Oh Shit!!! (3)

[katyon6th]

What do you know about hip and new age, bat?

[katyon6th]

And if your team isn't there on Saturday, bat, I'm going to fuck you up.

[batman2883]

And if your team isn't there on Saturday, bat, I'm going to fuck you up.
i kinda wanna call them all up and say forget it now that you just said that im a little interested in as to how you would fu** me up

[batman2883]

i dont want to destroy spurstalk though....

[batman2883]

and everyone knows i hit the long ball

[batman2883]

you should know even more so kira

[batman2883]

batman plays very well

[batman2883]

i noticed that kira became very quiet

[batman2883]

i will dedicate my first 2 homeruns to you kira

[batman2883]

the rest go all to sandra

[katyon6th]

You suck, batman.

You ain't got a long ball.

[batman2883]

You suck, batman.

You ain't got a long ball.
thats funny lets not forget who was hitting them over the railroad tracks ma'am?? i believe that was me....and thats that i was barely swinging ha ha ha

[katyon6th]

Yeah, and those tracks were barely 200 ft back, if that.

[batman2883]

Yeah, and those tracks were barely 200 ft back, if that.
would you like to place a wager on this kira??? trust me batman has the long ball thats all i was trained to do as a kid hit the longball......but when i got into rec softball i had to tone it down cause they count as outs....now i can hit them again in d league....so i do...:) you will see

[batman2883]

Lucy!!!!!! God Dang How Ive Missed You

[batman2883]

Screw You Too Than Lucy Man

[angel_luv]

The good news: A really cute guy told me he liked my smile and thinks I am beautiful.




Even better news: Said guy is a spurs season ticket holder.




The bad news: He was willing to sell me a phone but showed no interest in actually calling me on it.

:pctoss :depressed

:lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

Lucy!!!!!! God Dang How Ive Missed You
Lies.

[katyon6th]

The good news: A really cute guy told me he liked my smile and thinks I am beautiful.




Even better news: Said guy is a spurs season ticket holder.




The bad news: He was willing to sell me a phone but showed no interest in actually calling me on it.

:pctoss :depressed

:lol

Guys can be such fucking dicks. They're uber sweet to you when they want something.

Ugh.

Fuck that.

[Mixability]

no cause the dab should be the high five replacement its more hip and new age

i don't know what the dab is, a cooking term? a dab of butter? like a pinch of salt?

i give daps.....

it's hip and new age to know how to spell.

:angel

[angel_luv]

I was sure all phone guy's compliments to me were shallow and self seeking but I also saw no reason why not to enjoy them. :lmao

[Mixability]

long time, no bitch at you, bat.

sup?

*daps

[katyon6th]

i don't know what the dab is, a cooking term? a dab of butter? like a pinch of salt?

i give daps.....

it's hip and new age to know how to spell.

:angel

I don't know what the hell either of you are talking about.

Explain, please.

[angel_luv]

Bon Jovi on Oprah! :elephant

[Das Texan]

i never tell a lie to a pretty lady.

[jman3000]

hmmm ... after seeing her reaction maybe i'll just do an edit...

[MannyIsGod]

Guys can be such fucking dicks. They're uber sweet to you when they want something.

Ugh.

Fuck that.Yeah, because women NEVER do that.

Give me a break.

[NASpurs]

Fuck Off Rasho! http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smismokin.gif

-me

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I just rolled a blunt but used too much spit and have no lighter so now i gotta wait for it to air dry :smokin

-cbf

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yeah, because women NEVER do that.

Give me a break.



rofl
owned

hilarious

[2Blonde]

Guys can be such fucking dicks. They're uber sweet to you when they want something.

Ugh.

Fuck that.


Yeah, because women NEVER do that.

Give me a break.

That's because we are much to sweet and innocent to ever be capable of something like that. :angel :lol :angel

[midgetonadonkey]

jman has fucked up this thread. I will not post in this thread as long as he does.

[NASpurs]

You're one to talk. You've become more fruity as time went on. What happened to the insults? What happened to the over-perverse -Horry shit?! What happened to the constant bashing of ashbeeigh?


It's not bad at all. Chuckle to your heart's content.
:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

My extreme perversion makes up for any gay posts I have made.

Suck my balls.
You fucking suck.

[midgetonadonkey]

You and jman sit around here all day playing with each other's balls and sucking each other's nipples.

