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ORION
06-29-2006, 06:27 PM
I'm hungry. What should I eat for dinner tonight? No doughnuts.
a cream filled burrito

Cant_Be_Faded
06-29-2006, 06:28 PM
Eat a Luther:

A 1 pound burger with 5 slices of bacon sandwhiched between two krispy kreame donuts.

Then you'll get the Itis.

TOP-CHERRY
06-29-2006, 06:32 PM
rofl

top cherry you're such a hypochondriac

Just remember, everyone has cancer sooner or later
Ah damnit, you're right.

I blame the media.

ashbeeigh
06-29-2006, 06:33 PM
The Itis cbf?

Cant_Be_Faded
06-29-2006, 06:34 PM
it's from Boondocks

i guess it's ebonics for a long nap after a big meal

ORION
06-29-2006, 06:36 PM
I am bored out of my F-ing mind

ORION
06-29-2006, 06:51 PM
I wish clothes were never invented

midgetonadonkey
06-29-2006, 07:05 PM
I'm glad they were. If there were no clothes shlongs would be visible. And I don't want that.

2Blonde
06-29-2006, 07:34 PM
There is a damn good reason clothes were invented and here it is....
http://www.movingimages.ca/Gifs/catalogue_gifs/cellulite_cat.gif

SpursWoman
06-29-2006, 07:38 PM
Awesome! Jack's sketch of my ass! I thought went down with the ship..... :spin

Zoe String
06-29-2006, 08:07 PM
There is a damn good reason clothes were invented and here it is....
http://www.movingimages.ca/Gifs/catalogue_gifs/cellulite_cat.gif
If you look at that upside down, it's like a brain pulling a hat down on itself.

Kori Ellis
06-29-2006, 08:11 PM
I've been getting lots of bruises on my legs lately. But I don't remember hitting myself with anything. And they look ugly. I hate being so white.

What do i do

Could be something simple like lack of potassium, drinking too much alcohol or many other things.

But it could also be a sign of internal bleeding you don't know about or a blood disorder.

Go to the doctor (and not Midget).

ashbeeigh
06-29-2006, 08:31 PM
If you look at that upside down, it's like a brain pulling a hat down on itself.

That was even too intelligent for myself.

jman3000
06-29-2006, 08:32 PM
I need to buy a guitar for next semester because I'm taking guitar as an elective... anybody have any suggestions as to any decently priced guitars? Maybe around 200-300 bucks?

ShoogarBear
06-29-2006, 08:34 PM
I need to buy a guitar for next semester because I'm taking guitar as an elective... anybody have any suggestions as to any decently priced guitars? Maybe around 200-300 bucks?Ask this guy: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=27

He can even tell you how to get it financed.

ashbeeigh
06-29-2006, 08:35 PM
ebay? If I had my suite mate's cell phone number I'd call her and ask if she had her's still. She took guitar as an elective last semester.

2Blonde
06-29-2006, 08:40 PM
I need to buy a guitar for next semester because I'm taking guitar as an elective... anybody have any suggestions as to any decently priced guitars? Maybe around 200-300 bucks?I am assuming you want acoustic?
http://www.music123.com has really great prices. As far as brands go, Manny probably would be a good resource. My daughter's first guitar was a Squire by Fender, then she got an Ibanez gio electric guitar when she got a little better (that's the one we got from music123.com). Now she has an Ovation Balladeer electric/acoustic which she got for her birthday this year (we bought this one Century Music here in town). The people at Century Music are really nice and helpful.

Silver21_Black20
06-29-2006, 08:42 PM
My nephew has a guitar that he might want to part with. I'll ask him.

midgetonadonkey
06-29-2006, 08:57 PM
I had a trumpet once. I played it for a week. I got drunk and took it apart one day and was never able to get it back together.

ObiwanGinobili
06-29-2006, 08:59 PM
my mother plays the guitar.
She had a nice one but she gave it to an AIDS patient.

angel_luv
06-29-2006, 09:04 PM
Dimitri from " So you think you can dance" is SUPER cute!

That is all. :D

angel_luv
06-29-2006, 09:07 PM
Dimitri from " So you think you can dance" is SUPER cute!

That is all. :D


http://www.fox.com/dance/bios/01_dchaplin.htm

jman3000
06-29-2006, 09:26 PM
wow, a lot of feedback, thanks. i'll wait to see what 2120 has to say about her nephew, because it'll probably be cheaper to get it 2nd hand. Then I'll check out some of the other suggestions.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-29-2006, 09:36 PM
I need to buy a guitar for next semester because I'm taking guitar as an elective... anybody have any suggestions as to any decently priced guitars? Maybe around 200-300 bucks?


