Real Women

[1Parker1]

:lol :lol :lol


Obiwan, did he ask if you wanted to be his bitch?


:lmao

[Flea]

It's one thing to look, it's another for someone to think it's an open invitation to have breakfast with you the next morning.


Oh I agree but looking is human nature, we all look. If I notice a beautiful woman I am going to stare at her too.

[SWC Bonfire]

Like I said, it's one thing to ogle you, it's another to think it's an opportunity to harrass u.

The difference between "oogling" and harrasment is dependent upon how good looking and smooth the guy is. :lol

[SpursWoman]

:lol Is that how u dress now that User's outta town?


No, that's most of the time really. And if the tank top is tight enough I get all the attention I can handle....bonus points if it's wet. :smokin :eyebrows :lol

[1Parker1]

After Isabella was born I got together with some other "april mommies" and we had our hubby's watch the kids and went out for dinner and a movie. I got all dressed up to make it "special" and to feel ultra pretty.

damn I wish I just wore jeans and a nice shirt.
I was very uncomfortable all night and I kept having to be carefull how I sat at the restaurant. My feet hurt, and my pantyhose ran.
It was not as fun to look "pretty" without the prospect of flirting with my husband all night and then having sex in the car or at home.
In fact I got home to a baby who was still awake and a hubby who was tired and cranky. then I spent another hour in that damn outfit while I took care of those 2.


Well, I don't know, I guess it may be different when your married and with kids than if you were single.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao
Actually Spursfandan lives in the apartment complex right across the street from mine... but I know what he looks like form his pick in Lady Marmalade.
Oh man, I'm sorry.

[Shelly]

Ok, maybe I wasn't very clear. Obviously there are times when I myself go out looking all pretty (:princess :lol) in hopes of attention or whatever. But, all I'm saying is that, sometimes don't you ever want to dress up and go out with your girlfriends or whatever, just for yourself....and feel pretty for yourself?


No that's true too. Sometimes, I will put on make-up even if I'm not going anywhere and dress nicely because I start feeling frumpy.

[Flea]

Can I count on all of you to show up when I throw a SpursTalk GtG for GiG????


At the rate his donations are going I am going to be too old to attend. :lol

[1Parker1]

No, that's most of the time really. And if the tank top is tight enough I get all the attention I can handle....bonus points if it's wet. :smokin :eyebrows :lol


:lol You just gave the guys on this forum a new fantasy/

[ObiwanGinobili]

Can I count on all of you to show up when I throw a SpursTalk GtG for GiG????


will it be ok for us to point and laugh?
:lol

j/k
I might go. He may be a freak but he's still a member of the ST "family".

[spurschick]

Can I count on all of you to show up when I throw a SpursTalk GtG for GiG????

Absofuckinlutely

[TheTruth]

At the rate his donations are going I am going to be too old to attend. :lol
the donation fund was a joke. he'll be here either in the winter or during the playoffs

[TheTruth]

Absofuckinlutely
thatsthefuckinspirit!!

[SpursWoman]

Absofuckinlutely


Yeah, count me in too. :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

Will he get a full-ride Spurstalk GTG scholarship?

[MannyIsGod]

Someone lives by SpursFanDan? That sucks.

[1Parker1]

We should get him a gift or something, ladies. How about a vibrator with a note attached that says, "Jerk this!"

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh I agree but looking is human nature, we all look. If I notice a beautiful woman I am going to stare at her too.


and if i notice a fat chick wearing a pair of white shorts sooo tight that you can see every dent left my the bag of nickles God hit her backside with.....

I'm gonna stare even harder.

[Flea]

I'm with Flea on this.

If it were up to me, I'd be living in sweats.

However, if I'm not going anywhere (and especially when it's hot), I don't put on make-up. Hell, I'm lucky if I'm dressed before noon.


I'm still in my pajamas. I really need to get dressed and get going. I have two books waiting for me at the downtown public library.

[Shelly]

Oh, and it's got nothing to do with looking attractive for my husband. By the time he gets home, I've rubbed most of my make-up off! :lol

[MannyIsGod]

How about some self esteem instead?

[Flea]

and if i notice a fat chick wearing a pair of white shorts sooo tight that you can see every dent left my the bag of nickles God hit her backside with.....

I'm gonna stare even harder.



:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol :lol :lol


Obiwan, did he ask if you wanted to be his bitch?


:lmao

no, but when he got around to asking me my name I tyold him it was "married".

[Flea]

I have hit 1000!!!! :elephant :elephant :elephant

[spurschick]

Will he get a full-ride Spurstalk GTG scholarship?

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Shelly]

will it be ok for us to point and laugh?
:lol

j/k
I might go. He may be a freak but he's still a member of the ST "family".

I am going to do everything in my power to make sure my boys never, ever act like GIG!

[MannyIsGod]

He's no member of my family.

[ObiwanGinobili]

How about some self esteem instead?

:tu
i think our self esteem is so high that we don't need dressy clothes and makeup.
we know we are hot shit in just a sleep t-shirt or a tank and sweats.

[1Parker1]

How about some self esteem instead?


Good idea Manny. We'll have Shelly hit on him. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I am going to do everything in my power to make sure my boys never, ever act like GIG!


he could be a SpursTalk PSA poster boy... you know.. "this is your brain on crack" ....

[ObiwanGinobili]

Someone lives by SpursFanDan? That sucks.


whats wrong with the medical center? :spin

[ObiwanGinobili]

Manny my bad... didin't know you were posting about GiG instead of the other topic in here..... :oops

[Flea]

I am going to do everything in my power to make sure my boys never, ever act like GIG!


As a mom to girls, I THANK You Shelly!

[MannyIsGod]

:tu
i think our self esteem is so high that we don't need dressy clothes and makeup.
we know we are hot shit in just a sleep t-shirt or a tank and sweats.
I was refering as in what to get GIG.

[MannyIsGod]

Manny my bad... didin't know you were posting about GiG instead of the other topic in here..... :oops
:lol

I'm behind as well.

[MannyIsGod]

whats wrong with the medical center? :spin
Not a damn thing. Its living near Dan thats the problem. :lol

[Shelly]

As a mom to girls, I THANK You Shelly!


Seriously!

[Shelly]

Good idea Manny. We'll have Shelly hit on him. :lol


ewww. He was born when I was graduating from high school!

[SpursWoman]

:tu
i think our self esteem is so high that we don't need dressy clothes and makeup.
we know we are hot shit in just a sleep t-shirt or a tank and sweats.


Damn straight! :lol :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Not a damn thing. Its living near Dan thats the problem. :lol

:lol
well he's all the way across the street... we've never actually run into each other....

Xoltol lives 2 blocks down too.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Good idea Manny. We'll have Shelly hit on him. :lol


Hello Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know... oh hoo hoo....

