Real Women

[Horry For 3!]

a hoedog.
Oh, ok? :lol

[ididnotnothat]

A hoedog?

Is that a gay male who sleeps around?

[Horry For 3!]

A hoedog?

Is that a gay male who sleeps around?
I guess. :lol

[Horry For 3!]

A hoedog?

Is that a gay male who sleeps around?
I think it is a male whore or something.

[ObiwanGinobili]

sluttpuppy. manwhore. hoedog.

[iminlakerland]

im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! How ya chickas doing?!?!

[Horry For 3!]

im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! How ya chickas doing?!?!
Yes, you are. You need a lot of posts to catch up to me now :p

[ObiwanGinobili]

im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! How ya chickas doing?!?!


HI! :D

I'm going to bed...... :lol

[Horry For 3!]

HI! :D

I'm going to bed...... :lol
Booo! You suck! :lol Jk :p

[1Parker1]

Hey, Horry for 3! I love your new avatar...u make it urself?

[ObiwanGinobili]

I think his avi is a peice out of a wallpaper.....

[1Parker1]

Cool. Oh and good morning Chicky! How's it going?

[batman2883]

Good enough to fuck your mother!!!!!!1

[1Parker1]

Hey! Guess what? I was listening to the local radio station this morning and they were talking about.........the Real Women Dove ads!! The girl host was all, I'm loving this new trend! And the guy host was like........ehh, I don't like it because there's no sex appeal.

And apparantly, Nike has started or will start a similar campaign in which they'll be using "real women" in their ads.

...However, seeing how its for Nike, I bet the "Real women" are still superfit and good looking.

[1Parker1]

Good enough to fuck your mother!!!!!!1

Shut up. It's too early in the morning for trash talking. :princess

[ObiwanGinobili]

I've been pretty frugal lately since I need $$ for some big baby items (swing, new carseat etc.) - so I've been buying corn tortillas. they last forever in the fridge and you get like a bazillion for $2.
well my in-laws were here this weekend and they brought some flour tortillas with them for when I made breakfast on Sunday.
:wow OMG! waht have I been missing??!!!!
I can't believe i went so long with out indulging in a littel bit of heaven! :makeout

this morning I'm eating like 3 tacos with little fillings just so I can get more tortilla in every bite! Right now the beans ans cheese, chorizo and egg, and egg and bacon are just accompianments to the exquisite flaavor of a fluffy flour tortilla!

:D

[batman2883]

Hey! Guess what? I was listening to the local radio station this morning and they were talking about.........the Real Women Dove ads!! The girl host was all, I'm loving this new trend! And the guy host was like........ehh, I don't like it because there's no sex appeal.

And apparantly, Nike has started or will start a similar campaign in which they'll be using "real women" in their ads.

...However, seeing how its for Nike, I bet the "Real women" are still superfit and good looking.


Lol i can see it now....as a fat woman is running in the park Nike swoosh comes up....with a little ad....now wide enough for your fat foot....if only you could run for more than 2 minutes.......just do it...

[batman2883]

I've been pretty frugal lately since I need $$ for some big baby items (swing, new carseat etc.) - so I've been buying corn tortillas. they last forever in the fridge and you get like a bazillion for $2.
well my in-laws were here this weekend and they brought some flour tortillas with them for when I made breakfast on Sunday.
:wow OMG! waht have I been missing??!!!!
I can't believe i went so long with out indulging in a littel bit of heaven! :makeout

this morning I'm eating like 3 tacos with little fillings just so I can get more tortilla in every bite! Right now the beans ans cheese, chorizo and egg, and egg and bacon are just accompianments to the exquisite flaavor of a fluffy flour tortilla!

:D


What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Hey! Guess what? I was listening to the local radio station this morning and they were talking about.........the Real Women Dove ads!! The girl host was all, I'm loving this new trend! And the guy host was like........ehh, I don't like it because there's no sex appeal.

And apparantly, Nike has started or will start a similar campaign in which they'll be using "real women" in their ads.

...However, seeing how its for Nike, I bet the "Real women" are still superfit and good looking.



NIKE better not use any of those nasty ass "i wish I was really a guy" body building freak she-males.
I'd vomit everytime.

[ObiwanGinobili]

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?


a better question yet would be : what the fuck do you have to do with anything? :lol :lol


BTW- Has Jessica Alba screwed up ya'lls relationship yet?? Whats gonna be the next best thing after her?

[SpursWoman]

Hey! Guess what? I was listening to the local radio station this morning and they were talking about.........the Real Women Dove ads!! The girl host was all, I'm loving this new trend! And the guy host was like........ehh, I don't like it because there's no sex appeal.

