Free Quattro Razor (19)

[peewee's lovechild]

no it was your mom because I just took the nose plugs off and it smells like a sack full of assholes

:lmao:lmao

You're still a fag.

[batman2883]

I need to piss something fierce!!!

[batman2883]

:lmao:lmao

you're still a fag.

peewee has your number orion

[ORION]

peewee has your number orion

Shut up ! Before I fry up some mecco and put it in your bill millers tea

[batman2883]

Shut up ! Before I fry up some mecco and put it in your bill millers tea

i dont like bill millers tea

[CuckingFunt]

I have to leave in a couple of minutes to go have a root canal. I'm finding it hard to make myself get ready.

That wasn't so bad. I'm kind of a pussy for being nervous.

[ORION]

Shut up ! Before I fry up some mecco and put it in your bill millers tea


i dont like bill millers tea

but you like the fried mecco...

[ORION]

That wasn't so bad. I'm kind of a pussy for being nervous.

when you came to was the first thing you saw is the dentist zipping up his pants?

[CuckingFunt]

when you came to was the first thing you saw is the dentist zipping up his pants?

I was never out. He used novocaine, not nitrous.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Who did dookie in the urinal, mmkay?"

[peewee's lovechild]

Novocaine is an underrated movie.

[CuckingFunt]

Novocaine is an underrated movie.

I had someone trying to talk to me when I watched that one so I was kind of distracted, but I remember wanting to like it more than I actually did.

[CuckingFunt]

"Okay. When I tell you to crank it, you go ahead and do whatever it is people do when they're told to do that."

[to21]

That wasn't so bad. I'm kind of a pussy for being nervous.I didn't hurt when you got drilled?

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't hurt when you got drilled?

Nope. Not at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nope. Not at all.

Did you get drilled hard?

[CuckingFunt]

Did you get drilled hard?

Not really. He was gentle.

[maricha]

but the question you must ask yourself:
did you get the service you were paying for?
:lol

[angel_luv]

This morning, I had a nightmare right before waking up to come to work.

I dreamed I was one of the older kids of the mom of the octuplets.

But it was extra weird because the dad in my dream was the dad from that TLC show about the Duggar family- 18 kids and counting.

I can't imagine living in a household with that many kids. Every meal would be such a production. The house would never ever be quiet. And I would probably never be anywhere alone.

The nightmare was not scary but was super stressful. I was so glad to wake up from it.

[batman2883]

back the fuck up antonio!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Ash I didnt angry text you, arent you proud of me?

you're one lucky bastard after last nights shenanigans. You probably should have received an angry text, but didn't.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

you're one lucky bastard after last nights shenanigans. You probably should have received an angry text, but didn't.

So ash is up to shenanigans?
I call shenanigans.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ash is as dirty whore.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So who's going to AdultCon this weekend?

[peewee's lovechild]

So who's going to AdultCon this weekend?

I have an AdultCon everyday in my pants.

[RandomGuy]

That wasn't so bad. I'm kind of a pussy for being nervous.

Vicadin will make you feel that way. Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Never had any, but I am told it is quite... effective at making pain go away.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have an AdultCon everyday in my pants.

That was probably so much more information than anyone ever needed or wanted to know!
:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Vicadin will make you feel that way. Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Never had any, but I am told it is quite... effective at making pain go away.


Mmmmmmmmmm . . . . vicodin.

That stuff is just heaven sometimes.

I wasted so much money on Vic. It was somewhat of an addiction for me.

[RandomGuy]

That was probably so much more information than anyone ever needed or wanted to know!
:lol

I've got more information than you need.... right here in my pants.


Heh, that is the running joke between my wife and I whenever she is looking for some small object, like her car keys. That schtick never gets old. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

That was probably so much more information than anyone ever needed or wanted to know!
:lol

I had an AdultCon in my pants when all those pictures of the 24 hotties were being posted on the 24 thread.

[mrsmaalox]

I've got more information than you need.... right here in my pants.


Heh, that is the running joke between my wife and I whenever she is looking for some small object, like her car keys. That schtick never gets old. :lol

It never gets old for you.... It cracks me up how guys can laugh at the same lame thing over and over :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

It never gets old for you.... It cracks me up how guys can laugh at the same lame thing over and over :lol

Like when we laugh at your sagging tits.

