Real Women

[samikeyp]

Point of Information . . .

I said nothing about your state of pregnancy.

I was commenting on your state of extreme Archimedic displacementicity.

technically, that is a point of clarification....although point of information is acceptable as well.

continue. :)

[SWC Bonfire]

I was commenting on your state of extreme Archimedic displacementicity.

Eureka! Grab the black bars for the naked running through the streets!

Wait a minute...did the density of the black bars figure into the calculation?

[ShoogarBear]

Point of confusion . . . I'm not sure if the black bars are watertight.

[ObiwanGinobili]

the black bar is powered by ESP and is very thoguth sensitive... the more you concentrate on it , the bigger it gets.

[ShoogarBear]

the more you concentrate on it , the bigger it gets.I'm familiar with that concept.

(1P1 was waiting for this . . .)

[SWC Bonfire]

Archimedes' Principle - I think we finally found a subject that real women don't give a damn about.

(Although they should, it's about jewelry.)

[Horry For 3!]

Quattro is owning Real Women

[SpursWoman]

I'm familiar with that concept.



:lmao

[TheTruth]

this ones for you ATL.

[Horry For 3!]

this ones for you ATL.
:lmao your a bastard

[Horry For 3!]

Quattro is owning Real Women
Yes, it is sir.

[Sense]

Yes, it is sir.

Who cares...?

[Horry For 3!]

Who cares...?
You.

[Sense]

You.

Ok Spammer.

[Horry For 3!]

Ok Spammer.
Why ya hating

[Sense]

Why ya hating


I'm not into the GiG types.

[TheTruth]

hahahahahahahahaha

[1369]

Was it ever confirmed that the black bar is indeed watertight?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Was it ever confirmed that the black bar is indeed watertight?


We'll never know.
I wore a swimsuit to the pool. :angel

[1369]

We'll never know.
I wore a swimsuit to the pool. :angel

Well there you go. Screwing up a perfectly good experiment because of a little modesty.

[batman2883]

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I hate the cheif on Carmen Sandiego... she's that same bitch from Lean On Me.
grrrrr! :flipoff

[batman2883]

I hate the cheif on Carmen Sandiego... she's that same bitch from Lean On Me.
grrrrr! :flipoff


She died last year thats pretty mean

[batman2883]

which brings up another topic....Real Women always hate on other women

[1Parker1]

which brings up another topic....Real Women always hate on other women


That is very, very true. I'll admit, I'm pretty judgmental when it comes to other women.

[SpursWoman]

She died last year thats pretty mean


The Chief died? That's sad..... :depressed





which brings up another topic....Real Women always hate on other women


I was thinking about this the other day. I remember at a GTG a while back Kori & I had this same conversation. Most women are bitches to each other...that's why when we were younger most of our friends were always men. So I won't disagree with your statement.

:lol

[Spurminator]

Man, those Dove chicks are fat!

[mouse]

Cmon, if she's pushing something watermelon sized out of a hole thats lemon sized, then I think that gives her enough of a right to talk about it constantly.
`

I did not need that visual this early in the morning,

[batman2883]

yeah the chief died, i was so said myself....I can still see her big lips looking through the magnifying glass......ill see you next time Gumshoe.......and yes women always hate on other women its funny its like god created women to want to fight and argue all the time with the same sex

[ShoogarBear]

Man, those Dove chicks are fat!

Spurm is Keepin' it Real!

[Spurminator]

Dat's ol' school Real Women thread, dog.

[SpursWoman]

*sigh*



Well, at least I've got a new pair of glasses until my contacts come in. So I can see how fat and imperfect the Dove ladies are, just like me. :depressed :cry :spin

[Spurminator]

I was kidding...

[SpursWoman]

I know :)

[batman2883]

Man i wish i had a bat to hit someone in the face right now and yell at the top of my lungs....NOT THE MOMMA!!!!

[SpursWoman]

On a similar note...I'm hungry. Is it lunch time yet? :fro

[1Parker1]

*see how fat and imperfect the Dove ladies are, just like me. :depressed :cry :spin


*On a similar note...I'm hungry. Is it lunch time yet?

That's the spirit! Be curvy and proud of it! :princess

[SpursWoman]

That's the spirit! Be curvy and proud of it! :princess


No, not really.

But Real People have to eat at least once a day, and I haven't yet and I'm hungry. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah the chief died, i was so said myself....I can still see her big lips looking through the magnifying glass......ill see you next time Gumshoe.......and yes women always hate on other women its funny its like god created women to want to fight and argue all the time with the same sex


I admit. women do hate on other women. :oops sad but true.



meanwhile, 1P1 Just becasue someone died doesn't mean I have to start liking them. I had no idea the cheif died and i don;t like her now as much as I did 5 min.s ago. that doesn't make me evil. It just means that I stick to my guns and won't be swayed by what society thinks is "correct".


remeber how all of a sudden the world just LOVED Nixon when he died?
Whatever... 3 months before he died they all hated him, he was a big joke.

[1Parker1]

I hate the cheif on Carmen Sandiego... she's that same bitch from Lean On Me.
grrrrr! :flipoff


She died last year thats pretty mean


meanwhile, 1P1 Just becasue someone died doesn't mean I have to start liking them. I had no idea the cheif died and i don;t like her now as much as I did 5 min.s ago. that doesn't make me evil. It just means that I stick to my guns and won't be swayed by what society thinks is "correct".


:wtf, I have no idea who Carmen SanDiego is... :depressed

[batman2883]

She stole a bunch of stuff, and always got away.....Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:wtf, I have no idea who Carmen SanDiego is... :depressed


damn.!
sorry! :oops
I thoguth it was you, I should've looked back..




and you don't know who Carmen Sandiego is?? You never played that game?

[1Parker1]

She stole a bunch of stuff, and always got away.....Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?


She's from that show, "Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego?" I thought that was some kids show.

Anyways, ObiWanGinobili, I was responding to the "which brings up another topic....Real Women always hate on other women" statement. I was saying that "real women"....(not Carmen Sandiego :lol) are usually more critical of eachother.


Get your posters right! Jeez.

[1Parker1]

damn.!
sorry! :oops
I thoguth it was you, I should've looked back..




and you don't know who Carmen Sandiego is?? You never played that game?


:lol Yea, I've played the game! But I thought maybe you were talking about someone else cuz of all the hatred you seem to have for her! It didn't make sense to me.


Ok this thread has taken a weird ass turn. Back to topic?

[ObiwanGinobili]

well batman was saying it was mean to hate her becasue she's dead.. and i thoguht it was you who said that .
that why i said:


damn.!
sorry!
I thoguth it was you, I should've looked back

so it's allready been acknowledged and taken care of.

[batman2883]

LOL i always throw a wrench into the topic the other day i got yall talking about Shakira, then i got yall talking about people who have died of STD's now i got yall talking about Carmen San Diego....I am AWESOME!!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Back to topic?


ok.
the Cheif from Carmen Sandiego is not a Real Women because she tried to get the Principal in Lean on Me fired from his job.

[1Parker1]

LOL i always throw a wrench into the topic the other day i got yall talking about Shakira, then i got yall talking about people who have died of STD's now i got yall talking about Carmen San Diego....I am AWESOME!!!!


:lmao damn I have to admit, you are talented. Because even I managed to get pulled into your pseudo world.

[1Parker1]

ok.
the Cheif from Carmen Sandiego is not a Real Women because she tried to get the Principal in Lean on Me fired from his job.

:lol Why the f@#* are we arguing about Carmen San Diego?

[SpursWoman]

Chief. Damn, that's driving me nuts. :lol :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm just saying.
She shoulda just let him do his job and stopped interfering!
damn it! she was trying to get him fored before the test scores even came back!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Chief. Damn, that's driving me nuts. :lol :lol


:oops sorry.
one hand is faster then the other....


some times i spell THE :hte

[1369]

:oops sorry.
one hand is faster then the other....

Need to start using the other hand more.

Plus, it'll even out the size of your forearms.

[SpursWoman]

:oops sorry.
one hand is faster then the other....


some times i spell THE :hte


I had a nun as a professor in my Business Communications class in college and she turned me obsessive-compulsive about grammar. Sometimes I have horrendous flashbacks from her red pen and just snap.

:oops :lol

[travis2]

I had a nun as a professor in my Business Communications class in college and she turned me obsessive-compulsive about grammar. Sometimes I have horrendous flashbacks from her red pen and just snap.

:oops :lol

The backs of your hands still hurt? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Nun . . . professor?

Let me guess . . . Incarnate Word?

[ObiwanGinobili]

ow!

I took my highschool courses at home... and my mom is the only Mensa Menber on earth who can't spell. She would always write a list for the store and it would say:
bread
milk
snakes

she meant snacks.

[ShoogarBear]

ow!
and my mom is the only Mensa Menber on earth who can't spell.

Well, you're halfway there.



She would always write a list for the store and it would say:
bread
milk
snakes

she meant snacks.

That's not misspelling. That's a Spoonerism.

[SpursWoman]

The backs of your hands still hurt? :lol



Until I got pretty good at spelling, or at least looking up the right way to spell something I didn't know they did.... (damn I miss ezboard's spell checker button) :lol


I managed to redeem my beginning-of-the-semester red-ink fests by acing a sales pitch on why everyone should drink Budweiser when every one else pitched the virtues of voting. (Presidential, 1992). No one believed that I would do it.

:smokin :lol

[travis2]

How does spooning lead to bad spelling? :wtf

[SpursWoman]

Let me guess . . . Incarnate Word?


Close, Our Lady of the Lake :)

[1Parker1]

Well, you're halfway there.



That's not misspelling. That's a Spoonerism.


Shoogar is a full fledged member of Mensa. :)

[travis2]

Until I got pretty good at spelling, or at least looking up the right way to spell something I didn't know they did.... (damn I miss ezboard's spell checker button) :lol


I managed to redeem my beginning-of-the-semester red-ink fests by acing a sales pitch on why everyone should drink Budweiser when every one else pitched the vitues of voting. (Presidential, 1992). No one believed that I would do it.