CBF, Satriani, and Vai all agree: Ibanez is the way to go.

You can get a basic Ibanez in that range and get excellent metal sounds from it with any decent amp. They have some guitars with insanely low action and the neck is skinny; basically it is designed for beginners to play fast metal but it can do so much more if you are skilled.

Ever since the Slayer concert, i started playing mine again. I'm gonna learn how to play non solo South of Heaven this weekend :smokin

-CBF

jman3000
06-29-2006, 11:35 PM
CBF, Satriani, and Vai all agree: Ibanez is the way to go.

You can get a basic Ibanez in that range and get excellent metal sounds from it with any decent amp. They have some guitars with insanely low action and the neck is skinny; basically it is designed for beginners to play fast metal but it can do so much more if you are skilled.

Ever since the Slayer concert, i started playing mine again. I'm gonna learn how to play non solo South of Heaven this weekend :smokin

-CBF

I'm probably gonna be looking for something on the acoustic side ... I'm not sure if the hybrid acoustic/electric guitars are worth a look at... but chances are I won't be looking for an electric unless i get pretty good.

Das Texan
06-29-2006, 11:53 PM
I'm probably gonna be looking for something on the acoustic side ... I'm not sure if the hybrid acoustic/electric guitars are worth a look at... but chances are I won't be looking for an electric unless i get pretty good.



you trying to serenade your girl 2120?

jman3000
06-29-2006, 11:55 PM
you trying to serenade your girl 2120?

I have the mariachi suit on rental, so it needs to be soon.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-30-2006, 12:21 AM
they say to be a good guitarist one must learn on acoustic, or at least play both electric or acoustic.

I have played an acoustic once, maybe thats why i suck. But the strings are more difficult to hold down onto the frets, harder to get a clean note, harder to get a clean chord. I suppose a major plus to using an acoustic would be that it increases finger strength alot more than electric.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 12:35 AM
What does it mean when at midnight you call the girl you're supposed to go to the movies with the next night. And some dude who you never heard before, answers, says "she says she's busy" and hangs up?

jman3000
06-30-2006, 12:37 AM
I played around with my ex's acoustic from time to time and she would give me short lessons every now and then. I actually learned pretty much all she learned from her classes in a failry short time .... but she couldn't count time to save her life.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 12:38 AM
What does it mean when at midnight you call the girl you're supposed to go to the movies with the next night. And some dude who you never heard before, answers, says "she says she's busy" and hangs up?

They're probably playing video games or something ... don't worry about it.

:wakeup

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 12:39 AM
They're probably playing video games or something ... don't worry about it.

:wakeup

Also I broke my headboard, moving it to keep from screaming and waking up my neighbors.now that REALLY sucks

jman3000
06-30-2006, 01:00 AM
Also I broke my headboard, moving it to keep from screaming and waking up my neighbors.now that REALLY sucks

Hmmmm ... slightly creepy ... but understandable. Is it a date? or more like 2 friends going out to see a movie? or in between?

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:01 AM
Hmmmm ... slightly creepy ... but understandable. Is it a date? or more like 2 friends going out to see a movie? or in between?

2 friends going out to see the movie, and the headboard was already broken, and crappily put back together, but I rebroke it moving it up the stairs.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 01:05 AM
2 friends going out to see the movie, and the headboard was already broken, and crappily put back together, but I rebroke it moving it up the stairs.

Did it even bother you that a dude picked up the phone? or it just caught you off guard?

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:09 AM
Did it even bother you that a dude picked up the phone? or it just caught you off guard?

I'm very disapointed.

midgetonadonkey
06-30-2006, 01:10 AM
Are you going to bang her anyway?

jman3000
06-30-2006, 01:13 AM
I'm very disapointed.

It coulda been her dad or brother or something ... you never know.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:13 AM
Are you going to bang her anyway?

probably not

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:14 AM
It coulda been her dad or brother or something ... you never know.

he was fucking high.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 01:16 AM
is the movie thing at least still on for tomorrow?

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:17 AM
is the movie thing at least still on for tomorrow?

I don't know, I need to talk to her. But I don't know to call her or wait for her to call me.

midgetonadonkey
06-30-2006, 01:17 AM
Just fuck her dude. If there is another guy there tonight that just means she's a slut and she will put out. I say go for it. Just be sure to double bag it.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 01:22 AM
I don't know, I need to talk to her. But I don't know to call her or wait for her to call me.

I'd wait until about 3 hours before the movie starts to call her, but I think you need a chick for this kinda advice.

midgetonadonkey
06-30-2006, 01:24 AM
You should teach the bitch a lesson. Take her to the movie, make her give you head during the movie and then when you are done, get up and leave. Leave her sitting alone in a theatre with a throat full of your jizz.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:25 AM
Just fuck her dude. If there is another guy there tonight that just means she's a slut and she will put out. I say go for it. Just be sure to double bag it.