[MannyIsGod]

No one can talk to Midge that way, especially not a man who owns a girly dog who probably needs more haircuts than I've had in my life.

[MannyIsGod]

What kind of purse does your dog ride in?

[NASpurs]

midget uses ashbeeigh's labia as a coat for winter.

[NASpurs]

No one can talk to Midge that way, especially not a man who owns a girly dog who probably needs more haircuts than I've had in my life.Guess you didn't see the Rottweiller that I have.... plus he's not my dog.

She'll fucking eat that piece of shit dog if she has to.

[TheTruth]

You know what, fuck the lot of you. This thread sucks worse than horryfor3 whenever batman visits his house.

[NASpurs]

SB too. Her constant flirting with jman is sickening. Take that shit somewhere else like a hotel room. :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

SB too. Her constant flirting with jman is sickening. Take that shit somewhere else like a hotel room. :pctoss

Don't bring me into this shit.

[NASpurs]

Damn SB intimidates me with her nice then total bitch/regulating attitude

Ok I'll shut up.

[ashbeeigh]

midget uses ashbeeigh's labia as a coat for winter.

WTF? I haven't said anything today.

[Das Texan]

SB too. Her constant flirting with jman is sickening. Take that shit somewhere else like a hotel room. :pctoss


ya no shit.

[angel_luv]

So I went to What-a-Burger just now after Wednesday church.

I decided after today's news I needed my comfort meal, which ironically is number 8 on the menu.

The drive thru was packed and so I went aside. When I made the order I was given my corresponding number. It was 2! :madrun
Guess what the very next number was... yes, it was 8. So close. :depressed

:lol I gladly traded # 2 in for my chicken fingers and fries.

Also I am cheating on my adrenal gland diet just tonight. I am not supposed to have caffeine but I ordered a Dr. Pepper.
( I thought of you Sandra. :) )

[atxrocker]

chick fil a owns whataburger when it comes to chicken..

[Das Texan]

i am having a milkshake right now.

so totally healthy.

i wish this fucking hotel had a workout room, i dont want to go running up and down fucking hwy 174.

[atxrocker]

you on vacation, das?

[Das Texan]

you on vacation, das?



i wish.


i am working. well not right now, but during the day!

[Silver21_Black20]

Also I am cheating on my adrenal gland diet just tonight. I am not supposed to have caffeine but I ordered a Dr. Pepper.
( I thought of you Sandra. :) )

:D

There is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking Dr. Pepper everyday, I do it.

[NASpurs]

blah blah trying to scare someone right now by typing here.. blah blah

[NASpurs]

:lol was only up for a limited time due to a bad sport

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, SB. :pctoss
Hiiiiiiii, jman. :eyebrows
Kiss my ass.
Bite me.
:makeout
:makeout :makeout
:jack :jack :jack :smchode: . . . :smokin
Hey, what about me? What about my needs?
:stfu :sleep
:madrun

[NASpurs]

Edited I saiiiiiid

[NASpurs]

So shy... you guys missed out.

[jman3000]

damn shoog, i would never leave a girl hanging like that.

o and apparently NA has a thing for LuvBones ...

[NASpurs]

I was just fucking with her...

Interesting choice of words

[atxrocker]

fucking wednesdays.. shit going on in s.a?

[Silver21_Black20]

It's all lies I tell ya!!

[TOP-CHERRY]

ban me

[NASpurs]

No don't ban Cherry. She's actually cool and funny.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (2 members and 2 guests)
NASpurs, ashbeeigh

Ban her, the Adriana Lima hater :pctoss

[atxrocker]

adriana lima is hot

[TOP-CHERRY]

ban NASpurs

[NASpurs]

adriana lima is hotashbeeigh said she looked like a man.. can you believe that shit?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I kid.

[atxrocker]

ashbeeigh said she looked like a man.. can you believe that shit?



thats like saying ruben studdard will ever be skinny. its fuckin criminal.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn!!

[Kori Ellis]

Jason, can you be less of a pansy in this thread than you have been lately? You were upsetting Midge.

Also, if you are stalking my house on a regular basis, next time my dogs escape from the yard, I expect that you will promptly pick them up and return them to me.

Thanks.

[TOP-CHERRY]

So Rasho has been traded.

My, oh my.

[Silver21_Black20]

So Rasho has been traded.

My, oh my.

