Real Women

[TheTruth]

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/7409/dog8vj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[ObiwanGinobili]

Big thanks to the Trolls & TheTruth fo doing me a favor and digging this thread out of the back pages. :tu

you guys are just sooo sweet. giving me a break so I don;t have to do it myself everymorning since we don;t have a night shift. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.fudidoemeio.blogger.com.br/batman-nu.jpg

:wow
:lmao I hope thats not batman.........

[Horry For 3!]

:lmao

i love this one: Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

:lol
how many times have you heard a girlfriend say the same thing????
I am big :)

[Horry For 3!]

http://www.fudidoemeio.blogger.com.br/batman-nu.jpg

:wow
:lmao I hope thats not batman.........
:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

photographers have no respect for the animal kingdom.....

[1369]

http://www.fudidoemeio.blogger.com.br/batman-nu.jpg

Who in the fuck would want to circumcise a bat in the first place?

[ObiwanGinobili]

well it's probebly pulled back becasue he's erect.......


although that line below the head sure does have a circ-scar look to it.

[Horry For 3!]

Who in the fuck would want to circumcise a bat in the first place?
That is some funny shit.

[NZHayden]

this is probably the most random longest thread

[Horry For 3!]

this is probably the most random longest thread
Nah, the Quattro owns this one.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Nah, the Quattro owns this one.


hater. :depressed

[Horry For 3!]

hater. :depressed
Well tis the truth :p it has like 2 times more pages than this one.

[ObiwanGinobili]

only because the men here freaked out when Real Women exploded and in thier sad scared state they formed all night shifts to keep Quattro going.

p a t h e t i c !!!

[Horry For 3!]

only because the men here freaked out when Real Women exploded and in thier sad scared state they formed all night shifts to keep Quattro going.

p a t h e t i c !!!
:lol I post in both so umm....I don't know

[1Parker1]

Holy crap Obiwan, I've been gone a few days and you kept this thread going to 138 pages?! :tu

[Mr. Holland]

Pathetic that some stay up at night or work at night and choose to post then?


Join Date: 05-26-2005
Posts
Total Posts: 3,490 (36.19 posts per day)

Now, that, is REAL pathetic for a REAL women

[NZHayden]

Well tis the truth :p it has like 2 times more pages than this one.

i havent bothered reading the free quatro razor thread yet

[ObiwanGinobili]

Holy crap Obiwan, I've been gone a few days and you kept this thread going to 138 pages?! :tu


and damn where have you been??

batman and I have been jonesing for some 1P1......

you weren't even here to talk about NVE signing......

[ObiwanGinobili]

Pathetic that some stay up at night or work at night and choose to post then?


Join Date: 05-26-2005
Posts
Total Posts: 3,490 (36.19 posts per day)

Now, that, is REAL pathetic for a REAL women


get back to me when you stop masterbating over rowena.

[1Parker1]

My bad Obiwan! College started this week, unfortunately :depressed. Sorry I was forced to leave you with Batman...


I completely missed out on the NVE signing! I was gone from the forum for like 4 days and I come back and theres like a gazillion threadsw on NVE signing........and I was like whattttttttttttt?! I think it's great news....as long as it doesn't take away from any of Parker's production and/or growth :) I feel a 60+ win season coming on...

[Master Shake]

Where my bitches at!!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

My bad Obiwan! College started this week, unfortunately :depressed. Sorry I was forced to leave you with Batman...


I completely missed out on the NVE signing! I was gone from the forum for like 4 days and I come back and theres like a gazillion threadsw on NVE signing........and I was like whattttttttttttt?! I think it's great news....as long as it doesn't take away from any of Parker's production and/or growth :) I feel a 60+ win season coming on...


awww.
well study study study. (but still find time for me. hehe) :princess
I know, that NVE thing just kinda happened. All of a sudden he's in town 2 hours later you hear he's taking a physical.. and then BAM! He's signed.
:wow
Classic CIA Pop. :lol At the news conferance he said that he didin't know NVE was coming.. he just "bumped into him at the airport" :lmao

And don;t worry about Parker. I'm sure he'll still be starting... and I'm sure you've seen the news out of the french press... it looks like he's improving.
Glad to see the comments he made regarding his new training with Chip. :tu :tu BY mid-season I hope to see a whole new TP.
But if he's still the exact opposite of clutch in the 4Q.. then yeah, they need to put in NVE. you understand. :fro

[Master Shake]

Obi are you a female?

[ObiwanGinobili]

yes.

Master are you a shake? :lol

[Master Shake]

My name is Shake-zuma the mic rula, holla if you feel me baby!!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

*chirp chirp crickets chirp chirp*

[Master Shake]

Oh john jacob dingle heimer schmit, thats my name too

[ObiwanGinobili]

it's

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name tooooooooooo
when ever we go out!, the people always shout!
there goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt !

[Master Shake]

da da da da da da....row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream

[1369]

Obi are you a female?

Shake knows not the legend of The Black Bar.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Shake knows not the legend of The Black Bar.


:lol
as soon as i read that i got the theme from the Hobbit cartoon going thru my head........

[TheTruth]

have you guys seen those dove commercials with the Real Women in their panties and bras?

[batman2883]

Yeah they are fat and ugly looking and make my tv leak lard...

[ObiwanGinobili]

have you guys seen those dove commercials with the Real Women in their panties and bras?


no I havn't seen a one actually.
I think it's a big myth.

