Oh Shit!!! (3)

[ashbeeigh]

CBF llorará en leer tantos gringos hablando el idioma de su gente


¡Pero CBF le gusta mucho cuando hablo español lee mi esignatura!

[AlamoSpursFan]

Ich spreche wenige deutsch, weil ich nur fier monate studiert haben.

I knew somebody would...I only know "sprechenze Deutsch" from a Coke commercial about 25 years ago.

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.mcescher.com/Gallery/back-bmp/LW327.jpg

Don't even think about complaining about its width.

[Extra Stout]

En mi trabajo, los hispanos me han designado un mexicano honorario.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Who is the artist, you ask? Why it's M.C. Escher.

[AlamoSpursFan]

¡Pero CBF le gusta mucho cuando hablo español lee mi esignatura!

Hey...don't be calling CBF a dog in your much speaking Spanish signature...

(That's a guess on my part... :lmao )

[Melmart1]

http://www.mcescher.com/Gallery/back-bmp/LW327.jpg

Don't even think about complaining about its width.

Well, if it was a Delmonte I wouldn't complain. But it's a dumbass picture, so I will bitch...

QUIT FUCKING WITH THE MARGINS!!!

[AlamoSpursFan]

Nothing like a pic of daisy chained lizards playing Dungeons and Dragons...

[Squid]

I'm a squid.

[ashbeeigh]

En mi trabajo, los hispanos me han designado un mexicano honorario.


Que bueno. mucha gente de mi trabajo anterior no podrían creer que hablo español. Pero es de "castellano" y muchos no podrían entender unas cosas.

[ashbeeigh]

Hey...don't be calling CBF a dog in your much speaking Spanish signature...

(That's a guess on my part... :lmao )

:lmao, it was "but CBF likes it when I speak spanish read my sig."

[Extra Stout]

OK, muy pronto haré la medianoche, y debo acostarme; entonces, buenas noches a todos.

Ya no soy tan jóven de que pudiera quedar despierto muy tarde sin sufrir las consecuencias.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Que bueno. mucha gente de mi trabajo anterior no podrían creer que hablo español. Pero es de "castellano" y muchos no podrían entender unas cosas.

You like calling people dogs, don't you?

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

You like calling people dogs, don't you?

:lol


Yes! Yes, I do. It's Perro for dog. It's two differnt letters in Spanish the R and the Rr.

[Squid]

I don't understand spanish. I'm only a squid. Please speak english.

[Squid]

I'll squirt ink on you.

[Squid]

Because I'm a squid. And squids squirt ink.

[AlamoSpursFan]

OIC.

Well, in that case...Que lindas cosas hace Dios para sus hijos!

[jman3000]

fucking spanish sucks

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

What the Fuck!!

[TOP-CHERRY]

OK, muy pronto haré la medianoche, y debo acostarme; entonces, buenas noches a todos.

Ya no soy tan jóven de que pudiera quedar despierto muy tarde sin sufrir las consecuencias.
"Ya no estoy tan joven para quedarme despierto muy tarde sin sufrir las consequencias."

I must be some kind of awesome if I can correct english AND spanish grammar.

[ashbeeigh]

These trolls are more annoying then me, don't y'all think? :flipoff

[ashbeeigh]

He's drunk Cherry, leave the guy alone! Except I should be able to do that too.

[Silver21_Black20]

You kick ass, CHERRY!

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.mcescher.com/Gallery/recogn-bmp/LW439.jpg

[jman3000]

I almost pulled a TIMVP with my drink ... close call

[TOP-CHERRY]

How the hell does he do it????????

[jman3000]

is that the artist that does the staircases that go in a bunch of dimensions?

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.mcescher.com/
Look, you can't even see the water.

gasp

[TOP-CHERRY]

Oops. I forgot to post the picture.

haha

http://www.mcescher.com/Gallery/symmetry-bmp/E58.jpg

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.mcescher.com/Quotes/escherleest.jpg

[TOP-CHERRY]

Have you guys seen the movie 'Light It Up'? I watched it today and I cried like ten times.