And angel_luv took the news very well.

[NASpurs]

Did she finally curse?!?!?!?!?1?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

There are times in life that a f bomb must be dropped. I think this was hers.

[Jekka]

And angel_luv took the news very well.


I wasn't prepared for this and am not taking it well.

I would venture to say that she's not taking it well.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I think this whole week has been sucky.

But it could've been worse had the Heat not won last night.

Wade is one incredible young player.

[Silver21_Black20]

I would venture to say that she's not taking it well.

Hmmm....then she lied to me :madrun

[TOP-CHERRY]

&^%$#@#$%^&*(_&^%$#@!@#$%^*UIJOIJOIJPOIHGR$ :pctoss %$#@ ~!@#$%^&*()__IHGFDZA :pctoss SID&T) ^%$X&HGFE%UKKJOIGFRDIFJJ :pctoss

[Jekka]

I would offer you a sedative, Cherry, but I prefer to hoard them for myself.

[jman3000]

It's all lies I tell ya!!
Just admit that you like me and this can all go away.


Jason, can you be less of a pansy in this thread than you have been lately? You were upsetting Midge.
I couldn't give 2 shits who I'm upsetting.


Also, if you are stalking my house on a regular basis, next time my dogs escape from the yard, I expect that you will promptly pick them up and return them to me.

Thanks.

I'm pretty sure they'll fetch a nice price from this guy I know who runs a Chinese buffet.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, oatmeal rasin cookies are fucking good. Especially if eat them while you drink apple juice. I feel like I'm 6 all over again.

[Kori Ellis]

Just admit that you like me and this can all go away.


I couldn't give 2 shits who I'm upsetting.



I'm pretty sure they'll fetch a nice price from this guy I know who runs a Chinese buffet.


Good job pretending to be a hardass.

Keep it up.

[batman2883]

words can't truly express the magnitude of my happiness right now....RASHO went bye bye....my world is just upside down right now with pleasure

[katyon6th]

You called me for confirmation. :lmao

You're lucky I knew.

[batman2883]

man im just so happy the spurs will most def win the championship now that they got rid of their bad mojo...hell yeah....!!!!!!!

[katyon6th]

Take it to the Spurs forum, dumbass.

[batman2883]

i can keep it where i want besides im the originator of this thread i can talk about whatever i please .....and damn cold domino's pizza in the morning nothing is greater

[katyon6th]

Are you being monitored, batman? Are they logging your every keystroke? Are you scared?

Why don't your curse anymore? You were funnier when you cursed.

[batman2883]

fuck yo momma skank

[batman2883]

Lies.
its not lies lucy i love you remember gosh you never believe me

[batman2883]

luvie do you rent or own?

[angel_luv]

Hmmm....then she lied to me :madrun

I didn't lie to you. You caught me at one of my better moments, I guess.

Maybe it is just me, but in a crisis my emotions shift like a pendulum until I am able to settle.

You know first their is extreme pain, then denial, and then I joke, then I get mad, then I cry, then I try to be positive... ( granted never in the same order.)

[batman2883]

batman just loaded up with a new bottle of crown and jaiger

[angel_luv]

Did she finally curse?!?!?!?!?1?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

There are times in life that a f bomb must be dropped. I think this was hers.


Close.

I certainly felt like swearing and I am pretty sure I said damn and hell several times. Those really are the worst words I say.
For the most part I do not cuss.
And I feel bad about acting that way now. :oops

[angel_luv]

Katy, please tell Batboy that if I were speaking to him, I would tell him that I rent.

[batman2883]

Katy, please tell Batboy that if I were speaking to him, I would tell him that I rent.
you know i said damn a lot yesterday too when rasho got traded, but it was more like hot damn im so happy god damn its good to know we got rid of the ooze of the team who had no ambition or motivation or aggression......damn damn damn

[batman2883]

Rasho days have come and gone...and all they left were some unanswered questions....why was Rasho born, why does he play basketball if even my 3rd grade cousin with down syndrome could rebound over him??

[batman2883]

I feel like rainbow randolph when he got smoochy arrested for being at a nazi camp

[Das Texan]

No reason for you to feel bad over your emotions going wild for a spell there angel.

It happens when things like that happen.

I remember when hell and damn were the worst I said...so much worse now for me. lol

[angel_luv]

Busy, busy busy!

