Real Women

[ObiwanGinobili]

Wasn't there a writer named Asa?


the janitor at my elementry school was "Mr. Asa"... he was cool.

[samikeyp]

Casandra is a cool name....although yours is the first I have seen with one "s" only know one Jessica...our Jekka! :)

Hey go through life as a Mike....we are freaking everywhere!

Erica and I did the baby name thing before it was not neccessary and we didn't agree on too many.

[SpursWoman]

There's nothing more plain-Jane than "Mary".

No offense to those named Mary. :D


Yeah, but you'll still get people trying to spell it all messed up. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

It's got 1 "s" cause I'm not an ass. :lol

[samikeyp]

I did that when I was picking out my kids' names...not too many ways you can mess with "Caitlin

The couple that introduced my wife and I have a daughter named Katelyn. I like your spelling better.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Marey
Mairee
Mairre
Maryee

[TOP-CHERRY]

Yeah, but you'll still get people trying to spell it all messed up. :lol
"Marreighe"

:D

[Jekka]

Hey go through life as a Mike....we are freaking everywhere!

My dad is Bob. He empathizes.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Shannon Sossaman (Knight's Tale) named her kid:
Audio Science

[SpursWoman]

"Marreighe"

:D



Exactly. :lol


Sucks, especially for a girl. Because you can't get those cool rulers and pens n'shit with your name already on them.

:lol :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

My dad is Bob. He empathizes.


my dad is Bob too.

on top of that they named one of my brothers Robert.. so there goes another Bob.

[SpursWoman]

my dad is Bob too.

on top of that they named one of my brothers Robert.. so there goes another Bob.


My dad was a Bob, too! :lol

[Kori Ellis]

I know a girl whose parents gave all their children different last names and no first names -- literally. On their birth certificates their first name was blank (her social security card had "X." for her first name). The parents' logic was that the kids could "define themselves" as they grew up.

What was especially screwed up was, they gave them messed up last names. For example, her sister's last name was Cinderella.

[Kori Ellis]

Because you can't get those cool rulers and pens n'shit with your name already on them.

:lol :lol

I've had that problem my whole life :cry

:lol

[SWC Bonfire]

I know a girl whose parents gave all their children different last names and no first names -- literally. On their birth certificates their first name was blank (her social security card had "X." for her first name). The parents' logic was that the kids could "define themselves" as they grew up.

What was especially screwed up was, they gave them messed up last names. For example, her sister's last name was Cinderella.

I smell hippies.

[Shelly]

I know a girl whose parents gave all their children different last names and no first names -- literally. On their birth certificates their first name was blank (her social security card had "X." for her first name). The parents' logic was that the kids could "define themselves" as they grew up.

What was especially screwed up was, they gave them messed up last names. For example, her sister's last name was Cinderella.


Oh...that's terrible! :lol

My youngest's middle name is my maiden name, but only because my brother has no boys and we wanted to continue it somehow!

[travis2]

My dad was a Bob, too! :lol

So that's where this love for BOB comes from...it's all one big Oedipal complex...

*diving under the desk*

[Jekka]

I've had that problem my whole life :cry

:lol

They were always out of stuff with my name if it makes you feel any better :lol

[Shelly]

People always spell my name Shelley. In fact, it's wrong on my profit sharing :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

Exactly. :lol


Sucks, especially for a girl. Because you can't get those cool rulers and pens n'shit with your name already on them.

:lol :lol
Pssh... My name is Lucy and I can never find any!
:)

[ObiwanGinobili]

So that's where this love for BOB comes from...it's all one big Oedipal complex...

*diving under the desk*


:lol :vomit

[TOP-CHERRY]

I smell hippies.
:lol

[samikeyp]

They were always out of stuff with my name if it makes you feel any better

mine too...especially the last name.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Sucks, especially for a girl. Because you can't get those cool rulers and pens n'shit with your name already on them.




Have never ever ever found anything with my name on it.
And if I want to get anything personalized I have to pay extra for the "a" at the end because most places have a min. # of letters included in the initial price.

oh, and my SAT came address to Casand L. (last name)

[samikeyp]

oh, and my SAT came address to Casand L

got an invitation one time....instead of coming to M.Paceleo it was addressed Leo M. Pace. Hope Leo had a good time! :spin

[SWC Bonfire]

Moral of the story:

If you have a common last name, come up with a less-used first name.
If you have a unique last name, come up with a common first name.

Do not name anyone something you just made up.

[ObiwanGinobili]

My mom (who was born in 1960 for the reference of this story) had a classmate in 2nd thru 9th grade whose name was Ima June kinda cute.. seems like a regualr name in that deacde or she may have been named for a realtive....... but her last name was Bugg.
:wtf ???
I think her parents were pre-hippies.

[ObiwanGinobili]

got an invitation one time....instead of coming to M.Paceleo it was addressed Leo M. Pace. Hope Leo had a good time! :spin


:lmao :lmao

[Jekka]

My mom (who was born in 1960 for the reference of this story) had a classmate in 2nd thru 9th grade whose name was Ima June kinda cute.. seems like a regualr name in that deacde or she may have been named for a realtive....... but her last name was Bugg.
:wtf ???
I think her parents were pre-hippies.