When did they start doing that?

[TheTruth]

I seen one the other day. Didn't even give me a rise, and they was in they drawers.

[ObiwanGinobili]

are you saying that you normaly get a rise out of every pic of a chick in her drawers?

and if so, how do you go about your daily buisness in public? Surely you muct have a perpetual erection casue chicks in thier drawers are a very common part of public advertising.

I myself may appreciate the occasional calvin klien male underware model... but not every pic of a oiled up shirtless man will float my boat.

[TheTruth]

are you saying that you normaly get a rise out of every pic of a chick in her drawers?

and if so, how do you go about your daily buisness in public? Surely you muct have a perpetual erection casue chicks in thier drawers are a very common part of public advertising.

I myself may appreciate the occasional calvin klien male underware model... but not every pic of a oiled up shirtless man will float my boat.
yes to every question asked in the above post.

[batman2883]

What the hell are you doing posting in here Truthy?

[ObiwanGinobili]

looks as tho the Bat feels that his territory is being invaded...... :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

yes to every question asked in the above post.


well if I ever see you in real life I'll do my best to act like everything is normal.

[SWC Bonfire]

Surely you muct have a perpetual erection casue chicks in thier drawers are a very common part of public advertising.



Why do you think they put the "if you have an erection lasting for more than four hours, call a doctor" disclaimer on Viagra commercials?

[TheTruth]

What the hell are you doing posting in here Truthy?
I'm trying to make new friends. So if I am threatened with a banning I have some back up.

[TheTruth]

Why do you think they put the "if you have an erection lasting for more than four hours, call a doctor" disclaimer on Viagra commercials?
4 hours? That's weak.

[SWC Bonfire]

I'm trying to make new friends. So if I am threatened with a banning I have some back up.

You obviously are deluded into thinking we have any input whatsoever.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Why do you think they put the "if you have an erection lasting for more than four hours, call a doctor" disclaimer on Viagra commercials?


there was a whole ER episode about some guy who had an 8hour erection.....
he was screaming in pain and all sweaty and freaked out.
they had to drain it with a big needle.


ewwwwww.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm trying to make new friends. So if I am threatened with a banning I have some back up.


so your attempting to distance yourself from mookie?

[batman2883]

i hope to god if i ever get banned you guys better bring me back by signing a petition god damn it....hey truth make a poll about me now

[TheTruth]

i hope to god if i ever get banned you guys better bring me back by signing a petition god damn it....hey truth make a poll about me now
Negative...My last poll didn't go over so well with some people.

[TheTruth]

so your attempting to distance yourself from mookie?
Nah, I knew mookie wasn't going to get banned.

[batman2883]

Negative...My last poll didn't go over so well with some people.


It would over me though im liked by all, im pimpiliacious baby

[ObiwanGinobili]

what was wrong with the altfan25 poll? I thought the wording was ok.
It would've been way messe up if you asked people if they hated him or wanted him ot die or something... but love or no love was kinda harmless IMO.

[SWC Bonfire]

It would over me though im liked by all, im pimpiliacious baby

You and punctuation obviously don't get along.

[ObiwanGinobili]

It would over me though im liked by all, im pimpiliacious baby


uh. thats pronounced PIMPLElicious.....

you mean Pimpalicious

[TheTruth]

It would over me though im liked by all, im pimpiliacious baby
I've already stated my thoughts on your pimpacity. Just read your sig.

[TheTruth]

You and punctuation obviously don't get along.
Batman dont need know punctuation hes awesome

[ObiwanGinobili]

i'm trying to raise my vBookie...

how much should I put on this raiders over under (50)??

I'm thinking I'm pretty sure I want ot put the dough on UNDER... but how safe is that bet? should I put up a whole thou or less?

[TheTruth]

put it all on the over.

[batman2883]

uh. thats pronounced PIMPLElicious.....

you mean Pimpalicious


NO NO NO NOT pimp a licious, pimp a lacious

[ObiwanGinobili]

put it all on the over.


damn your dangerous.

[ObiwanGinobili]

NO NO NO NOT pimp a licious, pimp a lacious


so , phonecticly your saying "pimp A lay chus"???

[TheTruth]

well guys, it was fun slumming in this thread with ya'll. But it's time to go get some groceries.

[batman2883]

so , phonecticly your saying "pimp A lay chus"???


YOU ARE CORRECT

[ObiwanGinobili]

well guys, it was fun slumming in this thread with ya'll. But it's time to go get some groceries.


pick me up some icecream. I'm low. :angel

[ObiwanGinobili]

YOU ARE CORRECT


well then.
that is extremely homosexual sounding. :lol

[batman2883]

Ill give you some cream.....

[ObiwanGinobili]

sorry.
But I'm currently on a prescription of Dr. Emo's magic white cream.... it's got unlimited refills, so I won't be needing anything from you.
thnaks for the offer.

:lol

[batman2883]

sorry.
But I'm currently on a prescription of Dr. Emo's magic white cream.... it's got unlimited refills, so I won't be needing anything from you.
thnaks for the offer.

:lol


Mine is cherry flavored though....so ive been told....

[ObiwanGinobili]

wow.
you are very easy to lie too.
:lmao

[batman2883]

hey all you have to do is drink cranberry and pinapple juice for like 2 days straight and your women will see the difference, ive learned that from those magazines i read sometimes, i cant remember which one but it was true.