[Flea]

Good idea Manny. We'll have Shelly hit on him. :lol


You'll have the wrath of Jimbo.

[SpursWoman]

You'll have the wrath of Jimbo.



And the wrath of ME. :devil :cuss :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

SW one of these days your gonna have to make a choice: User or Shelly.
this ain;t the playboy mansion girlie!

[SpursWoman]

SW one of these days your gonna have to make a choice: User or Shelly.
this ain;t the playboy mansion girlie!


I don't know about Bob, but I don't think User minds too much.... :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

sorry... i have it on CNN... Bush is talking but all I hear is "blah blah blah blah"...... it's too early or political crap.. I'm switching to Comedy Central.....

[1Parker1]

ewww. He was born when I was graduating from high school!


Come on now Shelly, you know you'd "hit that"

:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

Come on now Shelly, you know you'd "hit that"

:lmao

yeah.. he;s sooooo fine. havn't you seen his pic's?
And he's 6'8... can't beat that with a stick.
:lol

[1Parker1]

yeah.. he;s sooooo fine. havn't you seen his pic's?
And he's 6'8... can't beat that with a stick.
:lol


:lol Is it safe to say that GIG is the most hated male on the forum by the females?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol Is it safe to say that GIG is the most hated male on the forum by the females?


i think we just feel sorry for him since he's so pathetic.
he's entertaining in his own retarded way.

[SWC Bonfire]

GiG is further proof that your teens are NOT the prime years of your life...

[ObiwanGinobili]

there are many reasons I am glad that I am having only girls.
this is one of them.

[1369]

Yea, but with boys you only have to deal with one dick.

With girls, you have to deal with thousands.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yea, but with boys you only have to deal with one dick.

With girls, you have to deal with thousands.


:lol I see what your saying.. but I think a properly trained conscience can go along way.
But as a woman i know it would be hard for me to assert my authority over a teenage boy. they get full of themselves and with hormones and waht not... they think they are "the man". I remember some incidents with my brother that were just awfull... and my husband has told me some things that he had done to his mother that I just don;t think I could handle any better coming from my own kid.

[1369]

Well, I have a 4 month old son and a 3 year old daughter.

10 years down the road will be very interesting.

[ObiwanGinobili]

awwww.... 4 months.... thats sooo cute.
I'm trying to gget my mind back into "newborn" mode.....but all my thoughts, and my eyes are always leaning more towards toddler things... man it's hard.

I bought 2 crates of diapers online the other day for the new baby and I felt bad that I didn't buy any for Isabella ..... man i need to get over that.

[1369]

Four months is great.

They can't talk yet.

I swear, with as much as my daughter talks/argues/bargins, she's either going to be a lawyer or a politician.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Four months is great.

They can't talk yet.

I swear, with as much as my daughter talks/argues/bargins, she's either going to be a lawyer or a politician.


:lol
Isabella is 16 months and doesn't speak english. BUt she never stops talking. Or demanding. she's very good at demanding.

[Shelly]

I don't know about Bob, but I don't think User minds too much.... :lol

:lol

One day you'll be mine again...*sniff*

btw, I'm making a bunch of rosemary bread right now...

[1Parker1]

Real Women don't need to prove themselves by trying to outdo the Quatro Thread :)

[Flea]

Real women have lives. :)

[Flea]

Go away GIG don't you have measuring to do? I'm sure your penis has grown over the past two hours.

[SpursWoman]

:sleep

[QUATTRO > Real Women]

More like trimming. He is PLENTY long.

[1Parker1]

I love how the "Real Women" thread has intelligent, adult debates while the "Quatro Men" thread has Bull Shit. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Real women have lives. :)


real women are spending 30 some odd minutes scrubbing jelly out of the carpet and wondering how the heck it got there in the 1st place.......... :rolleyes

[bigzak25]

mmmm....jelly. http://www.thetrolls.com/phpbb/images/smiles/icon_banana_r.gif

[Flea]

Real women had to take their kids to the library and make sure they are fed.

[ObiwanGinobili]

mmmm....jelly. http://www.thetrolls.com/phpbb/images/smiles/icon_banana_r.gif


you perv!
It;s grape and my daughter put it there! :angel

[1Parker1]

you perv!
It;s grape and my daughter put it there! :angel


:lol Damn, I think he's trying to hit on you daughter....

[bigzak25]

don't put words in my mouth...just the jelly. thanks. :lol

[iminlakerland]

lmmfao at that bannana...damnit zak

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol Damn, I think he's trying to hit on you daughter....



ewwwwww.

jesh. she;s not even in RKelly;s age range.... :vomit
:lol


don't put words in my mouth...just the jelly. thanks

i've got grape, apricot and mixed berry.... pick your poisen

[1Parker1]

ewwwwww.

jesh. she;s not even in RKelly;s age range.... :vomit
:lol


:lol

[Flea]

ewwwwww.

jesh. she;s not even in RKelly;s age range.... :vomit
:lol




Ewwwwww!!!

[1Parker1]

Ewwwwww!!!

:lol In that case, Flea, you better hide that avatar of your daughter from BigZak......she looks like she could be in his age range.

[ObiwanGinobili]

speaking of....

you guys ever check out the website for convicted sex offenders??
I found out my downstairs neighbor is.

[Shelly]

Go away GIG don't you have measuring to do? I'm sure your penis has grown over the past two hours.


:lmao x 346348676435465765435657867

[iminlakerland]

damnit...the feds are gona hit this forum up :( damn u zak damn damn damn...the next person to go is me they are gona blame the cave dweller!

[1Parker1]

speaking of....

you guys ever check out the website for convicted sex offenders??
I found out my downstairs neighbor is.


WHAT?! Are you serious.......where do you go to check that out?

[iminlakerland]

speaking of....

you guys ever check out the website for convicted sex offenders??
I found out my downstairs neighbor is.

oh crap! uhhh are u considering moving?

[1Parker1]

damnit...the feds are gona hit this forum up :( damn u zak damn damn damn...the next person to go is me they are gona blame the cave dweller!

If anything, they'd arrest you for being a Lakers fan :spin

[ObiwanGinobili]

https://records.txdps.state.tx.us/soSearch/soSearch.cfm

[1Parker1]

https://records.txdps.state.tx.us/soSearch/soSearch.cfm


That's just Texas sex offenders.

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh crap! uhhh are u considering moving?


well he's the only one on my street or near by.
and he was convicted of sex with a 15 yr old... so not exactly my kid's age.
Also - she's never alon and we'll be moving out of here when she's about 3 1/2.. so I'm not too worried about him.
BUt it does disturb me that 3 kids live in that apt. with him.