My friend went to a wedding where one of the bridesmaids was named Deadroach, pronounced "Dee-ahd-row-shay". I think that's still the worst one I've heard.

[TOP-CHERRY]

My mom (who was born in 1960 for the reference of this story) had a classmate in 2nd thru 9th grade whose name was Ima June kinda cute.. seems like a regualr name in that deacde or she may have been named for a realtive....... but her last name was Bugg.
:wtf ???
I think her parents were pre-hippies.
Awww.. that is cute! "Ima June Bugg"

:lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

My friend went to a wedding where one of the bridesmaids was named Deadroach, pronounced "Dee-ahd-row-shay". I think that's still the worst one I've heard.
Oh crap! :lol

[samikeyp]

my sister knew a girl in Houston whose family name was June...they named her April Mae. that is just sad! :)

and of course those of us who grew up in Texas know the story of Gov. Jim Hogg and his daughter Ima.

[travis2]

my sister knew a girl in Houston whose family name was June...they named her April Mae. that is just sad! :)

and of course those of us who grew up in Texas know the story of Gov. Jim Hogg and his daughter Ima.

yes...Ima Hogg was a real lady...but it is NOT true she had a sister named Ura...

[1369]

Wasn't there a writer named Asa?

Asa Barber
Former Marine
Columnist for Playboy
Passed last year from Lou Gherig's(sp?)

[Flea]

My mom (who was born in 1960 for the reference of this story) had a classmate in 2nd thru 9th grade whose name was Ima June kinda cute.. seems like a regualr name in that deacde or she may have been named for a realtive....... but her last name was Bugg.
:wtf ???
I think her parents were pre-hippies.


That is terrible!

:lol

[samikeyp]

yes...Ima Hogg was a real lady...but it is NOT true she had a sister named Ura...

"Ura" correct, sir.

[ObiwanGinobili]

my sister knew a girl in Houston whose family name was June...they named her April Mae. that is just sad! :)

and of course those of us who grew up in Texas know the story of Gov. Jim Hogg and his daughter Ima.


:lol as funny as that is.. it must suck to be the butt of a joke for your entire life. Some parents need to be taken out and shot.

[Flea]

I got on here late, is GIG really gone for good?

[samikeyp]

as funny as that is.. it must suck to be the butt of a joke for your entire life. Some parents need to be taken out and shot.

agreed

[travis2]

I got on here late, is GIG really gone for good?
:elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant

[SpursWoman]

So that's where this love for BOB comes from...it's all one big Oedipal complex...

*diving under the desk*


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[TOP-CHERRY]

Who's GIG?

[Flea]

Who's GIG?


An annoying teenager who claims in every other post to have a really big dick.

[SpursWoman]

Have never ever ever found anything with my name on it.
And if I want to get anything personalized I have to pay extra for the "a" at the end because most places have a min. # of letters included in the initial price.

oh, and my SAT came address to Casand L. (last name)


Last name first, mine always came back "Christ" :wow :lol

[travis2]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

I do hope you still have a keyboard cache... :angel

[travis2]

An annoying teenager who claims in every other post to have a really big dick.


He was almost right...he didn't have...he was...

[TOP-CHERRY]

An annoying teenager who claims in every other post to have a really big dick.
Oh, "Ginobili is god"?
He got banned?

[SWC Bonfire]

Asa Barber
Former Marine
Columnist for Playboy
Passed last year from Lou Gherig's(sp?)

Yep, that's who I was thinking of. :tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

An annoying teenager who claims in every other post to have a really big dick.


and to be 6'8 and have a full ride athletic scholarship for volleyball at a school that doesn't have athletic scholarships or a NCAA volleyball team andbangs alot of "bitchs" and is really really good looking and can do some sick dunks, but only with a volleyball.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Flea]

He was almost right...he didn't have...he was...


:lol

[travis2]

Oh, "Ginobili is god"?
He got banned?

Yes...Kori knocked the dust off of her ban stick by beating him over the head with it...:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

the whole incident is about mid-way thru the "GiG's film" thread....

basically he posted another member's actual phone # and then refused to remove it after he was asked publicly and PM by that member.

[SpursWoman]

4 & 1/2 more hours! :elephant :elephant

[ObiwanGinobili]

4 & 1/2 more hours! :elephant :elephant


so I guess your not up for an impromtu GTG tonight are you??:lol :oops

[TOP-CHERRY]

Oh, and what's a GTG?
:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh, and what's a GTG?
:lol


watch me answer you seriously and then look like a complete idiot casue you allready knew and were joking by making a play on not knowing what GIG means.......

GTG= get to gether.


there.

[TOP-CHERRY]

No, I didn't know.. that's why I asked.

;)

[SpursWoman]

so I guess your not up for an impromtu GTG tonight are you??:lol :oops



....of some sort, yes. :smokin

[iminlakerland]

wow u ladies have been busy today...

but if it makes u feel better whenever i wanted that personalized stuff id always have to buy two Marie and Rose lol!

