Real Women

[travis2]

:lol cute.
actually I allready "mommed" in April'04..


it's pop like the timer on a turkey. whenever my belly button pops out we'll know I'm done.:lol

Just so long as no one sticks a fork in there, right? (Or anything else for that matter...:lol)

[TOP-CHERRY]

:lol cute.
actually I allready "mommed" in April'04..


it's pop like the timer on a turkey. whenever my belly button pops out we'll know I'm done.:lol
Wow! You're having a baby? Congrats!
Boy or girl? Names?

:)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Wow! You're having a baby? Congrats!
Boy or girl? Names?

:)


i'm sorry.. i must take a moment to laugh. :lmao :lmao
ok. i'm good now. (how could you miss the fact that I'm preggo? it's mentioned like 30 times a day and i have a signature of a preggo chick)

anyway:
YES!! :elephant :elephant I'm having a baby girl! She'll be my 2nd. Our 1st , Isabella, was born April '04.. she's 16 months.
This on will be named Eloisa Genevieve . She's due Oct.26th.. and I'm slightly afraid that I'll give birth on Halloween.. .that would suck.

[TheTruth]

Is it like an obligation that Texas citizens MUST be cowboy fans??
I don't think I've run into a fan of any other team ........
<-------Denver Broncos fan and a Texan

[Ishta]

<---------Washington Redskins fan, and a Texan too!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

WTG you non-cowboys fans!!

BTW_ throw me on whatever teams bandwagon you want casue I don't follow football. I only wath the super bowl.. and even then I mostly pay attention to just the last part of the 2nd qtr and the 4th qtr.

[SpursWoman]

So being a Cowboy fan because that's the only team (:flipoff @ the Oilers) around is bad?

You run into a lot of fans of the *local* team everywhere you go....not including fans of teams that have moved and carried their loyalty with them.

I've been a Cowboy's fan since birth, even though they currently suck egg yolks with ketchup. :)

[Horry For 3!]

I've been a Cowboys fan at birth as well but I also like the Titans :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

So being a Cowboy fan because that's the only team (:flipoff @ the Oilers) around is bad?

You run into a lot of fans of the *local* team everywhere you go....not including fans of teams that have moved and carried their loyalty with them.

I've been a Cowboy's fan since birth, even though they currently suck egg yolks with ketchup. :)


nooooooo. i never said that. sit back down and breathe.. in thru the nose out thru the mouth.
take a min.



are you ok? ok.

my point was : from people I've known they make it seem like a REQUIREMENT to be a Cowboys fan in texas....like you had no choice. I was just wondering if there WERE any fans of other teams around her e.. casue I've never met one.
I never said being a cowbaoys fan was dumb or stupid or whatever. It's just a stray thought casue truthfully I could give a rats ass what football team anyone roots for since I'm not into football and I only watch the superbowl.
(and even then it's 2 out of every 3 yrs that i tune in)

[Horry For 3!]

nooooooo. i never said that. sit back down and breathe.. in thru the nose out thru the mouth.
take a min.



are you ok? ok.

my point was : from people I've known they make it seem like a REQUIREMENT to be a Cowboys fan in texas....like you had no choice. I was just wondering if there WERE any fans of other teams around her e.. casue I've never met one.
I never said being a cowbaoys fan was dumb or stupid or whatever. It's just a stray thought casue truthfully I could give a rats ass what football team anyone roots for since I'm not into football and I only watch the superbowl.
(and even then it's 2 out of every 3 yrs that i tune in)
*ahem* I'm a Cowboys & Titans fan.

[ObiwanGinobili]

*ahem* I'm a Cowboys & Titans fan.
:lol

yes. you there.. with your hand up..
yes you.. uhmmm... *looks at seating chart* Horry For 3 ? is it?

yes.. uh huh.. so you like the Cowboys and the Titans??
Good. yes. yes. I've written it down.
thank you very much for your input Mr.3



ok. so on this board alone I've found fans for
Titans
Texans
Redskins
Broncos.

allright cool. :smokin

[TOP-CHERRY]

I was a Vickings fan for awhile... Then, when I realized we had no chance of landing that team to SA, I gave up on them. :lol

[TheTruth]

this thread has much more actual conversation going on than the quattro thread

[TOP-CHERRY]

i'm sorry.. i must take a moment to laugh. :lmao :lmao
ok. i'm good now. (how could you miss the fact that I'm preggo? it's mentioned like 30 times a day and i have a signature of a preggo chick)

anyway:
YES!! :elephant :elephant I'm having a baby girl! She'll be my 2nd. Our 1st , Isabella, was born April '04.. she's 16 months.
This on will be named Eloisa Genevieve . She's due Oct.26th.. and I'm slightly afraid that I'll give birth on Halloween.. .that would suck.
Heh.. yeah, I'm not a very observant person. ;)

[Kori Ellis]

(how could you miss the fact that I'm preggo? it's mentioned like 30 times a day and i have a signature of a preggo chick)

I don't mean to offend you, but you do realize that not everyone reads your posts, right?

You always act shocked when someone doesn't know something about you.

[TheTruth]

someones pregnant?

[Horry For 3!]

:lol

yes. you there.. with your hand up..
yes you.. uhmmm... *looks at seating chart* Horry For 3 ? is it?

yes.. uh huh.. so you like the Cowboys and the Titans??
Good. yes. yes. I've written it down.
thank you very much for your input Mr.3



ok. so on this board alone I've found fans for
Titans
Texans
Redskins
Broncos.

allright cool. :smokin
:elephant I was pretty pissed when Kevin Dyson got stopped by Mike Jones. Missed winning the Superbowl by 1 fucking yard! :rolleyes

[Horry For 3!]

I was a Vickings fan for awhile... Then, when I realized we had no chance of landing that team to SA, I gave up on them. :lol
Vickings? I could tell you weren't much of a fan :lol

Vikings...