[bigzak25]

i've got grape, apricot and mixed berry.... pick your poison


no strawberry? :pctoss

i need something to go with spurswoman's peanut butter...user does come back tomorrow you know. lil help please. :angel

[ObiwanGinobili]

here you go 1P1...

http://www.nationalalertregistry.com/cgi-bin/shop.cgi?product=NAR&offer=MEC1&affiliate=000001&engine=adwords!3476&keyword=%28registered+offenders%29&match_type=

[ObiwanGinobili]

no strawberry? :pctoss

i need something to go with spurswoman's peanut butter...user does come back tomorrow you know. lil help please. :angel


hey! apricot is freakin yummy! You'll eat it and you'll like it! :lol

[1Parker1]

Thanks, I entered in my Zip, and luckily it said that there are no sex offenders in my area.

[1Parker1]

ok Chickies (and BigZak), I'm off work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for keeping me entertained. I'll be back tommorow :)

[iminlakerland]

well he's the only one on my street or near by.
and he was convicted of sex with a 15 yr old... so not exactly my kid's age.
Also - she's never alon and we'll be moving out of here when she's about 3 1/2.. so I'm not too worried about him.
BUt it does disturb me that 3 kids live in that apt. with him.

wow thats kinda scary. I know when i worked in real estate for a short while, some agents wouldnt divulge that information when they were supposed to. It's illegal for them not to, but i cant even imagine a family moving into a home which they think is their dream home and moving in right next to a half way home for convicted sex offenders. :flipoff sheisty real estate agents!

[SWC Bonfire]

Are you sure that is his name, or did someone who is on that list formerly occupy that address?

[spurschick]

speaking of....

you guys ever check out the website for convicted sex offenders??
I found out my downstairs neighbor is.


:lol Gerry Grant is my father's upstairs neighbor.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Thanks, I entered in my Zip, and luckily it said that there are no sex offenders in my area.


thats impossible.... perhaps you should search thru your local PD.

[bigzak25]

You'll eat it and you'll like it! :lol



just a nickel for everytime a woman told me that please...:lol

[iminlakerland]

Search Initiated: 8/2/2005 Time:2:12 P.M.
Search Location: Zip: 91401 City: SHERMAN OAKS, VAN NUYS State: CA
33 Registered sex offenders are located in your Immediate area


:|

[SWC Bonfire]

thats impossible.... perhaps you should search thru your local PD.

No its not. Some ZIP codes are small. But if she lives in the hometown of Kobe Bryant, it's impossible.

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.pameganslaw.state.pa.us/

[Flea]

I check the texas website every 6 months or so. There is one a couple of streets over from us.....it was a teenage girl.

[Flea]

:lol Gerry Grant is my father's upstairs neighbor.


Ah, Gerry Grant, it was all research for a story!!! :vomit

[ObiwanGinobili]

the list for philadelphia is well over 100 ... so I'm sure there's someone near her.
i'm just saying that the other site isn't the official site where the PD's post the info.. it;s an info site. So may not be that up to date. the new site I posted is the PA state police website.

[SWC Bonfire]

Don't let GiG see this list, he may try to get the addresses of all the teachers that slept with their students in his area.

[spurschick]

Ah, Gerry Grant, it was all research for a story!!! :vomit

Would you believe that he has a young son?

[bigzak25]

Ah, Gerry Grant, it was all research for a story!!! :vomit



and i thought michelle lima's career ended quick...















j/k Godbless her. :angel

[ObiwanGinobili]

Would you believe that he has a young son?



ewwwwwww.
i wonder if he's on the depo shot?
a lot of sex offenders are on the depo shot nad I heard they are also using it now on kiddie porn freaks who have kids.

[iminlakerland]

I went to the CA megan's law website just to make sure i didnt know any of those bastards!

scary thing is half the people on the list are in violation...

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah.. at the SA website they have a map with a dot where each guy lives and that dot is colored according to how dangerous they are. With black meaning: "can't keep it in thier pants for 5 min.s aka will rape your dog."
It's scary the # of black dots on the map.

[iminlakerland]

ummm im not quite sure if i wanna know exactly what all these people in my area did.

[ObiwanGinobili]

ummm im not quite sure if i wanna know exactly what all these people in my area did.


see , i'm the type that wants to know.
EX: if they guy downstairs from me had broken into some lady;s house and raped her i nthe middle of the night.. then I would've moved after I found out.
But knowing that he wa convicted of stagetory on a friend's ( ex-friend now i guess) daughter makes me feel alot less of a potential target.

[SWC Bonfire]

Was he the guy who tried to chat you up from his car? :lol

[iminlakerland]

well from the addresses that were posted not many live very close to me. I didnt recognize any of them. So i guess that gives me some sort of peice of mind. I always drive with my doors locked, but thats still some scary shit.

[SpursFanDan]

Wheres this website at? I'd like to know who my neighbors are.

[2Blonde]

If you register at ScanUSA they will send you an email whenever a sexual predator moves into your area. you can register up to 5 zipcodes. I used it this summer when my daughter went up to OK to visit her dad because he doesn't live in a great neighborhood. Then I printed out the pictures and gave them to her so she could keep an eye out because her Dad was never around to supervise her. I also used it when we were looking for land to buy to build our new house.
http://www.scanusa.com/

Oh Yeah....And Real Women are being mean and making their daughters do homework projects during the summer so they can get into AP classes in the fall and won't grow up to say "Do you want fries with that?". :lol (Man she's pissed at me right now)

...2Blonde

[ObiwanGinobili]

Wheres this website at? I'd like to know who my neighbors are.

https://records.txdps.state.tx.us/soSearch/soSearch.cfm

and he's right below my apt..... not at Walnut Hill . so your safe.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh Yeah....And Real Women are being mean and making their daughters do homework projects during the summer so they can get into AP classes in the fall and won't grow up to say "Do you want fries with that?". :lol (Man she's pissed at me right now)

...2Blonde

:lmao :lmao

this real women needs to put away some dishes before dinner.....

[SpursFanDan]

Thanks Obi.

[Shelly]

This real woman is about to kill her kids in a second........




And now I know why some animals eat their young.

[Ginofan]

Does anyone have any recommendations on how to get a sliver of glass out of a finger?

I've tried the tweezers but it's not working. It hurts like a bitch whenever something touches that part of my finger...so something still in there right? Ugh! I need help!

[SpursWoman]

This Real Woman is about to hit every daycare on the way home, because I'm sure there's someone's kid there I'm supposed to pick up.

Then I have to feed them all.... :fro

[iminlakerland]

This real woman is about to kill her kids in a second........




And now I know why some animals eat their young.

lol what are those two adorable young boys of yours getting into now?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Thanks Obi.


oops.. my bad.. this guy lives near you...