[peewee's lovechild]

That never gets old.

[CuckingFunt]

Vicadin will make you feel that way. Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Never had any, but I am told it is quite... effective at making pain go away.

I have Vicodin and was actually kind of looking forward to taking it, but it wasn't even necessary. Couple Advil as the novocaine wore off and I was good to go.

[CuckingFunt]

That was probably so much more information than anyone ever needed or wanted to know!
:lol

Just be happy peewee doesn't have your phone number.

[CuckingFunt]

Like when we laugh at your sagging tits.

Mel and I laugh at that, too. It's not just a guy thing.

[mrsmaalox]

Mel and I laugh at that, too. It's not just a guy thing.

Of course, how silly of me. It's a bull dyke thing too!

[CuckingFunt]

Of course, how silly of me. It's a bull dyke thing too!

I'm not a dyke.

I'm only half dyke.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not a dyke.

I'm only half dyke.

But, you are full of shit.

[to21]

(__o__)(__o__) <-----Saggy tits on tha' flo', on tha' flo'.

[CuckingFunt]

But, you are full of shit.

Only sometimes.

[ashbeeigh]

fucking tax bullshit. People are so stupid sometimes. Word to the wise: know how your name is spelled on your social security card.

[batman2883]

Okay so on the movie hook, instead of saying remember, tink tells the lost boys they have to help him bangarang....wth!?!?!? Does that mean remember?

[batman2883]

(__o__)(__o__) <-----saggy tits on tha' flo', on tha' flo'.

i see those as two womens butts

[batman2883]

only sometimes.

cry me a river

[CuckingFunt]

Okay so on the movie hook, instead of saying remember, tink tells the lost boys they have to help him bangarang....wth!?!?!? Does that mean remember?

Cry me a river.

[batman2883]

Cry me a river.


cry me a river

[CuckingFunt]

cry me a river

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7483/tearsn.jpg

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http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6338/charleyriveratyukon1.jpg

[batman2883]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7483/tearsn.jpg

+

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6338/charleyriveratyukon1.jpg


touche

[ORION]

touche

You got served!

[batman2883]

Served?

[Kori Ellis]

Enter this giveaway for a Flip Cam - http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120083

Thanks.

[TheTruth]

Please kori, no spam in the Quattro!

:smokin

[batman2883]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[SpursStalker]

Wake me when it's over ...

:sleep

[peewee's lovechild]

"I give in to sin, because I like to practice what I preach."

[IronMexican]

What a bunch of bull. This stupid girl is trying to say the kid she is pregnant with was mine. How can I be hitting it for 3 months, you be 5 months pregnant, and that kid be mine? I wish I never even boned her now.

[SpursStalker]

TGIFF ...

:downspin:

[ORION]

What a bunch of bull. This stupid girl is trying to say the kid she is pregnant with was mine. How can I be hitting it for 3 months, you be 5 months pregnant, and that kid be mine? I wish I never even boned her now.

It's not yours. It's PeeWee's

[ashbeeigh]

Quattro trimmer... http://www.splendicity.com/articles/schick-quattro-trim-style/

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Now ash is in here trying to push her trim on everybody?

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not yours. It's PeeWee's

Not Again!!!

[ORION]

Cobra Ki ! No Mercy !

[peewee's lovechild]

Sweep the leg!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Get him a body bag!
YEAH!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Whatever happened to The Iron Sheik?

[ORION]

Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything

No Mercy ...

[ORION]

Whatever happened to The Iron Sheik?

he had ties to Al Qaeda and is currently being held for questioning

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Whatever happened to The Iron Sheik?

I think he's a manager of a cell phone store out here in the San Fernando Valley.
Either that or what ORION said.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Win, lose, no matter.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Close eye.

[CuckingFunt]

Now ash is in here trying to push her trim on everybody?

Eeeewwwwwwww.

[samikeyp]

If done right, no can defense.

[peewee's lovechild]

Were Andre the Giant and The Iron Sheik ever friends?

[CuckingFunt]

I thought I was going to get some ass on my vacation, but now it's not looking that way. This is most distressing.

[ORION]

I think he's a manager of a cell phone store out here in the San Fernando Valley.
Either that or what ORION said.

