it will look sharp pulling into Jim's for the early bird special.

[Melmart1]

Why does a single guy who doesn't haul anything need a truck that big?

Oh wait ... to carry his harem of MySpace hoes.

[ashbeeigh]

Because I follow them (iGoSA) on Twitter, and they sent out a tweet linking to it. When I saw it, I freaked out. Bunch of fucking theives!

That's the sleaziest thing ever. That was the only way I would find anyone picking up any of my posts. Gah!

[ATRAIN]

Why does a single guy who doesn't haul anything need a truck that big?

Oh wait ... to carry his harem of MySpace hoes.

And how do you know I dont haul anything? I could explain why im getting that truck but last I checked I dont need to explain SHIT to you.

[samikeyp]

How many hoes is in a harem?

Question.

[Melmart1]

And how do you know I dont haul anything? I could explain why im getting that truck but last I checked I dont need to explain SHIT to you.

It was a rhetorical question, asshole.

[mrsmaalox]

2010 Tundra 4x4 with flex fuel capabilities. Has a suspension package and has some kick ass power.

:wow Man that is quite a machine!! No more GM for you :D Actually I've never heard of anyone with a GM truck that hasn't needed a transmission after 6-7 years. Ford is about 7 years I think. Like mine :(

[ATRAIN]

:wow Man that is quite a machine!! No more GM for you :D Actually I've never heard of anyone with a GM truck that hasn't needed a transmission after 6-7 years. Ford is about 7 years I think. Like mine :(

Yeah its a fucking beast and Im getting a good deal. I test drove it yesterday and FUCK it was amazing. I was going to originally going to get a Tacoma but that bitch was too small. I suppose its cause im used to all the room I had with the Tahoe. The moment I sat in the Tacoma I was like FUCK THIS, plus the Tundra was only 3 grand more. Its a pretty truck, ill take pictures and email you and flo some when I get it.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah its a fucking beast and Im getting a good deal. I test drove it yesterday and FUCK it was amazing. I was going to originally going to get a Tacoma but that bitch was too small. I suppose its cause im used to all the room I had with the Tahoe. The moment I sat in the Tacoma I was like FUCK THIS, plus the Tundra was only 3 grand more. Its a pretty truck, ill take pictures and email you and flo some when I get it.

Cool. You can even take me for a ride! But I won't be part of no harem :nope

[Viva Las Espuelas]

sushi. YUM

[ATRAIN]

Cool. You can even take me for a ride! But I won't be part of no harem :nope

only if you promise not to take me for one lol.....whore!!

[ATRAIN]

sushi. YUM

fucker

[ATRAIN]

It was a rhetorical question, asshole.

yeah yeah go fuck a goat

[Viva Las Espuelas]

fucker
this isn't mine, but it's a pic from the place. salmon roll and 6 pieces of nigiri. 3 salmon. 2 fatty tuna and 1 yellowtail. mmmmm
http://donnaaries.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/img_2317.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

only if you promise not to take me for one lol.....whore!!

Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.....

[ATRAIN]

this isn't mine, but it's a pic from the place. salmon roll and 6 pieces of nigiri. 3 salmon. 2 fatty tuna and 1 yellowtail. mmmmm
http://donnaaries.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/img_2317.jpg

I still havent had sushi since I have been craving it. That looks fucking good too. Im gonna try to hit up my fav spot next week.

[ATRAIN]

Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.....

lol

[Melmart1]

yeah yeah go fuck a goat

You're the kinky one, mr. distribution list.

[ATRAIN]

You're the kinky one, mr. distribution list.

thats a line from a movie pendeja

[florige]

I think I'm going to go buy GTA4, play a few minutes and go to sleep.

[Melmart1]

thats a line from a movie pendeja

Why is the first movie quote you think of include sex with barnyard animals? There are millions of movies in existence, and you pick the one with goat porn references.

[ATRAIN]

Why is the first movie quote you think of include sex with barnyard animals? There are millions of movies in existence, and you pick the one with goat porn references.