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/refreshmap.adp?z=9&rand=737
http://216.140.183.80/soSearch/soDetail.cfm?ShowNav=False&dps_number=07319331

[2Blonde]

This Real Woman is about to hit every daycare on the way home, because I'm sure there's someone's kid there I'm supposed to pick up.

Then I have to feed them all.... :fro
:lol OMG you're making my stomach hurt from laughing. I can just picture you running around around from daycare to daycare. :lol

...2Blonde

[bigzak25]

tweezers and tequila ginofan. :tu

[SpursFanDan]

His risk level is low, but he looks like hes done more than just Indecent exposure.

[ObiwanGinobili]

His risk level is low, but he looks like hes done more than just Indecent exposure.


I agree.. plus the indecent exposure was on a 9yr old.....

[ObiwanGinobili]

Does anyone have any recommendations on how to get a sliver of glass out of a finger?

I've tried the tweezers but it's not working. It hurts like a bitch whenever something touches that part of my finger...so something still in there right? Ugh! I need help!


soak with water .. then put iodine on it and squeeze it out.

[SpursFanDan]

What a light weight.

[timvp]

Does anyone have any recommendations on how to get a sliver of glass out of a finger?

I've tried the tweezers but it's not working. It hurts like a bitch whenever something touches that part of my finger...so something still in there right? Ugh! I need help!

Tie a plastic bag around it. The lack of oxygen (or something like that) will make it come out.

Works every time.

:hat

[Shelly]

lol what are those two adorable young boys of yours getting into now?

They have been wrestling all day long and I'm just waiting to hear the big *crash*

[2Blonde]

Have you tried a piece of duct tape? put it over the finger then squeeze the finger as much as you can to try and get the glass to pop up and hopefully catch on the tape.Then pull off the tape. It's worth a try. It's always a great way to take out splinters. Maybe it will work with glass. ????

...2Blonde

[1369]

I'll tell you about a "Real Woman".

She's a wife and mother to a four month old and a three year old.

She makes sure the infant gets fed whenever he squaks and puts up with the three year olds incessant questions and comments.

She keeps the house clean.

She keeps the family finances in order.

She does the laundry and grocery shopping.

She does all this with her husband working out of town during the week only seeing him on the weekends.

And she doesn't bitch, moan or complain about her situation.

That "Real Woman" is my wife.

The woman is a freaking saint.

[Ginofan]

Thanks for the suggestions, I'm gonna try them out. Except for Zak's...believe it or not, we are out of tequila! :lol

[bigzak25]

oh i believe it. :lol

[iminlakerland]

They have been wrestling all day long and I'm just waiting to hear the big *crash*

Ahhh the wonderful summer that us kids love, and as our parents count down the days till were back in school.

Man my brother and i were horrible, i feel sorry for my mom for what we put her threw. If my kids are half as bad as my brother and i were im in for a whole heap of trouble. Especially since i want two boys.

[Shelly]

I'll tell you about a "Real Woman".

She's a wife and mother to a four month old and a three year old.

She makes sure the infant gets fed whenever he squaks and puts up with the three year olds incessant questions and comments.

She keeps the house clean.

She keeps the family finances in order.

She does the laundry and grocery shopping.

She does all this with her husband working out of town during the week only seeing him on the weekends.

And she doesn't bitch, moan or complain about her situation.

That "Real Woman" is my wife.

The woman is a freaking saint.


Damn right she is!

[spursfaninla]

from a pediatric website

HOME CARE ADVICE FOR MINOR SPLINTERS OR SLIVERS

1. Tiny, Pain-Free Slivers: If superficial slivers are numerous, tiny, and pain-free, they can be left in. Eventually they will work their way out with normal shedding of the skin or the body will reject them with a minor skin infection.
2. Tiny Plant Stickers: Plant stickers (e.g. stinging nettle), cactus spines, or fiberglass spicules are difficult to remove. Usually they break when pressure is applied with tweezers.
* Wax Hair Remover: Warm up wax in your microwave for 10 seconds, and apply a layer over the skin containing the stickers. Cover it with the cloth strip that came with hair remover. Let it air dry for 5 minutes or accelerate the process with a hair dryer. Then peel it off. It will remove most of them. The others will usually work themselves out with normal shedding of the skin. You can also try all-purpose white glue, but it is far less effective.
* Tape: Another option is to lightly touch the area with packaging tape or another very sticky tape.
3. Needle and Tweezers: Remove larger slivers with a needle and tweezers.
* Check the tweezers beforehand to be certain the ends (pickups) meet exactly. (If they do not, bend them.) Sterilize the tools with rubbing alcohol or a flame.
* Wash the skin surrounding the sliver briefly with soap and water before trying to remove it. Don't soak the area if FB is wood. (Reason: can cause swelling of the splinter)
* Use the needle to completely expose the large end of the sliver. Use good lighting. A magnifying glass may help.
* Then grasp the end firmly with the tweezers and pull it out at the same angle that it went in. Getting a good grip the first time is especially important with slivers that go in perpendicular to the skin or those trapped under the fingernail.
* For slivers under a fingernail, sometimes a wedge of the nail must be cut away with fine scissors to expose the end of the sliver.
* Superficial horizontal slivers (where you can see all of it) usually can be removed by pulling on the end. If the end breaks off, open the skin with a sterile needle along the length of the sliver and flick the rest out.
4. Antibiotic Ointment: Wash the area with soap and water before and after removal. Apply an antibiotic ointment to the area once after removal to reduce the risk of infection.
5. Call Your Doctor If:
* You can't get it all out
* FB is removed, but pain becomes worse
* Starts to look infected (e.g. redness, pus, increasing pain)
* You become worse or develop any of the "Call Your Doctor" symptoms.

Splinter or Sliver

A splinter or sliver is a foreign body (FB) embedded in the skin. Most of these are slivers or splinters of wood. Others are slivers (thin fragments) of glass, metal or plastic. A few are thorns or cactus needles.
Most slivers are in the superficial skin and do not cause much pain. Deep or perpendicular slivers are painful to pressure.
Pencils contain graphite (harmless), not poisonous lead. Even colored graphites are nontoxic. They will cause a tattoo, however, and should be scrubbed out.
If slivers need to be removed in a medical setting, it’s better to see them quickly before they become hidden by swelling or pushed in more deeply by the parent or child.



When to Call Your Doctor for Splinter or Sliver

Call Your Doctor Now If:

* Deeply embedded FB (e.g. needle or toothpick in foot)

* FB has a barb (e.g. fish hook)

* FB is a BB (from a BB gun)

* FB is clear (glass or plastic)

* Pencil lead or other pigment left in skin after FB removed

* FB is causing severe pain

* You are reluctant to take out FB or can't get it out

[Shelly]

Ahhh the wonderful summer that us kids love, and as our parents count down the days till were back in school.