[ObiwanGinobili]

No, I didn't know.. that's why I asked.

;)


ok. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

....of some sort, yes. :smokin


yeah , but the rest of us arn't invited. :depressed











except for Shelly. :wow

[ObiwanGinobili]

all right... i'm eating lunch nad going down to the newly repaired pool in all my preggo bikini fabulousness...baby girl is gonna wear her pink and black swimsuit with the ladybugs and tu-tu.....

man wear are gonna be stylin' ! :smokin

[1Parker1]

And how plain-Jane is Christine? It's unbelievable the spelling variations people have come up with trying to spell it. And FORGET "Christy". :lol

My favorite: Krystine


WTF?


:lol Sorry I'm a little late posting on this topic (I was at lunch :)) But reading your post reminded me of a funny story. I remember back when I first started college, we had to take placement exams, and my friend, Christine, sat near me. Anyways, you know how on those standardized exams, you have to write in your name in the box and then fill in the corresponding bubbles? Well, apparantly they didn't have enough boxes, and she could only fit in part of her name: She ended up only being able to fill it to "Christ."

She's turns to me and goes, "Oh no, I can't fit my whole name! I'll have to be Christ for the day, you think they'll give me bonus points on the exam?"

:lol

[SpursWoman]

:lol Sorry I'm a little late posting on this topic (I was at lunch :)) But reading your post reminded me of a funny story. I remember back when I first started college, we had to take placement exams, and my friend, Christine, sat near me. Anyways, you know how on those standardized exams, you have to write in your name in the box and then fill in the corresponding bubbles? Well, apparantly they didn't have enough boxes, and she could only fit in part of her name: She ended up only being able to fill it to "Christ."

She's turns to me and goes, "Oh no, I can't fit my whole name! I'll have to be Christ for the day, you think they'll give me bonus points on the exam?"

:lol


Last name first, mine always came back "Christ" :wow :lol


That's how it would come in the mail, too. :lol

[travis2]

Last name first, mine always came back "Christ" :wow :lol

Until I was 12 years old I thought my name was Jesus Christ. And my brother's name was Damnit.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Until I was 12 years old I thought my name was Jesus Christ. And my brother's name was Damnit.


psssttt....
almost everyone in the world has seen and or heard Bill Cosby: Himself

[1Parker1]

psssttt....
almost everyone in the world has seen and or heard Bill Cosby: Himself


??

[ObiwanGinobili]

??


that's where that old joke comes from. Bill Cosby.
back in the 70's he did a 1hr special called Bill Coby: Himself and he originated that joke in it...

" untill i was 12 I thought my name was Jesus Christ and my brother's name was God damnit".......

.... " no dad! He's God damnit! I'm Jesus christ!"

[ObiwanGinobili]

Until I was 12 years old I thought my name was Jesus Christ. And my brother's name was Damnit.


psssttt....
almost everyone in the world has seen and or heard Bill Cosby: Himself



correction: except for young women under 21 in PA. :lol

[SpursWoman]

One Hour!

[1Parker1]

correction: except for young women under 21 in PA. :lol

Hey.......that's over 21 to you missy. :lol

[1Parker1]

One Hour!

:lol Awwww, watch his flight be delayed.

[SpursWoman]

:lol Awwww, watch his flight be delayed.



:flipoff :lol


He already text'd me that he was on time. :) :makeout

































I'm pathetic & whipped, I know. :oops :lol

[Horry For 3!]

Hi hello.

[Shelly]

One Hour!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :depressed

[SpursWoman]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :depressed


Yeah, but he'll be gone after 10:30....and won't be back until 1:30-2:00am... :smokin :eyebrows

[1Parker1]

I'm pathetic & whipped, I know. :oops :lol


Hey....you said it, not me. :angel

[1Parker1]

Hey, so I think I missed it. What did you end up doing SW while he was gone? Spend time with Shelly?

[Shelly]

Yeah, but he'll be gone after 10:30....and won't be back until 1:30-2:00am... :smokin :eyebrows


Good job at getting him out of the house again..... :angel

[travis2]

psssttt....
almost everyone in the world has seen and or heard Bill Cosby: Himself

Hey I never claimed it was mine. It just fit the occasion.

And the routine was damn funny. :lol

[SpursWoman]

:lol Awwww, watch his flight be delayed.



OMG! I HATE YOU, YOU JINX'ER!!!!!!



:lmao :lmao :lmao

Whoever planned his connecting flight in Houston to San Antonio is a fucking moron. They were too far apart to make in a short amount of time.



So he missed it. And won't be here until either 6 or 7, depending on which flight he can get on.

:cry :depressed :depressed

[Shelly]

OMG! I HATE YOU, YOU JINX'ER!!!!!!



:lmao :lmao :lmao

Who ever planned his connecting flight in Houston to San Antonio is a fucking moron. They were too far apart to make in a short amount of time.



So he missed it. And won't be here until either 6 or 7, depending on which flight he can get on.