And apparantly, Nike has started or will start a similar campaign in which they'll be using "real women" in their ads.

...However, seeing how its for Nike, I bet the "Real women" are still superfit and good looking.

You know what's funny, though? It's mostly women that buy the soap, though....so WGAF what the men think about the add? It's not meant for them so they can STFU. :)

And yes...while I really like what Nike says in their ads, the models are very thin, very athletic women. They totally neglect those of us still struggling to get that way. :fro

[batman2883]

lol i have a lot to do with a lot of things okay and dont try and hide your feelings anymore Obiwan i know when we had our conversation you felt deeply attracted i can sense things like that....dont worry youll get over me.....and as for Jessica no we are happily together right now...i see no problems that could arise at all ever.

[ObiwanGinobili]

lol i have a lot to do with a lot of things okay and dont try and hide your feelings anymore Obiwan i know when we had our conversation you felt deeply attracted i can sense things like that....dont worry youll get over me.....and as for Jessica no we are happily together right now...i see no problems that could arise at all ever.


:oops oh damn. you found me out. I guess i can't hide it that well. it must be the batman outfit. I can barely control myself.
god someone .. hold me back.



[/extreme sarcasm]:lmao :lmao

[SpursWoman]

And yes...while I really like what Nike says in their ads, the models are very thin, very athletic women. They totally neglect those of us still struggling to get that way. :fro

Nevermind....I guess they haven't started it yet. I do like the ads they had in Cosmo this month, though. I'll have to post them later, they were awesome. :lol

[batman2883]

:oops oh damn. you found me out. I guess i can't hide it that well. it must be the batman outfit. I can barely control myself.
god someone .. hold me back.


[/extreme sarcasm]:lmao :lmao


I guess you got a little help from one of Eva's favorite toys huh......your doing it right now arent you, you naughty girl

[ObiwanGinobili]

You know what's funny, though? It's mostly women that buy the soap, though....so WGAF what the men think about the add? It's not meant for them so they can STFU. :)

And yes...while I really like what Nike says in their ads, the models are very thin, very athletic women. They totally neglect those of us still struggling to get that way. :fro


I think they should focus thier ads on those women / men. the ones who are working thier asses off, determined, dedicated..... but are still "in progress" .
Casue if you start workign out in Jan, you WILL NOT be a super model in May.
It can take along time when you do it the right healthy way.

[1Parker1]

You know what's funny, though? It's mostly women that buy the soap, though....so WGAF what the men think about the add? It's not meant for them so they can STFU. :)

And yes...while I really like what Nike says in their ads, the models are very thin, very athletic women. They totally neglect those of us still struggling to get that way. :fro

:lol True. However, I don't think using "imperfect" women in their ads will go with their brand. Dove can get away with it, since as u said, their products are generally used by women and since they sell beauty products, they can use the the average, everyday woman as a selling point. However, Nike is a global brand used by men and women, and even kids, so I don't know how exactly they'd work it. Obviously, they'd want to show fit women using their products. Would a overweight man, huffing and puffing in the newest Nike Shox make you want to buy them?

[1Parker1]

Casue if you start workign out in Jan, you WILL NOT be a super model in May. It can take along time when you do it the right healthy way.

Are u trying to depress me first thing in the morning? U know I woke up at 6 am before work todya to go work out at the gym?! Quit trying to discourage me...I can look like a supermodel by October! :depressed

[ObiwanGinobili]

October 2006









































j/k :lol

[batman2883]

ha ha haha women turn on each other so quickly i love it.....

[batman2883]

October 2006









































j/k :lol

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[SpursWoman]

Would a overweight man, huffing and puffing in the newest Nike Shox make you want to buy them?


Because good shoes lead to less foot, knee and leg problems when you're trying to get in shape. The type of shoes you are wearing make all the difference. :)

[1Parker1]

Because good shoes lead to less foot, knee and leg problems when you're trying to get in shape. The type of shoes you are wearing make all the difference. :)


:lol Yes, but my point was that it doesn't really go with the brand image and what they are trying to sell---a fit, healthy, active person.

Oh and :flipoff to Obiwan. Dumb Bitch. :princess

[ObiwanGinobili]

I think a good ad campaign for NIKE (shoes, apparel, whatever) would be:
watchign some guy or girl workout
they are not completly out of shape, but not fit either
the volume on the workout sounds is kinda exagerated
the person keeps having flashes of where they started at (like 6 months ago)
and flashes of where they are going (like 6 months in future)
the coloring for the present shots would be kinda dull,
the coloring for the past shots would be black and white with faded edges.
the coloring for the future shots would be in COLOR but with faded edges.


can you picture it?
what do you think?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh and :flipoff to Obiwan. Dumb Bitch. :princess


HAHA! :elephant got you! :angel

[batman2883]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Cat Fight!!!!!!