[1369]

sorry.
But I'm currently on a prescription of Dr. Emo's magic white cream.... it's got unlimited refills, so I won't be needing anything from you.
thnaks for the offer.

:lol

Remember, whatever you eat, so does your daughter.

That's why, when my wife was carrying our son, she was forbidden from performing certain "jobs".

[ShoogarBear]

sorry.
But I'm currently on a prescription of Dr. Emo's magic white cream....
:vomit

Didn't need THAT during lunch . . .

[ShoogarBear]

Surely you muct have a perpetual erection casue chicks in thier drawers are a very common part of public advertising.
Don't call me Shirley.

[batman2883]

She's so nasty huh shoogabear.....p.s. i use to love your cereal

[ObiwanGinobili]

Remember, whatever you eat, so does your daughter.

That's why, when my wife was carrying our son, she was forbidden from performing certain "jobs".


why did oyu even have to mention that?
geesh. now you've got me thinking........... :oops

[Mixability]

why did oyu even have to mention that?
geesh. now you've got me thinking........... :oops

dirty girl...

[1369]

Obi's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol

i know thtas from roger rabbit.. but it makes me think of coolworld. :lol


meanwhile....:
MY mommy's coming to visit!!!
and yes I still call her "mommy" 'cause the chick just barely cracked the 45 mark, so calling her mommy makes her feel young - even if she is fixin to be a grandma for the 2nd time. :lol

[1369]

So, you're a little more "Holly" than "Jessica"?

[ObiwanGinobili]

:oops.... uh...... yes.


I can be damned dangerous.



:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh my god.
1369 i know your away from home during the week, but maybe on the weekend:
Have you seen this crap The doodlebops on disney??
This is the crappiest most pointless crap I've ever seen. How could they get rid of good leaarning shows like Bear in the Big Blue House and replace it with this boobah/smurfs on crack freaky stuff?

[1369]

Speaking of Jessica Rabbit, I had a chance to buy an original cel of her shortly after the movie came out for about $300. Last time I checked, they were going for about 10 times that.

Still pisses me off about that, she would've looked good on the wall in "guytown".

[1369]

Thank God the daughter doesn't like them, thay can't even lip synch right. They are to the Wiggles what the Monkees were to the Beatles.

Only they're painted colors and the songs are worse.

Although, with her viewing habits, I constantly have the stinking "Bumblebee" song running around in my head and I've developed a slight crush on Laurie Berkner.

[BigDaddyMatty]

I like Even Stevens.

[batman2883]

Beans, beans is cool

[ObiwanGinobili]

Thank God the daughter doesn't like them, thay can't even lip synch right. They are to the Wiggles what the Monkees were to the Beatles.

Only they're painted colors and the songs are worse.

Although, with her viewing habits, I constantly have the stinking "Bumblebee" song running around in my head and I've developed a slight crush on Laurie Berkner.


:lol

i get stuck with "64, 64, 64, zoo lane...."

[BigDaddyMatty]

Beans was a huge pimp.
I wanted to give Ren the Pinoy Pounder every time I saw her on the screen.

[1369]

:lol

i get stuck with "64, 64, 64, zoo lane...."

Great, thanks, now I have that one as well running around my dome. :lol

Between that show and "Charlie and Lola", I sometimes speak to my daughter with a British accent.

[batman2883]

Damn Ren was so much hotter than Hillary Duff, she would get it

[ObiwanGinobili]

are they really bringing back Beavis and Butthead?

that'd be awesome! although it's not toddler appropriate, mommy would sure love it. :tu

[batman2883]

I know what your thinking, your wondering do i have a name for my penis, and yes its called the octagon...

[ObiwanGinobili]

Great, thanks, now I have that one as well running around my dome. :lol

Between that show and "Charlie and Lola", I sometimes speak to my daughter with a British accent.


HAHA! .. but as far as Charlie and Lola go I turn the channel cause Lola is such a freakin brat. not cool.

[BigDaddyMatty]

You're not kidding. Ren blows Hillary Duff away.

[BigDaddyMatty]

Mine has been dubbed, Mr. Sparkles.

[batman2883]

Yeah i wonder why she stayed behind on the Disney Channel??? Hillary Duff doesnt deserve stardom

[batman2883]

Mine has been dubbed, Mr. Sparkles.


Princess Sophia?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Mine has been dubbed, Mr. Sparkles.


sorry. but Micheal Jackson allready took that moniker for his joint.

[batman2883]

Obi's new nickname shall be......."Mad Cream Gusher"

[BigDaddyMatty]

Hillary Duff is blonde and very nubile looking
Ren is brunette and looks older.

[batman2883]

Ren is just hottness, Hillary gets on my nerves, like on that stupid movie, raise your voice....

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm a Hilalry Duff hater.

not for any real reason... i just think she's annoying.

[1Parker1]

I liked Hilary Duff back in her cute, chubby days, Now that she's gone anorexic on us........she's just like all the others. Plus I think she's dating some guy who's like 28 and she like just turned 18.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I liked Hilary Duff back in her cute, chubby days, Now that she's gone anorexic on us........she's just like all the others. Plus I think she's dating some guy who's like 28 and she like just turned 18.


damn!
1st lindsey Lohan (and that bitch got rid of the red hair.. what is wrong with red hair? pray tell!)
and now Hilary..... :depressed

what is this world coming to!!!???