Ziggy had pretty eyes.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Life was kinda hectic and I was having trouble sleeping
I was going crazy and I had to get away
I loaded up my pickup for a Mexican vacation
I didn't know the language but I quickly learned to say


Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita


I kept right on driving until I hit the ocean
Found a small cantina down ol' Monterrey way
Met up with a girl down there but she did not speak any English
I probably coulda had her too, but all I knew how to say was

Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita

Woke up the next morning and I knew I was in trouble
I was extremely naked lying face down in the sand
Stumbled to me feet, started looking for my old pickup
I would've asked for help, but all I knew how to say was

Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita

So if your life is hectic and your having trouble sleeping
Think your going crazy and you got to get away
The thought has crossed your mind about headin' out for the border
Let me tell you something boy, all you need to know how to say is

Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita

[TOP-CHERRY]

Dame otra tequila, senorita bonita. I really need it now.

[ashbeeigh]

Did I already say I have a headache and my ears hurt? Why do adults get ear aches? WTF?

[TOP-CHERRY]

... something, something... no tengo dinero, caballero. So can we work it out?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I was running earlier at the park and I saw this couple laying down on the grass making out, and I stared.

Hahahahaha, no I kid.

I was disturbed cuz there were children around.

[TOP-CHERRY]

And I saw a mouse.

[TOP-CHERRY]

And it stared at me.

[TOP-CHERRY]

And it was pretty.

[ashbeeigh]

And I saw a mouse.


I saw a mouse at work last summer, it died a slow and painful poison filled death. The owner had to come and sweep it up for me. The only thing holding me together was the chance that Beno would come in and get some doughnuts. :lmao

[jman3000]

I was running earlier at the park and I saw this couple laying down on the grass making out

sorry about that ... it didn't get much farther than that, I promise.

[TOP-CHERRY]

When I was little, my dad had set a mouse trap once, and it caught a baby mouse and I cried cuz it was dead.

It was just so cute.

[ashbeeigh]

My cats caught a mouse once in our old house. My mom stood on the couch and screamed at them all day.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I had a pet hamster when I was little. I forgot what I named it.

[Squid]

Hey Squid. I was thinking it might be kind of hot if you inked on me. I love getting pissed on so a squid ink shower would turn me on so much. Let me know what you think.


Is this the type of people you have occupying your forum?!? I'm here 10 minutes and a girl is already pming me asking me to ink on her. What kind of perverts post here?

[tw05baller]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/640x480/2xradard3_anim.gif

[TOP-CHERRY]

And I had a rabbit when I was a baby, but I don't remember it.

[midgetonadonkey]

When I was 4 I had a chihuahua named Pepper. One day it got into our neigbors garden and she poured hot grease on him and killed him.

[jman3000]

http://icons.wunderground.com/data/640x480/2xradard3_anim.gif

:pctoss

[ashbeeigh]

When I was 4 I had a chihuahua named Pepper. One day it got into our neigbors garden and she poured hot grease on him and killed him.


Are you serious midge? :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you serious midge? :depressed

Yup. My parents also told me what happened to the dog instead of saying it ran away. It was a bit traumatizing.

[jman3000]

that makes me wonder if all my pets that have gone missing just "ran away"

hmmm....

[TOP-CHERRY]

When I was 4 I had a chihuahua named Pepper. One day it got into our neigbors garden and she poured hot grease on him and killed him.
What a tragic death. Is it bad that I chuckled at that?

This is the song they played at the end of that movie:


I never thought you were a fairweather friend
You never let me down, you're true to the end
You’re in the darkest hour, when all was lost
Somehow you left the light on
You faced the wrong and showed the world a thing or two
Stood up for me, for you
And you should know

Some say it wasn’t worth the things we went through
I say it ain’t worth losing you
I hope you know how much you’ve changed all our lives
Someday you’ll see if only through heaven’s eyes

I still remember the things that you said
I keep your words alive I could never forget
Cause in the final hour you made me proud
So proud that I could know you
You told the world its time that they believed in you
You stood for right and truth
And you should know

Some say it wasn’t worth the things we went through
I say it ain’t worth losing you
I hope you know how much you’ve changed all our lives
Someday you’ll see if only through heaven’s eyes

Only through heaven’s eyes ...