:smokin :lol
:lmao

[SpursWoman]

:lmao


I'm serious....my brother worked for Bud at the time and gave me all kinds of props and freebies to pass out. I think that was the only time all semester I saw that woman laugh. :)

[travis2]

I'm serious....my brother worked for Bud at the time and gave me all kinds of props and freebies to pass out. I think that was the only time all semester I saw that woman laugh. :)

Freebies??? :wow :drunk

:lmao

You'd never have gotten away with that at Baylor...:devil

(oh...and at St. Mary's, it would have been a coin toss as to whether or not the class was sober enough to listen to you...:lol)

[SpursWoman]

Freebies??? :wow :drunk

:lmao

You'd never have gotten away with that at Baylor...:devil

(oh...and at St. Mary's, it would have been a coin toss as to whether or not the class was sober enough to listen to you...:lol)


Freebies.....keychains & bumperstickers & magnets 'n stuff. :lol :lol

[travis2]

Freebies.....keychains & bumperstickers & magnets 'n stuff. :lol :lol

Ah yes. Stuff.















:drunk

:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Shoogar is a full fledged member of Mensa. :)


:lol
I've never taken the test. :princess

[SpursWoman]

And actually, that was the one presentation that totally wiped out my fear of talking in front of people. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Awesome job SW I wish i was in that class.

tlakign about beer would've been very refreshing after all that political mumbojumbo... plus FREE STUFF !! :tu can't go wrong! I would've given you an A and thats just based on your description 13yrs later!

[travis2]

And actually, that was the one presentation that totally wiped out my fear of talking in front of people. :)

"Father...sip the vodka. Don't gulp it."

:lol

[SpursWoman]

Awesome job SW I wish i was in that class.

tlakign about beer would've been very refreshing after all that political mumbojumbo... plus FREE STUFF !! :tu can't go wrong! I would've given you an A and thats just based on your description 13yrs later!



Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly!


:drunk ;)

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao :lmao

[1Parker1]

Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly!


:drunk ;)


:lol That's cute.

[1Parker1]

10 Sexy Movie Broads

Some women get better with age; others are born that way

By Eric Lundegaard
MSNBC Contributor

Sexy is balance. Cool and hot at the same time. Interest and disinterest. It's not passive but it's not in a hurry either. It seems to arrive at that moment in a woman's life when she's still hot but can no longer rely on it completely. Or maybe it arrives when a woman decides to take charge. Or maybe I just like women taking charge.

Sexy is personal, and so this list is personal. It's not like People magazine's list of "The 50 Most Beautiful People Who Are Successful This Year." (It's amazing how winning an Oscar can make somebody beautiful.) Some of these women are on every one of these lists, some are on none, but all make me happy to be a man.


To see Top 10: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8789054/

[batman2883]

What ever happened to SWV that girl group use to sing some great songs such as, Right here, and Weak??

[1369]

10 Sexy Movie Broads

Some women get better with age; others are born that way

By Eric Lundegaard
MSNBC Contributor

Sexy is balance. Cool and hot at the same time. Interest and disinterest. It's not passive but it's not in a hurry either. It seems to arrive at that moment in a woman's life when she's still hot but can no longer rely on it completely. Or maybe it arrives when a woman decides to take charge. Or maybe I just like women taking charge.

Sexy is personal, and so this list is personal. It's not like People magazine's list of "The 50 Most Beautiful People Who Are Successful This Year." (It's amazing how winning an Oscar can make somebody beautiful.) Some of these women are on every one of these lists, some are on none, but all make me happy to be a man.


To see Top 10: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8789054/

Can't believe he left out:

Sela Ward
Monica Belucci

[ObiwanGinobili]

What ever happened to SWV that girl group use to sing some great songs such as, Right here, and Weak??


I bought there debut cassette with my newspaper route money.

[batman2883]

they use to be really really good they just died off like Boys II Men

[ObiwanGinobili]

I can't believe they left off Lorraine Bracco....or Madonna for that matter.


not too mention that Jessica Alba at age 24 and only a few years in the biz shouldn't even be on that list......

and Cameron Diaz ages 3 years for every 1 birthday she achieves... so why is she on it?

[SWC Bonfire]

What about Diane Lane?

[SpursWoman]

And only a brief mention of Rene Russo? I was absolutely floored when I first heard how old she was. She's gorgeous....

[1369]

I think they should have included Demi Moore as well.

I love her "scotch and smoke" voice.

[ObiwanGinobili]

yep.
the guy that wrote this article is an idiot.


I wonder if all the women on this list are represented by the same agency??? there could be a little conspiracy working here......

[CharlieMac]

Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly!


:drunk ;)

That's awesome.

[SpursWoman]

That's awesome.



We used to play this drinking game when I was like 16 (:oops) called "This is a Fred" ... only it got too easy, so we changed it a bit. You had to recite tht little message in the box on the top of the can:


This is the famous Budweiser beer. We know of no brand produced by any other brewer which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive Beechwood Aging produces a taste, a smoothness, and a drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price.


I still have that memorized over 15 years later... :wow :wow :lol

[travis2]

We used to play this drinking game when I was like 16 (:oops) called "This is a Fred" ... only it got too easy, so we changed it a bit. You had to recite tht little message in the box on the top of the can:


This is the famous Budweiser beer. We know of no brand produced by any other brewer which costs so much to brew and age. Our exclusive Beechwood Aging produces a taste, a smoothness, and a drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price.


I still have that memorized over 15 years later... :wow :wow :lol

what...mess up and you drink? or what?

[SpursWoman]

Speaking of being wet....I got soaked this morning.


I always drive with my window cracked a little (somewhat claustrophobic :oops), and you got it....someone plowed through a big puddle coming from the other direction.

And it wasn't just my left side....but EVERYTHING. :wow :lmao :flipoff

[travis2]

Speaking of being wet....

Well, that's what User is there for, right? :lol

[1369]

We had a drinking game in college called "Smurfs". It was a variation of the old Bob Newhart drinking game.

We got up early on Saturday, opened the first of many Black Label beers (They were something like $5 a case), fired up the TV to the Smurf cartoon, and drank everytime one of the characters said "Smurf" or "Smurfette".

[1369]

Speaking of drinking games.

7 to the right
11 to the left

[SpursWoman]

what...mess up and you drink? or what?


It's kind of wordy to explain...and it would make absolutely no sense, but the gist is you pass it around, it gets passed back and you have to remember which order it was passed to. And you have to recite that about a million times...and it's only challenging if there are a lot of people to pass it to. If you hand it to someone out of order you messed up and have to chug the beer.

:drunk

[SpursWoman]

Speaking of drinking games.

7 to the right
11 to the left


Up & Down the River was my favorite. :)

[samikeyp]

3-man
Chandeliers
Presidents and Assholes (Similar to up and down the river)


yup sacrificed quite a few brain cells in those games.

[batman2883]

I liked watching Super Troopers, and everytime someone in the movie says fuck it, you chug........

[SpursWoman]

3-Man was AWESOME....but I was always the 3rd Man. :drunk :oops :spin :vomit :lol

[travis2]

I guess I was too good a kid...I've never heard of ANY of these...

[SpursWoman]

I guess I was too good a kid...I've never heard of ANY of these...


:nerd :makeout

[batman2883]

lol good kid??? even nerds and good kids have drinking games.....

[1369]

What was the name of the game where you pounded on the table and then had to make some sort of hand sign (yours) on your forehead and then made someone elses sign on your forehead to "pass" off to them?

[TheTruth]

My friends and I used to play the old standards. Power Hour, quarters, etc.

[SpursWoman]

What was the name of the game where you pounded on the table and then had to make some sort of hand sign (yours) on your forehead and then made someone elses sign on your forehead to "pass" off to them?


Well, there was Forehead Idiot or Indian Something-or-other, but that was with cards. :lol

[Ginofan]

The only ones we ever played were Circle of Death and Flip Cup

[batman2883]

dont forget fire and smoke

[1369]

Another good one was with Trivial Pursuit.

If you got a question wrong, you had a shot, if you got one right, everyone else had a shot. And pie piece questions cost a whole beer.

[Ginofan]

Add "Fuzzy Duck" and "I Never" to the list.

[TheTruth]

During Spurs game we like to have random games. Like at any time during the game someone will say that -enter players name- will score the next basket. If he is right then he picks who bongs a beer, if he gets it wrong he has to bong the beer.

[TheTruth]

I don't really like those Real Women commercials.

[travis2]

:nerd :makeout
:oops

[1Parker1]

I don't really like those Real Women commercials.

:lol Why not?

[travis2]

lol good kid??? even nerds and good kids have drinking games.....

I've played quarters (a couple of versions anyway)...and I knew about (but never played...it was after my time...) a ST:TNG drinking game (with about 150 rules...:wow)

[TheTruth]

Because they aren't Victoria's Secret commercials.

[TheTruth]

Play power hour. Its very easy. Take a shot of beer every minute for as long as you can last. Go a whole hour and you are the winner/loser.

[SpursWoman]

Because they aren't Victoria's Secret commercials.


Then reality must really suck for you. :)

[SpursWoman]

Also, those ads aren't targeted at men....well, maybe so for those overweight, middle-aged men who like to dress up in their wive's underwear when they aren't home.


Not that there's anything wrong with that. :)

[ShoogarBear]

not too mention that Jessica Alba at age 24 and only a few years in the biz shouldn't even be on that list......

Jessica Alba should be on every list ever created.

[travis2]

Play power hour. Its very easy. Take a shot of beer every minute for as long as you can last. Go a whole hour and you are the winner/loser.

I never particularly enjoyed getting sick-drunk. I like it even less now.

No thanks.

:nerd

[ShoogarBear]

Quarters is the greatest drinking game evah.

[SpursWoman]

Jessica Alba should be on every list ever created.


A list of sexy older women? In 10 years maybe, unless Kevin dumps Britney and impregnates her and she lets herself go to hell, too. :wow :lol

[travis2]

Here's the ST:TNG game I was talking about. The date on this game is 1991.