[1369]

Back to the original question of this thread, does anyone really find the skin and bones look attractive?

[1Parker1]

Back to the original question of this thread, does anyone really find the skin and bones look attractive?


:lmao You're asking to go back to the orginal question of the thread on page 141?


As a female, I personally strive to be more like that than those "Everyday models" in the ads......hence the reason for my recent gym obsession.

[batman2883]

Ill take a Jessica Alba girl anyday over a real woman girl....

[1Parker1]

Exactly. You think if Jessica Alba were like 30 pounds heavier than she is now...with the body of an "everyday" woman........guys would be as crazy about her as they are now?

Of course, that's probably because she's an actress and famous. In the real world things like personality and intelligence also factor in. :)

[batman2883]

Jessica Alba has a great personality put 30 lbs on her and i would threaten to leave her for a skinnier woman

[1369]

Put 30 pounds on Jessica Alba and she would quit looking like she's on a hunger strike.

[TOP-CHERRY]

^She doesn't look too skinny to me.

[batman2883]

me either

[1369]

If I remember right, last sunday's "Star" had another spread on skinny stars and I thought they had her in there.

[batman2883]

No they had nicole richie again

[TOP-CHERRY]

I remember Jessica saying she's never really liked her body, and that she thinks she's a little overweight.

I dunno...

[1369]

No they had nicole richie again

I remember that (Now THAT'S someone who really needs a sammich), but thought thay had pics of others who had dropped significant weight and Jessica was one of those.

If not, I retract that she needs to gain 30 pounds and, much like TLong states about domesticated farm animals, I would indeed hit that but she would have to wait her turn if Catherine Bell was available as Catherine has much nicer curves.

[batman2883]

She always said that cause she came from an overweight family but her ass is so hot, man i swear if she gained weight i would go out there and workout with her...and make her lose it but i would still love her when she was fat.

[1Parker1]

She always said that cause she came from an overweight family but her ass is so hot, man i swear if she gained weight i would go out there and workout with her...and make her lose it but i would still love her when she was fat.


If you would still love her if she was fat.......why would you want to change her and maker her lose weight? :eyebrows :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

If you would still love her if she was fat.......why would you want to change her and maker her lose weight? :eyebrows :lol

There are varying degrees of love... no love is absolute, unless you count love for your football team or maybe a kid or two.

In other words, if you want someone to love you almost unconditionally, don't give them a reason not to.

[1Parker1]

There are varying degrees of love... no love is absolute, unless you count love for your football team or maybe a kid or two.

In other words, if you want someone to love you almost unconditionally, don't give them a reason not to.


:lol Yes, God forbid the woman you marry ever gets fat........there's a real reason to stop loving someone!

[SWC Bonfire]

:lol Yes, God forbid the woman you marry ever gets fat........there's a real reason to stop loving someone!

Well, I didn't say that I would stop loving her, but who would you love more: a woman who thought well enough of herself and actually wants to look as good as she can (within reason, I'm not talking plastic surgery here) for her husband; or one who says, he's got to take me as I am and love me unconditionally?

[1Parker1]

I personally don't love women that way......I'm straight :)

But getting back on topic, I'm not married (nor have I ever been), but I'd like to believe that when I do, my husband would love me unconditionally and for who I am, not what I look like to other people.

[SWC Bonfire]

I'd like to believe that when I do, my husband would love me unconditionally and for who I am, not what I look like to other people.

Well, there is a reason that divorce is so prevalent in society. Unconditional love is something you heard in a fairy tale.

I don't make the rules, that's just the way it is.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Well, I didn't say that I would stop loving her, but who would you love more: a woman who thought well enough of herself and actually wants to look as good as she can (within reason, I'm not talking plastic surgery here) for her husband; or one who says, he's got to take me as I am and love me unconditionally?
I agree w/ all of it except the part about "for her husband". The main reason for a women to lose weight should be for herself. If the husband doesn't like it, he can hit the road.

[TOP-CHERRY]

.

Doube post; sorry. By the way, how the hell do you delete a post? Can't find the button.

[SWC Bonfire]

If the husband doesn't like it, he can hit the road.

Wonder why the divorce rate is over 50%?

[1Parker1]

I agree w/ all of it except the part about "for her husband". The main reason for a women to lose weight should be for herself. If the husband doesn't like it, he can hit the road.


:tu Yep, I can agree with that. She should want to lose weight just to stay healthy or fit or whatever...not because her husband is threatening to leave her if she doesn't lose it and certainly not because society tries to sell her the idea that being thin=being happy and beautiful.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Wonder why the divorce rate is over 50%?
Women shouldn't settle for a guy who treats her like crap or who thinks she's inferior to other women more fit than her. I don't see anything wrong with divorcing those kinds of people.

[batman2883]

If you would still love her if she was fat.......why would you want to change her and maker her lose weight? :eyebrows :lol


because if i got with her when she was fine then she better stay fine or ill dump her ass for the next fine woman that looks like her....i have a rep to uphold.....lol j/k

[1Parker1]

Wonder why the divorce rate is over 50%?


You know what's ironic. I just read a stat somewhere the other day that said that divorce rates in America are somewhere over 50%, yet in countries such as India...where many get arranged marriages...they have a divorce rate of something like 1%.

[1Parker1]

because if i got with her when she was fine then she better stay fine or ill dump her ass for the next fine woman that looks like her....i have a rep to uphold.....lol j/k


:lol I say ur rep needs changing.