I'm sporting my ATHF shirt at work today

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm sporting my ATHF shirt at work today

Is this just a Carl-styled wife beater that you have deemed your ATHF shirt or is there an actual ATHF design on the shirt?

[ORION]

Is this just a Carl-styled wife beater that you have deemed your ATHF shirt or is there an actual ATHF design on the shirt?

Just took this picture

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8148/img00227e.th.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Just took this picture

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8148/img00227e.th.jpg

Hold on a second here:
you can take a picture of your ATHF shirt, but yet you can't get any pix of all the outrageous boobage you claim runs wild throughout your office all day every day?!??
Prioritize, for fuck's sake!

[ORION]

Hold on a second here:
you can take a picture of your ATHF shirt, but yet you can't get any pix of all the outrageous boobage you claim runs wild throughout your office all day every day?!??
Prioritize, for fuck's sake!

:lol
They block a lot of websites and imagine shack was one of them. I guess they opened it up, but the problem is my phone. Its loud

[CuckingFunt]

Hold on a second here:
you can take a picture of your ATHF shirt, but yet you can't get any pix of all the outrageous boobage you claim runs wild throughout your office all day every day?!??
Prioritize, for fuck's sake!

This.

[ORION]

we are having a potluck and this fucking guy is cutting the bread with his pocket knife

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

we are having a potluck and this fucking guy is cutting the bread with his pocket knife

With all the potlucks you have at your office, when does any actual work get done?

[mrsmaalox]

we are having a potluck and this fucking guy is cutting the bread with his pocket knife

Great. It's probably the pocket knife that he cleaned under his fingernails with this morning.

[ORION]

With all the potlucks you have at your office, when does any actual work get done?

I don't know. It just happens.

[ORION]

Great. It's probably the pocket knife that he cleaned under his fingernails with this morning.

No, he is a redneck so he probably gutted a deer last night with it

[mrsmaalox]

No, he is a redneck so he probably gutted a deer last night with it

Well that's better cuz he probably wiped it off on his camo pants

[peewee's lovechild]

We had a potluck last week and I refused to participate.

[peewee's lovechild]

Some people were acting like I had killed the Pope.

[CuckingFunt]

Some people were acting like I had killed the Pope.

Did you try to eat the food that was there without bringing your own? If so, bad form.

[ORION]

Did you try to eat the food that was there without bringing your own? If so, bad form.

:lol
I was going to say the same thing. I do that all the time. I always get away with either drinks or plates

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you try to eat the food that was there without bringing your own? If so, bad form.

Nah, I just didn't participate at all.

One lady looked at me like I had just raped her grandmother.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol
I was going to say the same thing. I do that all the time. I always get away with either drinks or plates

Last time I brought plates.

I bought the cheapest shit too.
Most people spent over $15 on the stuff they brought. I spent $5.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Last time I brought plates.

I bought the cheapest shit too.
Most people spent over $15 on the stuff they brought. I spent $5.

That's why nobody likes you.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt90/Wes878/roman-catholic-church-pope-religion.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

Nah, I just didn't participate at all.

One lady looked at me like I had just raped her grandmother.

Your reputation precedes you.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l198/nate-grey00/Memes/1177715572993.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i wish i could find the video of the pope when that dancer was, of course, dancing in front of him while the pope is "blessing" him with those silly hand gestures. i couldn't believe it wasn't doctored. funniest things i've seen.

[PopeJohnPaulII]

i wish i could find the video of the pope when that dancer was, of course, dancing in front of him while the pope is "blessing" him with those silly hand gestures. i couldn't believe it wasn't doctored. funniest things i've seen.

http://www.iwantamonkey.com/images/popebreakdance.jpg

This is the only picture I have of this my Son.

[PopeJohnPaulII]

Boogity boogity boo!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://www.iwantamonkey.com/images/popebreakdance.jpg

This is the only picture I have of this my Son.
pictures does it no justice. i want the video.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's why nobody likes you.

I'm actually okay with that.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm actually okay with that.

Is that why you are always crying about it?

[peewee's lovechild]

Is that why you are always crying about it?

