Oh Shit!!! (3)

[jman3000]

Wow! So this is the internet.

are those cats still fucking?

[midgetonadonkey]

are those cats still fucking?

Unfortunately not.

[ShoogarBear]

Hockey reporters make Craig Sager look like Walter Cronkite.

[jman3000]

dude needs to work on his stamina

[ashbeeigh]

I thought you WANTED the job

The joke went over your head.

[Silver21_Black20]

Geez...this thread does suck the balls of the donkey that midge rode on.

[midgetonadonkey]

Stop talking about my donkey's balls. He's very insecure about their lack of hair.

[jman3000]

Do they make Nair for sensitive donkey balls? I'd assume there's a market out there.

[Silver21_Black20]

Do they make Nair for sensitive donkey balls? I'd assume there's a market out there.

That just doesn't make sense.

[Melmart1]

Why would he need donkey nair if he is worried about the lack of hair already? What he needs is rogaine for donkey balls. duh!

[Melmart1]

Some people!

[ShoogarBear]

What expression have you heard more often: "big hairy donkey balls" or "big hairless donkey balls"?

That's what I thought.

[ShoogarBear]

Some people!
Like you know or care anything about balls.

[jman3000]

That just doesn't make sense.

like your face

[Melmart1]

Like you know or care anything about balls.

I don't know why but after I read this, all I can think about is that chick from "Bachelor Party" with the donkey that snorted coke and died. Thanks, Shoog. :madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

like your face

Oooo...that one hurt. You prick!

[ShoogarBear]

I don't know why but after I read this, all I can think about is that chick from "Bachelor Party" with the donkey that snorted coke and died. Thanks, Shoog. :madrun
Well, at least it didn't make you think about Catherine the Great. :p

[jman3000]

Oooo...that one hurt. You prick!

whatever ... i still love ya.

[jman3000]

i don't feel too well ... has there been a bug going around?

[KEDA]

jeez


Im glad I have something to do with my free time, because this thread is getting worse by the minute

where is Manny telling Ash to go jump off of a building?

where is Batman talking about drinking Jessica Albas bath water?

where is Katy bragging about getting ass?

W T F man?!?!?!?!

[Silver21_Black20]

whatever ... i still love ya.

:madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

i don't feel too well ... has there been a bug going around?

I don't feel well either. My head is killing me. I'm gonna shower and go to bed.

'Nite!

[jman3000]

I don't feel well either. My head is killing me. I'm gonna shower and go to bed.

'Nite!

not a bad plan.

[jman3000]

jeez


Im glad I have something to do with my free time, because this thread is getting worse by the minute

where is Manny telling Ash to go jump off of a building?

where is Batman talking about drinking Jessica Albas bath water?

where is Katy bragging about getting ass?

W T F man?!?!?!?!

not everybody is getting ass like you damn it!

:pctoss

[ORION]

I just want to say this right now so I feel better ........

[MannyIsGod]

I've directed my anger at the world elsewhere.

[ORION]

ok so my friends are not the best basketball players right. so we play these guys that are taller than us and are good too. Well the guy I was guarding plays in the NBDL but not all that. My teammates all of the sudden freeze up and can't switch and can't guard their man. We lose 2 of 3 and I'm the only one trying. I guess I expect too much from them .......

[ShoogarBear]

Sounds like an HR problem.

[Jekka]

Why am I awake. My Cherry 7up was not caffeinated!

[MannyIsGod]

Did you yell at them and tell them to switch and cut?

CUT CUT CUT.

[ORION]

Did you yell at them and tell them to switch and cut?

CUT CUT CUT.
I told them to switch and watch the cutters. I think maybe I need to pass them out a basketball dictionary. maybe I'm expecting them to handle themselves but they are not ready. One play I got the old back pick and my man gets open for an easy lob and dunk. When I turned arounded not only did I see the guy on the other team pick me my teammates was also standing there picking me. :madrun

[ORION]

Sounds like an HR problem.
yes , we are canning them and going with the brazilian sisters that you suggested

[ashbeeigh]

The Plague is on History International. :tu.

