Oh Shit!!! (3)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Those are mutually exclusive? :wtf

i love you.

[ObiwanGinobili]

You know ... if you regularly hear a lot queefing during sex, it's because your dick is too small. That's what allows too much air to be packed in there, causing said queef.


Food for thought. :lol


:lmao :lmao

oh my god I love you more. :lol

I did not know queefing was possible during sex.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I liek the name Kira buti know it pisses Katy off. So I don;t call her Kira since I also have a nickname I'm not fond of.

[Tyler Durden]

who cares if it pisses her off, i know other things that piss her off more...so her name is Kira damn it i even have it on my phone when she calls it goes

Kira....kira is calling you......cause kira.....she is calling you.....Kira.....Kira is calling you!!! so answer the phone for Kiiiiiiiiira......cha!!

[Tyler Durden]

but the best name i have ever heard is the beautiful name of Sandra..thats a beautiful name

[ObiwanGinobili]

who cares if it pisses her off, i know other things that piss her off more...so her name is Kira damn it i even have it on my phone when she calls it goes

Kira....kira is calling you......cause kira.....she is calling you.....Kira.....Kira is calling you!!! so answer the phone for Kiiiiiiiiira......cha!!


It's official. your in love.

[Tyler Durden]

No i just have respect for great names and Kira is a great name

[Silver21_Black20]

but the best name i have ever heard is the beautiful name of Sandra..thats a beautiful name

:makeout

[katyon6th]

Why aren't you posting as batman anymore?

I hate your aliases.

[Tyler Durden]

Batman has long since been retired the aliases have taken over his mind...

[Doc Holiday]

im your huckleberry

[Doc Holiday]

and i say the name kira is tops

[Anakin Skywalker]

kira is the best name i've ever heard and im from another galaxy far far away

[batman2883]

wow looks like there are a lot of people who love the name kira

[1Parker1]

Batboy!!!!!!!!! We miss you...Jman is trying to replace you, but it's just not the same!

[batman2883]

I love to ate ate ate ape-les and ba nay nay's

[1Parker1]

:makeout

Careful...Jman will be jealous. :lol

[Extra Stout]

If you rearrange the letters in 'Kira,' you get 'Irak.'

[batman2883]

Batboy!!!!!!!!! We miss you...Jman is trying to replace you, but it's just not the same!
don't worry that little pinto bean ain't got shit on the bat........cause im the motherfuckin :king

[batman2883]

let jman be jealous Sandra knows her heart belongs to me, as my heart still belongs to her :)

[batman2883]

Kira still owns her very own puppy to chow mein converter......is that right kira?

[1Parker1]

Damn SB20....you got TWO guys fighting after you on the forum :)

[batman2883]

boondock saints has to be one of the best movies i have ever seen

[batman2883]

I don't have to fight manuel.....i am already the victor.....Sandra will tell you herself

[jman3000]

Batboy!!!!!!!!! We miss you...Jman is trying to replace you, but it's just not the same!

:wtf


Damn SB20....you got TWO guys fighting after you on the forum :)

suuuuuuure

[batman2883]

veronica how is rasho doing in toronto?? i could hear the boo's from here

[batman2883]

It was like canada suddenly became the single loudest country in the world for booing when Rasho made it up there.....nah im just kidding im sure he is more at home where he can cover up his blue lips with the real coldness they have up there ha haha ha ha man i hate rasho

[angel_luv]

Damn SB20....you got TWO guys fighting after you on the forum :)


Two that we know of. I am sure there are many more guys here in love with Sandra. :)

[batman2883]

how's everyone doing out there today!?!?!? Rock on!!!

[katyon6th]

Kira still owns her very own puppy to chow mein converter......is that right kira?

:lmao

That's actually funny, asshole.

[batman2883]

where is SB my presence in the forum should merit at least a visit

[batman2883]

:lmao

That's actually funny, asshole.
i am to please kira

[1Parker1]

:wtf

I was referring to the fact that Batboy was the initial force behind the "Oh Shit" thread...and now you have taken over in his absence. Don't worry, you both suck equally :)

[ShoogarBear]

You dick, that was between us.

WHOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!

[batman2883]

I think orion is still in San Diego which is german for a whales vagina

[ShoogarBear]

You still have a Easy Bake oven?

Holy crap, this keeps getting better.

[batman2883]

kira have you been taking your vitamins?

[katyon6th]

WHOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!

Oh, stop it.

[katyon6th]

kira have you been taking your vitamins?

I don't need vitamins, they need me.

Why?

[batman2883]

cause you need to for your bones!

[batman2883]

cause for everybody there's a one a day...one a day!!

[batman2883]

guten tag!

[ShoogarBear]

You know ... if you regularly hear a lot queefing during sex, it's because your dick is too small. That's what allows too much air to be packed in there, causing said queef.


Food for thought. :lol

Of course, there's another possible explanation:

"Help me find my car keys, we can drive out!"

[katyon6th]

Are you trying to be funny?

I don't get it.

[batman2883]

hasiers embrassant, au revior belle dame

[batman2883]

Are you trying to be funny?

I don't get it.
its a commerical woman a commercial you know television......tv......

[Extra Stout]

Of course, there's another possible explanation:

"Help me find my car keys, we can drive out!"
If there's an echo... well you should have known better than to go Russian in the first place.

[SpursWoman]

I love to ate ate ate ape-les and ba nay nay's


Did you mean to say that under your Barney screen name? :lol

[batman2883]

SW that is a terrific idea i shall make a barney nick name

[angel_luv]

veronica how is rasho doing in toronto?? i could hear the boo's from here


Actually from what I hear, people are very pleased he is there. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

where is SB my presence in the forum should merit at least a visit

Oh...how I've missed batman2883.

[ShoogarBear]

I miss batman2882. Whatever happened to that dude? He was the shit.

[batman2883]

Oh...how I've missed batman2883.
and how ive missed my beautiful SB

[Billy Cobham]

and how ive missed my beautiful SB

ShoogarBear?

[jman3000]

Sandra is so fucking gay.

[midgetonadonkey]

fuck you ashbeeigh
fuck you jman
fuck you naspurs
fuck you 1billups1
fuck you asshole
fuck you squid
fuck you rocky dennis
fuck you extra stout
fuck you ginobili is god
fuck you ashbeeigh
fuck you jaime escalante

[midgetonadonkey]

fuck you midgetonadonkey

[Das Texan]

for a couple of hours today i thought i might get fired.


that was thrilling.

[midgetonadonkey]

fuck getting fired
i have no fear of getting fired
i called my boss a douche bag
and that's the truth

[midgetonadonkey]

if i get fired
i get fired
and then
i'll find a way
to fuck the system


-a poem by midge

[midgetonadonkey]

my balls
have grown
hair

-a poem by midge

[midgetonadonkey]

i raped
a third trimester
aborted fetus colon smokin
dash horry

-a poem by midge

[ShoogarBear]

midge is single-handedly keeping the spirit of Quattro alive.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Midge is a legend.

[katyon6th]

I certainly do miss my friend Midge, that's the fucking truth.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thank you all for such high praises.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thank you all for such high praises.

Fag

[midgetonadonkey]

Fag

Your mother!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I certainly do miss my friend Midge, that's the fucking truth.


:lmao that makes me :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

Your mother!

do you two need to take this outside?

[midgetonadonkey]

do you two need to take this outside?

I wouldn't go outside alone with that queer. He would probably try to blow me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't go outside alone with that queer. He would probably try to blow me.

Your fucking mom blew me and then wore my cum as eyeliner.

[katyon6th]

What a breath of fresh air this is.

[midgetonadonkey]

I donated blood today. I asked if there was a way that I can keep my blood out of a mormon. They asked why. I said it is because I don't like mormons. And they said they can't tell me who gets the blood. And I said that I really hope it doesn't go into a mormon. Then they poked me with a needle.