I'm relatively okay with it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think you are putting up a front. I don't think you are okay with it at all. I know you sit home at night and pout about how unfairly you are treated and how you wished you were the "cock of the walk" here at the library. Don't lie. You lie, don't lie.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Anyone have a picture of the Pope, or, as he was referred to after someone got all butt hurt about it, "the little man in the pointy hat" from that episode of Ren & Stimpy?
Boy, that Frank Zappa was quite an actor.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/kevinmayle/RenStimpy.jpg

[ORION]

Is that why you are always crying about it?


I'm relatively okay with it.

:lol:lol:lol

[ORION]

I think you are putting up a front. I don't think you are okay with it at all. I know you sit home at night and pout about how unfairly you are treated and how you wished you were the "cock of the walk" here at the library. Don't lie. You lie, don't lie.

And he has all his dolls lined up on the bed pretending he is the boss and yelling at them "On the internet AGAIN!!" "I don't pay you for that"

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/kevinmayle/RenStimpy.jpg

Cool! I love "Nurse Stimpy" and "Space Madness". I have the series but I can't find it :(

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you are putting up a front. I don't think you are okay with it at all. I know you sit home at night and pout about how unfairly you are treated and how you wished you were the "cock of the walk" here at the library. Don't lie. You lie, don't lie.

:lmao:lmao

Cock of the walk!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

And he has all his dolls lined up on the bed pretending he is the boss and yelling at them "On the internet AGAIN!!" "I don't pay you for that"

:lmao:lmao

I've sodomized those dolls.

[ORION]

come on guys let's tell ghost stories...

[peewee's lovechild]

come on guys let's tell ghost stories...

Like the one you told me where the ghost raped you and you ended up falling in love with it at the end?

That had me on the verge of tears.

[ORION]

Like the one you told me where the ghost raped you and you ended up falling in love with it at the end?

That had me on the verge of tears.

No, I remembered that was your mom and she was just all twisted up in the sheets and her moans sounded like a ghost. Sorry I didn’t update you on that. I feel kind of silly now thinking she was a ghost. I should have realized ghosts don’t fart.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, I remembered that was your mom and she was just all twisted up in the sheets and her moans sounded like a ghost. Sorry I didn’t update you on that. I feel kind of silly now thinking she was a ghost. I should have realized ghosts don’t fart.

:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

pockets ain't empty cuz

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think I have a headache. I'm not sure yet.

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/SSPX0030.jpg

[ORION]

I'm not tired

[CuckingFunt]

I think I have a headache. I'm not sure yet.

I've found that a good test is to put a big pot over your head, like a big pasta pot or something, and whack it really hard a few times with a metal ladle.

[ORION]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/SSPX0030.jpg

I see ghostly shutters in that picture

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not tired

Nor am I. Bored off my ass, though.

Visiting family always reminds me why I left this city a couple years ago.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I see ghostly shutters in that picture

That picture was in the hotel room I stayed at this past weekend. It scared me. I pissed my panties.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Greatest rap lyrics ever...

Man I brought dick suckin Annie Mae
ass lickin Sandy Fae
Renee/Cherl and this here is Tanqueray

lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

What is required for a "nigga" to be "scandalous"?

[ORION]

What is required for a "nigga" to be "scandalous"?

they must have sex with an under age white girl

[ORION]

That picture was in the hotel room I stayed at this past weekend. It scared me. I pissed my panties.

You're naked !
Was that a real picture ? it does look creepy

[Dr. Gonzo]

Would doing this make him a "scandalous" "ass" "nigga"?

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/stripcrash2363616.gif

[ORION]

you're not the only one but you the best ____

[ORION]

Would doing this make him a "scandalous" "ass" "nigga"?

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/stripcrash2363616.gif

:rollin:rollin:lmao:lmao
holy shit that is funny. Him letting go of her hips and doing it on purpose makes it hilarious

[ORION]

Would doing this make him a "scandalous" "ass" "nigga"?

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/stripcrash2363616.gif

wait? ,,,,,MOM?????!!

[ORION]

fuck yeti fucking peguin bounce toss and sheetball

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

There's talk of a Rihanna/Chris Brown sex tape floating about.
Rumor has it that Rihanna is dressed up like a dominatrix in it as well.