[TOP-CHERRY]

because if i got with her when she was fine then she better stay fine or ill dump her ass for the next fine woman that looks like her....i have a rep to uphold.....lol j/k
Hope you feel the same way when you get old and fat and your girl leaves your ass.

[SWC Bonfire]

...not because her husband is threatening to leave her if she doesn't lose it

Well, if it's already gotten to that point then it's pretty much over with, anyway. She better have some other redeeming qualities other than being beautiful (although the more beautiful she is/was, the less likely that she does).

[TOP-CHERRY]

You know what's ironic. I just read a stat somewhere the other day that said that divorce rates in America are somewhere over 50%, yet in countries such as India...where many get arranged marriages...they have a divorce rate of something like 1%.
Women are more suppressed there.

[SWC Bonfire]

Women shouldn't settle for a guy who treats her like crap or who thinks she's inferior to other women more fit than her. I don't see anything wrong with divorcing those kinds of people.

She shouldn't marry someone like that in the first place. :tu

[TOP-CHERRY]

She shouldn't marry someone like that in the first place. :tu
How would she know how he feels about fat women if he meets her thin?

[1Parker1]

Women are more suppressed there.


Suppressed? What about the Indians who live in America?! That stat includes them also....

[1Parker1]

Hope you feel the same way when you get old and fat and your girl leaves your ass.


:lol :owned

[TOP-CHERRY]

Suppressed? What about the Indians who live in America?! That stat includes them also....
Same culture.

[SWC Bonfire]

How would she know how he feels about fat women if he meets her thin?

Maybe she shouldn't increase in size 150% and that won't be an issue.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Maybe she shouldn't increase in size 150% and that won't be an issue.
Same goes for guys, sweetheart. You think they're immune to getting old, fat, and sloppy?

[1Parker1]

Now I'm curious SW........is this view you have a double standard? Same goes for the guy? Like if you get married to some chick and you end up gaining like 50 pounds when you hit 40 or 50 and she stops loving you because of that?

[1Parker1]

Same goes for guys, sweetheart. You think they're immune to getting old, fat, and sloppy?


:) Great minds think alike Top-Cherry!

[TOP-CHERRY]

Now I'm curious SW........is this view you have a double standard? Same goes for the guy? Like if you get married to some chick and you end up gaining like 50 pounds when you hit 40 or 50 and she stops loving you because of that?
Exacto.

I'd like to see him think it's not her lady's fault she leaves him if he gets big.

[1369]

Same goes for guys, sweetheart. You think they're immune to getting old, fat, and sloppy?

What you call old, fat, and sloppy society calls "distinguished". Guys are allowed that since they have to work for a living and support the wives.

[TOP-CHERRY]

:) Great minds think alike Top-Cherry!
Woot! :)

[TOP-CHERRY]

What you call old, fat, and sloppy society calls "distinguished". Guys are allowed that since they have to work for a living and support the wives.
Distinguished? You're kidding me.

Something tells me we're gonna get into a "housewife vs. job" argument...

[SWC Bonfire]

Same goes for guys, sweetheart. You think they're immune to getting old, fat, and sloppy?

Nope. Same thing, although most women I know don't care as much as guys do about their partner's size.

We're not talking about gaining 10 lbs here. We're talking about women gaining 40+ pounds when married.

[1369]

Distinguished? You're kidding me.

Said with tongue firmly planted in cheek.


Something tells me we're gonna get into a "housewife vs. job" argument...

My wife is a housewife/stay at home mom/etc, trust me, her job is much tougher then mine.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I don't know. I've never been fat, so I wouldn't know what the motives are or how or why they get fat. And I could understand husbands not wanting to have a fat spouse...

I just think it shouldn't be reason for ridicule to the point where the wife's self esteem drops so much, everything she does is uncomfortable for her.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I mean, what kind of a life is that?

[batman2883]

Hope you feel the same way when you get old and fat and your girl leaves your ass.


Im gonna be well off no girl will ever leave me sorry.....

[SWC Bonfire]

Im gonna be well off no girl will ever leave me sorry.....

They will once they find a good divorce lawyer...

[TOP-CHERRY]

Im gonna be well off no girl will ever leave me sorry.....
Spoken like a true machista. :tu

[sa_butta]

I don't know. I've never been fat, so I wouldn't know what the motives are or how or why they get fat. And I could understand husbands not wanting to have a fat spouse...

I just think it shouldn't be reason for ridicule to the point where the wife's self esteem drops so much, everything she does is uncomfortable for her.If my wife got fat I would encourage her to exercise and eat less fast foods. Ive never been fat either so I have no idea what it is like but I am pretty slender.

[1Parker1]

I don't know. I've never been fat, so I wouldn't know what the motives are or how or why they get fat. And I could understand husbands not wanting to have a fat spouse...

I just think it shouldn't be reason for ridicule to the point where the wife's self esteem drops so much, everything she does is uncomfortable for her.


My thinking is this. I, for one, do agree partially to the whole overweight thing. I've never really gone out and/or was interested in a guy who's overweight or doesn't dress good (at least what I think is good) or one who's a little on the "nerdy side" etc etc. However, I'm 22 years old. I'd like to believe that once I actually get married to someone, these superficial expectations would change. You marry someone because you like the person they are inside....not just because they're hot or whatever. And once you get married, their appearance can and will change over time........however, as long as who they are inside doesn't change and as long as they still remind you of the same person you met and fell in love with...then it should be ok. That's called unconditional love, SWC.