[SWC Bonfire]

... I have a signature of a preggo chick

How'd you get one with a basketball in it? A Shawn Kemp messageboard?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Vickings? I could tell you weren't much of a fan :lol

Vikings...
:D

[samikeyp]

"vickings" :lol

actually in SA, while its safe to assume the majority of football fans are Cowboys fans, quite a few are Texans fans as well. Personally I like both teams as long as they are not playing each other...when they do, I defer to the Cowboys since they are the team I have rooted for them since birth. With all the military people we have here and people that retire here...there are a lot of fans of other teams. If you go to Fatso's Sports Garden on NFL sundays you will find that there are sections of fans representing all different teams. I don't go there personally because the food was substandard and the service was worse but if you are jonesing for a non-Cowboys or non-Texans game...that is a good place to go as is Hooters. They will usually accomodates requests for specific games.

[Horry For 3!]

It would be nice if San Antonio had a NFL team but I don't think that will happen anytime soon. :depressed

[SpursWoman]

my point was : from people I've known they make it seem like a REQUIREMENT to be a Cowboys fan in texas....like you had no choice.


And you believed them?

[samikeyp]

I've been a Cowboy's fan since birth, even though they currently suck egg yolks with ketchup.

amen. :)

[TOP-CHERRY]

Ah well.. I'd rather the Spurs be champs and Cowboys suck, than Cowboys be champs and Spurs suck.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't mean to offend you, but you do realize that not everyone reads your posts, right?

You always act shocked when someone doesn't know something about you.


i always act shocked? thats weird. i don't think I've even had that thought before this.
TOP-CHERRY has been chatting w/ me and everyone on this thread and I do have a pregnant chick in my sig. So it was funny for like 5 secounds and I laughed in my response to her.

meanwhile back at the ranch................. :angel

[ObiwanGinobili]

How'd you get one with a basketball in it? A Shawn Kemp messageboard?


no I made that chick from scratch.
shawn kemp message board? does such a thing exist? :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

and I do have a pregnant chick in my sig.
I didn't notice the belly.

:p

[ObiwanGinobili]

I've been a Cowboy's fan since birth, even though they currently suck egg yolks with ketchup. :)


god! :lmao
can't believe I missed that!!!
Ewwwww! :voimt if we refrence that all day i will seriously lose my appetite!:lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

no I made that chick from scratch.

Mom's got skillzzzz!

[Kori Ellis]

i always act shocked? thats weird. i don't think I've even had that thought before this.
TOP-CHERRY has been chatting w/ me and everyone on this thread and I do have a pregnant chick in my sig

It's no big deal but you've done it before. And by the way, a lot of people have signatures turned off -- so they have no idea what your signature looks like.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I didn't notice the belly.

:p


:lol
ya know, I was thinking that the belly should be bigger....liek every month make it bigger .. till the poor thing POPs. :lmao

is that messed up?

[SpursWoman]

You always act shocked when someone doesn't know something about you.


Considering how much she's bared to us all I kinda am, too. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

It's no big deal

:tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

Considering how much she's bared to us all I kinda am, too. :)


see? now the mere sight of that smiley has me thinking of ketchup running into my egg yolk. :oops

[Horry For 3!]

I didn't notice the belly.

:p
Me either. It just looks regular.

[Kori Ellis]

Considering how much she's bared to us all I kinda am, too. :)

Yeah that's the other thing that she was shocked about that someone didn't know.

"What? You don't know what I look like??"

[TOP-CHERRY]

:lol
ya know, I was thinking that the belly should be bigger....liek every month make it bigger .. till the poor thing POPs. :lmao

is that messed up?
Nah. You poor thing are gonna pop anyway, so might as well make the chick pop with ya.

;)

[Horry For 3!]

Yeah that's the other thing that she was shocked about that someone didn't know.

"What? You don't know what I look like??"
You know what I look like! haha

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yeah that's the other thing that she was shocked about that someone didn't know.

"What? You don't know what I look like??"


ohhh that.
Sorry. I had resolved to remove GiG from my memory.

[ObiwanGinobili]

You know what I look like! haha


In my mind you are BIg Shot Rob :fro

[TOP-CHERRY]

Big Shot Bobby...

:lol Oh man, I'll never forget Timmy saying that in the interview.

[Horry For 3!]

In my mind you are BIg Shot Rob :fro
Well actually anyone could know what I look like...I have a picture of me in my profile :lol

[TheTruth]

someones pregnant? congrats.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well actually anyone could know what I look like...I have a picture of me in my profile :lol


but if I looked at your picture it would shatter my long held belief that you are Horry. :lmao

[Horry For 3!]

but if I looked at your picture it would shatter my long held belief that you are Horry. :lmao
Well if you look to the left, I'm Rob. If you look to the right, I'm Josh. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'll close my left eye.

[Horry For 3!]

I'll close my left eye.
I mis-typed it, you mean right. :)

[Horry For 3!]

Fo shizzle.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I mis-typed it, you mean right. :)


too late . :oops
you bastard.
:lol

[Horry For 3!]

too late . :oops
you bastard.
:lol
Damn, you saw the scary me. Too bad :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

:lol
ya know, I was thinking that the belly should be bigger....liek every month make it bigger .. till the poor thing POPs. :lmao

is that messed up?


no its not messed up
in fact you could also make the titties bigger too if you want

[Horry For 3!]

no its not messed up
in fact you could also make the titties bigger too if you want
True

[ShoogarBear]

I was a Vickings fan for awhile... Then, when I realized we had no chance of landing that team to SA, I gave up on them. :lol

Is that the same as a Atlanta Falcons fan?

Would Falcon fans also be called "Mexicans"?

[ObiwanGinobili]

man.
now i want some sugarsnaps.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't mean to offend you, but you do realize that not everyone reads your posts, right?

You always act shocked when someone doesn't know something about you.

And you are who? :)

[iminlakerland]

alright ladies...the other thread is fallin apart at the seems...this is our point of attack! CHARGE :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!















uhm. thats the sound of me charging... :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Isabella just went down for her afternoon nap .. nad i can't decide betwwen making cinamon cookies or peanut butter cookies..... so i've got free time.