Man my brother and i were horrible, i feel sorry for my mom for what we put her threw. If my kids are half as bad as my brother and i were im in for a whole heap of trouble. Especially since i want two boys.

They are bored. They're bored with the pool and it's too hot outside for them to play. August 22nd can't come soon enough.

[iminlakerland]

They are bored. They're bored with the pool and it's too hot outside for them to play. August 22nd can't come soon enough.

hey atleast they are wrestling with each other and not killing their friends. My mom and i were talking about two nights ago and she was like when your brother entered high school i much rather prefered him to be fighting with you than, worrying what his ass was gona get into next in school lol!

[JoeChalupa]

This heat has been a real mother this year.

My kids are ready for school too.

[SpursWoman]

They are bored. They're bored with the pool and it's too hot outside for them to play. August 22nd can't come soon enough.



Mine start the 15th. :smokin



Huge fucking pay-raise for mommy. :smokin X 100

[SpursFanDan]

I'll tell you about a "Real Woman".

She's a wife and mother to a four month old and a three year old.

She makes sure the infant gets fed whenever he squaks and puts up with the three year olds incessant questions and comments.

She keeps the house clean.

She keeps the family finances in order.

She does the laundry and grocery shopping.

She does all this with her husband working out of town during the week only seeing him on the weekends.

And she doesn't bitch, moan or complain about her situation.

That "Real Woman" is my wife.

The woman is a freaking saint.

Isn't slavery...like over?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'll tell you about a "Real Woman".

She's a wife and mother to a four month old and a three year old.

She makes sure the infant gets fed whenever he squaks and puts up with the three year olds incessant questions and comments.

She keeps the house clean.

She keeps the family finances in order.

She does the laundry and grocery shopping.

She does all this with her husband working out of town during the week only seeing him on the weekends.

And she doesn't bitch, moan or complain about her situation.

That "Real Woman" is my wife.

The woman is a freaking saint.

:tu!!
you best be doing right by her!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm glad my girl is so young. when she starts compaining (aka throw a fit ) i just put her to bed.....

of coursethat isn;t going to last forever adn I'll soon be in ya'll s boat! :lol

[Shelly]

Mine start the 15th. :smokin



Huge fucking pay-raise for mommy. :smokin X 100


Next year we start after labor day!

[SpursWoman]

*sigh*



10 1/2 more hours..... :oops :makeout :lol

[TheTruth]

GiG was banned from the site last night. FYI

[SpursWoman]

Why was he banned? :wtf

[TheTruth]

Why was he banned? :wtf
He posted ZStomp's phone # and refused to take it off. When Kori reprimanded him he talked back.

[ObiwanGinobili]

well damn it.
there goes my summer entertainment.


shit. whose gonna be the ST boob now?

[SpursWoman]

well damn it.
there goes my summer entertainment.


shit. whose gonna be the ST boob now?


Maybe only a temporary ban? I was thinking the same thing... :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol

well if it''s a temp ban... maybe I can go with out a jester...
but otherwise we had better start taking applications.

[batman2883]

Real women wear g strings and shake it like Shakira

[ShoogarBear]

shit. whose gonna be the ST boob now?

Well, maybe now this will live up to expectations:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22740

[SpursWoman]

Real women wear g strings and shake it like Shakira


Where the hell did that come from? :lol

[batman2883]

i got bored

[ObiwanGinobili]

actually you'd be suprised exactly how many women where thongs.
I don't think I know a woman who doesn't.



and some of them I'd really rather not have that image. But if they insist on wearing thier work dockers 2 sizes too small so that I can see the g string outline near the waist band... well thats thier perogative.

[batman2883]

lol screw that do you know how many women i see wearing their thong strings way higher than their pants, its like yall women love to tease us like there it is fellas, my underwear string now dont you wish you can take that off and see the magical suprise???

[ShoogarBear]

actually you'd be suprised exactly how many women where thongs.
I don't think I know a woman who doesn't.



and some of them I'd really rather not have that image. But if they insist on wearing thier work dockers 2 sizes too small so that I can see the g string outline near the waist band... well thats thier perogative.


That reminds me: Have you seen all those ads with a bunch of fat chicks posing in their underwear? What do you think of them?














:)

[1Parker1]

No its not. Some ZIP codes are small. But if she lives in the hometown of Kobe Bryant, it's impossible.


:lol Acutally, I live about 20 minutes away from Kobe's hometown, lower merion.

[batman2883]

That reminds me: Have you seen all those ads with a bunch of fat chicks posing in their underwear? What do you think of them?














:)


I think they are fat thats what i think of them lol

[TheTruth]

g_i_g, I can't believe that you are so stupid that you post someone else's phone number on a message board without asking them and then refuse to delete it when asked. That's seriously something for which you should be automatically banned. How incredibly ignorant can you be?

You have crossed the line.

I apologize Z.





Did I originally post my number on this site>???? No! Fuck that shit. You all know TheWriter posted my number here. Yet he gets away with it. You guys all need to just fuckin chill and have a good time.









You are gone.

[1Parker1]

That reminds me: Have you seen all those ads with a bunch of fat chicks posing in their underwear? What do you think of them?











Well, they weren't thongs...........just Hanes Her way undies :)




:)

[1Parker1]

I think they are fat thats what i think of them lol


:rolleyes

[Shelly]

OMG, I just read the whole GIG banning.

He's definitely the poster boy for how NOT to post on the internet. The air is lighter now...:lol

[1Parker1]

What I want to know is......how did he have ZStomp's number to begin with? :angel

[batman2883]

:rolleyes


lol i was only kidding gosh :fro

[TheTruth]

What I want to know is......how did he have ZStomp's number to begin with? :angel
He gave us his phone number, and ZStomp called him. GiG took it off the caller id and posted it in the thread.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I think they are fat thats what i think of them lol


Don't talk about my momma like that !! :fro
:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

OMG, I just read the whole GIG banning.

He's definitely the poster boy for how NOT to post on the internet. The air is lighter now...:lol


what thread is that?

[1Parker1]

He gave us his phone number, and ZStomp called him. GiG took it off the caller id and posted it in the thread.


:lol That's messed up. You guys must have been very bored if you ended up calling a random, freaky guy on an internet forum for entertainment.

[ShoogarBear]

It's in the "GiG Film" thread.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I remeber when TheWriter posted GiG's #. It was just last week.

BUT- GiG had allready posted his whole real name and his hometown and college info .... that's how TW got the #.
Also I believe that TW took it off soon after.

[ObiwanGinobili]

It's in the "GiG Film" thread.


k.
I'll be reading it in 5




4





3

[1Parker1]

:lmao Well, GIG at least provided this forum with some entertainment during the offseason, that's for sure. Where's he live anyways? SA?

