Oh Shit!!! (3)

[ORION]

I get tired of talking to myself

[sa_butta]

I want to dunk nakedover a hot naked chick who is trying to block me?

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm away for two days and this is all you people can come up with?
At least Mel and midge were around to keep it edgy.

Nobody here gives a shit if you were away for two days.

Stay away.....Good riddance!

[ORION]

over a hot naked chick who is trying to block me?
no I want her to take the charge

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Nobody here gives a shit if you were away for two days.

Stay away.....Good riddance!

Yeah, and everyone just hangs on you and jman's evey post in your ongoing "Afterschool Special".

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah, and everyone just hangs on you and jman's evey post in your ongoing "Afterschool Special".

I talk to jman like I talk to any other poster here, nothing special. If people want to continue talking about it like there is something there than that is their fucking problem.

[ORION]

I love Lamp

[sa_butta]

I love scotch.

[ashbeeigh]

Ugh. I was never going to say "this thread sucks." But apperantly it does because I had to click "2" to find it. What the fuck?

[Das Texan]

There is a lot of suckiness going on lately.

[Silver21_Black20]

See what I mean, nobody brings anything good to this damn thread. Sheesh!!

It is not the thread that sucks, it is you lame ass posters.

[ashbeeigh]

A daimond shaped drill is 29.99 guys. Just in case you ever need one.

[Silver21_Black20]

A daimond shaped drill is 29.99 guys. Just in case you ever need one.


See what I mean, nobody brings anything good to this damn thread. Sheesh!!

It is not the thread that sucks, it is you lame ass posters.

[ashbeeigh]

A daimond shaped drill is 29.99 guys. Just in case you ever need one.


All the better to kill you with then eh?

[katyon6th]

No, seriously, shut the fuck up.

[Das Texan]

See what I mean, nobody brings anything good to this damn thread. Sheesh!!

It is not the thread that sucks, it is you lame ass posters.


you are the first culprit of being a lame ass poster.

[LONJAS]

is this the new Quattro.. noone would talk to me in the old one but maybe i can make friends in this one...

[Silver21_Black20]

you are the first culprit of being a lame ass poster.

Lame!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

start posting kinky pictures of yourself im sure that will spice it up

[midgetonadonkey]

Who the fuck is Beans?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

beans is the little fat kid with no chin from Even Stevens

[midgetonadonkey]

That dude posts here?

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck is Even Stevens?

[TheQuattro]

is this the new Quattro.. noone would talk to me in the old one but maybe i can make friends in this one...

you weren't the only one

[TOP-CHERRY]

Amazing still it seems, I'll be 23. I won't always love what I'll never have. I won't always live in my regrets. You'll sit alone forever if you wait for the right time. What are you hoping for? I'm here and now I'm ready, holding on tight. Don't give away the end, one thing that stays mine.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just heard the term "assgasm". It's when a chick has an orgasm when getting fucked in the ass. I found that to be a very clever term. Assgasm. The English language is amazing.

[Yahoo Serious]

That's it! That's the theory of relativity! Light travels to us from the hands of the clock, to tell us the time. But, if we were to travel away from the clock at the speed of light...



Remember? Young Einstein?

[Spam]

I just heard the term "assgasm". It's when a chick has an orgasm when getting fucked in the ass. I found that to be a very clever term. Assgasm. The English language is amazing.

I thought they were called farts.

[CuckingFunt]

I thought they were called farts.
And here I thought it was called a myth.

[LuvBones]

NASpurs just said I give him blue balls... can someone explain to me what blue balls is??

[NASpurs]

Says you! You were just complaining about this remember?

Women's genitals also become engorged with blood during sexual arousal and, like their male counterparts, women can experience pelvic heaviness and aching if they do not reach orgasm.

[LuvBones]

^ wtf is that? I'm talking about BALLS.

