Oh Shit!!! (3)

[jman3000]

I wouldn't want to be the third wheel so I'll let you two go to the movies. Have Fun!! :tu

She dissed me. :depressed


Now that's what I call swinging for the fences.

:lol :lol

:drunk

[Silver21_Black20]

I think 1Billups1 is waiting for midge.

[angel_luv]

I wouldn't want to be the third wheel so I'll let you two go to the movies. Have Fun!! :tu


He said I could come too- obviously establishing me as the third wheel in his previously made plans with someone else.

It is all you two- as it should be.

[jman3000]

a dude can't ask some people if they want to go to a movie without it becoming a big deal.

:pctoss

[angel_luv]

a dude can't ask some people if they want to go to a movie without it becoming a big deal.

:pctoss


I did think it was nice- really. :)

I have just been hoping you and Sandra would decide you like each other.

[Silver21_Black20]

a dude can't ask some people if they want to go to a movie without it becoming a big deal.

:pctoss

I don't even think you invited anyone from this board to the movies. :lol I made a comment and it turned into something different. Sorry!

[Silver21_Black20]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (2 members and 1 guests)
Silver21_Black20, 1Billups1

Go away. midge isn't online.

[jman3000]

I was actually serious when I asked if SW wanted to go to the movies... I'm bored as fuck right now.

[ShoogarBear]

You silver-tongued devil. How could she have resisted the bored-as-fuck offer?

[jman3000]

You silver-tongued devil. How could she have resisted the bored-as-fuck offer?

you should change your title to "cock blocker"

[ashbeeigh]

The Devil Wears Prada..oh man. I want to see that. And isn't Adrian Granier or whatever Anne Hathaway's boyfriend in the movie?

[atxrocker]

The Devil Wears Prada..oh man. I want to see that. And isn't Adrian Granier or whatever Anne Hathaway's boyfriend in the movie?


sometimes i wonder if the devil really has such expensive fashion tastes

[NASpurs]

Me and my friends got in a fight last night with these frat dudes like 15 of them vs 5 of us. Well I fucked this dude's face up but later on my knuckle started to hurt bad. It is swollen and I can barely move it but hurts really bad when I do. How can you tell if it is broken or jammed?

:lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't like chick flicks. They are pretty much predictable.

[ORION]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Horry For 3!




Me and my friends got in a fight last night with these frat dudes like 15 of them vs 5 of us. Well I fucked this dude's face up but later on my knuckle started to hurt bad. It is swollen and I can barely move it but hurts really bad when I do. How can you tell if it is broken or jammed?

Midge is going to have a field day with this one

[NASpurs]

I'm going to put the link here just in case he doesn't see it

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44958

[ashbeeigh]

Horry should ask awmyplace for some advice. :lol.

[NASpurs]

Shut up ashbeeigh

I just might. Watch out.

Horry should ask awmyplace for some advice. :lol.:pctoss

[jman3000]

Well shit ... I was looking forward to having some humerous exchanges with Shoog in regards to my "cock blocker" comment.

Fucker.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm sorry, jman. If it wasn't for me you'd be scoring pussy left and right from the women in here. :depressed

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm sorry, jman. If it wasn't for me you'd be scoring pussy left and right from the women in here. :depressed

That's being a bit overconfident :rolleyes

[jman3000]

I'm sorry, jman. If it wasn't for me you'd be scoring pussy left and right from the women in here. :depressed

well that wasn't humerous at all... that is downright creepy.

on a related note, I enjoy when angel and katy call my J. Only my family calls me J. :tu

[Jekka]

Yeah I always laugh at the titles. I get a ridiculous amount of porn spam.

So many mothers are having sex with their sons. :lol

Porn Spam Word of the Day:

pulchritudinous; as in, "pulchritudinous Young Slut so pretty and younng."

:lol

[SpursWoman]

Porn Spam Word of the Day:

pulchritudinous; as in, "pulchritudinous Young Slut so pretty and younng."

