Real Women

[Shelly]

Those movies always make me cry....and I hate crying. :lol


aww man, you can't watch them at certain times of the month. That's for sure!

But my FAVORITE Lifetime movie of all time is the Betty Broderick movie. I've seen it a gazillion times and watch every time it's on. It's a classic!

[Shelly]

I dunno...I'd be too afraid of the mess I'd come home to if I were gone for any length of time...... :wow :lol

Seriously. My office is always a mess. That's a given and will never change. But the rest of the house is pretty neat. That is until 3pm every day. Then the cycle begins.

And the dog is pretty messy too. Her toys are everywhere. And she's a thief!

[SWC Bonfire]

So, are "real" women messy or organized?

I say organized women are certainly more attractive. Especially when they have their own little personalized calendar that they use on a regular basis. :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

I've never been able to keep a personalized calendar. I'm organized, but not that organized.

[ObiwanGinobili]

You mean real women don't watch WE or Oxygen or Lifetime? :lol


i can't stand that shit. :td
I'm a woman - not a retard.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I've never been able to keep a personalized calendar. I'm organized, but not that organized.


me neither.
i'm pretty organized. but only I know where everythign is and can understand my system.

the only "personalized calender" i've ever kept up with is my period calender...ands thst easy. it;s just a bunch of red X's.

[ObiwanGinobili]

No Lifetime or WE for me....I'm usually watching Overhaulin' or Mythbusters....something like that.

But typically I'm around the house somewhere cleaning something.

*shrugs*
:fro


damn! I love those shows too!
I love the mythbuster dummy... i like seeing him get blown up.:oops

[2Blonde]

Shelly,
I just bought a Swiffer Wet Jet today. I remember from a previous thread that you bought the swiffer sweeper and the wet jet. Do you like them? I'm going to try mine out tomorrow. But before I invest in the sweeper I wanted to ask about that one.

[ObiwanGinobili]

2blonde

I have a $3 off coupon on the swiffer carpet flick if you want it. I'm not gonna use it...

[2Blonde]

2blonde

I have a $3 off coupon on the swiffer carpet flick if you want it. I'm not gonna use it...
Sure....How do I get it?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Sure....How do I get it?

i can mail it.
PM me.

[2Blonde]

Thank you

[BigDaddyMatty]

i mopped one time...it sucked.

[Shelly]

Shelly,
I just bought a Swiffer Wet Jet today. I remember from a previous thread that you bought the swiffer sweeper and the wet jet. Do you like them? I'm going to try mine out tomorrow. But before I invest in the sweeper I wanted to ask about that one.



The wet jet works really well! And I love the vac also. My only complaint about it is that it has a small container and if the filter gets clogged, you'll lose some suction. But it's easy to clean, so not problem! It's battery charged and it lasts a pretty long time.

I heart them so!

[2Blonde]

Cool :spin I can't wait to try the Wet Jet tomorrow.

[1369]

Excited about cleaning the floors?

In some, small way, that's sad.

[1369]

damn! I love those shows too!
I love the mythbuster dummy... i like seeing him get blown up.:oops

Mythbuster Kari makes me think bad thoughts.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6338/kari16bc.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

Excited about cleaning the floors?

In some, small way, that's sad.
:lol
it's exciting when you know that your feet will no longer stick to the linoleum.. :angel

[1369]

:lol
it's exciting when you know that your feet will no longer stick to the linoleum.. :angel

Well, with the six month old boy (who is now 20.2 lbs and 28 in long, I'm gong to rent him out as chocks for 747's) having a cold and sneezing green beans and mangos all over hell's half acre, trying to clean the floor is a lot like that deal that Sisyphus cat had to deal with.

[Marklar MM]

Mythbuster Kari makes me think bad thoughts.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6338/kari16bc.jpg

Push her in with the sharks, then rescue.

[1Parker1]

I admit that I get sucked into a bad Lifetime movie here and there. I'm especially fond of the teen angst ones.


OMG, Me too!!!! I thought I was the only one anf felt like a loser........glad to know there are others! :lol

[JoeChalupa]

I watch Lifetime movies all the time with the wife.
It seems to be where the chicks from 90210 go.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Isabella has her very 1st runny nose. Can't believe she went 17 months into lifre without a snot nose.. but now she's leaving mucos all over the place.....
I think it' from teething...either way it sucks.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i thought you named your daughter "Obiwan"

isabella is a very pretty name though

[ObiwanGinobili]

i thought you named your daughter "Obiwan"

isabella is a very pretty name though


:lmao

thank you.
she;s named after my grandma.
the new baby girl will be named after emo's grandma. :fro

[2Blonde]

Okay, it's official... I love the Swiffer Wet Jet. It did a great job on my floors. I like how it gets up under the cabinet edges better than other mops. And the solution dries quick.

[1Parker1]

The Swiffer has got to be the best invention of the 21st century. Everyone I know has one and loves it. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

thats it.
Now I want to get me a swiffer wet jet too!

2Blonde - thats the one with the scrubby thing on top right?? .. yeah.. i caould use that in all sorts of places....

[1Parker1]

thats it.
Now I want to get me a swiffer wet jet too!

2Blonde - thats the one with the scrubby thing on top right?? .. yeah.. i caould use that in all sorts of places....


I'm telling you...once you go swiffer, you'll never want to use a regular ol' mop again!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm telling you...once you go swiffer, you'll never want to use a regular ol' mop again!

right now I use a sponge and spray bottle... :oops

[1Parker1]

Damn....aren't you like 7 months pregnant? And you're getting down on your hands and knees to scrub?