[jman3000]

NASpurs just said I give him blue balls... can someone explain to me what blue balls is??

from urban dictionary: A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore

[NASpurs]

Oh you know what it is... it's called Blue Ovaries dont you know?

[LuvBones]

:lol Girls don't get blue balls NASpurs..

[NASpurs]

from urban dictionary: A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and soreUnfounded lies! I was set up I tell you!

[NASpurs]

:lol Girls don't get blue balls NASpurs..that hasn't stopped you from getting it somehow hahaha

[LuvBones]

Ugh, you're mean here.

[NASpurs]

:lmao you're such a pushover D

[LuvBones]

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not two-faced!! jerk.

[jman3000]

what did she do to warrant these blue balls?

[NASpurs]

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not two-faced!! jerk.does this mean we're over?! Screw you then :pctoss

[jman3000]

can i swoop in for the rebound?

[NASpurs]

what did she do to warrant these blue balls?:lol no comment

[NASpurs]

can i swoop in for the rebound?Well you did offer me SB's hand in marriage. It's only fair.

[jman3000]

Well you did offer me SB's hand in marriage. It's only fair.

kick ass

[LuvBones]

What's up jmann? :)

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...the topic of conversation has certainly shifted.

[jman3000]

What's up jmann? :)
:fro

[NASpurs]

What's up jmann? :)You're already moving on?! Fuck this :madrun

[LuvBones]

You're already moving on?! Fuck this :madrunAww.... you know I can't forget you!

[NASpurs]

Aww.... you know I can't forget you!That's all cool but don't gay up this thread :lol

[jman3000]

Aww.... you know I can't forget you!

you're going to have to ... sorry.

[LuvBones]

you're going to have to ... sorry.Hmm... you think you can help?

[NASpurs]

Hmm... you think you can help?Slut!

[jman3000]

Hmm... you think you can help?
we'll have to see ;)

[LuvBones]

Slut!Bastard!

[NASpurs]

Bastard!http://www.orlyowl.com/thisround.jpg

[LuvBones]

we'll have to see ;)Ok, forget about NASpurs... I wanna see. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smigrin.gif

[jman3000]

Ok, forget about NASpurs... I wanna see. http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smigrin.gif

:lol

:smokin

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[kingsfan]

wtf?

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This thread is funny if you start on the last page and go forward. It actually makes more sense that wayhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smispin.gif

[AmericanPsycho]

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[Tybalt]

i shall smit you with the bite of my thumb

[Clayton Bigsby]

White Power!!

[ORION]

I love potlucks !

[atxrocker]

I love potlucks !


I fucking hate them. You must have better co-workers than I do. Everytime a potluck comes up its like a fucking race to sign up for the sodas or chips. this one bitch always trys to sign up for napkins/plates. we end up with shitload of chips and some fucking doubled eggs or some shit and not much else. I hate that bullshit. I think for now on I am not participating. Fuck those pricks, I'll take my ass to pick something up to eat for my goddamn self.

[katyon6th]

Y'all have potlucks often, ORION. What the fuck is with that?

[SpursWoman]

What's a doubled egg? :lol

[SpursWoman]

I'm assuming you mean deviled eggs?


http://foodgeeks.com/images/recipes/fc667475af99e4205e797bd15f87d56a-400.jpg

:angel

[1Parker1]

I'm assuming you mean deviled eggs?


http://foodgeeks.com/images/recipes/fc667475af99e4205e797bd15f87d56a-400.jpg

:angel

Ewwwww not this again! Why'd you have to post that pic...now I feel like throwing up my lunch. Yech!

[Silver21_Black20]

Who was it that got grossed out at the sight of deviled eggs?

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...it was 1P1.

[SpursWoman]

Ewwwww not this again! Why'd you have to post that pic...now I feel like throwing up my lunch. Yech!