I'm not her type, and I'm more than happy just being her friend, but I'm really pissed off at my lack of experience with this kind of shit, I really have no idea what to do.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 01:26 AM
I'm not sure if he's smooth enough to pull that off. I'm pretty sure he's still a virgin.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 01:27 AM
Ok...Trainwreck, if you guys are goig to the movies in the evening, call her around 1 and ask her what time does she want you to pick her up. Don't mention the awkward call you had with that guy.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 01:29 AM
I'm not her type, and I'm more than happy just being her friend, but I'm really pissed off at my lack of experience with this kind of shit, I really have no idea what to do.

I'd probably feel the same way you do, I have no experience with that shit either. You shouldn't have to think you need experience to do something... you just kinda have to do what you want.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:29 AM
Ok...Trainwreck, if you guys are goig to the movies in the evening, call her around 1 and ask her what time does she want you to pick her up. Don't mention the awkward call you had with that guy.

I guess that could work.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:31 AM
I'd probably feel the same way you do, I have no experience with that shit either. You shouldn't have to think you need experience to do something... you just kinda have to do what you want.

I mean experience with handling women, I don't have many Girl friends.

midgetonadonkey
06-30-2006, 01:33 AM
Go Fuck Some Whores!!!

midgetonadonkey
06-30-2006, 01:34 AM
This thread blows.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:35 AM
Go Fuck Some Whores!!!

no

midgetonadonkey
06-30-2006, 01:35 AM
Go Fuck Some Whores!!!

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 01:36 AM
Train...just be yourself. There is nothing wrong if you guys end up being "just friends."

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:36 AM
no
\

Blanche Devereaux
06-30-2006, 01:38 AM
Honey, women love assertive men. I like when a man just takes by the hand and pulls my head toward his crotch. Nothing gets me hotter. Maybe you should try that with your lady friend.

Rocky Dennis
06-30-2006, 01:40 AM
Don't worry Trainwreck2100, I have the same problems with girls. Just show them your inner beauty and they will give you their hearts. At least that's what I'm told.

Jaime Escalante
06-30-2006, 01:40 AM
Quit worrying about girls burro. You should be concentrating on your calculus.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 01:41 AM
uhh I'm going to bed.

Uncle Jesse
06-30-2006, 01:41 AM
To win the ladies heart you gotta just go up to her window singing a little Love Me Tender. You will have her saying have mercy!

Squid
06-30-2006, 01:42 AM
I say you ink on that bitch!!

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 01:44 AM
:lmao

RogerIsEatingASandwich
06-30-2006, 01:47 AM
lol

jman3000
06-30-2006, 01:49 AM
poor dude, i feel for him.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 01:59 AM
Geez...I had so much more advice to give him.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:13 AM
Geez...I had so much more advice to give him.
chances are it woulda sucked.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:20 AM
any news on the gitar?

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 02:22 AM
chances are it woulda sucked.

More than likely. My advice would have not gotten Trainwreck laid.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:24 AM
More than likely. My advice would have not gotten Trainwreck laid.

I'm pretty sure he's used to it, and I doubt any advice woulda gotten him laid. I don't think he's looking for that.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 02:24 AM
any news on the gitar?

Nope. I'll ask him tomorrow. I don't think it is an acoustic guitar though. Is that what you are looking for?

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:24 AM
dude reminds me of me in a lot of ways. i really do feel bad for him.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:25 AM
Nope. I'll ask him tomorrow. I don't think it is an acoustic guitar though. Is that what you are looking for?

yeah, i'm looking for an acoustic. i'd look kinda silly in a classical guitar class with an electric guitar.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 02:25 AM
I'm pretty sure he's used to it, and I doubt any advice woulda gotten him laid. I don't think he's looking for that.

Speak for yourself. I bet he is thinking about that chick right now.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 02:28 AM
yeah, i'm looking for an acoustic. i'd look kinda silly in a classical guitar class with an electric guitar.

Oh...hmmm...if I'm not mistaken, I think it's an electric guitar but I'll ask tomorrow to make sure.

ShoogarBear
06-30-2006, 02:28 AM
WTF, trainwreck? What are you, some kind of rookie? Don't you know you're supposed to start a new advice thread for this shit, so everyone can pile on?

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:29 AM
Speak for yourself. I bet he is thinking about that chick right now.

he probably is ... but he said he'd be happy with being her friend, and if he's gonna settle for "just friends" everytime, nothing is ever gonna happen.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 02:31 AM
he probably is ... but he said he'd be happy with being her friend, and if he's gonna settle for "just friends" everytime, nothing is ever gonna happen.