I really hope my blood doesn't go into a mormon.

[midgetonadonkey]

Will God punish me for saving the life of a mormon?

[midgetonadonkey]

Mormons are stupid.

[CuckingFunt]

As a matter of fact, I have a brand new shrinky dink oven in my closet... :spin
I realize I'm getting into this conversation late, but...

Fucking Shrinky Dinks were created by Satan himself!

One of the few scars I have that hasn't faded with time is a Popple shaped burn mark on my left inner thigh from Shrinky Dink play time gone horrible wrong. Seriously, who the fuck decided that oven baked plastic was a good toy for kids?

[katyon6th]

So, a shrinky dink oven actually exists? I thought she made that shit up.

[CuckingFunt]

So, a shrinky dink oven actually exists? I thought she made that shit up.
Don't know. I made my Shrinky Dinks in the regular oven.

[Jekka]

I donated blood today. I asked if there was a way that I can keep my blood out of a mormon. They asked why. I said it is because I don't like mormons. And they said they can't tell me who gets the blood. And I said that I really hope it doesn't go into a mormon. Then they poked me with a needle.

I really hope my blood doesn't go into a mormon.

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.

[strangeweather]

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.
Ehhh. Mormons are just Utah Baptists.

[CuckingFunt]

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.
I've yet to readjust my heirarchy of creepy religious beliefs since Scientology has kicked it up a notch.

[Extra Stout]

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.
Really? I've found JW to be really frightening, but Mormons to be quite lovely for people who believe they will inherit their own planet to be gods of. That's a really big carrot to get you to straighten up and fly right.

[Jekka]

Really? I've found JW to be really frightening, but Mormons to be quite lovely for people who believe they will inherit their own planet to be gods of. That's a really big carrot to get you to straighten up and fly right.

The walls on the Mormon Tabernacle in Utah are upwards of 9 feet thick. Exactly what do they think they are keeping out? Those people are creepy.

[Extra Stout]

The walls on the Mormon Tabernacle in Utah are upwards of 9 feet thick. Exactly what do they think they are keeping out? Those people are creepy.
Isn't their creepiness really just an antiseptic quality though? And they did start that whole scrapbooking craze.

[ashbeeigh]

Mormons are scary. Almost as scary as Jehovah's Witnesses.


Some little mormon boy confessed his love for my 15 year old sister earlier this week in a love letter. All though it was really cute she has a cuter little boyfriend which he was well aware of. I have to agree with Jekka.

[Jekka]

Isn't their creepiness really just an antiseptic quality though? And they did start that whole scrapbooking craze.
Oh don't get me started on scrapbooking, geez :madrun

And I agree with CuckingFunt - as scary as Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses and Baptists and Jerry Falwell followers are, Scientologists are still sadder.

[Extra Stout]

Mormons believe that God descended from heaven and stuck his heavenly rod into Mary, and had an emission of sacred God-sperm which then resulted in the conception of Jesus.

What is so creepy about that?

[Extra Stout]

Oh don't get me started on scrapbooking, geez :madrun

And I agree with CuckingFunt - as scary as Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses and Baptists and Jerry Falwell followers are, Scientologists are still sadder.
Dammit now you've pissed me off. I'm going to force you to watch bad science fiction movies in my cinema for thousands of years, then stick you in a volcano and nuke you.

-Xenu

[CuckingFunt]

Isn't their creepiness really just an antiseptic quality though? And they did start that whole scrapbooking craze.
Eeeeww!

That's the supreme high ruler of creepy behaviors.

Cannibalism and necrophilia even make more sense to me than the urge to "scrapbook."

[Jekka]

Eeeeww!

That's the supreme high ruler of creepy behaviors.

Cannibalism and necrophilia even make more sense to me than the urge to "scrapbook."

Ahahahaha I knew I liked you for a reason.

Some people just should not be allowed to use glue guns.

[Jekka]

Mormons believe that God descended from heaven and stuck his heavenly rod into Mary, and had an emission of sacred God-sperm which then resulted in the conception of Jesus.