:
: Star Trek: The Next Generation
: The Canonical Drinking Game
:
: ================================================== =========================
: Requirements: Episode(s) of ST:TNG
: This list
: People (the more the merrier)
: Beverages of your choice
:
: Instructions: Simple. Watch the show, and whenever a condition is met,
: take the appropriate number of drinks. The definition of
: "drink" should be decided before game play starts. Usually,
: a good mouthful will suffice. Optional rules are included
: at the end of the list for fun variations on the "standard"
: game.
:
: Compiler's Note: I would advise taking some time before game play starts
: to decide which conditions to use and which to ignore.
: Remember that this list is canonical, so you probably will
: _not_ want to use them all (especially with a new episode,
: since you'll spend all your time reading the list, rather
: than watching). Please send any corrections, suggestions,
: requests, submissions, flames, etc. to the address listed
: above.
:
: ================================================== =========================
: Category: Condition : Number of Drinks
: ================================================== =========================
: General : "Open hailing frequencies" : 1
: Quotes : "Medical emergency" : 1
: : "Belay that order" : 1
: : "Energize" : 1
: : "Hell", "Damn" and other swearing. : 1
: : SEE ALSO: Riker's special swearing rules. :
: : "It's not like anything I've ever seen before": 1
: : "Impossible" : 1
: : "Impossible" while watching the "impossible" : 2
: : "Shut up, Wesley" : 3
: : "On screen" : 1
: : "Understood" : 1
: : "Set phasers on..." : 1
: : "Acknowledged" : 1
: : "Priority One" : 1
: : "Just a little more time...!" : 1
: : "Eastern/Western/Southern/Northern Continent" : 2
: : "The Klingon Home Planet" or other reference :
: : without actually giving it a name : 2
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: General : A female crewmember has flawless makeup after :
: Actions : she's been put through the ringer : 1
: : A crewmember straightens his/her uniform : 1 ea.
: : SEE ALSO: Picard's special uniform rules. :
: : A crewmember drinks (outside of 10 Forward) : 1 ea.
: : SEE ALSO: Picard's special drinking rules.:
: : A bridge officer is seen in casual clothes : 1 ea.
: : SEE ALSO: Picard's & Beverly's special :
: : clothing rules. :
: : A bridge officer is seen in dress uniform : 1 ea.
: : "Ensign Ethnic" or "Ensign Buxom" gets a line : 1
: : Someone is referred to by their first name : 1
: : First names while sexual tension present : 2
: : The sarcophagus is used in sickbay : 2
: : Nobody leaves the ship, but we still see more :
: : than one room of the alien ship/planet/etc: 2
: : The same matte painting of an alien planet is :
: : used after each commercial break : 1
: : The matte painting has a moving ground vehicle: 2
: : Transporter Room 3 is used : 1
: : A shuttlecraft appears unsafe : 1
: : Someone reads a book : 1
: : Mention of dilithium crystals : 1
: : Someone adopts a persona (Dixon Hill, Sherlock:
: : Holmes, etc.) : 1 ea.
: : Someone receives a shot : 1
: : Someone receives a shot from a non-medical :
: : officer : 2
: : A new alien has latex on its forehead : 1
: : A new alien also has differently shaped hands : 1
: : A new alien doesn't have latex on its forehead: 2
: : Someone preaches the Prime Directive : 1
: : Someone other than Picard preaches the P.D. : 2
: : Someone preaches about "Humanity's Unique :
: : Potential" : 1
: : An "Old Earth Saying" is brought up : 1
: : A member of the bridge crew takes over a :
: : by pushing someone out of the way : 2
: : Someone wakes up from a nightmare : 1
: : The bridge crew contemplates mutiny : 3
: : The holodeck appears in its "natural" state : 2
: : Holodeck characters become aware of their own :
: : ephemerality : 2
: : Someone implies that 10 Forward is a Happening:
: : Place : 1
: : They fade to commercial playing the "ominous :
: : horns" : 1
: : They fade to commercial with a soap-opera-like:
: : close up on someone's face : 1
: : The Enterprise is hurled somewhere by another :
: : force (Q, Tin Man, etc.) : 2
: : Klingon is spoken : 1
: : English is spoken by Klingons when they are :
: : alone and have no reason to speak English : 2
: : Picard or Riker order a course change by :
: : exact X, Y, and Z coordinates, rather than:
: : something like "Set course for Starbase 8": 3
: : The computer makes that "I'm listening" chirp : 1
: : An "expendable" is killed : 1 ea.
: : A new alien ship is revealed : 1
: : Something escapes the sensors : 1
: : Something escapes the sensors and they use the:
: : word "interference" as an excuse : 2
: : Communications malfunction/go out : 1
: : Transporter goes down : 1
: : A token alien is shown in the background :
: : and has no lines : 1
: : The token alien is a Vulcan : 2
: : Yellow Alert : 1
: : Red Alert : 2
: : Intruder Alert : 3
: : The Enterprise docks at a starbase : 3
: : Another Captain or Starfleet Command officer :
: : is shown : 1
: : A desk hologram is seen : 2
: : There is a countdown : 1
: : Someone stops the countdown : 2
: : Bridge command is handed over : 1
: : The Enterprise avoids a conflict rather than :
: : using force : 1
: : The Enterprise actually fights (shots must be :
: : fired) : 2
: : Someone uses the episode's title in a sentence: 2
: : The saucer section separates : Whole Beverage
: : They contact someone via communicator or :
: : intercom without activating it : 1
: : Communicators don't work : 1
: : Communicators are out of range : 2
: : The battle bridge is used : 1
: : The battle bridge is used with the saucer :
: : section still attached : 2
: : TNG contradicts a fact stated in TOS : 2
: : Dialogue in the turbolift : 1
: : A poker game is shown : 1
: : A log entry is made : 1
: : A log entry is made - not by Picard : 2
: : A stardate is mentioned - not in a log entry : 1
: : An Old Earth Date is mentioned : 2
: : Someone requests that an image on the main :
: : viewer be magnified : 1
: : Someone requests magnification when it's :
: : painfully obvious that it's necessary : 2
: : Readings go off the scale : 1
: : The ship/crew is seconds away from disaster : 1
: : Someone removes their communicator : 1
: : Someone places their communicator on something:
: : so it can be beamed away or destroyed : 2
: : Someone gives their communicator to a non- :
: : crewmember so they can communicate with :
: : the Enterprise : 3
: : The transporter room can't lock on to someone : 1
: : The transporter room pulls someone through :
: : after their ship explodes : 2
: : Someone who normally pronounces "sensors" as :
: : "SEN-sers" pronounces it as "SEN-sohrs" : 1
: : Someone brings up the matter/antimatter ratio : 1
: : A member of the bridge crew looks WAY too :
: : pleased with him/herself : 1
: : A Captain's Log entry is made by someone other:
: : than Picard : 2
: : A sound effect from TOS is heard : 1
: : The camera pans > 90 degrees to show how BIG :
: : the ship is : 1
: : Someone changes their pronunciation of a word :
: : within the same scene : 1
: : Someone throws/is hit by/etc. styrofoam props : 1
: : Someone quotes Shakespeare, etc. (See Picard) : 1
: : A bad fight scene occurs : 1
: : The Enterprise is taken over : 1
: : The weapons are rendered useless : 1
: : Phasers are used for a different function than:
: : intended (e.g. overload, power :
: : a transporter, etc.) : 1
: : Harmonics are changed in shields/phasers/etc. : 1
: : Someone alludes to a work/person/event/etc. :
: : that hasn't been made/existed/happened yet: 1
: : A guest appearance is made by someone from TOS: 3
: : Security alert or request : 1
: : Part of a set is destroyed in a fistfight : 2
: : A succession of five face closeups with no :
: : dialogue : 1
: : A shuttlecraft is launched : 2
: : A probe is launched : 1
: : Someone mentions Jack Crusher : 2
: : Someone is seen out of uniform (in civvies) : 2
: : The Enterprise is boarded by hostiles : 2
: : The warp engine light goes really fast : 2
: : The auto-destruct sequence is activated : 3
: : A principle character is put on trial : 1
: : The Enterprise is captured in a nebula/cloud : 1
: : A star returns from the dead : Whole Beverage
: : Ancient alien technology screws things up : 1
: : Someone is transported to somewhere other than:
: : a transporter room or sickbay from :
: : somewhere other than a transporter room : 2
: : The Enterprise encounters an unknown energy :
: : form : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: Picard : "Make it so" : 1
: Quotes : "Engage" : 1
: : "Come" : 1
: : "Come" (in personal quarters) : 2
: : "Captain's Log" : 1
: : "Captain's Log, Supplemental" : 2
: : "Proceed" : 1
: : "Number One" : 1
: : "The boy" in reference to Wesley : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Picard : Straightens his uniform : 2
: Actions : Straightens his uniform before giving a speech: 3
: : Drinks : 2
: : Drinks tea : 3
: : Drinks tea identified as Earl Grey : 4
: : Wears chest-revealing bedwear : 2
: : Has an accident or is attacked : 2
: : Accident or attack draws blood : 3
: : Is possessed : 4
: : Requests a Level One Diagnostic : 1
: : Makes a speech that saves the day : 1
: : Tries to avoid Lwuxana Troi : 1
: : Surrenders : 1
: : Leaves the ship : 1
: : Leaves the ship to lead an away team : 2
: : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
: : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
: : Appears uncomfortable (around women, children): 1
: : Quotes Shakespeare, etc. : 2
: : Leaves the bridge during a crisis to talk with:
: : Dr. Crusher or Guinan : 1
: : Talks about death to Dr. Crusher : 1
: : Takes a communique from Starfleet in his ready:
: : room : 1
: : Is called upon to mediate a dispute : 2
: : Takes the helm in a tricky situation : 3
: : Is seen on the bridge out of uniform : 2
: : Calls a meeting : 1
: : Calls a meeting in the middle of a crisis : 2
: : Cries : Whole Beverage
: ================================================== =========================
: Worf : "Impressive" : 1
: Quotes : "Admirable" : 1
: : "Grrrrr" (A simple sneer qualifies) : 1
: : "I am a Klingon" : 1
: : "Klingons do NOT..." : 1
: : "Security Override!" : 2
: : "Human women are too fragile" : 2
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Worf : Uses the word "human" in a sense meaning puny,:
: Actions : weak, or otherwise >not< Klingon : 2
: : Gets beat up : 1
: : Actually wins a fight : 2
: : Throws someone in the brig/Arrests someone : 1
: : Asks for an explanation of a human term/custom: 1
: : Says something with a tilt of his head/nod : 1
: : Has a suggestion shot down offhandedly : 2
: : Fusses about his discommendation : 2
: : Makes a reference to his sexual prowess : 2
: : Mentions or participates in some bizarre :
: : Klingon ritual : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: Data : "Fascinating" : 1
: Quotes : "Accessing" : 1
: : "Inquiry" : 1
: : "Intriguing" : 1
: : "I am an android" : 1
: : "I cannot feel emotions", etc : 1
: : "Increase speed" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Data : Uses his strength : 1
: Actions : Uses his strength and shows up Worf : 2
: : Uses his superior android speed : 1
: : Innards are revealed : 1
: : Innards are revealed other than his head : 2
: : Is cut off mid-sentence : 1
: : Is cut off during a list of synonyms : 2
: : Stops himself during an inappropriate speech : 2
: : Has to have "An Old Earth Saying" explained : 2
: : Gives a list of synonyms for the term he did :
: : not understand : 1
: : Is able to interpret/use alien technology in :
: : no time : 1
: : Uses a new colloquialism : 1
: : Uses a contraction : Whole Beverage
: : Affects a human mannerism (e.g. Sherlock Data): 2
: : Corrects somebody's grammar : 1
: : Brent Spiner breaks character for comic effect: 1
: : Gives an "approximation" out to several :
: : decimal places : 1
: : Does that little head twitch : 1
: : Gets kissed, etc. : 3
: : Is told that he's more human than he thinks : 2
: : Is "used" to save the ship, beam down, or hang:
: : around infected people because the :
: : situation is too dangerous for humans : 3
: ================================================== =========================
: Riker : "Hell" : 2
: Quotes : "What the hell is going on?" : Whole Beverage
: : "You are personally responsible for the :
: : Captain's safety" to Worf : 2
: : "With pleasure, sir" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Riker : Walks forward as if he's trying to knock an :
: Actions : imaginary door down with his forehead : 1
: : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
: : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
: : Thrusts his chin out with a smug look : 1
: : Stands with his feet more than 2 ft. apart :1 per ' beyond 2'
: : Pronounces a word in a way that does not match:
: : his heritage (e.g. charade=shur-AHD) : 2
: : Acts blatantly like Kirk : 1
: : Gets that annoying smirk on his face : 1
: : Gets the girl : 1
: : Gets the girl for no apparent reason : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: LaForge : "...lost a lotta good people down there..." : 1
: Quotes : "Maybe not" in response to "Impossible" : 2
: : "I'm workin' on it!" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: LaForge : VISOR is taken or knocked off : 1
: Actions : Tweaks the warp engines/shields/tractor beams : 1
: : Wishes he had human vision : 1
: : Is used as a "human tricorder" : 1
: : Sees with his own eyes (VISORless) : Whole Beverage
: : Interacts with a woman (real or not) in the :
: : holodeck : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: Beverly : "This won't hurt a bit" : 1
: Quotes : "This shouldn't be happening" : 1
: : "Nothing yet, but we're working on it" : 1
: : "He's dead " : 1
: : "He's gone..." : 2
: : "This man is dying!" : 3
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Beverly : Can't figure out some bizarre medical problem : 1
: Actions : Uses the word "stumped" in regards to problem : 2
: : Is seen in a sweater : 2
: : Beams directly to sickbay or orders someone to:
: : be beamed directly to sickbay : 1
: : Is seen on the bridge for no apparent reason : 1
: : Appears without her lab coat : 1
: : Appears without her lab coat in sickbay : 2
: : Uses one of her ridiculous 24th century :
: : medical terms : 1
: : Performs major surgery : 2
: : Diagnoses something really obvious : 1
: : Shows maternal instinct : 2
: : Loses a patient : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: Deanna : "What do YOU think about that?" or other quote:
: Quotes : reminiscent of ELIZA : 1
: : "Are you troubled?" (when they obviously are) : 1
: : "Mother! Please...!" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Deanna : Senses something really shocking : 1
: Actions : Gives us Betazoid insight into something :
: : really obvious : 2
: : Senses (and lists) more than one emotion : 1
: : Cries : 2
: : Is hit on : 1
: : Rolls her eyes : 1
: : Can't shut out all the feelings : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: O'Brien : Has a line in a first or second season episode: 1
: Actions : Disables a weapon during transport : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: Wesley : "It's easy!" (or "simple", etc.) : 1
: Quotes : "Wow", "Gee", "Ooh", etc. : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Wesley : Talks back to his mom : 1
: Actions : Saves the day : 1
: : Saves the day and nobody understands his :
: : pseudoscientific babbling : 2
: : Saves the day and nobody thanks him : 2
: : Appears to be hitting on someone : 1
: : Gets that annoying "impish" grin : 1
: : Creates some spiffy new science project : 1
: : Gets that "I'm not just a kid" attitude : 1
: : Swallows really hard : 1
: : Has his life threatened : 2
: : Has his life threatened and he dies : Party like it's
: : : 1999!
: : Is seen with a girl (other than when on duty) : 3
: ================================================== =========================
: Lwuxana : "Little One" in reference to Deanna : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Lwuxana : Reads Picard's mind (or pretends to) : 1
: Actions : Is referred to in an episode in which she does:
: : not appear : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: Yar : Suggests that the Enterprise fight, upon :
: Actions : meeting another ship, etc. : 1
: : Denise Crosby makes a guest appearance : 1
: : Decks someone : 1
: : Decks someone just to show her strength, etc. : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: Pulaski : Mispronounces Data's name : 1
: : Calls Data "it" or accuses him of being unable:
: : to do something because he's an android : 1
: : Cuts Picard off : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: Guinan : Makes someone sigh at the end of a talk : 1
: : Talks about "her people" : 1
: ================================================== =========================
:
:
: ================================================== =========================
: Variations
: ================================================== =========================
: "Engage", "Make It So", "Energize", "Accessing", "On Screen" and "Magnify"
: are shot words - you must take a drink unless you say the exact word _in
: unison_ with the dialogue. Two drinks if you say the wrong word.
:
: Whenever Riker appears in a scene, the last person to say "Oink Oink" takes
: a drink.
:
: If Troi "senses" something, everyone must stick a finger down their throats
: and make gagging sounds - last one to do so takes a drink. (This one could
: be dangerous in the latter stages of the game.)
:
: At the start of a commercial break, guess who will do the next log entry.
: Take a drink if you're wrong. If there's no log entry, everyone drinks.
:
: When Data launches into a long explanation, the last person to interrupt
: with "Thank you, Commander..." takes a drink. Doesn't count if you say it
: after it's said on the screen.
:
: Whenever Wesley saves the ship, throw something at the TV. Take a drink if
: you don't hit Wesley.
:
: Before the show, everyone predicts Dr. Crusher's hairstyle. Everyone who
: is wrong has to take a drink.
:
: Whenever Troi gets a headache, drink until the headache subsides.
:
: Before the show, everyone predicts Guinan's hat style (stop sign or
: teardrop). Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.
:
: Whenever Data embarasses himself, drink until somebody stops him.
: ================================================== =========================
: Modification Date: September 6, 1991
: ================================================== =========================
:
:
:
:

[TheTruth]

Then reality must really suck for you. :)
Yeah, it does. :depressed

[SpursWoman]

Yeah, it does. :depressed


So, what do you look like? :)

[SWC Bonfire]

Here's the ST:TNG game I was talking about. The date on this game is 1991.

And they wonder how the kid at MIT died of alcohol poisoning a few years back...

[TheTruth]

And they wonder how the kid at MIT died of alcohol poisoning a few years back...
I think he was playing the Star Wars game.

[TheTruth]

So, what do you look like? :)
Like someone who would get his ass kicked by a Victoria Secret model's security guard.

[SpursWoman]

Like someone who would get his ass kicked by a Victoria Secret model's security guard.


:lol :lol :lol

[TheTruth]

but i still like the commercials.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I've played quarters (a couple of versions anyway)...and I knew about (but never played...it was after my time...) a ST:TNG drinking game (with about 150 rules...:wow)


I've played that !!!

you play with shots and a bottle or can of beer.
some things are sips, some things are 10 secound chugs and some things are a shot.
I can't remeber everything... but here are some:

whenever Capt. Picard does the "picard manuever"
When ever geordi says "well captian.. (pause sigh)"
whenever capt.picard says "make it so"
whenever we have inadvertanly offended an alien culture

oh damn that was fun. :nerd



other drinking ga,mes I have played:
chandeliers
beer bitch
quarters

[ObiwanGinobili]

Here's the ST:TNG game I was talking about. The date on this game is 1991.