Let's get too it Lakerland!!

[iminlakerland]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!


uhm. thats the sound of me charging... :lol

lol i thought you were making a turned on sound like rollin ur tongue tryin to say rrrrrrrrrrr i didnt see the two aa's in there lol! :lol

[iminlakerland]

mmmmm cinnamon cookies!

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol
I'll add more A's next time..


yeah I'm leaning toward Cinnamon.....
I don;t have any choco chips or oatmeal.. so my only choices are cinnamon, sugar or peanutbutter...

[ObiwanGinobili]

whne i'm turned on you'll know it cause I'll say :

GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


but hats just an example.. I'm not turned on right now.

[Horry For 3!]

I'll take some Oatmeal cookies, please :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'll take some Oatmeal cookies, please :)


dang it! those are the ones I really want to make.. but i HAVE NO OATMEAL. :(
Stop taunting me!

[Horry For 3!]

dang it! those are the ones I really want to make.. but i HAVE NO OATMEAL. :(
Stop taunting me!
I have some oatmeal if you will make it? I'm not the baking type...:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah.. just stick it in your transporter and beam it over. :lmao

[Horry For 3!]

yeah.. just stick it in your transporter and beam it over. :lmao
I'll send it through e-mail :smokin

[Horry For 3!]

Actually I could bring it to you but I don't feel like driving an hour or so to SA. lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

have you seen where they are trying to invent a fox/copier that prints out "things"??
like taste samples for cake and pizza or scent samples ofr candles while your shopping online?



I know there is allready a machine that can duplicate anything (doornob, missing piece of the remote control) that it scans.. but it's prohibitivly expensive.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Actually I could bring it to you but I don't feel like driving an hour or so to SA. lol


hell i have to get the mail and I don't feel like walking down to the box. :fro


you know you could make a bowl of oatmeal... it takes 90 secounds i nthe micro.. then you can stir in cinamon and raisens.

[Horry For 3!]

have you seen where they are trying to invent a fox/copier that prints out "things"??
like taste samples for cake and pizza or scent samples ofr candles while your shopping online?



I know there is allready a machine that can duplicate anything (doornob, missing piece of the remote control) that it scans.. but it's prohibitivly expensive.
Nope, never heard anything about it.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i remeber seeing a news bit about it awhile back.. just was wondering ifthey ever went any further on that.

[SWC Bonfire]

They're called rapid prototyping machines. Basically, it lays down layers of plastic until it creates a finished part using a file from a computer assisted manufacturing program.

[Horry For 3!]

hell i have to get the mail and I don't feel like walking down to the box. :fro


you know you could make a bowl of oatmeal... it takes 90 secounds i nthe micro.. then you can stir in cinamon and raisens.
I want Oatmeal cookies though.

[ObiwanGinobili]

They're called rapid prototyping machines. Basically, it lays down layers of plastic until it creates a finished part using a file from a computer assisted manufacturing program.


yeah. those are freaking awesome...
It;s be great if they had them in shops and you could bring in your broken bits and get them replaced.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I want Oatmeal cookies though.


learn to bake. :princess

[Horry For 3!]

learn to bake. :princess
I know how, i'm just lazy :lol

[Flea]

Yum, cookies.

Which ones did you make?

[Flea]

Real women don't kill their small children who have driven them insane all day.

[Horry For 3!]

Real women don't kill their small children who have driven them insane all day.
I'd hope so.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Real women don't kill their small children who have driven them insane all day.
Don't judge, Judy.
;)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yum, cookies.

Which ones did you make?


neither! :lol
I made cinnamon snaps! :princess yum yum......


they went well with the natural high I got from getting one over on CVS with my super coupons.....
2 packs of diapers and a free baby blanket.. with my extra care card and 2 manufactuer's coupons and the CVS coupon I got in the mail for any purpose: I only spent $12
[/ evil laugh]

[Horry For 3!]

neither! :lol
I made cinnamon snaps! :princess yum yum......


they went well with the natural high I got from getting one over on CVS with my super coupons.....
2 packs of diapers and a free baby blanket.. with my extra care card and 2 manufactuer's coupons and the CVS coupon I got in the mail for any purpose: I only spent $12
[/ evil laugh]
Uh oh Obiwan is back :lol

[Sense]

Is this how some people got 1000000 posts?


:lol

[Horry For 3!]

Is this how some people got 1000000 posts?


:lol
Sure?

[Mixability]

damn, i've finally read every single post of this thread, it took me about 4 hours at work and a couple hours here at home! moving on.... probably totally off topic...but what is this "black bar pic" that everyone mentions?

[Horry For 3!]

damn, i've finally read every single post of this thread, it took me about 4 hours at work and a couple hours here at home! moving on.... probably totally off topic...but what is this "black bar pic" that everyone mentions?
I have no idea.

[Sense]

Sure?


There's too many "chat" threads now...


It's irritating...

But I am guessing..

[Horry For 3!]

There's too many "chat" threads now...


It's irritating...

But I am guessing..
Just this one and Quattro are "chat" threads.

[Sense]

I'm begginning to see more than 2...

[Horry For 3!]

I'm begginning to see more than 2...
Don't know...but this beef jerky is damn good :elephant

[Sense]

I need a taco.... some frijoles and huevos or mixed... or frijoles con chorizo....

[Horry For 3!]

I'll take this beef jerky...:)

[Sense]

i'll give you some huevos

or some chorizo


You don't grow them kid.

[ObiwanGinobili]

damn, i've finally read every single post of this thread, it took me about 4 hours at work and a couple hours here at home! moving on.... probably totally off topic...but what is this "black bar pic" that everyone mentions?


it's a mystery. :hat

[ObiwanGinobili]

I need a taco.... some frijoles and huevos or mixed... or frijoles con chorizo....


huevos y papas... but only when it's cooked in pan after I've made some huevos con chorizo for Spursy......I like having a littel leftover grease in my taco.

yum yum.