Already today I had to subscribe to an online Toronto newspaper ( I am now going to get daily sports updates :elephant ) and post at a Toronto fan site to advise them of how lucky they are.

I need :wakeup

[angel_luv]

P.S. Spurstalk is still my # 1. This Slovenian :angel is staying right here.

[Anakin Skywalker]

P.S. Spurstalk is still my # 1. This Slovenian :angel is staying right here.
rasho...i spit on rasho

[Tybalt]

do's thou wish to quarrel

[Tybalt]

i saw bigzak last night

[ShoogarBear]

John Leguizamo ruled as Clown. There should be a Clown troll.

[Tybalt]

john leguizamo rules period that fool is the man

[angel_luv]

i saw bigzak last night


how is he?

[Tybalt]

he was doing alright his wife was ready to pop...

[angel_luv]

rasho...i spit on rasho

Go back to the dark side.

[Tybalt]

im still disappointed that 1p1 has a b/f

[angel_luv]

-------> at Batboy and :lol

[Tybalt]

if midge doesnt talk i will pistol whip him

[Tybalt]

i hope we get malik rose back

[1Parker1]

im still disappointed that 1p1 has a b/f


:lol Who are you?

[angel_luv]

i hope we get malik rose back

I have been hoping that since he was traded.

[angel_luv]

he was doing alright his wife was ready to pop...


Oh that is right. :)

[KEDA]

yawn

[ORION]

so uh .......what happened

[Tybalt]

:lol Who are you?
your fantasy come true

[Tybalt]

there's a tear in my beer cause im crying for you deer

[1Parker1]

your fantasy come true

:lol George Clooney, is that you?

[Tybalt]

baby im better than clooney

[jman3000]

does 1p1 have pics?

[angel_luv]

does 1p1 have pics?


Gorgeous ones. :)

[jman3000]

Gorgeous ones. :)

and these would be...?

[angel_luv]

and these would be...?

Classified. :)

[NASpurs]

I have water in my ear and feel like I'm deaf. How do I get it out?! http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/madrun.gif

[katyon6th]

Q-Tips.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[jman3000]

Classified. :)

:pctoss

[jman3000]

I have water in my ear and feel like I'm deaf. How do I get it out?! http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/madrun.gif

Do that cone of paper thing with the fire. I don't know if it works, but you have a chance of setting your head on fire.. so go for it.

[Jekka]

I have water in my ear and feel like I'm deaf. How do I get it out?! http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/madrun.gif

Get a Q-tip, and start digging - and if you meet resistence, just keep going. You'll be fine.

[Jekka]

Do that cone of paper thing with the fire. I don't know if it works, but you have a chance of setting your head on fire.. so go for it.

:lol

[NASpurs]

Q-Tips.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.I tried that but it doesn't work!

It's so funny because people are next to me talking into my watered ear and I can't even hear shit. I don't even know they're there! I feel like an old person :pctoss

I should really use ear plugs when swimming.

[katyon6th]

You tried the Q-Tip thing?

You're fucked.

[NASpurs]

Screw you Katy... what the hell do you know about water in ears.. :pctoss

I wonder if I should try the old cigarette in the ear trick... but that only works when you have air in there.

[Jekka]

Did you try putting rubbing alcohol in your ear? That helps dry it out most of the time.

[jman3000]

they actually have stuff for this ... i went swimming in canyon lake a few weeks ago and got bad swimmer's ear. I was deaf in my left ear for a few days. They sell stuff to put in your ear to evaporate the water, but it's mostly alcohol based.

[NASpurs]

Did you try putting alcohol in your ear? That helps dry it out most of the time.How do I go on doing that? Alcohol in my ear doesn't sound safe.

[katyon6th]

Screw you Katy... what the hell do you know about water in ears.. :pctoss

I wonder if I should try the old cigarette in the ear trick... but that only works when you have air in there.

I know better than to stick a fucking Q-Tip in my ear.

Dumbshit.

[NASpurs]

they actually have stuff for this ... i went swimming in canyon lake a few weeks ago and got bad swimmer's ear. I was deaf in my left ear for a few days. They sell stuff to put in your ear to evaporate the water, but it's mostly alcohol based.Interesting.. didn't know about that. Hope they have something like this at Walmart or Walgreens.

[NASpurs]

I know better than to stick a fucking Q-Tip in my ear.