He'd be even happier if they were more than friends.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:33 AM
He'd be even happier if they were more than friends.
but he doesnt have the know how to get to that point. he needs to crawl before he can walk.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 02:38 AM
but he doesnt have the know how to get to that point. he needs to crawl before he can walk.

Damn J...you sound like a fuckin' chick.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:42 AM
Damn J...you sound like a fuckin' chick.

i just feel for the dude because i was in the same situation he's in.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:45 AM
i need to get laid.

even i think i'm a pussy now.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 02:48 AM
Whatever!

Nobody Cares!!

'Nite!!!

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:48 AM
:lmao

classic

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:49 AM
goodnight

jman3000
06-30-2006, 02:52 AM
i need to get laid.

no shit

1Parker1
06-30-2006, 07:34 AM
Is Jman the new Batman of the forum or something? There are some eerie similiarities. :wtf :lol

Boston George
06-30-2006, 08:32 AM
how the hell am i gonna lose to a pair of 2's on the final table??? i dont understand

Boston George
06-30-2006, 08:32 AM
Is Jman the new Batman of the forum or something? There are some eerie similiarities. :wtf :lol
There is only one batman mofo!!! ONE!!!

Boston George
06-30-2006, 08:36 AM
I mean last night i was at Jack Rabbits in a tourney i wasnt doing too well in fact by the time i made it to my 4th table i only had like 875 well i had to keep going all in and i kept winning crazy i know.......LJ even tried to take me out and i wound up winning.......so we make it to the final table....i fold about three hands before i finally receive an ACE/9.......not suited.....but i saw that the big blind was gonna be me next and i would be blinded out, so rather than going out with a bad hand i said f*** it...all in....for 3 grand......so everyone folded except the lady right next to me....we flip...i see she has like king/2, and im like oh man i got this.....the flop comes....nothing....then the next card comes up......a freaking 2...a freaking 2.....she won with a pair of dueces....inconceivable

Boston George
06-30-2006, 08:45 AM
I mean c'mon a pair of freaking deuces...whats the damn world coming to????!??!?!?

katyon6th
06-30-2006, 08:50 AM
I want to play.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 09:04 AM
WTF, trainwreck? What are you, some kind of rookie? Don't you know you're supposed to start a new advice thread for this shit, so everyone can pile on?

Yeah here's what happens

"hey guys I got a girl problem"
"no shit, you're a fucking virgin"
:lol

Boston George
06-30-2006, 10:16 AM
Kira tonight at gogo's which is right next to jack rabbits, at 8pm and at 11 pm be there

katyon6th
06-30-2006, 10:26 AM
What time will you be there?

Be sure to call me.

Boston George
06-30-2006, 10:27 AM
I have a softball game tonight at 7 so i dont know yet probably the 11 oclock one

ORION
06-30-2006, 12:45 PM
Hi guys I'm new. How is everyone ..............?

TOP-CHERRY
06-30-2006, 01:41 PM
Your number is: 6

The characteristics of #6 are: Responsibility, protection, nurturing, community, balance, sympathy.

The expression or destiny for #6:
The number 6 Expression provides you a truly outstanding sense of responsibility, love, and balance. The 6 is helpful and ever conscientious, making you quite capable of rectifying and balancing any sort of inharmonious situation. You are a person very much inclined to give help and comfort to those in need. You have a natural penchant for working with the old, the young, the sick, or the underprivileged. Although you may have considerable creative and artistic talents, the chances are that you will devote yourself to an occupation that shows concern for the betterment of the community. *gasp*

The positive side of the number 6 suggests that you are very loving, friendly, and appreciative of others. You have a depth of understanding that produces much sympathetic, kindness, and generosity. The qualities of the 6 make the finest and most concerned parent and one often deeply involved in domestic activities. Openness and honesty is apparent in your approach to all relationships.

If there is an excess of the number 6 in your makeup, you may exhibit some of the negative traits associated with this number. There may be a tendency for you to be too exacting and demanding of yourself. In this regard, you may at times sacrifice yourself (or your loved ones) for the welfare of others. In some cases, the over zealous 6 has difficulty distinguishing helping from interfering. You may have difficulty expressing your own individuality, because of involvement with responsibilities and causes. Like all with the Expression of the number 6, it's quite likely that you worry much too much.

Your Soul Urge number is: 9

A Soul Urge number of 9 means:
With a 9 Soul Urge, you want to give to others, usually in a humanitarian or philanthropic manner. You are highly motivated to give friendship, affection and love. And you are generous in giving of your knowledge and experience. You have very sharing urges, and you are likely to have a great deal to share. Your concern for others makes you a very sympathetic and generous person with a sensitive and compassionate nature.