[Kori Ellis]

i can't stand that shit.
I'm a woman - not a retard.

You don't like the fashion or home improvement shows on WE, or the motherhood/baby, yoga, etc shows on the Oxygen network?

[ObiwanGinobili]

You don't like the fashion or home improvement shows on WE, or the motherhood/baby, yoga, etc shows on the Oxygen network?


surprisingly no.
especially the soft light style promos with icky gooey touchy feeley theme music.... UGH.

I'm the kind of person who can't function without background noise - so hte TV is always on. BUt even when I'm not watching it I can't handle the WE/Lifetime/Oxygen crap..... :vomit.


I will admit to watching one "baby" show. And thats the one on Discover Health..uhm, Special Delivery or somethign like that. they don't cut out the guts and gore.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Damn....aren't you like 7 months pregnant? And you're getting down on your hands and knees to scrub?


6 weeks to go baby!!! :elephant

(and at this point i usually just spray and then push the sponge around with my feet. :lol :oops)

[2Blonde]

Yes, the scrubby thing is on top. If the coupon you have will work for that then keep it for yourself. I don;t mind

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yes, the scrubby thing is on top. If the coupon you have will work for that then keep it for yourself. I don;t mind

naw.
the coupon i have is specificly for the carpet flick.
I had swiffer send it to me thinking it was a coupon for any swiffer product... "6-8 weeks" later it's not. :(

So I'm sending it to you :tu

[2Blonde]

Okay. Thank you then.

[batman2883]

I miss the rains down in Africa.......

[ObiwanGinobili]

okay .. i have to post this!
I'm so excited! :eyebrows (isn';t that sad??)
BUt i've never bee nthe top winner at anythign before!


News & Events
Bet Monday, Sept 12, Eagles over Falcons settled Yesterday
ObiwanGinobili won 500! Yesterday
Bet Sunday, Sept 11, Colts vs Ravens settled 09-11-2005
Manu20 won 4000!

:elephant

[batman2883]

what a big baby

[SWC Bonfire]

When Philadelphia loses, we are all winners.
:lol

(Offer not valid where prohibited by law or for 1Parker1. Void where prohibited.)

[batman2883]

hey i just noticed i won my vbookie bet...i only had like 25 dollars the other day...yes!!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

hey i just noticed i won my vbookie bet...i only had like 25 dollars the other day...yes!!!!



what a big baby


:lmao

[batman2883]

are you mocking me obi?

[ObiwanGinobili]

are you mocking me obi?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

ok ok ok ..
I'm j/k.

:angel

[batman2883]

your mother goes to college ha ha hah a ha

[ObiwanGinobili]

how did you know my mother is in college?

[batman2883]

i got the gift

[1Parker1]

When Philadelphia loses, we are all winners.
:lol

(Offer not valid where prohibited by law or for 1Parker1. Void where prohibited.)



:lmao :lmao. It's cool, I didn't see that bet for the game last night, or I would have bet agains the Eagles too. It's always safe to bet against Philly teams, I'll admit it!

[batman2883]

Yeah they choke bigtime

[1Parker1]

^^:flipoff, hey only Philadelphians are allowed to bitch about their teams.

[batman2883]

my brother in law is from philly he actually played for the eagles back in the early 80's but got into a motorcycle accident and ruined his chances......he is a huge eagles fan so i hate them....stupid Philly teams always choke...lets not get started on the Sixers ha ha ha ha ha

[1Parker1]

my brother in law is from philly he actually played for the eagles back in the early 80's but got into a motorcycle accident and ruined his chances......he is a huge eagles fan so i hate them....stupid Philly teams always choke...lets not get started on the Sixers ha ha ha ha ha


We don't ALWAYS choke. Didn't the Sixers dynasty win championships....what 20-30 years ago? :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

might I point out that although the vBookie title was "Eagles over Falcons" it was actually a over/under bet.. nto a bet on who would win or by how much.....
I don;t even know who won.. i just know that the points did not add up to 41.5 or 46.5 or whatever it was.

[1Parker1]

might I point out that although the vBookie title was "Eagles over Falcons" it was actually a over/under bet.. nto a bet on who would win or by how much.....
I don;t even know who won.. i just know that the points did not add up to 41.5 or 46.5 or whatever it was.


:lmao Falcons wont 14-10. Do you even watch football or did you just randomly pick the over/under? Because if so....winning $500 is pretty damn good.

My vbookie goal this upcoming basketball season is to catch up to Smeagol and ManuMania :) Those guys like like over a million!

[BigDaddyMatty]

hello real women

[1Parker1]

hello real women


:lmao Batman, you have a visitor.

[BigDaddyMatty]

i am not here to talk to batman..i want to talk to the real women.

[Kori Ellis]

might I point out that although the vBookie title was "Eagles over Falcons" it was actually a over/under bet.. nto a bet on who would win or by how much.....
I don;t even know who won.. i just know that the points did not add up to 41.5 or 46.5 or whatever it was.

The title wasn't "Eagles over Falcons". It was:

Monday, Sept 12, Eagles vs Falcons


Each vbookie on NFL football is either just win/loss, spread, or over/under. This one was over/under.

[1Parker1]

The title wasn't "Eagles over Falcons". It was:

Monday, Sept 12, Eagles vs Falcons


Each vbookie on NFL football is either just win/loss, spread, or over/under. This one was over/under.


She's just a Vbookie Rookie, Kori. We'll have to cut her some slack this time....:)

[batman2883]

ha ha ha im no real woman i love talking with you females thats all

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao Falcons wont 14-10. Do you even watch football or did you just randomly pick the over/under? Because if so....winning $500 is pretty damn good.