[MannyIsGod]

A lot of good players never grasp the fundementals. I hate people who don't call otu screens adn don't switch. I hate people who set screens and never move.

The problem is I'm a fat slow mexican who can't play ball very well, so no one ever listens to me. :lol

[ORION]

A lot of good players never grasp the fundementals. I hate people who don't call otu screens adn don't switch. I hate people who set screens and never move.

The problem is I'm a fat slow mexican who can't play ball very well, so no one ever listens to me. :lol
If you do the little things I'd put you on my team. I always pick up that dude who can set picks and bump my man on a pick or block out. I'd take knowledge over athleticism any day

[ORION]

ok my bitching is over. I just hate it when your team doesn't know the ABC's of basketball. I'm the they were good and that one was in the NBDL apparently but that is no excuse for F-ing up so bad

[ShoogarBear]

I play defense. People usually get pissed off when you try to do that.

[ORION]

I play defense. People usually get pissed off when you try to do that.
not on my team. I'm all for defense.

[jman3000]

where do you play? i've been looking for somewhere to play ever since my military id expired.

[ORION]

where do you play? i've been looking for somewhere to play ever since my military id expired.
The new rec center in New Braunfels but if they could get a regular GTG in SA I'd be willing to drive

[jman3000]

i used to play a lot up at the warhawk on lackland ... i USED to be one of the best shooters in the place but when you don't play for so long it takes a bit of time to get your stroke and your rythem back.

how the fuck do you spell rythem?

[ORION]

i used to play a lot up at the warhawk on lackland ... i USED to be one of the best shooters in the place but when you don't play for so long it takes a bit of time to get your stroke and your rythem back.

how the fuck do you spell rythem?
not like that but I hear you. we had a little GTG at Joe Ward in SA a few months ago but nothing since. The good thing about shooting is that if you good it doesn't take long to get your stroke back but the thing you have to worry about is your legs

[jman3000]

rhythm <<< wtf is that?

it would probably take me about 2 hours of shooting to get everything back in order. i hated the gyms on base because you would never get team bball. you'd get "i'm gonna dribble for 20 seconds and then pull up or drive and lose the ball". the only time i'd ever touch the ball is if i took it up court myself or happened to be the guy to scoop up the lost ball.

[MannyIsGod]

If you do the little things I'd put you on my team. I always pick up that dude who can set picks and bump my man on a pick or block out. I'd take knowledge over athleticism any dayYeah man,thats why when you play the teams of old men that have played together forever they kick everyones ass.

I love the little things that people notice. Its always awesome when the biggest guy on the other team tells you "nice boxout". That makes my day.

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, its really hard to find a game now where its not the And 1 bullshit. I need to call up my old roomate to see if we can paly in the gym at Trinty. THats something we usually do on summer nights.

[atxrocker]

i am fucking tired

[angel_luv]

Those crazy MF's in Raleigh are standing the whole game.

The AT&T shoulda done that for game 7 against the Mavs. :pctoss


I did. :D

[angel_luv]

Morning Sunshines! :spin

http://www.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=411928787&m=2153&source=ag992

[1Parker1]

Ugh, I hate happy morning people :lol

[angel_luv]

:lol What took you so long? I have been up since 5:45 am :D

[1Parker1]

Good God, Why?????

[angel_luv]

This is why I can't go to bed before midnight if I want to sleep in.

Whenever I go to bed around 11:30 like I did last night, I wake up super early, like my body just naps.

[1Parker1]

Weird, I could sleep 15 hours a night if I had the chance. No joke, I've done it before. :lol

[angel_luv]

If I am going to treat myself to sleep, I love a 2 1/2 - 3 hour afternoon nap. :)

[ashbeeigh]

stupid, "Oh, I thought I had already interview you..." but you're legs are hot.

[katyon6th]

stupid, "Oh, I thought I had already interview you..." but you're legs are hot.

That sentence reads stupid all over it.


Are you saying the interviewer said your legs are hot?

[angel_luv]

care to expound on that there, Ash? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

TTIWWP.

