Oh Shit!!! (3)

[midgetonadonkey]

Katy, how do you fare this fine morning?

[Das Texan]

Did Sandra and Jason have sex yet?


no shit.


its constant in here.



just get it over with and move on or move in.

:lol

[katyon6th]

I fare well, Midge. How are thee?

[katyon6th]

Wait, I suck.

How art thou?

[midgetonadonkey]

Jubilation races through my veins and straight into my loins.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/fat_people.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/hands-on-guide-to-anal-sex.jpg

haha

[SpursWoman]

Holy Shit...that's a rather straight forward question. And the answer is No!


Shit...that was pretty TAME considering the straight forward question she asked me the first time I met her at a GTG....in front of everyone.


I swear to God I'll never, ever forget that. :oops :lmao

[katyon6th]

Oh, what'd she ask you, Christy? Do tell!

[SpursWoman]

About the very specific goings-on of me & a certain male member of the forum, and whether it was true or not. It wasn't true...at least the part she was referring to, but she didn't beat around the bush. According to the story, though, I'd been beating around mine. :lol




This was a couple of years before I met the absolute love of my life, btw. :angel

[ORION]

sick

[NASpurs]

Katy, did you ever go to the Arctic Monkeys' concert?

[katyon6th]

Yes, are you still completely jealous? I know you are. Don't lie.

[NASpurs]

Hell yeah I'm jealous plus I hate you. You said you were going to tell me if the concert was good or not and you never did. :pctoss

So was it good or not? Are they good live? Do you recommend going to a concert of theirs? Talk woman!

[katyon6th]

Get on AIM sometime, asshole.

[NASpurs]

In a bit after lunch. You better be on and tell me every single dirty detail if there's any like recieving any kind of bruises from the singer.

haha sorry couldn't resist

[katyon6th]

In a bit after lunch. You better be on and tell me every single dirty detail if there's any like recieving any kind of bruises from the singer.

haha sorry couldn't resist

Oh, you dirty bastard.

Shit, I wish.

[jman3000]

I bought what I thought was grape juice... turns out it's fucking prune juice... seriously, wtf?

:pctoss

[SpursWoman]

Add a little vodka and you'll be good to go. Literally. :spin

[jman3000]

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

I'm serious ... that drink is called a Harvey Ball Banger

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Prune Juice

:drunk

[atxrocker]

harvey ball banger sounds like a bad porn star name..

[SpursWoman]

Here's a Hot Pussy:


1/2 oz cinnamon schnapps
2 drops tabasco
1 oz La Grande Passion Liqueur

[jman3000]

1 oz? that seems kinda on the weak side... :drunk

[SpursWoman]

This is my new favorite ... a little twist on my old favorite. Plus, it's called my favorite cuss word:


Motherfucker:

1/2 oz Cranberry juice
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
3 oz milk

Serve over ice, do not stir.

[SpursWoman]

1 oz? that seems kinda on the weak side... :drunk


That just tells you the proportion....depending on how bad you're stopped up, you can make it a 20oz/20oz if you need to. Whatever works best. :lol

[jman3000]

:lol @ 20 oz

the oh shit thread has come full circle.

[jman3000]

I don't think it would be smart to get drunk w/ prune juice. Wouldn't you lose control of your ability to hold it in if you were drunk?

[SpursWoman]

I could use one of these right about now...

SCREAMING ORGASM

3/4 oz Absolut Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
3/4 oz Amaretto

[jman3000]

I don't really know all these recipe's... I just kinda pour whatever is around into a cup and see what happens. 99% of the time it's way too strong and I might as well be taking shots.

[SpursWoman]

S.H.I.T.

1/4 oz Sambuca
1/2 oz Haagen Dazs Cream
1/2 oz Irish mist
1/4 oz Tequila

[Mixability]

i only mix one thing in my liquor.



ICE

:drunk

[angel_luv]

:lmao Damn my match making was a little off with this one....I was trying to hook up Jman and Angel, when I should have been concentrating on Jman and SB21 :pctoss


And who called it?

Thank you very much! :elephant

[Jekka]

I could use one of these right about now...

SCREAMING ORGASM

3/4 oz Absolut Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
3/4 oz Amaretto

Damn that does sound good right now. In every sense possible.