:lol

[atxrocker]

What's a doubled egg? :lol


:lol whatever. either way i hate those little fuckers

[kingsfan]

I love deviled eggs, they are the shithttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smitu.gif

[jman3000]

I love deviled eggs, they give you the shitshttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smitu.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

I love deviled eggs, they give me the shitshttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smitu.gif

[1Parker1]

I think you two were made for eachother :lol :)

[jman3000]

wtf?

:lmao

[kingsfan]

Such a cute couple http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smimakeout.gif

[ORION]

Y'all have potlucks often, ORION. What the fuck is with that?
we have potlucks for anything. .............oh you passed a stone ? Great! lets have a potluck. This potluck was for me since I got promoted

[jman3000]

what did they bring? serenade me with your songs of food.

[Silver21_Black20]

ORION...you have yet to invite me to one of these potlucks.

[ORION]

what did they bring? serenade me with your songs of food.
where is the chain because it was off it !
no seriously. We had nachos but with all the fixings. cheese , ground beef, guacamole, sour cream ,tomatoes, jalapenos, lettuce and salsa

[ORION]

ORION...you have yet to invite me to one of these potlucks.
If you can drive to new braunfels I'll sneak you in the building and you can dine with us

[2Blonde]

what did they bring? serenade me with your songs of food.
Katy is gonna love all this food talk. Cuz she doesn't get enough of it from pregnant lady at work.:lol

[Boris]

ORION...you have yet to invite me to one of these potlucks.

POTluck!?

[Smooth Operator]

Y'all have potlucks often, ORION. What the fuck is with that?

Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I've seem to have lost mine.

[katyon6th]

Smooth Operator? More like Lame Operator.

Geez.

[Smooth Operator]

Smooth Operator? More like Lame Operator.

Geez.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

[ashbeeigh]

I bet there's a deviled egg white paint. I will find that at work and paint my walls. Next project, set.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

gayyyy

[Melmart1]

DUHHH! This whole thread is gay now... i wish i could come in here and argue with people late at night like i used to... but no such thing exists now...

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[Melmart1]

go away, you ASSHOLE!!!!

[BlueMen]

NASpurs just said I give him blue balls... can someone explain to me what blue balls is??

Happens all the time.

[Silver21_Black20]

Blah!!!

[sa_butta]

I just had the "Flaming Shits".

That is all

[ashbeeigh]

The Princess Bride is on. Hell yess. Someone argue with me. This thread sucks. We should be well on to Oh Shit (5).

[Silver21_Black20]

The Princess Bride is almost over. I've been watching it. And if you say anything smart ass back to argue with me, I'll kick your ass.

[ashbeeigh]

The Princess Bride is almost over. I've been watching it. And if you say anything smart ass back to argue with me, I'll kick your ass.

There would be nothing smart ass to say back to that. The Princess Bride is like Top 10 on my list of favorite movies. The Sandlot is number 1.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm just curious ashbeeigh...who would you want to argue with?

[ashbeeigh]

No one in particular SB, I just notice things move when someone ends up saying I smell or something.

[Silver21_Black20]

SweetTarts Kick Ass!!

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/vaginachest6hf.jpg

[NASpurs]

I can't tell if that guy was cut in his chest or that's a bleeding vagina.

[ShoogarBear]

So SilBlack is the Bill Buckner of the softball team?

[katyon6th]

Sandra certainly did not cost us a game six of the world series. Poor Bill Buckner.

[Silver21_Black20]

Who the fuck is Bill Buckner?

And if he sucked at playing second base and had way too many errors...than yes, I am.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm just joshing.

It must be tough bending down to get a ground ball when you're 6'9".

[Silver21_Black20]

Shoog...you are very lucky that you live far, far away.

[katyon6th]

Goddamn my name looks so cute.

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog...you are very lucky that you live far, far away.
And a long, long time ago.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF who is this katy bitch and what did she do with the katyon6th?

[katyon6th]

katyon6th was me a long time ago. I just couldn't continue to be living a lie here on ST. So, I am now just 'katy', and I'm okay with that.

