Free Quattro Razor (19)

[Spur-Addict]

Depends on what I'm bending for ... :D

Oh and you are over the age of 35 right?

35? Why would you want a man over thirty five? If a younger man has suitable mental abilities, coupled with superior physical abilities, why should his age matter?

It isn't as though I cannot walk into a store and purchase a bottle, or vote etc. It's up to you if you desire something fresh, fit, competent and experienced all at the same time.

[SpursStalker]

35? Why would you want a man over thirty five? If a younger man has suitable mental abilities, coupled with superior physical abilities, why should his age matter?

It isn't as though I cannot walk into a store and purchase a bottle, or vote etc. It's up to you if you desire something fresh, fit, competent and experienced all at the same time.

Oooooooooo great points ....

:ttiwwp:

[florige]

That works, we only have about a foot or so of difference in height. You won't have to bend your neck too much. Unless if that's the kind of thing you're into.

:D


Sorry to interrupt here but I'm sure you mean an inch right? lol

[CuckingFunt]

Coffee is heaven.

[Spur-Addict]

Oooooooooo great points ....

:ttiwwp:


I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Of course I don't share with everyone on the board, so certainly this thread isn't going to be the grounds for such actions by me.



Sorry to interrupt here but I'm sure you mean an inch right? lol

Not at all sir. I stand at roughly 6'5. My weight fluctuates between 245-255 but I visit the steel weekly, so it's good weight.

[jman3000]

I need to poop.

[SpursStalker]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Of course I don't share with everyone on the board, so certainly this thread isn't going to be the grounds for such actions by me.

I'll be more than happy to show you mine ...

Privately :D



Not at all sir. I stand at roughly 6'5. My weight fluctuates between 245-255 but I visit the steel weekly, so it's good weight.

6'5? Really???

*Swoon*

[florige]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Of course I don't share with everyone on the board, so certainly this thread isn't going to be the grounds for such actions by me.




Not at all sir. I stand at roughly 6'5. My weight fluctuates between 245-255 but I visit the steel weekly, so it's good weight.



I stand corrected sir. Again sorry to interrupt, lol

[CuckingFunt]

I'll be more than happy to show you mine ...

Privately :D

This is going to throw peewee into a fit of jealous rage. Be warned.

[Spur-Addict]

I'll be more than happy to show you mine ...

Privately :D



Well, for the moment I must leave, but i'm sure we can work something out in the near future.

[SpursStalker]

This is going to throw peewee into a fit of jealous rage. Be warned.

Fuck him ... he had his chance.

:lol

[SpursStalker]

Well, for the moment I must leave, but i'm sure we can work something out in the near future.

I'm sure we can ...

Talk to ya later.

:D

[peewee's weewee]

I'm not feeling the love from peewee today ....

:depressed

I'm trying, but I only have so much girth!

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm trying, but I only have so much girth!

:lol:lol:lol

Pinche Mel.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is going to throw peewee into a fit of jealous rage. Be warned.


Fuck him ... he had his chance.

:lol


My heart is broken.

Whatever shall I do?

[batman2883]

my heart is broken.

Whatever shall i do?

rofl!!!!!! Rofl rofl rofl rofl!!!!!

[SpursStalker]

My heart is broken.

Whatever shall I do?

:sleep

[peewee's weewee]

:sleep

The start of the animation on your avatar looks like an asscrack. I would like to insert me some me into it. You game?

[peewee's lovechild]

The start of the animation on your avatar looks like an asscrack. I would like to insert me some me into it. You game?

It would get lost in that ass crack.

[SpursStalker]

It would get lost in that ass crack.

What did I do to you?

[peewee's weewee]

What did I do to you?

That's just it, you ain't done shit to me yet. Now bend over, time for me to go superman on your ass.

[SpursStalker]

That's just it, you ain't done shit to me yet. Now bend over, time for me to go superman on your ass.

Fuck off already ...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Fuck off already ...
man, youre a feisty one

[peewee's lovechild]

That's just it, you ain't done shit to me yet. Now bend over, time for me to go superman on your ass.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Pinche Mel.

"superman on your ass"

:lol:lol

[SpursStalker]

man, youre a feisty one

If you only knew ...

:D

[florige]

What did I do to you?


Fuck off already ...




PW doesn't mean any harm SS. lol

[CuckingFunt]

I'm trying, but I only have so much girth!

I've missed this troll.

[CuckingFunt]

I've been killing this place a lot lately. Feels like old times.

[Melmart1]

I've been killing this place a lot lately. Feels like old times.

Thats pretty much the only thing that feels like old times in here. :depressed

[CuckingFunt]

Thats pretty much the only thing that feels like old times in here. :depressed

I know. It's very sad.

