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Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:11 AM
jekka should change her avatar to a picture of manny getting punched in the face by jekka
But I don't want to punch Manny. I'd have to photoshop it.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:12 AM
It's just not as "over the top" as the original Japanese version was.
Needs more screaming.
But, then again, what doesn't need more screaming?
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:13 AM
I taped a bunch of Japanese tv when I was there on a tape because that shit's hilarious. Lots of screaming. I also walked into a store thinking it was a bookstore and it turned out to be a dirty magazine store and you could hear them taping porno in the back.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:13 AM
But I don't want to punch Manny. I'd have to photoshop it.
merely a thought
but the cat has got to go
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:14 AM
I taped a bunch of Japanese tv when I was there on a tape because that shit's hilarious. Lots of screaming. I also walked into a store thinking it was a bookstore and it turned out to be a dirty magazine store and you could hear them taping porno in the back.
Isn't every bookstore in Japan a dirty bookstore? Everyone I know who's been there says that the porn is pretty much inescapable.
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:16 AM
What do you have against my cat, CBF?
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:17 AM
Isn't every bookstore in Japan a dirty bookstore? Everyone I know who's been there says that the porn is pretty much inescapable.
Besides the bookstore in the airport (which obviously wasnt porn), that was the only one I went into.
Japanese porn sucks, btw. THey always screen out the good parts and the girls have obviously never heard of wax.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:17 AM
cuking funt would be incredibly hot and sexy if it weren't blatantly obvious that he was a HE
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:17 AM
What do you have against my cat, CBF?
You need something more hostile
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:18 AM
I'm too apathetic to be hostile.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 03:19 AM
I believe the Japanese have some bizarre law that says that if a woman is going to be topless in ANY kind of film, she has to be an adult film star.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:19 AM
that is not an excuse at all i said; at least have your cat bearing its claws, your avatar makes you look like a wuss
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:20 AM
CBF needs to change his avatar to a bucket of manteca, I saiddd.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:20 AM
cats are less apathetic than dogs, so you owe it to your slave to make a hostile avatar
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:21 AM
melmart your sexiness blinds my reprisal mechanism
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:21 AM
My cat is too retarded to be hostile. I'll see what I can dig up.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:22 AM
cuking funt would be incredibly hot and sexy if it weren't blatantly obvious that he was a HE
I can think of at least three reasons that you're very wrong.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:22 AM
I can think of at least three reasons that you're very wrong.
This post is worthless without pics :eyebrows
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:22 AM
dude i have not seen a person on spurstalk try so hard to be a she that was obviously a he, just drop it
rosario dawson is totally beautiful but you are blatantly male
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:24 AM
naaa-a--a-a-a--aturally any common chode will see rosario's mouth and nice long tongue and think--wow hot chick, but, after reading your posts, you are obviously a guy, man.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 03:24 AM
Mel's such a perv.
Bless her black little heart!
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:24 AM
dude i have not seen a person on spurstalk try so hard to be a she that was obviously a he, just drop it
rosario dawson is totally beautiful but you are blatantly male
If you want to go on thinking that, you go right on ahead.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:24 AM
My cat is too retarded to be hostile. I'll see what I can dig up.
I thought cats were supposed to be smart?
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:25 AM
naaa-a--a-a-a--aturally any common chode will see rosario's mouth and nice long tongue and think--wow hot chick, but, after reading your posts, you are obviously a guy, man.
Why wouldn't a chick also have an interest in Rosario's LONG tongue?
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:26 AM
<------ That's like the most hostile thing I have on hand, unless you want to count the avatar I made to make fun of Gatita that's on my comp somewhere - but that was more passive aggressive than hostile.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:26 AM
I must admit I have an interest in Rosario's tongue.
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:27 AM
I thought cats were supposed to be smart?
Most are, but mine is exceptionally dumb. She runs into walls and enjoys being held upside down.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:27 AM
I've got an interest in a whole lot of Rosario, actually, but the tongue is all that's been brought up so far.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:29 AM
<------ That's like the most hostile thing I have on hand, unless you want to count the avatar I made to make fun of Gatita that's on my comp somewhere - but that was more passive aggressive than hostile.
rofl
jekka i must admit i had an inkling of a guess that you would change it to that
didnt u have that avatar before? or am i doin a dejavu
but that is tight...i like it....your cat was too goody-two-shoes
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Rosario's tongue is amazingly hot, DUH
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:30 AM
I've got an interest in a whole lot of Rosario, actually, but the tongue is all that's been brought up so far.
What about her jiggling boobs as seen by the sex scene in the historically incorrect Alexander?