We haven't done Buttery Nipples over here in a while either. And I usually keep good amaretto around - over ice, my favorite late-night drink.

[Jekka]

Is anyone else ever amused by some of the porno spam subject lines they get? I got one today with the word "splendiferous" in the title and I had to laugh.

[Kori Ellis]

Is anyone else ever amused by some of the porno spam subject lines they get? I got one today with the word "splendiferous" in the title and I had to laugh.

Yeah I always laugh at the titles. I get a ridiculous amount of porn spam.

So many mothers are having sex with their sons. :lol

[SpursWoman]

splendiferous cunnilingus?.



Sounds like some sort of genus/species :lol

[jman3000]

i shall adopt this word "splendiferous" into my vocabulary at once.

[jman3000]

ridiculous amount of porn


These words shall be adopted too.

[SpursWoman]

I'm going to stop by the Megaplex on the way home from work. It's just too convenient not to. Then probably the liquor store. :fro

[NASpurs]

:lol I like SpursWoman's candid truth.

[SpursWoman]

My kids are gone until Friday. :lol

[jman3000]

I'm going to stop by the Megaplex on the way home from work. It's just too convenient not to. Then probably the liquor store. :fro

I actually went into a porn store for the first time in my life a few days ago. It was called City Limits and it was on the outskirts of Laredo. I was with a bunch of friends so it wasn't that uncomfortable... but damn, I left that place with a stomache ache after seeing that crap.

[SpursWoman]

A stomach ache? WTF? :lmao

[jman3000]

there are only so many gaping ass holes you can see before you start to feel queezy.

[Mixability]

me and my gf went in for the first time a few months ago.

we left with only flavored lotions, etc.

but yeah, some of that stuff is a little weird.

[jman3000]

A stomach ache? WTF? :lmao

not to mention a friend of mine hit me in the head with a fucking dildo that that could have doubled as a baseball bat.

fucker

:vomit:

[Kori Ellis]

I'm going to stop by the Megaplex on the way home from work. It's just too convenient not to. Then probably the liquor store. :fro

:smokin

I haven't been there in a while.

You go to the one on 35, right? Not the one on 281.

[jman3000]

I forbid Kori from ever entering such a place.

[NASpurs]

there are only so many gaping ass holes you can see before you start to feel queezy.I guess you've never seen the goatcsx guy or whatever it's called. That shit will traumatize you :lol

[SpursWoman]

I work about a block or two away from the one on 281 and haven't been in to that one yet ... today is as good a time as any. :lol

[SpursWoman]

I forbid Kori from ever entering such a place.


I didn't realize there were still prudes in this universe. Aside from my daughter, of course, who will stay that way until she's 40.

[Kori Ellis]

I forbid Kori from ever entering such a place.

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif

:pctoss

[Das Texan]

i need to go into one of these fine establishments again one of these days.

[jman3000]

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif

:pctoss

wow ... i'm still laughing at that one... :rollin

[NASpurs]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
NASpurs, awmyplace, jman3000, 1Billups1

:lmao

[jman3000]

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif

:pctoss

still laughing... that jacking off guy was just so random and unexpected.

phew.

[Kori Ellis]

still laughing... that jacking off guy was just so random and unexpected.

phew.

Next time you are stalking my house, try to keep the baby squirrels from coming into my kitchen.

:pctoss

[jman3000]

Next time you are stalking my house, try to keep the baby squirrels from coming into my kitchen.

:pctoss

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif

what?

[NASpurs]

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif

what?Is that what you do at Kori's window when you stalk her? :lol

[RashoFan]

Wow...

[Boston George]

when is the next poker gtg gonna be

[Kori Ellis]

what?


When I woke up this morning and went downstairs, there was a baby squirrel standing in the kitchen.

So if you are out hiding in the bushes and trees in my yard, I'm just requesting that you shoo the squirrels, birds, cats, and other animals away from my door.

Thanks.

[jman3000]

When I woke up this morning and went downstairs, there was a baby squirrel standing in the kitchen.

So if you are out hiding in the bushes and trees in my yard, I'm just requesting that you shoo the squirrels, birds, cats, and other animals away from my door.

Thanks.

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif

I didn't catch that... 1 more time.