[Trainwreck2100]

There's talk of a Rihanna/Chris Brown sex tape floating about.
Rumor has it that Rihanna is dressed up like a dominatrix in it as well.

so that shit was self defense

[Spur-Addict]

:lol@The flying lady.
--------------

I can see Rhi in a dom suit. I can also see myself on top of Rhi. Cheers to the imagination. :toast

[Dr. Gonzo]

I remember one time when the elevator tried to bring me down. I went crazy and punched a higher number. All was resolved. I was relieved.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I just made my digital imaging mid-term my bitch. I printed it out and fucked it. Hard.

[Jekka]

I just made my digital imaging mid-term my bitch. I printed it out and fucked it. Hard.

Awesome! I'm writing a paper on digital preservation this weekend, but I don't think I'm going to be making it my bitch. Standards and best practice policies suck.

[mrsmaalox]

Yesterday I saw Fabricio Oberto driving out of the parking lot at the AT&T Center. He smiled and waved at me :spin

[JudynTX]

Yesterday I saw Fabricio Oberto driving out of the parking lot at the AT&T Center. He smiled and waved at me :spin

Did you tell him to trim that beard? :lol

[to21]

Did you tell him to trim that beard? :lolShe asked if he wanted some trim.

He was waving for her to get away.

[mrsmaalox]

She asked if he wanted some trim.

He was waving for her to get away.

:ihit

[Dr. Gonzo]

QGs6tfRmEQk

[mrsmaalox]

I also saw Manu drive past but he did not acknowledge me :(

[Viva Las Espuelas]

5 minutes later, did you run into gervin having a steak dinner with robinson?

[mrsmaalox]

^^^Smartass

[ashbeeigh]

No, she saw beno eating breakfast tacos.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i think she may have cooked those tacos.

[Frenzy]

She asked if he wanted some trim.

He was waving for her to get away.

:lol

[florige]

There's talk of a Rihanna/Chris Brown sex tape floating about.
Rumor has it that Rihanna is dressed up like a dominatrix in it as well.




Meh. Get at me when there are talks of a Christina Milian sex tape floating around out there.

[Spur-Addict]

5 minutes later, did you run into gervin having a steak dinner with robinson?

:lol

Yes yes, Pop made a brief appearance and provided the wine for this diner. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck homework.

[Spur-Addict]

Fuck homework.

What is Anatomy?

[CuckingFunt]

What is Anatomy?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5300/fryseewhatyoudidtheren.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

She asked if he wanted some trim.

He was waving for her to get away.


5 minutes later, did you run into gervin having a steak dinner with robinson?


No, she saw beno eating breakfast tacos.


i think she may have cooked those tacos.


:lol


:lol

Yes yes, Pop made a brief appearance and provided the wine for this diner. :lol

Haters!! :grim:

[batman2883]

I said a hip hop
a hibby to the hibby
said the hip hip hop
you dont stop the rock
to the bang bang boogie
said the up jump boogie
to the rythem of the boogie da beat

[peewee's lovechild]

Meh. Get at me when there are talks of a Christina Milian sex tape floating around out there.

That whore probably has dozens of them.

[batman2883]

Viva la resistance!!!

[batman2883]

that whore probably has dozens of them.

whore's are everywhere.......

[Dr. Gonzo]

I believe this is the single greatest interview done by a lead singer of a band. Eldon "El Duce" Hoke from The Mentors gave this gem.

WALLY GEORGE: How do you describe your music?
EL DUCE: Well, it's "rape rock".
WALLY GEORGE: Are you trying to tell me, you little pervert, that you go along with and encourage rape?
EL DUCE: Only peaceful rape.
WALLY GEORGE: What do you mean "peaceful rape"?
EL DUCE: Well, when she's passed out on drugs......
AUDIENCE MEMBER: I wanna know what you are trying to contribute to society.
EL DUCE: Well, I'll tell ya. A bunch of illiterate children. Children without a father.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

peewee should've included El Duce, Sickie Wifebeater and Dr. Heathen Scum on his poll of "Greatest American Songwriters".
Steven, have you tried turning him onto the Mentors yet?

[Dr. Gonzo]

He's a pussy. He listens to gay ass folk type shit all the time. One day he listened to Fleetwood Mac all day.