My vbookie goal this upcoming basketball season is to catch up to Smeagol and ManuMania :) Those guys like like over a million!


:lol your right! I don't watch football! :oops

but i did put some thought inot my bet.. .i went to nfl.com and checked out thier preseason games scores and averaged them out against how many games htey had played...one team played 5 games averging 14.4 points a game.. the other team played 3 games and avg.'d 12.6 points per game

i'm dedicated to building up my vBookie before the nba season! :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

The title wasn't "Eagles over Falcons". It was:

Monday, Sept 12, Eagles vs Falcons


Each vbookie on NFL football is either just win/loss, spread, or over/under. This one was over/under.


ok, but....


News & Events
Bet Monday, Sept 12, Eagles over Falcons settled Yesterday
ObiwanGinobili won 500! Yesterday
Bet Sunday, Sept 11, Colts vs Ravens settled 09-11-2005
Manu20 won 4000! 09-11-2005

[batman2883]

ha ha hah a ha obi you are one dorky dork

[ObiwanGinobili]

well I'm not juts gonna close my eyes and blindly throw money hoping it sticks! :lol

even if it is FAKE $$ :lmao

[Mojo Jojo]

Mojo Jojo looking for Bubbles has anyone here seen powerpuff girls?

[batman2883]

mojo jojo??? ha ha hah

[Marklar MM]

Durka Durka

[batman2883]

i think we have established that tooki tooki and ca ca ca ca arent working

[ObiwanGinobili]

i commonly spout caca peepee doodoo in place of other expletives.

[batman2883]

Obi what the hell are you talking about.....

[ObiwanGinobili]

shit

[Horry For 3!]

Hi hello

[Horry For 3!]

shit
You just took a shit?

[batman2883]

Dang the green do do again Obi drink some kool aid...
-Horry

[ObiwanGinobili]

hi...cacapeepeedoodoo.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i just got a glass of orange kool-aid. :tu
thats some good stuf right there.

[Horry For 3!]

i just got a glass of orange kool-aid. :tu
thats some good stuf right there.
I have Lemon Lime Gatorade :smokin

[ObiwanGinobili]

You just took a shit?


no... bu ti have recently changed a shitty diaper..... so maybe it;s just on my mind.

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha no red kool aid=the shiznit

[Horry For 3!]

no... bu ti have recently changed a shitty diaper..... so maybe it;s just on my mind.
That has to suck

[ObiwanGinobili]

i liek the new lemonade gatorade.. it taste like real lemonade.

[batman2883]

no it taste like crap and i hate it cause lebron endorsed it

[ObiwanGinobili]

glancing down at my hands just now.... i thin kthey are begining to show thier age.. :depressed

[Horry For 3!]

i liek the new lemonade gatorade.. it taste like real lemonade.
I haven't tasted it. I had Strawberry Gatorade just awhile ago.

[batman2883]

obi is old??

[ObiwanGinobili]

no it taste like crap and i hate it cause lebron endorsed it


:wow.. i had no idea he endorsed it.. i just tasted it when emo brought some home the other day.. he's been getting free gatorades at work.


casue apparently gatorade is cheaper tthen investing in some serious airflow shop fans.......bastards

[batman2883]

i dont know thats a hard decision i love gatorade especially fierce berry, fierce grape and all the xfactor ones

[ObiwanGinobili]

obi is old??


no...but you can se the veins now...they used to be perfectly smooth with no viens....


I'll be 25 in Dec.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I haven't tasted it. I had Strawberry Gatorade just awhile ago.


ewwwwwwwww

i'm not into strawberry anything... except icecream

[Horry For 3!]

no...but you can se the veins now...they used to be perfectly smooth with no viens....


I'll be 25 in Dec.
I want to be 21 already :bang

[batman2883]

21 isnt everything its built up to be...you probably can just go buy alcohol anyways...anyone up for sherlocks this weekend?

[Kdfelicity]

I want to be 21 already :bang


What, so you can party like you do now?? HAHA Yea right! What do you plan to do when you hit 21 Josh?

[ObiwanGinobili]

i went ot the liquor store the day i turned 21, all by myself.. got my id right there in my front pocket for easy acess....... motherfucker didn't ask for my ID :flipoff

[Horry For 3!]

What, so you can party like you do now?? HAHA Yea right! What do you plan to do when you hit 21 Josh?
I'll be in San Marcos most likely with my friends partying. I don't party now because there is no one to party with here :lol

[Horry For 3!]

i went ot the liquor store the day i turned 21, all by myself.. got my id right there in my front pocket for easy acess....... motherfucker didn't ask for my ID :flipoff
:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

I want to be 21 already :bang


shouldn't hat be :

"I want to be employed already"

:lmao
sorry, low blow.

[Horry For 3!]

Last year, my friend wanted me to buy him a pack of smokes & this paki guy asked for my ID :lmao

[Kdfelicity]

21 isnt everything its built up to be...you probably can just go buy alcohol anyways...anyone up for sherlocks this weekend?


This weekend? Shit, I'm up for Kareoke on Wed night at Mitchell's! It's where the party's at!! :drunk

[Horry For 3!]

shouldn't hat be :

"I want to be employed already"

:lmao
sorry, low blow.
No :p I don't care to work or not.

[ObiwanGinobili]

paki guys ALWAYS ask for id.. .they are afraid of jail... i would be too.