[JoeChalupa]

huevos y papas... but only when it's cooked in pan after I've made some huevos con chorizo for Spursy......I like having a littel leftover grease in my taco.

yum yum.

That's what I'm talkin' about!

[TOP-CHERRY]

huevos y papas... but only when it's cooked in pan after I've made some huevos con chorizo for Spursy......I like having a littel leftover grease in my taco.

yum yum.
Checked your cholesterol lately, lady?

:wow

[ObiwanGinobili]

Checked your cholesterol lately, lady?

:wow


yes.. and it's surprisingly low. :smokin
just call it genetics!

[TOP-CHERRY]

Good for you. ;)

[thispego]

Just this one and Quattro are "chat" threads.
oh my god

[ObiwanGinobili]

but i do skim the fat layer off the top of my homemade chicken stock. Now that I can't handle.


the gristle on a steak however... poor it on sista!!!
:lol

[thispego]

i think im in love

[ObiwanGinobili]

i think im in love


i think you have to get inline behind CBF :lmao

[thispego]

oh man, he just likes you cause you talk about your enlarged breasts due to pregnancy

[TOP-CHERRY]

What's up with all these people professing their love for you?
Did you post pics of yourself somewhere?

:lol

[thispego]

TOP CHERRY.... did you READ her POST???? she EATS STEAK GRISTLE, and TACO GREASE

[Kori Ellis]

she EATS STEAK GRISTLE, and TACO GREASE

That's a provocative thing?

[TOP-CHERRY]

TOP CHERRY.... did you READ her POST???? she EATS STEAK GRISTLE, and TACO GREASE
Ah yes... boys. Sorry.

[thispego]

not provocative. a girl that eats like I eat and doesnt care about gaining weight because you wont? that's all im looking for in a girl really

[ObiwanGinobili]

What's up with all these people professing their love for you?
Did you post pics of yourself somewhere?

:lol


i'm mystified. :angel :lol

[Kori Ellis]

not provocative. a girl that eats like I eat and doesnt care about gaining weight because you wont? that's all im looking for in a girl really

Okay, that makes more sense. But why would you want to eat grisle? I could see eating the fat of a steak, but grisle? :vomit

[thispego]

Okay, that makes more sense. But why would you want to eat grisle? I could see eating the fat of a steak, but grisle? :vomit
that;s where all the excess flavor ends up.... the second best part of a steak dinner is not the baked potatoe... it is the girssle

[ObiwanGinobili]

Okay, that makes more sense. But why would you want to eat grisle? I could see eating the fat of a steak, but grisle? :vomit


yum yum yum..
it's crunchy/chewy/flavorfull/delicious.....
:elephant

[Ginofan]

yum yum yum..
it's crunchy/chewy/flavorfull/delicious.....
:elephant

That's worse than imagining egg yolk and ketchup together :vomit

[ObiwanGinobili]

That's worse than imagining egg yolk and ketchup together :vomit


yummy steak gristle and nasty ass ketchup with egg yolk shouldn't even be mentioned on the same page. shame. :vomit

:lol:lol

[thispego]

That's worse than imagining egg yolk and ketchup together :vomit
SICK!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

oh man, he just likes you cause you talk about your enlarged breasts due to pregnancy


no i like her cuz she's a texas homegrown preggo

the enlarged breasts are just a very acceptable bonus

it is pretty cool how obiwan also likes grease and grizzle

if it weren't for the black bar then she'd be the coolest real woman of all time

[Kori Ellis]

thispego, I uploaded that picture to our server and changed the URL. Now it works.

[thispego]

your awesome Kori, thanks

[ObiwanGinobili]

I have to post her eright now... "real women" was at the bottom of the page...
:wow

oh the horror.

[ObiwanGinobili]

if it weren't for the black bar then she'd be the coolest real woman of all time


well then i shall always be just this close >< to being the coolest real woman ever..... close >< but no cigar. :lol :princess

[ObiwanGinobili]

ahhhhh... Once again. Saved from the brink.

Did you people not see "real women" sliding off the page? HOw Could you ignore her cries for help?

[Spam]

I like a real woman who isn't shy to belt out a burp after chugging some beer and letting one rip after a nice Mexican meal.

[TOP-CHERRY]

^I doubt it.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I like a real woman who isn't shy to belt out a burp after chugging some beer and letting one rip after a nice Mexican meal.


you may say that,,, but if your date did it you'd freak out.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Real Women:

Fold laundry any damn way they please as long as the job gets done neatly. Thye don't cater to everyone's prefered folding style.
If you want your shit folded a different way (picky) fold it yourself.

[batman2883]

No soup for you!!!!!! Besides a woman is suppose to listen to her man, so if he says fold it different you better damn well fold it different

[batman2883]

you may say that,,, but if your date did it you'd freak out.


If my date burped id be like yes i got a keeper, but if she farted, man i'd be like "I think i hear my wife calling"

[Mixability]

No soup for you!!!!!! Besides a woman is suppose to listen to her man, so if he says fold it different you better damn well fold it different

I hope you're kidding!

[batman2883]

I hope you're kidding!


Kidding?? i never kid :king

[ObiwanGinobili]

No soup for you!!!!!! Besides a woman is suppose to listen to her man, so if he says fold it different you better damn well fold it different


:lmao :lmao... *awwwwwww pathetic.



This ain't the GAP damn it. :fro

[batman2883]

and dont forget to add the fabric softner....

[Mixability]

Kidding?? i never kid :king

Then I'm guessing you're not married, huh?