[Das Texan]

Morning Sunshines! :spin

http://www.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=411928787&m=2153&source=ag992



mornings suck.

especially after sleeping on a rock.

[ashbeeigh]

That sentence reads stupid all over it.

Are you saying the interviewer said your legs are hot?

No Katy. When he called yesterday I was like "Why are yuo calling me again, you already interviewed me." So I took you advice and dressed differently, in a shorter skirt and a cute shirt with flip-flops. It had American Eagle written all over it. And I thought my legs looked hot. I don't know. Maybe my stupid comment will make this thread suck less.

[angel_luv]

So how did your interviews go?

[katyon6th]

No Katy. When he called yesterday I was like "Why are yuo calling me again, you already interviewed me." So I took you advice and dressed differently, in a shorter skirt and a cute shirt with flip-flops. It had American Eagle written all over it. And I thought my legs looked hot. I don't know. Maybe my stupid comment will make this thread suck less.

The stupid comment was in reference to all the damn grammatical errors that sentence had.

Good job on looking more American Eagle-esque. How'd it go?

[ashbeeigh]

I just told the manager about my managers at my last place (and how you can never find them).Since he had already interviewed me he said he didn't need another 45 minute group interview so I left right after that. He said he would give my other references a call and that he would be in touch. My other one isn't until 2.So we'll see :D

And I'm very sorry about the grammar. I will redeem myself later Katy.

[jman3000]

TTIWWP.

WTF?

[Silver21_Black20]

WTF?

Shut Up!!

[jman3000]

Shut Up!!

AWGTHTGTTA? IHN.

[Silver21_Black20]

AWGTHTGTTA? IHN.

Whatever!

How do you feel today?

[jman3000]

I'm feeling better ... before I went to bed I popped a couple of tylenol and it knocked me out/made me feel better.

and yourself?

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm feeling better ... before I went to bed I popped a couple of tylenol and it knocked me out/made me feel better.

and yourself?

I'm good. I also took some aspirin before I went to bed. I think me going to bed early helped a lot too.

[jman3000]

going to bed early always seems to help. unfortunately ever since i was a senior in high school, i don't think i've gone to bed before midnight in maybe ... 3 years?

[Mad Martigan]

i am the greatest swordsman who ever lived

[jman3000]

Duncan McCloud >>> Mad Martigan

[Mad Martigan]

duncan mcwho the shit is that?? he can't defeat me....i am the greatest

[ashbeeigh]

This world is just too too small for me now. Just too small.

[jman3000]

good luck killing him pal.

http://emeraldisle-ejs.us/images/sigtags/tvshows/highlander.jpg

[Mad Martigan]

the highlander was a fruit ....i would destroy him

[jman3000]

whatever martigan ... i have worse photos than this ... so check yourself.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/captain_mail/root/october/downey_kilmer.jpg

[Mad Martigan]

i am the greatest swordsman you peck

[Mad Martigan]

spurfect is back jekka spurfect is back i love spurfect

[Hudson Hawk]

she won my heart when she voluntered her time in houston

[jman3000]

i am the greatest swordsman you peck
:lol
I bet.

*knowingly winks*

[Hudson Hawk]

man all i want is a damn cup of cappucino

[Jekka]

spurfect is back jekka spurfect is back i love spurfect

Who's a what now?

[Hudson Hawk]

jessica why are you ignoring me/

[Hudson Hawk]

the ever so awesome spurfect...is back i havent seen her post in here since like last summer

[Pennywise]

damn it jekka....good lord where's manny i want to beat him for his money in poker already

[Jekka]

I'm so confused.

[Pennywise]

lol she's a poster jekka... a poster here in the forum....don't worry im just being stupid no need for the confusion

[Pennywise]

kira i feel as if we lost touch with our friendship we need to go back to the basics....

[Pennywise]

you and i were so unseperable at one point in our lives and now its like we dont even talk anymore, and we dont even know what we argue about

[Jekka]

... okay ...

[Pennywise]

jekka jekka jekka cant you see sometimes your words just hypnotize me

[Pennywise]

didnt we already ban ashbeeigh from any thread worth being in like 2 years ago?