[Kori Ellis]

http://forum.goregasm.com/images/smilies/jack.gif

I didn't catch that... 1 more time.


You should be finished jacking off to my words by now.

Sandra told me that you don't have too much stamina.

[RashoFan]

damn you are slow...I even caught that....:)

[Das Texan]

I was actually in Kori and LJ's neighborhood the other day.

[NASpurs]

You should be finished jacking off to my words by now.

Sandra told me that you don't have too much stamina.:lmao

[Boston George]

kira on 7th whats up

[Das Texan]

You should be finished jacking off to my words by now.

Sandra told me that you don't have too much stamina.



i sure hope she made him use protection.

[jman3000]

You should be finished jacking off to my words by now.

Sandra told me that you don't have too much stamina.

:pctoss

I hate girls that kiss and tell.

[NASpurs]

http://bressler.org/forum/images/smilies/bukkake.gif

[jman3000]

but seriously, i wanted to make love... she wanted sex. so i blame her.

[SpursWoman]

Oh, cool ... that was good timing. I just found the key to my handcuffs. :nerd

[Kori Ellis]

but seriously, i wanted to make love... she wanted sex. so i blame her.

Just quoting it to make sure Sandra sees it, so she can kick your ass.

[jman3000]

Just quoting it to make sure Sandra sees it, so she can kick your ass.

could you be pursuaded to change it for ... let's say ... 5 dollars?

[Boston George]

midge smells like hairy taint

[jman3000]

Oh, cool ... that was good timing. I just found the key to my handcuffs. :nerd

plan on making some citizen arrests?

[SpursWoman]

Arrest. Singular.

[Kori Ellis]

Kori: Jumping Jehosaphats!
LJ: Did you just call me a fat jew?

LJ: Damn I got goo in my hair.
Kori: Does that mean cum?

[SpursWoman]

LJ: Damn I got goo in my hair.
Kori: Does that mean cum?


Nice shot. :tu :lol

[Jekka]

I'm going to stop by the Megaplex on the way home from work. It's just too convenient not to. Then probably the liquor store. :fro

Christy rocks :tu

[katyon6th]

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread right now but damnit, the oreo I just ate didn't have the oreo logo on one side of the cookie.

[Jekka]

Katy's gonna die. Death by poison cookie.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread right now but damnit, the oreo I just ate didn't have the oreo logo on one side of the cookie.

You were eating knockoffs.

[ShoogarBear]

There was this urban legend when I was in college about a bunch of guys circle-jerking onto the open halves of Oreos . . .

[Das Texan]

I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread right now but damnit, the oreo I just ate didn't have the oreo logo on one side of the cookie.


be sure to buy stuff with the name Oreo on it.


Not Orao.

[ShoogarBear]

Notice how I neatly tied two storylines together . . .

[SpursWoman]

I was going to ask if the creamy inside was sweet or not.... http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/yscratchchin.gif

[NASpurs]

Katy is also eating tacos at work. It all comes together in the end.

[2Blonde]

Kori: Jumping Jehosaphats!
LJ: Did you just call me a fat jew?

:lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

Just quoting it to make sure Sandra sees it, so she can kick your ass.

Oh...I saw it and there is definitely gonna be some ass kickin' jman.

[jman3000]

Oh...I saw it and there is definitely gonna be some ass kickin' jman.

sounds kinky.

[1Parker1]

Ok you two, get a room. Perhaps we should rename this thread to "Sandra and Jason, Oh Shit!!!!"

[Silver21_Black20]

sounds kinky.

Damn You!! :madrun

[SpursWoman]

sounds kinky.


I thought you said kinky makes your stomach ache?

[jman3000]

I thought you said kinky makes your stomach ache?

I said gaping ass holes make my stomache ache. Fine difference.

[jman3000]

Damn You!! :madrun

:lol
yeah, I knew you wouldn't have a comeback for that one. I'm learning.

[SpursWoman]

I said gaping ass holes make my stomache ache. Fine difference.

Why were y'all camped out in the anal section then?

There's lots of good kink in the other 98% of the store that is not dedicated to gaping assholes. :spin

[NASpurs]

I think jman went straight into the gay section

[jman3000]

Why were y'all camped out in the anal section then?