And so we can’t forget
We’ve got to keep remembering them all
The ones who took the fall
They did it for us all
And we should learn from it
Stand up if you believe in it
You’ve got to face the world ... be strong

Yes, it's by Nsync.

No, I'm not lame.

But yes, it's a nice song.

No, I'm not joking.

Yes, I rock.

[Silver21_Black20]

midgetonadonkey

[midgetonadonkey]

What a tragic death. Is it bad that I chuckled at that?

It's not bad at all. Chuckle to your heart's content.

[ashbeeigh]

Yup. My parents also told me what happened to the dog instead of saying it ran away. It was a bit traumatizing.


Well, I'll go find you a little midget dog for a little midgetonadonkey one day to make you feel better.

[Squid]

(random natural squid noises)

[Squid]

dammit

[ashbeeigh]

I may have to stay awake for this rain, headache/ear pain and all. Afterall I do have y'all.

[TOP-CHERRY]

(random natural squid noises)
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah ahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah

I laugh at such stupid things.

But that was funny for some reason.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm still laughing.

No, I'm not joking.

No, I'm not drunk.

Yes, I'm awesome.

[jman3000]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah ahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah

I laugh at such stupid things.

But that was funny for some reason.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who laughed.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have to agree with Cherry. I too believe she is awesome.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Midget, you're too sweet for words.

[Bill Taylor]

.

[Jaime Escalante]

What is wrong with you burros?!? In here every night posting your caca. Get some ganas and go learn calculus. You want to be on top que no?

[ashbeeigh]

Bill Taylor, that is a good troll name. That is making me laugh more than the natural squid noises, even if I did see that first post Squid and know you're someone I know.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I was gonna post

I have a college algebra test tomorrow.

-Horry

in the college sucks thread.

But then I didn't.

[ashbeeigh]

I was gonna post

I have a college algebra test tomorrow.

-Horry

in the college sucks thread.

But then I didn't.


I don't think that girl would get it, everyone else would get a kick out of it.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Squid, say something funny.

[Squid]

Bill Taylor, that is a good troll name. That is making me laugh more than the natural squid noises, even if I did see that first post Squid and know you're someone I know.

You know nothing of me!

[Bill Taylor]

http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/webcams/superdoppler/images/doppler_lg.gif

[jman3000]

I don't think that girl would get it, everyone else would get a kick out of it.

trumbabar or whatever the name is = a dude ... and he bears a striking resemblance to Jesus ... check the troll forum for more info.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I forgot I really don't like squids ever since that day I saw a picture of one of those gigantic ones they find in the ocean and I got a little freaked out.

[Squid]

I forgot I really don't like squids ever since that day I saw a picture of one of those gigantic ones they find in the ocean and I got a little freaked out.

Don't be afraid. I'm gentle.

[jman3000]

I forgot I really don't like squids ever since that day I saw a picture of one of those gigantic ones they find in the ocean and I got a little freaked out.


You mean like this? That squid is like 50 feet long fyi.
http://www.collisiondetection.net/images/giant_squid_captured.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

Balls.

[Squid]

You mean like this? That squid is like 50 feet long fyi.
http://www.collisiondetection.net/images/giant_squid_captured.gif

That's my Uncle Rick.

[jman3000]

:lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

Those monsters are scary.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm going to bed cuz I'm just too scared for words.

[jman3000]

That's my Uncle Rick.

Tell your uncle he left his arm on the boat

http://www.jeffsweather.com/archives/Untitled18.jpg

[Melmart1]

What is wrong with you burros?!? In here every night posting your caca. Get some ganas and go learn calculus. You want to be on top que no?

This has to be one of my favorite trolls of all time :lmao

[Squid]

Tell your uncle he left his arm on the boat

http://www.jeffsweather.com/archives/Untitled18.jpg

I swear he tells that story every Thursday night when we go bowling.