What is so creepy about that?
So then they would believe in St Teresa's "ecstasy"?

http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/CCTP738/bernini-ecstasy-of-st-teresa-1645-52-marble-sm.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Ahahahaha I knew I liked you for a reason.

Some people just should not be allowed to use glue guns.
In general, I have a pretty long standing hatred for large groups of people who decide to turn a noun into a verb -- antiquing? what the fuck? -- but scrapbooking is easily the most offensive manifestation of that particular trend.

[Asshole]

fuck you ashbeeigh
fuck you jman
fuck you naspurs
fuck you 1billups1
fuck you asshole
fuck you squid
fuck you rocky dennis
fuck you extra stout
fuck you ginobili is god
fuck you ashbeeigh
fuck you jaime escalante
:EMOTICON :EMOTICON

[Melmart1]

Scrapbooking is the bane of social existence right now. But don't worry- something equally foul will come and take its place. At least I don't live in Virginia anymore with my neighbor the Creative Memories consultant.

Jekka's new avy rules, btw! :lmao and i hate cats, too!

[CuckingFunt]

Jekka's new avy rules, btw! :lmao and i hate cats, too!
Wait, wait, WAIT!

Just, hold on a minute...

Does this mean we've found a lesbian that doesn't like cats?? I refuse to beleive it!

[Melmart1]

I said cats.. not pussy.

[Jekka]

In general, I have a pretty long standing hatred for large groups of people who decide to turn a noun into a verb -- antiquing? what the fuck? -- but scrapbooking is easily the most offensive manifestation of that particular trend.

At least you'll never have to worry about thrift-store shopping becoming "thrifting".

[CuckingFunt]

I said cats.. not pussy.
Well, that's certainly reassuring.

You're still disproving a huge stereotype, however.

[Jekka]

Jekka's new avy rules, btw! :lmao and i hate cats, too!
My cat is awesome. Manny thinks so, too :D

[CuckingFunt]

At least you'll never have to worry about thrift-store shopping becoming "thrifting".
Oh, I've heard it.

[Jekka]

Oh, I've heard it.
Oh now they've gone too far. Since when do the idiots that go "antiquing" step foot in thrift stores? That makes me sad.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh now they've gone too far. Since when do the idiots that go "antiquing" step foot in thrift stores? That makes me sad.
Since "Antiques Roadshow" ruined the whole thing and made people think they were going to find priceless antiques in the local Goodwill. Subsequently, all the good thrift stores have started charging not-so-thrifty prices for some of the more prized items.

Bastard PBS!

I miss being able to find cool vintage crap for $1.00.

[Pablo Escobar]

i never like that shit anyway
we give it so they can sell it fuck that
people that really need it cant afford it

[Jekka]

Since "Antiques Roadshow" ruined the whole thing and made people think they were going to find priceless antiques in the local Goodwill. Subsequently, all the good thrift stores have started charging not-so-thrifty prices for some of the more prized items.

Bastard PBS!

I miss being able to find cool vintage crap for $1.00.

No shit, when I first started hitting vintage stores about ten years ago you could still find good quality stuff for cheap - now even at Goodwill a crappy prom dress will run you at least $30 - what the hell?

At least now I have someone to blame it on. Antiques Roadshow must die (although I admit I love seeing people get all psyched out for it only to find out their stuff is worth jackshit).

[CuckingFunt]

No shit, when I first started hitting vintage stores about ten years ago you could still find good quality stuff for cheap - now even at Goodwill a crappy prom dress will run you at least $30 - what the hell?
I grew up in the LA area, and we had GREAT thrift stores there. I used to go to a couple in Pasadena every weekend in high school because they had a special deal on Sunday that no matter how much crap you could cram into a paper grocery bag (without splitting it) was $10/bag. Didn't matter what it was. Jewelry, clothes, shoes, purses, toys, random kitsch, whatever.