[Melmart1]

I know. It's very sad.

I don't like these SpursStalker or PandaSpur characters. They are lame. I mean, it only took two troll posts to get SS's ire going. At that rate, she will have a stroke within a week if she stays in the Quattro.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't like these SpursStalker or PandaSpur characters. They are lame. I mean, it only took two troll posts to get SS's ire going. At that rate, she will have a stroke within a week if she stays in the Quattro.

Sadly, that's probably not the case anymore. This thread has lost almost all of its hostility.

[Melmart1]

Sadly, that's probably not the case anymore. This thread has lost almost all of its hostility.

So what do you guys talk about in here, then? I am not going back to read all the past posts.

[CuckingFunt]

So what do you guys talk about in here, then? I am not going back to read all the past posts.

Nothing, really. It's become like the Twitter thread.

[Spur-Addict]

You'll shoot your eye out.

[Melmart1]

Nothing, really. It's become like the Twitter thread.

Hmmm ... I'll have to stop by tomorrow and inject some old school into here. I'm gonna get medieval quattro on their ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Hmmm ... I'll have to stop by tomorrow and inject some old school into here. I'm gonna get medieval quattro on their ass.

That is a fantastic idea. I'm stuck at home waiting for the Fed Ex guy tomorrow, so will be able to enjoy. The few good days we've had recently have all been when I was at school.

What a sucky coincid...


Oh... :depressed

[Melmart1]

You shouldn't just enjoy, you should partake. What time do the twatters come in here?

[CuckingFunt]

You shouldn't just enjoy, you should partake. What time do the twatters come in here?

Usually when they're bored at work, I think.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hmmm ... I'll have to stop by tomorrow and inject some old school into here. I'm gonna get medieval quattro on their ass.

Hot damn!
I love it when Mel comes in here and talks dirty!!!!
:D

[CuckingFunt]

Hot damn!
I love it when Mel comes in here and talks dirty!!!!
:D

As do I. :eyebrows

[SpursStalker]

I don't like these SpursStalker or PandaSpur characters. They are lame. I mean, it only took two troll posts to get SS's ire going. At that rate, she will have a stroke within a week if she stays in the Quattro.

Cool I don't like you either. :D

As for the troll getting me going ... that troll didn't even come close.

I don't let stupid people bother me ...

:lol

[Melmart1]

Cool I don't like you either. :D

As for the troll getting me going ... that troll didn't even come close.

I don't let stupid people bother me ...

:lol

If they didn't get you going, then why did you tell them to leave you alone?

[JudynTX]

Mel, get used to me being here, cause I'm not going anywhere.

You can have this stupid thread back though.

[SpursStalker]

If they didn't get you going, then why did you tell them to leave you alone?

I believe I said ...

"Fuck off already"

I'll speak slower next time

:D

[Melmart1]

I believe I said ...

"Fuck off already"

I'll speak slower next time

:D

Yeah, people don't usually say something like that if they aren't agitated.

[Melmart1]

Mel, get used to me being here, cause I'm not going anywhere.

You can have this stupid thread back though.

When did I say I wanted you to go anywhere? :blah

[SpursStalker]

Yeah, people don't usually say something like that if they aren't agitated.

WOW ...

You know me so well after commenting on just one of my posts.

I'd say you've done better than half the people I've met in my entire life ...

Darlin, it takes a WHOLE lot more than this place or any troll to agitate me.

:D

[Melmart1]

OK, darlin'. Then stop cussing and telling people to fuck off, so they won't think you are agitated.

[Jekka]

:corn:

[samikeyp]

looks like Mel's about to regulate.

Damn I miss you! :)

[I. Hustle]

Wow what have I been missing? This is awesome. PLus it can't be blamed on me.

[florige]

We need a new poster here that Atrain can attack on a daily basis to keep things fired up in here.

[SpursStalker]

OK, darlin'. Then stop cussing and telling people to fuck off, so they won't think you are agitated.

You're the only one that seems to think I'm agitated ...

:lol

[ORION]

We need a new poster here that Atrain can attack on a daily basis to keep things fired up in here.

Yeah ATRAIN is like that dog who growls at himself in a mirror or barks at his own paw for getting to close to his food.

[ORION]

You're the only one that seems to think I'm agitated ...

:lol
Hey settle the fuck down! Are you agitated or something?

[peewee's lovechild]

Cool I don't like you either. :D

As for the troll getting me going ... that troll didn't even come close.

I don't let stupid people bother me ...

:lol

Shut the fuck up, you whore.

[peewee's lovechild]

WOW ...