[batman2883]

http://horrormovies.freehosting.net/images/pinhead.jpg wheres mitchells??? and oh yeah i am eternal

[ObiwanGinobili]

No :p I don't care to work or not.


and after seing all the effort you put into lawn care ... i wouldn't hire you. :angel

[Horry For 3!]

paki guys ALWAYS ask for id.. .they are afraid of jail... i would be too.
Yeah, I just remembered, another friend wanted me to get him some dip because he was like banned from the place cause he talked shit to the pakis and that paki asked for my ID as well.

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://horrormovies.freehosting.net/images/pinhead.jpg wheres mitchells??? and oh yeah i am eternal


you know... i never got that movie.......

[Horry For 3!]

and after seing all the effort you put into lawn care ... i wouldn't hire you. :angel
:lmao the backyard isn't finished yet, but the lawn mower is fixed now. It is too freakin hot to do it. I have to be in the mood to mow.

[ObiwanGinobili]

god. dip is sooo fuckin nasty. and kicker guys ALWAYS do dip.. like the day htey turn 14 thier daddy's hook em up with soem dip.

:vomit

[Horry For 3!]

god. dip is sooo fuckin nasty. and kicker guys ALWAYS do dip.. like the day htey turn 14 thier daddy's hook em up with soem dip.

:vomit
kicker guys?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao the backyard isn't finished yet, but the lawn mower is fixed now. It is too freakin hot to do it. I have to be in the mood to mow.


please tell me that the front lawn is done :nerd

[Mixability]

:wow.. i had no idea he endorsed it.. i just tasted it when emo brought some home the other day.. he's been getting free gatorades at work.


casue apparently gatorade is cheaper tthen investing in some serious airflow shop fans.......bastards

lebron is a powerade endorser thats why he refused to drink out of gatorade cups while on the bench. :rolleyes

[Kdfelicity]

wheres mitchells??? and oh yeah i am eternal


It's over there at West Ave and Lockhill Selma before you get to NW Military Dr. To be honest, it's not where the party is at every Wednesday. It's usually pretty cool though. I just said it cuz I'm feeling the kareoke tomm night if I can get some friends to go with me.

[Horry For 3!]

please tell me that the front lawn is done :nerd
Yeah, I finished that the day when I told you I was going to mow.

[Horry For 3!]

It's over there at West Ave and Lockhill Selma before you get to NW Military Dr. To be honest, it's not where the party is at every Wednesday. It's usually pretty cool though. I just said it cuz I'm feeling the kareoke tomm night if I can get some friends to go with me.
I can sing good :)

[Kdfelicity]

I can sing good :)


Yea, but you refuse to come party in SA town. :nope

[ObiwanGinobili]

kicker guys?


Kicker :

Another term for a hick or a redneck. The term is usually used for high school guys. They tend to wear their Wranglers inside their boots and they are all seen dipping at school at least once. They are also loud, they drink a lot of alcohol, they're wanna be players, and they all drive loud trucks with sound systems. Also, they all have stickers of the rebel flag somewhere on their truck, and they always yell "GIT HER DUN"!!
I went to Walmart the other day and I passed a bunch of kickers that were dipping by their trucks

[Horry For 3!]

Kicker :

Another term for a hick or a redneck. The term is usually used for high school guys. They tend to wear their Wranglers inside their boots and they are all seen dipping at school at least once. They are also loud, they drink a lot of alcohol, they're wanna be players, and they all drive loud trucks with sound systems. Also, they all have stickers of the rebel flag somewhere on their truck, and they always yell "GIT HER DUN"!!
I went to Walmart the other day and I passed a bunch of kickers that were dipping by their trucks
:lmao I know like 3 of them at my college.

[Horry For 3!]

Yea, but you refuse to come party in SA town. :nope
:angel

[ObiwanGinobili]

josh, you can't refuse to come to SA if your gonna go to any games with us this season... you realize that the SBC is in SA right?

[ObiwanGinobili]

ohh! maybe you could take kd and it would be a 4-some!!!

Kd - how old are you?

[Kdfelicity]

:angel


Mmm hmm. That's all you have to say. You're missin out is all I can say.

[Kdfelicity]

ohh! maybe you could take kd and it would be a 4-some!!!

Kd - how old are you?


I'm 21. Let's partay Obi! I wouldn't count on Josh(Horry) coming. :hat

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm 21. Let's partay Obi! I wouldn't count on Josh(Horry) coming. :hat


:lol

he'll come some day.. he allready said he'd go to some games later this season.

and you'll have to count me out on the partying for now... I'm having a baby in 5 weeks. :princess

[Kdfelicity]

:lol

he'll come some day.. he allready said he'd go to some games later this season.

and you'll have to count me out on the partying for now... I'm having a baby in 5 weeks. :princess

I dunno. He's been telling me he'd come visit me for years now. But good for you man on the baby! 5 weeks probably puts you right near my birthday (Oct. 17)

[Horry For 3!]

Who said I wasn't coming to SA? Remember that one time I told you i'd meet you there but the Spurs tickets were sold out :depressed

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah, I'm schedualed for an induction on 10/21... this will be my 2nd daughter, my 1st is 17 months old. :elephant


and I swore I'd never have kids. :lol

[Horry For 3!]

Damn, its fuckin hot outside! I was playing basketball against my brother.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Who said I wasn't coming to SA? Remember that one time I told you i'd meet you there but the Spurs tickets were sold out :depressed


thats when it's time ot party in the parking lot!

[Horry For 3!]

Kayla, you need a Name already...instead of Lottery Pick

[ObiwanGinobili]

high today of 100....... when is this low front gonna kick in?

at least it;s not as humid as it has been.. thats what kills me.


edit: the weather destop thingy says it "feels like" 100 degrees.. it;s actually 94.
my bad

[Horry For 3!]

thats when it's time ot party in the parking lot!
I can't...I am not 21

[Kdfelicity]

Damn, its fuckin hot outside! I was playing basketball against my brother.