:cry :depressed :depressed


:) :) :)




:lol

[SpursWoman]

:) :) :)




:lol


:lol :makeout

[1Parker1]

OMG! I HATE YOU, YOU JINX'ER!!!!!!



:lmao :lmao :lmao

Whoever planned his connecting flight in Houston to San Antonio is a fucking moron. They were too far apart to make in a short amount of time.



So he missed it. And won't be here until either 6 or 7, depending on which flight he can get on.

:cry :depressed :depressed

OH NO!!! I was just kidding....! Damn me and my jinxing powers. :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

??

OMG.

How could someone who claims to be from Philly not know every Bill Cosby routine?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yeah, but he'll be gone after 10:30....and won't be back until 1:30-2:00am... :smokin :eyebrows


i got a feelign your gonna need those 3 1/2 hours for sleeping.
it'll be the only sleep you get.

[ObiwanGinobili]

OMG! I HATE YOU, YOU JINX'ER!!!!!!



:lmao :lmao :lmao

Whoever planned his connecting flight in Houston to San Antonio is a fucking moron. They were too far apart to make in a short amount of time.



So he missed it. And won't be here until either 6 or 7, depending on which flight he can get on.

:cry :depressed :depressed


:wow
omg, that happend to me in atlanta!! the connecting flight was like 1/2 a mile away and i had .00004 secounds to get there. :lol
So I told a security dude that my anbkle was sprained and he drove me to the gate on a golf cart thingy. :spin

[batman2883]

Man does anyone want to go to the pants party?

[SpursWoman]

What pants party?

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao if SW actually fell for this one

[samikeyp]

Whoever planned his connecting flight in Houston to San Antonio is a fucking moron. They were too far apart to make in a short amount of time.



So he missed it. And won't be here until either 6 or 7, depending on which flight he can get on.

The gates where he landed and then took off from were too far apart? How much time did he have to connect?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

[batman2883]

Lol theres a party in my pants and your invited spurswoman ha ha ha ha ha

[SpursWoman]

The gates where he landed and then took off from were too far apart? How much time did he have to connect?


I don't know ... but it was far enough away that he had to take the tram. :fro

But the second flight's departure was too close to the first one's arrival in order to do that.....

[SpursWoman]

:lmao if SW actually fell for this one




So I was supposed to leave him hanging? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Lol theres a party in my pants and your invited spurswoman ha ha ha ha ha

:lmao :lmao not at the joke, but @ the last person I would expect to take the stinkbait

[batman2883]

Man that so classic

[samikeyp]

let me guess....Continental? They suck. People at the airline set the connecting times and assign the gates....the problem is that usually they don't talk to each other and passengers get screwed.

[SpursWoman]

let me guess....Continental? They suck. People at the airline set the connecting times and assign the gates....the problem is that usually they don't talk to each other and passengers get screwed.


Yes, it was Continental. :fro

[samikeyp]

Yep...figured that. Hopefully they will get him home soon.

[SpursWoman]

Man that so classic



And I know the joke ... I was humoring you, as opposed to leaving you hanging like a retard.

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

You say that now . . .

[SpursWoman]

You say that now . . .



Well, I guess if I wasn't playing along I would have a valid excuse for being so gullible, seeing as I've been deprived since Monday of anything remotely party-ish in anyone's pants..... :lol

[samikeyp]

except her own..........allegedly :lol

[samikeyp]

not that its a bad thing! :)

[SpursWoman]

true... :nerd :lol :smokin

[Horry For 3!]

Real Women huh....So what are "Fake" Women?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Real Women huh....So what are "Fake" Women?


http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00170/paris_hilton_nicole_170361g.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

and lets not forget....

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-195.jpg

[samikeyp]

Real Women huh....So what are "Fake" Women?

I sense a new thread looming.

[2Blonde]

Real Women huh....So what are "Fake" Women?
Fake Women (http://www.mooseterious.com/FLoveDolls.htm)

:lmao :lmao

...2Blonde

[Horry For 3!]

and lets not forget....

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-195.jpg
What tha fuck is that! :lol

[Horry For 3!]

Fake Women (http://www.mooseterious.com/FLoveDolls.htm)

:lmao :lmao

...2Blonde
I'll take a Jesse Jane one. :)

[Horry For 3!]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00170/paris_hilton_nicole_170361g.jpg
Paris loves to suck the cock.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Fake Women (http://www.mooseterious.com/FLoveDolls.htm)

:lmao :lmao

...2Blonde


:lmao :lmao

the "jumpstart" foot pump they are selling for $12 is the same one that came with my birthing ball for free....... and it takes for fucking ever to pump that thing up..... almost an hour.

[iminlakerland]

never ever fly america west airlines, thank you all for your time.

[angel_luv]

This thing grew five pages while I was at work today. Let me see what I missed.

[angel_luv]

Methinks you all have way too much free time on your hands. = )

[ObiwanGinobili]

see if you were on with us while you were at work then you'd be swinging it in the party! :smokin...

meanwhile, we don;t have a night shift on this thread..........