There's lots of good kink in the other 98% of the store that is not dedicated to gaping assholes. :spin

It wasn't as well planned out as the fine establishments here I reckon. This is Laredo after all and every sign was in Spanish and every other rack was anal.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol
yeah, I knew you wouldn't have a comeback for that one. I'm learning.

Whatever!

[jman3000]

Whatever!

pwned

[ORION]

what happened to you people ?

[NASpurs]

Whatever!Exactly! Lol!

[Silver21_Black20]

pwned

You are not cool enough to be saying shit like that. So quit it.

[Silver21_Black20]

Exactly! Lol!

Exactly!

[ShoogarBear]

I haven't said this before, but now I must.

This thread sucks.

[angel_luv]

J is obviously and understandably captivated by Sandra.

A little more sweet talk and J might get Sandra to meet him for a Dr. Pepper, methinks. :)


:stirpot: :angel

[NASpurs]

Exactly!Lol! So what kind of music do you like? I'm just asking!

[jman3000]

You are not cool enough to be saying shit like that. So quit it.

shut up

and you're a day late to be messing with awmyplace... so shut up about that too.

[jman3000]

J is obviously and understandably captivated by Sandra.

A little more sweet talk and J might get Sandra to meet him for a Dr. Pepper, methinks. :)

you can shut it too.

[angel_luv]

you can shout it out.

[Silver21_Black20]

Lol! So what kind of music do you like? I'm just asking!

I listen to R&B,Rap,and Hip-Hop.

[NASpurs]

I listen to R&B,Rap,and Hip-Hop.:lmao with the grammatical errors

[Silver21_Black20]

shut up

and you're a day late to be messing with awmyplace... so shut up about that too.

Screw you. I only found out about your awmyplace chick last night in the Troll Forum you ass.

[timvp]

We Want Sapp! We Want Sapp!

[Das Texan]

J is obviously and understandably captivated by Sandra.

A little more sweet talk and J might get Sandra to meet him for a Dr. Pepper, methinks. :)


:stirpot: :angel


its like....


so much innuendo. besides nothing bad happens over a dr pepper right?

[angel_luv]

its like....


so much innuendo. besides nothing bad happens over a dr pepper right?

With me nothing bad ever happens so I may be the wrong one to ask.

[angel_luv]

Shoot forget about bad... I have never had anything happen, end of story. :lol

[ORION]

its like....


so much innuendo. besides nothing bad happens over a dr pepper right?
dr = play doctor and examine with hands
pepper = his penis
so she will examine his penis with her hands

[jman3000]

dr = play doctor and examine with hands
pepper = his penis
so she will examine his penis with her hands

Sherlock Holmes esque if you ask me.

[ORION]

Sherlock Holmes esque if you ask me.
elementary.
I use my powers for good as much as possible

[angel_luv]

Sherlock Holmes esque if you ask me.


Screws loose Holmes is more like it. :rolleyes

Dr. Pepper is Sandra's favorite soda product.

Sometimes a post really is just a post my dear Watson. :lol

[jman3000]

fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck, shit, damn, shit

you will have to read this ... which means that I've, on some level, gotten you to at least acknowledge that they exist.

[angel_luv]

:rolleyes
Congratulations. You must feel great about yourself.

[jman3000]

:rolleyes
Congratulations. You must feel great about yourself.

:elephant :elephant :elephant

don't act so serious about it... jeesh.

[Kori Ellis]

Manny -- Did you hear that Hooligan's shut down?

:lmao

[katyon6th]

Manny -- Did you hear that Hooligan's shut down?

:lmao

Seriously?

[angel_luv]

:elephant :elephant :elephant

don't act so serious about it... jeesh.


Aiight F :fro :fro L! :lol

[ORION]

Screws loose Holmes is more like it. :rolleyes

Dr. Pepper is Sandra's favorite soda product.

Sometimes a post really is just a post my dear Watson. :lol
I was just adding fuel to the fire because I'm bored as heck

[angel_luv]

Manny -- Did you hear that Hooligan's shut down?

:lmao


Hats off to you, Manny! You really turned it around.

:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Seriously?

Yes!

[katyon6th]

Both locations?

[Kori Ellis]

Both locations?

I-10/Huebner shut down.

I don't know if the other one is still open.

For some reason, nothing can stay open at that I-10 location.