[batman2883]

Spoken like a true machista. :tu


Im going to school to become a lawyer they can try all they want i would never let half my shit go, especially with me not living in Texas after graduation

[1Parker1]

Im gonna be well off no girl will ever leave me sorry.....


Speaking of which..........sorry Batman, but I'm gonna have to dump your ass, I've found someone better :)

[batman2883]

someone better than me??

[batman2883]

If i lose another girl to Vin Diesel im gonna shoot his ass

[1Parker1]

Im going to school to become a lawyer they can try all they want i would never let half my shit go, especially with me not living in Texas after graduation


:lol You know what's sad. I'm applying to law school right now and I'm thinking about being a family/divorce lawyer.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I think I'm guilty of being biased against fat people. I couldn't see myself marrying a fat guy... although anything can happen when you fall hard for someone.

BUT... if my husband BECAME fat, it wouldn't be reason for divorce, if I still felt the same love for him. I also wouldn't ridicule him.

[1Parker1]

If i lose another girl to Vin Diesel im gonna shoot his ass


Vin Diesel? :vomit

[1Parker1]

I think I'm guilty of being biased against fat people. I couldn't see myself marrying a fat guy... although anything can happen when you fall hard for someone.

BUT... if my husband BECAME fat, it wouldn't be reason for divorce, if I still felt the same love for him. I also wouldn't ridicule him.


:tu Exactly. It's like we're one person Top-Cherry. You're a very smart chica!

[batman2883]

:lol You know what's sad. I'm applying to law school right now and I'm thinking about being a family/divorce lawyer.


we were meant for each other......damn thats nuts well good luck with that, make sure you apply at every law school possible...

[TOP-CHERRY]

Vin Diesel? :vomit
:wow

[batman2883]

:tu Exactly. It's like we're one person Top-Cherry. You're a very smart chica!

I talk a lot of smack but i wouldnt leave a girl for getting fat as long as it isnt yokozuna fat thats just horrible it shoes no self respect, i would leave a girl for that bigness......im shallow but not too shallow

[TOP-CHERRY]

:tu Exactly. It's like we're one person Top-Cherry. You're a very smart chica!
Right back at'cha, girly! ;)

[batman2883]

Right back at'cha, girly! ;)


This thread is getting to feminine im outta hurr

[SWC Bonfire]

You marry someone because you like the person they are inside....not just because they're hot or whatever.

True. But a lot of people obviously don't.


And once you get married, their appearance can and will change over time........however, as long as who they are inside doesn't change and as long as they still remind you of the same person you met and fell in love with...then it should be ok. That's called unconditional love, SWC.

Well, what if she doesn't stay the same person inside? Unconditional love says you still have to love her no matter what. So if she nags nonstop and is twice the size she was when you first got together, unconditional love says you have to love her the same amount that you did when she was a joy to be around, was 110 lbs, dressed up nicely, and never let you see her without her makeup on. :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

Well... it's the husband's fault for not getting to know her better before committing.

:lol

[SWC Bonfire]

Well... it's the husband's fault for not getting to know her better before committing.

:lol

So it's the HUSBAND'S fault for not noticing that she was purposely deceiving him... right. :tu

[TOP-CHERRY]

So it's the HUSBAND'S fault for not noticing that she was purposely deceiving him... right. :tu
He should see how she interacts w/ her family, friends, other people.

I had a friend who was dating a really bitchy girl, (when they were friends, she wouldn't act that way). They dated, and she started acting really bitchy and annoying, and he STILL married her.

His fault.

[SWC Bonfire]

He should see how she interacts w/ her family, friends, other people.

I had a friend who was dating a really bitchy girl, (when they were friends, she wouldn't act that way). They dated, and she started acting really bitchy and annoying, and he STILL married her.

His fault.

Well... his fault.

Never date a girl who doesn't have many friends of her own, or one who says she gets along better with friends who are guys than with her girlfriends.

[TOP-CHERRY]

or one who says she gets along better with friends who are guys than with her girlfriends.
:lol

[SWC Bonfire]

:lol

Step on some toes there, did I? :lol

My observation is not that she'll cheat on you - the reason she gets along better with guys is because she is a user and flaunts her attractiveness to get what she wants from these guys. In exchange, they get to be her "friends".

See also the entry for Girls from Dallas.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Step on some toes there, did I? :lol

My observation is not that she'll cheat on you - the reason she gets along better with guys is because she is a user and flaunts her attractiveness to get what she wants from these guys. In exchange, they get to be her "friends".

See also the entry for Girls from Dallas.
I can't be friends with guys because I immediately think they're gonna ruin it by asking me out.

...And it isn't unfounded, because it's happened to me.

But I've always thought guy friends are way better than girl friends. They're more loyal, they don't act like bitches, they don't lie to you... They don't hurt you...

Yeah.

[SWC Bonfire]

But I've always thought guy friends are way better than girl friends. They're more loyal, they don't act like bitches, they don't lie to you... They don't hurt you...

Because...


they're gonna ruin it by asking me out.

[TOP-CHERRY]

...anyway, my point was: don't assume that girls w/ more guy friends than girl friends are cheaters/flirts

[TOP-CHERRY]

Because...
Because what?