[Pennywise]

i wish i could get me a zack morris gif

[Jekka]

didnt we already ban ashbeeigh from any thread worth being in like 2 years ago?

We tried :depressed

[katyon6th]

kira i feel as if we lost touch with our friendship we need to go back to the basics....

Batman, shut the fuck up.

[Pennywise]

that would be so pimp of him and buddy bands

[Pennywise]

Batman, shut the fuck up.
kira.....why the hostility

[katyon6th]

kira.....why the hostility

Of course I was kidding.

I was just given an orange ... a seedless orange. I'm so excited to eat it but I hate peeling it. My fingers will smell like orange. But it will be worth it. Oh so worth it.

[Pennywise]

i hate peeling oranges, but i love oranges...they are soo damn delicioso

[Pennywise]

man i can eat an avocado like an apple though i love me some avocados

[Silver21_Black20]

batman has been missed.

[angel_luv]

How many personalities does Batman have?

And Batboy, when I am going to meet the one that likes Rasho?

Oh wait... :D

... His consistant defensive prowling has thwarted many of lane drivers attempts of any easy baskets. Ladies and gentlemen i am speaking of Rasho Nesterovic. The boy needs to play again...

[Silver21_Black20]

How many personalities does Batman have?

Several.

[jman3000]

Time for my jog Kori. See ya in a bit :nerd

[Kori Ellis]

Time for my jog Kori. See ya in a bit :nerd

Damn Stalker.

[Silver21_Black20]

Time for my jog Kori. See ya in a bit :nerd

Yikes!!!

[angel_luv]

Yikes!!!


Aw don't be jealous.

I have it on good authority J loves you best. :D


ha! you thought it was gonna be that easy to get rid of me? try harder :smokin

[Ned Nederlander]

Batman has many personalities...he is the most brilliant fellow i've ever met

[Das Texan]

What a day.


I have been to Cleburne, Ft Worth and Hillsboro.


What fun.

[Silver21_Black20]

Aw don't be jealous.

I have it on good authority J loves you best. :D

:madrun Not true!

[YourConscience]

You all need to go to Church.

[angel_luv]

:madrun Not true!

Now, now Ms. Congeniality

He thinks you gorgeous... He wants to kiss you... He wants to hug you... He wants to love you... He wants to smooch you... He want to hug you.

:angel

[katyon6th]

He wants you to have, like, 10,000 of his babies.

[Silver21_Black20]

He wants you to have, like, 10,000 of his babies.

That's just disturbing.

[tlongII]

He wants you to have, like, 10,000 of his babies.


I doubt it. 326 maybe, but not 10,000.

[angel_luv]

He wants you to have, like, 10,000 of his babies.


Aww she can be his Baby and have his babies. :elephant

[Silver21_Black20]

Ok guys...that's enough of that.

[angel_luv]

Ok guys...that's enough of that.


About time Sandra stopped stealing all the attention!

Next!


:lol

[katyon6th]

I enjoyed being called 'baby' by my significant other but being called 'babe' just irks me for some reason.

How strange.

How random.

[RashoFan]

Whas Happening? Hey Katy, are the softball shirts in?

[Silver21_Black20]

About time Sandra stopped stealing all the attention!

Next!


:lol


:tu

[MannyIsGod]

Katy has a significant other? Why haven't you gone KEDA on us and put him (or her ??@?@?@@!??!?!) in your avatar?

Hey bitches, check the softball thread.

[batman2883]

i always call my significant others babe just so i wont mess up and call them the wrong names

[batman2883]

sa butta tomorrow night at planeta bro.....its gonna be nice 7 parties going on in there....vip to a lot of people..you dont wanna miss it man

[batman2883]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/BATMAN2883/untitled6.jpg planeta tomorrow night guys be there....you see me get my attention and shots on me....

[MannyIsGod]

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=kenwood+park+san+antonio&ie=UTF8&hl=en&cid=29423889,-98493333,8199135260931327963&li=lmd&om=1&ll=29.474291,-98.495546&spn=0.017709,0.029268

[batman2883]

blah blah blah

[Silver21_Black20]

blah blah blah

What's wrong, bat?