[peewee's lovechild]

He's a pussy. He listens to gay ass folk type shit all the time. One day he listened to Fleetwood Mac all day.

It fucking rocked!!

[jman3000]

I talked a girl into taking a break from her husband yesterday. Score one for the good guys.

[jman3000]

I might have a cyst under my lower lip. It's probably just the root of a pimple that never went away... but I'm seeing the doctor just to make sure.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Are you sure it's not an infected herpes sore?

[jman3000]

I wish it were. It's not visible at all. It's a bump under the skin.

[Dr. Gonzo]

It could be a pimple.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I once thought I had a huge boil on my back and it turned out to be a huge pimple.

[peewee's lovechild]

I once thought I had a huge boil on my back and it turned out to be a huge pimple.

You also had scabies once.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yes I did.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Those fucking things itch like a mother fucker.

[Silver21_Black20]

Gross!

[Frenzy]

Anybody know who made or what the name of the thread is with the hitler movie where it is subtitled with some of ST forum members. My brother in law wanted to see it and i forgot the link and what not.

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3223585&postcount=17

I wonder if ATRAIN has sent him a friend request yet.

[jman3000]

So then she says, "I was looking at the cock (clock)"

haha... Freudian slip. Good times had by all.

[mrsmaalox]

Why, oh why, am I so hungry this morning??

[Spur-Addict]

whore's are everywhere.......

Yes, they are. I'd say they're an important part of society. There's a little bit of whore in alot of people. You probably interact with at least one whore a day (if you leave the house). When you're young, you can possibly kind of see who'll be a whore, even though you don't really know what a whore is yet.

Whores are Hors d'oeuvre's, not main courses. You'll witness the common mistake of individuals who aren't whores, making other whores the main dish. That's when you end up on Springer. Or, habitual interaction may land you at the clinic. In general, over indulgence in the whore bin is never good. Well, unless you're Hefner.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't actually know any whores.

[ashbeeigh]

I fucking hate people who waste my fax ribbon by sending me multiple faxes of the same document.


/soapbox for the day.

[ORION]

I fucking hate people who waste my fax ribbon by sending me multiple faxes of the same document.


/soapbox for the day.
Do you have a dot matrix printer too ?

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[Spur-Addict]

I don't actually know any whores.

That doesn't mean you haven't interacted with a whore, or whores. You should invest in whore radar.

http://www.stuffintheair.com/images/RadarWithCells.PNG

If this thread had sound, i'd place the sonar sound in here

[CuckingFunt]

That doesn't mean you haven't interacted with a whore, or whores. You should invest in whore radar.

I'd only be interested if I could simplify it and call it a Whoredar.

Also, I'm quite certain I've encountered whores. I briefly lived in Hollywood, after all. And of course there were the "fancy ladies" near my childhood apartment in San Francisco with whom I was so fascinated (they got to wear high heels all day every day which, at five years old, I thought was the very height of class and sophistication). I just don't personally know anyone who is a whore.

[Spur-Addict]

I'd only be interested if I could simplify it and call it a Whoredar.



:lol

------

Former classmates of mine were whores, and I knew them. I don't know if they're whores now, but they were then. They weren't the fee charging whores, just the free whores.

Which leads to the question: How many different types of whores are there?

http://twistedphysics.typepad.com/cocktail_party_physics/images/2008/08/16/pondering.jpg

Is it just two? hmm

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a built in Whoredar in my head.

[mrsmaalox]

I have a built in Whoredar in my head.

Riiight, it's in your head :rolleyes

[ORION]

I have a built in Whoredar in my head.

Yeah so when are you going to flip the switch from male to female ?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah so when are you going to flip the switch from male to female ?

That's why it goes off everytime I see your name.

I was wondering about that.

[ORION]

That's why it goes off everytime I see your name.

I was wondering about that.
So you're saying you're looking for male whores...

[peewee's lovechild]

So you're saying you're looking for male whores...

I find that they live very interesting lives.

I'm working on a documentary.

[jman3000]

Hey man... nice shot.

[JudynTX]

Memo:

To the person who just broke my wind chime on my office door!! :flipoff

You owe me another one damn it!