[angel_luv]

I hear the night hawks are available. LOL!

[ObiwanGinobili]

:vomit thats just wrong! :lol :lol

[angel_luv]

Hehehe! Sorry! ; )

[ObiwanGinobili]

Speaking of night.
I'm going to bed.


carry on...

[angel_luv]

... the grand tradition that is the Real Woman Thread

[Ginofan]

So on the way home from Trinity last night/early this morning I'm driving along, it's probably like 2:20am...so there's hardly anyone on the road. I'm driving down NW Military towards Wurzbach and it's 35MPH right there, well being so late and such I was going like 50MPH.

I didn't see the cop on the other side of the road until it was too late to break and the whole time I'm thinking "please don't make a u-turn, please don't make a u-turn" and of course he does and comes up behind me, right on my ass. By this time I'm going the speed limit and everything, but the dude is still tailing me. Finally, he turns on his lights and bright ass spot light and pulls me over.

I had just paid my first ever speeding ticket less than 3 months ago(or rather the court fee and defensive driving fee), so I knew I couldn't afford another one. I was ready to bust out the tears and plead for mercy...but I guess I had luck on my side last night. The cop asked for my license and asked me if the car was mine, I mistakenly said "Yes, ma'am" (D'OH!) then profusely apologized. Then he gave me some speech about the speed limit law needs to be obeyed and all this. I was just waiting for him to break out the ticket notepad thingie but he just handed my license back to me and said "okay" and got back into his car and drove off. WOOHOO!

Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket :lol

Anyways just thought I'd do my part to keep the thread going! :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Whatever kinda holywater you've been drinking lately.. i want to get me some of that!!
I can't believe you only got off with a warning!:wow
Maybe he didin't have you speeding on his radar long enough to get you. ..... but he obviously knew you were speeding.

just for future reference.... don't speed late at night when your the only person on the road: it means your the only person available ot be pulled over. :princess

[1Parker1]

OMG.

How could someone who claims to be from Philly not know every Bill Cosby routine?


Listen Old man, I was like 7 or 8 during the Bill Cosby show...you expect me to remember his lines?















:) You know your my fav male on the board, Shoogarbear ;)

[ObiwanGinobili]

1P1..

when was the last ticket you got and waht was it for?

[1Parker1]

1P1..

when was the last ticket you got and waht was it for?

Oh no, you're not pulling me into this. If I tell you, I'll probably end up jinxing myself and getting one when I drive home from work today. :(

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh no, you're not pulling me into this. If I tell you, I'll probably end up jinxing myself and getting one when I drive home from work today. :(


:lol pussy!

[1Parker1]

:lol pussy!

Hey now, watch your language. This is a "Real Women" thread you know?

[SpursWoman]

I was just waiting for him to break out the ticket notepad thingie but he just handed my license back to me and said "okay" and got back into his car and drove off. WOOHOO!

Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket :lol




Whew! :elephant :elephant

[bigzak25]

Goodjob Ginofan. :tu

you telling the whole story? did you have to flash or anything?

[SpursWoman]

Goodjob Ginofan. :tu

you telling the whole story? did you have to flash or anything?



She was driving home naked. :)

[ShoogarBear]

Listen Old man, I was like 7 or 8 during the Bill Cosby show...you expect me to remember his lines?


Ha, that routine was even before the Cosby Show.

So you probably have, like, no idea who Richard Pryor is?

But Cos was BIG. Until Terrell Owens came along, nobody could name anyone else from Philly. :)

[1Parker1]

Ha, that routine was even before the Cosby Show.

So you probably have, like, no idea who Richard Pryor is?

But Cos was BIG. Until Terrell Owens came along, nobody could name anyone else from Philly. :)

Hey, Philly has plenty of famous people! We got AI, that quarterback for the Eagles.......oh and that other guy who claimed to be a Fresh Prince from BelAir. :rolleyes













:lol

[1Parker1]

Who does Washington DC have? :eyebrows

[ObiwanGinobili]

ok people.
since you're all *chicken* (that better??):lol I'm gonna jump in and confess:oops

my last ticket was Feb. 2004. I got it in a spitshit piece of rd FM 616 between Blessing and Markham where Jackson and Matagorda counties meet. That's right - the one cop for 50,000 miles pulled me over as I crossed the county line for goin 69 miles per hour.
Apparently the speed limit is 70 in Jackson county, but 65 in Matagorda county. :wtf?
bastards.
What really sucked is the whole road was torn up on both sides for 1 mile becasue they were widening it and adding a shoulder : and there was no posted speed limit! :ugh!
Meanwhile the cop made me late for my midwife apt. (in Baycity)... I was able to do defensive driving. Which I had to do the last week of April '04 when my daughter was 3 weeks old.... i spent most of the time behind a partion in class with my breast pump. :lol
I would've fought this ticket, but I noticed that the Judge and the cop have the same last name, hte courts hours were for 3 hours a day on WEd. Thu & Fri, and less then 500 ppl. live there......... so I doubt some chick from San Antonio was gonna get off.

[Ginofan]

Goodjob Ginofan. :tu

you telling the whole story? did you have to flash or anything?