[Bill Taylor]

http://images.ibsys.com/sh/images/weather/auto/radar_tx_640x480.jpg

i hope i dont get in trouble for plagerizm like albert flores did.

[jman3000]

Those monsters are scary.

I'm gonna have to agree on this one:

http://www.leatherwoodonline.com/ee/images/uploads/squid_hi.jpg

I mean, come on. This one has a fucking SWORD and a SHIELD. WTF?
http://www.eotl.org/races/squid.gif

[Squid]

http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story/lead.jpg

This is a picture of the chick I'm banging. I know what you are gonna say, she has butter face. I just turn her over and that problem is solved.

[jman3000]

http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/issues/Issue.03-10-2005/cover/Article.cover_story/lead.jpg



She kinda looks like a penis ... you sure it's a girl?

[KEDA]

I'm sitting here at the Chachos off of Perin Beitel eating a bean and cheese taco with a frozen Jack & C oke drunk off my ass.

yes, this is my drunk post for the evening!

[Bill Taylor]

ive got to get out of bed and get chris off of me so i can go to the station and start reporting on this beautiful super cell

[Silver21_Black20]

This one time, I went to Whataburger and I ordered my usual...#7 with no onions/tomatoes, and add bacon and cheese. I got home, looked in my burger and there was no bacon. The bastards forgot my bacon.

I was pissed :flipoff, then I was sad :( then I was just dissapointed :depressed

[jman3000]

2120 hasn't said anything in a while ... where you be at?

[midgetonadonkey]

Which troll is worse, Squid or Bill Taylor?

[jman3000]

2120 hasn't said anything in a while ... where you be at?

lmao @ my psychic powers

[Bill Taylor]

This one time, I went to Whataburger and I ordered my usual...#7 with no onions/tomatoes, and add bacon and cheese. I got home, looked in my burger and there was no bacon. The bastards forgot my bacon.

I was pissed :flipoff, then I was sad :( then I was just dissapointed :depressed

next time come to the kens 5 backyard bar b cue and i will cook for you.

[jman3000]

lmao @ my psychic powers

[midgetonadonkey]

Squid blows.

Edit: jman3000 blows Squid

[jman3000]

This one time, I went to Whataburger and I ordered my usual...#7 with no onions/tomatoes, and add bacon and cheese. I got home, looked in my burger and there was no bacon. The bastards forgot my bacon.

I was pissed :flipoff, then I was sad :( then I was just dissapointed :depressed

If I had brought that burger, it would've been very cold because I would have had to of rode my bike all the way down there. Better with no bacon then cold.

[Bill Taylor]

If I had brought that burger, it would've been very cold because I would have had to of rode my bike all the way down there. Better with no bacon then cold.

join kens 5's project cool and help your old neighbors beat the heat

[midgetonadonkey]

Jaime Escalante has inspired me to learn calculus.

[Silver21_Black20]

2120 hasn't said anything in a while ... where you be at?

I've been thinking about my burger with no bacon.

[jman3000]

join kens 5's project cool and help your old neighbors beat the heat

lick my balls weather man.

[jman3000]

I've been thinking about my burger with no bacon.

in an average week how many whataburgers and how many dr. peppers do you consume?

these numbers intrigue me.

[midgetonadonkey]

lick my balls weather man.

Are you sure you have some? Because I don't think you do.

[Bill Taylor]

lick my balls weather man.
i'll lick anything that comes in pairs. like today's low a pair of 7's

[jman3000]

Are you sure you have some? Because I don't think you do.

we can handle this in gig and bishop fashion. You got pics?

[jman3000]

i'll lick anything that comes in pairs. like today's low a pair of 7's

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

we can handle this in gig and bishop fashion. You got pics?

Are you asking to see my balls?

[jman3000]

Are you asking to see my balls?

no. we're gonna send them to spurswoman. that's how it is. that's how it always will be.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fag. You wanna see my balls.

[jman3000]

Fag. You wanna see my balls.
actually ... im a sandra troll ...

