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NASpurs
06-24-2006, 03:17 AM
maybe outta my league isn't the right wording .... more like too high maintenance.Yeah I was going to say... no guy should ever say a girl is out of his league. Screw that.

jman3000
06-24-2006, 03:19 AM
Yeah I was going to say... no guy should ever say a girl is out of his league. Screw that.

I don't think that's true, I think sometimes a girl can be out of a guys league.

Melmart1
06-24-2006, 03:38 AM
Jman is a fucking thread killer. This shit sucks.

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-24-2006, 03:40 AM
Enough of the "Love Line" nonsense!
Get back to the crass, no-holds-barred mayhem that this thread was initially intended to be for!
:flipoff

jman3000
06-24-2006, 03:40 AM
yes... because sooo many people post at 4 am .... good job.

ChumpDumper
06-24-2006, 03:40 AM
I'm going to ban myself.

See you in a day or so.

jman3000
06-24-2006, 03:41 AM
you can fuck off too

ChumpDumper
06-24-2006, 03:42 AM
I just said I am, bitch.

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 03:43 AM
:lmao Dipshits.

Melmart1
06-24-2006, 03:44 AM
Stop trying to be hard, Jman. Keda tried that shit too and it don't work. You have a picture of you flipping the bird with a damn cross in the background! That's about as hard as Horry flexing his muscles with fucking kiddy bunkbeds in the background.

jman3000
06-24-2006, 03:44 AM
not who i intended that for... but you can fuck off as well.

Melmart1
06-24-2006, 03:46 AM
Gotdamn amateurs.

ChumpDumper
06-24-2006, 03:48 AM
Let me know if I make the ban list, Mel....

jman3000
06-24-2006, 03:48 AM
Stop trying to be hard, Jman. Keda tried that shit too and it don't work. You have a picture of you flipping the bird with a damn cross in the background! That's about as hard as Horry flexing his muscles with fucking kiddy bunkbeds in the background.

and you have a picture looking like you just got back from a 1000 year sleep. sounds about even to me.

Melmart1
06-24-2006, 03:49 AM
and you have a picture looking like you just got back from a 1000 year sleep. sounds about even to me.

That is the worst comeback in the history of comebacks. Congrats.

ChumpDumper
06-24-2006, 03:49 AM
"Invalid User Specified"

Well, you can't say I didn't try.

Melmart1
06-24-2006, 03:49 AM
Let me know if I make the ban list, Mel....

:lmao why would you ban yourself? is that even possible?

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 03:51 AM
Melmart regulates. Mel just needs someone to give her a good lick. Jmann is a pussy, maybe he'd pass the lesbian litmus test.

ChumpDumper
06-24-2006, 03:51 AM
:lmao why would you ban yourself? is that even possible?It's not, apparently -- but I've had it coming for some time now.

Melmart1
06-24-2006, 03:52 AM
I would ban you for you, Chump. But I know mods can't ban other mods cus one of the other mods tried to ban me to be silly one night and it didn't work. Sucka!

Melmart1
06-24-2006, 03:53 AM
Melmart regulates. Mel just needs someone to give her a good lick. Jmann is a pussy, maybe he'd pass the lesbian litmus test.

I would still regulate if I was getting some good lovin. I just would be slightly less cranky when I do it :lol

ChumpDumper
06-24-2006, 03:54 AM
Damn, it's like Groundhog Day when Bill Murray had Punxatawney Phil crash his car.

What a disappointment.

jman3000
06-24-2006, 03:55 AM
you can ban me for 48 hours ... seeing as how i'm going outta town for the weekend. get it outta your system.

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 03:55 AM
I love how I can just yell at our cat, and she doesn't even look at me but just scrambles out of the room. But she'll be back in like 2 minutes for pets. The fucking cat is insane.

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 03:55 AM
Dude you need to go out of town for the duration of my life.

Melmart1
06-24-2006, 03:56 AM
If he does that, Manny you need to insist he take ashbeigh with him

jman3000
06-24-2006, 03:57 AM
nice one... because san antonio is the only place on earth that has internet access...

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-24-2006, 03:57 AM
Who decided that 2 am was the latest point of the evening you could purchase alcohol?

jman3000
06-24-2006, 03:58 AM
Who decided that 2 am was the latest point of the evening you could purchase alcohol?
2am? i thought it was 12?

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-24-2006, 03:58 AM
We should introduce ashbeeigh to a wood chipper feet first.