[ShoogarBear]

That's a dangerous trend. What if everyone stopped liviing a lie here on ST?

[ShoogarBear]

katy, you've changed.

[katyon6th]

I just don't know, Shoog. But that'd be kind of cool, I'd be like a trendsetter or some shit.

[jman3000]

I'm not really from the year 3000 ... nor am I that old ... I too am living a lie...

it's not even my favorite number.

[katyon6th]

Fuck that, Shoog, I haven't changed. It's just a name. What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet.

It's me, Shoog, pussy bruises and all.

[katyon6th]

I'm not really from the year 3000 ... nor am I that old ... I too am living a lie...

it's not even my favorite number.

No, you're just a dumbass.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm not really from the year 3000 ... nor am I that old ... I too am living a lie...

it's not even my favorite number.Yeah, but you probably really do put smiley faces in your zeros.

[jman3000]

ouch ... when did katy become all hostile to me.

[katyon6th]

I'm not really, this thread just really sucks midget's donkey's balls.

[ShoogarBear]

So now in compliance with the new truth policy midgetonadonkey must now change his name to normalsizedmanonhisowntwofeet?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck that.

[Melmart1]

So what.. does my name get changed to 'dyke' or something? I don't like this trend, not one little bit.

[KEDA]

I still love me some sMelly

[Spartacus]

I'm still Spartacus!!

[Tyler Durden]

Kira you smell of kung pao shrimp you should bathe using my soap

[Extra Stout]

So what.. does my name get changed to 'dyke' or something? I don't like this trend, not one little bit.
Typically the lipstick lesbian does not get labeled "dyke."

[Extra Stout]

Goddamn my name looks so cute.
Just the name?

[CuckingFunt]

Typically the lipstick lesbian does not get labeled "dyke."
Hit on the wrong straight girl and you'll get called a dyke no matter how girly you are.

Trust me.

[Das Texan]

what a day.


i'm tired.

[mcornelio]

Im Tired... Fuck This Ive Been Working With No Air Conditioner All Day... Some Fucking Light Generator Blew Up Around Here... God Damned Third World Countries!! My Balls Are Sweaty

[ashbeeigh]

Go tell someone who cares.

[Extra Stout]

Hit on the wrong straight girl and you'll get called a dyke no matter how girly you are.

Trust me.
Girls just call names?

If a guy hits on me, his testicles are on the receiving end of a steel-toed boot.

[jman3000]

somebody just sent me this message "My youtube thing is notttttt broken"

and it made me think of whottt.

[atlfan25]

It's good to see you assholes can find the time to boost this piece of shit thread while people are dying by the thousands elsewhere in this country.

[ashbeeigh]

Eww. There is a flying bug in my room. Someone come get it for me before it ends up in my bed. That was not my idea of who I wanted to sleep with.

[ShoogarBear]

The crawling bugs are on their way.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...that is way too much fucking information ashbeeigh.

[CuckingFunt]

Girls just call names?

If a guy hits on me, his testicles are on the receiving end of a steel-toed boot.
I'd reckon that's preferable to the REALLY mean trick that straight girls play when they decide to be daring and go for it right until it's time to reciprocate.

[Boston George]

fantasy football mofo's keda i know your down so why havent you signed up yet??

[Boston George]

Shit...that is way too much fucking information ashbeeigh.
i miss you baby :(

[katyon6th]

Eww. There is a flying bug in my room. Someone come get it for me before it ends up in my bed. That was not my idea of who I wanted to sleep with.

Oh hell.

You're not funny.

Not even a little bit.

[Extra Stout]

Eww. There is a flying bug in my room. Someone come get it for me before it ends up in my bed. That was not my idea of who I wanted to sleep with.
You're far too willing to compromise your standards.

[Boston George]

why does kira still smell of lo mein?

[katyon6th]

why does kira still smell of lo mein?

I'm not laughing.