The first time I visited after leaving the area, it had turned into a "vintage boutique" and some of their bracelets were marked $100 each.


At least now I have someone to blame it on. Antiques Roadshow must die (although I admit I love seeing people get all psyched out for it only to find out their stuff is worth jackshit).
That is pretty funny. Especially when it's some tacky 1970's reproduction that they're SURE is centuries old and worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

You can just see the disappointment coming a mile away.

[Jekka]

I grew up in the LA area, and we had GREAT thrift stores there. I used to go to a couple in Pasadena every weekend in high school because they had a special deal on Sunday that no matter how much crap you could cram into a paper grocery bag (without splitting it) was $10/bag. Didn't matter what it was. Jewelry, clothes, shoes, purses, toys, random kitsch, whatever.

The first time I visited after leaving the area, it had turned into a "vintage boutique" and some of their bracelets were marked $100 each.
I had some awesome 50s and 60s cocktail dresses from resale stores that later became "vintage boutiques". It blows.


That is pretty funny. Especially when it's some tacky 1970's reproduction that they're SURE is centuries old and worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

You can just see the disappointment coming a mile away.
That shit just makes my day - I've seen some stupid women on the verge of tears before. Yeah, maybe your grandmother gave you that teapot, but that doesn't mean she didn't buy it new two weeks ago.

[CuckingFunt]

That shit just makes my day - I've seen some stupid women on the verge of tears before. Yeah, maybe your grandmother gave you that teapot, but that doesn't mean she didn't buy it new two weeks ago.
I remember one time seeing a woman whose civil war era letters were forged. She denied it and then told the appraiser he was mistaken. I thought she was going to jump across the table and hit him.

Apparently there had been some family history concocted about the letters being from one great-grandparent to another, or something like that.

[NASpurs]

My avatar>all others

[Silver21_Black20]

Is that you NASpurs?

He kinda looks like Prince.

[NASpurs]

hahah no that's not me!

it's a friend :lmao

[NASpurs]

It's a girl as well!

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh Shit!!!

My bad!

[NASpurs]

lol it's cool. Don't worry about it.

[LuvBones]

You can't even see the face.. but that's his girl shooing away all the female posters. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smirolleyes.gif

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

This is a bad thread to try and shoo all the female posters out of.

The pic looks better NASpurs.

[LuvBones]

Oh.. no I mean away from NASpurs... but who goes after him anyway? :p

[NASpurs]

You can't even see the face.. but that's his girl shooing away all the female posters. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smirolleyes.gif

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif
:smokin
-NASpurs

[NASpurs]

It's a fucking sausage fest here in this thread most of the time. Fuck that.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ah...well that finger of hers looks like it means serious business.

I'll comply.

[LuvBones]

Man...... my knee is really keeping me up!

[NASpurs]

Man...... my knee is really keeping me up!
I should just kick it and make you feel better like that. I have a very loving touch.

[LuvBones]

Will you kick my left one to take my thoughts off the right one?

[NASpurs]

Will you kick my left one to take my thoughts off the right one?
You got it!

I'll piss on you if a jellyfish stings you as well or you just need a golden shower. It's all good.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll piss on you if a jellyfish stings you as well or you just need a golden shower. It's all good.

Shit...ashbeeigh is gonna have a fucking hoot with that comment.

[Melmart1]

Why does Ashbeeigh look like a smug soccer mom in her avatar? I swear, she should just not have an avatar.

[NASpurs]

Shit...ashbeeigh is gonna have a fucking hoot with that comment.It did remind me of ashbeeigh as well. I would give her the whole package a golden shower and defecation. That's what I think of her.

[ChumpDumper]

Why are you guys always talking about pissing on each other when I come into this thread?

[NASpurs]

ChumpDumper= ChokingSpur

(something from the ESPN Messageboards a long time ago)

[ChumpDumper]

:wtf

[NASpurs]

haha just a rumor... guess not

Still suspicious.