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 03:58 AM
Ashbeigh would probably leave us a note telling us we were not allowed to make fun of her retarded ass when she was out of town. She would like to set boundaries.

The only boundary I need form that bitch is a 20 mile buffer zone.

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 03:59 AM
I will sell you beer.

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 03:59 AM
I am drinking apple juice in a wine glass. I'm very refined, bitches.

ChumpDumper
06-24-2006, 04:00 AM
I don't know, but I had enough before 2 to still be buzzing now.

Thank God Family Guy is on at 4AM.

Melmart1
06-24-2006, 04:01 AM
One of the few nice things about LA- 2am to buy or pour and you can buy hard liquor in a grocery store till 2am. None of this separating beer from liquor, none of this bullshit different times. They don't pretend like they need to be more civil by waiting till noon on Sunday. Too bad most everything else about LA overshadows that.

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 04:01 AM
Dude what channel?

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 04:01 AM
Nevermind we found it

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 04:03 AM
ahahahahahahahahah Stewy farted

Condemned 2 HelLA
06-24-2006, 04:04 AM
One of the few nice things about LA- 2am to buy or pour and you can buy hard liquor in a grocery store till 2am. None of this separating beer from liquor, none of this bullshit different times. They don't pretend like they need to be more civil by waiting till noon on Sunday. Too bad most everything else about LA overshadows that.

What I hate is that a lot of bars set their clocks ahead 15 minutes fast so that they can have "last call" at 1:45 as opposed to 2:00 on the dot.
Bunch of kill-joys.

ChumpDumper
06-24-2006, 04:11 AM
Legends makes karaoke stop at 1 freaking 30 for some stupid reason.

ashbeeigh
06-24-2006, 10:57 AM
Ashbeigh would probably leave us a note telling us we were not allowed to make fun of her retarded ass when she was out of town. She would like to set boundaries.

The only boundary I need form that bitch is a 20 mile buffer zone.

Now that you suggest it, I might. And I need a 10000 mile buffer zone, we won't have any problems.

Das Texan
06-24-2006, 11:12 AM
What I hate is that a lot of bars set their clocks ahead 15 minutes fast so that they can have "last call" at 1:45 as opposed to 2:00 on the dot.
Bunch of kill-joys.



thats when you go..hey fuckers, its only 145.

angel_luv
06-24-2006, 11:34 AM
hey angel, was that pic in your avatar taken this season?


No, it is from October 10, 2004 at the Spurs open practice.

midgetonadonkey
06-24-2006, 12:43 PM
S L A Y A!!!

Cant_Be_Faded
06-24-2006, 12:48 PM
midge damnit, how was the concert dude? Were the opening bands any good?

Cant_Be_Faded
06-24-2006, 12:53 PM
im listening to some of the opening bands songs off their myspaces

this is gonna be the heaviest concert i've ever been to

midgetonadonkey
06-24-2006, 12:58 PM
I actually got to the show a little late and missed the opening bands. I caught the last half of the Lamb of God set, they were fucking badass. Slayer is as heavy as ever. To use a CBF quote, my chode exploded.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-24-2006, 12:59 PM
Dude, I am listening to some of the opening bands, got links from the tour website

lamb of good sounds hard, but mastodon also sounds pretty tight, kinda artistic conceptual metal
i cant believe you got there late, at least you didn't miss SLAYER

How long did they play

midgetonadonkey
06-24-2006, 01:05 PM
They played for about an hour and a half.

midgetonadonkey
06-24-2006, 01:06 PM
That was the earliest I could get there. I'm actually lucky I got out of work as early as I did. The bastards here weren't going to give me the night off at all.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-24-2006, 01:07 PM
that sucks man
hour and a half isn't bad though, is your neck sore?

Cant_Be_Faded
06-24-2006, 01:16 PM
holy shit children of bodom are good too

man this concert is going to be ridiculous, i gotta get some beer to tailgate and walk in with a nice buzz

angel_luv
06-24-2006, 01:18 PM
You know, I have been thinking about the whole Nesterofish thing....


Frank Sinatra was labeled and 'ol blue' too you know. :)

sa_butta
06-24-2006, 01:21 PM
You know, I have been thinking about the whole Nesterofish thing....


Frank Sinatra was labeled and 'ol blue' too you know. :)Ol blue eyes to be exact, my granny use to call me that b4 she passed.

angel_luv
06-24-2006, 01:30 PM
Ol blue eyes to be exact, my granny use to call me that b4 she passed.