I only the tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth Zak!


She was driving home naked. :)

:lol I think that might have earned me a ticket :oops

[ObiwanGinobili]

Who does Washington DC have? :eyebrows

Dave Chappelle

or Chris Rock... one of those.


oh, and Marion Barry. He's so special.

[ObiwanGinobili]

She was driving home naked. :)


Is it really public nudity if your in the privacy of your car??
I know peoiple can look thru the windows... but they can look thru the windows at your house too........

[SpursWoman]

ok people.
since you're all *chicken* (that better??):lol I'm gonna jump in and confess:oops


My last ticket was 13 years ago....I was arguing/pissed off with my future ex-husband and was going 90 in a 55.

Totally my fault, no excuses...I was hauling ass. :)




Oh, and I took Comedy Defensive Driving and won the "Who Commited The Worst Moving Violation" award and got a shitload of free tickets to the Comedy Clubs in SA, I believe at the time there were 3 of them.

[Jekka]

Damn, Ginofan, I need some of that luck when I'm doing that stretch of I-10 to and from Houston. That's totally unfair. I should just start wearing a push-up bra every time I plan on being on the road for more than 10 min.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh, and I took Comedy Defensive Driving and won the "Who Commited The Worst Moving Violation" award and got a shitload of free tickets to the Comedy Clubs in SA, I believe at the time there were 3 of them.


thats where I went!! :tu
they provded lunch and let me tell you that pizza was great!!!
I also got a shit load of free comedy tix but was never able to use them since I couldn't find someone ot watch my newborn. :depressed damn it people! they don't bite!

[Ginofan]

Damn, Ginofan, I need some of that luck when I'm doing that stretch of I-10 to and from Houston. That's totally unfair. I should just start wearing a push-up bra every time I plan on being on the road for more than 10 min.

:lol

You have to do the bra plus something extra, you have to overcome the regular everyday bad luck, plus the extra bad luck you and Manny seem to have with cars. :(

[MannyIsGod]

What the fuck man?

[SpursWoman]

?

[samikeyp]

She was driving home naked.

I gotta start going to these basketball outings. :spin

[MannyIsGod]

I would have gotten a ticket for being in a white neighborhood after dark and the cracka gets off.

:flipoff

[Ginofan]

I would have gotten a ticket for being in a white neighborhood after dark and the cracka gets off.

:flipoff

That's because no one likes Mexicans...get it through your head!

:angel

[MannyIsGod]

That's because no one likes Mexicans...get it through your head!

:angel
Yeah, we'll see if you say that next time you're in Mexico!

[SpursWoman]

I gotta start going to these basketball outings. :spin


Well, I know that's the last time I go.....this old granny can no longer hang. I'm miserable today, and I didn't even drink anything. :depressed :sleep

[Ginofan]

Yeah, we'll see if you say that next time you're in Mexico!

My mom won't let me go to Mexico anymore because they will kidnap me!

[Ginofan]

Well, I know that's the last time I go.....this old granny can no longer hang. I'm miserable today, and I didn't even drink anything. :depressed :sleep

Oh please! You're not an old granny! If it goes down on Saturday, it'll be better...no work on Sunday, you can get a good night's sleep. I'm running on about 1.5 hours of sleep myself today :lol

[SpursWoman]

Oh please! You're not an old granny! If it goes down on Saturday, it'll be better...no work on Sunday, you can get a good night's sleep. I'm running on about 1.5 hours of sleep myself today :lol


See, I can't do that...caffine just doesn't work for me anymore. :lol



And it's a rare occasion that both of my kids are out of the house at the same time....so I'm pretty sure I'm out. http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif

[samikeyp]

You are not old and far from being a granny. But I sympathize with you...it is tougher to get up for work when you are up late now as opposed to 10 years ago.

[samikeyp]

damn...I just got my 10,000th post? I am in some great company now. :)

[Ginofan]

damn...I just got my 10,000th post? I am in some great company now. :)

Congrats Mikey!

[SpursWoman]

You are not old and far from being a granny.


God, I hope so! :wow :lol

[samikeyp]

Thanks Mandy. :)

[SpursWoman]

damn...I just got my 10,000th post? I am in some great company now. :)


:makeout :spin

[travis2]

damn...I just got my 10,000th post? I am in some great company now. :)

dude! :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

damn...I just got my 10,000th post? I am in some great company now. :)

:elephant :elephant :elephant
http://www.any1alias.com/images/Birthday%20Cake.JPG
:elephant :elephant :elephant

[samikeyp]

I smell cake. :spin

[SpursWoman]

Oh, crap! I forgot there was peach cobbler in the fridge when I went home for lunch. I'm jonesing for something sweet....

That cake looks good.... :nerd :lol

[SpursWoman]

Of course, I did notice that the dog whose collar I *forgot* to put back on is gone....


:angel

[iminlakerland]

im burning up in this car
brother must die
im just to damn nice
breathing hurts...

[travis2]

im burning up in this car
brother must die
im just to damn nice
breathing hurts...