You know me so well after commenting on just one of my posts.

I'd say you've done better than half the people I've met in my entire life ...

Darlin, it takes a WHOLE lot more than this place or any troll to agitate me.

:D


Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth.

[Melmart1]

You're the only one that seems to think I'm agitated ...

:lol

For someone who isn't agitated, you sure are spending a lot of time defending your non-agitatedness.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey settle the fuck down! Are you agitated or something?


I think she's pissed cuz one of her "Johns" left without paying.

[florige]

I'm agitated that I missed the Fantasy Baseball team for the second straight year!:bang

[Melmart1]

Yeah ATRAIN is like that dog who growls at himself in a mirror or barks at his own paw for getting to close to his food.

More like the one that barks and barks then as soon as you come near it, it runs the other way. Still barking the whole time of course.

[Melmart1]

I'm agitated that I missed the Fantasy Baseball team for the second straight year!:bang

What the hell happened?!?! I thought you were joining up!?

[SpursStalker]

Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth.

Fuck off already ...

*that was said in my best NON agitated voice*

:D

[Melmart1]

Fuck off already ...

*that was said in my best NON agitated voice*

:D

That smilie you always use reminds me of Mickey Rooney's character from Breakfast at Tiffany's. Are you a faux buck-toothed chinky?

[SpursStalker]

Hey settle the fuck down! Are you agitated or something?

Not today but thank you for asking ...

:D

[florige]

What the hell happened?!?! I thought you were joining up!?



I just missed it. When I checked back he already had 10 members already. But it's my fault, I just plain kept forgetting about it. But I'm still agitated. :bang

[SpursStalker]

For someone who isn't agitated, you sure are spending a lot of time defending your non-agitatedness.

*click*

[peewee's lovechild]

That smilie spurstalker is using looks like it's ready to suck on some cock.

That must be why she chose it.

[florige]

So whats up Mel? Sushi????

[Melmart1]

I just missed it. When I checked back he already had 10 members already. But it's my fault, I just plain kept forgetting about it. But I'm still agitated. :bang

Damn you, flo! I was looking forward to kicking your rookie ass. Guess I will just have to pick on Atrain again.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh noes, I used the word "cock" . . . she must be salivating right now.

[Melmart1]

That smilie spurstalker is using looks like it's ready to suck on some cock.

That must be why she chose it.

Sucky sucky, five dolla!

[florige]

Damn you, flo! I was looking forward to kicking your rookie ass. Guess I will just have to pick on Atrain again.



You can kick Thunderdan's rookie ass. I think he signed up.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sucky sucky, five dolla!

Fuck the five dollars, she'll do it free.

Her whore mouth is just a glory hole.

[ORION]

That smilie you always use reminds me of Mickey Rooney's character from Breakfast at Tiffany's. Are you a faux buck-toothed chinky?
I am

[peewee's weewee]

Fuck the five dollars, she'll do it free.

Her whore mouth is just a glory hole.

Good to know.

[Melmart1]

You can kick Thunderdan's rookie ass. I think he signed up.

Yeah, he is already getting cocky like Atrain last year. I think I have him week 1 actually. Lemme post my team here and see what you think.

[florige]

Hey Mel Sushi dammit?!?!?!?

[florige]

Yeah, he is already getting cocky like Atrain last year. I think I have him week 1 actually. Lemme post my team here and see what you think.



ok.

[Melmart1]

Hey Mel Sushi dammit?!?!?!?

Don't you take that tone with me, buddy!

[florige]

Don't you take that tone with me, buddy!



Where the hell is Atrain's sushi loving ass anyway?

[peewee's lovechild]

Where the hell is Atrain's sushi loving ass anyway?

Shoving sushi up his ass.

[Melmart1]

Shoving sushi up his ass.

That's not the type of eel I would have imagined.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's not the type of eel I would have imagined.

:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Don Quixote and ATRAIN are sharing an eel at this very moment.

[Melmart1]

I think Don Quixote and ATRAIN are sharing an eel at this very moment.

They are licking wasabi off each others nipples.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Oh noes, I used the word "cock" . . . she must be salivating right now.

Pavlov's dog.

[SpursStalker]

Gawd that was lame ...

:lol

[Melmart1]

Gawd that was lame ...

:lol

Why are you so agitated?!?!

[mrsmaalox]

I think ATRAIN brought DQ back from New Orleans with him.

[florige]

I think ATRAIN brought DQ back from New Orleans with him.



Atrain's assassinitory skills need to be re-evaluated.

[lefty]

Go Habs Go

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain's assassinitory skills need to be re-evaluated.

:lmao You're absolutely right!