:lol



Because if "Slut" didn't get sifted by your spam filter..."hot" definitely would have. I can see the need for "pulchritudinous". :lol

[Jekka]

Because if "Slut" didn't get sifted by your spam filter..."hot" definitely would have. I can see the need for "pulchritudinous". :lol
What a great word. Oh man, people are entertaining ... when they're not pissing me off :lol

[2Blonde]

The premier of the Blade TV series is coming on tonight. That's what we're parking our butt's in front of. It'd better be fucking awesome. I have been looking forward to this and I DO NOT want to be disappointed. I love my vampire movies.

[midgetonadonkey]

My agent just called. It looks like I'm going in the mid to late second round.

[ashbeeigh]

Congratulations midge. Any word on which team is interested?

[ShoogarBear]

I have never used "pulchritudinous". I have, however, used "pulchritude" in a club.

"I really like your pulchritude."
"Are you saying I'm stuck up?"

[katyon6th]

Such big words, oh my.



And midge, what the fuck are you talking about? And why is Ashbeeigh responding to you like she knows? Damnit.

[ShoogarBear]

It's not the size, it's how you use them.

(Hands of anyone who didn't see that coming? Nobody? Good.)

[ashbeeigh]

Such big words, oh my.


They know how you love the big words, Katy.

[NASpurs]

Katyness likes the big words!

[SpursWoman]

Well I like .... n/m

[katyon6th]

I gotta get out of this thread.

[NASpurs]

I wonder what SW means by that :lol

[Jekka]

I have never used "pulchritudinous". I have, however, used "pulchritude" in a club.

"I really like your pulchritude."
"Are you saying I'm stuck up?"

I used the word "troglodyte" one time when describing to a friend a guy that gave me his number. I didn't even see it coming, it was weird. Vocab is a funny thing.

[SpursWoman]

I wonder what SW means by that :lol


I like big feet. User wears a size 16 boot, and I am mesmerized just looking at them.

[jman3000]

I like big feet. User wears a size 16 boot, and I am mesmerized just looking at them.

I'll pay you 5 dollars if you never bold "User" again

:spin

[Silver21_Black20]

What did you wind up doing today SW?

Whataburger, couch and NBA draft?

[ashbeeigh]

I bought a pair of size four shoes today, and they fit well.

[SpursWoman]

I'll pay you 5 dollars if you never bold "User" again

Why?

[jman3000]

Why?

I've just noticed you always bold it. O and nice triple post everybody.

[SpursWoman]

What did you wind up doing today SW?

Whataburger, couch and NBA draft?


Taco Cabana and talked to my best friend on the phone for 2 hours...while watching to draft. :)

[SpursWoman]

I've just noticed you always bold it.


Because he's not just user, he's User. :drunk

[jman3000]

Because he's not just user, he's User. :drunk

Hows about we compromise? You can use Italics or underlines... but no bold?

sound good?
:smokin

[SpursWoman]

No. I like the particular emphasis that only bold can bring.

[jman3000]

:pctoss

[Extra Stout]

:pctoss
I thought you were on a date tonight. Did you stand her up?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I love talking about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

- OW

[jman3000]

I thought you were on a date tonight. Did you stand her up?

They both dumped me. I need to work on my vocabulary. Where's Katy at?

[Extra Stout]

They both dumped me. I need to work on my vocabulary. Where's Katy at?
No, no. You go to Katy for grammar. ShoogarBear is in charge of vocabulary.

[ashbeeigh]

Damir Markota you say?

[jman3000]

No, no. You go to Katy for grammar. ShoogarBear is in charge of vocabulary.

Surely you jest. I need to flex my proverbial muscle and impress a lady.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm bored.

There is nothing on tv and I'm hungry.

[jman3000]

I'm bored.

There is nothing on tv and I'm hungry.

You still feel like ice cream?

[Silver21_Black20]

You still feel like ice cream?

Mmmm...Yes!

[jman3000]

Mmmm...Yes!
What's your favorite flavor?