:
: Star Trek: The Next Generation
: The Canonical Drinking Game
:
: ================================================== =========================
: Requirements: Episode(s) of ST:TNG
: This list
: People (the more the merrier)
: Beverages of your choice
:
: Instructions: Simple. Watch the show, and whenever a condition is met,
: take the appropriate number of drinks. The definition of
: "drink" should be decided before game play starts. Usually,
: a good mouthful will suffice. Optional rules are included
: at the end of the list for fun variations on the "standard"
: game.
:
: Compiler's Note: I would advise taking some time before game play starts
: to decide which conditions to use and which to ignore.
: Remember that this list is canonical, so you probably will
: _not_ want to use them all (especially with a new episode,
: since you'll spend all your time reading the list, rather
: than watching). Please send any corrections, suggestions,
: requests, submissions, flames, etc. to the address listed
: above.
:
: ================================================== =========================
: Category: Condition : Number of Drinks
: ================================================== =========================
: General : "Open hailing frequencies" : 1
: Quotes : "Medical emergency" : 1
: : "Belay that order" : 1
: : "Energize" : 1
: : "Hell", "Damn" and other swearing. : 1
: : SEE ALSO: Riker's special swearing rules. :
: : "It's not like anything I've ever seen before": 1
: : "Impossible" : 1
: : "Impossible" while watching the "impossible" : 2
: : "Shut up, Wesley" : 3
: : "On screen" : 1
: : "Understood" : 1
: : "Set phasers on..." : 1
: : "Acknowledged" : 1
: : "Priority One" : 1
: : "Just a little more time...!" : 1
: : "Eastern/Western/Southern/Northern Continent" : 2
: : "The Klingon Home Planet" or other reference :
: : without actually giving it a name : 2
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: General : A female crewmember has flawless makeup after :
: Actions : she's been put through the ringer : 1
: : A crewmember straightens his/her uniform : 1 ea.
: : SEE ALSO: Picard's special uniform rules. :
: : A crewmember drinks (outside of 10 Forward) : 1 ea.
: : SEE ALSO: Picard's special drinking rules.:
: : A bridge officer is seen in casual clothes : 1 ea.
: : SEE ALSO: Picard's & Beverly's special :
: : clothing rules. :
: : A bridge officer is seen in dress uniform : 1 ea.
: : "Ensign Ethnic" or "Ensign Buxom" gets a line : 1
: : Someone is referred to by their first name : 1
: : First names while sexual tension present : 2
: : The sarcophagus is used in sickbay : 2
: : Nobody leaves the ship, but we still see more :
: : than one room of the alien ship/planet/etc: 2
: : The same matte painting of an alien planet is :
: : used after each commercial break : 1
: : The matte painting has a moving ground vehicle: 2
: : Transporter Room 3 is used : 1
: : A shuttlecraft appears unsafe : 1
: : Someone reads a book : 1
: : Mention of dilithium crystals : 1
: : Someone adopts a persona (Dixon Hill, Sherlock:
: : Holmes, etc.) : 1 ea.
: : Someone receives a shot : 1
: : Someone receives a shot from a non-medical :
: : officer : 2
: : A new alien has latex on its forehead : 1
: : A new alien also has differently shaped hands : 1
: : A new alien doesn't have latex on its forehead: 2
: : Someone preaches the Prime Directive : 1
: : Someone other than Picard preaches the P.D. : 2
: : Someone preaches about "Humanity's Unique :
: : Potential" : 1
: : An "Old Earth Saying" is brought up : 1
: : A member of the bridge crew takes over a :
: : by pushing someone out of the way : 2
: : Someone wakes up from a nightmare : 1
: : The bridge crew contemplates mutiny : 3
: : The holodeck appears in its "natural" state : 2
: : Holodeck characters become aware of their own :
: : ephemerality : 2
: : Someone implies that 10 Forward is a Happening:
: : Place : 1
: : They fade to commercial playing the "ominous :
: : horns" : 1
: : They fade to commercial with a soap-opera-like:
: : close up on someone's face : 1
: : The Enterprise is hurled somewhere by another :
: : force (Q, Tin Man, etc.) : 2
: : Klingon is spoken : 1
: : English is spoken by Klingons when they are :
: : alone and have no reason to speak English : 2
: : Picard or Riker order a course change by :
: : exact X, Y, and Z coordinates, rather than:
: : something like "Set course for Starbase 8": 3
: : The computer makes that "I'm listening" chirp : 1
: : An "expendable" is killed : 1 ea.
: : A new alien ship is revealed : 1
: : Something escapes the sensors : 1
: : Something escapes the sensors and they use the:
: : word "interference" as an excuse : 2
: : Communications malfunction/go out : 1
: : Transporter goes down : 1
: : A token alien is shown in the background :
: : and has no lines : 1
: : The token alien is a Vulcan : 2
: : Yellow Alert : 1
: : Red Alert : 2
: : Intruder Alert : 3
: : The Enterprise docks at a starbase : 3
: : Another Captain or Starfleet Command officer :
: : is shown : 1
: : A desk hologram is seen : 2
: : There is a countdown : 1
: : Someone stops the countdown : 2
: : Bridge command is handed over : 1
: : The Enterprise avoids a conflict rather than :
: : using force : 1
: : The Enterprise actually fights (shots must be :
: : fired) : 2
: : Someone uses the episode's title in a sentence: 2
: : The saucer section separates : Whole Beverage
: : They contact someone via communicator or :
: : intercom without activating it : 1
: : Communicators don't work : 1
: : Communicators are out of range : 2
: : The battle bridge is used : 1
: : The battle bridge is used with the saucer :
: : section still attached : 2
: : TNG contradicts a fact stated in TOS : 2
: : Dialogue in the turbolift : 1
: : A poker game is shown : 1
: : A log entry is made : 1
: : A log entry is made - not by Picard : 2
: : A stardate is mentioned - not in a log entry : 1
: : An Old Earth Date is mentioned : 2
: : Someone requests that an image on the main :
: : viewer be magnified : 1
: : Someone requests magnification when it's :
: : painfully obvious that it's necessary : 2
: : Readings go off the scale : 1
: : The ship/crew is seconds away from disaster : 1
: : Someone removes their communicator : 1
: : Someone places their communicator on something:
: : so it can be beamed away or destroyed : 2
: : Someone gives their communicator to a non- :
: : crewmember so they can communicate with :
: : the Enterprise : 3
: : The transporter room can't lock on to someone : 1
: : The transporter room pulls someone through :
: : after their ship explodes : 2
: : Someone who normally pronounces "sensors" as :
: : "SEN-sers" pronounces it as "SEN-sohrs" : 1
: : Someone brings up the matter/antimatter ratio : 1
: : A member of the bridge crew looks WAY too :
: : pleased with him/herself : 1
: : A Captain's Log entry is made by someone other:
: : than Picard : 2
: : A sound effect from TOS is heard : 1
: : The camera pans > 90 degrees to show how BIG :
: : the ship is : 1
: : Someone changes their pronunciation of a word :
: : within the same scene : 1
: : Someone throws/is hit by/etc. styrofoam props : 1
: : Someone quotes Shakespeare, etc. (See Picard) : 1
: : A bad fight scene occurs : 1
: : The Enterprise is taken over : 1
: : The weapons are rendered useless : 1
: : Phasers are used for a different function than:
: : intended (e.g. overload, power :
: : a transporter, etc.) : 1
: : Harmonics are changed in shields/phasers/etc. : 1
: : Someone alludes to a work/person/event/etc. :
: : that hasn't been made/existed/happened yet: 1
: : A guest appearance is made by someone from TOS: 3
: : Security alert or request : 1
: : Part of a set is destroyed in a fistfight : 2
: : A succession of five face closeups with no :
: : dialogue : 1
: : A shuttlecraft is launched : 2
: : A probe is launched : 1
: : Someone mentions Jack Crusher : 2
: : Someone is seen out of uniform (in civvies) : 2
: : The Enterprise is boarded by hostiles : 2
: : The warp engine light goes really fast : 2
: : The auto-destruct sequence is activated : 3
: : A principle character is put on trial : 1
: : The Enterprise is captured in a nebula/cloud : 1
: : A star returns from the dead : Whole Beverage
: : Ancient alien technology screws things up : 1
: : Someone is transported to somewhere other than:
: : a transporter room or sickbay from :
: : somewhere other than a transporter room : 2
: : The Enterprise encounters an unknown energy :
: : form : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: Picard : "Make it so" : 1
: Quotes : "Engage" : 1
: : "Come" : 1
: : "Come" (in personal quarters) : 2
: : "Captain's Log" : 1
: : "Captain's Log, Supplemental" : 2
: : "Proceed" : 1
: : "Number One" : 1
: : "The boy" in reference to Wesley : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Picard : Straightens his uniform : 2
: Actions : Straightens his uniform before giving a speech: 3
: : Drinks : 2
: : Drinks tea : 3
: : Drinks tea identified as Earl Grey : 4
: : Wears chest-revealing bedwear : 2
: : Has an accident or is attacked : 2
: : Accident or attack draws blood : 3
: : Is possessed : 4
: : Requests a Level One Diagnostic : 1
: : Makes a speech that saves the day : 1
: : Tries to avoid Lwuxana Troi : 1
: : Surrenders : 1
: : Leaves the ship : 1
: : Leaves the ship to lead an away team : 2
: : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
: : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
: : Appears uncomfortable (around women, children): 1
: : Quotes Shakespeare, etc. : 2
: : Leaves the bridge during a crisis to talk with:
: : Dr. Crusher or Guinan : 1
: : Talks about death to Dr. Crusher : 1
: : Takes a communique from Starfleet in his ready:
: : room : 1
: : Is called upon to mediate a dispute : 2
: : Takes the helm in a tricky situation : 3
: : Is seen on the bridge out of uniform : 2
: : Calls a meeting : 1
: : Calls a meeting in the middle of a crisis : 2
: : Cries : Whole Beverage
: ================================================== =========================
: Worf : "Impressive" : 1
: Quotes : "Admirable" : 1
: : "Grrrrr" (A simple sneer qualifies) : 1
: : "I am a Klingon" : 1
: : "Klingons do NOT..." : 1
: : "Security Override!" : 2
: : "Human women are too fragile" : 2
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Worf : Uses the word "human" in a sense meaning puny,:
: Actions : weak, or otherwise >not< Klingon : 2
: : Gets beat up : 1
: : Actually wins a fight : 2
: : Throws someone in the brig/Arrests someone : 1
: : Asks for an explanation of a human term/custom: 1
: : Says something with a tilt of his head/nod : 1
: : Has a suggestion shot down offhandedly : 2
: : Fusses about his discommendation : 2
: : Makes a reference to his sexual prowess : 2
: : Mentions or participates in some bizarre :
: : Klingon ritual : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: Data : "Fascinating" : 1
: Quotes : "Accessing" : 1
: : "Inquiry" : 1
: : "Intriguing" : 1
: : "I am an android" : 1
: : "I cannot feel emotions", etc : 1
: : "Increase speed" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Data : Uses his strength : 1
: Actions : Uses his strength and shows up Worf : 2
: : Uses his superior android speed : 1
: : Innards are revealed : 1
: : Innards are revealed other than his head : 2
: : Is cut off mid-sentence : 1
: : Is cut off during a list of synonyms : 2
: : Stops himself during an inappropriate speech : 2
: : Has to have "An Old Earth Saying" explained : 2
: : Gives a list of synonyms for the term he did :
: : not understand : 1
: : Is able to interpret/use alien technology in :
: : no time : 1
: : Uses a new colloquialism : 1
: : Uses a contraction : Whole Beverage
: : Affects a human mannerism (e.g. Sherlock Data): 2
: : Corrects somebody's grammar : 1
: : Brent Spiner breaks character for comic effect: 1
: : Gives an "approximation" out to several :
: : decimal places : 1
: : Does that little head twitch : 1
: : Gets kissed, etc. : 3
: : Is told that he's more human than he thinks : 2
: : Is "used" to save the ship, beam down, or hang:
: : around infected people because the :
: : situation is too dangerous for humans : 3
: ================================================== =========================
: Riker : "Hell" : 2
: Quotes : "What the hell is going on?" : Whole Beverage
: : "You are personally responsible for the :
: : Captain's safety" to Worf : 2
: : "With pleasure, sir" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Riker : Walks forward as if he's trying to knock an :
: Actions : imaginary door down with his forehead : 1
: : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
: : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
: : Thrusts his chin out with a smug look : 1
: : Stands with his feet more than 2 ft. apart :1 per ' beyond 2'
: : Pronounces a word in a way that does not match:
: : his heritage (e.g. charade=shur-AHD) : 2
: : Acts blatantly like Kirk : 1
: : Gets that annoying smirk on his face : 1
: : Gets the girl : 1
: : Gets the girl for no apparent reason : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: LaForge : "...lost a lotta good people down there..." : 1
: Quotes : "Maybe not" in response to "Impossible" : 2
: : "I'm workin' on it!" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: LaForge : VISOR is taken or knocked off : 1
: Actions : Tweaks the warp engines/shields/tractor beams : 1
: : Wishes he had human vision : 1
: : Is used as a "human tricorder" : 1
: : Sees with his own eyes (VISORless) : Whole Beverage
: : Interacts with a woman (real or not) in the :
: : holodeck : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: Beverly : "This won't hurt a bit" : 1
: Quotes : "This shouldn't be happening" : 1
: : "Nothing yet, but we're working on it" : 1
: : "He's dead " : 1
: : "He's gone..." : 2
: : "This man is dying!" : 3
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Beverly : Can't figure out some bizarre medical problem : 1
: Actions : Uses the word "stumped" in regards to problem : 2
: : Is seen in a sweater : 2
: : Beams directly to sickbay or orders someone to:
: : be beamed directly to sickbay : 1
: : Is seen on the bridge for no apparent reason : 1
: : Appears without her lab coat : 1
: : Appears without her lab coat in sickbay : 2
: : Uses one of her ridiculous 24th century :
: : medical terms : 1
: : Performs major surgery : 2
: : Diagnoses something really obvious : 1
: : Shows maternal instinct : 2
: : Loses a patient : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: Deanna : "What do YOU think about that?" or other quote:
: Quotes : reminiscent of ELIZA : 1
: : "Are you troubled?" (when they obviously are) : 1
: : "Mother! Please...!" : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Deanna : Senses something really shocking : 1
: Actions : Gives us Betazoid insight into something :
: : really obvious : 2
: : Senses (and lists) more than one emotion : 1
: : Cries : 2
: : Is hit on : 1
: : Rolls her eyes : 1
: : Can't shut out all the feelings : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: O'Brien : Has a line in a first or second season episode: 1
: Actions : Disables a weapon during transport : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: Wesley : "It's easy!" (or "simple", etc.) : 1
: Quotes : "Wow", "Gee", "Ooh", etc. : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Wesley : Talks back to his mom : 1
: Actions : Saves the day : 1
: : Saves the day and nobody understands his :
: : pseudoscientific babbling : 2
: : Saves the day and nobody thanks him : 2
: : Appears to be hitting on someone : 1
: : Gets that annoying "impish" grin : 1
: : Creates some spiffy new science project : 1
: : Gets that "I'm not just a kid" attitude : 1
: : Swallows really hard : 1
: : Has his life threatened : 2
: : Has his life threatened and he dies : Party like it's
: : : 1999!
: : Is seen with a girl (other than when on duty) : 3
: ================================================== =========================
: Lwuxana : "Little One" in reference to Deanna : 1
: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Lwuxana : Reads Picard's mind (or pretends to) : 1
: Actions : Is referred to in an episode in which she does:
: : not appear : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: Yar : Suggests that the Enterprise fight, upon :
: Actions : meeting another ship, etc. : 1
: : Denise Crosby makes a guest appearance : 1
: : Decks someone : 1
: : Decks someone just to show her strength, etc. : 2
: ================================================== =========================
: Pulaski : Mispronounces Data's name : 1
: : Calls Data "it" or accuses him of being unable:
: : to do something because he's an android : 1
: : Cuts Picard off : 1
: ================================================== =========================
: Guinan : Makes someone sigh at the end of a talk : 1
: : Talks about "her people" : 1
: ================================================== =========================
:
:
: ================================================== =========================
: Variations
: ================================================== =========================
: "Engage", "Make It So", "Energize", "Accessing", "On Screen" and "Magnify"
: are shot words - you must take a drink unless you say the exact word _in
: unison_ with the dialogue. Two drinks if you say the wrong word.
:
: Whenever Riker appears in a scene, the last person to say "Oink Oink" takes
: a drink.
:
: If Troi "senses" something, everyone must stick a finger down their throats
: and make gagging sounds - last one to do so takes a drink. (This one could
: be dangerous in the latter stages of the game.)
:
: At the start of a commercial break, guess who will do the next log entry.
: Take a drink if you're wrong. If there's no log entry, everyone drinks.
:
: When Data launches into a long explanation, the last person to interrupt
: with "Thank you, Commander..." takes a drink. Doesn't count if you say it
: after it's said on the screen.
:
: Whenever Wesley saves the ship, throw something at the TV. Take a drink if
: you don't hit Wesley.
:
: Before the show, everyone predicts Dr. Crusher's hairstyle. Everyone who
: is wrong has to take a drink.
:
: Whenever Troi gets a headache, drink until the headache subsides.
:
: Before the show, everyone predicts Guinan's hat style (stop sign or
: teardrop). Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.
:
: Whenever Data embarasses himself, drink until somebody stops him.
: ================================================== =========================
: Modification Date: September 6, 1991
: ================================================== =========================
:
:
:
:




ohhhhhh. thank god you've found the real rules!
I'm gonna save this and have myslef a little party after the baby is born! :elephant :oops

[batman2883]

Real Women are the shiznit at Ms. Pac Man

[ObiwanGinobili]

Ms. Pac Man World for regular playstation. :tu

[travis2]

ohhhhhh. thank god you've found the real rules!
I'm gonna save this and have myslef a little party after the baby is born! :elephant :oops
:drunk :vomit

:lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

Real Woman signing in...
































:D

[batman2883]

I just wanted to say that this past weekend i finally had a chicken fried steak from Lulu's, man it was awesome i didnt even finish it, and im a person that finishes everything....it was extremly delish

[ObiwanGinobili]

Real Woman signing in...
































:D

me too! :elephant

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm not cooking tonight. :tu
i'm ordering out from
http://www.rushdeliveries.com

But I can't decide on what I should get. :oops

CHOICE #1:
Wings n' More
50 hotwings
cheese sticks

CHOICE #2:
Black Eyed Pea
cheese sticks
fried muchrooms
potato skins
country cobb salad


so what should it be???
and yes, i know these are not the healthiest choices in the world. :fro

[SpursWoman]

There are still Black Eyed Peas open?

[1369]

Go with the Black Eyed Pea.

Too many hot wings will make you want a cold beer.

[SWC Bonfire]

There are still Black Eyed Peas open?

There is one over in the Medical center part of town, Fredricksburg Rd I think.

[ObiwanGinobili]

There is one over in the Medical center part of town, Fredricksburg Rd I think.


thast the one they deliver from i think.

[Horry For 3!]

I'm not cooking tonight. :tu
i'm ordering out from
http://www.rushdeliveries.com

But I can't decide on what I should get. :oops

CHOICE #1:
Wings n' More
50 hotwings
cheese sticks

CHOICE #2:
Black Eyed Pea
cheese sticks
fried muchrooms
potato skins
country cobb salad


so what should it be???
and yes, i know these are not the healthiest choices in the world. :fro
#2

[ObiwanGinobili]

ok. i did it.
I orderd choice #2. :D

thank god I asked you guys cause I've been staring at these menus sine 3:30!

[Horry For 3!]

ok. i did it.
I orderd choice #2. :D

thank god I asked you guys cause I've been staring at these menus sine 3:30!
Your welcome. I choose mine ;) lol

[Horry For 3!]

Oh and GiG is asking around for your black line picture, ObiwanGinobili.

[Horry For 3!]

I told him it was somewhere in this thread...atleast I think it is? I've never seen it so don't know.

[ObiwanGinobili]

no it's not in this thread anymore.
I'm not hosting it, i needed the room.

plus - wha? he's asking you privetly about my pic? i swear if i end up as one of his "friends" on his dumbass my space I'll shoot myself. :lol

[Mixability]

no it's not in this thread anymore.
I'm not hosting it, i needed the room.

plus - wha? he's asking you privetly about my pic? i swear if i end up as one of his "friends" on his dumbass my space I'll shoot myself. :lol

you're on myspace? next we'll have requests for your "link"

[ShoogarBear]

Jessica Alba should be on every list ever created.


A list of sexy older women?

Don't matter.

If this list has the word sexy on it, it has to include her.

The next edition of the OED will be eliminating sexy and replacing it with Jessica Alba.

[Horry For 3!]

no it's not in this thread anymore.
I'm not hosting it, i needed the room.

plus - wha? he's asking you privetly about my pic? i swear if i end up as one of his "friends" on his dumbass my space I'll shoot myself. :lol
Can I have your myspace?


:lmao jk

[ObiwanGinobili]

Don't matter.