Someone should buy the building and let me run a sports bar there. I'd make money.

[ShoogarBear]

I thought you said you weren't posting in here anymore?

[Das Texan]

I-10/Huebner shut down.

I don't know if the other one is still open.

For some reason, nothing can stay open at that I-10 location.

Someone should buy the building and let me run a sports bar there. I'd make money.



awesome!


if i had the investement money kori, i'd gladly go in as partners, as long as there can be some baseball coverage when the spurs and other important nba games arent on of course.

[katyon6th]

I thought you said you weren't posting in here anymore?

I believe I was contemplating the idea. Besides, what's it to you?

[ShoogarBear]

It's everything to me.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.

[ORION]

so lets say your co-worker farts out loud but not on purpose. Should you say anything ?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

not if he was trying to make it funny
then u just laugh

[ORION]

not if he was trying to make it funny
then u just laugh
so I should call them out ?

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto Hatchback?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah, you open?

[midgetonadonkey]

It's been a while....

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember a time, back in '83, when I used to play with yo-yos. Things are different now.

[midgetonadonkey]

"Kind of a long-stemmed flower? Looks like a quick puff of colored smoke?"

[midgetonadonkey]

I really enjoy Steinbeck. He tells tales of killing retards.

[MannyIsGod]

Manny -- Did you hear that Hooligan's shut down?

:lmaoI wonder why? Idiots.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

manny loves his hooligans more than gambling at eagle pass

[midgetonadonkey]

Who thinks a book of my random thoughts would sell?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

depends on how much and from which midge era

i would pay 8 bones for a midge book from your acid/fiesta texas phase

[NASpurs]

I'll buy the -Horry compilation if you ever get to write one.

[midgetonadonkey]

8 bucks? That's a deal.

[katyon6th]

I'll support you, Midge, put me down for 3 books.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to write a book that helps men groom their back hair.

[midgetonadonkey]

Back hair maintenance is a big concern for some people. I'm tapping into a very lucrative demographic.

[NASpurs]

Shut up ashbeeigh

[RashoFan]

Who thinks a book of my random thoughts would sell?
It would sell...1 copy maybe.....:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Can anyone hook me up with some acid?

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to hallucinate.

[RashoFan]

^ just be careful what you use....I might be able to revive you if you do too much...

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/untitled341hf.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.photogiga.com/out.php/i10734_yes.gif

[Jekka]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/untitled341hf.jpg
Are you sure you're not hallucinating already?

[katyon6th]

What the fuck IS that, Midge????

[RashoFan]

my eyes...my eyes...

[ashbeeigh]

Shut up ashbeeigh

I just might. Watch out.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck IS that, Midge????

It's a emo-goth-metal midget.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/untitled341hf.jpg

I'd hit it.

[NASpurs]

I just might. Watch out.Empty threats ashbeeigh.

[katyon6th]

SHE has facial hair!

[2Blonde]

SHE has facial hair!
I don't think it's a SHE???? Just a really gay ass boy midget in leather. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Leave it to midge to post the most fucked up pics.

[kingsfan]

That shit was jacked up

[jman3000]

the face looks fake... but are those sausage links in its left hand?

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.photogiga.com/out.php/i10734_yes.gif

[jman3000]

is that an answer to my question?

or just showing your affinity for the .gif that midge posted?

[Silver21_Black20]

is that an answer to my question?

or just showing your affinity for the .gif that midge posted?

I highly appreciated the Kip .gif that midge posted. I think Kip is hot. I want a Kip.

[jman3000]

I highly appreciated the Kip .gif that midge posted. I think Kip is hot. I want a Kip.

I hate to burst your bubble... but Kip already has a woman

http://cupwnewvision.org/kip2.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

I hate to burst your bubble... but Kip already has a woman

http://cupwnewvision.org/kip2.jpg

I know. I could never compete with LaFawnduh.

[jman3000]

I know. I could never compete with LaFawnduh.

I'd choose you over LaFawnduh... by a hair.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd choose you over LaFawnduh... by a hair.

You don't have to lie.

[jman3000]

You don't have to lie.

sorry for being factitious... LaFawnduh is mighty tasty.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...this thread sucks.

[jman3000]

Shit...this thread sucks.
at least we agree on something

goodnight

[Silver21_Black20]

Hahaha...Robot Chicken is funny.