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:30 AM
Is Jekka's avatar a flipping-off pic? Everyone wants to copy Manny, even his girl.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:30 AM
We should all just have flipoff pics as our avatars to piss Manny off.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:31 AM
What about her jiggling boobs as seen by the sex scene in the historically incorrect Alexander?
I bet she's got saliva-scented nipples.
Or, at least, I bet she WOULD if I ever met her. :eyebrows
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:31 AM
yeah manny sets trends like mike jones
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:31 AM
I had no interest in seeing 'Alexander'. Until now.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:32 AM
I bet she's got saliva-scented nipples.
Or, at least, I bet she WOULD if I ever met her. :eyebrows
you can ditto that
if i were alexander i would have done the same exact thing he did to her
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 03:32 AM
"Mel and Rosario sitting in a tree..........."
I can't go on with this.
The visions filling my head are just...........all I'll say is "WOW!!!!!" and leave it at that.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:32 AM
I had no interest in seeing 'Alexander'. Until now.
Watch Angie on mute, watch Rosario nekkid, skip the rest.
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:32 AM
rofl
jekka i must admit i had an inkling of a guess that you would change it to that
didnt u have that avatar before? or am i doin a dejavu
but that is tight...i like it....your cat was too goody-two-shoes
I have a lot of angry artwork, but none of it is scanned, and I'm too lazy to do that right now anyway.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:32 AM
I had no interest in seeing 'Alexander'. Until now.
If you are a rosario fan it is a MUST SEE. The movie is absolutely horrible, but the best scene is when alexander forces rosario to fuck him. A beautiful scene of jiggling breasts.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:33 AM
you can ditto that
if i were alexander i would have done the same exact thing he did to her
Toss her aside to fuck Jared Leto?
Or, are you going by the historically inaccurate "Alexander liked girls" movie version?
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:33 AM
Watch Angie on mute, watch Rosario nekkid, skip the rest.
I will take that under advisement. Another bad accent by Angie? I don't care for her personally.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:34 AM
I have a lot of angry artwork, but none of it is scanned, and I'm too lazy to do that right now anyway.
are you one of those chicks that slaps paint onto a canvas randomly
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:34 AM
Toss her aside to fuck Jared Leto?
Or, are you going by the historically inaccurate "Alexander liked girls" movie version?
:lmao i forgot about that part
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:35 AM
I will take that under advisement. Another bad accent by Angie? I don't care for her personally.
I'm not terribly fond of humanitarian Angie, I must admit.
But crazy, scary, knife collecting, blood carrying, bad girl Angie? I could easily spend an evening doing horrible things to her.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:36 AM
i vote jekka for best avatar ever
rofl
manny will be displeased
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:36 AM
are you one of those chicks that slaps paint onto a canvas randomly
Nope, I don't paint much - I stick mainly to photo and drawing/ink. There's one Pollock in the art world, and that's enough.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:37 AM
Nope, I don't paint much - I stick mainly to photo and drawing/ink. There's one Pollock in the art world, and that's enough.
Black & White, or color photography?
I dabble in B&W myself.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 03:37 AM
I'm not terribly fond of humanitarian Angie, I must admit.
But crazy, scary, knife collecting, blood carrying, bad girl Angie? I could easily spend an evening doing horrible things to her.
Even after having been fouled by Billy Bob?!?!?
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:38 AM
Even after having been fouled by Billy Bob?!?!?
Pre-Billy Bob. He's the one that changed her.
Bastard.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:39 AM
I like to draw with my other's carbonite pencils..I mostly draw to inspire music, and vice versa.
My dream is to record a demo and drive to el paso to give it to Al Jourgensen.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:39 AM
I'm not terribly fond of humanitarian Angie, I must admit.
But crazy, scary, knife collecting, blood carrying, bad girl Angie? I could easily spend an evening doing horrible things to her.
Eh, I am not a fan of either one but everytime I watch "Hackers" I keep thinking how I would love to be in a sandwich with her and Jonny Lee Miller.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:40 AM
Eh, I am not a fan of either one but everytime I watch "Hackers" I keep thinking how I would love to be in a sandwich with her and Jonny Lee Miller.
You're not alone, Mel. That would be a damned tasty sammich.
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:41 AM
Black & White, or color photography?
I dabble in B&W myself.
I've got a lot of B&W in my portfolio. I'm somewhat of a photo purist in that sense ... never really got into color photography. I do monochrome in most of my non-photo work as well (grayscale and single color gradation).
Do you develop and print yourself?
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 03:41 AM
Ah, "Hackers".
Wasn't that her first film?
And Jonny Lee Miller's?
And Matthew Lillard's as well?