[batman2883]

the last time i saw midge he smelled of week old beer and stripper pasties

[ashbeeigh]

Shit...ashbeeigh is gonna have a fucking hoot with that comment.

No, I'll choose to read it like every other one that I catch up on in the morning.

[Silver21_Black20]

Somebody needs to clear their inbox.

[batman2883]

i love rock and roll

[batman2883]

so put another dime in the jukebox baby!!

[batman2883]

batman has 9 new bottles of liquor to share but there are no gtg's planned wth?!??!?

[ObiwanGinobili]

hey batastic.

[ObiwanGinobili]

is midge off the wagon?

[TheJoker]

i love rock and roll

I thought you were dead!

:pctoss

[batman2883]

midge is still on the wagon, and i never die...im eternal

[mcornelio]

9 bottles of beer on the wall 9 bottles of beer...

[batman2883]

where'd you go
i miss you so
seems like its been forever
since youve been gone

[Silver21_Black20]

batman has 9 new bottles of liquor to share but there are no gtg's planned wth?!??!?

Have a GTG at your house.

[batman2883]

i have the huge bottle of grey goose, huge bottle of jaiger, 2 bottles of patron, big bottle of jack, big bottle of crown, bottle of seagrams gin, bottle of hennessy, and bottle of hypnotiq

[batman2883]

Have a GTG at your house.
I had a really big one 2 weeks ago for my friends bday and well the cops came and i got a noise complaint from the office i have to slow down for at least a month

[batman2883]

it got kinda outta hand...jello shots everywhere...donkey laying in front with a girl

[batman2883]

but sandra i wouldnt mind sharing some with you why dont you come over for a candle lit dinner and some champagne

[batman2883]

where is kira?!??! i saw her in here damn you kira damn you to hell!!!

[batman2883]

slomo my brotha

[ObiwanGinobili]

you can drop off the jack, crown and goose at my house if you're looking to unload. :angel

[batman2883]

okay if i have to say this i will....i miss melly too where is she....i miss her with a passion not as much as sandra..but i still miss her

[batman2883]

im looking to have fun not unload it for other to enjoy

[batman2883]

the joker is more than welcome to party with the bat

[batman2883]

i just finished a bottle of patron too

[mcornelio]

dude... when your girlfriend dumps you it sucks... im so sad

[Silver21_Black20]

but sandra i wouldnt mind sharing some with you why dont you come over for a candle lit dinner and some champagne

Ooo...that sounds like fun. I've never been invited to a candlelit dinner.

[Silver21_Black20]

dude... when your girlfriend dumps you it sucks... im so sad

Dude...get this shit outta here.

Go back to your lame ass, feeling sorry for yourself, cheating asshole threads.

[Das Texan]

dude... when your girlfriend dumps you it sucks... im so sad


you fucking deserve all the heartbreak you get, you fucking cheating bastard.

[mcornelio]

women are so hostile.. jeez

[batman2883]

cheating is fun though

[batman2883]

don't worry sandra ill take care of ya and dinner will be great i promise

[NASpurs]

WTF is this doing on page 2 and why the hell hasn't this pass 4,000 posts yet?

[Silver21_Black20]

I was wondering who the sucker was going to be to bump this thread.

[NASpurs]

How the hell am I a sucker for bumping this? I blame your ass for making this fall of page 1.

[ShoogarBear]

The reason it fell off page one is that SilBlack and jman are finally doing it.

[Silver21_Black20]

How the hell am I a sucker for bumping this? I blame your ass for making this fall off page 1.

Really? So you are saying I carry this fucking thread?

[NASpurs]

aww how cute. They've finally taken their online flirting somewhere else.

jman3000 529
Silver21_Black20 434

Both of them combined have 1/4 of the posts in this thread and it's flirting with each other.

[NASpurs]

Really? So you are saying I carry this fucking thread?Look at my post above. That should answer your question. Now get back to work!

[ashbeeigh]

I did not work today, therefore I have nothing to say about wood or what I had for lunch. And i enjoy my smug soccer mom avatar Mel.