If you look up what movie its from then you will know why I chose that one.

[Melmart1]

If you look up what movie its from then you will know why I chose that one.

I don't need to look it up, I will just assume you have an affinity for things with cloven hooves. Which I think is a sign of the devil, btw.

[florige]

I don't need to look it up, I will just assume you have an affinity for things with cloven hooves. Which I think is a sign of the devil, btw.



Hey Mel your Rangers kicking ass still?

[ATRAIN]

I don't need to look it up, I will just assume you have an affinity for things with cloven hooves. Which I think is a sign of the devil, btw.

dont be scared to look up what movie its from, can someone help her out here

[CuckingFunt]

You're the kinky one, mr. distribution list.

I was on the distribution list for a while. I was underwhelmed.

[Melmart1]

Hey Mel your Rangers kicking ass still?

Yeah, still in first by 4.5 games. Went 3-3 through Bos/NYY on the road so can't ask for more than that right now. Injuries worry me but overall they are doing better than anyone thought they would this year.

Sorry about your O's.

[ATRAIN]

I was on the distribution list for a while. I was underwhelmed.

Yeah there wasnt anything out of the ordinary there except for maybe that one girl that freaked me out.

[Melmart1]

I was on the distribution list for a while. I was underwhelmed.

I was never on the list, but was always curious what was so great about it that people wanted to be on the list.

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah there wasnt anything out of the ordinary there except for maybe that one girl that freaked me out.

Ah yes, the uterus punch :lol

[ATRAIN]

I was never on the list, but was always curious what was so great about it that people wanted to be on the list.

You heard some of those stories anyways.

[ATRAIN]

Ah yes, the uterus punch :lol

FUCK you and VIVA have great fucking memories. Now I know who not to tell stories that I want forgotten lol.

[florige]

Yeah, still in first by 4.5 games. Went 3-3 through Bos/NYY on the road so can't ask for more than that right now. Injuries worry me but overall they are doing better than anyone thought they would this year.

Sorry about your O's.




Mel I am hoping and praying that Wieters isn't going to turn out as the biggest bust since Glenn Davis.....:depressed

[Melmart1]

Mel I am hoping and praying that Wieters isn't going to turn out as the biggest bust since Glenn Davis.....:depressed

Dude, you gotta give him time. I think I read somewhere that it takes 850 big league AB's to determine what a true career average and projection for a player will be. He is nowhere near that.

[mrsmaalox]

FUCK you and VIVA have great fucking memories. Now I know who not to tell stories that I want forgotten lol.

Actually I had forgotten it, but Viva reminded me of it recently, I don't know why :lol

[ATRAIN]

Actually I had forgotten it, but Viva reminded me of it recently, I don't know why :lol

wtf..........hahah im glad to hear im the topic of discussion when im not around lol

[Melmart1]

Hey ORION ... my brother is sending my nephew to Bible Camp.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ... the world really is coming to an end.

[mrsmaalox]

wtf..........hahah im glad to hear im the topic of discussion when im not around lol

Yes, we were discussing psycho motherfuckers!!! :lol

[Melmart1]

Oh, and ashbeeigh ... thanks for commiserating with me earlier. Perhaps you have to be a paid blogger to understand how upsetting stolen content can be. The guy wrote to me and said it was an error of an RSS test they are doing. Sounds like BS to me, but whatever. At least it is gone.

[florige]

Dude, you gotta give him time. I think I read somewhere that it takes 850 big league AB's to determine what a true career average and projection for a player will be. He is nowhere near that.


Shit, Longoria came up last year tearing shit up! But I know what you are saying.

[florige]

Orion has never sent me a damn thing?!?

[Melmart1]

Shit, Longoria came up last year tearing shit up! But I know what you are saying.

Longoria also had extra time on the farm even after he was major-league ready. You don't think Weiters was called up a little early?

[florige]

Longoria also had extra time on the farm even after he was major-league ready. You don't think Weiters was called up a little early?



Yeah, probaby a little. You would have kept him down there this season too? I saw him in person and he is a big fucker!