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 03:42 AM
Hackers is a great movie. HACK THE PLANET!!
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:42 AM
I've got a lot of B&W in my portfolio. I'm somewhat of a photo purist in that sense ... never really got into color photography. I do monochrome in most of my non-photo work as well (grayscale and single color gradation).
Do you develop and print yourself?
I do.
Or, did. I don't have a dark room of my own anymore. Considering going back to school and taking it seriously again, however.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:43 AM
Ah, "Hackers".
Wasn't that her first film?
And Jonny Lee Miller's?
And Matthew Lillard's as well?
Not sure about Miller or Lillard, but it wasn't Angie's. She was in some crappy movie with her dad as a kid, but had her big break in the illustrious Cyborg 2.
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:44 AM
I do.
Or, did. I don't have a dark room of my own anymore. Considering going back to school and taking it seriously again, however.
Ditto. I really miss being in a darkroom sometimes.
MannyIsGod
07-04-2006, 03:46 AM
Sheryl Crow should be illegal.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:46 AM
Ditto. I really miss being in a darkroom sometimes.
I really miss it. Used to spend hours in there when I had one.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:47 AM
Sheryl Crow should be illegal.
Sheryl Crow was okay when she first came out, in fact I really liked her first couple of CDs, but then she just went straight to mega-suck. All of a sudden.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:49 AM
There are far worse entertainers than Sheryl Crow. Sheryl can stay.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:49 AM
Celine Dion, for example. She should be illegal. And deported.
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:49 AM
I really miss it. Used to spend hours in there when I had one.
I used to work with an enlarger with a head that angled far enough to project on the wall - that shit was fun, I poster-sized a whole bunch of stuff, though my friends have most of those pieces now.
There are few feelings as good as taking, developing, and printing a technically sound roll of film.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:51 AM
Jekka and Cucking are going to have a photogasm.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:51 AM
Celine Dion, for example. She should be illegal. And deported.
No.
Celine Dion should be dragged into the street and shot like a dog.
Or else, forced to wear headphones with an endless loop of that damned song from Titanic playing at such a high volume that her head explodes.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:52 AM
Right before she starts beating on her chest during that song, I wish someone would slip a blade in her hand.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:53 AM
I used to work with an enlarger with a head that angled far enough to project on the wall - that shit was fun, I poster-sized a whole bunch of stuff, though my friends have most of those pieces now.
There are few feelings as good as taking, developing, and printing a technically sound roll of film.
I've always wanted to work on that large scale, but haven't gotten around to it yet. Would like to try working with silver gelatin prints, too.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 03:53 AM
Celine Dion, for example. She should be illegal. And deported.
No.
She should be hacked up for fish bait so that the poor Eskimos living way up there near the polar cap can catch something to keep them fed during the lean times, whenever those might be up there.
Or, if nothing else, at least euthanized, mummified and put on display in the Smithsonian.
Will that be the final resting place for the Rolling Stones once they all die or will Keith Richard wind up rolling them up and smoking them once they expire?
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:54 AM
Jekka and Cucking are going to have a photogasm.
Would that be considered a lesbian experience?
Oh, wait... I guess not, since I'm obviously a guy.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:56 AM
I have had that skit from SNL in my head ever since we talked about patchouli... The one where Rob Schneider owns a shop full of antiques or something and everytime someone asks him what something is, he explains it.. then says "you can put your weed in there"
Jekka
07-04-2006, 03:57 AM
I've always wanted to work on that large scale, but haven't gotten around to it yet. Would like to try working with silver gelatin prints, too.
Silver gelatin prints are fun, and I like the feel they give.
That reminds me, I worked with a toner once that turned the latent image metallic silver on the printing paper - cool effect, but made it really difficult to discern the image. It's hard to be effective with toners in most cases though I think.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:57 AM
I have had that skit from SNL in my head ever since we talked about patchouli... The one where Rob Schneider owns a shop full of antiques or something and everytime someone asks him what something is, he explains it.. then says "you can put your weed in there"
Every now and then, I almost forget that there once was a time that SNL was watchable.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 03:59 AM
Every now and then, I almost forget that there once was a time that SNL was watchable.
That's a dog that should've been put to sleep YEARS ago!
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 03:59 AM
No.
She should be hacked up for fish bait so that the poor Eskimos living way up there near the polar cap can catch something to keep them fed during the lean times, whenever those might be up there.
Or, if nothing else, at least euthanized, mummified and put on display in the Smithsonian.
Will that be the final resting place for the Rolling Stones once they all die or will Keith Richard wind up rolling them up and smoking them once they expire?