[Silver21_Black20]

What's your favorite flavor?

Strawberry cheesecake.

What's yours?

[ashbeeigh]

Damir Markota you say?

Yeah, sounds like he has long arms.

[atxrocker]

goddamnit sac's pick sucked.. sure we were gonna get rondo

[jman3000]

Strawberry cheesecake.

What's yours?

It used to be cookie dough ... but I haven't had that in such a loooong time. I'd have to say ... banana pudding, with the nilla wafers in it.

I haven't had that in a while too, damn.

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

It used to be cookie dough ... but I haven't had that in such a loooong time. I'd have to say ... banana pudding, with the nilla wafers in it.

I haven't had that in a while too, damn.

:lol

Hahaha...you said, nilla wafers.

I didn't even know banana pudding was an ice cream flavor.

[jman3000]

Hahaha...you said, nilla wafers.

I didn't even know banana pudding was an ice cream flavor.

Hell yeah it is... damn good too. back in high school when i played football and thought that i could eat whatever i wanted, i used to be able to eat a 1/2 gallon of that stuff in 1 sitting.

it's not good that i'm getting a craving now considering i've been on a health kick for a couple of months now.

[Das Texan]

Strawberry cheesecake.

What's yours?



go out on your fucking date already!

[Silver21_Black20]

go out on your fucking date already!

I have no idea what you are talking about sir.

[jman3000]

I just ate some cantaloupe ... all is right in the universe once again.

[Silver21_Black20]

I just ate some cantaloupe ... all is right in the universe once again. :smokin

- jman3000

[NASpurs]

The ramblings of Cherry are sorely missed in this thread.

That is all.

[jman3000]

I could never compete with LaFawnduh :smokin

-Silver21_Black20

[Silver21_Black20]

I could never compete with LaFawnduh :smokin

-Silver21_Black20

:lmao

[jman3000]

awmyplace stopped pm'ing me :depressed

I guess this last pm was just too much for her:

"Pirates are cool. Why don't you want to become one?"

[Silver21_Black20]

I've heard/read that she pm's a lot of people.

She's never pm'ed me :depressed

[jman3000]

I've heard/read that she pm's a lot of people.

She's never pm'ed me :depressed

I'm sorry, I'll swing her your way

(she's actually a troll of mine)

:drunk

[NASpurs]

awmyplace stopped pm'ing me :depressed

I guess this last pm was just too much for her:

"Pirates are cool. Why don't you want to become one?"She PM'ed you too? :lol

I got tired of responding to her stupid PMs so the PMs have stopped. Did you get the "are you a male or female? what race are you?I'm just asking!"

She was fun while it lasted. Now it's kind of old but gets a chuckle here and there.

[NASpurs]

I've heard/read that she pm's a lot of people.

She's never pm'ed me :depressedI'll tell her to PM you. She enjoys PM'ing people from the looks of it. I'll tell her you're a female as well. You might get a new friend!

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll tell her to PM you. She enjoys PM'ing people from the looks of it. I'll tell her you're a female as well. You might get a new friend!

No no...that's ok. Plus that was a typo. I meant to say, she's never pm'ed me :elephant .

[jman3000]

No no...that's ok. Plus that was a typo. I meant to say, she's never pm'ed me :elephant .

*ahem* somebody with the numbers 2120 in their screenname once told me this thread has no place for dancing pink elephants....

[Silver21_Black20]

*ahem* somebody with the numbers 2120 in their screenname once told me this thread has no place for dancing pink elephants....

And you have complied very nicely.

[jman3000]

And you have complied very nicely.

complied? wtf? are you a computer now?

only i'm allowed to use vocabulary words that could be easily replaced by normal, everyday words.

you should have said "listened"

[Silver21_Black20]

complied? wtf? are you a computer now?

only i'm allowed to use vocabulary words that could be easily replaced by normal, everyday words.

you should have said "listened"

Uh...no. I say what the fuck I want to say. Got it!