[Boston George]

C'mon guys i need more people in my fantasy football league its free........draft is on july 10th........just go to yahoo fantasy football and sign up...here is the name of the league and the id # Duck Futter (ID# 115883) password batman2883

[Extra Stout]

Seriously?
My wife has a T-shirt that says "Seriously?" on it. It is a Grey's Anatomy reference, I believe.

[Boston George]

blah

[ORION]

I like the new basketball !

[ashbeeigh]

god damn, there is a hole...in my shirt. Just fyi for anyone that sees me at wal-mart later on.

[ORION]

god damn, there is a hole...in my shirt. Just fyi for anyone that sees me at wal-mart later on.
where is this hole ?

[Jekka]

Wal-Mart blows.

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't say I was going to enjoy the trip to Wal-Mart. I know it does. It's on on my right shoulder, Orion.

[ORION]

I didn't say I was going to enjoy the trip to Wal-Mart. I know it does. It's on on my right shoulder, Orion.
get a parrot and put it on your right shoulder and wear an eye patch. Then when you get home eat the parrot and maybe take off the eye patch.

[jman3000]

I'm hungry

[Silver21_Black20]

I want to learn how to box.

I want to be a boxer.

[Old School Chic]

I want to learn how to box.

I want to be a boxer.

You are too pretty for that. You might want to go for something more Sassy.
It was nice seeing you again...

[SpursWoman]

I want to learn how to box.

I want to be a boxer.


Kickboxing is even better ... you get to punch and kick shit. :tu

[jman3000]

I'm hungry

I ended up cutting up about 5 oranges... I don't know if that qualifies as a meal or not... but damn do I love oranges.

[jman3000]

You are too pretty for that. You might want to go for something more Sassy.
It was nice seeing you again...
I don't remember meeting you.

:wtf

[Old School Chic]

I don't remember meeting you.

:wtf


I was talking to Sandra, not you.

[jman3000]

lies!

[Silver21_Black20]

It was nice seeing you again...

It was really nice seeing you again too. Did you enjoy the game?

[Silver21_Black20]

Kickboxing is even better ... you get to punch and kick shit. :tu

Ooo...that sounds like fun!

[Extra Stout]

I was talking to Sandra, not you.
That's right, so jman, you can get your face as bloody and disfigured as you please. No big loss.

[jman3000]

That's right, so jman, you can get your face as bloody and disfigured as you please. No big loss.

but this is my money maker : (

[Old School Chic]

It was really nice seeing you again too. Did you enjoy the game?

Actually we all did. Too bad they lost.

[SpursWoman]

Ooo...that sounds like fun!

It's awesome ... I highly recommend it as a theraputic release.



Or to learn really cool ways to kick someone's ass...whatever your motivation. :lol

[jman3000]

Is it possible to get vitamin c poisining? shit that was a lot of oranges.

[Silver21_Black20]

Actually we all did. Too bad they lost.

I'm glad to hear you all enjoyed yourselves.

[SpursWoman]

Chris is going to be gone until late tonight for God knows how long testing all the firework crap he made, and I have no idea what to do. My kids aren't going to be home either....this doesn't happen very often.

What do I do? Gym? Batting cages? Movie?

*sigh*

I'm bored already.

[Silver21_Black20]

It's awesome ... I highly recommend it as a theraputic release.



Or to learn really cool ways to kick someone's ass...whatever your motivation. :lol

My cousin and I wanted to take Kickboxing in college but it was only one credit.

[jman3000]

What do I do? Gym? Batting cages? Movie?

*sigh*

I'm bored already.

Let's go see Superman :spin

[SpursWoman]

They offered it in college? I've had a Bally's membership for years ... the guy that taught it on Tuesdays & Thursdays was badass. But I just looked at the schedule and it doesn't look like he's there anymore.

It looks like this new guy that used to go to a lot of the other classes I went to...and he had no fucking rhythm whatsoever. So him leading a class has got to totally suck.

[SpursWoman]

Let's go see Superman :spin



Oh, man ... I would be in so much trouble if I saw that without him. :lol

[SpursWoman]

Oh...or I could pick up Whataburger on the way home and park my ass on the couch and watch the draft. Hmmm...