You are able to view life in very broad and intuitive terms. You often express high ideals and an inspirational approach to life. If you are able to fully realize the potential of your motivation, you will be a very self-sacrificing person who is able to give freely without being concerned about any return or reward.

As with all human beings, you are prone to sometimes express the negative attitudes inherent to your Soul Urges. You may become too sensitive and tend to express emotions strongly at times. There can be significant conflict between higher aims and personal ambitions. You may resent the idea of giving all of the time and, in fact, if there is too much 9 energy in your nature you may reject the idea. You may often be disappointed in the lack of perfection in yourself and others.

Your Inner Dream number is: 6

An Inner Dream number of 6 means:
You dream of guiding and fostering the perfect family in the perfect home. You crave the devotion from offspring and a loving spouse. You picture yourself in the center of a successful domestic unit.



gasp.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 03:41 PM
I hate the assholes who don't yield when I exit DeZavala.

2Blonde
06-30-2006, 03:48 PM
I hate the assholes who don't yield when I exit DeZavala.I was in a hurry !! FU :lol

ashbeeigh
06-30-2006, 03:51 PM
I hate the assholes who don't yield when I exit DeZavala.

I hate the ones that speed up when it goes down to one lane.

ORION
06-30-2006, 03:52 PM
I hate the assholes who don't yield when I exit DeZavala.
It was probably Mark ! that jerk !

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 04:01 PM
I should have posted that in the driving pet peeve thread but I thought I'd vent in here.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 04:04 PM
I was in a hurry !! FU :lol

Oh...sorry for cussing at you then. :lol

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 04:27 PM
What is the program used to upload pics?

2Blonde
06-30-2006, 04:31 PM
Oh...sorry for cussing at you then. :lolNo problem... Better you than my daughter. That little ^%**$ had the nerve to cuss at me twice the other day. She's only 14.

I am so ready to send her to military school. I hate summer vacation. I think we're spending way too much time together.:bang

TOP-CHERRY
06-30-2006, 04:31 PM
What is the program used to upload pics?
http://www.imageshack.us/

2Blonde
06-30-2006, 04:32 PM
What is the program used to upload pics?I use imageshack.
www.imageshack.com (http://www.imageshack.com)

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 04:32 PM
What is the program used to upload pics?

Photobucket.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 04:32 PM
Imageshack...that's it. Thanks!

2Blonde
06-30-2006, 04:33 PM
Imageshack doesn't place a limit on your bandwidth

jman3000
06-30-2006, 05:04 PM
No problem... Better you than my daughter. That little ^%**$ had the nerve to cuss at me twice the other day. She's only 14.

I am so ready to send her to military school. I hate summer vacation. I think we're spending way too much time together.:bang

If I'm around one of my parents I wouldn't even consider saying "crap".

They had it to the point where my sister and I thought "fart head" was a bad word. Obviously this is when I was like 6 or 7.

2Blonde
06-30-2006, 05:11 PM
Well I've heard her accidentally say curse words before but this was intentional and directed at me. She did it purely to piss me off. She is trying to establish some control. We are having some Mom-daughter wars right now. Life is fun around here. NOT

jman3000
06-30-2006, 05:16 PM
which word was it?

ORION
06-30-2006, 05:56 PM
I was talking to this girl and she had some A+ boobs ! I still wish clothes weren't invented

jman3000
06-30-2006, 05:58 PM
are we talking cup size or are we talking grades?

:wakeup

2Blonde
06-30-2006, 06:02 PM
which word was it?She was being really snotty and used the word Hell which wasn't too bad, so I told her stop cursing and watch her tone of voice. Then she kept baiting me and being very rude finally I said maybe she needed some time away from her computer until she could learn to be a little nicer to me. That's when she said " I knew you were going to God Damn going to do this, you always fucking do this!!

I'm sure she probably called me a Bitch to her friends but at least she didn't say it to me. I just keep repeating to myself...I love my child, I love my child, I love my child, I love my child. :lol Only 4 more years until she graduates high school.:spin

ORION
06-30-2006, 06:02 PM
are we talking cup size or are we talking grades?

:wakeup
I think grades would over rule cup size. A woman can have small B's and still look better than a pair of DD

2Blonde
06-30-2006, 06:17 PM
Jman,
I just got an email from music123 about a big sale on guitars. Here's the link to the sale
http://www.music123.com/mailers/music123/063006/063006.htm

Cant_Be_Faded
06-30-2006, 06:18 PM
Quit worrying about girls burro. You should be concentrating on your calculus.