[jman3000]

Uh...no. I say what the fuck I want to say. Got it!

:elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant

[NASpurs]

So when is the wedding?

[NASpurs]

So when is the wedding?Moron. Don't you know they're not even dating YET...

[Silver21_Black20]

Nonsense.

[NASpurs]

:pctoss

Having a pet poodle crying and whimpering in the house because he wants to hump the Rotweiller outside that's in heat is annoying as hell! Can I kick him in the balls or is that illegal? He can't even reach her! She's like teasing him with her... well yeah you get the point.

[ShoogarBear]

:pctoss

Having a pet poodle crying and whimpering in the house because he wants to hump the Rotweiller outside that's in heat is annoying as hell! Can I kick him in the balls or is that illegal? He can't even reach her! She's like teasing him with her... well yeah you get the point.This is a metaphor for a couple of posters here . . .

[Jekka]

Poodles suck. My dad's father had two, and they were a big reason we never wanted to visit. Noisy, spoiled, tear-stained little shits they were.

[Silver21_Black20]

This is a metaphor for a couple of posters here . . .

One being yourself, I'm sure.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, I'm the guy that wants to kick him in the balls. :lol

[NASpurs]

This is a metaphor for a couple of posters here . . .I was going to say the same thing but I didn't want SB to kick my ass for comparing her to a dog in heat.


Poodles suck. My dad's father had two, and they were a big reason we never wanted to visit. Noisy, spoiled, tear-stained little shits they were.Noisy check. Spoiled... hell yes, check. hahaha tear stained. Why the hell do they have that anyway? Makes them look like dirty dogs.

I swear I just wanna put him in the closet downstairs. It's big enough and has air so it won't be inhumane. This dog is really testing me right now :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Poodles << Cats <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Real Dogs

[jman3000]

:lmao

[jman3000]

I was going to say the same thing but I didn't want SB to kick my ass for comparing her to a dog in heat.

and comparing me to a yapping poodle is any better?

:pctoss

[NASpurs]

haha I'm more scared of SB. She's like 7'5" last I heard.

[jman3000]

haha I'm more scared of SB. She's like 7'5" last I heard.

I'm not far behind......

[Silver21_Black20]

haha I'm more scared of SB. She's like 7'5" last I heard.

Damn You!!!

[jman3000]

I think I look real imposing in real life... i reckon that doesn't translate too well on these internets...

[NASpurs]

jman putting a strong front in front of his girlfriend, how cute

Flex those e-muscles!

[ShoogarBear]

I think I look real imposing in real life... i reckon that doesn't translate too well on these internets...Eye wreckin.

[jman3000]

yes'ir

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I look real imposing in real life... i reckon that doesn't translate too well on these internets...

I reckon that you aren't that taller than me.

[jman3000]

I reckon that you aren't that taller than me.

you've seen me in person ... you can't honestly say that. I have at least 5 inches on you.

[ShoogarBear]

So you're 7'10"? Damn you guys are going to have some superbabies!

[ShoogarBear]

Eye wreckin.http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/a/8/2a895a8f7d1c90cbd7a35218973d132a.gif

[jman3000]

just curious... is that technically a double entendre? (sp?)

[ShoogarBear]

Actually it's a double homonym. It means only one thing but sounds exactly like something else with another meaning.

A double entendre means the same words having two meanings.

[jman3000]

double homonym = see, sea

double entendre = fall, Fall

correct?

[NASpurs]

Right

[Silver21_Black20]

you've seen me in person ... you can't honestly say that. I have at least 5 inches on you.

Eh...I hardly remember ya.

[jman3000]

Eh...I hardly remember ya.

:pctoss

[jman3000]

2120 is actually 7'8 and her hands could palm a medicine ball.

[NASpurs]

:corn:

It's a show they put on everynight :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

2120 is actually 7'8 and her hands could palm a medicine ball.