[bigzak25]

Real women wear g strings and shake it like Shakira



:tu

[Shelly]

:lmao Well, GIG at least provided this forum with some entertainment during the offseason, that's for sure. Where's he live anyways? SA?


Oh dear! How the heck did you miss where he lives? He only posted it a gazillion times along with his height and the length of his schlong! :lol (San Diego for school, Sacramento for home)

[Shelly]

I've seen Shakira's MTV Unplugged. She's very pretty, but needs to go back to the darker hair. She looks so much prettier with it.

[1Parker1]

Oh dear! How the heck did you miss where he lives? He only posted it a gazillion times along with his height and the length of his schlong! :lol (San Diego for school, Sacramento for home)


Oh yes, I remember now. I must be a little :drunk

[1Parker1]

I've seen Shakira's MTV Unplugged. She's very pretty, but needs to go back to the darker hair. She looks so much prettier with it.

She looks skanky. Same goes for Britany Spears and Christina Aguliera. If they all just toned downt he 5 pounds of makeup and greasy hair which they try to pull off as sexy, and dressed in clean, non-ripped up clothes, they'd be pretty.

[ObiwanGinobili]

holy crap. just read the whole GiG gettign banned incident.
:lmao :lmao


MY fav. part is how everyone had pretty much moved on within 5 posts.
Apparently growth in floresville is wayyyyyy more important than GiG.. and I totally agree with that.

[batman2883]

She looks skanky. Same goes for Britany Spears and Christina Aguliera. If they all just toned downt he 5 pounds of makeup and greasy hair which they try to pull off as sexy, and dressed in clean, non-ripped up clothes, they'd be pretty.

Shakira never looks skanky, she looks very beautiful wearing practically anything she is so hot....dreamy....i love her

[ObiwanGinobili]

I love shakira.
I nver think she looks skanky.... but i do think another women in her outfits would look skanky.

also ; she needs to quite doing the bi/tri colored hair. It;s better dark. Whne your fathers south american and your momma's arabian.. no way in hell your a natural blonde.

[batman2883]

I love shakira.
I nver think she looks skanky.... but i do think another women in her outfits would look skanky.

also ; she needs to quite doing the bi/tri colored hair. It;s better dark. Whne your fathers south american and your momma's arabian.. no way in hell your a natural blonde.


Very true, but i like her hair was extremly beautiful when it was that dark red color

[batman2883]

oh yeah and if anyone knows any woman who has an ass like shakira, please let me know cause ive been searching and its hard to find

[SWC Bonfire]

I love shakira.
I nver think she looks skanky.... but i do think another women in her outfits would look skanky.

also ; she needs to quite doing the bi/tri colored hair. It;s better dark. Whne your fathers south american and your momma's arabian.. no way in hell your a natural blonde.

Right, like their are no blondes in South America. I personally know of two from Colombia, which is where Shakira is from, right?

[MannyIsGod]

Shakira is not a natural blonde, but I always did like the way she had her hair.

I'd hit it.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Right, like their are no blondes in South America. I personally know of two from Colombia, which is where Shakira is from, right?


uhm, hello.. i seen pics of her parents on some VHI drivenbehindthemusicmostunmeatalcelebreality thingy.

[1Parker1]

You don't think Shakira looks and dresses skanky?

http://music.donyell.net/shakira/shakira-photo-shakira-6203495.jpg

[SWC Bonfire]

You don't think Shakira looks and dresses skanky?

http://music.donyell.net/shakira/shakira-photo-shakira-6203495.jpg

Yes, she does.

She would be much more attractive if she dressed more appropriately.
Beyonce is pretty good at straddling the line between sexy and skanky.

[1Parker1]

Shakira never looks skanky, she looks very beautiful



I love shakira. I never think she looks skanky.... but i do think another women in her outfits would look skanky.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Only reason she's not perceived as "skanky" is because she doesn't ACT skanky, like a lot of celebrities do. She's sensual, but only in her performances does she let us know.

I guess also because she has a very innocent-looking face.

[1Parker1]

Only reason she's not perceived as "skanky" is because she doesn't ACT skanky, like a lot of celebrities do. She's sensual, but only in her performances does she let us know.

I guess also because she has a very innocent-looking face.

Regardless, my point was that if girlsl ike her and Brittany and Christina dressed a little better, they'd be much prettier and better role models for little girls (well, maybe not Brittany).

[Clandestino]

christina is skanky...

[1Parker1]

christina is skanky...

Dude, all 3 of them are. I'm sure there are more, I can't think of them right now.

[ObiwanGinobili]

You don't think Shakira looks and dresses skanky?

http://music.donyell.net/shakira/shakira-photo-shakira-6203495.jpg


let me see... how can i put this....
that just looks like "her". as in I can't imagine her in other clothing and she doesn't look that bad.

Also I agree w/ 2blonde. She doesn't act skanky at all. She seems to have this smoldering sexpot thing going.


although the hair in that pic is god awful.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Regardless, my point was that if girlsl ike her and Brittany and Christina dressed a little better, they'd be much prettier and better role models for little girls (well, maybe not Brittany).
The difference though, is Brittany and Christina are skanks. When have you ever heard of Shakira doing the kinds of things they do?

Plus, Shakira's songs have substance, they actually have meaning in them... not like Christina singing of feeling "dirty" and Brit of... where do I start? :depressed

I don't think I've ever heard of people complaining about Shakira's being a bad role-model... mostly because she's not as young as the other two, and has a lot more older fans than she has young fans.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Brittany and Christina are huge ass skanks.

especially Christina.. omg... she's the mayor of skanktown.

[1Parker1]

let me see... how can i put this....
that just looks like "her". as in I can't imagine her in other clothing and she doesn't look that bad.

Also I agree w/ 2blonde. She doesn't act skanky at all. She seems to have this smoldering sexpot thing going.


although the hair in that pic is god awful.


She doesn't look that bad?! She looks plain dirty! Picture her with 10 pounds less makeup, clean hair that's not multi colored, and a nice little summer dress or tank top....she'd look a 1000 times prettier.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Dude, all 3 of them are. I'm sure there are more, I can't think of them right now.
How so?
I can agree with Brit and Christina being skanks, but how is Shakira one?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't think I've ever heard of people complaining about Shakira's being a bad role-model... mostly because she's not as young as the other two, and has a lot more older fans than she has young fans.


:tu

also Britt and Christina began as teen pop queens with goody good images and built up a fan base of teens and pre-teens . then they turned ultra skank. :nope thats bad. thast very bad.

Shakira's always been more grown up.

[1Parker1]

The difference though, is Brittany and Christina are skanks. When have you ever heard of Shakira doing the kinds of things they do?

Plus, Shakira's songs have substance, they actually have meaning in them... not like Christina singing of feeling "dirty" and Brit of... where do I start? :depressed

I don't think I've ever heard of people complaining about Shakira's being a bad role-model... mostly because she's not as young as the other two, and has a lot more older fans than she has young fans.