[Shelly]

I have never, ever bought a product because Cindy Crawford or some spokeperson told me to. Yeah, Tiger Woods really drives a Buick.

The only products that speak to me are As Seen on TV :oops

[SpursWoman]

The only products that speak to me are As Seen on TV :oops


Me, too. :oops :lmao

[TheTruth]

I think a good ad campaign for NIKE (shoes, apparel, whatever) would be:
watchign some guy or girl workout
they are not completly out of shape, but not fit either
the volume on the workout sounds is kinda exagerated
the person keeps having flashes of where they started at (like 6 months ago)
and flashes of where they are going (like 6 months in future)
the coloring for the present shots would be kinda dull,
the coloring for the past shots would be black and white with faded edges.
the coloring for the future shots would be in COLOR but with faded edges.


can you picture it?
what do you think?
stupidest...idea...ever

[ObiwanGinobili]

The only products that speak to me are As Seen on TV :oops

:tu

Ove' Glove
Magic Bullet
OxyClean
Orange Glow
ProActive
Ronco Food Dehydrator


yep.I own 'em all.

[1Parker1]

I have never, ever bought a product because Cindy Crawford or some spokeperson told me to. Yeah, Tiger Woods really drives a Buick.

The only products that speak to me are As Seen on TV :oops

Obviously you don;t buy it because of a spokesperson, but I think subconsciously it helps you remember the brand/product and their image when you go to the store and are deciding on what to buy.

[1Parker1]

:tu

Ove' Glove
Magic Bullet
OxyClean
Orange Glow
ProActive
Ronco Food Dehydrator


yep.I own 'em all.


:lol I think every person in America owns OxyClean! I still remember that bearded guy with the red flannel shirt from the infomercial!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Obviously you don;t buy it because of a spokesperson, but I think subconsciously it helps you remember the brand/product and their image when you go to the store and are deciding on what to buy.


well.. it helps me reneber what NOT to buy. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol I think every person in America owns OxyClean! I still remember that bearded guy with the red flannel shirt from the infomercial!


see when you buy it off of the info mercial or the website you get more for your $$ casue they throw in all this free stuff.


and that shit works! :fro

[batman2883]

:lol I think every person in America owns OxyClean! I still remember that bearded guy with the red flannel shirt from the infomercial!


ha ha ha its true i have a big bucket of it at my apartment shit doesnt work for nada

[batman2883]

the one damn guy that gets on my nerves on those hour long ads is Tony Little i cant stand that dude, he looks so deformed in the facial area.....like he should be a wrestler or something

[1Parker1]

Have no idea who that is........

[SpursWoman]

Have no idea who that is........

http://tsa.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1118084reg.jpg



He does a Geico commercial, too.....although I laughed when I saw it.








I {heart} Oxyclean. :)

[batman2883]

Yeah the Geico commercial was funny as hell but his normal infomercials are nuts i cant stand him, and also that guy that advertises the food hydrater or something like that, the make your own beef jerky machine..........

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://tsa.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1118084reg.jpg



He does a Geico commercial, too.....although I laughed when I saw it.








I {heart} Oxyclean. :)


that geico commericial is hilarious!! :lol

but that gazelle workout thingy is PATHETIC!!!

[Ginofan]

Tony Little is on crack.

My mom uses the Orange Glow and OxyClean products religiously.

[batman2883]

The only good infomercials use to be the ones for the knives when chefs would be cutting pennies with their butcher knives and what not

[ObiwanGinobili]

and also that guy that advertises the food hydrater or something like that, the make your own beef jerky machine..........

Ronco.

[1Parker1]

:lmao Now I know who you're talking about! That guy is a freak! Now see, why would u use him to sell an exericise machine? If you had used a nice, fit girl/guy with a 6 pack, I would be a little more inclined and motivated to buy it (well, at least look into it a little more).

[Ginofan]

I like the spacesaver bag thing infomercial. I like when they crush all those cans in that bag.

[ObiwanGinobili]

forgot to list the Miracle Blades
I have those and they rock! :tu

[batman2883]

Miracle blades be the shiznit yo......and that space vacum was interesting to watch, they even help preserve meat

[1Parker1]

:lmao I love the Proactiv commercials with Jessica Simpson, P Diddy, and Alicia Keys talking about their "acne" probs and how it made them so self conscious but now......"They have all the confidence in the world!"