[NASpurs]

I don't like Katy's new screen name one bit. It seems like a grammatical error. A lowercase "k" in Katy? You gotta be fucking kidding me!!!!! :pctoss

[Extra Stout]

Isn't it still incorrect? If her name is Kira, then her screen name would indicate that she lives in Katy, which she does not. So if it's not her name, nor her place of residence, then it is inaccurate and confusing.

It makes my head hurt. Dammit, I have a headache now.

[NASpurs]

Isn't it still incorrect? If her name is Kira, then her screen name would indicate that she lives in Katy, which she does not. So if it's not her name, nor her place of residence, then it is inaccurate and confusing.

It makes my head hurt. Dammit, I have a headache now.Oh yeah I forgot her name was Kira. You do have a point.

I've always called her Katy thinking her name was actually Katy when in fact now that I remember her name is Kira from Katy, Texas!

[katyon6th]

Kira is some bullshit nickname batman likes to call me. I hate it.

[NASpurs]

Kira>Katy

You should consider a name change.

[katyon6th]

Kira>Katy

You should consider a name change.

You should consider shutting the fuck up.

[NASpurs]

You should consider shutting the fuck up.Make me wench

[katyon6th]

Make me wench

Stop flirting with me. Damn.

[NASpurs]

Stop flirting with me. Damn.Yeah cuz you want another bruise right?

[ObiwanGinobili]

whoa.. are we talking about pussy bruises again?

[Extra Stout]

Kira is some bullshit nickname batman likes to call me. I hate it.
Where did he come up with the name and where were you the first time he used it?

[NASpurs]

whoa.. are we talking about pussy bruises again?Katy gets so many of those bruises and doesn't even know from where.

[katyon6th]

Where did he come up with the name and where were you the first time he used it?

Use your imagination.

[NASpurs]

WTF is today, Suck-on-Katy's-nuts Day? We're talking about her here and she even has her own thread. I will not participate in these ego-inflating threads. Bubbly people should perish.

[jman3000]

WTF is today, Suck-on-Katy's-nuts Day? We're talking about her here and she even has her own thread. I will not participate in these ego-inflating threads. Bubbly people should perish.

where did luvbones go?

[NASpurs]

where did luvbones go?Sleeping? lol

She's recovering from surgery because she busted her ACL. Don't know if she wanted that info out but yeah.. she's probably recovering somewhere.

[jman3000]

Sleeping? lol

She's recovering from surgery because she busted her ACL. Don't know if she wanted that info out but yeah.. she's probably recovering somewhere.

O wow... i hope she gets better soon.

[ashbeeigh]

We should talk about wood instead of Katy. Or what I should eat for lunch before I go to work.

[angel_luv]

We sgould talk about wood instead of Katy. Or what I should eat for lunch before I go to work.


Where did you get hired? I missed the announcement.

[katyon6th]

WTF is today, Suck-on-Katy's-nuts Day? We're talking about her here and she even has her own thread. I will not participate in these ego-inflating threads. Bubbly people should perish.

You are certainly being rude to me today.

[ashbeeigh]

Where did you get hired? I missed the announcement.

I figured I'd keep it to myself since no one except you seemed interested. I used my dad's power to get hired at McCoy's lumber about a week ago.

[NASpurs]

We should talk about wood instead of Katy. Or what I should eat for lunch before I go to work.Who do the fuck you think I am? I am not going to talk about wood.

We are all here today to placate Katy and that's it! DIE!

[katyon6th]

We should talk about wood instead of Katy. Or what I should eat for lunch before I go to work.

What the fuck? Are you saying wood and what you stick in your mouth is more interesting than ME?

Give me a fucking break.

[Extra Stout]

Use your imagination.
1) He got it from an anime character while you were eating Asian food.

2) He got it from a Star Trek character while you were watching television.