[peewee's lovechild]

They are licking wasabi off each others nipples.

That's pretty impressive considering that they would be going ass to ass with that eel.

[Melmart1]

That's pretty impressive considering that they would be going ass to ass with that eel.

Just like El Guapo ... never heard of foreplay!

[peewee's lovechild]

Just like El Guapo ... never heard of foreplay!

:lmao

Licking wasabi off of nipples is crazy Jap foreplay.

I'll stick with whipped cream . . . on females only.

[Melmart1]

:lmao

Licking wasabi off of nipples is crazy Jap foreplay.

I'll stick with whipped cream . . . on females only.

Nothing wrong with being multicultural in your foreplay. Kama Sutra, baby.

[peewee's lovechild]

Very true.

I checked out a Kama Sutra book once . . . fucking A, those fuckers had a lot of time on thier hands to come up with some of that crazy shit.

[mrsmaalox]

Very true.

I checked out a Kama Sutra book once . . . fucking A, those fuckers had a lot of time on thier hands to come up with some of that crazy shit.

Like that fingernail flicking thing. But it feels pretty good actually.

[florige]

wtf, lol I am just now noticing that it says SpamTalk as the banner.

[peewee's lovechild]

wtf, lol I am just now noticing that it says SpamTalk as the banner.

It happens come playoff time.

Where've you been?

[peewee's lovechild]

Spurs Peak After March.

S.P.A.M.

SPAM

[florige]

It happens come playoff time.

Where've you been?




Not paying attention obviously. lol

[mrsmaalox]

Not paying attention obviously. lol

Hey, it's news to me too! :dizzy

[Melmart1]

Damn. Looks like all the twatters left without me really getting to go old school. Talk about unworthy adversaries.

[ORION]

I am fucking hungry but not sure what I should eat.

[mrsmaalox]

I am fucking hungry but not sure what I should eat.

The way you guys have potlucks I'm surprised you haven't already eaten.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I am fucking hungry but not sure what I should eat.

No potlucks today?
No free ice cream?
No free beer?
Has the economy finally come crashing down on your office?
That's what you get for not sharing the boobage with the people.

[ORION]

The way you guys have potlucks I'm surprised you haven't already eaten.
I looked already and nothing. Usually people give me their left overs but the well is dry today. I might have to go get something.

[ORION]

No potlucks today?
No free ice cream?
No free beer?
Has the economy finally come crashing down on your office?
That's what you get for not sharing the boobage with the people.
We always have free ice cream but that won't satisfy my hunger. No free beer....yet. We are actually growing. We are set to hire 500 more people and the percentages are high for more boobage.

[mrsmaalox]

I looked already and nothing. Usually people give me their left overs but the well is dry today. I might have to go get something.

Well then I vote for Jason's Deli. And while you're there pick me up something. Something yummy like a portabello panini :spin

[Viva Las Espuelas]

We are actually growing. We are set to hire 500 more people and the percentages are high for more boobage.
now that's change

[batman2883]

soccer is the most boring thing ever to watch or play....how can anyone ever ever ever get so into it??? i dont get it

[batman2883]

soccer is almost as gay as orion's high school picture

[ORION]

Well then I vote for Jason's Deli. And while you're there pick me up something. Something yummy like a portabello panini :spin
I went to our cafe and they have some kick ass tasting cod but the serving is small. I will have to scavenge for something else.

[ORION]

soccer is almost as gay as orion's high school picture
You have never seen it. At least I do not look like Drew Gooden with Downs Syndrome

[peewee's lovechild]

soccer is almost as gay as orion's high school picture

:lol:lol


You have never seen it. At least I do not look like Drew Gooden with Downs Syndrome

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You have never seen it. At least I do not look like Drew Gooden with Downs Syndrome

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/olympics/apkick533.jpg

[ORION]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/olympics/apkick533.jpg
Close but that guy is too short to be Batman unless Batman is on his knees in that picture and that would be nothing new.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Close but that guy is too short to be Batman unless Batman is on his knees in that picture and that would be nothing new.
http://www.philadelphia-reflections.com/images/Phillies_in_the_Face.jpeg



balls in batman's face is nothing new either

[ORION]

http://www.philadelphia-reflections.com/images/phillies_in_the_face.jpeg
bingo!

[CuckingFunt]

We need a new poster here that Atrain can attack on a daily basis to keep things fired up in here.

Yawn.

[Spur-Addict]

Stretch.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't believe I missed Mel. Again.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

yawn

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Spur-Addict. Nice Buford T quote in your sig.

[florige]

Yawn.



C'mon Funt, you have to admit that squabble between him and the the deceased Midge poster had it's moments.