[SpursWoman]

:lmao Now I know who you're talking about! That guy is a freak! Now see, why would u use him to sell an exericise machine? If you had used a nice, fit girl/guy with a 6 pack, I would be a little more inclined and motivated to buy it (well, at least look into it a little more).


His body fat % is probably like 2 .... I don't think you can really tell from that picture, though. :lol

[batman2883]

:lmao I love the Proactiv commercials with Jessica Simpson, P Diddy, and Alicia Keys talking about their "acne" probs and how it made them so self conscious but now......"They have all the confidence in the world!"


ha ha ha they were showing that shit at broadway bar this weekend on one of their screens

[Ginofan]

:lmao I love the Proactiv commercials with Jessica Simpson, P Diddy, and Alicia Keys talking about their "acne" probs and how it made them so self conscious but now......"They have all the confidence in the world!"

I gotta have the right shoes, dress a certain way, drive the right car, and have Proactive.

Riiiiiight, P.Diddy.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Alicia Keys is the only one in that commercial who had an actual "acne" problem... the other ones just had a few zits.
but i guess a few zits is freaken armageddon when your famous.

[SpursWoman]

My favorite infomercial of all-time was for Pearl Cream. :smokin


http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50017741/Pianzihuang_Pearl_Cream.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

I gotta have the right shoes, dress a certain way, drive the right car, and have Proactive.

Riiiiiight, P.Diddy.


You'd thnk he'd be ashamed to admit he only spends $40 a month on his acne treatment.......

[ObiwanGinobili]

My favorite infomercial of all-time was for Pearl Cream. :smokin

omg.
is that the thigh cream made out of sperm?

[SpursWoman]

omg.
is that the thigh cream made out of sperm?


I don't think so.... :lol


They used to show this one about 15 years ago at about 3 in the morning when we'd just be getting in from the bars....or after several hours of drinking games.

You can imagine the impact that Asian woman pimping Pearl Cream had. :wow :lol

[1Parker1]

omg.
is that the thigh cream made out of sperm?


No way! How'd I miss that one?!

[1Parker1]

I gotta have the right shoes, dress a certain way, drive the right car, and have Proactive.

Riiiiiight, P.Diddy.


:lmao That always cracks me up! And isn't that Rick Fox's ex who's the main spokesperson? Vanessa Williams? I always get her confused with Vivica A Fox....they look similar and Vivica has Ricks' last name so I always think she's the one who married him.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well there has been some kind of thigh cream out of europe for years now (forget the name) that was made with goat sperm..

and now apparently there is a cream in Mexico made from human sperm.
:rolleyes




like women can't allready get that for free.

[1Parker1]

omg.
is that the thigh cream made out of sperm?


:lmao You sure u were watching an informercial? :smokin

[batman2883]

i told you Obiwan is a naughty girl

[SpursWoman]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/travesmilies/smilie_koch.gif



This smilie just looks wrong. :lol

[1Parker1]

OMG!!!!! What's it supposed to be?

[SpursWoman]

One of my favorites, though....


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/kain/Spass-1.gif

[SpursWoman]

OMG!!!!! What's it supposed to be?


A baker icing a cake, I believe. :lol

[SpursWoman]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/psylosmilies/wichsen.gif

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao @ those smilies......

[SpursWoman]

Another baker icing a cake. :lol

[SpursWoman]

Ooooooooo......I forgot all about this one.


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/TRIXYINAZ/whip2_1.gif

[ObiwanGinobili]

I like that last one... it;s cute.

[batman2883]

One of my favorites, though....


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/kain/Spass-1.gif


Oh yes give it to her

[SpursWoman]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/jasons_smilie/furious3.gif

[SpursWoman]

Oh yes give it to her


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/jasons_smilie/thinking2.gif

[1Parker1]

:lmao Now they even have pornographic Smilie's for virtual sex. What else are these people going to think of....

[batman2883]

what that was some hardcore smiley action

[1Parker1]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/jasons_smilie/thinking2.gif


:lmao

[batman2883]

is there a threesome one?

[1Parker1]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/travesmilies/smilie_koch.gif



"I'd hit it." :lol

[SpursWoman]

YES! I FOUND IT!! :lmao


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/daz.gif

[SpursWoman]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/alc.gif

[SpursWoman]

Here's a 3-some for you:


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/fart.gif

[SpursWoman]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/hug.gif


Awwwwww!!