There is no meat on dem bones. What kind of bait is that? And Keith Richards is already mummified.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 03:59 AM
One of these days I need to get my own copy of "SLC Punk!".
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 03:59 AM
Silver gelatin prints are fun, and I like the feel they give.
That reminds me, I worked with a toner once that turned the latent image metallic silver on the printing paper - cool effect, but made it really difficult to discern the image. It's hard to be effective with toners in most cases though I think.
I've worked a little with toners, but not very often. I usually like to aim for a bit of abstraction in the actual subject, but keep the development very simple. I don't manipulate the images too much when printing.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 04:00 AM
There is no meat on dem bones. What kind of bait is that? And Keith Richards is already mummified.
Alright.
Jerky then.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 04:01 AM
SNL was funny again until 9/11. With the renewed 'patriotism' in this country we were not allowed to make fun of the president or politicians, which was thier bread and butter at the time. Anyone remember Will Farrel as Bush? Hilarious shit. Then they got skeered and have sucked ever since.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 04:02 AM
Just my opinion, didn't mean to make it political. God forbid xray come in here and tell me what a bad person I am.
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 04:03 AM
Speaking of the Stones, Ron Wood checked into a rehab clinic not too long ago for chemical dependancy.
Not Keith, Ron.
Surely they could've gotten a better rate doing the "buddy" thing, don't you think?
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 04:04 AM
SNL was funny again until 9/11. With the renewed 'patriotism' in this country we were not allowed to make fun of the president or politicians, which was thier bread and butter at the time. Anyone remember Will Farrel as Bush? Hilarious shit. Then they got skeered and have sucked ever since.
Funny cast during that time, but horrible writing. That group of writers couldn't end a sketch successfully if their lives depended on it. They all were about five minutes of build up that led nowhere and fizzled out.
Almost painful.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 04:04 AM
Back to photography, I took 'Intro to B&W Photography' in HS. My teacher looked just like Jack Nicholson during his Cuckoo's Nest phase. I kept expecting him to call people 'Chief'.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 04:06 AM
Back to photography, I took 'Intro to B&W Photography' in HS. My teacher looked just like Jack Nicholson during his Cuckoo's Nest phase. I kept expecting him to call people 'Chief'.
I was one of the only people at my high school that didn't take photography.
And, man did I ever feel left out. Apparently the high school dark room had as much rampant sex and drug use as a Roman orgy.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 04:07 AM
I went to an all-girls school. Too bad the dark room didn't have rampant sex in there. I would have snapped waaaaay more rolls of film that way.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 04:10 AM
I went to an all-girls school. Too bad the dark room didn't have rampant sex in there. I would have snapped waaaaay more rolls of film that way.
That IS too bad. I always picture all-girl's schools as having rampant sex everywhere.
I suppose that was just wishful thinking on my part.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 04:14 AM
The girls were sluts, don't get me wrong. Just straight sluts :depressed
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-04-2006, 04:29 AM
Damn.
Out of beer for the night.
:depressed
TheQuattro
07-04-2006, 07:24 AM
quiet in here today
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 09:05 AM
The girls were sluts, don't get me wrong. Just straight sluts :depressed
How depressing.
ashbeeigh
07-04-2006, 10:55 AM
Actually, ashbeeigh I take that back. You are not allowed to post in this thread, either. Just leave, please. Would you like me to write you a letter or note about it?
Please write me a note. I will put it in my keepsake box. : :rolleyes
Silver21_Black20
07-04-2006, 02:27 PM
Ok...ok. There was absolutely no Happy HorsehShit in this here thread yesterday but the conversations in the last couple of pages were boring as fuck.
oh crap
07-04-2006, 02:30 PM
Ok...ok. There was absolutely no Happy HorsehShit in this here thread yesterday but the conversations in the last couple of pages were boring as fuck.
and it would have been more entertaining with you here? at least it was lively in this motherfucker. sorry you and jman didn't grace us with your online fucking. stay the fuck out of my thread if you are gonna take a crap on it.
Silver21_Black20
07-04-2006, 02:34 PM
and it would have been more entertaining with you here? at least it was lively in this motherfucker. sorry you and jman didn't grace us with your online fucking. stay the fuck out of my thread if you are gonna take a crap on it.
Hahahahahaha...lively? Sounded like the same bullshit to me. Except for the photography convo. I enjoyed that one.
kingsfan
07-04-2006, 03:53 PM
That IS too bad. I always picture all-girl's schools as having rampant sex everywhere.