[ObiwanGinobili]

but if she farted, man i'd be like "I think i hear my wife calling"


you may not realize this.... but women fart all the time.
However, unlike men, God loves us and gave us the magical ability to let loose odorless silent farts when the occasion calls for it. :tu :elephant

[batman2883]

Nah of course not, but i do have a lovely g/f who lives with me (not getting married till i graduate from law school)

[travis2]

you may not realize this.... but women fart all the time.
However, unlike men, God loves us and gave us the magical ability to let loose odorless silent farts when the occasion calls for it. :tu :elephant

puh-leeeeeze...:lol

[Mixability]

Nah of course not, but i do have a lovely g/f who lives with me (not getting married till i graduate from law school)

Poor her... :lol

[batman2883]

you may not realize this.... but women fart all the time.
However, unlike men, God loves us and gave us the magical ability to let loose odorless silent farts when the occasion calls for it. :tu :elephant


Oh no i am perfectly aware of that, but im saying if she let it out like loud, id be like peace.

[ObiwanGinobili]

and dont forget to add the fabric softner....


fabric softener shmabric softener! ;)
thats for wimps!
You can't handle a little clean fresh crispness on your baby baby skin??? :rollin

[batman2883]

Poor her... :lol


She loves me what can i say, but this is how i work the relationship......I bring home the real cash flow, i pay for the apartment, i cook, and all i expect her to do is wash the dishes, and clean up a bit and do the laundry. Nothing wrong with that right?

[batman2883]

fabric softener shmabric softener! ;)
thats for wimps!
You can't handle a little clean fresh crispness on your baby baby skin??? :rollin


Of course not im only 22 i might start schaffing

[ObiwanGinobili]

She loves me what can i say, but this is how i work the relationship......I bring home the real cash flow, i pay for the apartment, i cook, and all i expect her to do is wash the dishes, and clean up a bit and do the laundry. Nothing wrong with that right?


well since you are cooking...... sounds like a fair trade.
it's equal distribution, since "cleaning up a bit" can involve alot more then you would originally plan on....

[Mixability]

Of course not im only 22 i might start schaffing

now knowing your age and lack of spelling skills, that explains alot :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Of course not im only 22 i might start schaffing


well then I'm guessing you don't wash with LAVA...
:lmao




yeah! I'm older then you! (24) :angel

[batman2883]

well i expect her to clean up a bit but she doesnt sometimes, she lets it sit there for a while, its funny cause when i lived at home with my parents i hated cleaning and doing stuff like that, but when i moved out i found out i was a closet perfectionist, i have to have everything neat and in order, or i cant enjoy myself at home.....i cant even finish watching a movie if i see a piece of lent or dush on my coffee tables

[batman2883]

well then I'm guessing you don't wash with LAVA...
:lmao




yeah! I'm older then you! (24) :angel



Lol Lava, no ma'am i wash with Old Spice Red Zone, (drives the girlies wild)

[batman2883]

now knowing your age and lack of spelling skills, that explains alot :lol


I normally spell perfectly i just didn't know how to spell schaffing my deepest apologies

[Mixability]

I normally spell perfectly i just didn't know how to spell schaffing my deepest apologies

Dude I was just kidding, it's a freakin forum, can't you take a joke? hence the ":lol "

[ObiwanGinobili]

We've got things pretty split even around here our selves:\

i do:
the baby baking
the baby raising
the breast feeding
the cooking
the cleaning (includes 2 bathrooms :vomit)
rinsing the dishes and puttign them away
folding the laundry
the bills/finacial planning
the family obligations stuff planning

Spursy Does:
a job
takes out the trash
washes the laundry
puts dishes in dishwasher
lifts heavy stuff
goes to store

[batman2883]

Dude I was just kidding, it's a freakin forum, can't you take a joke? hence the ":lol "

Joke??? whats this joke that you speak of??? i know not the meaning of a joke?

[ObiwanGinobili]

i cant even finish watching a movie if i see a piece of lent or dush on my coffee tables


i hate coffee tables. they are big collectors of crap. crap just gravitates to the coffee table.... plus I bang my shin on them. :flippoff stupid coffee tables.

[batman2883]

We've got things pretty split even around here our selves:\

i do:
the baby baking
the baby raising
the breast feeding
the cooking
the cleaning (includes 2 bathrooms :vomit)
rinsing the dishes and puttign them away
folding the laundry
the bills/finacial planning
the family obligations stuff planning

Spursy Does:
a job
takes out the trash
washes the laundry
puts dishes in dishwasher
lifts heavy stuff
goes to store


I gotta hand it to women, to breast feed, man i wouldnt be able to see my nipples crack and bleed....i'd probably faint

[ObiwanGinobili]

joke
n 1: a humorous anecdote or remark [syn: gag, laugh, jest,
jape, yak, wheeze]
2: activity characterized by good humor [syn: jest, jocularity]
3: a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement
[syn: antic, prank, trick, caper, put-on]
v 1: tell a joke; speak humorously; "He often jokes even when he
appears serious" [syn: jest]
2: act in a funny or teasing way [syn: jest]

[batman2883]

i hate coffee tables. they are big collectors of crap. crap just gravitates to the coffee table.... plus I bang my shin on them. :flippoff stupid coffee tables.


Lol sorry to hear that, i love mine though i have 2 end tables and one big coffee table, i use it to eat off of when i watch tv and eat....in fact i never use my kitchen table come to think of it

[ObiwanGinobili]

I gotta hand it to women, to breast feed, man i wouldnt be able to see my nipples crack and bleed....i'd probably faint


LANSINOH :spin

[batman2883]

joke
n 1: a humorous anecdote or remark [syn: gag, laugh, jest,
jape, yak, wheeze]
2: activity characterized by good humor [syn: jest, jocularity]
3: a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement
[syn: antic, prank, trick, caper, put-on]
v 1: tell a joke; speak humorously; "He often jokes even when he
appears serious" [syn: jest]
2: act in a funny or teasing way [syn: jest]

Aww thank you wise Obiwonginobili

[TheTruth]

a joke is something that should make you laugh

[ObiwanGinobili]

Lol sorry to hear that, i love mine though i have 2 end tables and one big coffee table, i use it to eat off of when i watch tv and eat....in fact i never use my kitchen table come to think of it


it's stuff like that leading to the deteriation of the American family. :depressed
If it;s not a HABIT to eat at the table with you significant other NOW, then it will not be a habit once you have children.
Everyone will just be eating when they feel like it where they feel like it .. all willy-nilly. No communication over a good meal with no TV.

all becasue that DAMN COFFEE TABLE has given you a convienace that you couldn't say no to.