I'd rather be out playing basketball(which I'm horrible at) than about to go into class in 10 min. I'm at UTSA's computer lab right now. Josh you should call my phone and leave one of your hilarious voicemails so I don't fall asleep in class.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i didin;t say get drunk in the parking lot. :bang

[Horry For 3!]

i didin;t say get drunk in the parking lot. :bang
Well to me party means to drink...

[Kdfelicity]

thats when it's time ot party in the parking lot!


He never thinks of that stuf. He always gives me excuses. :depressed

[Horry For 3!]

I'd rather be out playing basketball(which I'm horrible at) than about to go into class in 10 min. I'm at UTSA's computer lab right now. Josh you should call my phone and leave one of your hilarious voicemails so I don't fall asleep in class.
:smokin that Nate Robinson voicemail was classic. Yo I want some french frie and chicken nuggets oh wait no no just some french frie...some shit like that I forget :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well to me party means to drink...


just wait till you turn 21.... then partying will mean anything that is not working, sleeping or paying bills...
right now your 21 bday angst is coloring your party view

[Kdfelicity]

I could barely understand that one cuz your voice was so deep but what I heard was pretty damn funny. But I better go get a seat! Lata!

[Horry For 3!]

just wait till you turn 21.... then partying will mean anything that is not working, sleeping or paying bills...
right now your 21 bday angst is coloring your party view
Yeah...i'll have to find a job in San Marcos, probably doing something in sports or working at some computer place.

[Horry For 3!]

I could barely understand that one cuz your voice was so deep but what I heard was pretty damn funny. But I better go get a seat! Lata!
The paki ones are pretty good as well :fro

[batman2883]

does anyone here know how to make haggis?

[2Blonde]

does anyone here know how to make haggis?
EWWWWWW.. Isn't that sheep intestines or something?

[batman2883]

yeah something like that its really delish though

[2Blonde]

yeah something like that its really delish though
It's gross. I tried it once.
Here's a recipe.

Genuine Haggis (from Michael Prothro, [email protected])
1 sheep's stomach bag plus the pluck (lights, liver and heart)
1 lb Lean mutton
6 oz Fine oatmeal
8 oz Shredded suet
2 large Onions, chopped
Salt and pepper about 1/4 pint beef stock. Soak the stomach bag in salted water overnight. Place the pluck (lights, liver and heart) in a saucepan with the windpipe hanging over the edge. Cover with water and boil for 1 1/2 hours. Impurities will pass out through the windpipe and it is advisable to place a basin under it to catch any drips. Drain well and cool. Remove the windpipe and any gristle or skin. Mince the liver and heart with the mutton. (Add some of the lights before mincing if you wish.) Toast the oatmeal gently until pale golden brown and crisp. Combine with minced mixture, suet and onion. Season well and add sufficient stock to moisten well. Pack into the stomach bag, filling it just over half-full as the stuffing will swell during cooking. Sew up the bag tightly or secure each end with string. Put an upturned plate in the base of a saucepan of boiling water, stand the haggis on this and bring back to the boil. Prick the haggis all over with a large needle to avoid bursting and boil steadily for 3 to 4 hours. Makes 6 to 8 servings.

[BigDaddyMatty]

i look to cook my haggis on the grill

[2Blonde]

Or you could just google haggis. There are a ton of links.

[batman2883]

It's gross. I tried it once.
Here's a recipe.

Genuine Haggis (from Michael Prothro, [email protected])
1 sheep's stomach bag plus the pluck (lights, liver and heart)
1 lb Lean mutton
6 oz Fine oatmeal
8 oz Shredded suet
2 large Onions, chopped
Salt and pepper about 1/4 pint beef stock. Soak the stomach bag in salted water overnight. Place the pluck (lights, liver and heart) in a saucepan with the windpipe hanging over the edge. Cover with water and boil for 1 1/2 hours. Impurities will pass out through the windpipe and it is advisable to place a basin under it to catch any drips. Drain well and cool. Remove the windpipe and any gristle or skin. Mince the liver and heart with the mutton. (Add some of the lights before mincing if you wish.) Toast the oatmeal gently until pale golden brown and crisp. Combine with minced mixture, suet and onion. Season well and add sufficient stock to moisten well. Pack into the stomach bag, filling it just over half-full as the stuffing will swell during cooking. Sew up the bag tightly or secure each end with string. Put an upturned plate in the base of a saucepan of boiling water, stand the haggis on this and bring back to the boil. Prick the haggis all over with a large needle to avoid bursting and boil steadily for 3 to 4 hours. Makes 6 to 8 servings.

damn thanks im goint to make it this weekend i need to find me a nice scottish woman....

[1Parker1]

Ewww Batman! That is the most disgusting thing ever! I think they made them eat that on Fear Factor once....

[midgetonadonkey]

Ewww Batman! That is the most disgusting thing ever! I think they made them eat that on Fear Factor once....

I'm sure if you wrote down what is in menudo most people wouldn't eat that either. Shit they can wrap big balls with sheep anuses and drop it in menudo and I would still eat it.

[1Parker1]

What the heck is menudo?

[ObiwanGinobili]

What the heck is menudo?

OH MY GOD!!

i just realized your not from texas.....