:rolleyes

[jman3000]

If you don't wanna be seen as tall, then don't say that I'm barely taller than you. Because I'm pretty tall.

[NASpurs]

This is where it gets good in the movie. The guy is in deep shit and has to find a way to get out and get into her good grace again.

[NASpurs]

If you don't wanna be seen as tall, then don't say that I'm barely taller than you. Because I'm pretty tall.Oh bad move. The girl is always right!

[Silver21_Black20]

If you don't wanna be seen as tall, then don't say that I'm barely taller than you. Because I'm pretty tall.

What the fuck? I've been seen as "tall" my whole fuckin' life.

[jman3000]

What the fuck? I've been seen as "tall" my whole fuckin' life.

i didn't think you were that tall. Not nothing out of the ordinary.

I still stand by my 7'8 comment though.

[Silver21_Black20]

i didn't think you were that tall. Not nothing out of the ordinary.

I don't think I'm that tall either but most people I meet, the first words out of their mouths have to do with my height.


I still stand by my 7'8 comment though.

:pctoss

[MannyIsGod]

Stupid bitches.

[MannyIsGod]

Man fuck you.

[MannyIsGod]

Godamn, this thread fucking blows. Why won't a brick fall on Ashbeigh?

[MannyIsGod]

Right square on her stupid head. It would probably do her some damn good.

[jman3000]

I don't think I'm that tall either but most people I meet, the first words out of their mouths have to do with my height.That's a good thing about being tall for me, nobody is really that tall unless they are over 6'6

:pctoss
:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

What do you expect? We are bored as hell. Get the fuck out if you don't like it. Every dumbass that has said this thread sucks always comes back, including myself. Suck it up.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...this thread sucks.

[jman3000]

but this thread does suck.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...this thread sucks.

Then get the fuck out!!

[jman3000]

but this thread does suck.


Shit...this thread sucks.

:pctoss

[MannyIsGod]

I swear if I could put Jman and Ashbeigh in some cave underneath the ocean I would.

[Silver21_Black20]

I swear if I could put Jman and Ashbeigh in some cave underneath the ocean I would.

That was way harsh. Do you really believe that someone should be in a cave, alone, with ashbeeigh?

[jman3000]

I swear if I could put Jman and Ashbeigh in some cave underneath the ocean I would.

would this cave by anychance have a restaraunt?

I'm hungry.

[MannyIsGod]

I'd even put a webcam in there so we could all go to www.jmannisfucked.com and laugh.

[MannyIsGod]

I could be pursuaded to leave you a box of Krispy Kreme donuts as well. But you'd have to fight Ashbeigh for them for our internet entertainment.

[Silver21_Black20]

I wish there was a softball game this Sunday. I want to play some softball.

[jman3000]

I'd even put a webcam in there so we could all go to www.jmannisfucked.com and laugh.

I'd make a joke ... but Sandra would kill me.

[MannyIsGod]

Pussy.

[Silver21_Black20]

would this cave by anychance have a restaraunt?

I'm hungry.

I just had a bowl of cereal and I am already hungry.

[MannyIsGod]

Me too Sandra. Hopefully we'll practice sometime soon.

[MannyIsGod]

I got Whataburger a couple of hours ago. Good shit.

[jman3000]

I just had a bowl of cereal and I am already hungry.

I had cantaloupe and a bowl of cereal. I feel like IHOP.

[jman3000]

I'd even put a webcam in there so we could all go to www.jmannisfucked.com and laugh.

shoog, don't let me down... this has gold written all over it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I had cantaloupe and a bowl of cereal. I feel like IHOP.

Mmmm...I could go for some French toast from IHOP right now.

[Silver21_Black20]

Me too Sandra. Hopefully we'll practice sometime soon.

Yea...I like when we practice/scrimmage in the evening.

[jman3000]

Mmmm...I could go for some French toast from IHOP right now.

I'd go for a big country breakfast with biscuits and gravy.

[Silver21_Black20]

shoog, don't let me down... this has gold written all over it.

