Real Women

[Horry For 3!]

tuna and eggs?? :wtf

waht are you? pregnant? thats some sick shit buddy.
That is what my mom makes Tuna & hard boiled eggs and she puts them together. It is good actually.

[ObiwanGinobili]

ew.

[Horry For 3!]

ew.
*shakes head* You have never tried it.

[SWC Bonfire]

Haven't you ever heard of tuna salad? Tuna, diced boiled eggs, onion & salad dressing?

Mix the above items in a large bowl and stir with your black bar.

[Horry For 3!]

Haven't you ever heard of tuna salad? Tuna, diced boiled eggs, onion & salad dressing?

Mix the above items in a large bowl and stir with your black bar.
Tuna Salad is alright. I mostly eat just Tuna sandwichs but if my mom does make Tuna & Egg, i'll eat that as well.

[Horry For 3!]

Oh and on the topic of Tuna....

Jessica Simpson: Is Tuna, fish or chicken?

It says on the can Chicken In The Sea, Chicken Of The Sea, ehhh I don't know something like that!

:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

I've had tuna salad. but ther is no egg in my tuna salad.
there is egg in my egg salad.

[ObiwanGinobili]

jessica simpson... *shakes head*

remember when she wouldn't go in on an oder of Buffalo Wings? because she doesn't eat Buffalo.

[Horry For 3!]

jessica simpson... *shakes head*

remember when she wouldn't go in on an oder of Buffalo Wings? because she doesn't eat Buffalo.
Nope. The only thing I saw of that show was the the very first one and the Tuna scene. :lol

[Horry For 3!]

She is from Dallas, TX.

[batman2883]

Tuna & Eggs? Or just Tuna?


I make my tuna with boiled eggs, mayonaise, a hint of mustard, lemon pepper and seasoning salt

[ObiwanGinobili]

she's from south of Dallas.

[1Parker1]

I like posting on both threads....but if you ever talk bad about the truth again in my presence i will be forced to judo chop your throat....no offense.....
\

And if you ever speak TO ME that way again, Obiwan will have you chopped to pieces!

[ObiwanGinobili]

^^damn batman, your quick

[ObiwanGinobili]

thats it.

1P1 - you need a more SuperHero/superpowered/Superhuman name.

[batman2883]

Yes i am, but not when it matters most

[ObiwanGinobili]

Parktastic?

[1Parker1]

thats it.

1P1 - you need a more SuperHero/superpowered/Superhuman name.


:lol How about.......SuperParker?

[batman2883]

Parktastic ha a ha ha ha ha how bout batmans woman??

[ObiwanGinobili]

Theincrediblems.parker?

[Horry For 3!]

she's from south of Dallas.
Oh, ok. I just heard on some place Dallas.

[1Parker1]

Yes i am, but not when it matters most


:lol

[1Parker1]

Parktastic ha a ha ha ha ha how bout batmans woman??

haha don't u wish....

[Horry For 3!]

I'm going to watch The Chinese Connection. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

if she was "batmans woman" she'd "fuck it up" and you'd get board and soon she be "batmans ex"







edit; this comment says nothign bad about you 1p1.

[1Parker1]

And I know I'm a little late, but ugh I hate the smell of tuna! Actually, I'm a vegitarian.

[Horry For 3!]

if she was "batmans woman" she'd "fuck it up" and you'd get board and soon she be "batmans ex"







edit; this comment says nothign bad about you 1p1.
:lol

[Horry For 3!]

And I know I'm a little late, but ugh I hate the smell of tuna! Actually, I'm a vegitarian.
:depressed

[1Parker1]

if she was "batmans woman" she'd "fuck it up" and you'd get board and soon she be "batmans ex"







edit; this comment says nothign bad about you 1p1.


:lmao.......I was gonna say hey, that's not nice!

[batman2883]

if she was "batmans woman" she'd "fuck it up" and you'd get board and soon she be "batmans ex"







edit; this comment says nothign bad about you 1p1.


ha ha ha ha ha ha i couldnt get bored with a girl from philly as long as she kept making cheesesteaks of course

[ObiwanGinobili]

And I know I'm a little late, but ugh I hate the smell of tuna! Actually, I'm a vegitarian.


wow.
you must be really small.



I love cows. I love to eat them. I like to eat them rare so that they moooo and say "noooo don't eat me" when I cut into them. :angel

[Horry For 3!]

wow.
you must be really small.



I love cows. I love to eat them. I like to eat them rare so that they moooo and say "noooo don't eat me" when I cut into them. :angel

That sounds lovely.

I am suprised you haven't pmed me yet today.

[1Parker1]

wow.
you must be really small.



I love cows. I love to eat them. I like to eat them rare so that they moooo and say "noooo don't eat me" when I cut into them. :angel


:lol If you're trying to a rise out of me, it's not going to work. I have no problem with people who eat meat, etc. And I never try converting others.

[ObiwanGinobili]

whats the matter? can't get enough of me? :D

[1Parker1]

ha ha ha ha ha ha i couldnt get bored with a girl from philly as long as she kept making cheesesteaks of course


I'll make you a tofu cheesesteak :)

[batman2883]

Meat is so damn good cows are great.. i love barbacoa, fajitas, steaks, ribs....pot roast

[batman2883]

I'll make you a tofu cheesesteak :)

You make tofu sound so sexy

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol If you're trying to a rise out of me, it's not going to work. I have no problem with people who eat meat, etc. And I never try converting others.


no I'm just saying i love beef.


I did go vegetarian for 4 months one time. It was good. i learned alot of new recipies. ANd i did not miss meat.

but then we went to a BBQ at my uncle benny's........ *drool* once that thick bloody juicy ribeye landed with a wet smacking sound onto my plate... I knew my vegie days were over.

[Horry For 3!]

Bacon for me :) :elephant

[Horry For 3!]

whats the matter? can't get enough of me? :D
Is that to me?

[ObiwanGinobili]

batman.. you said barbacoa. I'm loving you for the next few minutes.
:makeout

GOD! It;s been forever since i had some good barbacoa....... i miss the littel mexican guy that sold breakfast tacos out hte back of his ford taures. His barbacoa was the shit! And I don;t care if it was most likely done in a hole in his front yard right next to 3 tied up mutts....... it was yummier then heaven. :tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

Is that to me?


YES. :princess

[1Parker1]

I gave up meat around 5th grade I think. Before that I ate it at times. I must admit though, I do crave chicken when I see those damn KFC and Boston Market commercials :flipoff

[batman2883]

batman.. you said barbacoa. I'm loving you for the next few minutes.
:makeout




Baby im going to need a lot more then a few minutes......

[ObiwanGinobili]

Bacon for me :) :elephant


crispy - wiggly -or combo?

[Horry For 3!]

YES. :princess
Well then that would be a yes. :oops

[Horry For 3!]

crispy - wiggly -or combo?
Any kind of Bacon, I love Bacon!

[batman2883]

Bacon for me :) :elephant


ITS BACON!!!!! dogs dont believe its not bacon....beggin strips...