I suppose that was just wishful thinking on my part.Yes it was, all the girls at my school were virgins except 1 but being a boarding school it made it difficult to meet anyone. It suckedhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smidepressed.gif
midgetonadonkey
07-04-2006, 05:48 PM
http://www.godhatesfags.com/images/2006/20060317_temple2.jpg
Silver21_Black20
07-04-2006, 10:31 PM
Blah, Blah, Blah?!?!?!?!?!?!
Trainwreck2100
07-04-2006, 10:32 PM
Hello SB
ashbeeigh
07-04-2006, 10:35 PM
God damnit, I almost broke off my finger opening a can today. It really hurts. Just so everyone knows.
Silver21_Black20
07-04-2006, 10:35 PM
Hey Train!
Trainwreck2100
07-04-2006, 10:36 PM
God damnit, I almost broke off my finger opening a can today. It really hurts. Just so everyone knows.
I've had a worse week, I hate you women and wish I was gay
spurschick
07-04-2006, 10:37 PM
I've had a worse week, I hate you women and wish I was gay
Wishing won't accomplish anything. You have to get out there and make it happen. Embrace your gayness.
ashbeeigh
07-04-2006, 10:38 PM
I've had a worse week, I hate you women and wish I was gay
:td
Trainwreck2100
07-04-2006, 10:40 PM
Wishing won't accomplish anything. You have to get out there and make it happen. Embrace your gayness.
Lord knows I've tried, but I can't get the hair right, or the impecable fashion sense thing. Also I can't talk with a lisp very good.
Trainwreck2100
07-04-2006, 10:44 PM
And then there's the whole, "don't know if I'm getting played by a woman" thing
Silver21_Black20
07-04-2006, 10:47 PM
Wishing you were gay before getting laid by a woman Train?? That can't be good.
Trainwreck2100
07-04-2006, 10:49 PM
I was being facetious, cmon people
Silver21_Black20
07-04-2006, 10:57 PM
I was being facetious, cmon people
Doesn't matter...any real, straight guy would never make a comment like that.
Silver21_Black20
07-04-2006, 10:58 PM
Anyhoo....guess you're still having bad luck with the ladies?
Trainwreck2100
07-04-2006, 10:58 PM
Doesn't matter...any real, straight guy would never make a comment like that.
I'll be honest, sometimes I wish you were a lesbian
Trainwreck2100
07-04-2006, 10:59 PM
Anyhoo....guess you're still having bad luck with the ladies?
Yes, but that's just cause I'm an idiot
Silver21_Black20
07-04-2006, 11:00 PM
I'll be honest, sometimes I wish you were a lesbian
:lol What the Fuck? Why?
Cant_Be_Faded
07-04-2006, 11:03 PM
You have to seriously just take midge's advice and force down her head while at the movies.
Das Texan
07-04-2006, 11:15 PM
Any guy that wishes they were ever gay should lose their fucking man license.
Trainwreck2100
07-04-2006, 11:18 PM
You have to seriously just take midge's advice and force down her head while at the movies.
That's rape.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 11:42 PM
Lord knows I've tried, but I can't get the hair right, or the impecable fashion sense thing. Also I can't talk with a lisp very good.
You're going about it the wrong way.
CuckingFunt
07-04-2006, 11:44 PM
That's rape.
Technically, it's forced fellatio, but still unpleasant.
And, despite the advice of some on this thread, I'd reckon it's best to avoid forcing a girl to do something she doesn't want to when her teeth are so close to certain delicate areas.
ashbeeigh
07-04-2006, 11:50 PM
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down. That one is good.
Melmart1
07-04-2006, 11:57 PM
Ashbeeigh actually brings the quality of this thread down. Congrats! I didn't think that was possible. You continue to impress.
female sports fan
07-05-2006, 12:22 AM
alright so I have celebrated the 4th with a couple of beers, 1 dos equis and 2 bud lights. I am out of beer and am tempted to crack the red wine open. Should I do this? Think I will throw up?
ashbeeigh
07-05-2006, 12:28 AM
Ashbeeigh actually brings the quality of this thread down. Congrats! I didn't think that was possible. You continue to impress.
No problem, and where's my fucking note? I have my box all covered in glitter ready for it.
kingsfan
07-05-2006, 12:43 AM
alright so I have celebrated the 4th with a couple of beers, 1 dos equis and 2 bud lights. I am out of beer and am tempted to crack the red wine open. Should I do this? Think I will throw up?Probably but it's a holiday so go for it.http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smielephant.gif
Jekka
07-05-2006, 01:24 AM
You have to seriously just take midge's advice and force down her head while at the movies.
There's a good way to get some teeth marks.
NASpurs
07-05-2006, 01:27 AM
I'll be honest, sometimes I wish you were a lesbianI think Melmart and CuckingFunt wish the same thing.