[jman3000]

gay.

[RandomGuy]

Very true.

I checked out a Kama Sutra book once . . . fucking A, those fuckers had a lot of time on thier hands to come up with some of that crazy shit.

Dude, if I were a Raja with a harem of 20+ wives, I would probably get creative too. :toast

It's good to the be the Raja...

http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/goodkng21.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Ummmmm....

[Dr. Gonzo]

Almost everywhere is gonna be hot.

[Dr. Gonzo]

So I don't need a jacket.

[Dr. Gonzo]

...

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yay my school's blackboard is down for maintenance. Now I have a valid excuse to not even look at it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Shit I said yay.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fuck you ATRAIN.

That's alls I gots to says abouts thats.

[Melmart1]

How is a blackboard down for maintenance?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think it's time for Melt Banana.

A little aggressive noise music is good for the soul.

[Dr. Gonzo]

How is a blackboard down for maintenance?

It's the name of the web program. Stupid.

It's like WebCT but different. Stupid.

[Dr. Gonzo]

nusozpY536Q

[Dr. Gonzo]

XtrqGa8W5rA

[Dr. Gonzo]

rbYY2uNoEos

[Dr. Gonzo]

7vZLc640wbU

[Melmart1]

It's the name of the web program. Stupid.

It's like WebCT but different. Stupid.

pendejo.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What's with all the name calling?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I can't wait until my copy of Good Burger finishes downloading.

[Melmart1]

Sandra must be at work :lol

Congrats on your wedding, btw. I am sure it was lovely despite your presence

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yeah she's at work.

And thanks. I looked fucking sexy as hell in my tux. I wanted to fuck myself.

[Melmart1]

Yeah she's at work.

And thanks. I looked fucking sexy as hell in my tux. I wanted to fuck myself.

any pics? was peewee your best man? :lol

[Dr. Gonzo]

I have a link to the pics. I will send them your way.

And fuck no he wasn't there.

[Melmart1]

She looked GORGEOUS! You are one lucky fellow. I knew I should have had a fling with her before she got hitched. Damn!

[ATRAIN]

yeah Steven congrats you two

[Dr. Gonzo]

She looked GORGEOUS! You are one lucky fellow. I knew I should have had a fling with her before she got hitched. Damn!

That she did. I still don't know how I managed that one. All of my coworkers had similar responses.

"She's beautiful. How did you get her?"
"Wow. She's way out of your league."

Shit like that. Fuckers.

[Melmart1]

That she did. I still don't know how I managed that one. All of my coworkers had similar responses.

"She's beautiful. How did you get her?"
"Wow. She's way out of your league."

Shit like that. Fuckers.

Haha, I knew someone probably said something like that. I was gonna go with Beauty and the Beast but decided not to. :lol

Did you guys get a honeymoon? You know rain on your wedding day is supposed to be good luck, right?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Haha, I knew someone probably said something like that. I was gonna go with Beauty and the Beast but decided not to. :lol

Did you guys get a honeymoon? You know rain on your wedding day is supposed to be good luck, right?

For our honeymoon we spent a couple of days at a bed and breakfast in Fredricksburg. Due to certain circumstances I was not able to leave the state of Texas.

It was pretty kick ass though.

[mrsmaalox]

Hello? Anyone there?

[marini martini]

Hey!!! I am!!! Are we drunk posting???:toast

[mrsmaalox]

Hell yea! Hey did you guys go out last night?

[marini martini]

Friday night?????? Soccer game! Tonight, drove to NB to eat, and came home & played some tiddly winks!!!

How bout you??? Love you're new MLC convertable, BTW!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Friday night?????? Soccer game! Tonight, drove to NB to eat, and came home & played some tiddly winks!!!

How bout you??? Love you're new MLC convertable, BTW!!!

The pic I posted was just one I googled; the real one is dark green. Well we hit Freetail last night; I was gonna call you but I gave my kid my phone so I didn't have any numbers!
Just had a couple of pints and pizza---didn't stay long because it was so LOUD, we couldn't talk! :toast

[mrsmaalox]

Yea you played tiddly winks!! :lol

[marini martini]

So when we going to make it up to Austin, again???

[mrsmaalox]

So when we going to make it up to Austin, again???

:lol I don't know, you talk ATRAIN lately? He's been laying low lately...

[marini martini]

I know, since DQ made his come back!!!:lmao

.............and didn't he "drunk call" you on his BD, in N.O.????

[mrsmaalox]

I know, since DQ made his come back!!!:lmao

.............and didn't he "drunk call" you on his BD, in N.O.????