WHOA, jaime is back

jman3000
06-30-2006, 06:19 PM
I think grades would over rule cup size. A woman can have small B's and still look better than a pair of DD
This is true, I was just fucking around. I don't really care either.



Jman,
I just got an email from music123 about a big sale on guitars. Here's the link to the sale
http://www.music123.com/mailers/music123/063006/063006.htm
:spin

ORION
06-30-2006, 06:22 PM
This is true, I was just fucking around. I don't really care either.



:spin
I do because I am a boobologist with a masters in cleavageism.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 06:25 PM
I do because I am a boobologist with a masters in cleavageism.

Hallmark Institute gives those now?

ORION
06-30-2006, 06:27 PM
Hallmark Institute gives those now?
I have a picture of Manu handing me my plaque

TOP-CHERRY
06-30-2006, 06:31 PM
hahahaha

jman3000
06-30-2006, 06:32 PM
So now you can be an expert on boobs and fix small airplane engines at the same time.

:tu

TOP-CHERRY
06-30-2006, 06:35 PM
She was being really snotty and used the word Hell which wasn't too bad, so I told her stop cursing and watch her tone of voice. Then she kept baiting me and being very rude finally I said maybe she needed some time away from her computer until she could learn to be a little nicer to me. That's when she said " I knew you were going to God Damn going to do this, you always fucking do this!!

I'm sure she probably called me a Bitch to her friends but at least she didn't say it to me. I just keep repeating to myself...I love my child, I love my child, I love my child, I love my child. :lol Only 4 more years until she graduates high school.:spin
is it true that "I hate you" is the worst thing a mother could ever hear from her child?

ORION
06-30-2006, 06:35 PM
So now you can hold boobs and fix small airplane engines at the same time.

:tu
Fixed ! :elephant

ORION
06-30-2006, 06:36 PM
is it true that "I hate you" is the worst thing a mother could ever hear from her child?
I would be hurt if my son said he hated me

jman3000
06-30-2006, 06:37 PM
:clap :clap :clap

ORION
06-30-2006, 06:39 PM
I Love Potlucks !!

TOP-CHERRY
06-30-2006, 06:40 PM
I would be hurt if my son said he hated me
I see.

TOP-CHERRY
06-30-2006, 06:48 PM
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
Neither the brave nor bold
Will write as the story's told
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing

TOP-CHERRY
06-30-2006, 06:52 PM
Credulous at best
Your desire to believe in
Angels in the hearts of men

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 07:08 PM
J...my nephew has an electric guitar, Sorry!

jman3000
06-30-2006, 07:08 PM
damn, i was hoping i'd be able to leave tomorrow for canyon lake, but it looks like it's gonna be tonight. damn it.

:pctoss

jman3000
06-30-2006, 08:02 PM
damn, i was hoping i'd be able to leave tomorrow for canyon lake, but it looks like it's gonna be tonight. damn it.

:pctoss
fuck that shit... it's gonna rain it looks like ... stay home dude.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 08:10 PM
Damn...you must be bored.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 08:11 PM
Damn...you must be bored.

no bored enough to post 2 rats in my signature.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 08:11 PM
manny ... is it gonna be a bad idea to camp at canyon lake tonight?

MannyIsGod
06-30-2006, 08:14 PM
Depends on whether or not you like rain.

Man, I went camping on the Guadalupe back in 98. Started raining after we got there, didn't stop so we left 12 hours later. Yup, it was the huge flood in 98. Had we stayed any longer, we would have probably not been able to get out.

I'd go tonight and slam a lot of beer around a campfire.

midgetonadonkey
06-30-2006, 08:19 PM
What the fuck?!?

Taco
06-30-2006, 08:19 PM
it this tread even about Shit anymore?

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 08:22 PM
no bored enough to post 2 rats in my signature.

:rolleyes :rolleyes

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 08:24 PM
manny ... is it gonna be a bad idea to camp at canyon lake tonight?

Why would it matter. Just take an umbrella for you and your boyfriend.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 08:27 PM
i take it you took the rat comments personally. simma down now.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 08:28 PM
i take it you took the rat comments personally. simma down now.

I did.

Fuck Off!!

SpursWoman
06-30-2006, 08:29 PM
I'm glad it's going to rain ... I hope it rains all the way until the 4th. I don't think I'd be able to handle Chris if he doesn't get to blow up all of his shit. :spin

jman3000
06-30-2006, 08:30 PM
I'm glad it's going to rain ... I hope it rains all the way until the 4th. I don't think I'd be able to handle Chris if he doesn't get to blow up all of his shit. :spin

It's hard to go outside and light fireworks when it's raining

:wtf

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 08:32 PM
Rain is very comforting to me. I love when it rains.

jman3000
06-30-2006, 08:33 PM
Rain is very comforting to me. I love when it rains.

nobody asked you.

fuck off.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 08:34 PM
nobody asked you.

fuck off.