If this list has the word sexy on it, it has to include her.

The next edition of the OED will be eliminating sexy and replacing it with Jessica Alba.


the list was SPECIFICLY for women who get better with age aka older women... just take the spaces out of the specifications so that it's one big word..
jessica alba does not qualify! she's MY age fer christs sake and I ain't old.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i signed up for myspace forever long ago... can't even remeber when.. i never dii anythign with it.. i can't even remeber my password..

do you think they've deleted me by now?

[Horry For 3!]

i signed up for myspace forever long ago... can't even remeber when.. i never dii anythign with it.. i can't even remeber my password..

do you think they've deleted me by now?
Nope, you have to delete your account.

I only get on myspace to see if I got new comments or new mail. I found some of my old friends from this school I went to when I was a fresh, soph in HS. So I see if I get messages from them.

[ObiwanGinobili]

hmmmm.
well that sucks.

[ShoogarBear]

Testy, testy.

Anyway, she's better at 24 than she was at 23.

:)

[Horry For 3!]

hmmmm.
well that sucks.
Just remember your e-mail and password or atleast your e-mail and you'll be able to figure out your password i'm sure by the question you filled out. Then delete it?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Just remember your e-mail and password or atleast your e-mail and you'll be able to figure out your password i'm sure by the question you filled out. Then delete it?


good idea

[ObiwanGinobili]

Testy, testy.

Anyway, she's better at 24 than she was at 23.

:)


23 to 24 is NOT aging....

face it: you must wait a minimum of 6 yrs to add her to this list.
besides , she's on every other damn list, just take her off this one and keep her for yourself. is that so hard? :princess

[Horry For 3!]

good idea
Your welcome.

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, I'll back off.

Apparently Jessica is not allowed amongst Real Women, but I bet if I had said Angelina, you wouldn't have had any problem.

I will also ignore the bait of your obvious straight line . . .

[ObiwanGinobili]

your ignoring it in type.. but in your head you grabbed it an ran!

[ShoogarBear]

I did not grab anything . . .

[SpursWoman]

Apparently Jessica is not allowed amongst Real Women, but I bet if I had said Angelina, you wouldn't have had any problem.



If you think she is, you missed the entire point of this thread, and since that seems to be a recurring theme in remarks made by several people referencing this thread, I'll point it out:

Real Women = normal, everyday women

REAL WOMAN don't have the luxury of obscene amounts of money, personal trainers, plastic surgeons, nutritionists, personal assistants and shoppers, air brushing and time to spend hours at the gym...therefore, THE MAJORITY OF REAL WOMAN don't look like Jessica Alba. The very fact that you even know who she is when you have no other access to her--other than the media--to put her on *every list* automatically takes her out of this category.

And Angelina is 30, and was on that list...but still not a Real Woman in the context of this thread.


:)

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.jackhodgson.com/weblog/img/2003/Q4/brrrrrr.jpg

[SpursWoman]

http://www.rushdeliveries.com



We service these entire zip codes
78205
78209
78212
78213
78216
78229
78230
78231
78232
78240
78248
78249


:elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant


Looks like I'm not cooking tonight, either. :smokin

[Horry For 3!]

:elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant


Looks like I'm not cooking tonight, either. :smokin
:lol

[Horry For 3!]

78118 isn't in there. I am still not cooking tonight. :)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i promised not to post in here anymore but this is necessary

Its funny how when men get jealous of women talking about people like brad pitt and johnny depp, they're just being stupid jealous men fighting amongst each other for alpha status

but when women are accused of being jealous of ridiculously good looking women they're just "being real" and come up with excuse after excuse


typ
ic
al

heaven forbid anyone open their eyes and admit jessica alba is just flat out gorgeous...she was hot AS she stepped on the scene, in Idle Hands, before she probably had personal trainers, etc

[Horry For 3!]

i promised not to post in here anymore but this is necessary

Its funny how when men get jealous of women talking about people like brad pitt and johnny depp, they're just being stupid jealous men fighting amongst each other for alpha status

but when women are accused of being jealous of ridiculously good looking women they're just "being real" and come up with excuse after excuse


typ
ic
al

heaven forbid anyone open their eyes and admit jessica alba is just flat out gorgeous...she was hot AS she stepped on the scene, in Idle Hands, before she probably had personal trainers, etc
I want to grab her ass like Anton did. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

:elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant


Looks like I'm not cooking tonight, either. :smokin


:lol :tu

[SpursWoman]

i promised not to post in here anymore but this is necessary

Its funny how when men get jealous of women talking about people like brad pitt and johnny depp, they're just being stupid jealous men fighting amongst each other for alpha status

but when women are accused of being jealous of ridiculously good looking women they're just "being real" and come up with excuse after excuse


typ
ic
al

heaven forbid anyone open their eyes and admit jessica alba is just flat out gorgeous...she was hot AS she stepped on the scene, in Idle Hands, before she probably had personal trainers, etc


Nobody said Jessica Alba wasn't gorgeous, but we were talking about a list some guy had of beautiful older women, she's only 24 SO SHE DIDN'T QUALIFY FOR THAT PARTICULAR LIST....and #2. you couldn't have understood anything whatsoever about any of the (serious) responses in this thread if you think it's just "excuses". Most women DO NOT have access to the resources these woman have....that's a fact, not an excuse. If I could afford a personal trainer, a plastic surgeon, and hours to spend at the gym, you'd be jerking off to a picture of me, too. But I don't, so you won't. :)

And to continue with my last thought, so I (hopefully) don't sound like some bitter old ugly woman....I think the other extreme of women need to be omitted from my "real woman" definition, too. And those are those gluttonous gigantic women that don't even make an attempt at keeping themselves remotely healthy and are somehow proud of it. BBW? is that what they are called? I don't think I'd be proud of that label....I don't think *most* woman would be either...but that's entirely my own opinion.

[ObiwanGinobili]

And those are those gluttonous gigantic women that don't even make an attempt at keeping themselves remotely healthy and are somehow proud of it. BBW? is that what they are called? I don't think I'd be proud of that label....I don't think *most* woman would be either...but that's entirely my own opinion.

:tu
oh no. your totally right. I agree with every fiber of my soul.
thats just disgusting. your given this wonderfull body and you want to be respected for how badly you fucked it up??? :wtf whatever.
have some self respect and eat a salad... and get OFF YOUR ASS!
I hate lazy people.

[spurschick]

Most of the women that are posted in the "hot chicks" threads are gorgeous... they wouldn't be half-naked in mags like Maxim if they weren't. And I'd love to have the body of a 20-year-old again, including the ability to eat tupperware and have it not affect me. But even the "hot chicks" will tell you that they have flaws which are graciously photoshopped out in the published pics. (Some people have personal trainers and personal chefs... I would like a personal photoshopper who preps me before I go out. :spin)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Nobody said Jessica Alba wasn't gorgeous,


i never saw one of the 'real women' admit she WAS either


but we were talking about a list some guy had of beautiful older women, she's only 24 SO SHE DIDN'T QUALIFY FOR THAT PARTICULAR LIST....

i thought the list was of people who have got hotter as they have got older, or was it just flat out older? if its just old, then youre right, if its hotter as older, she does qualify


Most women DO NOT have access to the resources these woman have
thats a fact and an excuse. you don't need 10000 dollar equipment to get a hot body. All you need is time and effort.
.
If I could afford a personal trainer, a plastic surgeon, and hours to spend at the gym

excuse excuse, and excuse

Not every actress and hot ass model has had surgery. I doubt Alba has had surgery.

Again, these are excuses. WHy can't you just admit they're hot as fuck and leave it as that? You don't need a trainer to be thin, have a flat tummy, get toned, etc
It just takes time and hard work....the trainers are there to maximize the results but results can be acheived without personal trainers (see: anyone who spends 1 hour a day working out)

I'm sure if anyone cut their blogging time in half and just went outside and ran they'd get slimmer

[SpursWoman]

I don't go out of my way to admit a particularly good-looking man is gorgeous, why the hell would I do it for a woman?


[/someone who's spent thousands of hours on an elliptical trainer and thousands of dollars on personal trainers]

:)

[spurschick]

[/someone who's spent thousands of hours on an elliptical trainer and thousands of dollars on personal trainers]

:)

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...
You're hot, both inside and out. :spin
Stop spending money on exercise, save it for La Cantera.

[SpursWoman]

Stop spending money on exercise, save it for La Cantera.


True, but I still need to find a baby-sitter. :lol

[travis2]

True, but I still need to find a baby-sitter. :lol

Again, isn't that what User is for? :lol

[SpursWoman]

Again, isn't that what User is for? :lol



Why would I sic that dastardly task on him?? :fro :lol

[1369]

Well, you want to know if he's "totally committed", don't you?

[1Parker1]

If you think she is, you missed the entire point of this thread, and since that seems to be a recurring theme in remarks made by several people referencing this thread, I'll point it out:

Real Women = normal, everyday women

REAL WOMAN don't have the luxury of obscene amounts of money, personal trainers, plastic surgeons, nutritionists, personal assistants and shoppers, air brushing and time to spend hours at the gym...therefore, THE MAJORITY OF REAL WOMAN don't look like Jessica Alba. The very fact that you even know who she is when you have no other access to her--other than the media--to put her on *every list* automatically takes her out of this category.

And Angelina is 30, and was on that list...but still not a Real Woman in the context of this thread.


:)


Excellent Points SPURSWOMAN!!

[SpursWoman]

Well, you want to know if he's "totally committed", don't you?


Committed, or needs to be committed?

[travis2]

Committed, or needs to be committed?

Same thing, isn't it?

[SpursWoman]

Same thing, isn't it?


....has to be. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

screw personal photoshopper.. i want a "babysitter in a bottle"..whenever i need one i just rub the bottle and *poof* there she is!

[batman2883]

just swallow the jagged little pill and your wish shall come true

[Guru of Nothing]

does anyone else besides mw think that clean balls smell like a feather pillow?