[Rocky Dennis]

Hi Guys!

[midgetonadonkey]

Hi Guys!

:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It's my belief that the word "scalliwag" is not used anywhere NEAR enough in conversations these days.

[atlfan25]

Fucking Fantastic.

More Storms Tonight, And They Shall Hit While I Am Lifting.

I Am Quite Ecstatic.

Like The Time Silverblack Told Me Her First Job.

[jman3000]

It's my belief that the word "scalliwag" is not used anywhere NEAR enough in conversations these days.

If you want to get beat down by a bunch of ex confederate soldiers ... be my guest.

[Rocky Dennis]

:lmao

Don't laugh at me. I'm normal like everybody else. I just look different.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I had never watched an episode of "Nip/Tuck" before until I saw two tonight at the bar.
That show rocks!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If you want to get beat down by a bunch of ex confederate soldiers ... be my guest.

Bastards need to realize that the war is over and they lost!

[Rocky Dennis]

Anyone wanna hear my poem. Here goes.

These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun, shining on my face.

[jman3000]

Anyone wanna hear my poem. Here goes.

These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun, shining on my face.

How far did that poem get you with that girl?

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to learn to play harmonica by Tuesday night or I won't be able to perform at the talent show and win the money we need to save the Community Center.

[Rocky Dennis]

How far did that poem get you with that girl?

She let me finger her and she was stroking the cock a bit but just outside the jeans. I tried unzipping but she kinda freaked.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Ashbeeigh,
before you make another post or say another word,
shut the hell up.

[jman3000]

She let me finger her and she was stroking the cock a bit but just outside the jeans. I tried unzipping but she kinda freaked.
she may be blind ... but she's no whore.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh,
before you make another post or say another word,
shut the hell up.

Don't talk to ashbeeigh like that.

[Trainwreck2100]

censored I say

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Don't talk to ashbeeigh like that.

Would you rather I told her "Shut the FUCK up!" instead?

[midgetonadonkey]

Would you rather I told her "Shut the FUCK up!" instead?

Yes. If it's something worth doing, it's worth doing right.

The good Doctor has said this many times.

[Silver21_Black20]

in an average week how many whataburgers and how many dr. peppers do you consume?

these numbers intrigue me.

I eat Whataburger...maybe...once every two weeks.

Dr. Pepper, on the other hand...I have way too much of.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Okay then.
Ashbeeigh,
before you make another post or say another word,
shut the FUCK up!!!!!!

You're right.
That did sound a lot better!

[Rocky Dennis]

I hate when my mom goes out all night and comes home wasted. I hate it so much. It makes me want to break plates!!

[jman3000]

I eat Whataburger...maybe...once every two weeks.

Dr. Pepper, on the other hand...I have way too much of.

You do realize there's like 50,000 different ways to eat a Whataburger ... you need to pick up the slack.

and Dr. P = slow juice. .... but it is tasty when super cold :drunk

[midgetonadonkey]

Does Rocky Dennis die at the end of Mask? I remember Cher crying at the end of the movie but is it because he died or because she was a crack whore?

[Trainwreck2100]

Breakfas on a Bun at whataburger is awesome.

[jman3000]

Does Rocky Dennis die at the end of Mask? I remember Cher crying at the end of the movie but is it because he died or because she was a crack whore?

That facial disease he has kills him ... but Cher was crying because she is a crack whore.

[jman3000]

Breakfas on a Bun at whataburger is awesome.

Do YOU like it in the pooper?

[Trainwreck2100]

Do YOU like it in the pooper?

lay off the speed

[midgetonadonkey]

Do YOU like it in the pooper?

Are you offering to take Trainwreck's virginity?

[jman3000]

Are you offering to take Trainwreck's virginity?

Your mom was in line first.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

In & Out Burger is over-rated.

[midgetonadonkey]

Your mom was in line first.

So you are insulting my mother by saying she was going to fuck Trainwreck?

[Silver21_Black20]

Like The Time Silverblack Told Me Her First Job.

And I bet you are still ecstatic to this day.

[jman3000]

And I bet you are still ecstatic to this day.