Jokes can't be said about Manny's post in 3...2...1...

[MannyIsGod]

Jmann is pussy whipped.

[jman3000]

Jmann is pussy whipped.

I actually wished I could say I was pussy whipped. It would be an improvement over my current situation.

but yeah... the blatancy of that post made me laugh for a while.

[Silver21_Black20]

I actually wished I could say I was pussy whipped. It would be an improvement over my current situation.

but yeah... the blatancy of that post made me laugh for a while.

Dude...just shut the fuck up!

[jman3000]

Dude...just shut the fuck up!

you got yourself a deal...

goodnight stupid wetbacks.

[ShoogarBear]

I'd even put a webcam in there so we could all go to www.jmannisfucked.com (http://www.jmannisfucked.com) and laugh.SERVER NOT FOUND.

WTF?

:pctoss

[MannyIsGod]

I will be taking a bat to Jmann's head when he comes near here again. But a wooden one. I want him to get splinters.

[ShoogarBear]

A bat is a modern-age pussy weapon.

Old school is a mace. Medieval, even.

http://www.fisk-knives.com/Mace.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.gungfu.com/pics_general/pics_weapons/mace_medieval.jpg
http://www.armory.net/img/CU/CU_2609KE.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

That skull mace is badass.

[KEDA]

if there are more shit threads, can we make them a tad more entertaining?


this one is the shittiest of all the shit threads.

[1Parker1]

A bat is a modern-age pussy weapon.

Old school is a mace. Medieval, even.

http://www.fisk-knives.com/Mace.jpg

Ahhh...is that what your people used back in your day? :angel

[katyon6th]

Just get outta here and never come back, Keda.

Thank you.

[Boston George]

kira in the morning kira in the evening kira at suppertime, when kira's on a bagel you can have kira anytime

[Boston George]

i love 1p1's new avatar.....i love 1p1 as a matter of fact

[Boston George]

what is all this ruckus about a bat?

[ShoogarBear]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/13/Jokermovie.jpg/180px-Jokermovie.jpg

"A bat?"

[ShoogarBear]

if there are more shit threads, can we make them a tad more entertaining?


this one is the shittiest of all the shit threads.

I was trying to find picture of people who had been hit with a mace. That could have been entertaining.

[ShoogarBear]

Ahhh...is that what your people used back in your day? :angel

Yeah, but now we're more into kinder and gentler things like whips and chains.

[1Parker1]

:lol Now is that only used in bedrooms?

[ORION]

nothing ever happens here ........

[Boston George]

hey diego

[Silver21_Black20]

George Jung?

[SpursWoman]

Chocolate Lucky Charms are bad ass. FYI.

[jman3000]

Chocolate Lucky Charms are bad ass. FYI.

Is Lucky the Leprechaun black on the chocolate Lucky Charms by any chance?

[ashbeeigh]

I had some pirate shaped marshmellow chocolate cereal with Johnny Depp on the box yesterday. Man, that was the shit.

[ORION]

Sleepy Time Tom is the funniest Tom and Jerry episode ever !

[Silver21_Black20]

There are chocolate Lucky Charms???

[Silver21_Black20]

I had some pirate shaped marshmellow chocolate cereal with Johnny Depp on the box yesterday. Man, that was the shit.

Mmmmmm...Johnny Depp, I mean...Mmmm...pirate shaped marshmellow chocolate cereal. No, that was right...Mmmmm....Johnny Depp.

[ShoogarBear]

"Johnny Depp on the box"? Uh, what does that mean exactly?

[jman3000]

I didn't want to put this in the NBA forums because I'd be trashed ... sooooo:
What are the chances that Duncan injures himself at the start of the season and we end up having a horrible record? We end up winning the lottery in '07 just like in '87 and '97 and the cycle of big men in SA continues? I don't want this to happen... I just thought it was interesting.

*knocks on wood until my hands bleed*

[ashbeeigh]

Mmmmmm...Johnny Depp, I mean...Mmmm...pirate shaped marshmellow chocolate cereal. No, that was right...Mmmmm....Johnny Depp.