[ObiwanGinobili]

Menudo is a wonderfully aromatic soup made of tripe, hominy and chili, and is stewed for hours with garlic and other spices. the broth is rich, red, papery, and glistens with fat. It stimulates the senses, arms the insides, and clears the head.
Menudo is served in big open bowls brought to the table steaming and fiery. It is usually eaten in the wee hours after a night out on the town and widely proclaimed to be an antidote for hangovers.
Mexicans brag about menudo's goodness, about how the hot broth with its medicinal condiments, particularly the chili, replenishes vitamins A and C, soothes the stomach, and stimulates the gastric juices to overcome any loss of appetite.
Wherever there's a Mexican community, there's menudo.


A large saucepan (see note below)
1 calf's foot (about 1 to 1 1/2 pounds)
2 pounds honeycomb tripe
1 large onion
3 cloves garlic, peeled
6 peppercorns
2 teaspoons salt, or to taste
4 quarts of water
A comal or griddle
3 large chiles anchos
A spice grinder
A large chile poblano, peeled or 2 canned, peeled green chiles
The calf's foot
1/2 cup canned hominy (1 pound) drained (see note below)
Salt as necessary
1 scant teaspoon oregano

Have the butcher cut the calf's foot into four pieces. Cut the tripe into small squares. Put them into the pan with the rest of the ingredients. Cover with water and bring to a boil. Lower the flame and simmer uncovered for about 2 hours, or until the tripe and foot are just tender but not too soft. Meanwhile, toast the chilies well. Slit them open and remove the seeds and veins from the chile poblano, cut it into strips, and add to the meat while it is cooking. Remove the pieces of calf's foot from the pen, and when they are cool enough to handle, strip off the fleshy parts. Chop them roughly and return them to the pan.

Add hominy and continue cooking the menudo slowly, still uncovered, for another 2 hours.

Add salt as necessary. Sprinkle with oregano and serve (see note below).

This amount is sufficient for 7 or 8 people. It should be served in large, deep bowls with hot tortillas and small dishes of chopped chile serranos, finely chopped onion and wedges of lime for each person to help himself, along with Salsa de Tomate Verde Cruda to be eaten with tortillas.

[ObiwanGinobili]

here's anothe variation of Menudo


3 pounds tripe
3 pounds nixtamal (hominy) frozen, not canned
3 pounds pigs feet (not calves) cut into quarters
1 large onion diced
1 bunch green onion cut up in 1/4" pieces
1 bunch of cilantro chopped
2 tablespoons Oregano
1 tablespoon black pepper
1 tablespoon red pepper flakes
1 head of garlic
2 tablespoons salt

Wash tripe thoroughly, remove excess fat and cut into bite sized pieces, wash nixtamal and pigs feet well and combine all ingredient in a large pot with enough water to cover. Bring to a boil and simmer slowly until corn opens and is cooked (not overcooked). Skim off grease. It is best if you can refrigerate it in order to remove all grease.

Serve with fresh cilantro, chopped green onion, chiltepin, limon and toasted bolillos.

Buen provecho!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh, btw-

tripe (trp)
n.
1. The rubbery lining of the stomach of cattle or other ruminants, used as food.
2. Informal Something of no value; rubbish.

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[tw05baller]

haggis

[Horry For 3!]

I'm 21. Let's partay Obi! I wouldn't count on Josh(Horry) coming. :hat
I am going with you to the Saints vs Falcons game. :p

[Kdfelicity]

I am going with you to the Saints vs Falcons game. :p


I can't get my eyes to stop bugging out of my head from the shock. And WE ARE going to PARTAY that night. :p

[Horry For 3!]

I can't get my eyes to stop bugging out of my head from the shock. And WE ARE going to PARTAY that night. :p
:smokin

[Kdfelicity]

:smokin


:devil ;)

[batman2883]

bluebell homemade ice cream is homemade country style, and blue bell its better by a country mile....i dont know the damn song

[ObiwanGinobili]

I am going with you to the Saints vs Falcons game. :p


goddamn now I'm jealous! :angel

you guys better take soem good pics of the fun times!

[batman2883]

yeah good times...too bad youll be on maternity leave

[TOP-CHERRY]

Britney Spears gave birth.

[batman2883]

damn i bet it looks just like me, she loved me the most

[ObiwanGinobili]

Britney Spears gave birth.


she had a c-section because "she was afraid of the birthing pain... i thin ki'm going ot have an operation"

:rolleyes.

if I asked my doctor for an elective c-section he'd slap me silly.
but it's OK for her to have unecessary surgery becuase she's "brittany spears"???

anyway- thats the concensus over on the Mommy Boards......
:lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm happy for her.

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah good times...too bad youll be on maternity leave


but I'll be back by mid-season and in fighiting shape for the NBA finals!!!
thats all that matters! :elephant

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm happy for her.


i like the name she picked..

Preston Micheal.


i just think it's mazing all the talk thats been going on at my mommy boards today about brittany's baby.
i couldn't care less if she had birthes a pineapple.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I didn't know she was gonna have a baby boy.

[batman2883]

damn it cherry i apologized in the cheap ass dvd thread and you dont even acknowledge it

[TOP-CHERRY]

There.

[batman2883]

peace out im off see yall tomorrow

[1Parker1]

Menudo is a wonderfully aromatic soup made of tripe, hominy and chili, and is stewed for hours with garlic and other spices. the broth is rich, red, papery, and glistens with fat. It stimulates the senses, arms the insides, and clears the head.
Menudo is served in big open bowls brought to the table steaming and fiery. It is usually eaten in the wee hours after a night out on the town and widely proclaimed to be an antidote for hangovers.
Mexicans brag about menudo's goodness, about how the hot broth with its medicinal condiments, particularly the chili, replenishes vitamins A and C, soothes the stomach, and stimulates the gastric juices to overcome any loss of appetite.
Wherever there's a Mexican community, there's menudo.