[ObiwanGinobili]

I gave up meat around 5th grade I think. Before that I ate it at times. I must admit though, I do crave chicken when I see those damn KFC and Boston Market commercials :flipoff


Man, if you had a Popeyes nearby you'd have given in years ago.

Do you eat dairy products? cheese, icecream, yogurt.....

[1Parker1]

See? I told ya'll. Everytime you have a conversation with Obiwan, it either comes back to pregnancy or Food. I'm telling you, from now on, whenever you read any of her posts, you're gonna be hungry.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well then that would be a yes. :oops


awwwww. well. ok.

[Horry For 3!]

awwwww. well. ok.
haha.

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha i myself believe that eating eggs are like performing abortions

[Horry For 3!]

See? I told ya'll. Everytime you have a conversation with Obiwan, it either comes back to pregnancy or Food. I'm telling you, from now on, whenever you read any of her posts, you're gonna be hungry.
I would be hungry if I haven't just ate a couple of minutes ago.

[Horry For 3!]

My big dog keeps farting -sigh- it fucking stinks!

[1Parker1]

Man, if you had a Popeyes nearby you'd have given in years ago.

Do you eat dairy products? cheese, icecream, yogurt.....


Yes! Weren't we just talking about how much I love ice cream the other day?

I'm not a vegan...those are people who won't even eat animal byproducts such as Milk and Cheese, etc.

[1Parker1]

ha ha ha ha ha i myself believe that eating eggs are like performing abortions


I LOVE eggs. In any shape or form.

[batman2883]

I LOVE eggs. In any shape or form.

Then you are not a true vegetarian i have found your flaw

[1Parker1]

Speaking of which, I was just cursing out one of my co-workers about this over lunch. Isn't unfair that men can eat like 5 slices of pizza, a burger, etc etc and still not gain noticible weight. Yet, if a woman were to eat 5 slices of pizza........you would notice it on her within the next hour.

[Horry For 3!]

Then you are not a true vegetarian i have found your flaw
She just said she wasn't all the way vegatarian.

[1Parker1]

Then you are not a true vegetarian i have found your flaw


No, vegitarians eat eggs. VEGANS don't.

Aren't you planning on being a lawyer? Isn't that the first rule of law school.........don't make any assumptions or deductions based on your own knowledge or what you think.

[Horry For 3!]

wtf is a vegan? :lol I thought there was only one thing which was a vegitarian.

[ObiwanGinobili]

ha ha ha ha ha i myself believe that eating eggs are like performing abortions


how can that be? those eggs weren't fertalized. :rolleyes

[batman2883]

wtf is a vegan? :lol I thought there was only one thing which was a vegitarian.

VEGANS dont believe in god.....lol jk

[Horry For 3!]

I'll never know what that stuff is, as I have been eating meat since I was a baby. My Great Uncle, Grandpa, Dad, Cousin owned Meat Markets but everyone stold theirs but my cousin.

[Horry For 3!]

how can that be? those eggs weren't fertalized. :rolleyes
Thats not right...

[1Parker1]

wtf is a vegan? :lol I thought there was only one thing which was a vegitarian.


Do u people not read my posts? I explained it earlier. Vegans are people who don't eat meat and/or any meat byproducts.....such as cheese, eggs, milk, yogurt, etc.

Vegitarians don't eat meat, chicken etc. however they do eat cheese, eggs, milk, etc.

[1Parker1]

I'm sure it would be very hard for me to live in Texas........I bet you'll hardly find vegitarian stuff on their menu's.

[Horry For 3!]

I'm sure it would be very hard for me to live in Texas........I bet you'll hardly find vegitarian stuff on their menu's.
I don't think there is much stuff.

[ObiwanGinobili]

my husband makes it a point to eat , at minimum, 160 grams of protien a day.
thats alot of eggs, beans, beef, fish, canned fish steaks, and protien shake.

if he went vegan he'd shrink like angora in the dryer.

[Horry For 3!]

my husband makes it a point to eat , at minimum, 160 grams of protien a day.
thats alot of eggs, beans, beef, fish, canned fish steaks, and protien shake.

if he went vegan he'd shrink like angora in the dryer.
:lmao is he a small guy?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm sure it would be very hard for me to live in Texas........I bet you'll hardly find vegitarian stuff on their menu's.


uhhh... there's always the dinner salad.
and breadsticks....

yep. thats it. salad and breadsticks. :lol

[1Parker1]

my husband makes it a point to eat , at minimum, 160 grams of protien a day.
thats alot of eggs, beans, beef, fish, canned fish steaks, and protien shake.

if he went vegan he'd shrink like angora in the dryer.


:lol actually, I'm not small......I'm average. U'd be suprised at how much food there is for a vegitarian to eat. Specially in Philly :)

[MiNuS]

us men: we score,we rebound,we are MVP,and then if we're lucky we will win the heart of our trophy and then we retire only to go into the "Hall of Blame".


then when we're with our buds we like "ESPN CLASSIC". ... Que sera,sera....

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao is he a small guy?


well he's short. (shorter than me)
but he's not small. he's nowhere near small. he's a very dedicated powerlifter.

[Horry For 3!]

Well i'm out of here, i'm going to take a nap and then pick up my bro from his school at 3:30. I'll be back later. :fro

[Horry For 3!]

well he's short. (shorter than me)
but he's not small. he's nowhere near small. he's a very dedicated powerlifter.
I used to lift weights 5 sometimes 6 days a week for 3 hrs a day. Hence, why I am buff.

How tall are you?

[batman2883]

peace yo.....

[ObiwanGinobili]

I used to lift weights 5 sometimes 6 days a week for 3 hrs a day. Hence, why I am buff.

How tall are you?

i'm 5'5. he's 5'4.

i knew you were gonna need a nap soon as I saw you on here before noon! :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol actually, I'm not small......I'm average. U'd be suprised at how much food there is for a vegitarian to eat. Specially in Philly :)

well i live in one of the fatest states in the nation.
down here you;d be small :lmao

i used to make grilled pepper and portabella fajitas when i was a vegetarian.
they were sooo good.

[Horry For 3!]

i'm 5'5. he's 5'4.

i knew you were gonna need a nap soon as I saw you on here before noon! :lol
Damn. I thought I was short too. :lol I thought I was 5'10 but I measured myself and I was 5'9 :depressed

[batman2883]

dang im glad im 6'3"

[Horry For 3!]

I wouldn't mind being like 6' atleast.

[SWC Bonfire]

well i live in one of the fatest states in the nation.
down here you;d be small :lmao

i used to make grilled pepper and portabella fajitas when i was a vegetarian.
they were sooo good.

The problem with a lot of "real women" is that they equate "curvy" with the curves in their lovehandles.

If you're as tall as you are big around, you might be a real woman.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i'm tall in my family. and emo';s tall in his family.
we are giants.