You're right. I don't know much about Shakira's personality or whatever, I was just refering to the way she dresses and presents herself. Obviously Brittany and Christina, etc are much worse.

[TOP-CHERRY]

She doesn't look that bad?! She looks plain dirty! Picture her with 10 pounds less makeup, clean hair that's not multi colored, and a nice little summer dress or tank top....she'd look a 1000 times prettier.
Eek! Profile of a pop-singer!
Shakira sings rock, hence her attire which matches her style of music.

[1Parker1]

:lol I love how a thread titled "Real Women" has turned into a debate over who the biggest Pop Skanks are in hollywood!

See? We're much more entertaining than that Quatro Thread. :spin

[ObiwanGinobili]

She doesn't look that bad?! She looks plain dirty! Picture her with 10 pounds less makeup, clean hair that's not multi colored, and a nice little summer dress or tank top....she'd look a 1000 times prettier.


a. it's heavy eyeliner .. but not much more then that

b. if your going to an even where you will be photographed and on TV then you MUST wear makeup and lots of it.. it's called PAN makeup and even dan rather wears it.

[1Parker1]

Eek! Profile of a pop-singer!
Shakira sings rock, hence her attire which matches her style of music.


Ok, I give up. I'm not going to argue about Shakira. My whole thing was that she dresses skanky......like in that pic and that if she toned it down a little, she'd be much prettier.

[1Parker1]

a. it's heavy eyeliner .. but not much more then that

b. if your going to an even where you will be photographed and on TV then you MUST wear makeup and lots of it.. it's called PAN makeup and even dan rather wears it.


I didn't say, don't wear makeup.......I'm saying wear makeup that makes you look a little clean and natural at least.

[bigzak25]

a thread about not judging women by how they look has evolved into a thread judging women by how they look. :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

I didn't say, don't wear makeup.......I'm saying wear makeup that makes you look a little clean and natural at least.
This is her new image (new album):
http://www.sleurink.nl/images/album_covers/1622f.jpg
No makup, all blonde. Like it? :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

off topic here:

:bang I can't believe what some of the women in my October Expecting club are planning on naming thier babies.... here are soem real Gems:

Asa
Karleigh
Ophelia
Phineaus Oliver
Krisalyin
Sharmonica
Bow Hunter


omg... :shootme

[batman2883]

Shakira is just plain beautiful, her music is beautiful, her image is beautiful and she keeps it real, never singing about getting nasty or stuff like that. Christina Aguilera is the biggest Skank since skank came to skanktown

[TOP-CHERRY]

a thread about not judging women by how they look has evolved into a thread judging women by how they look. :lol
Know what? When I first came in this board, I actually thought you were a bisexual girl.

:D

[ObiwanGinobili]

This is her new image (new album):
http://www.sleurink.nl/images/album_covers/1622f.jpg
No makup, all blonde. Like it? :)


I have that album!! igot it off of limewire.
It's good.

and that pic is sooo awesome! :tu

[bigzak25]

Phineaus Oliver



someone's getting their ass kicked in a few years...:lol

[travis2]

off topic here:

:bang I can't believe what some of the women in my October Expecting club are planning on naming thier babies.... here are soem real Gems:

Asa
Karleigh
Ophelia
Phineaus Oliver
Krisalyin
Sharmonica
Bow Hunter


omg... :shootme

And people wonder how mass murderers are created...

[ObiwanGinobili]

Know what? When I first came in this board, I actually thought you were a bisexual girl.

:D


:lol

[batman2883]

I have that album!! igot it off of limewire.
It's good.

and that pic is sooo awesome! :tu


Oh man that album is great, i loved it, vol 2 comes out next month

[TOP-CHERRY]

off topic here:

:bang I can't believe what some of the women in my October Expecting club are planning on naming thier babies.... here are soem real Gems:

Asa
Karleigh
Ophelia
Phineaus Oliver
Krisalyin
Sharmonica
Bow Hunter


omg... :shootme

:wow
Poor babies...

[Shelly]

off topic here:

:bang I can't believe what some of the women in my October Expecting club are planning on naming thier babies.... here are soem real Gems:

Asa
Karleigh
Ophelia
Phineaus Oliver
Krisalyin
Sharmonica
Bow Hunter


omg... :shootme

Karleigh has been around for a while and Julia Roberts made Phineaus popular, but Sharmonic and Bow Hunter????

[bigzak25]

Know what? When I first came in this board, I actually thought you were a bisexual girl.

:D




i get that all the time....


actually, i don't. what the fuk is that supposed to mean? :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

I have that album!! igot it off of limewire.
It's good.
Only songs I've heard from that album are "No" and "La Pared". Are the rest pretty good?

[TOP-CHERRY]

i get that all the time....


actually, i don't. what the fuk is that supposed to mean? :lol
I guess your avatar threw me off.

[SpursWoman]

This is her new image (new album):
http://www.sleurink.nl/images/album_covers/1622f.jpg
No makup, all blonde. Like it? :)



To me she looks 1,000,000 more attractive/beautiful in that picture than the other one...which was God-awful, IMO.

[batman2883]

Only songs I've heard from that album are "No" and "La Pared". Are the rest pretty good?


There is only one song i dont like off the new album i think its number 4 but number 8 and 9 are the shiznit.....her voice is so damn great...and when she came last time i went to her concert the girl knows how to perform........she put on a great show.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Why can't it just be Carly instead of Karleigh??

and freakin Bow Hunter.... ugh.

And that board is nothign like this one.. you can't post one thign that is against the grain or a difference of opinion or common fucking sense.. otherwise you'll hurt someone's feelings and eveyone will treat you like shit.

[TOP-CHERRY]

There is only one song i dont like off the new album i think its number 4 but number 8 and 9 are the shiznit.....her voice is so damn great...and when she came last time i went to her concert the girl knows how to perform........she put on a great show.
Did she do that weird stomach/chest thing? :lol

[SpursWoman]

Why can't it just be Carly instead of Karleigh??

and freakin Bow Hunter.... ugh.

And that board is nothign like this one.. you can't post one thign that is against the grain or a difference of opinion or common fucking sense.. otherwise you'll hurt someone's feelings and eveyone will treat you like shit.


Want to post the link? I'd be happy to go over there and tell them to quit ruining their kids' lives before they are even born.

:lol

[batman2883]

Did she do that weird stomach/chest thing? :lol


she picked up her leg from behind her and made her foot touch her head...she is mad flexible and yes she did do that stomach thing......that just makes her ultra sexy

[ObiwanGinobili]

Only songs I've heard from that album are "No" and "La Pared". Are the rest pretty good?


oh yes.. it's a very good complete album.. i have it as one file so I'm not sure on all the song names.. i just play it while I'm cleaning.
It's a "clean the house to album"
kinda like Carol King's tapestry...