Dumbshit.http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiflipoff.gif

Your hostility has grown worse over time because of these threads. Me likes.

[jman3000]

Interesting.. didn't know about that. Hope they have something like this at Walmart or Walgreens.

Those are exactly the places that sell it.

[NASpurs]

Those are exactly the places that sell it.Excellent.. I'll go there later and check. Thanks!

[katyon6th]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiflipoff.gif

Your hostility has grown worse over time because of these threads. Me likes.

Hostile and bubbly. Ya know.

[Jekka]

Rubbing alcohol in your ears is safe - when I was on a swim team (years ago) we'd rinse out the ears with rubbing alcohol after every practice, and I never got swimmer's ear - it dries everything out pretty quickly.

[NASpurs]

Hostile and bubbly. Ya know.http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif @ you being bubbly

Now I see a raging PMSing bitch on a war path ripping heads out of sockets and shoving foots in throats.

Good job :tu

[NASpurs]

Rubbing alcohol in your ears is safe - when I was on a swim team (years ago) we'd rinse out the ears with rubbing alcohol after every practice, and I never got swimmer's ear - it dries everything out pretty quickly.oh rubbing! I was about to dunk my head in a bucket full of alcohol or just get a funnel and pour it in there.

I'll try and rub some first and then do the walgreens/walmart thing if it doesn't work out. Thanks to you too! :tu

Katy didn't help for shit.

[Extra Stout]

I know better than to stick a fucking Q-Tip in my ear.

Dumbshit.
So how do you get the wax out?

[NASpurs]

Shit I'm kind of scared.... rinsing my ears with alcohol... this isn't a joke right? :lol

[jman3000]

gasoline might work faster

[Jekka]

It's not a joke, I promise.


Make your own preventive eardrops by mixing equal parts white vinegar and rubbing (isopropyl) alcohol. The vinegar restores the natural acidity of the ear canal, making it less susceptible to infection while the alcohol dries out the ear. Use three to four drops in each ear after swimming.

http://intellihealth.com/IH/ihtIH/WSIHW000/9339/11085.html

[NASpurs]

jman: Damn it's responses like that that scares me. Look in what thread I'm asking advice for this. :pctoss

[katyon6th]

So how do you get the wax out?

Baby oil.

I clean around the outside of my ear with a Q-Tip, but I avoid sticking the freakin' thing in my ear canal.

[Extra Stout]

Baby oil.

I clean around the outside of my ear with a Q-Tip, but I avoid sticking the freakin' thing in my ear canal.
What are other uses for baby oil?

[NASpurs]

It's not a joke, I promise.



http://intellihealth.com/IH/ihtIH/WSIHW000/9339/11085.htmlJekka but isn't that to prevent it? If I already have swimmer's ears, does it get rid of it if I do that vinegar and alcohol mixture?

[jman3000]

just go to the store and buy the stuff i was talking about if you think youre gonna kill yourself with the home remedies.

[NASpurs]

I must say this though... I keep rubbing it with alcohol and it feels better.

[Jekka]

Jekka but isn't that to prevent it? If I already have swimmer's ears, does it get rid of it if I do that vinegar and alcohol mixture?

If you already have an infection, then you need to go to a doctor. If you have water in your ear and you're trying to prevent one, then the vinegar will kill the bacteria and the alcohol will dry you out.

[katyon6th]

What are other uses for baby oil?

Think lubricant.

[NASpurs]

K thanks for the advice guys except Katy. :tu

[Extra Stout]

Think lubricant.
:oops

[Silver21_Black20]

Everybody just needs to shut the fuck up.......better?

I didn't censor anything.

[katyon6th]

K thanks for the advice guys except Katy. :tu

Geez, you don't have to be rude.

[Das Texan]

Everybody just needs to shut the fuck up.......better?

I didn't censor anything.


so fucking rude.

[Silver21_Black20]

so fucking rude.

No fucking shit!!

[Das Texan]

No fucking shit!!


what a potty mouth!

[NASpurs]

Geez, you don't have to be rude.I'll make it up for you. I know how much you love the pink dancing elephants.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smielephant.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smielephant.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smielephant.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smielephant.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smielephant.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

what a potty mouth!

Shut it!

[Extra Stout]

Leck mich am Arsch.

[NASpurs]

Get that Nazi shit out of here :pctoss

[Extra Stout]

Get that Nazi shit out of here :pctoss
Get on the train.