He sure was having a good time; I guess he hasn't quite recovered hahaha

[marini martini]

That's a long ass time to be hung over!!! LOL!!!

Maybe embarrassment has something to do with it!!!???

[mrsmaalox]

That's a long ass time to be hung over!!! LOL!!!

Maybe embarrassment has something to do with it!!!???

He may think that people are gonna jump on his case about Don Quixote strolling right back in, big as you please, and smack talking him immediately :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck.

I'm too fucking hung over to read that shit.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck.

I'm too fucking hung over to read that shit.

So am I, but I did anyway.
Now I feel even worse. :vomit:

[SpursStalker]

:sleep

[CuckingFunt]

So am I, but I did anyway.
Now I feel even worse. :vomit:

I ate a big greasy breakfast. I feel better now.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ummmm ....

[Don Quixote]

He may think that people are gonna jump on his case about Don Quixote strolling right back in, big as you please, and smack talking him immediately :lmao


I don't even care. I will smacketh him any time, any way, and for any reason I deem fit. Or for no reason.

[ATRAIN]

I don't even care. I will smacketh him any time, any way, and for any reason I deem fit. Or for no reason.

Shut up pussy you will talk smack and run away like you did months ago. Your garbage and everyone knows it.

[ashbeeigh]

wow. internet tough guy talk at spurstalk. What a surprise.

[Melmart1]

:sleep

I can see how you would have that effect on people.

[ATRAIN]

wow. internet tough guy talk at spurstalk. What a surprise.

shut your mouth ash ill kick your ass too!!

[peewee's lovechild]

shut your mouth ash ill suck your tits too!!

[ATRAIN]

yeah what pee wee said

[Melmart1]

yeah what pee wee said

How original.

[florige]

yeah what pee wee said


How original.



Why don't you two just make love and get it over with!

[Melmart1]

Why don't you two just make love and get it over with!

I got better things to do with my 30 seconds.

[ATRAIN]

I got better things to do with my 30 seconds.

45 seconds get it right

[ATRAIN]

Why don't you two just make love and get it over with!

Im saving my spurstalk virginity for melmart

[CuckingFunt]

45 seconds get it right

Look who's feeling optimistic today.

[florige]

Im saving my spurstalk virginity for melmart



What about 2Blonde? Forgot about her?

[ATRAIN]

What about 2Blonde? Forgot about her?

That would break Paki's heart and he has a sensitive heart already.

[ATRAIN]

Look who's feeling optimistic today.

I have been exercising my pc muscle

[CuckingFunt]

I have been exercising my pc muscle

And you increased your stamina by 50%? Impressive.

[ATRAIN]

And you increased your stamina by 50%? Impressive.

in just a months time!!!

[Melmart1]

I just got a smartphone and I think it outsmarted me. I can't figure out how to set the alarm.

[ATRAIN]

I just got a smartphone and I think it outsmarted me. I can't figure out how to set the alarm.

Brand?

[CuckingFunt]

I just got a smartphone and I think it outsmarted me. I can't figure out how to set the alarm.

My friend just got a Blackberry Storm. I'm usually pretty good at figuring gadgets out pretty quickly, but that sucker had be stumped on a few occasions.

[CuckingFunt]

FedEx can suck my ass. I'm tired of being stuck at home.

[ATRAIN]

FedEx can suck my ass. I'm tired of being stuck at home.

what ya waiting for? Hey Funt have you seen Rocknrolla?

[ashbeeigh]

One of my last tasks at my last job was setting up my old boss's palm treo. She was such an idiot. I put in the battery and it worked.

Now, me on the other hand, I'm waiting for my free upgrade come June. I've been waiting for this since July 2007.

[CuckingFunt]

what ya waiting for? Hey Funt have you seen Rocknrolla?

I'm waiting for a purse I ordered from eBay that the dumbshits have been trying to deliver for a week.

Rocknrolla isn't as good as Snatch or Lockstock, but I enjoyed it.

[Melmart1]

Brand?

A palm centro. I got it for free, and it is better than my old crappy phone. But now I can't figure out the alarm. I wanted to take a nap before I go pick up my nephews from school. Oh well.

[CuckingFunt]

Every time I play with my friends' fancy phones, I always think the features are really cool, but it confirms that I would never have a reason to use a single one of them. I like my crappy $20 phone.

[Melmart1]

Every time I play with my friends' fancy phones, I always think the features are really cool, but it confirms that I would never have a reason to use a single one of them. I like my crappy $20 phone.

I like the qwerty keyboard and being able to check email and stuff on the go. And once I figure out how to put music on it, then I won't need an mp3 player anymore, which will be sweet.