[Jekka]

Karleigh has been around for a while and Julia Roberts made Phineaus popular, but Sharmonic and Bow Hunter????

Kinda makes my plain Jane name a little more tolerable. Not that I ever wanted to be named something totally odd, but when you know five other people with the exact same name (first AND last), it gets old.

[SWC Bonfire]

Karleigh has been around for a while and Julia Roberts made Phineaus popular, but Sharmonic and Bow Hunter????

I know someone who wanted to name their kid Hunter Fisher.

I thought Phineaus was the name of the kid in A Separate Peace?

[batman2883]

I pretty much have all her albums except her very very first one......they are all great, i dont get bored listening to her at all.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I know someone who wanted to name their kid Hunter Fisher.

I thought Phineaus was the name of the kid in A Separate Peace?
Who's that celebrity who named her kid "Apple"?

It sounded pretty odd at first, but after thinking about it, it's kinda cute.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Want to post the link? I'd be happy to go over there and tell them to quit ruining their kids' lives before they are even born.

:lol


:lol SW to the rescue!! It's ivillage.
Some of those names are from my April '04 group and some are from my Oct'05 group. they've been thrown around our whole pregnancy's and I was just thinking about it now.. i'm no sure if there is an active thread about any of them.
Except for ASA.. I think she has a poll going on wheather or not it's a good name. (even tho she's obviously made her decision!):lol

[SpursWoman]

Kinda makes my plain Jane name a little more tolerable. Not that I ever wanted to be named something totally odd, but when you know five other people with the exact same name (first AND last), it gets old.


And how plain-Jane is Christine? It's unbelievable the spelling variations people have come up with trying to spell it. And FORGET "Christy". :lol

My favorite: Krystine


WTF?

[TOP-CHERRY]

oh yes.. it's a very good complete album.. i have it as one file so I'm not sure on all the song names.. i just play it while I'm cleaning.
It's a "clean the house to album"
kinda like Carol King's tapestry...
She writes all her songs, right?
Girl has talent... she really does.

[samikeyp]

These parents need to see the Nicholas Cage SNL skit where he and Julia Sweeney are expecting parents and they are struggling over names. Every name she comes up with, he finds a way that it could be made fun of....finally there is a knock at the door and its a mailman who says "telegram for Asswipe Johnson" Nick Cage then says "no...its (pronounced) Oz-wee-pay" :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Who's that celebrity who named her kid "Apple"?

It sounded pretty odd at first, but after thinking about it, it's kinda cute.


Gwenyth Paltrow

[Kori Ellis]

Asa - Ass, uh?
Karleigh - I like that name
Ophelia - my sister in law's name
Phineaus Oliver - celebrity copycat name
Krisalyin - I'd like it if it were Krisalyn
Sharmonica - :lmao
Bow Hunter - :wtf

[ObiwanGinobili]

Jason Lee named his son :
Pilot Inspektor

[SWC Bonfire]

These parents need to see the Nicholas Cage SNL skit where he and Julia Sweeney are expecting parents and they are struggling over names. Every name she comes up with, he finds a way that it could be made fun of....finally there is a knock at the door and its a mailman who says "telegram for Asswipe Johnson" Nick Cage then says "no...its (pronounced) Oz-wee-pay" :lol

:lol Wasn't that Alec Baldwin? He's in everything else.

[SWC Bonfire]

Wasn't there a writer named Asa?

[travis2]

Wasn't there a writer named Asa?

Don't know...but there was a Senator...

[batman2883]

Asa - Ass, uh? ha ha ha ha
Karleigh - boo this name sucks
Ophelia - is the name from greek mythology as well as Shakesperean times so it has some historical value
Phineaus Oliver - sounds like a name i would use as an alias to stay at a hotel room when i didnt want anyone to know it was me
Krisalyin - fruity pebble name
Sharmonica - :someone was wiping their ass with charmin toilet paper while playing the harmonica???
Bow Hunter - :taking their gym machine the bow flex and their hobby hunting too far

[Jekka]

And how NOT plain-Jane is Christine? It's unbelievable the spelling variations people have come up with trying to spell it. And FORGET "Christy". :lol

My favorite: Krystine


WTF?

Ahaha, that's pretty bad. It's the combination of names that's bad for me. When your last name is one of the two most commonly used for hypotheticals, and you put the girls' name most commonly given in the 80s with it, that's just wong. I asked my mom what they were thinking, and she said, "I didn't know any other Jessicas." It was 1983. She must have been living under a rock.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I've always liked my name.. it's different enough but not off the wall weird.
I've never in my life met another Casandra. But I didi go to school with 7 Jessicas.


I feel really bad for my father in law whose name is Martin Camacho Jr........ when he was in 3rd grade the kid next to him was named : Martin Camacho Jr. :lmao

[samikeyp]

A friend of mine is a teacher at Jay High School.....she has seen names like "Abcde" "Shithead" (pronounced Sha-Todd) ,"Shitonya" (Sha-tonya) and "Lemonjello" (Le-mon-zha-low)

That is a bad as the people who name their kid "Espn"

When ESPN did there 25th anniversary show....they found 7 kids in the US named Espn....5 in Texas...go figure....including a little girl in Corpus who's parents added a Y "Espyn" to be different.

[SpursWoman]

These parents need to see the Nicholas Cage SNL skit where he and Julia Sweeney are expecting parents and they are struggling over names. Every name she comes up with, he finds a way that it could be made fun of....


:lmao

I did that when I was picking out my kids' names...not too many ways you can mess with "Caitlin" :)

And "Iain" ... Pee'in Iain? That's about it...from what my husband wanted to name him, I think my son would have suffocated him one night in his sleep. :lol


Edit: Although EVERYONE spells his name wrong. :fro

[TOP-CHERRY]

And how plain-Jane is Christine? It's unbelievable the spelling variations people have come up with trying to spell it. And FORGET "Christy". :lol

My favorite: Krystine


WTF?
There's nothing more plain-Jane than "Mary".

No offense to those named Mary. :D

[batman2883]

A friend of mine is a teacher at Jay High School.....she has seen names like "Abcde" "Shithead" (pronounced Sha-Todd) ,"Shitonya" (Sha-tonya) and "Lemonjello" (Le-mon-zha-low)

That is a bad as the people who name their kid "Espn"

When ESPN did there 25th anniversary show....they found 7 kids in the US named Espn....5 in Texas...go figure....including a little girl in Corpus who's parents added a Y "Espyn" to be different.


John Jay baby Mustangs yeah!!!!

[Shelly]

Penn Gillette (from Penn & Teller) named his kid Moxie Crimefighter.

It's all Frank Zappa's fault!