[ORION]

what is going on in here ?!

[NASpurs]

I translated what ES said on Babelfish and it said: "Leaking me at the ass"

So he has a leaky ass apparently.

[katyon6th]

ES speaks German? How dreamy.

[Extra Stout]

ES speaks German? How dreamy.
French is the language of lovers.

German is the language of engineers and of people with excessive phlegm.

[NASpurs]

German is a nasty brutal language. There's nothing sexy about it when I hear it.

[Extra Stout]

I translated what ES said on Babelfish and it said: "Leaking me at the ass"

So he has a leaky ass apparently.
Verpiss dich, klugscheiss.

[katyon6th]

French is the language of lovers.

German is the language of engineers and of people with excessive phlegm.

Are you an engineer?

[Extra Stout]

Are you an engineer?
Selbstverstaendlich.

[NASpurs]

Die Übersetzung konnte nicht Verpissen plus Sie übersetzen anrief mich eine intelligente Scheiße

[Extra Stout]

Habe ich Ueberhoehteschleim, das die Frage ist.

[TOP-CHERRY]

NASpurs, do you like Ricardo Arjona?

[NASpurs]

NASpurs, do you like Ricardo Arjona?Yes! I have his CD right here actually

[katyon6th]

Cherry, people here at my work like him.

I, however, do not.

[NASpurs]

Habe ich Ueberhoehteschleim, das die Frage ist.Es übersetzt nicht Ueberhoehteschleim :pctoss

[TOP-CHERRY]

And Katy is right. Q-tips are not supposed to be used inside the ear. I knew this gay guy who used to jam it in there everyday and was losing his hearing cuz he had a big cotton ball stuck inside from all the cotton the q-tips left.

I kid you not.

[katyon6th]

Of course I'm fucking right.

[Extra Stout]

And Katy is right. Q-tips are not supposed to be used inside the ear. I knew this gay guy who used to jam it in there everyday and was losing his hearing cuz he had a big cotton ball stuck inside from all the cotton the q-tips left.

I kid you not.
I just scrape out the ear wax with a knife.

And I overcome swimmer's ear by beating myself on the side of the head until the water comes out.

[NASpurs]

I couldn't tell whether Katy was being hostile again and wanted me to go deaf or was actually trying to help.

[katyon6th]

Can ES be any more dreamy?

Damn.

[NASpurs]

NASpurs, do you like Ricardo Arjona?Do you like him Cherry? He's not an Alejandro Sanz to me but he's not bad either.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I don't really like him all that much, but I think his lyrics are really interesting.

Have you seen the video for "Pinguinos en la cama"? Very, very interesting. And that girl in the video is gorgeous.

[katyon6th]

Penguins in the Bed!

[Extra Stout]

Can ES be any more dreamy?

Damn.
You're supposed to be being hostile.

[katyon6th]

are you serious? hahahahahahhahaah.

[katyon6th]

oops, that wasn't in response to you, ES.

[katyon6th]

You're supposed to be being hostile.

Stop being so damn dreamy it's subsiding my hostility.

[NASpurs]

If Cherry says the video is interesting and there's a beautiful girl in it, then I'm going to look for it right now.

[TOP-CHERRY]

are you serious? hahahahahahhahaah.
Yep. And I have no idea what he means by it.

[Extra Stout]

Now I'm all confused.

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/lavache.jpg

[ORION]

Ich bin gebohrt

[TOP-CHERRY]

Maybe NASpurs can explain to me what it means.

[katyon6th]

Yep. And I have no idea what he means by it.

I learned a bad word in Spanish the other day.

A very dirty, naughty word.

The word is: Panocha.

And I don't mean bread.

I mean ... panocha.

[ORION]

Was geht weiter?

[ORION]

Wer hat eine große Scheide?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I don't think I've ever heard the word panocha. What does it mean?

[angel_luv]

http://www.fan590.com/mediaplayer/audioplayer.jsp?mediaFile=/mp3s/rashonesterovic-cs-20060622.mp3

Whoosh, I'm happier now! :elephant

I knew you would all want to know.

[katyon6th]

Aren't you Mexican?

[katyon6th]

No, Angel, we don't give a shit.

We're talking about panocha.

[ashbeeigh]

I once called someone a chilango. Then they called me fuchifafa. I was like "No." Panocha? What does that mean?