Now see, you can't even find that in Mexican Restuarants in Philly....:lol

[Ishta]

They have Mexican restuarants in Philly?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Emo took a ski trip to W.VA the year before we got married to visit his brother..and he says that he went to someplace there that had, and I quote, "the best mexican food I've ever had in my life".
this from a guy born and raised in south texas...... :wow

all i know is ./. I ma very curious about that plce and am almost willign to take a trip to nascar country to find and taste it.

[batman2883]

where is the beef?

[TheTruth]

what is an "Emo"?

[batman2883]

Isnt it a big bird that they call the other other white meat?? its like 98 % protein when its alive?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Emu?

[batman2883]

Cherry you dont know what your talking about your a girl

[1369]

what is an "Emo"?

http://www.fadetoblack.com/interviews/emophilips/main.gif

[Horry For 3!]

http://www.fadetoblack.com/interviews/emophilips/main.gif
WTF

[Horry For 3!]

what is an "Emo"?
Emo is her husband's name.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Emo is her husband's name.

:tu ding ding ding!

yep. hubby's name is Emo.
and coincidently... when he was little he always watched that emo phillips show.. and emo sounded liek a good nickname for his real name.. so thats where he got it.

plus it was a huge improvement on his old nickname.... chima boy. :lol

[Horry For 3!]

:tu ding ding ding!

yep. hubby's name is Emo.
and coincidently... when he was little he always watched that emo phillips show.. and emo sounded liek a good nickname for his real name.. so thats where he got it.

plus it was a huge improvement on his old nickname.... chima boy. :lol
Chima boy :lmao

[1Parker1]

Bump :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

so whats up girl?
why are you back on so early in the day?
@ work? school? home?

wann play 20 questions? :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

What's everyone's favorite alcoholic drink?

Texas Tea :tu :drunk

[1Parker1]

:lol You were right the first guess....I'm at work! I know I havent been on the forum often, between school and work and everything in between!

So, how's my favorite pregnant Texan doing?

[1Parker1]

Texas Tea :tu :drunk


Is that like long island iced tea?:lol

What's in it?

[batman2883]

I know you didnt call me a girl Obi???

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol You were right the first guess....I'm at work! I know I havent been on the forum often, between school and work and everything in between!

So, how's my favorite pregnant Texan doing?


oh my god.
awfull.
i want this kid out of me NOW. She;s sitting on a nerve and i've lost all forward motion power in my legs. It fricking hurts.
PLus, between my legs, it feels like I've been riding a horse all day. :(
I didi not have this last time.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Is that like long island iced tea?:lol

What's in it?


Just like long Island Iced Tea but you add a shot of Tequila.
And it's made with FULL shots , not shorties.
5 shots of clear liquors..... thats all ya need baby!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I know you didnt call me a girl Obi???


whne did I call oyu a chick?

[1Parker1]

Mine's is either a Cosmo, Mango/Strawberry Margherita, and Ameretto Sour :)

[batman2883]

my apologies, well my favorite drink is any liqour straight, i dont like mixing it, and beer of course i took a blood oath to only purchase Corona when its available

[1Parker1]

oh my god.
awfull.
i want this kid out of me NOW. She;s sitting on a nerve and i've lost all forward motion power in my legs. It fricking hurts.
PLus, between my legs, it feels like I've been riding a horse all day. :(
I didi not have this last time.


Ouch! I'm scared of pregnancy. It seems so hard! Plus you gotta carry that baby for 9 long months!

[1Parker1]

my apologies, well my favorite drink is any liqour straight, i dont like mixing it, and beer of course i took a blood oath to only purchase Corona when its available


MMMMMMMMMM Corona. Authentic Mexican Beer :)

[batman2883]

:duck Hey 1P1 can you airmail me a nice huge philly cheesesteak thanks hun

[ObiwanGinobili]

Mine's is either a Cosmo, Mango/Strawberry Margherita, and Ameretto Sour :)


ohhh I love me a good Ameretto sour!! but I can;t stand that other sweet stuff.
I liek my liquor ot taste like liquor.:lol

[batman2883]

so obi it feels like youve been riding a horse huh?

[1Parker1]

Oops got a meeting. Be back later :(

[ObiwanGinobili]

As far as beer.. here's my list.

1. Shiner
2. Modelo
3. Bud Light
4. Michelob Ultra
5. Samuel Adams
6. guiness

[ObiwanGinobili]

Ouch! I'm scared of pregnancy. It seems so hard! Plus you gotta carry that baby for 9 long months!


well the plus side is that you don;t have a period the whole time and you get super horny by the 2nd trimester.

[batman2883]

1. Corona
2. Modelo Especial
3. Hieniken
4. Guiness
5. Shiner Bock
6. Mickeys
7. Old English
8. 211
9. Bitburger
10. Rolling Rock

[ObiwanGinobili]

so obi it feels like youve been riding a horse huh?


i know where your going with this.......

[batman2883]

it was just a simple question thats all

[ObiwanGinobili]

My mom will be here at 1030 and I have a doctor's apt. at 1130.
So hopefully my doc can give me some advice on this weird nerve pain thing.

[ObiwanGinobili]

fine.
"yes it feels liek I've been riding a horse allday...... in a ill-sitting saddle too"


happy? :)

[batman2883]

well the plus side is that you don;t have a period the whole time and you get super horny by the 2nd trimester.


thanks for the info definitly going after pregnant ladies now lol :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

shit.
I better make some phone calls and put out a warning.
:lol

[batman2883]

fine.
"yes it feels liek I've been riding a horse allday...... in a ill-sitting saddle too"


happy? :)
very thank you :)

[batman2883]

I'm ready to break some water bags now

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm almost ready for 2nd breakfasts ......