:lmao :lmao

[Mixability]

I gotta hand it to women, to breast feed, man i wouldnt be able to see my nipples crack and bleed....i'd probably faint

Ow, thanks for the visual

[Mixability]

a joke is something that should make you laugh

emphasis on "should"

[batman2883]

it's stuff like that leading to the deteriation of the American family. :depressed
If it;s not a HABIT to eat at the table with you significant other NOW, then it will not be a habit once you have children.
Everyone will just be eating when they feel like it where they feel like it .. all willy-nilly. No communication over a good meal with no TV.

all becasue that DAMN COFFEE TABLE has given you a convienace that you couldn't say no to.

















:lmao :lmao

Ha ha ha ha ha i see you have a personal vendetta with coffee tables....

[batman2883]

Ow, thanks for the visual


Yeah i know i think i gave myself a visual

[ObiwanGinobili]

stop mentioning it... your giving me a visual.

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha sorry its nasty and it looks like it hurts

[Mixability]

someone please, change the subject...

[ObiwanGinobili]

someone please, change the subject...


i think i'm switching from milk chocolate to dark chocolate....

[Ginofan]

someone please, change the subject...

Random question of th day...how much change do you have in your purse or pocket?

I have $2.04 in the bottom of my purse.

[batman2883]

i think i'm switching from milk chocolate to dark chocolate....


LOL thats just funny

[batman2883]

Random question of th day...how much change do you have in your purse or pocket?

I have $2.04 in the bottom of my purse.

I dont have a purse but i have a penny in my pocket

[ObiwanGinobili]

Random question of th day...how much change do you have in your purse or pocket?

I have $2.04 in the bottom of my purse.


:lol
i actually don't have a purse either... but there is a nickel in the coin section of my wallet.. .and I have $6 in ones in the tiny stamp drawer of my desk.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well Hershey's just isn't cutting it for me anymore... so If I'm gonna pick a domestic chocolate it will have to be DARK.

But if I'm picking a foreign chocolate then I may still go MILK.... especially if it's Milka brand....

[MannyIsGod]

I don't have any cash on me. I'm a poor ass mexican.

[batman2883]

Well Hershey's just isn't cutting it for me anymore... so If I'm gonna pick a domestic chocolate it will have to be DARK.

But if I'm picking a foreign chocolate then I may still go MILK.... especially if it's Milka brand....


Man i love hersheys chocolate milk its delicious

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't have any cash on me. I'm a poor ass mexican.


awwwwww :cry
how common. :lol
j/k

[Mixability]

i hate change........ wish i had some to get a Big Red though

[ObiwanGinobili]

Man i love hersheys chocolate milk its delicious


thast a beverage, not a bar of brown gold.

[batman2883]

oh your talking about the chocolate bars, lol dark chocolate is freaking nasty, it has to have some type of filling or something such as carmel.

[Ginofan]

I don't have any cash on me. I'm a poor ass mexican.

Not even a couple of pesos?

:angel

[batman2883]

lol pesos, i have 5 euro

[ObiwanGinobili]

I saw on some LisaLing special thing that a Russian sex slave in Mexico goes for $16 bucks US but that a mexican sex slave in Mexico goes for only $8.........it makes me wonder exactly how cheap it is for my Uncle Junior to run his *buisness* if his whores are sooo inexpensive.. i mean obviously the investment is very very low.

[batman2883]

LOL so your uncle runs a business like that huh??? Tell him im having a party if he could send some this way lol yeah right, thats just something i could never do......

[ObiwanGinobili]

LOL so your uncle runs a business like that huh??? Tell him im having a party if he could send some this way lol yeah right, thats just something i could never do......


well his buisness is 155 due east of SA and I doubt he'd let his "merchandise" travel so far.
Actually it's really fucked up.... i mean 20/20 has 1 hr specials about guys liek him,..... but it's better then what he used to do.. so the family doesn't say much. they just avoid the subject.
My hubby tho likes to bring uncomfortable stuff like that right out in the open at family get-togethers by asking loudly: "so .. does Junior have any new whores?"

[Mixability]

LOL so your uncle runs a business like that huh??? Tell him im having a party if he could send some this way lol yeah right, thats just something i could never do......

me neither, casual sex is like russian roulette nowadays!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I think casual sex ahs always been like russian roulette.... they just have better PSA's nowadays...

I mean al capone died of syphilis... that was along time ago.

[batman2883]

Well yeah it is like Russian Roulette but i mean it will never stop, its like a train with a never ending battery......people just like having numerous partners.

[batman2883]

well his buisness is 155 due east of SA and I doubt he'd let his "merchandise" travel so far.
Actually it's really fucked up.... i mean 20/20 has 1 hr specials about guys liek him,..... but it's better then what he used to do.. so the family doesn't say much. they just avoid the subject.
My hubby tho likes to bring uncomfortable stuff like that right out in the open at family get-togethers by asking loudly: "so .. does Junior have any new whores?"



Ha ha ha ha ha ha thats funny as shyt

[Mixability]

even if you stick to virgins, you still have to question if they're going by "Clinton" rules!

[SWC Bonfire]

I think casual sex ahs always been like russian roulette.... they just have better PSA's nowadays...

I mean al capone died of syphilis... that was along time ago.

How has this tread deteriorated from the original topic to that of people who died of syphilis?

[batman2883]

Cause real women have sex, lots of it, we are just discussing the effects of what can happen to you when you have too much sex.....

[TheTruth]

Always cover your stump before you hump is my motto.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Cause real women have sex, lots of it, we are just discussing the effects of what can happen to you when you have too much sex.....


or sex with too many of the wrong people. or not alot of sex but alot of partners...


i think the safest bet is to have lots and lots of sex with as few aprtners as possible...