[Extra Stout]

I don't think I've ever heard the word panocha. What does it mean?
It means Scheide.

[NASpurs]

Maybe NASpurs can explain to me what it means.Ok it means that the woman is so cold because she won't let him touch her. Therefore if it's cold then there's ice in which there's penguins on the bed.

[katyon6th]

No one knows what panocha is?

Goddamnit.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Aren't you Mexican?
I hope so.

[NASpurs]

No, Angel, we don't give a shit.

We're talking about panocha.Panocha is a um.. girl's body part. That's all I'm saying.

[katyon6th]

It means Scheide.

Does that mean pussy in German?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Ok it means that the woman is so cold because she won't let him touch her. Therefore if it's cold then there's ice in which there's penguins on the bed.
Oh, I see.

[NASpurs]

Katy is full of shit. She knew that panocha was a dirty word... only way you know that is if you know what it means later and then she's here asking what it means.

You just wanted us to say that P word. :lol

[ORION]

coño

[katyon6th]

NASpurs, read again, dumbass. I never said I didn't know what it meant in this thread, I said I learned a new word.

[TOP-CHERRY]

What is up with all these damn relationship advice threads?

[MannyIsGod]

Man, the club has been rocking today. You can all suck my ass, however.

[NASpurs]

NASpurs, read again, dumbass. I never said I didn't know what it meant in this thread, I said I learned a new word.
No one knows what panocha is?

Goddamnit.Well you're making it sound like you want someone to tell you what it means.

[Extra Stout]

Does that mean pussy in German?
http://www.helkenberg-maine-coon.de/HP_2003/Belana.jpg
Entschuldigung?

[TOP-CHERRY]

NASpurs is a little confused. Katy wasn't asking what it meant.

And my shoulder hurts so much and I don't know why.

[NASpurs]

Confusion is what I do best. I get myself confused and the people around me.

[NASpurs]

And yeah you're right.. the chick is hot.

Is she the same one in the mirror with those light blue eyes that's walking around with Ricardo?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Confusion is what I do best. I get myself confused and the people around me.
you sound just like me

[TOP-CHERRY]

And yeah you're right.. the chick is hot.

Is she the same one in the mirror with those light blue eyes that's walking around with Ricardo?
I don't remember. I have to watch it again.

[ORION]

http://www.helkenberg-maine-coon.de/HP_2003/Belana.jpg
Entschuldigung?


thats one hairy panocha !

[NASpurs]

Cherry, do you like Mana?

[jman3000]

fuck all this spanish crap. speak english you dirty bastards.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Vamos aclarando este asuntico
ni tu estas pa´ policia
ni yo para andar huyendo.
Vamos aclarando y te repito
que no tengo todo el dia
para seguir discutiendo.
Si esto fuera una olimpiada
romperias todos los records
de arruinarnos el momento.

Vamos aclarando este pendiente
yo no soy tu propiedad
y me harte de hacerme el mudo,
Quitate el complejo de teniente
que el amor sin libertad
dura lo que un estornudo.

Son iguales los defectos
que hoy me tiras en la cara
y al principio eran perfectos.

Vamos aclarando el panorama
que hay pinguinos en la cama
por el hielo que provocas,
si hace mas de un mes que no me tocas
ni te dejas sobornar por ese beso escurridizo
que busca boca y encuentra el piso.

Vamos aclarando el panorama yo no estoy pa´ crucigramas
ni tu para masoquista,
ya no sueñas viajes al caribe
por tu rol de detective y mi papel del fugitivo,
yo busco un sueño y tu un testigo.

Siempre con la misma cantaneta
me voy para no volver
tengo listo el equipaje.
Llenas y vacias la maleta
como puedes pretender que me coma ese chantaje?
tienes cero en actuacion,
diez en manipulacion
y una beca en el psiquiatra.

Vamos aclarando el panorama
que hay pinguinos en la cama
por el hielo que provocas,
Si hacemas de un mes que no me tocas
ni de dejas sobornar sobornar por ese beso escurridizo
que busca boca y encuentra el piso.

Vamos aclarando el panorama yo no estoy pa´ crucigrama
ni tu para masoquista,
ya no sueñas viajes al caribe
por tu rol de detective y mi papel del fugitivo
yo busco un sueño y tu un testigo.