[1Parker1]

See? I have never gone out or have ever been attracted to a guy who's shorter than me...(I'm also 5'4)

[MiNuS]

i'm tall in my family. and emo';s tall in his family.
we are giants.
how tall are you?

[1Parker1]

The problem with a lot of "real women" is that they equate "curvy" with the curves in their lovehandles.



You're probably right on that. I think a lot of women who think they are fat/chubby think that because they are comparing it to other women/actresses. However, if you asked men if they think that girl is fat/chubby, I'm sure guys wouldn't think so.

Actually, I was just reading an article (in a magazine I can't mention becasue Obiwan will yell at me) that said guys like it when girls have a big ass, even chubby stomach because that just means "there's more to grab on to" :lol

[Horry For 3!]

how tall are you?
Scroll up.

[ObiwanGinobili]

You're probably right on that. I think a lot of women who think they are fat/chubby think that because they are comparing it to other women/actresses. However, if you asked men if they think that girl is fat/chubby, I'm sure guys wouldn't think so.

Actually, I was just reading an article (in a magazine I can't mention becasue Obiwan will yell at me) that said guys like it when girls have a big ass, even chubby stomach because that just means "there's more to grab on to" :lol


goddamn it! put the cosmo down!
don't you realize that crap is dumbing down our nation??

[1Parker1]

She's 5'4.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i'm 5'5. he's 5'4.

i knew you were gonna need a nap soon as I saw you on here before noon! :lol

[1Parker1]

goddamn it! put the cosmo down!
don't you realize that crap is dumbing down our nation??


:lol I'm sorry.......it's my one guilty pleasure! I prolly shouldn't be admiting I read that in a thread entitled "real women"

[Horry For 3!]

You're probably right on that. I think a lot of women who think they are fat/chubby think that because they are comparing it to other women/actresses. However, if you asked men if they think that girl is fat/chubby, I'm sure guys wouldn't think so.

Actually, I was just reading an article (in a magazine I can't mention becasue Obiwan will yell at me) that said guys like it when girls have a big ass, even chubby stomach because that just means "there's more to grab on to" :lol
I do like a big ass :) I don't know about chubby, depends on how the girl is.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I could never date a guy taller than 5'9 at the most.

I hate doing that neck crank thing to look them in the eye or kiss or whatever.
also i don't want to feel like someone's daughter when I'm walkign down the street with them.
If I was taller then I could date taller men. But I'm 5'5 so the 4inch limit is 5'9

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol I'm sorry.......it's my one guilty pleasure! I prolly shouldn't be admiting I read that in a thread entitled "real women"


just saty away from vogue, jane, and the national enquirer.

[batman2883]

yeah me too i like big ass, nice legs, palmable boobies just not too chubby

[Horry For 3!]

I could never date a guy taller than 5'9 at the most.

I hate doing that neck crank thing to look them in the eye or kiss or whatever.
also i don't want to feel like someone's daughter when I'm walkign down the street with them.
If I was taller then I could date taller men. But I'm 5'5 so the 4inch limit is 5'9
I'm 5'9 :smokin oh wait your married. So that doesn't mean anything to me. :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol
you can be the sancho I never have sex with.. :lmao

[Horry For 3!]

:lol
you can be the sancho I never have sex with.. :lmao
Sancho :lmao no sex is never fun, fuck Sancho! :lol

[1Parker1]

I could never date a guy taller than 5'9 at the most.

I hate doing that neck crank thing to look them in the eye or kiss or whatever.
also i don't want to feel like someone's daughter when I'm walkign down the street with them.
If I was taller then I could date taller men.



Girl, haven't you ever heard of heels?

[Horry For 3!]

Oh and on your comment about i'm up before noon that I need a nap.

I had to wake up at 6:45 am today :depressed I had to go register for classes at the college but I got the schedule I wanted and stuff. It only took like 35 - 40 mins, that was a record time for me. It ususally takes like 2 - 3 hrs.

[MiNuS]

You're probably right on that. I think a lot of women who think they are fat/chubby think that because they are comparing it to other women/actresses. However, if you asked men if they think that girl is fat/chubby, I'm sure guys wouldn't think so.

Actually, I was just reading an article (in a magazine I can't mention becasue Obiwan will yell at me) that said guys like it when girls have a big ass, even chubby stomach because that just means "there's more to grab on to" :lol
speaking as a veteran in the field,I must say you are correct. We men are carnivorous. We need something to chew on.

I had a girlfriend a long time ago give me "Men are from Mars,Women are from Venus" as a gift. She two timed me after that. I dumped her. She married one of my friends. Life goes on. There's nothing psychological about finding your ideal mate.She was a b*tch and he treated them like b*tches...so 1+1=2.

[Horry For 3!]

Girl, haven't you ever heard of heels?
She doesn't like heels?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I where heels all the time.

But I'm not cool with NEEDING heels just to be in the same atmosphere as my man.

(and yes I realize that my heel wearing puts emo several inches below me... but thats fince by him. he likes the view) :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

...Actually, I was just reading an article (in a magazine I can't mention becasue Obiwan will yell at me) that said guys like it when girls have a big ass, even chubby stomach because that just means "there's more to grab on to" :lol

Nice booty, yes. Preferably with nice legs & full rack of ma'am to go with it. But with a small waist. A slender waist is a sign of health and fertility in a woman. A woman's waist should be somewhere around 65-75% of her hips, or she starts looking like a guy. And that is NOT desirable unless you're GiG.

[Horry For 3!]

I where heels all the time.

But I'm not cool with NEEDING heels just to be in the same atmosphere as my man.

(and yes I realize that my heel wearing puts emo several inches below me... but thats fince by him. he likes the view) :lol
I guess I was wrong :oops

[Triumph]

hey cry me a river people, i'm 8" high...but i'm hung like an oscar meyer hotdog, so as long as i have my pink think, i'm standing tall...my nuts, that's another story that i don't want to get into...:cry

[Horry For 3!]

I saw the view he saw. :) Except he sees it without a black bar :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh and on your comment about i'm up before noon that I need a nap.

I had to wake up at 6:45 am today :depressed I had to go register for classes at the college but I got the schedule I wanted and stuff. It only took like 35 - 40 mins, that was a record time for me. It ususally takes like 2 - 3 hrs.


that is record timing.
my mom always pre-registers over the internet.

and i don't feel sorry that you had to wake up at 6:45, poor puppy.
I was allready awake at 6:45.

[batman2883]

Man most girls like guys that are taller like my height is perfect i think

[SWC Bonfire]

Four inch rule? WTF? :wtf

I'm 6'-6". So I have to date someone 6'-2" or taller? The "women" who are 6'-2" are dudes.

I have never seriously dated any woman taller than 5'-6". I prefer the 5'-2" to 5'-6" range; the more interested in how tall I am means the hotter the woman I can pull.

[ObiwanGinobili]

speaking as a veteran in the field,I must say you are correct. We men are carnivorous. We need something to chew on.