I think 2120 is stuck in a time warp where she is 2-3 pages back in this thread. Amazing.

[jman3000]

So you are insulting my mother by saying she was going to fuck Trainwreck?
SHE was going to fuck him? That must mean he does like it in the pooper. Most intrigueing.

[midgetonadonkey]

SHE was going to fuck him? That must mean he does like it in the pooper. Most intrigueing.

Are you implying my mother has a penis or Trainwreck likes transexuals giving it to him in the ass?

[jman3000]

Are you implying my mother has a penis or Trainwreck likes transexuals giving it to him in the ass?

A little bit from door #1 ... a little bit from door #2 ... actually, quite a bit from door #2.

[Trainwreck2100]

I hate you people

[jman3000]

I hate you people

Did you ever make that .gif of RoboCop shooting that guy in the nuts between that hostage girls dress?

[Trainwreck2100]

Did you ever make that .gif of RoboCop shooting that guy in the nuts between that hostage girls dress?


I don't even know which robocp it is.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Trainwreck going to take orders from a n00b?

[midgetonadonkey]

Robocop 1

[Trainwreck2100]

Is Trainwreck going to take orders from a n00b?


you know he didn't even say please.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should make him suck your asshole for the animated gif.

[jman3000]

It's probably the only scene I can think of involving somebody getting their nuts blown off that I think is cool.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's probably the only scene I can think of involving somebody getting their nuts blown off that I think is cool.

You think it's cool for a guy to get his nuts blown?

[jman3000]

You think it's cool for a guy to get his nuts blown?

trainwreck forum

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The band Prostitute Disfigurement are long overdue for a well-deserved Grammy victory.

[jman3000]

You should make him suck your asshole for the animated gif.

Hows about I pay a hooker to do it? sound fair?

[Silver21_Black20]

I think 2120 is stuck in a time warp where she is 2-3 pages back in this thread. Amazing.

Well...I am doing other things too besides e-listening to you guys' stupid conversation.

[jman3000]

Well...I am doing other things too besides e-listening to you guys' stupid conversation.

I'm sorry ... continue what you were doing darlin'

[jman3000]

*wink*

[midgetonadonkey]

Why don't you ask her out dude. She's obviously into you.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why don't you ask her out dude. She's obviously into you.

Nobody is talking to you.

[jman3000]

Why don't you ask her out dude. She's obviously into you.

Because our families have been at war for far too long. My father wouldn't allow it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was just thinking, shit he's always all up on your nizuts.

[midgetonadonkey]

Because our families have been at war for far too long. My father wouldn't allow it.

Alright dude. That was some funny shit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Because our families have been at war for far too long. My father wouldn't allow it.

pussy

[Silver21_Black20]

Aww...midge and jman are best friends.

[midgetonadonkey]

Aww...midge and jman are best friends.

If we are best friends than you two are friends with benefits.

[jman3000]

It was either her or angel that called me "too pretty". wtf kinda crap is that?

[jman3000]

pussy
i know you are but what am i?



sorry ... I'm watching pee wee's big adventure right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm watching pee wee's big adventure right now.


pussy

[jman3000]

:lol

edit: fuck off

[Silver21_Black20]

If we are best friends than you two are friends with benefits.

I know where you fuckin' work...better watch your back.

[jman3000]

I know where you fuckin' work...better watch your back.

:lmao

Midge is gonna get ass raped.

[Trainwreck2100]

I know where you fuckin' work...better watch your back.

watch it j sounds like she's ready to cheat on you.

[midgetonadonkey]

SB is stalking me.

[jman3000]

:lmao

Midge is gonna get ass raped.



lucky bastard

:drunk

[Melmart1]

Your families are at war? This ain't Shakespeare, gotdamnit. Ask her out, Romeo.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Or is it the Hatfields and the McCoys?

[Melmart1]

Whoever it is. Quit this shit and get to courtin'!

[midgetonadonkey]

courtin'? Is that what dykes call it?

[jman3000]

Your families are at war? This ain't Shakespeare, gotdamnit. Ask her out, Romeo.