Con la dosis justa de cinismo preguntas que harias sin mi
si ya no vuelves a verne,
para ser sincero haria lo mismo
solo que si estoy sin ti lo haria sin esconderme,
lo haria sin esconderme...

This is exactly what I mean. Amazing lyrics.

And I like the last phrase.

NASpurs, what does teniente mean?

And what does he mean by "yo busco un sueño y tu un testigo."?

tienes cero en actuacion,
diez en manipulacion
y una beca en el psiquiatra.
burn.

[NASpurs]

fuck all this spanish crap. speak english you dirty bastards.'

Bumsen weg

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, Jekka is once again pwning Ashbeigh. I have the coolest GF ever.

[LuvBones]

Confusion is what I do best. I get myself confused and the people around me.Ain't that the truth. :p

[LuvBones]

And :lol at all this Panocha talk. That word was thrown around so much when I was in HS. Not to me!! :lol

[Extra Stout]

fuck all this spanish crap. speak english you dirty bastards.
Ha ha ha you monolingual ha ha ha you suck

[Kori Ellis]

Damn, Jekka is once again pwning Ashbeigh. I have the coolest GF ever.

I didn't even get what Ashbeeigh meant when she explained herself. Sit down and hammer out "boundaries" before you go on vacation. Who does that?!

[Extra Stout]

Damn, Jekka is once again pwning Ashbeigh. I have the coolest GF ever.
Pwning ashbeigh is like beating the US at soccer.

[Silver21_Black20]

katy, did you find a sub for second base for Sunday?

[NASpurs]

This is exactly what I mean. Amazing lyrics.

And I like the last phrase.

NASpurs, what does teniente mean?

And what does he mean by "yo busco un sueño y tu un testigo."?

Teniente is like a ranking in the armed forces.

That part where he says he's looking for a dream and she's looking for a witness goes with the other line that says

por tu rol de detective y mi papel del fugitivo
yo busco un sueño y tu un testigo.

She's a dectetive and he's a fugitive...

[ORION]

swally knackers

[ashbeeigh]

ugh whatever. They obviously had problems way before the vacation. I'll drop it and go eat some cookies or some shit. And just kiss my god damn ass Manny. I didn't ever ask for your opinion about anything. And sorry for the mispelling Kori.

[NASpurs]

Ain't that the truth. :pShut up :lol

You know how easily confused I get... so I don't have to explain it to you when I'm a f'ing moron and don't get something.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Cherry, do you like Mana?
yeah, I like a few of their songs

Especially "El Reloj Cucu". I love that song... it's so sad. It relates to something I went through, so it's one of my favorites.

And I absolutely love how he sings "Eres Mi Religion". He puts so much emotion into it, and I love how he screams it.

[NASpurs]

yeah, I like a few of their songs

Especially "El Reloj Cucu". I love that song... it's so sad. It relates to something I went through, so it's one of my favorites.

And I absolutely love how he sings "Eres Mi Religion". He puts so much emotion into it, and I love how he screams it.El Reloj Cucu is a funny name for a song and it sounds especially funny in Spanish. :lol

Do you like "Donde Jugaran Los Niños"?

I love that song.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Teniente is like a ranking in the armed forces.

That part where he says he's looking for a dream and she's looking for a witness goes with the other line that says

por tu rol de detective y mi papel del fugitivo
yo busco un sueño y tu un testigo.

She's a dectetive and he's a fugitive...
Oh, I see.

Can it also mean that she's looking for a witness (testigo) so she has an excuse to incriminate him? So she can leave him?

Yeah?

[MannyIsGod]

ugh whatever. They obviously had problems way before the vacation. I'll drop it and go eat some cookies or some shit. And just kiss my god damn ass Manny. I didn't ever ask for your opinion about anything. And sorry for the mispelling Kori.I'm sorry Ashbeigh, but Jess has sat me down and set boundries. I am not allowed to kiss anyone elses ass or anything else near the buttock area of another woman.

[TOP-CHERRY]

El Reloj Cucu is a funny name for a song and it sounds especially funny in Spanish. :lol

Do you like "Donde Jugaran Los Niños"?

I love that song.
Yeah, that's a good song.

[ORION]

I accidently look down a girls shirt ........

[jman3000]

Ha ha ha you monolingual ha ha ha you suck

I actually know a little bit of german ... I know more german then I do spanish which boggles my mind.