[batman2883]

lol yeah ive done that kinda threesome ha ha ha farting in the middle

[Ginofan]

Looks like a productive day at work SW, :lol

[SpursWoman]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/kngt.gif


:lol

[SpursWoman]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/popc1.gif

[1Parker1]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/kngt.gif


:lol


:lol THat's a funny one.


Looks like a productive day at work SW,

:lol And what about the rest of us who are sitting her at work laughing at her smiley's?

[ObiwanGinobili]

these are priceless.

[Ginofan]

:lol And what about the rest of us who are sitting her at work laughing at her smiley's?

Trust me, I'm right there with you guys. It's not an entertaining day at work if the RW thread isn't hoppin'. :)

[1Parker1]

Trust me, I'm right there with you guys. It's not an entertaining day at work if the RW thread isn't hoppin'. :)

:lol Where does everyone here work? I'm at GSK.

[Ginofan]

I work at a drug rehab center on the southside of town, fuuuuun stuff.

[SpursWoman]

I'm actually getting a lot done ... I'm just printing a bunch of reports that take forever. :)

[Ginofan]

I'm actually getting a lot done ... I'm just printing a bunch of reports that take forever. :)

Dude, I WISH I was busy, when it's slow like this, the day takes freakin' FOREVER to end.

[1Parker1]

Dude, I WISH I was busy, when it's slow like this, the day takes freakin' FOREVER to end.

I know!! Yesterday morning I had so much work, I didn't even realize it was lunchtime! Today I'm counting down the minutes (16 min:))

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol Where does everyone here work? I'm at GSK.


yeah... uhm.. i don't work.

but i am putting together the final inventory list or my soon-to-be website.

[travis2]

yeah... uhm.. i don't work.


that's right...thanks to that Magic Bullet...:lol

[batman2883]

WHY I'M SO TIRED

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, ear wax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. Now I've found out the real reason I'm tired is because I'm overworked!

Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And there you are.... sitting on your as * at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

:lol

[1Parker1]

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

Knock-knock...

[1Parker1]

Who's there?

[SpursWoman]

Aardvark.

[1Parker1]

Aardvark who?

[SpursWoman]

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles. :) [/cheezy] :lol

[1Parker1]

:lol Damn SW, I was expecting some dirty joke from you!

[SpursWoman]

Knock knock...

[1Parker1]

Who's There?

[SpursWoman]

Doris

[1Parker1]

Doris who?

[SpursWoman]

Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

[1Parker1]

:lmao Who's been teaching you these? Your kids?

[SpursWoman]

:lol


Yo Mama So Ugly:


she put the Boogie man outta business.

when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye...

we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.

her shadow gave up.

people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...

her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.

when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

[SpursWoman]

Yo mama is so stupid


Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

[1Parker1]

we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.....

:lmao Now that's just mean.

[1Parker1]

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a discount at K-Mart.

[SpursWoman]

Yo mama is so nasty


Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

Yo mama so old...

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

[SpursWoman]

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[SWC Bonfire]

Yo momma's so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck...

Yo momma's so ugly, she has a traffic sign in her mouth that says "next tooth, 2 miles"...

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator...

[1Parker1]

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Horry For 3!]

The :king is here to rule the Real Women.....:lol

[1Parker1]

Where's your :princess?

[SpursWoman]

The :king is here to rule the Real Women.....:lol

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/jasons_smilie/thinking2.gif

[1Parker1]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/jasons_smilie/thinking2.gif


:lmao I'm loving that smilie SW.

[Horry For 3!]

Where's your :princess?
Ummm I have no idea. Do I really need one?

[1Parker1]

Duh! A :king is useless without his :princess

[Horry For 3!]

Duh! A :king is useless without his :princess
Neverrrrrr. Well who will be my :princess? :lol

[1Parker1]

Don't look at me.........I nominate Jimbo :)

[Horry For 3!]

Don't look at me.........
Your the one who brought it up! http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6703/idhitit1qa.gif :lmao

[1Parker1]

Your the one who brought it up! http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6703/idhitit1qa.gif :lmao


:lmao

[1Parker1]

Where's that Spurstalk T-Shirt idea thread? We should have one that says Spurstalk in the front and an "I'd hit it" in the back.

[Horry For 3!]

Where's that Spurstalk T-Shirt idea thread? We should have one that says Spurstalk in the front and an "I'd hit it" in the back.
I have no idea. I haven't seen that thread.

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/Swimmers_1.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/Swimmers_1.jpg

:lmao !!
Oh my god I just choked on my icecream!

[Horry For 3!]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/Swimmers_1.jpg
I've seen that cartoon picture before.