CuckingFunt
07-05-2006, 01:33 AM
I think Melmart and CuckingFunt wish the same thing.
Not a huge stretch. I wish everyone were a lesbian.
NASpurs
07-05-2006, 01:36 AM
Not a huge stretch. I wish everyone were a lesbian.As a guy, that would work in some kind of wet dream fantasy but then reality would set in and if all women were lesbians, then that would mean all guys were gay or guys wouldn't exist. I don't think I like that world.
CuckingFunt
07-05-2006, 01:40 AM
As a guy, that would work in some kind of wet dream fantasy but then reality would set in and if all women were lesbians, then that would mean all guys were gay or guys wouldn't exist. I don't think I like that world.
All the breeder lesbian couples would still need sperm from somewhere.
NASpurs
07-05-2006, 01:43 AM
All the breeder lesbian couples would still need sperm from somewhere.and we would need eggs for those sperm to go to so it means we're back to square one.
Along time ago I told Batman his SHIT would be great!!!! :lol
Tyler Durden
07-05-2006, 10:28 AM
anyone want to buy some soap?
katyon6th
07-05-2006, 10:34 AM
Shut the fuck up.
Tyler Durden
07-05-2006, 10:34 AM
ill wash your mouth out with my soap kira if you don't make me some freaking asian food now
tlongII
07-05-2006, 10:36 AM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45406
katyon6th
07-05-2006, 10:41 AM
ill wash your mouth out with my soap kira if you don't make me some freaking asian food now
Oh, you motherfucker. What's going on?
ORION
07-05-2006, 10:47 AM
scola is not worth it !
Tyler Durden
07-05-2006, 01:44 PM
I would like to know why Orion called me and hung up on me ????
Tyler Durden
07-05-2006, 01:45 PM
Oh, you motherfucker. What's going on?
a whole lot of me and your mother, thats whats going on ...ha ha, man i got burnt to hell yesterday at the lake
ORION
07-05-2006, 04:32 PM
I would like to know why Orion called me and hung up on me ????
this time it wasn't me
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 04:48 PM
That's rape.
It can't be rape if her mouth is too full to say no.
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 04:49 PM
This thread doesn't move if I'm not around.
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 04:50 PM
I miss Cherry's million dollar wit.
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 04:57 PM
My asshole itches.
katyon6th
07-05-2006, 05:12 PM
Itch that shit, Midge.
ORION
07-05-2006, 05:24 PM
My asshole itches.
that either means you are going to win some money or you need to wipe you foondio better. is that how you spell it ?
Silver21_Black20
07-05-2006, 05:52 PM
that either means you are going to win some money or you need to wipe you foondio better. is that how you spell it ?
:lmao
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 07:11 PM
Fuck you 1Billups1
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 07:11 PM
Suck my taint you mother fucker.
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 07:12 PM
Pinche cocksucker.
ashbeeigh
07-05-2006, 07:17 PM
I hate work. Work can just...just. Damnit. I don't have any words to describe how much I hate it already.
Silver21_Black20
07-05-2006, 07:19 PM
Where do you work?
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 07:19 PM
You fucked everything up ashbeeigh. This place used to be cool until you started posting.
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 07:22 PM
This place used to be like the Max.
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 07:31 PM
You gayed up The Club like The New Class gayed up The Max.
midgetonadonkey
07-05-2006, 07:32 PM
Yes I came up with that last post 10 minutes later.
ashbeeigh
07-05-2006, 07:40 PM
Where do you work?
Mccoys.
And that was a clever little banter between yourself midge. Clever.
Mccoys.
And that was a clever little banter between yourself midge. Clever.
Would that be the real Mccoy?
Cant_Be_Faded
07-05-2006, 07:51 PM
On And On South Of Heaven!!!!!
NASpurs
07-05-2006, 10:48 PM
ashbeeigh's avatar sucks. Go back to the one you dressed up as a mermaid.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 12:25 AM
ashbeeigh changes avatars like she changes underwear.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 12:26 AM
ashbeeigh changes avatars like she changes underwear.
Once a week?
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 12:27 AM
Once a week?
I'm sure.
Hahahahahahahahahaha..................ha.
jman3000
07-06-2006, 12:40 AM
This thread is better when nobody posts in it.
It sucks.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 12:44 AM
This thread is better when nobody posts in it.
It sucks.
Like many others have said before, you fucked up this thread.
Fuck off!!
Melmart1
07-06-2006, 12:45 AM
Massengill still messing this shit up. The thread title should be changed from Oh, Shit to Ugh! Shit!
jman3000
07-06-2006, 12:50 AM
Like many others have said before, you fucked up this thread.