[batman2883]

batman has been missed.
and batman has missed his Sandra..oh so much

[batman2883]

im bored

[jman3000]

:lmao x 1000 at what was said when I was gone.



I think Kori honked at me :smokin

[tlongII]

Is batman still on Double Secret Probation at work?

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao x 1000 at what was said when I was gone.



I think Kori honked at me :smokin

I think she secretly wanted to hit you with her car, or was that LJ? Hmmm....

[jman3000]

I think she secretly wanted to hit you with her car, or was that LJ? Hmmm....
:pctoss

[NASpurs]

the ever so awesome spurfect...is back i havent seen her post in here since like last summerHer sister is also a http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smieyebrow.gif

I'm not saying who that is since she would kill me :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Working sucks.

[jman3000]

Working sucks.
you have the comfort of knowing you can look out your window and watch a nice relaxing cat fuck.

[Das Texan]

I think she secretly wanted to hit you with her car, or was that LJ? Hmmm....


they both did.

[Silver21_Black20]

they both did.

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Wtf, Sb?

[Jekka]

Working sucks.

Early morning meetings at work also suck.

[Silver21_Black20]

Wtf, Sb?

You rang?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I've decided to become a teacher. I think I've decided that. I'm not too sure if I decided that or not yet. But I think I've come to that conclusion.

[ShoogarBear]

You rang?
Shut up, bitch. I wasn't talking to you.

[ShoogarBear]

:p

[ShoogarBear]

http://radio.weblogs.com/0107127/radioStationPictures/images/2003/03/10/ouch!.jpg

[katyon6th]

Is it totally gross that I save chewed gum if it still has flavor to chew at a later time?

I mean, I don't want to waste it.

[jman3000]

:lol

payback's a bitch.

[Silver21_Black20]

Really? Good for you, midge.

Congrats on you making/not making the decision.

[jman3000]

Is it totally gross that I save chewed gum if it still has flavor to chew at a later time?

I mean, I don't want to waste it.

Remind me not to make out with you anymore...

[katyon6th]

Shut up, bitch. I wasn't talking to you.

Damn Shoog, you straight up called her a bitch.

:lmao

Sorry Sandra, that was funny.

[ShoogarBear]

I think I've decided to become a teacher. I think I've decided that. I'm not too sure if I decided that or not yet. But I think I've come to that conclusion.
You could teach decision analysis.

[katyon6th]

Remind me not to make out with you anymore...

Okay, let's not start anything, J. Aren't you deep enough in shit with, like, 10,000 other girls on this board?

You whore.

[Kori Ellis]

:lmao x 1000 at what was said when I was gone.



I think Kori honked at me :smokin

Damn, you are now having fantasies about me honking at you.

I haven't left the house all day. No one honked at you but your mom.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shut up, bitch. I wasn't talking to you.

Fucking Aye!

You are now on my shit list, Fucker!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Are we gonna talk about jman's Mom's honkers now?

[ShoogarBear]

Fucking Aye!

You are now on my shit list, Fucker!!!
Wouldn't it save time for you to just have a not-on-my-shit list?

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

payback's a bitch.

Shut the Fuck up!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Wouldn't it save time for you to just have a not-on-my-shit list?

Nah...I don't have a shit list, I'm too nice.

[jman3000]

Damn, you are now having fantasies about me honking at you.

I haven't left the house all day. No one honked at you but your mom.

:pctoss

[jman3000]

Okay, let's not start anything, J. Aren't you deep enough in shit with, like, 10,000 other girls on this board?

You whore.

I just realized I am a whore :depressed

[jman3000]

Shut the Fuck up!!



Nah...I don't have a shit list, I'm too nice.
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

Cool, so does that mean I have the honor of being the only one, SB?

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

What?

I am nice :angel

[Silver21_Black20]

Cool, so does that mean I have the honor of being the only one, SB?

I'll call you SB, happy?

[ShoogarBear]

I'll call you SB, happy?
I said shut up! Damn, what makes you think I'm talking to you?