Frustrated in SA,
PS :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Memo:

To the person who just broke my wind chime on my office door!! :flipoff

You owe me another one damn it!

Frustrated in SA,
PS :lol

why in the hell do you put a wind chime indoors?
do you provide this wind?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey man... nice shot.
bud dwyer forever

[JudynTX]

why in the hell do you put a wind chime indoors?
do you provide this wind?

I use it so I can hear someone coming in if I'm in the back. It's not like I can install a doorbell. :lol

[SpursStalker]

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on



:lol

This was totally NOT related to ST ... so save the pm's for someone else.

[mrsmaalox]

I use it so I can hear someone coming in if I'm in the back. It's not like I can install a doorbell. :lol

Oooh that gave me a flashback of a guy I know who has an office with a little private area in the back!! Man, that was fun! :eyebrows

[Dr. Gonzo]

I find that they live very interesting lives.

I'm working on a documentary.

I don't think you can consider videotaping your sex with male whores a documentary.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't think you can consider videotaping your sex with male whores a documentary.

It is if you have a series of questions during or after said interaction.

[JudynTX]

Oooh that gave me a flashback of a guy I know who has an office with a little private area in the back!! Man, that was fun! :eyebrows

:hat There are so many hidden places where I work, a little fun could happen and no one would know.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cochinas!!!!!

[JudynTX]

Cochinas!!!!!

Don't be hatin!

[NFO]

:hat There are so many hidden places where I work, a little fun could happen and no one would know.

Have you cashed in on those "hidden places" during your tenure there?

Now we know why you ordered supplies from Office Depot rather than going there yourself :lol

[JudynTX]

Have you cashed in on those "hidden places" during your tenure there?

I plead the 5th. :D


Now we know why you ordered supplies from Office Depot rather than going there yourself :lol

The delivery guys for Office Depot aren't that hot. :td :lol

[NFO]

I plead the 5th. :D

Yeah yeah :lol




The delivery guys for Office Depot aren't that hot. :td :lol

I thought that is why you kept the flask of vodka in your desk drawer. :hat

[RashoFan]

mmm...cherry flavor vodka....

[CuckingFunt]

mmm...cherry flavor vodka....

Blackberry is better. As is vanilla.

I like vodka flavored vodka the best, though.

[samikeyp]

mmm...cherry flavor vodka....

:toast

[Spur-Addict]

I have a dark liquor preference, but clear will do.

[RashoFan]

I have vanilla vodka, but I am not that partial to it...anything good to mix it with?? Blackberry sounds good....I tried Raspberry before... it was ...meh.

[Spur-Addict]

If you like Carbonated beverages i'd say vanilla coke. (If they still make that) Or some vanilla flavored beverage.

I personally hate cabonated beverages with my liquor, so everthing is basically mixed with some sort of juice or tea.

[mrsmaalox]

If you like Carbonated beverages i'd say vanilla coke. (If they still make that) Or some vanilla flavored beverage.

I personally hate cabonated beverages with my liquor, so everthing is basically mixed with some sort of juice or tea.

Have you had citrus vodka with iced tea? I like that a lot. Citrus is the only flavored vodka I like, I like the citrus rum too.

[Spur-Addict]

Have you had citrus vodka with iced tea? I like that a lot. Citrus is the only flavored vodka I like, I like the citrus rum too.

I haven't actually. I often get dark liquor so I skip right over the vodka unless I, or someone else has a taste for it. I guess i'll have to try it out.

[mrsmaalox]

I haven't actually. I often get dark liquor so I skip right over the vodka unless I, or someone else has a taste for it. I guess i'll have to try it out.

I can only drink clear liquor. Dark liquor equals puke + headache for me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I can only drink clear liquor. Dark liquor equals puke + headache for me.how about creamy ones?

[Don Quixote]

I can only drink clear liquor. Dark liquor equals puke + headache for me.

Are you drinking the whole bottle?? Sheesh!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

uh oh.

[mrsmaalox]

how about creamy ones? :p:


Are you drinking the whole bottle?? Sheesh!I really don't drink very much. Just one dark drink will make me feel ill.

[Spur-Addict]

Dark liquor can transform any night into a historic evening.

[CuckingFunt]

If you like Carbonated beverages i'd say vanilla coke. (If they still make that) Or some vanilla flavored beverage.