[ATRAIN]

im with T-mobile and I have had my blackberry pearl for a little over a year but I really want something new. I want an Iphone but I am in my contract for at least another year.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I thought the same thing about an mp3 player but my phone organizes them in a very shitty way and it sometimes doesn't read album tags and puts the songs in alphabetical order instead of in order by track number on the album. That annoys me. I want an iPod for that reason alone.

[CuckingFunt]

I like the qwerty keyboard and being able to check email and stuff on the go. And once I figure out how to put music on it, then I won't need an mp3 player anymore, which will be sweet.

The Qwerty keyboard would be tempting, but I kind of like not having one. It keeps me from turning into a complete text addict.

[ATRAIN]

A palm centro. I got it for free, and it is better than my old crappy phone. But now I can't figure out the alarm. I wanted to take a nap before I go pick up my nephews from school. Oh well.

Ill set my alarm and give you a wake up call :)

[Melmart1]

im with T-mobile and I have had my blackberry pearl for a little over a year but I really want something new. I want an Iphone but I am in my contract for at least another year.

If you have tmobile, you can just switch your sim card over to any compatible phone and you will have the same service. Since both tmobile and att use sim cards, I am sure it would work with an iphone.

[Melmart1]

I thought the same thing about an mp3 player but my phone organizes them in a very shitty way and it sometimes doesn't read album tags and puts the songs in alphabetical order instead of in order by track number on the album. That annoys me. I want an iPod for that reason alone.

What kind of phone do you have? I haven't even looked at the music feature yet, so no clue how it works. Hell, I am tired of itunes and spent two hours today trying to learn how to customize foobar2000 and haven't figured it out yet. Gotta get the computer music player going first, then the phone player.

[ATRAIN]

If you have tmobile, you can just switch your sim card over to any compatible phone and you will have the same service. Since both tmobile and att use sim cards, I am sure it would work with an iphone.

I dont think it would work

[Melmart1]

I dont think it would work

Why not? As long as the phone is unlocked, I don't see why it wouldn't work.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What kind of phone do you have? I haven't even looked at the music feature yet, so no clue how it works. Hell, I am tired of itunes and spent two hours today trying to learn how to customize foobar2000 and haven't figured it out yet. Gotta get the computer music player going first, then the phone player.

I have an Instinct. Some aspects are really cool but the music player is shit.

[ATRAIN]

Why not? As long as the phone is unlocked, I don't see why it wouldn't work.

yeah if unlocked it would work......i just need to pay for the unlocked phone.

[florige]

I have the same problem with my Sprint Rumor. The functions this phone has are crazy.

[jman3000]

I don't have cancer. Yay.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't have cancer. Yay.

You shouldn't trust the opinion of a creepy old man in an alley. He just wanted to touch your sack.

[ATRAIN]

I don't have cancer. Yay.

You got your colon poked didnt you?

[florige]

I don't have cancer. Yay.



From all those girls you bang I think cancer shouldn't be the most pressing test you should be worried about buddy.

[mrsmaalox]

From all those girls you bang I think cancer shouldn't be the most pressing test you should be worried about buddy.

Dammit Flo!! :lmao :tu

[ATRAIN]

From all those girls you bang I think cancer shouldn't be the most pressing test you should be worried about buddy.

Dude Jmann doesnt bang anyone he is all talk. When I called him out to be my wingman he crawled up in the corner and cried. TO21 stepped up to the plate though.

[florige]

Dude Jmann doesnt bang anyone he is all talk. When I called him out to be my wingman he crawled up in the corner and cried. TO21 stepped up to the plate though.



I thought he was married?

[to21]

I thought he was married?He's married, not dead.

[mrsmaalox]

He's married, not dead.

There's a difference? :lol

[RashoFan]

well if the wife kills him for being your wingman...i'll resuscitate him for a fee.....:bling

[mrsmaalox]

well if the wife kills him for being your wingman...i'll resuscitate him for a fee.....:bling

That includes mouth to mouth right? Forget the wife---he'll try to kill himself! ;)

[Dr. Gonzo]

ATRAIN should hang out with tonylongoriafan if he wants a good wingman.

[CuckingFunt]

ATRAIN should hang out with tonylongoriafan if he wants a good wingman.

This is a stellar idea. ATRAIN would be knee deep in negligent nookie within a matter of minutes.

[to21]

There's a difference? :lolThere SURE is.

[to21]

well if the wife kills him for being your wingman...i'll resuscitate him for a fee.....:blingHell I'd pay for you to come over and put out my fire.

[to21]

That includes mouth to mouth right? Forget the wife---he'll try to kill himself! ;)Don't fight I have enough to go around.