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/suicideassistant.art

[ObiwanGinobili]

awwwww Horry(slutpuppy :lol) is :princess less.... awwwwwww.

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/suicideassistant.art


:lol :lol
thats good.
i hate the dang microsoft office assistant!

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/smartass.gif

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/Sinking_1.jpg

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/popeye.gif

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/oven_1.jpg

[1Parker1]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/Sinking_1.jpg


:lmao :lmao

[samikeyp]

:lmao

where do you find all these?

[Horry For 3!]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/oven_1.jpg
:lmao

[Horry For 3!]

awwwww Horry(slutpuppy :lol) is :princess less.... awwwwwww.
Not for very long :p

[1Parker1]

:lmao SO this is what you do with ur time at work...............

[Horry For 3!]

You have just nomiated yourself. Good job. haha

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/Lesson3_1.jpg

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/iBTopicTexas_toilet_paper.jpg

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/GynConv_1.jpg

[Horry For 3!]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/iBTopicTexas_toilet_paper.jpg
Thats fucked up.

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/cyberfatuation.gif

[1369]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/weeklies/1week37.gif

[1369]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/weeklies/2week45.gif

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/Cat2_1.jpg

[1369]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/weeklies/2week15.gif

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/Allergic2_1.jpg

[Horry For 3!]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/Allergic2_1.jpg
:lmao

[1369]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/gif/howmensee.gif

[1369]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/gif/lifechrist.gif

[1369]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/gif/wastoid.gif

[Horry For 3!]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/gif/howmensee.gif
:smokin

[1369]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/gif/reasonsmale.gif

[Horry For 3!]

Alright, its startin to get annoying now with those pictures.

[1369]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/gif/love.gif

[Horry For 3!]

Alright, 1369, thats good enough :tu

[1369]

http://www.shadowculture.com/wtbr/gif/oralsex.gif

[Horry For 3!]

:rolleyes

[bigzak25]

just an fyi, those Real Women Dove Chics are all over the fuckin place up here.

it's not that their fat. it's not that at all. really it's not.

it's just the ugly ones. a girl can be fluffy and cute. but i don't want to see a puffy AND ugly bitch while waiting for the gotdam bus...especially the 30+ft one....dayum.

so much eye candy up here though fellas. yes, candy, everything is a food metaphor for me, get the fuck used to it, i'm 300 hundred pounds...:lmao

seriously, i've never had so much mastabatory material in my life. thank you God. :tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

Hola chickies!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

want to see a giant pussy?













































http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/GiantPussyCat_small.jpg
:lmao

[1Parker1]

:lol

[Mixability]

want to see a giant pussy?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/GiantPussyCat_small.jpg
:lmao

tease :pctoss

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/freak.jpg

[SWC Bonfire]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/freak.jpg

Carpel tunnel isn't a problem with those to rest your hands on. :lol

[Mixability]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/freak.jpg

dirty pillows!

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/columbia.jpg
really? 18 times the speed of light?? WTF?
then how come we SAW IT CRASH?

[1Parker1]

This thread is getting to X-rated for me to open up at work :) Change of topic?...Obiwan.

[Ginofan]

Random question of the day...

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

[1Parker1]

hmm, about 6 hours. Give or take the times I woke up in the middle of the night because I was suddenly cold which in turn caused me to get up and pee :)

[SpursWoman]

hmm, about 6 hours. Give or take the times I woke up in the middle of the night because I was suddenly cold which in turn caused me to get up and pee :)


About six, if you exclude the time it took me this morning at about 3 am to go throw a cup full of water at my dog that wouldn't STFU.

:fro :sleep

[Ginofan]

I got in about 2 and a half. My bed is definitely looking good right now, but unfortunately I have around 3-4 more hours till I can take a nap :(

[Ginofan]

About six, if you exclude the time it took me this morning at about 3 am to go throw a cup full of water at my dog that wouldn't STFU.

:fro :sleep

Dude, the dog came back??

[SpursWoman]

Yep. Like I'd imagine herpes does. :fro

[1Parker1]

I got in about 2 and a half. My bed is definitely looking good right now, but unfortunately I have around 3-4 more hours till I can take a nap :(


What?! U work night shift or something?

[Ginofan]

What?! U work night shift or something?

No, I'm supposed to be at work at 5:30am and work till 1:30 or 2pm...usually I get up around 4 to 4:30am. I stayed up too late last night (2:30am) and was about 30 minutes late this morning.

[1Parker1]

Damn, those are crazy hours! I don't know if I could ever work a night shift or a 5:30 am-2:30 pm shift. I need my beauty sleep :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Random question of the day...