I had a girlfriend a long time ago give me "Men are from Mars,Women are from Venus" as a gift. She two timed me after that. I dumped her. She married one of my friends. Life goes on. There's nothing psychological about finding your ideal mate.She was a b*tch and he treated them like b*tches...so 1+1=2.

A. i hate that men ar efrom mars women are from venus shit. ugh! john gray looks like a hermaphradite.

B. you are so much better off. thats a world class bitch.

[MiNuS]

I'm 6 feet and my wife is 5"6.

[Horry For 3!]

that is record timing.
my mom always pre-registers over the internet.

and i don't feel sorry that you had to wake up at 6:45, poor puppy.
I was allready awake at 6:45.
Well i'm ususally going to bed at 5 am and waking up at 12 or 1 pm. :lol So last night I went to bed at 2 am.

[Horry For 3!]

Four inch rule? WTF? :wtf

I'm 6'-6". So I have to date someone 6'-2" or taller? The "women" who are 6'-2" are dudes.

I have never seriously dated any woman taller than 5'-6". I prefer the 5'-2" to 5'-6" range; the more interested in how tall I am means the hotter the woman I can pull.
I date 5'0 - 5'7 and i'm 5'9 :king

[1Parker1]

Your crazy Obiwan. Guys who are taller are better cuz when they hug you, you feel very protected. Actually, now that I think about it, I've never dated a guy who was shorter than 5'7 or 5'8.

But, to each her own. I know you wouldn't trade ur hubby in a million years :)

[batman2883]

i like midget women they are perfect height

[ObiwanGinobili]

Four inch rule? WTF? :wtf

I'm 6'-6". So I have to date someone 6'-2" or taller? The "women" who are 6'-2" are dudes.

I have never seriously dated any woman taller than 5'-6". I prefer the 5'-2" to 5'-6" range; the more interested in how tall I am means the hotter the woman I can pull.


Look.
this is my 4 inch rule.
it's a personal thing I figured out after to many dates with neck cramps or "what did you say? can you bend down and repeat that?"

Don't let me run your life buddy. unless you really want me to. :princess

[SWC Bonfire]

I date 5'0 - 5'7 and i'm 5'9 :king

Also the fact of the matter is that most women are less than 5'-7". Simple odds.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Your crazy Obiwan. Guys who are taller are better cuz when they hug you, you feel very protected. Actually, now that I think about it, I've never dated a guy who was shorter than 5'7 or 5'8.

But, to each her own. I know you wouldn't trade ur hubby in a million years :)


my husbands chest is 47 inches. he could hug two of me. :lol

[Horry For 3!]

Look.
this is my 4 inch rule.
it's a personal thing I figured out after to many dates with neck cramps or "what did you say? can you bend down and repeat that?"

Don't let me run your life buddy. unless you really want me to. :princess
haha I knew you were going to say something sooner or later.

[Horry For 3!]

Also the fact of the matter is that most women are less than 5'-7". Simple odds.
Yes, that is true.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i like midget women they are perfect height


i knew this was gonna get said. i knew it.

[Horry For 3!]

my husbands chest is 47 inches. he could hug two of me. :lol
I wonder how big my chest is, I know my bicept is like 32" or something like that. I forget I measured it before just for the hell of it. Its in the 30s.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Josh, it's 2:42.
you are not getting any serious nap imte in today! :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I wonder how big my chest is, I know my bicept is like 32" or something like that. I forget I measured it before just for the hell of it. Its in the 30s.


you need someone else to measure you.
'casue your not lou ferigno, and your not hulk hogan.

[Horry For 3!]

Josh, it's 2:42.
you are not getting any serious nap imte in today! :lol
Well it is 2:45 now :p I am just going to wait if I ever do take a nap. I have to pick up my brother from his school at 3:30.

[1Parker1]

I should probably get going. I have a doctor's appt at 4:15 and then I am going to have to hit the gym :(

I must say Obiwan, I think that's one of the perks of getting pregnant. You eat whatever you want, don't have to work out, and you can gain the weight and not care :spin

[Horry For 3!]

you need someone else to measure you.
'casue your not lou ferigno, and your not hulk hogan.
Maybe it was in the 20s? :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

I wonder how big my chest is, I know my bicept is like 32" or something like that. I forget I measured it before just for the hell of it. Its in the 30s.

32" biceps? Umm, no. (unless you're the model for the fat picture of mouse) Waist or legs, maybe.

Haven't you ever bought a suit or sportsjacket?

[MiNuS]

A. i hate that men ar efrom mars women are from venus shit. ugh! john gray looks like a hermaphradite.

B. you are so much better off. thats a world class bitch.
A. correct

B. for b*tch. But that was a long time ago. I remember I tore everything she gave me and the book and dumped it on her car.

Now once in a while I'll see her with that old friend of mine( I don't talk to them) but I wonder how they have 3 kids. I wonder if she's being the same as she was then.

Bon Jovi's -- Never Say Goodbye--- comes to mind.

[SWC Bonfire]

Maybe it was in the 20s? :lol

Flip the tape over. You're measuring in centimeters. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

helpfull info. :D

i recently read some alleged measurments of ppl claiming over 20 inch biceps, so i thought this would clarify



When Johnny Weismuller—the first screen Tarzan—first swung across movie theater screens, he was considered to be very muscular. Kids all over the country beat their chests, bellowed their Tarzan cries, and dreamed of building up their arms to look like the apeman's. Too bad his upper arm measurement was a paltry 15 inches in circumference.

Personally, I remember as a kid watching Charles Bronson in a movie called "Cold Sweat." He wore a T-shirt that would've even been tight on Woody Allen, and I remember being awestruck by his muscularity. Now, when I think about that movie, I realize that his arms were probably about 11 or 12 inches around. Nowadays, even six-year-old kids know that a big arm has to be at least 20 inches.

Bodybuilders have always been obsessed with arm size, but even the general public seems to recognize an impressive pair of guns when they see them, and maybe it has something to do with those old movies that we used to watch. I mean, most people wouldn't recognize a well-developed chest or pair of legs if they were on anyone else other than Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, or the girl next-door who tanned in that little bikini that we could just barely see if we crawled under the hedges and peeked through the little knothole in the fence.

Somehow, arm measurement commands respect. I remember meeting with the Mighty Ducks hockey team and, although some of the players were attentive to what I had to say, others obviously weren't impressed. It wasn't until one of them asked me to show my biceps that they all started listening. After that, I attained immediate status among them, and many of them practically asked me to move in with them and/or date their sisters.

Maybe it's because of the obsession with arm measurement that so many bodybuilders flat-out lie about them. Most arm measurements in the bodybuilding world are so exaggerated, they make Wilt Chamberlain's claims about his sexual conquests seem kind of tame.

If you look at most Weider publications, 20-inch arms are within the grasp of just about anybody who can afford his supplements, and 22-inch arms are about a dime a dozen in the IFBB pro circuit. However, take it from me—this is far from the truth. As the old saying goes, don't piss on my leg and tell me that it's raining.