[jman3000]

Oh, man ... I would be in so much trouble if I saw that without him. :lol

you could just pretend you don't know what's gonna happen... I've done it before.

[Extra Stout]

Is it possible to get vitamin c poisining? shit that was a lot of oranges.
You won't get Vitamin C poisoning; however, you may emit citrus farts, which are spectacularly rancid.

[jman3000]

however, you may emit citrus farts, which are spectacularly rancid.


:stirpot:

It would appear the chances of me going to the movies with someone has drastically fell.

[ShoogarBear]

No, you can't get Vitamin C poisoning. Linus Pauling was pushing megadoses of Vitamin C as the cure for everything a while back. After a certain amount, however, I believe it all just spills out into your urine.

[SpursWoman]

:lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

:stirpot:

It would appear the chances of me going to the movies with someone has drastically fell.

So...you are gonna cancel on me. How dare you!?!?

[jman3000]

No, you can't get Vitamin C poisoning. Linus Pauling was pushing megadoses of Vitamin C as the cure for everything a while back. After a certain amount, however, I believe it all just spills out into your urine.

at least I learned something new today.

what if you eat too much gravy? does that spill out into your urine as well?

:drunk

[SpursWoman]

what if you eat too much gravy? does that spill out into your urine as well?

:drunk


No, it spreads out into your ass. :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

Do I need to post the map of the Quarry again?

[jman3000]

So...you are gonna cancel on me. How dare you!?!?

If you can live with these "spectacularly rancid" farts ES talks so highly of, I'm game.

:wakeup

[jman3000]

:lmao :lmao
That double wammy by SW and SugB was too much for me... good laugh indeed.

[ORION]

when I fly to San Diego in 2 weeks I'm going to join the mile high club by myself !

[Extra Stout]

:stirpot:

It would appear the chances of me going to the movies with someone has drastically fell.
Silly young man, the past participle of "fall" is "fallen," not "fell." "Fell" is simple preterite.

[Silver21_Black20]

Do I need to post the map of the Quarry again?

Noooooooo!

[ShoogarBear]

Got it memorized, I see.

[jman3000]

Silly young man, the past participle of "fall" is "fallen," not "fell." "Fell" is simple preterite.

i actually caught that ... but i didn't feel the need to correct it.

[jman3000]

Noooooooo!

I thought that map was great ... the arrow to the bushes was genius.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want some ice cream.

[jman3000]

:lmao

you're making it too easy for him....

[ShoogarBear]

Those primal urges are too strong to resist.

[angel_luv]

So...you are gonna cancel on me. How dare you!?!?


Will you two please go out already? :angel

[ShoogarBear]

Give a woman some really good ice cream, it's like giving her diamonds AND getting her drunk.

[jman3000]

Will you two please go out already? :angel

I just don't wanna see Superman by myself... you can come too.

[angel_luv]

I just don't wanna see Superman by myself... you can come too.


Thanks, that is nice. :)

But I didn't want to see Superman.

I want to go see Click and then when it comes out, The Devil Wore Prada.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

you're making it too easy for him....

:lol

No shit. I think I'll keep my mouth shut. :-x

[Das Texan]

Oh...or I could pick up Whataburger on the way home and park my ass on the couch and watch the draft. Hmmm...


dedicated basketball fan there.


i'm making a sammich and watching the draft.

[Das Texan]

So...you are gonna cancel on me. How dare you!?!?


he just wants you for hte hardcore sex.

[Silver21_Black20]

I just don't wanna see Superman by myself... you can come too.

I wouldn't want to be the third wheel so I'll let you two go to the movies. Have Fun!! :tu

[jman3000]

:lol

No shit. I think I'll keep my mouth shut. :-x


just for the record... if I had posted this you would have kicked me ass


So...you are gonna cancel on me. How dare you!?!?

[Das Texan]

Thanks, that is nice. :)

But I didn't want to see Superman.

I want to go see Click and then when it comes out, The Devil Wore Prada.


Damn chick flick the devil wore prada, though the name sounds cool, thats probably about hte only cool thing about it, not that it matters as viewing that flick would result in the loss of one's man license.

[ShoogarBear]

I just don't wanna see Superman by myself... you can come too.

Now that's what I call swinging for the fences.