[batman2883]

lol 2nd breakfast, shit bring me some too

[ObiwanGinobili]

well I can't decide between an apple, a pear or a peach....

i liek peaches, but if they've been thru a frost they are all grainy on the inside .. mealy kinda... and you can;t tellthat just by looking at them.
so i may be in possesion of a whole bag full of shitty peaches.

dilema

[batman2883]

Peach.. i can eat a peach for hours

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

classic movie

[batman2883]

yes it is a classic movie name it

[TheTruth]

face/off?

[1369]

well I can't decide between an apple, a pear or a peach....

i liek peaches, but if they've been thru a frost they are all grainy on the inside .. mealy kinda... and you can;t tellthat just by looking at them.
so i may be in possesion of a whole bag full of shitty peaches.

dilema

Getcha some Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, milk and a blender and make a peach milkshake.

Problem solved.

[batman2883]

Yes Face/off is correct

[Horry For 3!]

As far as beer.. here's my list.

1. Shiner
2. Modelo
3. Bud Light
4. Michelob Ultra
5. Samuel Adams
6. guiness
I'll take a Bud Light, Budweiser, Coors Light, Miller Lite

[TheTruth]

I'll take a Bud Light, Budweiser, Coors Light, Miller Lite
WOW, what an eclectic variety.

[Horry For 3!]

WOW, what an eclectic variety.
I've tasted some others just can't think of their names. Ummm

Corona, Original Coors, Dickeys, Keystone Light, Natural Light...and some others

[batman2883]

Dont forget Schafer's

[Horry For 3!]

Dont forget Schafer's
Never tasted it.

[TheTruth]

Shiner, Michelob Ultra, Petes Wicked Ale, Fat Tire, Coors lite, Killians Irish Red.

In no particular order.

[Horry For 3!]

Shiner, Michelob Ultra, Petes Wicked Ale, Fat Tire, Coors lite, Killians Irish Red.

In no particular order.
I heard my friend talk about Fat Tire, that is some rich mans beer or some shit.

[batman2883]

Man i have a fridge full of fat tire at home right now it tastes like a sweet beer its not that good, in fact if anyone wants it just come pick it up

[BigDaddyMatty]

Man i have a fridge full of fat tire at home right now it tastes like a sweet beer its not that good, in fact if anyone wants it just come pick it up
where do you live? when can i come get it? how much is a fridge full? can I borrow Wedding Crashers?

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha i already gave it back the stupid thing didnt work on my dvd player, and I have school tonight till 930 fat tire is shitty beer, it tastes like a dirty mikes hard lemonade or soemething

[BigDaddyMatty]

go to denver colorado and taste straight outta the brewery. fat tire is the shit.

[batman2883]

Maybe i will

[The sone]

so does that mean i can pic up the beer?? i dig fat tire...lemme know..im sooooo thirsty...and down like four flat tires

[Kdfelicity]

I like Keystone myself. Keystone Ice is even better. :p

[ObiwanGinobili]

I like original Coors.. but not that banquet shit. And everywhere i've ordered it it's the banquet stuff...
ick.

[Kdfelicity]

I like original Coors.. but not that banquet shit. And everywhere i've ordered it it's the banquet stuff...
ick.

Coors is my fav after Keystone. And Keystone is made by Coors.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i'll try Keystone next time.... (say.. in 2 months)
sounds liek it might fit.
thanks

[Kdfelicity]

i'll try Keystone next time.... (say.. in 2 months)
sounds liek it might fit.
thanks


Haha. That's right. I dunno one sip won't kill ya. And baby just might like it. To be honest with you, though, most people think it's shit. But I started drinking beer on it so I prefer it.

[Marklar MM]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/09/16/jessica_alba_we.html

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/jessica_alba_beach_05.jpg

[bigzak25]

i don't like peaches...but i surely know how to please a nice woman orally...twice in 20 minutes sometimes. :hat

after that, daddy goes to bat. :tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

damn it.
I have a fever and I feel like crap.
and Isabella has a fever and she must also feel like crap casue she sure is acting crappy.
She's only been sick one time before ever. ever. ....... so i spent like $30 at CVS last night getting kiddy tylenols and junk.

[batman2883]

Just make her a soup and send her to bed, tell her to stiffen that upper lip and take it like a woman

[ObiwanGinobili]

HAHA!
all she's eating are nutrigrain bars, soy milk and apple juice.

apparently she has no love for pedialyte.... and after tasting that nasty crap myself I don;t blame her.


I can;t wait for Emo to get home so i can play Hero's... we started a new map and I'm addicted.

[1Parker1]

damn it.
I have a fever and I feel like crap.
and Isabella has a fever and she must also feel like crap casue she sure is acting crappy.
She's only been sick one time before ever. ever. ....... so i spent like $30 at CVS last night getting kiddy tylenols and junk.


Check out the quick remedies for a cold thread.........


I think it's going around. I have a bad cold also. Hope you and Isabella get better soon! Look at it this way........it's almost BABY time! When are you schedule for induction?

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha pedialyte, you tasted it?? what's it taste like?? man isnt that for them when they have the runs or something?

[1Parker1]

ha ha ha ha pedialyte, you tasted it?? what's it taste like?? man isnt that for them when they have the runs or something?

Those pedialyte popsicles looked good........have u ever tried those?

[batman2883]

Eww man the only baby food worth eating, is gerber banana baby food, i eat that stuff now, when im in the mood for a snack its only like 35 cents at heb....