Close. The real trick is to mix it with regular Pepsi or Coke and make your own vanilla cola.

Bacardi Limon is good the same way.

[CuckingFunt]

There is a commercial for Dove soap that shows two chicks under a black light after showering with different types of soap. No matter what, every time I see that commercial, my brain doesn't hear "scum" correctly. I always think the chick is saying that regular soap leaves and extra layer of cum on your skin.

[Spur-Addict]

I hate how the DMV never answers the phone. So, to be an asshole, I called for ten minutes straight. I don't care if they somehow muted it. After the ten minute call, I called back several times and only let it ring for thirty seconds after I got past the automated guy.

[Spur-Addict]

That sounds like my kind of commercial. Do you picture yourself between them? A little, day dream with a CuckingFunt sandwich?

[CuckingFunt]

That sounds like my kind of commercial. Do you picture yourself between them? A little, day dream with a CuckingFunt sandwich?

I'm too distracted by wondering why someone would make/sell cum soap.

[Spur-Addict]

Cum Soap, the orgasm that lasts on you for a few hours. Selling the smell of sex seems profitable. Selling a lubricated smell and feel of sex, the mandatory porn star ejaculatory, will go over very well with the extreme sex enthusiasts.

[SpursStalker]

I'm not feeling the love from peewee today ....

:depressed

[Spur-Addict]

Don't worry, I have enough love to take care of you as well.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not feeling the love from peewee today ....

:depressed

Have you sent him the nudes yet?

[SpursStalker]

Have you sent him the nudes yet?

Nope ... I think that's why he's pissed and not talking to me

Oh well ...

:lol

[SpursStalker]

Don't worry, I have enough love to take care of you as well.

Really?

Sup?

:D

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not feeling the love from peewee today ....

:depressed

It's because he's busy feeling his own "love".

[SpursStalker]

It's because he's busy feeling his own "love".

He's male and you know what that means.

:lol :rolleyes

[peewee's lovechild]

It's because he's busy feeling his own "love".

I jacked off three times already.

[ashbeeigh]

fuck. One of my co-workers just got mad at me for not checking his e-mail. What? "Everyone knows I don't use that e-mail. They'll realize it when I don't respond."

[mrsmaalox]

It's because he's busy feeling his own "love".


I jacked off three times already.

See? I told you...

[SpursStalker]

See? I told you...

You were right ... I've dumped him as a friend.

:lol

[Spur-Addict]

Really?

Sup?

:D

Yes really.

I'm good, very, very good. Although i'm not one that enjoys the habitual "fancy tease". I'm not going to continuously stroke you verbally just for the sake of verbal stroking.

But ah, I can stroke better than most.

[florige]

I'm not feeling the love from peewee today ....

:depressed



Are you sure you know what you are asking for? lol

[SpursStalker]

Are you sure you know what you are asking for? lol

I've changed my mind ....

:lol

[SpursStalker]

Yes really.

I'm good, very, very good. Although i'm not one that enjoys the habitual "fancy tease". I'm not going to continuously stroke you verbally just for the sake of verbal stroking.

But ah, I can stroke better than most.

Cool ...

I'm not into verbal stroking either

:D

[Spur-Addict]

Then what are you into?

[SpursStalker]

Then what are you into?

Bondage and midget porn ...

:lol

*wink*

[Spur-Addict]

:lmao

Bondage I can swing but um, (........) i'll have to consult a physician before doing anything with a midget.









(At what height is someone officially a midget?)

[SpursStalker]

:lmao

Bondage I can swing but um, (........) i'll have to consult a physician before doing anything with a midget.









(At what height is someone officially a midget?)

I dunno ...

I'm only 5'4 so I suppose anything less than that?

:lol

[Spur-Addict]

I dunno ...

I'm only 5'4 so I suppose anything less than that?

:lol

That works, we only have about a foot or so of difference in height. You won't have to bend your neck too much. Unless if that's the kind of thing you're into.

:D

[SpursStalker]

That works, we only have about a foot or so of difference in height. You won't have to bend your neck too much. Unless if that's the kind of thing you're into.

:D

Depends on what I'm bending for ... :D

Oh and you are over the age of 35 right?