I've actually never asked a girl out in my life ... as weird as that may sound. The relationships I've been in, they've just kinda happened.

[Melmart1]

There is a first time for everything.

[jman3000]

courtin'? Is that what dykes call it?

dykes call it "double penetration"

[midgetonadonkey]

If you had to chose between killing a baby with a spoon or getting battered and deep fried alive, which would you chose?

[jman3000]

If you had to chose between killing a baby with a spoon or getting battered and deep fried alive, which would you chose?

Is the baby a hemaphrodite? That would make the question 10x easier to answer.

[Trainwreck2100]

Well it's not robocop, but it's the next best thing

http://random-m.com/images/16238606_cars.gif

[jman3000]

Well it's not robocop, but it's the next best thing

http://random-m.com/images/16238606_cars.gif
RoboCop and this dude would fuck all them cars up:

http://aliens.humlak.cz/aliens/Aliens_papirove_modely/wip/pics/robocop.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

evil robocop?

[jman3000]

evil robocop?

he's evil alright ... evil enough to shoot you in the face.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD20dZXY0Ko

[ShoogarBear]

You can click on the podcast link in my sig to see me. I am the last girl, Melissa.
That's not the kind of pic he meant.

[Melmart1]

That's not the kind of pic he meant.

Then what did he mean, pray tell?

[jman3000]

Then what did he mean, pray tell?



I thought he said "I see nothing but a flaming lesbo"

[atlfan25]

And I bet you are still ecstatic to this day.
I don't know how you know me so well, but this is true.

And please, for the love of god, destroy this fucking avatar ---> :madrun

[jman3000]

I'm getting tired ...

good luck in your game tomorrow Sandra.

laterz everyone else.

[ShoogarBear]

Then what did he mean, pray tell?
He meant a pic that would hold up in court as proof of lesbianism.

[Melmart1]

I don't got to prove shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't know how you know me so well, but this is true.


I knew the moment you called me an asshole, when I was a newbie, that there was something special about you.

[midgetonadonkey]

It sounds like SB wants a jman, atl double plug.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't got to prove shit.
True, you don't. Be we don't got to believe shit either.

[ShoogarBear]

It sounds like SB wants a jman, atl double plug.
Careful how you throw around the SBs.

[Melmart1]

I don't believe 99% of what is said in this thread, anyways. The other 1% is merely suspect.

[Silver21_Black20]

good luck in your game tomorrow Sandra.

Thx!

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't believe 99% of what is said in this thread, anyways. The other 1% is merely suspect.

With that said I am going to finally admit that I don't believe Melmart is a lesbian. I believe it is all a ruse.

[ShoogarBear]

Since we're in true confession, I am going to finally admit that I don't believe Melmart is a Rangers fan. I believe it is all a ruse.

[midgetonadonkey]

The acoustic version of Everlong by the Foo Fighters is a fucking amazing song. Simply fucking amazing.

[Das Texan]

good god.


do i even want to know whats been going on here tonight?


i didnt get drunk...bummer.

but i got some good smoking in. good ole lebanese culture.

[midgetonadonkey]

You know, I gave Das Texan shit the other night, but I know realize it was completely uncalled for.


You are good people Das Texan. May your first child be a masculine child.

[Das Texan]

You know, I gave Das Texan shit the other night, but I know realize it was completely uncalled for.


You are good people Das Texan. May your first child be a masculine child.



if my first child doesnt have male organs i am not claiming said child.

[midgetonadonkey]

if my first child doesnt have male organs i am not claiming said child.

My respect for you grows with every post. This one was simply amazing.

[Melmart1]

Since we're in true confession, I am going to finally admit that I don't believe Melmart is a Rangers fan. I believe it is all a ruse.

Doubt my sexual orientaion, but don't ever doubt my fandom! :pctoss

[Jekka]

The acoustic version of Everlong by the Foo Fighters is a fucking amazing song. Simply fucking amazing.

:tu

Damn, I should have done some drunken posting last night - then maybe I would have stayed up later and not have woken up at fucking 7am. 7am blows.