:tu and Shoog it's a Pirates of the Carribean thing.

[SpursWoman]

There are chocolate Lucky Charms???


Yes, and they are awesome. A little like Coco Puffs with marshmallows. :tu

[SpursWoman]

"Johnny Depp on the box"? Uh, what does that mean exactly?


Typo. It was supposed to read: "Johnny Depp in my box."

[ShoogarBear]

SW, as usual, obliterates the eephus pitch.

[SpursWoman]

I play softball ... I'm getting used to those kind of pitches. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

You never play softball.

[Silver21_Black20]

Softball is badass. I hope to play in the Fall too.

[SpursWoman]

I love it ... me, too. :)

[katyon6th]

Can I play? I want to play.

[NASpurs]

I heard Katy is a lesbian because she plays softball and is actually good at it. Our resident dyke's spider sense must be going off right now.

[jman3000]

Can I play? I want to play.

I keep on forgetting about the money. You gonna be around anytime soon?

[KEDA]

Just get outta here and never come back, Keda.

Thank you.


thats not very nice

[Silver21_Black20]

Can I play? I want to play.

You have a permanent spot on the Spurstalk.com softball roster. :)

[MannyIsGod]

I hate the forum parrots. You know, those motherfuckers that go into a thread and basically repeat what someone smarter than them said. And they do it over and over and over and over again. If I had to hand somebody a crown for being king forum parrot, I'd give it to Tpark. If I had to hand someone a crown for being queen forum parrot, I'd give it to Obiwan.

Fucking parrots.

http://www.es.ucsc.edu/~pkoch/Tom%20Early/LTE%20Photos/c.%20Parrot%20jungle.jpg

[katyon6th]

Oh man. :lmao @ Manny

You're so right.

[katyon6th]

I keep on forgetting about the money. You gonna be around anytime soon?

I'm not sure, J. Get your ass to Ancira sometime.


And NAS, I'm not a lesbian, asshole.

[jman3000]

I'm not sure, J. Get your ass to Ancira sometime.


And NAS, I'm not a lesbian, asshole.

My car is fixed and good to go. Just give me a time and I should be able to go.

[NASpurs]

Oh I KNOW you're not. I was just being a parrot and repeating something I read in another thread.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh man. :lmao @ Manny

You're so right.

Are you parroting him?

[SpursWoman]

:lol @ forum parrots


Does it still count when they repeat it incorrectly? :lol

[katyon6th]

Oh I KNOW you're not. I was just being a parrot and repeating something I read in another thread.

You emphasize 'know' like you've had me or something. What the hell?

[NASpurs]

You emphasize 'know' like you've had me or something. What the hell?I know enough and I'm not stupid to repeat stuff here like a parrot :lol

[ShoogarBear]

You emphasize 'know' like you've had me or something. What the hell?

You ask that like you're not sure.

[katyon6th]

You ask that like you're not sure.

Shoog, stay out of this.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, it really seems I've been picking on Katy. Sorry about that. I have to go look for somebody else who repeatedly serves up straight lines.

[sa_butta]

you guys must not be familiar with this guy

http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5838

[katyon6th]

Damn, it really seems I've been picking on Katy. Sorry about that. I have to go look for somebody else who repeatedly serves up straight lines.

I believe it all started with that pussy bruise incident ...

[NASpurs]

I believe it all started with that pussy bruise incident ...Have you gotten any bruises recently? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

If I live to be 110 I will never forget that line.

Of course, if I keep bringing it up, something tells me I won't live to be 110.

[katyon6th]

Have you gotten any bruises recently? :lol

Why, yes, on my leg.

[Taco]

This is some good shit

[jman3000]

I just ate a tuna sandwich ... not exactly what I was craving, but fuck it.