3) Something lascivious

[Extra Stout]

We should talk about wood instead of Katy. Or what I should eat for lunch before I go to work.
If Katy were a type of wood or something you should eat for lunch, what type of wood or foodstuff would she be?

I say: box elder maple and pepper steak.

[SpursWoman]

wood and what you stick in your mouth


Those are mutually exclusive? :wtf

[ashbeeigh]

What the fuck? Are you saying wood and what you stick in your mouth is more interesting than ME?

It was in response to NASpurs said. I don't really care what y'all talk about.

[Extra Stout]

WTF is today, Suck-on-Katy's-nuts Day? We're talking about her here and she even has her own thread. I will not participate in these ego-inflating threads. Bubbly people should perish.
You seem jealous.

[katyon6th]

lascivious

You really should stop using such words with me.

[katyon6th]

Those are mutually exclusive? :wtf

Oh, Christy. :lmao

[katyon6th]

If Katy were a type of wood or something you should eat for lunch, what type of wood or foodstuff would she be?

I say: box elder maple and pepper steak.

This is an interesting concept.

Box elder maple I understand but pepper steak? Please explain, ES.

[Extra Stout]

You really should stop using such words with me.
That must be it then. You played Catwoman.

[Extra Stout]

This is an interesting concept.

Box elder maple I understand but pepper steak? Please explain, ES.

PEPPER STEAK

Good source of protein, vitamins A and C, thiamine, riboflavin, niacin and iron.

1 1/4 lb. beef top round or sirloin steaks, about 1" thick
1/4 c. vegetable oil
1 c. water
1 med. onion, cut into 1/4" slices
1/2 tsp. garlic salt
1/4 tsp. ground ginger
2 med. green peppers, cut into strips (3/4" wide)
Uncooked instant rice
1 tbsp. cornstarch
2-3 tsp. sugar (optional)
2 tbsp. soy sauce
2 med. tomatoes

Trim fat from beef; cut beef into strips, 2 x 1 x 1/4 inch. heat oil in large skillet. Add beef; cook, turning frequently, until brown, about 5 minutes. Stir in water, onion, garlic salt and ginger. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer 12-15 minutes for round steak, 5-8 minutes for sirloin. Add green pepper strips during last 5 minutes of simmering. While beef simmers, cook instant rice as directed on package for 4 servings.
Blend cornstarch, sugar and soy sauce; stir into beef mixture. Cook, stirring constantly, until mixture thickens and boils. Boil and stir 1 minute. Cut each tomato into 8ths and place on beef mixture. Cover; cook over low heat just until tomatoes are heated through, about 3 minutes. Serve with rice.

Makes 4 servings.

[katyon6th]

Are you saying I'm only good for 4 servings?

[Extra Stout]

Are you saying I'm only good for 4 servings?
Do you typically serve more than 4 people at once?

[katyon6th]

Do you typically serve more than 4 people at once?

Well, I walked right into that one.

[NASpurs]

Are you saying Katy is a good source of protein?

Becaues I know where there's a good source of protein but you're going to have to give me 10 minutes.

[Extra Stout]

<bad pun deleted>

[angel_luv]

I figured I'd keep it to myself since no one except you seemed interested. I used my dad's power to get hired at McCoy's lumber about a week ago.


Congratulations. I hope it works out to be great for you. :)

[katyon6th]

<bad pun deleted>

I saw it, I just didn't respond to it because I was blushing too much.

[Extra Stout]

I saw it, I just didn't respond to it because I was blushing too much.
Sorry.

[NASpurs]

Katy has strawberry shortcake band-aids. A new level of fruitiness has been reached.

[katyon6th]

Katy has strawberry shortcake band-aids. A new level of fruitiness has been reached.

You dick, that was between us. I hate you.

[NASpurs]

You dick, that was between us. I hate you.:lol

What's next? You still have a Easy Bake oven?

[Extra Stout]

Katy has strawberry shortcake band-aids. A new level of fruitiness has been reached.
What kind of gum does she chew? I chew sap direct from the chicle tree.