One of the first authors to tell the truth about bodybuilding measurements was Nautilus inventor Arthur Jones. He published the real arm measurements of elite bodybuilders like Casey Viator, Mike Mentzer, Sergio Oliva, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In "The Nautilus Book, Volume II," Jones recounts that the most muscular arm he ever measured was that of Sergio Oliva. At 20-1/8 inches, Sergio's arms literally dwarfed his head, making him appear the target of some weird, voodoo curse. However, the book was published in the early '70s. Since then, the average bodybuilder has "evolved" considerably, mostly thanks to improvements in nutrition, training methodologies, and—how shall I put it?—"recuperative" methods which come in little bottles that are sold by guys in trench coats and named Guido.

In general, improvements in arm measurement are related to gains in lean body mass. A good rule of thumb is that for every inch you want to gain on your arms, you need to gain roughly 15 pounds of equally distributed body mass. In other words, to make significant improvements in your arms, you have to gain mass all over your entire body.

The human body is a finely-tuned machine that will only allow for a certain amount of asymmetry. Therefore, if you devote your training energies solely to building big arms, you'd eventually reach a point of total stagnation because you weren't training your legs. In other words, no wheels, no wings! Furthermore, if arms grew without some sort of concurrent development in the legs, most bodybuilders would have to walk on their hands.

There are some interesting correlations and relationships when you compare bodybuilders' heights, weights, and arm measurements. For instance, a 5'7" tall bodybuilder who weighs 214 pounds and has a bodyfat percentage of 8% should have arm development between 19-1/4 and 19-5/8 inches. Yet many of these same individuals will claim to have arms that are over 21 inches, a measurement that's quite rare, regardless of height and bodyweight.

I've personally measured the arms of the hulking individuals listed below. All of them had placed in the top eight of a recent show, and the measurements were taken about ten days after the show, presumably when they were at their biggest from all of the post-competition carbs ingested.

Bodybuilder A
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 286 pounds
Cold arm measurement: 20.62"

Bodybuilder B
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 228 pounds
Cold arm measurement: 20.25"

Bodybuilder C
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 214 pounds
Cold arm measurement: 19.62"

Bodybuilder D
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 258 pounds
Cold arm measurement: 18.9"

If I published pictures of these bodybuilders, you'd see that Bodybuilders A and D were famous for their leg development, while Bodybuilders B and C sported larger arms in relation to their lower bodies, which were still quite well-developed by any standard.

Bodybuilder B, though, had the highest ponderal index (weight/height), so his arms were enormous in comparison to all of the other bodybuilders. To put things in perspective, Bodybuilder A would need to weigh about 310 pounds to match the ponderal index of Bodybuilder B.

Let's say that you weigh 176 pounds and stand 5'8" tall. Assuming that your bodyfat is below 10%, your arm should measure roughly 16 inches. If you've calculated it to be 20 inches, you've probably done one of the following things:

• Added the sum of both arm measurements.
• Added your age to your arm measurement.
• Suffered from delusions of grandeur and refused to see that your arm is really an inflated piece of licorice.

If you've done none of these things and still insist that your guns are 20 inches or bigger, you'd better start walking on your hands—your symmetry is bizarre, at best, and such big arms must create an enormous amount of stress on your traps and spine!

Anyhow, the Olympian who keeps bragging about his arms having been over 22 inches (in fact, I think that he may have won an Olympia, or maybe two, or seven) is, in fact, pissing mighty rivers down your leg and insisting that the mother of all rain storms is upon you. At 6'1" tall, this Olympian would have had to weigh about 308 pounds for his arms to be even close to 22 inches around. However, his competition weight was roughly 235 pounds. Of course, maybe his bodyfat was minus 15%...


Measurement Goals

When you first started lifting weights, no doubt your initial goal was to fill up the sleeve of your T-shirt so that when the wind blew, all of that flapping cloth wouldn't inadvertently signal fighter planes to take off. As you grew more experienced, you probably set some concrete goals for yourself.

Traditionally, there have been three different methods for estimating arm growth potential. The first two are wrong:

1) Your arm should be a certain multiple of your wrist measurement (I can't remember what the exact multiple or factor is anymore, but trust me, it doesn't matter). This is what antiquated authors like Stuart McRobert recommend. In practice, it just doesn't work.

For example, if I applied this theory to my own arm development, my arms should never have grown to their present size. Obviously, they did. But it shouldn't have been possible, given my wrist measurement. If I'd taken this advice seriously, I would've psychologically sabotaged my arm development. If I believed that it was limited to a certain amount, based on this silly equation, my arms probably would've stopped growing long ago.

2) Your arms should be a certain number of inches above and beyond your wrist measurement. This advice has long been propagated by bodybuilding authors like Bradley J. Steiner who, with the exception of "my house is on fire," really hasn't said anything new since 1968.

Some authors would say that a realistic goal of arm development is ten inches over your wrist measurement. Again, had I taken this advice to heart, it would've given me an arm measurement of 17 inches, again shortchanging my potential.

3) Your arm size should reflect your ponderal index (how much muscle mass you have for your height). In my opinion, this is the best approach, as it takes into account that arm size is a byproduct of overall mass gains.

Genetic factors play a big part in arm potential. If you come from a family whose members all resemble comedian JJ Walker, chances are that you'll never really have arms that serve as shade for small forest animals.

Generally, three genetic factors ultimately determine arm growth potential:

1) Number of muscle cells
A Canadian study of elite bodybuilders revealed that those bodybuilders with the greatest amount of cells are, in fact, the ones who normally achieve the largest cross-sections of muscle.

2) Length of muscle belly
The lower a muscle inserts (the closer to the elbow joint), the greater its potential for hypertrophy. Just look at Larry Scott's biceps compared to Franco Columbo's biceps. Larry's have a very low insertion point, which gave him great potential for arm growth. Columbo's insertion was relatively high, but his lats inserted very low—and that, of course, was his most famous bodypart.

3) Hormonal make-up
This is obviously the easiest one to circumvent, and that's why steroids are so popular with the genetically challenged.

Regardless of your particular genetic limitation (if you have any), don't simply resign yourself to fate and accept that you'll never have big arms. Anyone, with the proper knowledge in hand, can expect to gain a significant amount of overall muscle—and that, of course, will translate into arm mass.


How to Take Measurements

If you're really going to get serious about developing your arms, you should periodically take measurements to allow you to gauge your progress. For instance, you should definitely take some measurements before you begin a serious arm-training program.

To be accurate, always take your arm measurements "cold" or, in other words, in an unpumped condition. Furthermore, always measure your arms at the same time of day, and in the same state of hydration. It may be initially damaging to your ego, but perhaps that will give you the added impetus to train harder.

The most accurate measurements are done with a flexible steel tape attached to a tension measuring device. Kinesiologists call this a Gullick tape. It allows you to always take measurements with the same degree of tension on the tape, ensuring that your measurements are accurate and not influenced by wishful thinking.

It's also a good idea to let someone else take the measurement for you so that you're not tempted to stick a finger under the tape.