[Silver21_Black20]

I said shut up! Damn, what makes you think I'm talking to you?

Bad move, Shoog :flipoff

[ShoogarBear]

I'm sorry. Please forgive me. It won't happen again.

[jman3000]

What?

I am nice :angel

You ain't nice to me :depressed

[Silver21_Black20]

You ain't nice to me :depressed

I am nice to you, you cry-baby! :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I just heard a guy fart for 18 seconds straight.

[jman3000]

I am nice to you, you cry-baby! :lol

:madrun

[ShoogarBear]

You couldn't smell anything?

[jman3000]

I just heard a guy fart for 18 seconds straight.

Did you become aroused?

[midgetonadonkey]

Not really. I became amused, but not aroused. Sorry.

[ShoogarBear]

Mmmm. I think I'm joining General Tso's army tonight.

[Silver21_Black20]

Nobody gives a shit!

[jman3000]

Nobody gives a shit!

What a rosy attitude. I think I'll call you "Sunshine"

[Blanche Devereaux]

Nobody gives a shit!

Now come on Honey, that's now way to talk to a hunk like Shooga.

[ShoogarBear]

Nobody gives a shit!
I will be about two hours after General Tso.

[ShoogarBear]

LMAO, Blanche Devereaux, Miami Heat fan.

[ShoogarBear]

I wish SilBlack gave nutritional advice to help the rest of us grow to 6'9" too.

[Silver21_Black20]

What a rosy attitude. I think I'll call you "Sunshine"

Even though you are being a smartass, I'm sure...that was sweet!!!

[SpursWoman]

Chris is growing some broccoli with some super-growth hormone shit and it's scary how big those plants have gotten so fast (yes, there is a control broccoli, too :lol)

I can send you some of that, SB, if it works out. :lol

[jman3000]

ok sunshine :drunk

[jman3000]

Chris is growing some broccoli with some super-growth hormone shit and it's scary how big those plants have gotten so fast (yes, there is a control broccoli, too :lol)

I can send you some of that, SB, if it works out. :lol

does the broccoli have small nuts?

[ShoogarBear]

Chris is growing some broccoli with some super-growth hormone shit and it's scary how big those plants have gotten so fast (yes, there is a control broccoli, too :lol)

I can send you some of that, SB, if it works out. :lol
Sure, unless you have other plans for super-big vegetables.

[ShoogarBear]

:rollin @ "control broccoli"

[Das Texan]

Early morning meetings at work also suck.



so does driving to 3 different counties in teh same day.

[SpursWoman]

Carrots & cucumbers are next ... we just wanted to see if it worked first. :nerd

[SpursWoman]

I'm going to go get a trade-in value on my car in San Marcos tomorrow ... and start looking for a new one. I don't know if I'm excited about it or not...I haven't had a payment in over a year.

:fro

[ShoogarBear]

Cucumbers are next, after which I plan to retire from public life.

[Das Texan]

Chris is growing some broccoli with some super-growth hormone shit and it's scary how big those plants have gotten so fast (yes, there is a control broccoli, too :lol)

I can send you some of that, SB, if it works out. :lol


that sounds good.

[SpursWoman]

*gasp*:lmao *choke* :lmao :lmao

[Das Texan]

Nah...I don't have a shit list, I'm too nice.



I have a hit list on the one board I moderate.

[jman3000]

damn... my toe won't stop throbbing... mighta over done it today...

[SpursWoman]

:lmao @ User ..


He's now steaming 5lbs of 2 foot long crab legs. Those sumbitches are HUGE. :wow :smokin

[Jekka]

:tu Crab legs are the shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20

What the hell is this?

[angel_luv]

I am nice to you, baby! :makeout



ok sunshine


:angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel

[SpursWoman]

:tu Crab legs are the shit.


Good, God ... they had to be king crab or whatever, but I was pulling meat out of there bigger than my forearm. It was almost scary. :lol

[NASpurs]

I read girls like guys with long balls

[katyon6th]

Girls dig the 'long ball', not 'long balls', you freak.