[katyon6th]

I never had one of those piece of shit ovens.

I chew Orbit sweet mint.

[Extra Stout]

Katy has strawberry shortcake band-aids. A new level of fruitiness has been reached.
God's punishment for grown-up Strawberry Shortcake dweebs is that they have to marry Star Wars geeks.

[NASpurs]

What kind of gum does she chew? I chew sap direct from the chicle tree.Probably something gay..Like Bubbalicious.

[NASpurs]

Since Katy is so bubbly

[Extra Stout]

Probably something gay..Like Bubbalicious.
I sense in your hostility a repressed concupiscence for its target.

[katyon6th]

God's punishment for grown-up Strawberry Shortcake dweebs is that they have to marry Star Wars geeks.

Oh hell.

I bought the bandaids because they smell like strawberries and cream!!!!!!!!

[SpursWoman]

God's punishment for grown-up Strawberry Shortcake dweebs is that they have to marry Star Wars geeks.


That is more true than I care to admit. :nerd

[katyon6th]

I sense in your hostility a repressed concupiscence for its target.

Oh, ES!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sensed this.

[NASpurs]

I thought ES was calling me gay...

[SpursWoman]

I never had one of those piece of shit ovens.


I loved my Easy Bake oven. :flipoff



As a matter of fact, I have a brand new shrinky dink oven in my closet... :spin

[NASpurs]

concupiscence - A strong desire, especially sexual desire; lust.

I don't know.. those bruises are quite the turn on.

[jman3000]

This Katy and ES shit is 10 x gayer than any of that crap that sandra and i used to pull.

[katyon6th]

Shrinky dink oven? That doesn't sound good ... for User.

[katyon6th]

This Katy and ES shit is 10 x gayer than any of that crap that sandra and i used to pull.

Fuck that. We're not going back and forth to see who goes to sleep first or who can use the most emoticons in a given sentence.

[Extra Stout]

This Katy and ES shit is 10 x gayer than any of that crap that sandra and i used to pull.
Have you two swapped bodily fluids yet?

[NASpurs]

Katy's lower case "k" still pisses me off :pctoss

[SpursWoman]

Shrinky dink oven? That doesn't sound good ... for User.


He's safe ... I'd have to whip out the all-grown-up oven for that one to fit.

[Extra Stout]

He's safe ... I'd have to whip out the all-grown-up oven for that one to fit.
That sort of belabors the question of why you would want to stick your husband's little man in the oven. What did he do?

[NASpurs]

That sort of belabors the question of why you would want to stick your husband's little man in the oven. What did he do?Unless oven is code name for...um yeah..

[Extra Stout]

Unless oven is code name for...um yeah..
And the one in the closet is for... road trips and such?

[jman3000]

Fuck that. We're not going back and forth to see who goes to sleep first or who can use the most emoticons in a given sentence.

yeah... you're just creaming your jeans over who can use the biggest words ... whoooo! party time!

[Extra Stout]

yeah... you're just creaming your jeans over who can use the biggest words ... whoooo! party time!
Well excuuuuuuuuse me for having a vocabulary. I guess you just make grunting noises to communicate.

[SpursWoman]

Big vocabularies are hawttt. No doubt.

[NASpurs]

hahaha Katy creams her pants. I like my girls' body fluids with a little less viscosity.

[katyon6th]

No grunting. I bet he squeals like a little girl.

[NASpurs]

No grunting. I bet he squeals like a little girl.Might explain his queefing.

[SpursWoman]

You know ... if you regularly hear a lot queefing during sex, it's because your dick is too small. That's what allows too much air to be packed in there, causing said queef.


Food for thought. :lol

[Tyler Durden]

Kira>Katy

You should consider a name change.
You see everyone loves Kira way better than Katy, so stop using the name Katy Kira, cause we all know your name is Kira and you're from Katy