I wasn't talking to you, Fucker!!

jman3000
06-30-2006, 08:39 PM
i just got a pm from whottt.

dont be jealous.

midgetonadonkey
06-30-2006, 08:42 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, 1Billups1, Taco

So we meet again...

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 10:52 PM
E.L. Fudge cookies are to fuckin' die for.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 11:45 PM
I'm a pussy.

Silver21_Black20
06-30-2006, 11:46 PM
What happened Trainwreck?

Jekka
06-30-2006, 11:47 PM
E.L. Fudge cookies are to fuckin' die for.
Damn you, now I want chocolate.

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2006, 11:47 PM
I don't know if I'm getting played by a sob story, it's damn confusing.

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:01 AM
I don't know if I'm getting played by a sob story, it's damn confusing.

If you "think" you're getting played by a sob story, you probably are. Move on.

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 12:03 AM
I say you ink on that bitch!!

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 12:03 AM
Squid speaks such wise words.

Zombie
07-01-2006, 12:04 AM
Ladyspur?
spurstalker?
Make a point or don't post! :rolleyes

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:06 AM
Huh?

Zombie
07-01-2006, 12:08 AM
Huh?
Before your time HUN! :lol

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:10 AM
Before your time HUN! :lol

Oh...ok.

Zombie
07-01-2006, 12:13 AM
Before Donkeys time also! :rolleyes

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:14 AM
I just noticed that you are member #14 and I have double the posts as you. What the fuck is wrong with me? :lol

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:15 AM
I've also noticed that every other post has the :rolleyes guy in it.

Zombie
07-01-2006, 12:23 AM
I just noticed that you are member #14 and I have double the posts as you. What the fuck is wrong with me? :lol
I have a life! :lol :rolleyes

Zombie
07-01-2006, 12:23 AM
I've also noticed that every other post has the :rolleyes guy in it.
Cause your posts make me do that! :rolleyes

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:28 AM
Cause your posts make me do that! :rolleyes

Ah...I see. :rolleyes

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:29 AM
I have a life! :lol :rolleyes

Or maybe, I have more friends on here than you. :lol :rolleyes

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 12:33 AM
Only queers roll their eyes.

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:36 AM
Only queers roll their eyes.

And girls.

ashbeeigh
07-01-2006, 12:40 AM
oh my...if you want to kill me give me some vodka covered cherries. I may not be around tomorrow. But then again, I may just feel like shit.

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:44 AM
Damn...I haven't had alcohol in a while.

ashbeeigh
07-01-2006, 12:46 AM
Damn...I haven't had alcohol in a while.

:td Me neither.

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:48 AM
I need some alcohol, I should call up a friend...hmmmmm.

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 12:55 AM
Damn...I haven't had alcohol in a while.

Let's go get drunk.

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 12:58 AM
Let's go get drunk.

Aren't you still on the wagon?

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 12:59 AM
Aren't you still on the wagon?

:depressed

yes

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 01:01 AM
Lisa: So many times we've seen our father go under the knife.
Marge: One more and I get a free hysterectomy.

:lmao

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 01:10 AM
E.L. Fudge cookies are to fuckin' die for.

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 03:37 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/chihuahuakid6gz.gif

Stage 26.9c is now complete. Only 32 more stages until La Revolucion is completely underway.

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 03:37 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/chihuahuakid6gz.gif

Gringos beware!!!!!

ashbeeigh
07-01-2006, 10:47 AM
Did it rain any while I sleeping off my vodka covered cherries?

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 01:02 PM
Work blows.

Cant_Be_Faded
07-01-2006, 01:35 PM
viva la aztlan

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 01:38 PM
http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/4025/56pj.gif

Old School Chic
07-01-2006, 01:48 PM
Toaster Love
http://icons.iconator.com/790/ICONATOR_edadca08d34f0cfd6b6d96e607a8acb6.gif

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 01:51 PM
Oooo...I can't wait to take my niece to go see the second Pirates of the Carribbean.

ashbeeigh
07-01-2006, 02:13 PM
I'm hungry again...what should I eat? No doughnuts which would cause the itis.

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 02:16 PM
Mmmm...I wish I had some Krispy Kreme right now. :p

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 02:23 PM
Sandra, Preston is too cute! Does he dig like crazy? I hear weiner dogs do that.

Cant_Be_Faded
07-01-2006, 02:26 PM
huh huh
kira said weiner

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 02:28 PM
Sandra, Preston is too cute! Does he dig like crazy? I hear weiner dogs do that.