[NASpurs]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1049197&postcount=57

You should tell her that... it's the Tell a Lie thread... she digs her bf's long balls

[Silver21_Black20]

:angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel :angel

:nope

What did we talk about earlier angel?!?!?!

[Das Texan]

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Silver21_Black20

What the hell is this?


some stranger.

[angel_luv]

:nope

What did we talk about earlier angel?!?!?!


You soooooooooo pretty. Don't be mad, okay? :angel

[midgetonadonkey]

My balls are long. Sometimes I accidently sit on them. It hurts when I do that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I fucking hate Midge. He's such a fucking cocksucker. He sucks cock for $18.

[NASpurs]

We guys can't get a break :pctoss

Long balls or long weiner.. make up your freaking mind already

[midgetonadonkey]

You da man.

[midgetonadonkey]

You da man.

Who da man?

[midgetonadonkey]

Who da man?

You da man.

[Das Texan]

We guys can't get a break :pctoss

Long balls or long weiner.. make up your freaking mind already


its constantly changing.

[angel_luv]

Whose your daddy?

[midgetonadonkey]

His name is Raul.

[angel_luv]

Whose your daddy?


I don't know. :oops

[NASpurs]

its constantly changing.What's next? A long scrotum? Screw this :pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

Silver21_Black20 had sex with my mother over 27 years ago. She is my father.

[midgetonadonkey]

What's next? A long scrotum? Screw this :pctoss

Do you like long labias?

[NASpurs]

Did Angel really type Who's Your Daddy?

Kinkiest words from her ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had a girl call me Daddy during sex once. It was awkward. I didn't know if she was really into it or was just having childhood flashbacks.

[Neuromancer]

Long labia are a sign of beauty in my tribe.

[midgetonadonkey]

Keda tells me ashbeeigh has a 4 inch labia.

[ashbeeigh]

:flipoff

[Silver21_Black20]

Silver21_Black20 had sex with my mother over 27 years ago. She is my father.

Damn You!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I had a girl call me Daddy during sex once. It was awkward. I didn't know if she was really into it or was just having childhood flashbacks.

A girl actually had sex with you...poor girl.

[Neuromancer]

the guiness book of world records says the longest labia ever are 17 inches

they were down to her ankles

[Jekka]

Keda tells me ashbeeigh has a 4 inch labia.

Maybe her sex-change surgeon sucked.

[NASpurs]

the guiness book of world records says the longest labia ever are 17 inches

they were down to her anklesIs that for real?

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smvomit.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

A girl actually had sex with you...poor girl.

You wish it was you.

[midgetonadonkey]

the guiness book of world records says the longest labia ever are 17 inches

they were down to her ankles

That's fucking hot.

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe her sex-change surgeon sucked.


That was rather hostile Jess.

[NASpurs]

I hear ashbeeigh suffocates guys with her 17 inch labia.

[SpursWoman]

Girls dig the 'long ball', not 'long balls', you freak.


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao ........ :lmao :lmao

[ashbeeigh]

You wouldn't be so lucky NASpurs.

[Das Texan]

So hostile in here.

[CuckingFunt]

the guiness book of world records says the longest labia ever are 17 inches

they were down to her ankles

She must have had short legs.

[NASpurs]

All this labia talk reminded me that I need some Chapstick.

[katyon6th]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao ........ :lmao :lmao

Amusing SW is fantastic.

[Silver21_Black20]

So hostile in here.

We wouldn't expect anything less.

[Das Texan]

We wouldn't expect anything less.



I didnt say it was bad.....

[NASpurs]

It's better then SB and jman gaying this thread up by flirting :pctoss

[Das Texan]

It's better then SB and jman gaying this thread up by flirting :pctoss


ya that is a bit gay.

[Silver21_Black20]

It's better then SB and jman gaying this thread up by flirting :pctoss

I'm not flirting :madrun

[ashbeeigh]

I'm not flirting :madrun

That's what he said.

[jman3000]

I'm not flirting :madrun

yeah you are... shut up.

[angel_luv]

* Smiling and nodding at Sandra* :angel

Ash, how did your interviews go? :)

[jman3000]

that was a goooood nap ... shit that was good.