[batman2883]

Always cover your stump before you hump is my motto.


Oh for sho' but it doesnt always help, i have a 2 year old son from my ex girlfriend who i always wrapped up with my stump was covered from beggining to end and she still wound up pregnant

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh for sho' but it doesnt always help, i have a 2 year old son from my ex girlfriend who i always wrapped up with my stump was covered from beggining to end and she still wound up pregnant


yeah, my Daughters middle name is condom.... :lol just kidding.


but i actually did get preggo previously when we first got married while on the deppo shot and using a condom...... nothings 100%.

[batman2883]

yeah, my Daughters middle name is condom.... :lol just kidding.


but i actually did get preggo previously when we first got married while on the deppo shot and using a condom...... nothings 100%.


damn thats crazy a condom and the shot??? I just thought my sperm count was like super huge or something for her to get pregnant through a condom

[ObiwanGinobili]

so what... your sperm were like an army with bazookas and tanks and they just shred thru that latex like it was rice paper? nice fantasy.

[SpursWoman]

Random question of th day...how much change do you have in your purse or pocket?

I have $2.04 in the bottom of my purse.


I just cleaned out my purse yesterday, so there is no change in the bottom anymore...I did have about $8.00 in coins that I threw in my piggy bank though.

In my wallet I have 3 $20's, 9 $1's, and $2.45 in the coin part. :)

[SpursWoman]

Not even a couple of pesos?

:angel


:lol

I found a 50 centavo piece in the laundry yesterday....wtf? Manny, did you send your shit home with Chris??


:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

I just cleaned out my purse yesterday, so there is no change in the bottom anymore...I did have about $8.00 in coins that I threw in my piggy bank though.

In my wallet I have 3 $20's, 9 $1's, and $2.45 in the coin part. :)


I nominate you to buy my lunch! :lol

[Ginofan]

:lol

I found a 50 centavo piece in the laundry yesterday....wtf? Manny, did you send your shit home with Chris??


:lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[batman2883]

Hey i know my sperm doesnt carry bazookas, they carry m-16's with gernade launchers, all singing "The Markies go marching one by one hurray, hurray"

[SpursWoman]

I nominate you to buy my lunch! :lol


:lol


It'll go quickly....I've got to get an oil change today, and I'm going to try contacts again for the THIRD time, appointment tomorrow.

If I still can't wear them, I'm getting lasik, even if I have to pawn one of my children...fuck it. :lol

[batman2883]

lol i hear this guy named tron is buying babies with cash...

[ObiwanGinobili]

Hey i know my sperm doesnt carry bazookas, they carry m-16's with gernade launchers, all singing "The Markies go marching one by one hurray, hurray"

:lmao
you'd think they'd be swarming instead of marching in a line... hmmmmmm

[batman2883]

lol yeah i know but they seemed to have been trained by the highest ranking officials so they march

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol


It'll go quickly....I've got to get an oil change today, and I'm going to try contacts again for the THIRD time, appointment tomorrow.

If I still can't wear them, I'm getting lasik, even if I have to pawn one of my children...fuck it. :lol


i got my 1st pair of glasses 3yrs ago and I hate the stupid things. I think i've got those permamnt gl;asses marks on my nose. damn it.

I totally understand your need for lasik... there are plenty of nice couples who's love a cute littel kid to raise and are willing to pay. :angel

[batman2883]

i got my 1st pair of glasses 3yrs ago and I hate the stupid things. I think i've got those permamnt gl;asses marks on my nose. damn it.

I totally understand your need for lasik... there are plenty of nice couples who's love a cute littel kid to raise and are willing to pay. :angel

Uncle Jr?

[SpursWoman]

:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh now that was wrong..
I wasn't even thinking that ....
:nope.

:lol

[batman2883]

oh now that was wrong..
I wasn't even thinking that ....
:nope.

:lol


Lol what better way to get new whores than by raising them yourself???? :lol j/k

[1Parker1]

WOW! I've been gone 3 days (birthday:)) and you guys managed to reach 88 pages without me?! Nice!

BTW: Jim, you're lucky it's the offseason and I don't know squat aout baseball......otherwise you wouldn't have been able to catch up to me in Vbookie. :) Just wait until the season starts again......it's on!

[ObiwanGinobili]

so your drinking age now?

[ObiwanGinobili]

REAL WOMEN

will be re organizing thier kitchen counters for the next hour or so.



there's just too much shit in there.

[SpursWoman]

REAL WOMEN

will be re organizing thier kitchen counters for the next hour or so.



there's just too much shit in there.


I did mine a while back ... but seeing as the Clean Out the Refrigerator Fairy hasn't shown up at my house yet, this Real Woman has an unenviable task ahead of her... :fro

[samikeyp]

but seeing as the Clean Out the Refrigerator Fairy hasn't shown up at my house yet

that lazy bitch! She was due at our house this weekend! :lol

[SpursWoman]

that lazy bitch! She was due at our house this weekend! :lol

I was going to do it yesterday for trash-day today but was too busy parked on the couch. I'll get to it on Wednesday night for sure...... :spin

[samikeyp]

I understand how the couch time can get in the way....it had me occupied all weekend! :)

[ShoogarBear]

Even when I don't have any change in my pockets, I, uh, like to search for some several times a day, y'know?

[1Parker1]

so your drinking age now?

Hey! I'm 22 now :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

I was going to do it yesterday for trash-day today but was too busy parked on the couch. I'll get to it on Wednesday night for sure...... :spin


we have a dumpster , so everyday is trash day.... and yet I still manage to put off cleaning out the fridge for months at a time.

[SpursWoman]

we have a dumpster , so everyday is trash day.... and yet I still manage to put off cleaning out the fridge for months at a time.