Fuck off!!
Like you've said before ... you fucked it up as much as me. Seems kinda dead now anyways.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 12:56 AM
Like you've said before ... you fucked it up as much as me. Seems kinda dead now anyways.
I've never said I fucked it up.
This is the only thread that accepts random bullshit so this is where I'll continue to post.
CuckingFunt
07-06-2006, 12:57 AM
I realize I may be one of the newer kids on the block, but it seems to me that this thread would suck a lot less if people weren't constantly coming here with the sole purpose of expressing how much they think it sucks.
Then again, if people stopped doing that, it just might mean the death of this thread.
jman3000
07-06-2006, 01:00 AM
I've never said I fucked it up.
I'm a stubborn bastard ... I'm gonna find that quote.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 01:02 AM
I realize I may be one of the newer kids on the block, but it seems to me that this thread would suck a lot less if people weren't constantly coming here with the sole purpose of expressing how much they think it sucks.
Then again, if people stopped doing that, it just might mean the death of this thread.
Good point. However, there are a select few like midgetonadonkey and Melmart1 that have the right to say this thread sucks cause they know of the threads that came before this one and they did not suck.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 01:03 AM
I'm a stubborn bastard ... I'm gonna find that quote.
I said I sometimes post lame shit but that is usually when I'm talking to you.
jman3000
07-06-2006, 01:09 AM
I said I sometimes post lame shit but that is usually when I'm talking to you.
good enough for me ... i gave up after randomly clicking on about 10 pages.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 01:16 AM
good enough for me ... i gave up after randomly clicking on about 10 pages.
Hahahaha...you gave up.
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 01:29 AM
SB is the new thread killer surpassing ES and Orion. :tu
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 01:32 AM
SB is the new thread killer surpassing ES and Orion. :tu
I revive this shit. I post in this thread and all you motherfuckers follow.
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 01:33 AM
haha you were talking to yourself and then people felt sorry for you so they started to respond
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 01:37 AM
I always do that shit. I'd rather talk to myself than talk to you douchebags.
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 01:41 AM
Well I'm sure you and your other personalities have a ball. Good job reviving this thread :tu
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 01:43 AM
Well I'm sure you and your other personalities have a ball. Good job reviving this thread :tu
Lame!
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 01:44 AM
Hey jman...did you ever find a guitar?
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 01:50 AM
Lame!How the hell is it lame? It wasn't even a put down.
jman3000
07-06-2006, 01:53 AM
Hey jman...did you ever find a guitar?
No ... me finding a new car has taken over my search for a guitar... did you ever see what kind of guitar your brother/cousin had?
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 01:54 AM
:lmao his thread is gone
Asshole
07-06-2006, 01:56 AM
post.
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 01:56 AM
post.Fuck off bitch
Asshole
07-06-2006, 01:57 AM
post.
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 01:58 AM
Asshole
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 01:58 AM
No ... me finding a new car has taken over my search for a guitar... did you ever see what kind of guitar your brother/cousin had?
Yea...my nephew has an electric guitar.
How is the car shopping going?
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 02:00 AM
Fuck off bitch
Damn...that was kinda hot!
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:00 AM
post
jman3000
07-06-2006, 02:02 AM
Yea...my nephew has an electric guitar.
How is the car shopping going?
it's actually going pretty good ... i'm kinda worried that i'm gonna buy the first good deal i find because i REALLY need a car before school starts, but other than that i've seen some good stuff and am gonna follow up on a lot of the suggestions i got in my used car thread.
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:03 AM
postChop off your dick and stick it where your name implies
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:08 AM
post
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:08 AM
post.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 02:09 AM
it's actually going pretty good ... i'm kinda worried that i'm gonna buy the first good deal i find because i REALLY need a car before school starts, but other than that i've seen some good stuff and am gonna follow up on a lot of the suggestions i got in my used car thread.
Well Good Luck with that.
btw...were you just looking for a starter acoustic guitar? I have this catalog that has all different kinds of shit in it and it actually has an acoustic guitar and carrying case for $29.95.
jman3000
07-06-2006, 02:09 AM
Damn...that was kinda hot!
First PDBM gets random play in his thread and now NASpurs.
love is in the air
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:10 AM
haha you're jealous
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 02:11 AM
First PDBM gets random play in his thread and now NASpurs.
love is in the air
Dude...shut up. Don't start that shit.
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:12 AM
post..