To take accurate measurements, position your upper arm so that it's parallel to the floor, with the elbow pointing directly ahead of you. Measure the arm at its greatest girth, which should be at the peak of the biceps. Make sure that the "circle" formed by the tape is perpendicular to the ground.

The most accurate measurements are, of course, taken by kinesiologists who specialize in kinanthropometry. But if you're conscientious about how you do it, you can get very accurate measurements.

As far as the frequency of measurements, some bodybuilders are so compulsive that they measure their arms every morning. Take my word for it, that method will only lead to anxiety. Arms don't grow on a linear basis—rather, they grow in spurts.

I remember having a conversation with a bodybuilder who was obsessed with improving his pitiful calves which, truthfully, would've looked more at home on a pigeon. As a result, he measured them five times a day. He asked me if I thought that he was too compulsive. I assured him that he wasn't but, at the same time, I cautiously suggested that he double his intake of St. John's Wort and invest in a straitjacket. Similarly, measuring your arms every day will only drive you and everyone around you insane.

From an empirical standpoint, increases in arm size are correlated to progressions in arm-training poundages. Therefore, I recommend that you only take measurements 48 hours after hitting a previously determined arm-training poundage goal. Or, have measurements taken every six weeks by a kinesiologist familiar with kinanthropometry.

Although measurements may seem like an exercise in vanity, they provide a good yardstick (or, in this case, tape measure) of progress and may help spur on your training.

[Horry For 3!]

Oops. I meant 17"

[Horry For 3!]

I just measured it right now, tis 17"

[1Parker1]

Bye guys! And be nice to Obiwan while I'm gone!

[Horry For 3!]

my husbands chest is 47 inches. he could hug two of me. :lol
Mine is 46 inches. He barely has me beat :depressed

[SWC Bonfire]

helpfull info.

Well, I've always felt that you could justifiably measure your arms flexed and full of blood, to measure it when it is relaxed would be the same as if you measured the arms of a morbidly obese person.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I just measured it right now, tis 17"


now thats a respectable #. :tu

Emo's used to be Left: 17, Right: 16 5/8 when he was majorly working out for a lifting comp. (all natural comps only)
but right now the are Left: 16 1/2 Right: 16 1/4.
I can't tell the difference, but he's al;ways going on about what arm routine will help him regain. :rolleyes. they look the same to me.

[Horry For 3!]

now thats a respectable #. :tu

Emo's used to be Left: 17, Right: 16 5/8 when he was majorly working out for a lifting comp. (all natural comps only)
but right now the are Left: 16 1/2 Right: 16 1/4.
I can't tell the difference, but he's al;ways going on about what arm routine will help him regain. :rolleyes. they look the same to me.
Interesting I measured my right arm.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well, I've always felt that you could justifiably measure your arms flexed and full of blood, to measure it when it is relaxed would be the same as if you measured the arms of a morbidly obese person.


i think it's ok to measure them flexed and full of blood.
most everyone who even measures thier arms measures them flexed.
hell i measure them flexed. every little bit helps.
i was postin that bit mostly to dispel the notion that 20+ inch arms are likely.

[Horry For 3!]

Whoaaa thats freakin crazy, my left arm is bigger than my right arm too :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

As someone who has 20"+ arms, it sucks finding shirts with sleeves large enough, even in XXL/XXLT.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Mine is 46 inches. He barely has me beat :depressed


yeah his chest is huge. and he's short so he;s reall proud.

but then when we go to buy a suit I want to slpa the shit out of him.
the tailor's bill is pathetic.

they just don't make suit jackets that arr 46short with a 30inch waist.
you can buy a 46short jacket but then we have to have the waist of the jacket brought in, the arms brought up.. and of course the pants waist brought in an ass load casue the pants that come with a 46 jacket are 38's.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH :depressed.

I wish suits were free.

[Horry For 3!]

As someone who has 20"+ arms, it sucks finding shirts with sleeves large enough, even in XXL/XXLT.
I have some muscle shirts which are XL and are tight as hell on my arms. Even just like a regular collar shirt is tight on my arms, the girls love it. Today at my college when I went to register I wore a collar shirt that was a little tight, these 2 girls kept starring at me :lol

[Horry For 3!]

yeah his chest is huge. and he's short so he;s reall proud.

but then when we go to buy a suit I want to slpa the shit out of him.
the tailor's bill is pathetic.

they just don't make suit jackets that arr 46short with a 30inch waist.
you can buy a 46short jacket but then we have to have the waist of the jacket brought in, the arms brought up.. and of course the pants waist brought in an ass load casue the pants that come with a 46 jacket are 38's.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH :depressed.

I wish suits were free.
Yeah, I had to wear a big ass suit for my prom. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Whoaaa thats freakin crazy, my left arm is bigger than my right arm too :lol


are you right handed?
cause thats what casue 's that.

Billy Zane was one of the only guys to ever be perfectly symetrical in all his measurements.

[ObiwanGinobili]

As someone who has 20"+ arms, it sucks finding shirts with sleeves large enough, even in XXL/XXLT.


damn.
everytime I go to the store I swear all they have is the XXl/XXXL stuff.
freaking annoying when your lokoing for a medium. (or a small when at old navy)

[Horry For 3!]

I was looking like a pimp though...that was when I was a Senior in HS :lol
http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/5137/joshbeforeprom6zq.jpg

[Horry For 3!]

are you right handed?
cause thats what casue 's that.

Billy Zane was one of the only guys to ever be perfectly symetrical in all his measurements.
Yeah, i'm right handed but I can also use my left.

[SWC Bonfire]

damn.
everytime I go to the store I swear all they have is the XXl/XXXL stuff.
freaking annoying when your lokoing for a medium. (or a small when at old navy)

Yeah, well the sleeves are the same size as they are in a size M or L.

I guess most people have big guts and noodle arms, because that's how they make their shirts.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I was looking like a pimp though...that was when I was a Senior in HS :lol
http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/5137/joshbeforeprom6zq.jpg


awwwwwww.
that jacket is like a tent!

but you look good. :) as pimpin as a highschool guy going to a prom can.

[Horry For 3!]

awwwwwww.
that jacket is like a tent!

but you look good. :) as pimpin as a highschool guy going to a prom can.
I have hugeeee shoulders. :depressed

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yeah, well the sleeves are the same size as they are in a size M or L.

I guess most people have big guts and noodle arms, because that's how they make their shirts.


This is America- land of the free (to over eat)

[ObiwanGinobili]

my daughter has huge shoulders.
I can barely get alot of her shirts on over her shoulders, and she ripped one of her nice dresses. :depressed
She wears a 18 or 24 months on top and a 12 months on the bottom.
Emo keeps saying she'll even out.... but how does he know? huh? this is his first kid too.

[Horry For 3!]

Here is an example....
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8733/joshnmuscle6wc.jpg
Thats like an year - year n half old.