[Marklar MM]

I find that girls can be :makemyday :devil

[SWC Bonfire]

My point was: assume girls with more guy friends than girl friends aren't able to interact with other women on a normal basis, and therefore can't be very healthy emotionally. These problems will get dumped on ME or rear their head in some sort of ugly fashion.

Wish I could say that I was wrong, but it's been proven over and over and over... sometimes you just have to recognize the warning sign and detour.

[TOP-CHERRY]

My point was: assume girls with more guy friends than girl friends aren't able to interact with other women on a normal basis, and therefore can't be very healthy emotionally. These problems will get dumped on ME or rear their head in some sort of ugly fashion.

Good point. Never thought of it that way.

[SWC Bonfire]

Because what?

Because you don't bitch, and (overtly :lol) lie to someone you want to ask out.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Because you don't bitch, and (overtly :lol) lie to someone you want to ask out.
Oh.

:D

[TOP-CHERRY]

I've officially lost faith in guy friends.

[SWC Bonfire]

I've officially lost faith in guy friends.

Unless they're named Blair and can decorate the inside of your house...:lol

[Marklar MM]

Unless they're named Blair and can decorate the inside of your house...:lol

Want to go out some time?

[TOP-CHERRY]

:lmao

[SWC Bonfire]

Want to go out some time?

You need to find Gay ABC... :lol

[1369]

Step on some toes there, did I? :lol

My observation is not that she'll cheat on you - the reason she gets along better with guys is because she is a user and flaunts her attractiveness to get what she wants from these guys. In exchange, they get to be her "friends".

See also the entry for Girls from Dallas.

After one laughs so hard that Copenhagen moves through the nasal cavity and onto a laptop keyboard, an acute burning sensation about the eyes and nose will occur.

Girls from Dallas....classic.

Spent some time in Deep Ellum did you?

[SWC Bonfire]

After one laughs so hard that Copenhagen moves through the nasal cavity and onto a laptop keyboard, an acute burning sensation about the eyes and nose will occur.

Girls from Dallas....classic.

Spent some time in Deep Ellum did you?

Glad I could entertain... if you get nasal cancer from such an episode, cut me into some of the class-action lawsuit money. :lol

Yep, this is a particular problem - I don't think it is by any means confined to Dallas in particular, just a prime location for case studies.:tu

[Marklar MM]

You need to find Gay ABC... :lol

No, I want to go out with you, and only you.

[SWC Bonfire]

No, I want to go out with you, and only you.

Here is a case when you need a "real woman". :lol

[Marklar MM]

Here is a case when you need a "real woman". :lol

The doll doesn't work anymore. :depressed

[SWC Bonfire]

The doll doesn't work anymore. :depressed

Sorry to hear that, bud. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

You guys realize that you have now been bumped to #3, by another Real Woman named Katrina?

[TOP-CHERRY]

SWC Bonfire, did you study psychology? You'd be good at it.

[1Parker1]

You guys realize that you have now been bumped to #3, by another Real Woman named Katrina?

:lol Shoog....this isn't a contest! Jeez...........

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, yes it is.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

all i know is that shoogarbear LOVES real women

[SWC Bonfire]

SWC Bonfire, did you study psychology? You'd be good at it.

No, but an extremely distant relative was considered the father of modern psychology. (It also was thought by some that he sold his soul to the devil :lol)

[SWC Bonfire]

Perhaps those seeking help should seek a qualified professional

http://www.kataweb.it/speciali/images/blog/lucy.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm shocked at the quality of SWC's insight into marriage/realtionship/ft/old/weight matters......

:wow

[ObiwanGinobili]

BTW- 40+ pounds is OK to gain after marriage if you started out below weight.

My husband always says i was a sickly skeletol mess when he married me.. but he married me anyway casue he loved me and thought he could fatten me up. :lmao

[SWC Bonfire]

I'm shocked at the quality of SWC's insight into marriage/realtionship/ft/old/weight matters......

:wow

Why are you shocked???

Women know everything about how men behave. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Why are you shocked???

Women know everything about how men behave. :lol


yes thats true.

but men are usually idiots. :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

yes thats true.

but men are usually idiots. :lol

Well, I've noticed that certain types of women act the same.

Unfortunately, I know to avoid them mostly from prior experience.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well, I've noticed that certain types of women act the same.

Unfortunately, I know to avoid them mostly from prior experience.


oh, you mean unintelligent bimbo snot faced spolied brats???

i liek to think of them as a different species.. i don;t include them i nthe "women" group. they are aliens from Mars and must be anilated.

[SWC Bonfire]

OB/GYNobili, did you watch the "Rome" coverage on the History channel last night? A woman was providing commentary and said that "woman have been oppressed throughout the centuries" and basically equated the rape of the Sabine women with the oppression that women now are under when they see a magazine ad.

Please. :rolleyes Most women I know have their men by the balls.:lol

[SWC Bonfire]

Incidentally, this is an awesome painting if you ever have the chance to go see it:

http://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/cgi-bin/WebObjects.dll/CollectionPublisher.woa/wa/work?workNumber=NG38

[ObiwanGinobili]

OB/GYNobili, did you watch the "Rome" coverage on the History channel last night? A woman was providing commentary and said that "woman have been oppressed throughout the centuries" and basically equated the rape of the Sabine women with the oppression that women now are under when they see a magazine ad.