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:12 AM
.post
jman3000
07-06-2006, 02:13 AM
Well Good Luck with that.
btw...were you just looking for a starter acoustic guitar? I have this catalog that has all different kinds of shit in it and it actually has an acoustic guitar and carrying case for $29.95.
wow .. that's really cheap ... i'm not sure i'd risk having a shoddy guitar ... but 30 bucks ... is wow. is it normal size? are you sure it isn't for a midget or something?
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:20 AM
post
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:20 AM
post.
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:20 AM
.post
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:20 AM
post..
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 02:20 AM
wow .. that's really cheap ... i'm not sure i'd risk having a shoddy guitar ... but 30 bucks ... is wow. is it normal size? are you sure it isn't for a midget or something?
It measures 39" x 14" x 3 1/2". It is an acoustic string wood guitar. It comes with six tuning keys, removable guitar strap, 2 nylon replacement strings and carrying bag. Contains 3 nylon strings and 3 steel strings.
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:20 AM
.post.
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:20 AM
post
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:24 AM
*cough*
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1085447&postcount=127
jman3000
07-06-2006, 02:25 AM
It measures 39" x 14" x 3 1/2". It is an acoustic string wood guitar. It comes with six tuning keys, removable guitar strap, 2 nylon replacement strings and carrying bag. Contains 3 nylon strings and 3 steel strings.
i'm tempted just to buy it for the carrying case and take a chance with the quality of the guitar... i just hope it's not made of fiber board
jman3000
07-06-2006, 02:26 AM
*cough*
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1085447&postcount=127
fucking narc
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:27 AM
:lmao
I like to cause trouble just for pure enjoyment.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 02:28 AM
fucking narc
Dammit...don't talk about me in other threads.
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 02:30 AM
i'm tempted just to buy it for the carrying case and take a chance with the quality of the guitar... i just hope it's not made of fiber board
If you are interested, let me know.
jman3000
07-06-2006, 02:30 AM
If you are interested, let me know.
I'm very interested.
does that company have a website or is it strictly in the magazine?
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:31 AM
post
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:31 AM
post.
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:31 AM
post..
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:31 AM
.post
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:31 AM
.post.
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:32 AM
..post
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:32 AM
At least you're getting it closer to Oh Shit!!! (4)
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:32 AM
post
Silver21_Black20
07-06-2006, 02:37 AM
I'm very interested.
does that company have a website or is it strictly in the magazine?
It has a website. You may have to setup an account to purchase merchandise from there. I can send you a pm with the name of the company and website.
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:38 AM
i'm not a cop
i swearFuck you 1Billups1 you fucking cop :pctoss
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:38 AM
post
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:38 AM
post.
jman3000
07-06-2006, 02:39 AM
It has a website. You may have to setup an account to purchase merchandise from there. I can send you a pm with the name of the company and website.
:tu
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:44 AM
post
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:44 AM
actually ... im a sandra troll ...awwwww how cute
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:44 AM
post.
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:44 AM
.post
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:44 AM
.post.
jman3000
07-06-2006, 02:45 AM
did you make that shit up NA or did i actually say that?
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:46 AM
post.
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:46 AM
.post
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:46 AM
.post.
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:46 AM
http://www.orlyowl.com/thisround.jpgThat's for you Asshole
Asshole
07-06-2006, 02:46 AM
post..
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:47 AM
did you make that shit up NA or did i actually say that?Oh you did say it. I'm looking at old posts in this thread
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:47 AM
Believe it :lol
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1042397&postcount=362
jman3000
07-06-2006, 02:48 AM
Oh you did say it. I'm looking at old posts in this thread
wow ... somebody should have taken me out back and shot me...
and it doesnt even make any sense ... wtf ...
NASpurs
07-06-2006, 02:49 AM
you're one of the big reasons i'm in this thread... so you have only yourself to blame.That one takes the cake :lmao
Melmart1
07-06-2006, 04:03 AM
Damn, Asshole! You are single-handidly going to get this thread closed. Stop being yourself!
ShoogarBear
07-06-2006, 07:37 AM
If you are interested, let me know.
Hasn't he been doing that for the last three months or so?
ShoogarBear
07-06-2006, 07:37 AM
I'm very interested.
1Parker1
07-06-2006, 07:57 AM
Is this thread dead yet? :lol
Tyler Durden
07-06-2006, 08:16 AM
ladies and gents, we have basically seen the evolution of quiet little SB to supreme regulator.....her smart and rather quick coups are fucking awesome...i love her....more than words could ever explain
ORION
07-06-2006, 10:27 AM
I want to dunk naked
Condemned 2 HelLA
07-06-2006, 11:14 AM
I'm away for two days and this is all you people can come up with?
At least Mel and midge were around to keep it edgy.
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