[Melmart1]

Yeah, probaby a little. You would have kept him down there this season too? I saw him in person and he is a big fucker!

A little time in AAA wouldn't hurt. I was actually a bit surprised when I heard he had been called up. Just seemed a little rushed to me.

[Melmart1]

Orion has never sent me a damn thing?!?

Did you ask him to? Just ask nicely. It's some funny shit.

[Melmart1]

I am sure all the baseball talk is boring everyone else to death. Next topic ... uh ... um ...

[CuckingFunt]

So, wait, the email I have from ORION right now is monkey porn?

[florige]

Did you ask him to? Just ask nicely. It's some funny shit.



Orion is cool. I want to see those women at his job. lol

[ORION]

Hey ORION ... my brother is sending my nephew to Bible Camp.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ... the world really is coming to an end.
How old is your nephew? If he only knew what dad was like.

[CuckingFunt]

Next topic ... uh ... um ...

Shoes!!

[Melmart1]

Orion is cool. I want to see those women at his job. lol

I still think these are mythical wimmens that he makes up.

[florige]

So, wait, the email I have from ORION right now is monkey porn?



Steven got a huge kick out of it. So I'm guessing you might not want to watch while eating.. lol

[Melmart1]

How old is your nephew? If he only knew what dad was like.

Actually, it's my sister's kid. I shoulda specified. But yeah, his sons don't know what he used to be like. The Slore!

[florige]

Shoes!!



Just don't bring up you know who for the love of God!!!

[ORION]

So, wait, the email I have from ORION right now is monkey porn?

Don't judge. Just look at it. It's just plain funny.

[ATRAIN]

Just don't bring up you know who for the love of God!!!

who?

[Melmart1]

Shoes!!

:makeout

[CuckingFunt]

Just don't bring up you know who for the love of God!!!

Your Statham hate is amusing.

[Melmart1]

Damn, I forgot florige hates Jason Statham. Lost some serious brownie points there.

[florige]

who?


Your Statham hate is amusing.

[Melmart1]

I should replace the Rangers-Orioles scoreboard in my sig with Jason Statham. I wonder which one flo would hate more.

[ORION]

Orion is cool. I want to see those women at his job. lol
No you don't. I don't think you could handle it. I'm a professional and I can barely handle it.

[florige]

I should replace the Rangers-Orioles scoreboard in my sig with Jason Statham. I wonder which one flo would hate more.



Asshole Statham without a fucking doubt!!!!

[ORION]

Actually, it's my sister's kid. I shoulda specified. But yeah, his sons don't know what he used to be like. The Slore!
I want to know what event in his life caused him to be like this. Did he go to jail or almost die ?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know if I would laugh quite so obnoxiously if monkeys started fucking on the hood of my car.

[ORION]

Damn, I forgot florige hates Jason Statham. Lost some serious brownie points there.
He does have an awesome first name.

[CuckingFunt]

I should replace the Rangers-Orioles scoreboard in my sig with Jason Statham. I wonder which one flo would hate more.

If you need a picture, let me know. I've got some good ones.

[Melmart1]

He does have an awesome first name.

So does Mr. Vorhees.

[Melmart1]

I don't know if I would laugh quite so obnoxiously if monkeys started fucking on the hood of my car.

They did sound a bit hyena-like.

[florige]

If you need a picture, let me know. I've got some good ones.



I thought you and Mel were my friends?

[ATRAIN]

Your Statham hate is amusing.

LMAO

Hey funt did you see death race? Are you going to see Crank 2?

[ORION]

I don't know if I would laugh quite so obnoxiously if monkeys started fucking on the hood of my car.

Oh sorry I didn't know that was your car. Look, it is funny and you can laugh. The way it went down was classic.

[ORION]

Orion is cool. I want to see those women at his job. lol
Send me your email and I'll send it to you

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Actually I had forgotten it, but Viva reminded me of it recently, I don't know why :lol


wtf..........hahah im glad to hear im the topic of discussion when im not around lol

hell i brought it up in here a couple of days ago. i know. it goes with age. :wakeup

[CuckingFunt]

LMAO

Hey funt did you see death race? Are you going to see Crank 2?