[NASpurs]

Wgaf

[midgetonadonkey]

smegma

[Silver21_Black20]

Look at my post above. That should answer your question. Now get back to work!

There are no other Oh Shitters online right now. I'm not gonna talk to myself. That would just be crazy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have reason to believe Orion has moved to Toledo.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rico's nacho cheese owns all other nacho cheeses.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like using shovels.

[midgetonadonkey]

I got cold the other day. So I put on my sweater. And then I got hot and had to take it off.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't condone raping children. I'm against it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't like using shovels.

I used a shovel today. Don't ask me what for.

[midgetonadonkey]

Karate choppin' motherfuckers like hi-ya!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I used a shovel today. Don't ask me what for.

Why can't I ask you what you used your shovel for?

[Silver21_Black20]

Right when this thread seems to be getting back to normal...this shit is posted...


I did not work today, therefore I have nothing to say about wood or what I had for lunch. And i enjoy my smug soccer mom avatar Mel.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase was badass. Too bad he's dead.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to do some thangs. I'm out like Dog the Bounty Hunter's hair is coming out of the back of his head all the way down to the middle of his back bitches.

[NASpurs]

I think Kori should have ashbeeigh's posts on ignore in this forum.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why can't I ask you what you used your shovel for?

Well, if you must know. I shoveled my dogs shit into a Wal-Mart plastic bag, tied it in a knot and disposed of it in the garbage can.

[NASpurs]

it was all good until "disposed of it in the garbage can"

You should have thrown it over an overpass.

[ashbeeigh]

I think Kori should have ashbeeigh's posts on ignore in this forum.

Then you wouldn't be able to complain and move on to Oh Shit (4).

[Silver21_Black20]

Who's complaining? I'm sure everyone here would sign a petition to keep your ass out of Oh Shit!!! (4).

[batman2883]

i i just died in your arms tonight
it must have been something u said

[batman2883]

my kira has a first name its k i r a, my kira has a second name its k i r a

[angel_luv]

Who's complaining? I'm sure everyone here would sign a petition to keep you out of Oh Shit!!! (4).


What if the this thread was locked at post 3,999 ( or whatever is one before the cut off) and it reigned forever as a trilogy only?

[Das Texan]

What if the this thread was locked at post 3,999 ( or whatever is one before the cut off) and it reigned forever as a trilogy only?



then it would suck.


i would also lead the charge with the pitchforks and the burning effigies.

[ClintSquint]

I'm in.

[batman2883]

i love the fishies cause they're so delicious gone go fishing....i can eat them everyday and my mom says thats okay

[batman2883]

damn my 16000th post was a goldfish commercial theme?? what the hell

[batman2883]

where have all the cowboys gone?

[batman2883]

we all float down here.....all of us..

[batman2883]

this just in
batman still has 10 million dollars...that is all

[batman2883]

this just in
tomorrow night at club pure
$2 you call its from 10-12 am
3 dollar kamekazes and 3 dollar bacardis all night long...that is all

[batman2883]

on more this just in
midge is a secret agent working for the us cia

[sa_butta]

shit where were you on Tuesday when I didnt know where to go?

[batman2883]

oh yeah one more this just in
tonight at antro
$1 wells till 11
$3 bull blasters and $3 dollar long island ice teas all night long
college or millitary id in free before 11

[batman2883]

shit where were you on Tuesday when I didnt know where to go?
tuesday night i didnt do crap but you should have gone to bombay's ...2 dollar jack and cokes and it gets nice on tuesdays there

[sa_butta]

tuesday night i didnt do crap but you should have gone to bombay's ...2 dollar jack and cokes and it gets nice on tuesdays thereIs that on St. Marys?

[batman2883]

planeta is the place to be on wednesdays though man last night they had free drinks from 10-11 i was tore up in that one hour!!!