[Horry For 3!]

my daughter has huge shoulders.
I can barely get alot of her shirts on over her shoulders, and she ripped one of her nice dresses. :depressed
She wears a 18 or 24 months on top and a 12 months on the bottom.
Emo keeps saying she'll even out.... but how does he know? huh? this is his first kid too.
I'm sure she will even out.

[SWC Bonfire]

^^^dear God, he's another GiG :lol

[Horry For 3!]

^^^dear God, he's another GiG :lol
How am I another GiG? I am Horry For 3! :rolleyes

[1369]

I don't get the whole "wear your cap crooked" thing. The object of the bill of a cap is to keep sun out of your eyes, not off your ears.

[Horry For 3!]

I don't get the whole "wear your cap crooked" thing. The object of the bill of a cap is to keep sun out of your eyes, not off your ears.
That is just how I wear it, a little to the side, that was a more exagrated than I ususally wear it though.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't get the whole "wear your cap crooked" thing. The object of the bill of a cap is to keep sun out of your eyes, not off your ears.

:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

That is just how I wear it, a little to the side, that was a more exagrated than I ususally wear it though.


well don't do that on a fishing trip.
you'd come back with a funky ass burn on 1/3 of your face. :lol

[Horry For 3!]

Fuckin shit! My step-dad's dog just farted again. Will someone please take this dog away?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Here is an example....
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8733/joshnmuscle6wc.jpg
Thats like an year - year n half old.


i'm just loving the repeated shots of your blue bunkbed.
It;s the kind where the bottom is a full size futon right? :lol

[Horry For 3!]

well don't do that on a fishing trip.
you'd come back with a funky ass burn on 1/3 of your face. :lol
Nah, I rarely get sun-burned on my face. If I think I starting to then I will put sun tan lotion on.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Fuckin shit! My step-dad's dog just farted again. Will someone please take this dog away?


every time you mention this dog his relationship to you gets farther and farther off....

next time he farts he'll be called "some mutt off the street"

[MiNuS]

Fuckin shit! My step-dad's dog just farted again. Will someone please take this dog away?
GAS-X -- just mix up with the Purina.

[Horry For 3!]

i'm just loving the repeated shots of your blue bunkbed.
It;s the kind where the bottom is a full size futon right? :lol
You know you love my bunk bed! :) Yes the bottom is a Full, that is where I sleep. The top bunk is where I put my clothes if I don't put them up. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

you mean sunblock.


I'm gonna go check for my package. BRB.

[Horry For 3!]

every time you mention this dog his relationship to you gets farther and farther off....

next time he farts he'll be called "some mutt off the street"
Well she never was my dog, she has always been my step-dad's, so I thought i'd clear that up. :)

[Horry For 3!]

Oh shit! It is 3:21, time to get my brother. Later

[SWC Bonfire]

That picture bears an uncanny, separated-at-birth-like resemblance to the one with GiG and his cap turned sideways.

1369, there seems to be a pandemic of symmetry-related diseases, causing imbalanced dressing habits. Some theories are that they were molested as children by Michael Jackson and are emulating the results of the "one glove" look, or that an inner-ear imbalance causes them to offset the cap to balance their head.:lol

[batman2883]

What the hell?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:depressed

no package today.

[batman2883]

:depressed

no package today.


its gonna pop

[ObiwanGinobili]

That picture bears an uncanny, separated-at-birth-like resemblance to the one with GiG and his cap turned sideways.

1369, there seems to be a pandemic of symmetry-related diseases, causing imbalanced dressing habits. Some theories are that they were molested as children by Michael Jackson and are emulating the results of the "one glove" look, or that an inner-ear imbalance causes them to offset the cap to balance their head.:lol


:lmao :lmao

these guys are not much younger than me and I don't get it either.

[Horry For 3!]

I'm back :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

its gonna pop


I was expecting a few thigns I'd sniped off of ebay.

[Horry For 3!]

That picture bears an uncanny, separated-at-birth-like resemblance to the one with GiG and his cap turned sideways.

1369, there seems to be a pandemic of symmetry-related diseases, causing imbalanced dressing habits. Some theories are that they were molested as children by Michael Jackson and are emulating the results of the "one glove" look, or that an inner-ear imbalance causes them to offset the cap to balance their head.:lol
Uhhh. ok, whatever. :rolleyes

[SWC Bonfire]

Uhhh. ok, whatever. :rolleyes

It's a joke, cowboy. We kid because we care.

[Horry For 3!]

It's a joke, cowboy. We kid because we care.
I'm not a cowboy though.

[SWC Bonfire]

I'm not a cowboy though.

Main Entry: figure of speech
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: turn of expression
Synonyms: allusion, analogy, device, expression, flourish, flower, hyperbole, imagery, malapropism, manner of speaking, metaphor, ornament, oxymoron, sarcasm, simile, trope, way of speaking
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1)
Copyright © 2005 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm back :)


damn that was quick.
dod that kid even need a ride?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm not a cowboy though.


god I hope your not a cowgirl.

[Horry For 3!]

damn that was quick.
dod that kid even need a ride?
Yes, I got my bro, he is here.


I'd just like everyone to know....i'm drinking out of a Spurs cup :king

[Horry For 3!]

Main Entry: figure of speech
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: turn of expression
Synonyms: allusion, analogy, device, expression, flourish, flower, hyperbole, imagery, malapropism, manner of speaking, metaphor, ornament, oxymoron, sarcasm, simile, trope, way of speaking
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1)
Copyright © 2005 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
I know....

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm drinking out of a glass from wallymart.



but I'm thinkign about the spurs! :angel

[Horry For 3!]

I'm drinking out of a glass from wallymart.



but I'm thinkign about the spurs! :angel
:lol Mine is an SBC Center Spurs cup :smokin

[batman2883]

Im drinking water from the water fountain..mmmm tasty water...its water..water.....

[batman2883]

Maybe i shouldnt have bet all my vbookie

[Horry For 3!]

Im drinking water from the water fountain..mmmm tasty water...its water..water.....
Water is too plain.

[batman2883]

Water is too plain.


ahhh but its the key to life...i learned that from Mortal Kombat I

[ObiwanGinobili]

Maybe i shouldnt have bet all my vbookie


well who'd you bet the most on?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Im drinking water from the water fountain..mmmm tasty water...its water..water.....


I <3 water.
filtered tho.

[Horry For 3!]

I bet 6500 on teams. :)

[batman2883]

well who'd you bet the most on?


The Red Sox

[Horry For 3!]

I <3 water.
filtered tho.
I *heart* gatorade :)

[Horry For 3!]

The Red Sox
I bet 3k on them.

[batman2883]

Evian is the best water ever

[Horry For 3!]

Evian is the best water ever
We have filtered water, I don't know what kind. It is one of those big jugs, my step-dad has one of those things.

[batman2883]

ozarka tastes like shit

[ObiwanGinobili]

Evian is the best water ever


damn straight!!
I love evian.
I can't stand aquafina. thats the true nasty water IMO.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I bet 300 on the red sox.