Of course I saw Death Race. I own it.

I wanted to see Crank 2 in theaters but didn't have the time, so I'll be waiting for DVD on that one.

[ORION]

So does Mr. Vorhees.
Do you know how many times people ask if I am that guy from the scary movies?

[Melmart1]

Do you know how many times people ask if I am that guy from the scary movies?

Well, you do look a bit homicidal ...

[florige]

Send me your email and I'll send it to you



[email protected]

[florige]

Hey Mel can you hoop?

[ORION]

Well, you do look a bit homicidal ...
I have more of the white looking good guy but still mexican look. I have used it to my advantage to get me in the front door of many places.

[Melmart1]

Hey Mel can you hoop?

I prefer to watch basketball, not participate.

[Melmart1]

I prefer to watch basketball, not participate.

Unless it is Sandra and Funt guarding me ... then I would choose to participate :eyebrows

[ORION]

[email protected]

Ok sent

[CuckingFunt]

Do you know how many times people ask if I am that guy from the scary movies?

Seriously? I would think your name was common enough to avoid those kinds of jokes.

[florige]

Unless it is Sandra and Funt guarding me ... then I would choose to participate :eyebrows



I told you Funt is my responsibilty on the court.

[florige]

Ok sent



Thanks O!

[CuckingFunt]

Unless it is Sandra and Funt guarding me ... then I would choose to participate :eyebrows

The potential for personal fouls is off the charts.

[Melmart1]

Man, I want to take a nap but my landlord's two yippy dogs won't shutup.

[ATRAIN]

Unless it is Sandra and Funt guarding me ... then I would choose to participate :eyebrows

:rolleyes

[ORION]

Seriously? I would think your name was common enough to avoid those kinds of jokes.
Not when I lived in San Antonio because I never ran into anyone with the same name but since I moved out to New Braunfels it is every where.

[Melmart1]

The potential for personal fouls is off the charts.

Flagrant!

[Melmart1]

:rolleyes

Like, omigod, he totally rolled his eyes at me!

[ORION]

Thanks O!
Well?

[Melmart1]

Well?

Damn, eager beaver. Let him watch it first.

[florige]

Well?



Hold on let me check it.

[ATRAIN]

Like, omigod, he totally rolled his eyes at me!

glad your paying attention

[Melmart1]

glad your paying attention

It's hard not to ignore drama queens when they are busy having a hissy.

[florige]

Hey O I didn't get anything?

[samikeyp]

Unless it is Sandra and Funt guarding me ... then I would choose to participate :eyebrows

Now that's when I want to watch. :)


Not that I would be allowed to. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

glad your paying attention

Awwww... is wittle ATWAIN jealous?

[ORION]

Damn, eager beaver. Let him watch it first.

Oh I get it. It would be funnier if it were beavers instead of monkeys.

[ATRAIN]

It's hard not to ignore drama queens when they are busy having a hissy.

Drama queen how the fuck do you figure? Having a hissy, give me a fucking break.

[Silver21_Black20]

150000


meh thats about right for that year.

I had a '99 with 67,000 miles.

[ATRAIN]

Awwww... is wittle ATWAIN jealous?

Nah you can have her

[ORION]

Hey O I didn't get anything?
Dude I sent it. Check your spam bucket.

[florige]

Awwww... is wittle ATWAIN jealous?



I'm jealous because she said she is guarding you and not me!

[Melmart1]

Oh I get it. It would be funnier if it were beavers instead of monkeys.

I think that monkey's beaver was getting a nice drilling. So there was technically both in that clip.

[ATRAIN]

I had a '99 with 67,000 miles.

DAMN was that just in town driving?

[florige]

Dude I sent it. Check your spam bucket.



ok. lol

[Melmart1]

Nah you can have her

Like she needed your permission.

[ashbeeigh]

I had a '99 with 67,000 miles.

my Jetta has close to 68,000 and it's an '04.