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

iwent ot bed at 11...
got up to pee at 12 , 2, 4:30 and 6
Emo's alarm went off at 6:45.

so I'd say around 6 1/2 or 7 give or take.

[ObiwanGinobili]

this is NOT x-rated.


ultimate office equipment:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/asscopy.jpg

[SWC Bonfire]

this is NOT x-rated.


ultimate office equipment:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/asscopy.jpg

Looks like they've updated the AssJet 2000. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Looks like they've updated the AssJet 2000. :lol


it accomadates weight up to 350 pounds.
new mosaic feature can go up to 50x80 feet
"improve" meanu offers many edit functions.

[1Parker1]

:lol Nice...I could use of those here!

[ObiwanGinobili]

"my kid is smarter then your kid" :lol
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/advancedbaby.jpg

[1Parker1]

:lol That's cute.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i just finished the last of my ben & jerry's peanutbutter cup.
stomach ache in 5..... 4...... 3.......

[SpursWoman]

i just finished the last of my ben & jerry's peanutbutter cup.
stomach ache in 5..... 4...... 3.......


I just finished the 1/4 cup of B&J's Karamel Sutra that I had left, and my tummy aches just from that. Jeeze that stuff is potent. :wow :vomit

[1Parker1]

:lol Obiwan, every time I talk to you, you've either just had ice cream or ur about to have ice cream. I'm guessing that's the biggest thing u crave during ur pregnancy?

[1Parker1]

Man, I'm just having one of those crappy old days where nothing seems to go ur way...I think I want to go to bed :depressed

[ObiwanGinobili]

I just finished the 1/4 cup of B&J's Karamel Sutra that I had left, and my tummy aches just from that. Jeeze that stuff is potent. :wow :vomit


it is! I buy a 1 pint and can only eat 1/4 at a time.. and always get a tummy ache. :oops


Obiwan, every time I talk to you, you've either just had ice cream or ur about to have ice cream. I'm guessing that's the biggest thing u crave during ur pregnancy?

actually my biggest craving is plain bagels with creamcheese and 2in. thick ribeyes cooked medium rare.

but I havn't had icecream in more than a month so I bought some and am going hog wild on it.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Man, I'm just having one of those crappy old days where nothing seems to go ur way...I think I want to go to bed :depressed


awwwwww.
http://a80.g.akamai.net/f/80/71/6h/www.ftd.com/pics/products/C10-3474_c.jpg

[SpursWoman]

Man, I'm just having one of those crappy old days where nothing seems to go ur way...I think I want to go to bed :depressed


Sorry to hear that....


http://www.dfsgalleria.com/Galleria/English/Bali/.%5Cimages%5CGODIVA-GIFT_h_$$_42499121241106098749851.jpg

[1Parker1]

:lol Aw thanks. But what would make me feel even better is if you came and worked as me for the day while I go home and sleep :)

[1Parker1]

Nike's New Ad featuring the "everyday women":


http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/5170/adco18416506rd.jpg

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/17/business/media/17adco.html

[1Parker1]

How do I post a pic that's saved on my desktop?

[Ginofan]

How do I post a pic that's saved on my desktop?

Load it up on www.imageshack.us and then paste the url they give you.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Nike's New Ad featuring the "everyday women":

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/17/business/media/17adco.html


sigh.. those are the best looking "thunder thighs" i've ever seen....

[SWC Bonfire]

I would have to say that if you think "everyday women" have thunderthighs from running too much, I have some beachfront property I'd like to sell you.

[1Parker1]

Apparantly they also have an ad for a woman with a "big butt" and another of a women with "broad shoulders."

See? I told you guys. I don't think that kind of advertising woudl work for Nike as it does with Dove.

[SpursWoman]

sigh.. those are the best looking "thunder thighs" i've ever seen....


One ad, which begins boldly, "My butt is big," features an oversize photograph of the derrière in question.



That's the one that's in Cosmo I was going to post...it's hilarious. These ads are already are out.

And all it shows is the curve of an ass....no perspective so it's hard to tell if it's even big or not. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol
I agree.
thunder thighs are just big ass thighs that you get either thru genetics, lack of excersise or you've been "blessed" by the saddle-bag fairy. (that bitch)

now what NIKE is highlighting are more like power thighs.

[ObiwanGinobili]

That's the one that's in Cosmo I was going to post...it's hilarious. These ads are already are out.

And all it shows is the curve of an ass....no perspective so it's hard to tell if it's even big or not. :lol


NIKE is a bunch of wimps!! :pctoss

[SpursWoman]

I would have to say that if you think "everyday women" have thunderthighs from running too much, I have some beachfront property I'd like to sell you.