[SpursWoman]

Damn, I should have done some drunken posting last night - then maybe I would have stayed up later and not have woken up at fucking 7am. 7am blows.

:tu

[TheQuattro]

you all can talk some shit.

[spurschick]

:tu

Damn, I should have done some drunken posting last night - then maybe I would have stayed up later and not have woken up at fucking 7am. 7am blows.

I had a good buzz when I got home at 1am, but a bit too tired for drunken posting. I woke around 7am myself. My brain is just used to it.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20, 1Billups1

Answer midgetonadonkey, dammit!!!

[ashbeeigh]

1Billups1! WTF?

[jman3000]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
Silver21_Black20, 1Billups1

Answer midgetonadonkey, dammit!!!

This in response to a thread about who Michael Finley will sign with last year.


It is most likely that he will sign with Miami.

I can't make this stuff up people. It speaks for itself.

[SpursWoman]

I think it traumatized him into not posting anymore. That has to be it.

[jman3000]

The truth? The truth is that it is probably a troll. A troll that somehow was able to spring free from its masters cage and wander the www like a bird migrating for the winter. Unfortunately, the troll didn't have a very high IQ, so it found the dumbest thread it could find and decided to lurk.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm a little nervous for tonight's softball game.

[Das Texan]

good luck to all you softball players representing.

[katyon6th]

The truth? The truth is that it is probably a troll. A troll that somehow was able to spring free from its masters cage and wander the www like a bird migrating for the winter. Unfortunately, the troll didn't have a very high IQ, so it found the dumbest thread it could find and decided to lurk.
are you talking about my brother?

[MannyIsGod]

This thread does suck. Bad.

[jman3000]

This thread does suck. Bad.

I concur

[jman3000]

are you talking about my brother?

You better have my money, trick :sombrero:

[jman3000]

I'm a little nervous for tonight's softball game.

Quite honestly, your competion in practices is probably going to be more competitive than the game ... that's just my opinion based on y'alls talent.

:spin

[MannyIsGod]

Quite honestly, your competion in practices is probably going to be more competitive than the game ... that's just my opinion based on y'alls talent.

:spinNo one asked you your opinion.

[jman3000]

No one asked you your opinion.

your mom did

[MannyIsGod]

Nice.

My mom is dead.

[katyon6th]

You better have my money, trick :sombrero:

Don't take that asshole tone with me, fucker.

[SpursWoman]

Nice.

My mom is dead.


Just for that, I'm going to open up the urn and blow my mom's ashes in your eyes. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Tell you what katy...the $25 that jman gave you, keep it and it'll go towrds the $40 I owe you. So now I owe you $15. Great, thanks!

[MannyIsGod]

Damnit, you can't ruin the oldest trick to the "your mom" insult like tht.

[SpursWoman]

I never mentioned when I scared the shit out of the electrician a couple of weeks ago with it. I wasn't ruining it...I was contributing. :spin

[jman3000]

Damnit, you can't ruin the oldest trick to the "your mom" insult like tht.

I actually said it to a friend at work once, but it was harsher ... he's an older guy and his mom actually had died. I felt like shit the rest of the day.

[jman3000]

Tell you what katy...the $25 that jman gave you, keep it and it'll go towrds the $40 I owe you. So now I owe you $15. Great, thanks!

:pctoss

[TOP-CHERRY]

Y'all are all gay.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I used all twice.

[TOP-CHERRY]

It was either her or angel that called me "too pretty". wtf kinda crap is that?
Seriously.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I Am Quite Ecstatic.

Like The Time Silverblack Told Me Her First Job.
In that thread where y'all flirted something fierce.

[TOP-CHERRY]

(random natural squid noises)

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://www.mcescher.com/Gallery/recogn-bmp/LW439.jpg
Look at it. It makes no sense.

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9551/hahaha056iv.jpg

[TOP-CHERRY]

Poor Billups.

[Bill Taylor]

tune into eyewitness news at 5 to see if we will get more rain or if the temperature will end in a pair.