I'm stingy with my $$.... sad. it's fake $$.

[Horry For 3!]

I bet 300 on the red sox.

I'm stingy with my $$.... sad. it's fake $$.
I bet $500 on the Twins accidently :oops

[Horry For 3!]

I bet a lot the Cardinals & Red Soxs. Carpenter & Clement better not let me down or i'm going to be pissed off!

[batman2883]

Shit i bet it all on the Red Sox they better fucking win tonight or i will have to sacrifice a virgin

[ObiwanGinobili]

Shit i bet it all on the Red Sox they better fucking win tonight or i will have to sacrifice a virgin
I woulda kept at least $100.

thats $25 you get is hard to build on.

[batman2883]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/fg_07.gif

[Horry For 3!]

I woulda kept at least $100.

thats $25 you get is hard to build on.
That is what I do, the lowest I was down to was $100.

[2Blonde]

I like Dasani and Deja Blue water.

...2Blonde

[ObiwanGinobili]

Dasani taste good too. :tu


I just can't stand tap water.

[SWC Bonfire]

Dasani taste good too. :tu


I just can't stand tap water.

Water snob? :lol

I drink Carrizo brand water. It only costs what electricity it takes to pull it out of the ground. :tu

[TonyMontana]

Dasani taste good too. :tu



that's my fuckin favorite too, i'm tellin ya. nothing follows a few lines of blow like a cool refreshing glass of dasani. hey, there is no fuckin coke sniffing icon.... :pctoss :makemyday

[Horry For 3!]

that's my fuckin favorite too, i'm tellin ya. nothing follows a few lines of blow like a cool refreshing glass of dasani. hey, there is no fuckin coke sniffing icon.... :pctoss :makemyday
Right on.

[ShoogarBear]

Dasani taste good too. :tu


If you can get to it . . .

http://www.spurstalk.com/coachowned.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

If you can get to it . . .

http://www.spurstalk.com/coachowned.jpg


:lol

that pic is a classic!
I'm gonna use it for my signature every time we play the suns this year. :fro

[1Parker1]

:lol Speaking of Dasani, has anyone tried their new flavored water?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I have and it;s sick.


when i want water i want water. when i want juice I'll by juice.
dasani flavored water is like way watered down juice with artificial sweetner and all the post sippage nastyness of artificial sweetner. :vomit

[1369]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL WOMAN

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms


THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL MAN

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en-route to airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Macallan 30 year old
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).
6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; John Kerry caught in bed with male campaign worker...
7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, 30 year old Macallan, big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

[1Parker1]

:lmao :lmao

[1Parker1]

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit :tu
3:00 Nap :tu :tu
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body :td
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms


That IS my ideal day!! Minus the working out 2 times a day part....

[SWC Bonfire]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL MAN

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en-route to airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Macallan 30 year old
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).
6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; John Kerry caught in bed with male campaign worker...
7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, 30 year old Macallan, big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

:lmao

[SWC Bonfire]

You know, if you had a German Shepherd, he would be faithful enough to let it diffuse while he sat there in olfactory agony...

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao this was pretty close, but I needed to make a few changes........




THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL WOMAN

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses and oral sex
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - a new PS2 chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with lavender and rose petals
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 170 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap wakes up to a sparklingly clean house including windows, dishes, all bathrooms and freshly shampooed carpets
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from husband
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from extensive wardrobe of brand new clothes that all fit great and don;t need ot be ironed
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers and sex in the car in the parking lot
10:00 Hot shower (not alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep alone casue i don't need some big sweaty sticky body anywhere near me in this heat, breathing on me or stealing my air.

ok. thats better.

[1Parker1]

:lol :tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

I also think that the man's prfect day has too much shit in it.

Most guys perfect day would just be taking a shit, taking a nap, a blow job here or there, another nap, sex, sleep.

[bigzak25]

My perfect day is jammin to music, getting my shit done at work, having a great lunch with my friends here, getting the FUCK out at 430, although i've been staying late to do research, and then either playin bball, rockin the tavern, or going home to make sweet love to wifey. :tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

Are You a Texas Woman?

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from Utah, and bragged that he had told his wife
she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at
their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call
a landscaper.

:lmao

[TheTruth]

that wasn't funny at all..

[ObiwanGinobili]

HAHA!
yes it was.

[TOP-CHERRY]

:tu

Real Texas women rock!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

[TOP-CHERRY]

:lmao

So true... So true...

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

i love this one: Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

:lol
how many times have you heard a girlfriend say the same thing????

[SpursWoman]

Somehow I missed this page.....so I fixed my own: :lol



THE PERFECT DAY FOR REAL WOMAN

8:15 Wake up on my own, not by the fucking alarm clock.
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Coffee already made - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Intense work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry :tu
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 57 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from SO
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7:30 Dinner for two that I didn't have to cook and don't have to clean up after, followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (NOT alone)
10:50 Thrown in the bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Hot, raunchy sex
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

[ShoogarBear]

This thread has become a frightening breeding ground for violence against men and misterogyny.

[TOP-CHERRY]

^ Bwa-hahahaha!

:)

[Shelly]

My perfect day would be one that didn't consist of me telling my kids to knock it off.

[ObiwanGinobili]

My perfect day would be one that didn't consist of me telling my kids to knock it off.


speaking of..... there is a prety large pile of stuff that used to be in my pantry on the kitchen floor..... I'm to hot and tired to even care. :oops

[Mr. Holland]

speaking of..... there is a prety large pile of stuff that used to be in my pantry on the kitchen floor..... I'm to hot and tired to even care. :oops

So, Casandra, did you ever get around to cleaning it up?

I know that my wife sometimes takes a little too much time completing her daily chores and if she isn't careful, I am going to elope with Rowena.

[HomerSimpson]

You're an Idiot holland. I'd a fucked Rowena the first chance i got.

[Mr. Holland]

You're an Idiot holland. I'd a fucked Rowena the first chance i got.

It is called morals and ethics.

I am married with a child.

I LOVE both my wife and my son, Cole, more than you can imagine.

When Rowena made her initial pass at me, I was faced with a quandry.

To this day, her name gives me goosebumps.

[HomerSimpson]

The only thing she gives me a is a huge boner.

[TheTruth]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8996/spideysense5ch.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mr. Holland]

Yes, REAL WOMEN do suck just like this thread.

[TheTruth]

REAL WOMEN ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.
BUT I DON'T JUST SETTLE FOR ANY WOMAN.


http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7531/belevdog2fn3ex.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


if you looked like me, would you settle for anything less than the best?

[Iris Holland]

So, Casandra, did you ever get around to cleaning it up?

I know that my wife sometimes takes a little too much time completing her daily chores and if she isn't careful, I am going to elope with Rowena.
Remember the good times, Glenn!!

[SpursWoman]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8996/spideysense5ch.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Considering that's probably the secord or third time you've posted that exact same picture in this thread, why don't you GTFO of it?

You're sooooo original. :shootme