That's about the only thing I liked about living in an apartment...my daughter's diaper years. :lol


Straight to the dumpster! :wow :vomit :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

That's about the only thing I liked about living in an apartment...my daughter's diaper years. :lol


Straight to the dumpster! :wow :vomit :lol


heck yeah! I throw those bad boys in plastic walmart bag and they go straight out the door! :tu :smokin

my 2nd fav. thign about living in this apt. is that due to my excellent negotiation skills i pay $140 less then all my neighbors.
and i swim in a nice pool everyday and noone else ever goes to it and I don't have to clean it or care for it in anyway.

[samikeyp]

and i swim in a nice pool everyday and noone else ever goes to it and I don't have to clean it or care for it in anyway.

our pool is like that. Its cool.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm thinking about heading down there again in like 15 min.s it'll definalty wearout my sweetpea for her nap.

[SpursWoman]

and i swim in a nice pool everyday and noone else ever goes to it and I don't have to clean it or care for it in anyway.



I'm thinking of putting in one next year....by then I'll have one kid out of daycare and can afford to have someone take care of it.

They are waaaaaay too much maintenance for me, although the trade off, you can skinny-dip without fear of getting arrested. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

and i swim in a nice pool everyday and noone else ever goes to it and I don't have to clean it or care for it in anyway.
Umm, after you get in it, is there any water left?

[1Parker1]

Umm, after you get in it, is there any water left?

:lol You're mean!

[ShoogarBear]

Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Woman:



"Sure you'll get your figure back. We'll just search 1985 to see where you left it."



"How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?"



"What's the big deal? If you can handle 'me' going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."



"Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, will ya?"



"Yo, fatass! You're blocking the TV!"



"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson had a baby!"



"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"



"Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."



"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."



"Got milk?"

"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

"Are you retaining water? Like the Hoover Dam!"

[ObiwanGinobili]

Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Woman:



"Sure you'll get your figure back. We'll just search 1985 to see where you left it."



"How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?"



"What's the big deal? If you can handle 'me' going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."



"Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, will ya?"



"Yo, fatass! You're blocking the TV!"



"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson had a baby!"



"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"



"Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."



"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."



"Got milk?"

"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

"Are you retaining water? Like the Hoover Dam!"

:flipoff
:lmao :lmao


not to mention:
" don't worry.. if we start saving now we can get your ta-ta's fixed in 2 years"

"no! that extra fat isa good thing! it makes you more 'mommy like' "

"your eating for 2 - not 5"

[1Parker1]

:lmao. I can't even imagine being pregnant. I'm already moody and have enough cravings as it is :)

[SpursWoman]

I don't know..... User has been eating those garlic pickles and putting away the ice cream like crazy ... and frequently one right after the other.

Should I stop by Walgreens on the way home? :wtf :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't know..... User has been eating those garlic pickles and putting away the ice cream like crazy ... and frequently one right after the other.

Should I stop by Walgreens on the way home? :wtf :lol


If he's pregnant then you've got more than 1 problem. :oops :lol

[1Parker1]

If he's pregnant then you've got more than 1 problem. :oops :lol


:lmao That's what I was thinkin......

[SpursWoman]

If he's pregnant then you've got more than 1 problem. :oops :lol


Well, besides the extra mouth to feed...I don't see much of one.

Whatever he's been fooling me with all of this time is pretty damned impressive. :lol

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is
but ObiWan finds it physically impossible to stop talking about being pregnant
even for 1 page

[Oscar DeLa]

i dont know what it is
but i have no baby looking into my eyes
so i can't understand

[ShoogarBear]

She might be able to if she wanted.

Let's see how she does on page 89 . . .

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't know what it is
but ObiWan finds it physically impossible to stop talking about being pregnant
even for 1 page


I'll kindly refer you to post # 2279. :princess

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well, besides the extra mouth to feed...I don't see much of one.

Whatever he's been fooling me with all of this time is pretty damned impressive. :lol


well if it does turn out ot be a fake... make sure he gets a spare. Thats one part you'd hate to have break down at an inconvient time.....

[Oscar DeLa]

I dont know what it is
but
one post
isn't one page

[Mixability]

I don't know what it is
but ObiWan finds it physically impossible to stop talking about being pregnant
even for 1 page

Cmon, if she's pushing something watermelon sized out of a hole thats lemon sized, then I think that gives her enough of a right to talk about it constantly.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I dont know what it is
but
one post
isn't one page


i don;t know what it is ..
but i don't see how you missed ShoogarBear bringing it up in post #2279.

[ObiwanGinobili]

ACTUALLY.........

i just saw Life of David Gale last night... netflix rocks...... and all I can say is WOW! :wow

who saw that ? I thought i had it figured out ... and then i was just sooo shocked. But not enough to cry so much like the girl in the movie.. damn. talk about water works.

[SpursWoman]

I can't see much, actually.....I smashed my glasses in the trunk of my car. Fortunately I was able to move up my appointment to 4:30 today. :wow :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I can't see much, actually.....I smashed my glasses in the trunk of my car. Fortunately I was able to move up my appointment to 4:30 today. :wow :lol

are you gonna drive there BLIND or do you at least have a pair of the crappy contacts available??

cause I need to know so I can alert all my frinds to get off the road..... :lol

[ShoogarBear]

i don;t know what it is ..
but i don't see how you missed ShoogarBear bringing it up in post #2279.
Point of Information . . .

I said nothing about your state of pregnancy.

I was commenting on your state of extreme Archimedic displacementicity.

[ObiwanGinobili]

^^ do you mean point of fact?

[SpursWoman]

are you gonna drive there BLIND or do you at least have a pair of the crappy contacts available??

cause I need to know so I can alert all my frinds to get off the road..... :lol


I had my last pair of smashed glasses in the glove compartment of my car ... they weren't quite as bad as these ones are... :lol :oops

[ObiwanGinobili]

I had my last pair of smashed glasses in the glove compartment of my car ... they weren't quite as bad as these ones are... :lol :oops

:lol omg.
you are 1 dangerous lady!