[jman3000]

but fuck it.

double homonym

[katyon6th]

Man, you're homo.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

[MannyIsGod]

ahahahahahahahah

[TOP-CHERRY]

I've been getting lots of bruises on my legs lately. But I don't remember hitting myself with anything. And they look ugly. I hate being so white.

What do i do

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...ah, I just now stopped laughing at katy's post.

[ORION]

I wish I was popular and apart of the in crowd

[TOP-CHERRY]

why do i keep thinking this is an advice thread

[katyon6th]

I'm so glad I could amuse you, Sandra.

My day has been made!

[ORION]

why do i keep thinking this is an advice thread
advice is for people who need help :madrun

[TOP-CHERRY]

I just googled what could be some causes for bruising easily and now I just scared myself. Fabulous.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

who had a pussy bruise?

[katyon6th]

Let's not go there, CBF.

[ORION]

I just googled what could be some causes for bruising easily and now I just scared myself. Fabulous.
yeast infection is the number one cause of bruising

[Jekka]

I've been getting lots of bruises on my legs lately. But I don't remember hitting myself with anything. And they look ugly. I hate being so white.

What do i do
Have you been taking a lot of anti-inflammatories like ibuprofen or Tylenol the last few weeks/months? I had some really nasty bruising for "no reason" a few years ago because I was taking too many anti-inflammatories (blood-thinners) for tension headaches and it was making me bruise.

[ORION]

who had a pussy bruise?
this chick I knew in high school. I think I even saw sparks flying too

[Repeater]

you guys must not be familiar with this guy

http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5838

[Cant_Be_Faded]

repeater = the midge

[Cant_Be_Faded]

this chick I knew in high school. I think I even saw sparks flying too



pussy bruises are the result of one too many kegels

[ORION]

is that you pete ?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Have you been taking a lot of anti-inflammatories like ibuprofen or Tylenol the last few weeks/months? I had some really nasty bruising for "no reason" a few years ago because I was taking too many anti-inflammatories (blood-thinners) for tension headaches and it was making me bruise.
No, I don't really take Tylenol unless I get really bad headaches. I took one yesterday, but I don't normally.

[midgetonadonkey]

repeater is not midge

[midgetonadonkey]

I've missed Cherry.

[katyon6th]

pussy bruises are the result of one too many kegels

No, sir. That girl would have to be kegeling mighty hard to bruise herself. I think it may be impossible.

[ORION]

midge = batman

[TOP-CHERRY]

I've missed Cherry.
Why I was never gone.

[TOP-CHERRY]

And if bruises don't hurt, is that bad??

[midgetonadonkey]

If your bruises don't hurt that means they may become cancerous.

[ORION]

And if bruises don't hurt, is that bad??
only if your white

[TOP-CHERRY]

Possible causes of symptom: Bruising: The following medical conditions are some of the possible causes of Bruising as a symptom. There are likely to be other possible causes, so ask your doctor about your symptoms.

* Injury
o Normal child play - every child gets bumps and bruises.
o Accident
o Falls
o Physical abuse
* Causes of bruising easily or widespread bruising include:
o Bleeding disorders
o Hemophilia
o Von Willebrand's disease
o Ehlers-Danlos syndrome
o Immune disorder
o Leukemia
o Aplastic anemia
o Disseminated intravascular coagulation
o Scurvy

aaak

[katyon6th]

Perhaps you should consult a real doctor, Cherry. Just an idea.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm a real doctor.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm a real doctor.

So am I.

[ORION]

My colon is bruised

-- batman

[ORION]

I'm a real doctor.
Every time I pee I ejaculate. How can I make myself pee all day?

[midgetonadonkey]

Every time I pee I ejaculate. How can I make myself pee all day?

Drink a lot of water.

[ORION]

Drink a lot of water.
Is toilet water ok ?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I want foamy coffee.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm hungry. What should I eat for dinner tonight? No doughnuts.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

rofl

top cherry you're such a hypochondriac

Just remember, everyone has cancer sooner or later

[ORION]

I want foamy coffee.
your setting yourself up for that one