I thought of you when I ran across this (http://downloads.eonstreams.com/ccri/tn_memphis/dvby83dvby3g93evb78/scrotumscrub.wmv)

[ObiwanGinobili]

I thought of you when I ran across this (http://downloads.eonstreams.com/ccri/tn_memphis/dvby83dvby3g93evb78/scrotumscrub.wmv)


:lmao

scrotum scrub will never do the job that a good ol' fashioned bar of LAVA accomplishes! :smokin

[SpursWoman]

scrotum scrub will never do the job that a good ol' fashioned bar of LAVA accomplishes!


Or muratic acid, one of the two. :)

[SWC Bonfire]

Or muratic acid, one of the two. :)

NO, NO, NO, NO!!! :nope

[SpursWoman]

NO, NO, NO, NO!!! :nope


What? I thought LAVA & Muratic Acid were very similar in composition... :angel

[Spam]

Mine prefer a tongue bath.

[batman2883]

Just out of curiosity, have any of the women in this thread ever been donkey punched?

[SWC Bonfire]

What? I thought LAVA & Muratic Acid were very similar in composition... :angel

About as similar as KY jelly and lye soap.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Mine prefer a tongue bath.


what you and your pet :cat do is your own buisness




[/animal lover forum]

[ObiwanGinobili]

Just out of curiosity, have any of the women in this thread ever been donkey punched?


wtf?

[Jekka]

wtf?

www.urbandictionary.com

[SpursWoman]

Just out of curiosity, have any of the women in this thread ever been donkey punched?



Where the hell did that come from? :lmao

[SpursWoman]

About as similar as KY jelly and lye soap.


You know that was a joke, right? LAVA soap is HARSH.

[ObiwanGinobili]

dear lord what will they think of next. :rolleyes

[batman2883]

i take it no woman has ever been donkey punched huh??? Well a real woman takes it well.....

[SWC Bonfire]

You know that was a joke, right? LAVA soap is HARSH.

Its not that bad. They started putting pumice in Irish Spring soap.

[SpursWoman]

i take it no woman has ever been donkey punched huh??? Well a real woman takes it well.....




A real woman would kick someone's fucking ass for something like that. :wow :lol

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha ha no they wouldnt they would take it like a woman and be like "damn baby why gotta be so rough"

[SpursWoman]

ha ha ha ha ha ha no they wouldnt they would take it like a woman and be like "damn baby why gotta be so rough"



Until he went to sleep. :) [/Loraina]

[batman2883]

www.urbandictionary.com
ha ha ha ha ha i never knew that site existed those were some funny ass definitions of donkey punches

[batman2883]

Until he went to sleep. :) [/Lorraina]


So i take it you have kicked someones ass for it before huh?

[SpursWoman]

So i take it you have kicked someones ass for it before huh?


Haha...no. :lol

[batman2883]

Haha...no. :lol
No getting around it now SW you gotta spill the beans....... :blah

[SpursWoman]

No beans to spill. :)

[1Parker1]

Didn't you hear? SW and Shelly had a fist fight over who got JimC. They called it a draw when they realized who they were fighting for :spin

















I kid! I kid!

[SpursWoman]

Didn't you hear? SW and Shelly had a fist fight over who got JimC. They called it a draw when they realized who they were fighting for :spin


What does that have to do with taking it up the ass, then getting smacked in the back of the head? :wow :wow :lol





























Shelly forgot her strap-on. :depressed

[batman2883]

no its not a smack its a punch to the back of the neck and it makes you tighten up makes the orgasm much much better...so spill the beans

[Kori Ellis]

no its not a smack its a punch to the back of the neck and it makes you tighten up makes the orgasm much much better...so spill the beans

So I assume you've been donkey punched from your boyfriend?

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha i hope you mean Spurs Woman Kori Ellis

[Kori Ellis]

No, I'm talking to you.

[SpursWoman]

No one in my house likes beans, so there are none. :)

[Shelly]

What does that have to do with taking it up the ass, then getting smacked in the back of the head? :wow :wow :lol

Shelly forgot her strap-on. :depressed


And I paid a lot of money for that thing too! When's User going out of town again?

[SpursWoman]

And I paid a lot of money for that thing too! When's User going out of town again?


As soon as I buy him a ticket to somewhere? :eyebrows

[Shelly]

As soon as I buy him a ticket to somewhere? :eyebrows


Hot Damn!

We know he already has a one way ticket to Hell! May as well send him early! :lol

[batman2883]

Hell no ain't no man coming near my rear section...........Kori are you insinuating something????

[ObiwanGinobili]

a guy who pulls a donkley punch is a guy who will never get in the backdoor again.
why would he screw up what most likely took him months of begging/convincing to get?



idiot.

[Mixability]

Hell no ain't no man coming near my rear section...........Kori are you insinuating something????

i think she's trying to get you to shut up about the whole "donkey punch" subject

[Kori Ellis]

I'm not insinuating anything. I'm saying it.

You are professing how awesome the orgasm is. One would assume that you've taken some donkey punches yourself. And for a guy who was complaining in the other thread about not being able to get with a girl you like, maybe you should get to get to first base before advancing to Donkey Punching.

[SpursWoman]

i think she's trying to get you to shut up about the whole "donkey punch" subject



Good call. :lol

[Spurminator]

Start with the Dirty Sanchez, see how it goes... then move to the next level.

[SpursWoman]

I'm not insinuating anything. I'm saying it.

You are professing how awesome the orgasm is. One would assume that you've taken some donkey punches yourself. And for a guy who was complaining in the other thread about not being able to get with a girl you like, maybe you should get to get to first base before advancing to Donkey Punching.


Nah, that was better. :lol :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm not insinuating anything. I'm saying it.

You are professing how awesome the orgasm is. One would assume that you've taken some donkey punches yourself. And for a guy who was complaining in the other thread about not being able to get with a girl you like, maybe you should get to get to first base before advancing to Donkey Punching.


:tu :lol

[Shelly]

I have honestly never heard of Donkey Punching. And I don't think I want to know more.....

[SpursWoman]

I have honestly never heard of Donkey Punching. And I don't think I want to know more.....


:makeout :lol

[Mixability]

a guy who pulls a donkley punch is a guy who will never get in the backdoor again.
why would he screw up what most likely took him months of begging/convincing to get?



idiot.

it's weird, some girls are all about saving their "ass" for marriage and others are all about giving it up? i guess different girls all have a preferred "sacred" spot. :wtf

[Guru of Nothing]

Start with the Dirty Sanchez, see how it goes... then move to the next level.

I think chicken-choking and monkey-spanking come after donkey-punching

[SpursWoman]

I think chicken-choking and monkey-spanking come after donkey-punching


I think so, too. :lmao

[David Bowie]

Are you sure that Donkey-punching doesn't equal the fetish for getting punched in the balls?

[SpursWoman]

Are you sure that Donkey-punching doesn't equal the fetish for getting punched in the balls?



That's exactly it ... I think whoever was describing to him how it all works left off the last, and most important part.
















:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

it's weird, some girls are all about saving their "ass" for marriage and others are all about giving it up? i guess different girls all have a preferred "sacred" spot. :wtf


for the record I saved everything for marriage.
and some things have yet to be "given up"

[Mixability]

for the record I saved everything for marriage.
and some things have yet to be "given up"

you were married at what age? and you've been married for how long? some things? as in plural? i can think of one thing you might have still saved, but the others?

[ObiwanGinobili]

and who the hell saves there ass for marriage?
you'd think thye'd be giving out the ass and saving the rest..........

i remeber seeing some 20/20primetimeliveworldnewstonight thingy that was talkign about the prevelance of anal sex amungst virgins in catholic country's like Brazil, Peru and Argentinia and how many of these 'virgins' caught aids.

[batman2883]

Ha ha ha i never complained about not gettting a girl i always get my girl..i have no problems in my game. And no i have never had any person come near my exit only door ma'am :) but thanks for asking

[batman2883]

I learned about donkey punches from watching a Carlos Mencia show at the rivercenter comedy club, he explained it all

[SWC Bonfire]

i remeber seeing some 20/20primetimeliveworldnewstonight thingy that was talkign about the prevelance of anal sex amungst virgins in catholic country's

That's what immediately sprang to mind...not the "other way around", both literally and a turn of phrase.


and how many of these 'virgins' caught aids.

OOPS!

[ObiwanGinobili]

you were married at what age? and you've been married for how long? some things? as in plural? i can think of one thing you might have still saved, but the others?


i was married at 18(and 22 days) i've been married for almost 7 years.

and it's plural becasue I have yet to do every freaky thing out there. which I'm learning via the internet that there seems to be a never ending list of freaky shit..............

[batman2883]

I just like throwing yall off your topics, i have succeded so many damn times, im good

[ObiwanGinobili]

you actually help keep this thread going.
so :tu

any topic that gets talked about is a good topic.
unless its a topic about GiG or GiG's dick or GiG's skills or Gig's volleyball.

[batman2883]

well i try, but i only post when im at work from 8-5 so yall have to do without me till the morning comes

[Mixability]

and who the hell saves there ass for marriage?
you'd think thye'd be giving out the ass and saving the rest..........

i remeber seeing some 20/20primetimeliveworldnewstonight thingy that was talkign about the prevelance of anal sex amungst virgins in catholic country's like Brazil, Peru and Argentinia and how many of these 'virgins' caught aids.

i've dated a girl that saved their mouth, one saved her ass, one saved her vagina.....

crazy reasons as to why too! at least i never dated one who saved everything. whew

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha i dont know if i was with Jessica Simpson i probably would have waited......

[Mixability]

ha ha ha ha i dont know if i was with Jessica Simpson i probably would have waited......

i doubt she would save it for your donkey punching ass!

[batman2883]

HA HA HA i bet she would have turned really freaky afterwards though....besides after that first night i would hope for a divorce what better way to get her to end the marriage?

[Mixability]

batman2883, i don't know how "loose" your women are or how small your johnson is that you have to punch a girl in the back of the head to "tighten them up", but you might not want to admit it on the internet :lmao

[batman2883]

lol my johnson is like a baby's arm gripping an apple........ha ha haha (thats from king arthur) and i never said i donkey punched anyone i just thought it would be a funny subject for the day....