[to21]

ATRAIN should hang out with tonylongoriafan if he wants a good wingman.I doubt he gets that much pussy thrown at him. The fact that he comes on here to brag about it, makes me call bullshit.

[Melmart1]

This is a stellar idea. ATRAIN would be knee deep in negligent nookie within a matter of minutes.

It will be just like his MySpace whore days.

[CuckingFunt]

It will be just like his MySpace whore days.

Did those days end? I must be out of the loop.

[mrsmaalox]

There SURE is. Yes it's very nice, lsome jerky men won't admit it though ;)


Don't fight I have enough to go around. :huh

[Melmart1]

Did those days end? I must be out of the loop.

Yeah, he is on facebook now, a much higher class of whores. You actually have to pick them up and buy them dinner before giving them a donkey punch.

His next move is Twitter ... picking up whores in 140 characters or less.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, he is on facebook now, a much higher class of whores. You actually have to pick them up and buy them dinner before giving them a donkey punch.

Ooh la la.


His next move is Twitter ... picking up whores in 140 characters or less.

Damn. Talk about pressure.

[Melmart1]

Ooh la la.



Damn. Talk about pressure.

Well, considering he is just this side of a caveman, being terse shouldn't be a problem for him.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, considering he is just this side of a caveman, being terse shouldn't be a problem for him.

True, but is 140 characters enough to get beyond the excited puppy and roid rage aspects?

[Melmart1]

True, but is 140 characters enough to get beyond the excited puppy and roid rage aspects?

Well, he has gotten this far in life using single syllables and grunts, so I bet he finds a way. Besides, he is due to take the next rung up the evolutionary ladder any day now, so the increased brain capacity should help.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, he has gotten this far in life using single syllables and grunts, so I bet he finds a way. Besides, he is due to take the next rung up the evolutionary ladder any day now, so the increased brain capacity should help.

So many changes. Good for him!

[Melmart1]

So many changes. Good for him!

Twitter. So terse a caveman can use it.

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, peewee is arguing with the Argies. I don't know why I take such pleasure in watching a collective bunch squirm like that. Maybe cus they are such Parker haters.

[CuckingFunt]

Arguing with the Argies.

That should be the title of a game show.

[Melmart1]

Arguing with the Argies.

That should be the title of a game show.

Whenever I see the Argies in an outrage, I always think of that movie Tune in Tomorrow and wish that the race they baited on the radio show was Argies instead of Albanians.

[CuckingFunt]

FedEx can suck my ass. I'm tired of being stuck at home.

Seriously.

Tracking site says it's been on the truck and out for delivery since 8:15 AM. My town isn't that fucking big.



On the plus side, however, the guacamole I just made kicks every variety of ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Whenever I see the Argies in an outrage, I always think of that movie Tune in Tomorrow and wish that the race they baited on the radio show was Argies instead of Albanians.

I think you're the first person I've ever encountered who has heard of that movie.

[Melmart1]

I think you're the first person I've ever encountered who has heard of that movie.

I LOVE that movie! :lol I used to have it on VHS but then a bottle of ink spilled on it :depressed I need to replace it, I doubt they ever put it on DVD. There are some really good actors in that movie. Keanu Reeves notwithstanding.

[CuckingFunt]

I LOVE that movie! :lol I used to have it on VHS but then a bottle of ink spilled on it :depressed I need to replace it, I doubt they ever put it on DVD. There are some really good actors in that movie. Keanu Reeves notwithstanding.

Keanu Reeves was the reason I rented that movie. I saw him on the cover and thought he was the very height of dreamy at the time.

[Melmart1]

Seriously.

Tracking site says it's been on the truck and out for delivery since 8:15 AM. My town isn't that fucking big.



On the plus side, however, the guacamole I just made kicks every variety of ass.

What the fuck? Why do you have to be there? They couldn't leave it at the leasing office or something?

[Melmart1]

Keanu Reeves was the reason I rented that movie. I saw him on the cover and thought he was the very height of dreamy at the time.

I had a crush on him circa Point Break. Terrible movie, but lots of good eye candy.

[CuckingFunt]

What the fuck? Why do you have to be there? They couldn't leave it at the leasing office or something?

My apartment building is pretty small, so we don't have a leasing office. I want to be here anyway, though, because FedEx has already made so many retarded mistakes with this delivery (including leaving a door tag on my door to tell me that they didn't have my proper address), that I don't want there to be any excuses to not deliver it today.

[CuckingFunt]

I had a crush on him circa Point Break. Terrible movie, but lots of good eye candy.

Point Break is one of my favorite bad movies of all time. Guaranteed, if I catch it on cable I'm watching.