You living in a backseat all of a sudden?

[ObiwanGinobili]

reminds me..
I still have leftover icecream/raspberry/lemon dessert in the freezer... if I take it out now it'll be ready to slice in 15 min.s

[samikeyp]

The wife made homemade pumpkin cranberry bread...might have to dig into the piece I brought for lunch.

[Ginofan]

Of course, I did notice that the dog whose collar I *forgot* to put back on is gone....


:angel

:lol Now isn't that a shame!

[SpursWoman]

Seriously....I was so tired this morning when I let him out before I went to work, I guess I forgot to let him back in.

I went home for lunch and he was gone. :angel

[samikeyp]

And SW is looking for that dog with the same determined spirit as OJ is in his search for the real killers. :lol

[1Parker1]

This thread is suddenly making me hungry. Thanks a lot ObiwanGinobili, SW, & Mikey! :(

[SpursWoman]

And SW is looking for that dog with the same determined spirit as OJ is in his search for the real killers. :lol



:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[SpursWoman]

Oh, update: my brother just called me and told me that he stopped by my house earlier and my neighbor told him she saw the dog running around the neighborhood this morning.

:nerd

[ObiwanGinobili]

I used to have a dog named Sancho who would get out and run around in the neighborhood...

then I'd be standing i nthe street at midnight in our poor 100% downhome hispanic neighborhood yelling:
"sancho... sancho!!! Come home sancho!!!"

[ClintSquint]

I once had a sancha who was a dog. Needless to say she wasn't my sancha for very long.

[samikeyp]

the question though, Clint, is why was she your sancha to begin with? :lol

[travis2]

the question though, Clint, is why was she your sancha to begin with? :lol

Because he wanted to avoid this?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22171

[samikeyp]

Oh well then.

That is a horse of a different color.

[SpursWoman]

I want Spurs pajamas. :fro

[Horry For 3!]

I have Spurs boxers.

[Horry For 3!]

Not really.....

[ObiwanGinobili]

I want Spurs pajamas. :fro


me too.


I have a Spurs decall that I'm seriously considering putting on my belly... how long do you think it would last? a week?

[Horry For 3!]

me too.


I have a Spurs decall that I'm seriously considering putting on my belly... how long do you think it would last? a week?
3 days.

[SpursWoman]

I guess that could equate to a thong & t-shirt....both of which are currently available.


I was kind of poking fun at a thread started in the Spurs forum. :oops :lol

[1Parker1]

I am very very confused by this thread. Weren't we talking about dogs? How'd we get to PJ's?

Speaking of which, I'd really like a cute little Spurs hoodie for winter time :)

[Horry For 3!]

I'll make a Spurs clothes line and make millions :elephant

[SpursWoman]

Speaking of which, I'd really like a cute little Spurs hoodie for winter time :)


They had some cute ones at the Academy here.... :)

[1Parker1]

They had some cute ones at the Academy here.... :)


ohhh really? They have an online shop? How much were they?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'd love a Spurs materninty shirt.... and a Spurs baby blanket.....I allready sewed a Spurs patch to my diaper bag.

[samikeyp]

http://www.academy.com/

[1Parker1]

Thanks!!

[Jimcs50]

Thanks!!


You're welcome

[Jimcs50]

1Parker1, I am catching your ass in vBookie money...I told you it would be only a matter of time.

:)

[tlongII]

Wouldn't it be great if this thread could surpass Quattro in number of posts? I doubt it though...those freaks have been doing a lot post-padding the last couple of days.

[ShoogarBear]

Okay,

[ShoogarBear]

this time

[ShoogarBear]

I'm gonna

[ShoogarBear]

get it right

[ShoogarBear]

2000!

[ShoogarBear]

:smokin

[SWC Bonfire]

The "replies" column only counts replies made to the original post (#1), so the # here is going to be out of sync with what is displayed on the Club Forum page.

[SpursWoman]

That's good to know. :)

[Ishta]

I was thinking of getting a Spurs tatoo...does anybody have one?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I was thinking of getting a Spurs tatoo...does anybody have one?


now thats hardcore. :fro

[Horry For 3!]

I was thinking of getting a Spurs tatoo...does anybody have one?
Yes, I have one....

















Not.

[samikeyp]

Alamo50 has a Spurs tattoo.

[Horry For 3!]

Alamo50 has a Spurs tattoo.
Never seen it.

[Horry For 3!]

I know a guy who is obessed with Miami sport teams and hes from South Carolina. He got the Miami Dolphins logo on one arm and the University of Miami logo on the other.

[iminlakerland]

see...as stated earlier in this thread there is no night crew here...thus giving me no other option but to post in there... :depressed

[Horry For 3!]

I'm apart of the Night Crew.

[ObiwanGinobili]

see...as stated earlier in this thread there is no night crew here...thus giving me no other option but to post in there... :depressed


tut tut.
you have a choice.. you could talk to yourself in here.. :lmao

no really... i could do night shift like 2 times a week.. but really i need my Zzzzzzzzs.