I think muscular thighs are being confused with jiggly, fat thighs...both could be considered *thuderthighs* because of their diameter, not composition. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

well my definatition of thunder thighs has always been:

thighs that are so big AND wobbly/flubby/fatty that they bang together when their owner walks and produce a sound like thunder.

[1Parker1]

I think muscular thighs are being confused with jiggly, fat thighs...both could be considered *thuderthighs* because of their diameter, not composition. :lol


:lol exactly.

[1Parker1]

And don't guys like big asses anyways? Isn't that the "in" thing these days following JLo and Beyonce?

[SpursWoman]

well my definatition of thunder thighs has always been:

thighs that are so big AND wobbly/flubby/fatty that they bang together when their owner walks and produce a sound like thunder.


Or start a fire in pantyhose?

[SpursWoman]

well my definatition of thunder thighs has always been:

thighs that are so big AND wobbly/flubby/fatty that they bang together when their owner walks and produce a sound like thunder.


They don't bang together, they rub....making a swishing sound. So they should be renamed "swisher thighs" or something.

Thunder is a powerful sounding name, and doesn't bring to my mind the thought of cottage cheese.

:wow :lmao

[1Parker1]

They don't bang together, they rub....making a swishing sound. So they should be renamed "swisher thighs" or something.

Thunder is a powerful sounding name, and doesn't bring to my mind the thought of cottage cheese.

:wow :lmao


mmm...cottage cheese.

[1Parker1]

:lmao i just read the line in the ad where it says........"50 years from now I'll bounce my grandchild on my thunder thighs then go out for a run"

[ObiwanGinobili]

i wish this was the rennasaince.
those chicks had it easy body image wise.

http://faculty.evansville.edu/rl29/art105/img/titian_pastoral.jpg

[1Parker1]

Seriously.........isn't it sad that paintings from 100 years ago better reflects what the "everyday woman" looks like than the so called "everyday woman" in these ads?

[SWC Bonfire]

i wish this was the rennasaince.
those chicks had it easy body image wise.

http://faculty.evansville.edu/rl29/art105/img/titian_pastoral.jpg

Doesn't look like those chicks in the painting had to worry about famine, disease, overpopulation, and political subjugation much.

[ObiwanGinobili]

*ahem*
i said body image wise.


those chicks are what guys were looking for back then... soft, curvy, full : tummys hips, thighs, butts and boobs.
AKA breeding types.

[SpursWoman]

Doesn't look like those chicks in the painting had to worry about famine, disease, overpopulation, and political subjugation much.


True ... I think I'd rather live hopelessly on my elliptical trainer. :fro

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.oilpaintingshop.com/ma70.jpg

i used to have a poster of this one.

[SWC Bonfire]

Well, this thread certainly has become a bit classier compared to recent pages...

[ObiwanGinobili]

well variety is the spice of life.

[SpursWoman]

BTW - I gave my daughter her doll & stuff that I got for her birthday this morning...


She went nuts. :)

[1369]

SW, you should also check out Club Libby Lu (closest one is in Austin) for your daughter for a "treat".

My wife is up in Dallas at my sister's and they're taking both girls there today.

[ObiwanGinobili]

BTW - I gave my daughter her doll & stuff that I got for her birthday this morning...


She went nuts. :)


:D Cool! your super mommy of the day!!


my daughter went nuts this mornign when i gave her 1/2 my nutrigrain bar... i guess that same reaction will be costing me a bit more in the years to come..... :oops

[SpursWoman]

i guess that same reaction will be costing me a bit more in the years to come..... :oops


Count on it.....it used to take just a sucker or something, now it's a hand & an arm to hold it, so to speak. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

dag dab it.
:lol

[Horry For 3!]

:D Cool! your super mommy of the day!!


my daughter went nuts this mornign when i gave her 1/2 my nutrigrain bar... i guess that same reaction will be costing me a bit more in the years to come..... :oops
:lmao

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha ha what a bad mother

[1Parker1]

Bump.


I refuse to let this thread die :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

So wal-mart announced yesterday that they are going to add liquor sections to thier stores nation wide. :drunk :drunk :drunk

I think it's the only way they could possibly become trashier :oops

[1Parker1]

I HATE Wal-Mart. The stores always look so dirty, their quality is very cheap, and they always have huge lines

[ObiwanGinobili]

Just think of it!!
In the very near future you can go to wallymart with $15 and walk out with new flip-flops, a fresh pack of wife beaters, some wild turkey and still have $2.53 !!! :lol