[batman2883]

Is that on St. Marys?
no sir bombays is on fredricksburg right next to were the sonic is near cinnamon creek all the st marys university and utsa girls go there

[sa_butta]

planeta is the place to be on wednesdays though man last night they had free drinks from 10-11 i was tore up in that one hour!!!No shit, I tried to call you last week and some chick has your old number already. I think I will hold on to the old one, she sounds hot.

[batman2883]

tonight i will be at antro promoting for pure for friday night......drinking 3 dollar bull blasters man and long islands

[batman2883]

No shit, I tried to call you last week and some chick has your old number already. I think I will hold on to the old one, she sounds hot.
ha ha ha hah ill send you my new one check your pm's

[sa_butta]

no sir bombays is on fredricksburg right next to were the sonic is near cinnamon creek all the st marys university and utsa girls go thereIm thinking of that place by Sunken Gardens, wasnt there one there Bombay bicycle club or something?

[batman2883]

yeah thats what its called bombay bicycle club.....but i dont know if they had one there i know for sure the one im talking about gets packed on sundays mondays and tuesdays

[batman2883]

monday night is dollar beer night

[sa_butta]

no sir bombays is on fredricksburg right next to were the sonic is near cinnamon creek all the st marys university and utsa girls go thereThat will work I live very close to there.

[batman2883]

oh yeah and $1.75 domestics tonight at antro

[batman2883]

That will work I live very close to there.
thats why i go there cause i live up the street lol and its always nice...greatly nice...

[batman2883]

1billups1 is my hero i wanna buy that person a drink

[batman2883]

tonight i shall play poker at jack rabbits first at 8pm then journey on down to antro

[batman2883]

i got beat down last night at jack rabbits with pocket kings those bastards this fool got the boat

[batman2883]

knocked me clean out the tourney

[batman2883]

i am the driving force behind the san antonio night life dang it....you want to know where to party i got you covered holla at ya boy

[batman2883]

im still waiting to take melly to zen bar and get tore up but she hasnt even talked to me since the quattro was up

[batman2883]

now i just sit up in my room wondering about her,
if she still remembers me

[sa_butta]

now i just sit up in my room wondering about her,
if she still remembers methat reminds me of that Brandi song.

[batman2883]

It Does Have A Strange Correaltion To It..
Hmm
Sittin Up In My Room
Wonderin About You
I Must Confess

[polandprzem]

Bat your inbox is is full

[batman2883]

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General

[mcornelio]

they have inboxs in poland

[polandprzem]

they have inboxs in poland

No they don't

[batman2883]

My Inbox Is Empty

[batman2883]

They Have Popsicles Too

[batman2883]

Welcome To My Planet Soul

[batman2883]

Set You Free Set You Free

[batman2883]

Master's Got Me Working
Some Day Master Set Me Free

[polandprzem]

My Inbox Is Empty

So you've got something else full.

Maybe the pants :drunk

[batman2883]

I Sir Johnny Blaze, Me Like Shrimp
Me Like Honky Honky

[batman2883]

I Can Go For Some Goose And Berrys Right About Now

[batman2883]

Sonic Came Out With A Cranberry Slush You Know They Did That Just For Me To Pour My Grey Goose In

[batman2883]

I Am The Invincible

[jman3000]

So you've got something else full.

Maybe the pants :drunk

wow ... that was really gay...

[polandprzem]

Something happened to batmans head I'm getting out of here.

And imagine I wanted to send him a private message.

[batman2883]

I Wish You A Merry Christmas I Wish You A Merry Christmas, I Wish You A Merrry Christmas And A Happy New Year

[polandprzem]

wow ... that was really gay...
wAS THAT AN INSULT?

[batman2883]

Good Tidings For You And All Of Your Kin Good Tidings On Christmas And A Happy New Year

[SpursWoman]

Sonic Came Out With A Cranberry Slush


Oh, damn. I'm in deep shit, then. :drunk

[batman2883]

Deck The Halls With Balls Of Holly Fa La La La La La, La La La La

[batman2883]

Tis The Season

[batman2883]

To

[batman2883]

Be

[batman2883]

Jolly