[Clandestino]

Wouldn't it be great if this thread could surpass Quattro in number of posts? I doubt it though...those freaks have been doing a lot post-padding the last couple of days.

that is the only reason quattro ever stayed alive...

[Horry For 3!]

that is the only reason quattro ever stayed alive...
No because i'm apart of the Quattro thread.

[samikeyp]

bump....this thread got too low! :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

I was thinking of getting a Spurs tatoo...does anybody have one?
I'm still looking for the perfect Spur belly-button ring.

[iminlakerland]

your baby needs all the sleep its mommy can get, especially for all the sleepless nights ur gona have after october :) ill just be the spy :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm still looking for the perfect Spur belly-button ring.


hmm...
actually i think a Spurs shaped belly ring would look kinda cool......

[Clandestino]

all the ladies need spurs nipple rings

[SpursWoman]

all the ladies need spurs nipple rings


Only if you get one too. :)

[Clandestino]

clit rings?

[SpursWoman]

clit rings?



or another comparable area..... :)

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.bodycandy.com/mas_assets/full/4018.jpg

:D

[Clandestino]

i can't imagine a little spur on my fireman's helmet!

[Clandestino]

http://www.bodycandy.com/mas_assets/full/4018.jpg

:D

do you have that anywhere?

[ObiwanGinobili]

i can't imagine a little spur on my fireman's helmet!


well if your un-cut you have the option of gettign an expandable thru your foreskin........... :smokin


but I think I can safely say that noone here will be getting a ring on/in anythign below the waist.

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.bodycandy.com/mas_assets/full/4363.jpg

http://www.bodycandy.com/mas_assets/full/4367.jpg
Can't believe they don't have any Spurs ones! :depressed

[ObiwanGinobili]

Can't believe they don't have any Spurs ones! :depressed


that is just wrong :flipoff corporate america

[TOP-CHERRY]

that is just wrong :flipoff corporate america
Tell me about it... Sucky Orlando gets one, and the 3-time champions don't!!

[TOP-CHERRY]

do you have that anywhere?
Answering that won't be any good for you.

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.bodycandy.com/mas_assets/full/4362.jpg
Even the Hawks get one! :rolleyes

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.bodycandy.com/mas_assets/full/4362.jpg
Even the Hawks get one! :rolleyes


ok. now thats just retarded.
what losers sporting that?
they must be free at games with your cracker jack.

[ObiwanGinobili]

found this one on e-bay...
it';s "ok" but not the best.
http://www.ssb3.net/members/watch/enlarge.php?aid=dixiegal&img=9624/nr_spur.jpg

[SpursWoman]

Can't believe they don't have any Spurs ones! :depressed



Maybe they figure that the Spurs have too many Real Woman fans that don't be needing to show-off an over abundance of belly.

:fro

[ObiwanGinobili]

this one;s also on Ebay.. it think it;s alot better looking.

http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/10054737/Images/espuelita.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

Maybe they figure that the Spurs have too many Real Woman fans that don't be needing to show-off an over abundance of belly.

:fro


:lmao

[TOP-CHERRY]

^What a stereotype, huh? :D

At least they have my other team's one:
http://www.piercethis2.com/chnfl-cowboys.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

Is it like an obligation that Texas citizens MUST be cowboy fans??
I don't think I've run into a fan of any other team ........

[TOP-CHERRY]

Is it like an obligation that Texas citizens MUST be cowboy fans??
I don't think I've run into a fan of any other team ........
You can ask the same question about San Antonians and the Spurs.

[Clandestino]

Is it like an obligation that Texas citizens MUST be cowboy fans??
I don't think I've run into a fan of any other team ........

I'm a TEXANS fan!

[ObiwanGinobili]

You can ask the same question about San Antonians and the Spurs.


but I HAVE run into people here in town that are Lakers fans (bastards), MAvericks fans, Celtics fans and even some Suns fans......

[TOP-CHERRY]

^ I've ran into people liking the Vickings, Raiders, Patriots, Eagles, Packers... So it's just the same.

[ObiwanGinobili]

so are you going to get the spur belly ring?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm waiting for an "official NBA" Spur.

The ones you posted are cute and all, but it's just not the same, ya know?
:)

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm waiting for an "official NBA" Spur.

The ones you posted are cute and all, but it's just not the same, ya know?
:)

yeah....i know what you mean.
althoug if you notice, Holt doesn't wear "official" spurs logo....

[travis2]

Hey ObiWan...just a minor point...

don't you think you are actually "Fixin' to Mom : Oct '05"? :angel

[ObiwanGinobili]

Hey ObiWan...just a minor point...

don't you think you are actually "Fixin' to Mom : Oct '05"? :angel

:lol cute.
actually I allready "mommed" in April'04..


it's pop like the timer on a turkey. whenever my belly button pops out we'll know I'm done.:lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

yeah....i know what you mean.
althoug if you notice, Holt doesn't wear "official" spurs logo....
Yeah, but they make their merchandise very well. ;)

I guess it doesn't matter if it's not official, as long as it looks cute, very well-made, and looks like the Spurs' Spur.