[Melmart1]

I'm jealous because she said she is guarding you and not me!

We might be able to make an arrangement ...

[Silver21_Black20]

DAMN was that just in town driving?

Yea. I had no life back in high school and college, that's why the car had few miles on it. Only took it out of town a hand full of times.

[ATRAIN]

Like she needed your permission.

I wasnt giving permission

[ATRAIN]

Yea. I had no life back in high school and college, that's why the car had few miles on it. Only took it out of town a hand full of times.

Thats pretty good, did you sell it or trade it in?

[Melmart1]

Damn, my mom asked me to sign the nephews up for a day study bible school thing awhile back, and I used my email since she doesn't have one. Now I am getting emails from their Church. Holy Roller email alert!

[florige]

Thats pretty good, did you sell it or trade it in?



Sandra has that badass Accord!

[samikeyp]

Damn, my mom asked me to sign the nephews up for a day study bible school thing awhile back, and I used my email since she doesn't have one. Now I am getting emails from their Church. Holy Roller email alert!

Jesus has your email!

[ORION]

I think that monkey's beaver was getting a nice drilling. So there was technically both in that clip.

Touche...

[Melmart1]

jesus has your email!

wwje?

[florige]

Oh I get it. It would be funnier if it were beavers instead of monkeys.



I don't see it for some reason. Alright try this one.


[email protected]

[samikeyp]

wwje?

Vatican spam.

[CuckingFunt]

Jesus has your email!

I bet he sends monkey porn, too.

[Melmart1]

Vatican spam.

Haha, there was an old joke my grandpa used to tell me about the Pope and the Dallas Cowboys, but there are gestures so you have to see it in person. Still, I wonder if they have jokes like that they forward.

[Melmart1]

I bet he sends monkey porn, too.

Monkeys are God's creatures too. Just as long as you realize we didn't descend from them, but instead from Adam and Eve, meaning we are all inbreds.

[Silver21_Black20]

Thats pretty good, did you sell it or trade it in?

I sold it.


Sandra has that badass Accord!

I love my car.

[Melmart1]

ATWAIN ... haha, I don't know why this makes me laugh.

[Melmart1]

Hmmm ... I think the dogs have stopped barking ... now may be my window.

[ATRAIN]

ATWAIN ... haha, I don't know why this makes me laugh.

thats because your a dumb cunt

[ORION]

I don't see it for some reason. Alright try this one.


[email protected]

Ok sent

[CuckingFunt]

thats because your a dumb cunt

Seriously, what's your deal?

[samikeyp]

thats because your a dumb cunt

I sense....tension.

[ORION]

I sense....tension.

Its so quiet you can hear a mouse fart....

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, and ashbeeigh ... thanks for commiserating with me earlier.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1926299/2/istockphoto_1926299_hell_finally_freezes_over.jpg

[Wilson]

.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Seriously, what's your deal?

Don't mess with him. He is training at boxing and ju jitsu.

[Carl]

So, wait, the email I have from ORION right now is monkey porn?
I thought we were done with the monkey porn? No we are not...no we are not

[Melmart1]

Wow, I leave for a few minutes and get called a dumb cunt. That is invading on peewee territory. Congratulations on that.

[samikeyp]

Wow, I leave for a few minutes and get called a dumb cunt. That is invading on peewee territory. Congratulations on that.

See what happens when you leave? :lol

[Melmart1]

See what happens when you leave? :lol

Well I can't be here to babysit and calm down the drama queens all the time.

[samikeyp]

Well I can't be here to babysit and calm down the drama queens all the time.

Well, there is that.

[ORION]

I bet flo is watching that video on a loop

[ShoogarBear]

ORION is e-mailing monkey sex videos?

Congrats on finally getting your webcam working. :tu

[ORION]

ORION is e-mailing monkey sex videos?

Congrats on finally getting your webcam working. :tu

Don't be jealous that I didn't email it to you because I didn't think you would find it amusing. Now for talking shit I'm going to send it but you probably will never see it because you never check your email.