Please. :rolleyes Most women I know have their men by the balls.:lol


no I missed it .. i was out all day with my mom and exhausted... I was in bed by 9.. :oops
actaully my daughter is STILL sleeping and she's usually up at 7.


:lol @ that painting..a rape puic with no actual rapes in it. classic.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm shocked at the quality of SWC's insight into marriage/realtionship/ft/old/weight matters......

:wow
I was too!

[ObiwanGinobili]

speak of the devil....

Isabella just woke up.
and man is she in a really good mood. (thank god)

[ObiwanGinobili]

I was too!


:lol

[BigDaddyMatty]

just got finished watching The O.C. and Reunion from last night on my Tivo. O.C. was good, but Reunion was bad ass. You guys should watch those shows.

[ObiwanGinobili]

if you like the OC then that cool - for you.

but i can't stand that kinda 90210 wannabe crap television.

[TOP-CHERRY]

just got finished watching The O.C. and Reunion from last night on my Tivo. O.C. was good, but Reunion was bad ass. You guys should watch those shows.
One Tree Hill > The O.C.

;)

[BigDaddyMatty]

i watched one tree hill for a couple eps it's first season. didn't like it too much.

[TOP-CHERRY]

The first season sucked. Now, I'm addicted to it.

[BigDaddyMatty]

if you like the OC then that cool - for you.

but i can't stand that kinda 90210 wannabe crap television.
I guess when someone reaches a certain age, they get tired of that kind of television.

[BigDaddyMatty]

The first season sucked. Now, I'm addicted to it.
when is it on?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Wednesdays @ 7

[TOP-CHERRY]

if you like the OC then that cool - for you.

but i can't stand that kinda 90210 wannabe crap television.
I watch the O.C occasionally. But it is a lot like 90210... They're all rich kids.
One Tree Hill is about kids in a very small town.

[BigDaddyMatty]

Lost is my fav show though.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I stopped watching that show... don't know why.

Are they still stuck in the island? :D

[ObiwanGinobili]

my fav "new" shows (less then 3 seasons) are:

LOST
House
Battlestar Galactica
Entourage
Boston Legal


I've seen OneTreeHill a few times.. but i think it conflicts with something else that hubby watches...

[Horry For 3!]

My fav show is....Howard Stern. :)

[SWC Bonfire]

I don't have a favorite TV show... or one that I routinely watch.

I generally end up tivo'ing old movies or BBC documentaries on the History channel.

[Horry For 3!]

I watch Sports & Howard Stern.

[SWC Bonfire]

Howard Stern is horrible...

[Horry For 3!]

Not really, I like to look at the girls. :)

[Horry For 3!]

I wouldn't listen to him on the Radio but I like the show.

[SWC Bonfire]

Even the parade of hot girls isn't reason enough to watch/listen to him.

And some of the girls are pretty damn skanky.

[Horry For 3!]

It is funny and good stuff though. Artie cracks me up.

[ObiwanGinobili]

My fav show is....Howard Stern. :)


I grew tired of that years ago..
I'm all for free speech.. but this guy is gettign old and pathetic.
He was way more entertaining when he ws still married.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't have a favorite TV show... or one that I routinely watch.

I generally end up tivo'ing old movies or BBC documentaries on the History channel.


History channel fucking ROCKS! :smokin

[SWC Bonfire]

You mean real women don't watch WE or Oxygen or Lifetime? :lol

[Mixability]

My fav show is....Howard Stern. :)

:vomit

[Shelly]

I grew tired of that years ago..
I'm all for free speech.. but this guy is gettign old and pathetic.
He was way more entertaining when he ws still married.


I agree. Once he got divorced, he went downhill. Also, when Jackie left. We have some old Channel 9 tv shows taped from the late '80's-early '90s. OMFG were those hilarious!

[Marklar MM]

Melissa Theuriau
http://www.teamgsb.com/melissa.htm

[Shelly]

Melissa Theuriau
http://www.teamgsb.com/melissa.htm


I agree! I think she's beautiful.

[SpursWoman]

You mean real women don't watch WE or Oxygen or Lifetime? :lol


No Lifetime or WE for me....I'm usually watching Overhaulin' or Mythbusters....something like that.

But typically I'm around the house somewhere cleaning something.

*shrugs*


:fro

[Marklar MM]

Ghost Hunters

[SWC Bonfire]

But typically I'm around the house somewhere cleaning something.

*shrugs*


A (Real) Woman's work is never done, eh SW?:lol

[Shelly]

No Lifetime or WE for me....I'm usually watching Overhaulin' or Mythbusters....something like that.

But typically I'm around the house somewhere cleaning something.

*shrugs*


:fro

I admit that I get sucked into a bad Lifetime movie here and there. I'm especially fond of the teen angst ones.

[SpursWoman]

A (Real) Woman's work is never done, eh SW?:lol


I guess it could be if I didn't mind living in filth and wasn't border-line obsessive/compulsive about my immediate surrondings being clean.

:oops :lol

[SpursWoman]

I admit that I get sucked into a bad Lifetime movie here and there. I'm especially fond of the teen angst ones.


Those movies always make me cry....and I hate crying. :lol

[Shelly]

I guess it could be if I didn't mind living in filth and wasn't border-line obsessive/compulsive about my immdediate surrondings being clean.

:oops :lol

Can I hire you?

[SpursWoman]

Can I hire you?


I dunno...I'd be too afraid of the mess I'd come home to if I were gone for any length of time...... :wow :lol