Thanks! He's actually my nephew's dog. He never digs. He was very demanding though :lol

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 02:31 PM
My wiener dogs don't dig. They jump like crazy and cry for everything.

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 02:36 PM
Yea...wiener dogs will cry forever if they don't get their way.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 02:39 PM
You guys!! You guys!! Vicarious by Tool is an awwweeeesome song.

Aw, man!

!

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 02:40 PM
I just feel like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??1111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111000000000001010101111111101000010101 01010100111111111

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TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 02:40 PM
hahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaah

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 02:41 PM
I don't know, Cherry, but we're talking about weiners here.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 02:41 PM
What a true song. Truly.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 02:42 PM
I don't know, Cherry, but we're talking about weiners here.
Katyyy, do you wanna talk on aim? hm? yeah? I say we do that.

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 02:43 PM
You want to talk to me on AIM about weiners?????

Oh dear.

Okay!

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 02:43 PM
Oh hell yeah, I'm excited. Hold on!

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 02:44 PM
There you are. YES!

rayray2k8
07-01-2006, 02:49 PM
Cocks anyone?? :D
http://www.appletreegallery.net/images/roster-sherry%20davis.book.jpg

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 02:50 PM
Katy and I are talking about purple panties.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 02:51 PM
hahahahahaha

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 02:52 PM
rayray said 'cock'.

hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahaha.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 02:54 PM
katy puts periods after her haha's.

hahahahahahahahha

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 02:58 PM
Deep conversation.

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 03:00 PM
I have purple panties.

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:00 PM
Lucy is going to be jealous, Midge.

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 03:04 PM
I look pretty in my purple panties.

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:05 PM
Ttiwwpepo@(q#*&#)(&*#)(%

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:07 PM
Man, I totally fucked that post up. I kind of went ... spastic.

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 03:07 PM
Katy is funny. I admire her.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:08 PM
hahahaha, Katy is so cute. I feel like pinching her cuz she's just so cute.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:09 PM
I look pretty in my purple panties.
No. Midge.

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:09 PM
Oh gosh, both of you just make me smile.

Midge + Cherry + Katy = a good tripod

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:10 PM
I would've said threesome but you know where people would take that one.

Straight to fucking hell.

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 03:10 PM
Oh gosh, both of you just make me smile.

Midge + Cherry + Katy = a good threeway

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 03:10 PM
Geez...I feel so left out.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:10 PM
Midge + Cherry + Katy = all like purple panties

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:11 PM
And there's Shoog, ready to take it straight to hell. I just know it.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:12 PM
Oh, no. I hear knocking outside.

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:12 PM
Geez...I feel so left out.

You have Preston the weiner dog.

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 03:14 PM
I'll just talk to myself then...I'm more comfortable with that.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:14 PM
Glycerine by Bush is also a pretty song.

ShoogarBear
07-01-2006, 03:15 PM
And there's Shoog, ready to take it straight to hell. I just know it.http://ldp.weblogs.us/site/portfolio/hell.jpg

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 03:15 PM
Why do people feel the need to make a thread every fucking time it rains???

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:16 PM
I have to agree with you there, Cherry.

"Couldn't love you more, you've got a beautiful taste ... "

Gavin Degraw used to make my panties wet.

EEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Silver21_Black20
07-01-2006, 03:18 PM
I'll just talk to myself then...I'm more comfortable with that.

So.....whaaaaatcha doin'?

ashbeeigh
07-01-2006, 03:18 PM
Gavin Degraw used to make my panties wet.

EEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Why not anymore Katy?

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:18 PM
Gavin Degraw is pretty. I agree.

ashbeeigh
07-01-2006, 03:19 PM
It is not raining at my house. Fuck that.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:19 PM
Wait a minute. It's not Gavin Degraw, damnit.

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 03:20 PM
I thought the dude from Bush was Gavin Rossdale.

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:21 PM
Gavin Degraw? What the fuck was I thinking? I totally meant Rossdale. Holy shit. I'm so ashamed.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:21 PM
I thought the dude from Bush was Gavin Rossdale.
there ya go

katyon6th
07-01-2006, 03:21 PM
Cherry, we fucking suck. How could we make such a mistake?

I gotta go.

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:22 PM
Katy lef.t

sigh

TOP-CHERRY
07-01-2006, 03:23 PM
Midge, what's that new band he's in called?

midgetonadonkey
07-01-2006, 03:28 PM
I have no idea. I've never liked Gavin Rossdale or Bush.

ashbeeigh
07-01-2006, 03:28 PM
He started a new band? I did not know that.

ashbeeigh
07-01-2006, 03:29 PM
3,000!