Yea I knew. :)

midgetonadonkey
06-24-2006, 01:47 PM
Sinatra is the fucking man.

Slomo
06-24-2006, 01:51 PM
Sinatra saved my life once.

I was being beaten by two mobster behind a downtown Las Vegas casino. At that point Sinatra approached us and said: "That'll be enough boys".


:lol

angel_luv
06-24-2006, 01:52 PM
Silly :lol

Silver21_Black20
06-24-2006, 01:54 PM
What's up, Yo!!!

Silver21_Black20
06-24-2006, 01:55 PM
What's up, Yo!!!

Don't ever talk like that again. Ever. You are not cool.

midgetonadonkey
06-24-2006, 02:01 PM
I douched this morning. The midge now feels fresh.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-24-2006, 02:05 PM
i bet you feel like horseback riding now
or playing tennis

midgetonadonkey
06-24-2006, 02:06 PM
Actually a nice game of badminton sounds nice right now.

Das Texan
06-24-2006, 02:57 PM
I douched this morning. The midge now feels fresh.


its an important part of hygenie

TOP-CHERRY
06-24-2006, 04:13 PM
Everyone download "Six Days" by DJ Shadow if you know what's good for you. Do not ask where I heard it. It's shameful.

Ginofan
06-24-2006, 04:39 PM
ehhh

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 04:40 PM
Mandy, I don't need a ride.

midgetonadonkey
06-24-2006, 04:52 PM
Everyone download "Six Days" by DJ Shadow if you know what's good for you. Do not ask where I heard it. It's shameful.

Where did you hear it?

MannyIsGod
06-24-2006, 05:21 PM
Bunch of pukn ass bitches.

NASpurs
06-25-2006, 09:08 AM
16 hours since the last post? This thread blows like midge blowing jman last night.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-25-2006, 10:48 AM
Slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

my neck is sore as a mothafucka

midgetonadonkey
06-25-2006, 12:30 PM
NASpurs' attempts at humor are extremely pathetic.

katyon6th
06-25-2006, 12:33 PM
Midge's impeccable grammar is so sexy.

ShoogarBear
06-25-2006, 12:53 PM
You say apostrophe, I say apocalypse.

1Billups 1
06-25-2006, 03:23 PM
Hi everybody

1Billups 1
06-25-2006, 03:24 PM
i'm not a cop

i swear

ShoogarBear
06-25-2006, 03:37 PM
^Not the real 1Billups1.

angel_luv
06-25-2006, 03:57 PM
Good eye. :tu

KEDA
06-25-2006, 04:45 PM
my sack hurts

where is Midge to rub it for me?

midgetonadonkey
06-25-2006, 08:59 PM
Does your sack hurt because you are not used to getting laid?

midgetonadonkey
06-25-2006, 09:11 PM
Where the hell is everybody?

midgetonadonkey
06-25-2006, 09:12 PM
1Billups1 is my favorite poster.

midgetonadonkey
06-25-2006, 09:12 PM
His wit is second to none.

midgetonadonkey
06-25-2006, 09:13 PM
batman=1billups1

Das Texan
06-25-2006, 09:15 PM
where the fuck is everyone? thats really a great question.

midgetonadonkey
06-25-2006, 09:19 PM
I thought it was a pretty good question. I wouldn't say great.

ashbeeigh
06-25-2006, 09:57 PM
I wonder how heavy that miss texas usa crown is? I would let KEDA parade around in a my beauty queen crown, if I ever won one. Midget too.

NASpurs
06-25-2006, 11:04 PM
Read awmyplace's posts in this forum. Her basketball knowledge... screw basketball knowledge. I've never seen a person be such a dumbass period.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=3

NASpurs
06-25-2006, 11:12 PM
These threads

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44424
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44772
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44731

I swear I'm really close to putting someone on ignore just to never see her post again. Holy crap.

ashbeeigh
06-25-2006, 11:27 PM
I started watching basketball in 2004-awmyplace ....you don't admit that kind of stuff.

oh crap
06-25-2006, 11:45 PM
I started watching basketball in 2004-awmyplace ....you don't admit that kind of stuff.


Similarly, you don't admit to being down to being pissed on in a message forum either.

ashbeeigh
06-26-2006, 12:01 AM
Similarly, you don't admit to being down to being pissed on in a message forum either.

Nor do I admit to being a hawks fan.

trueD
06-26-2006, 12:18 AM
I wonder how heavy that miss texas usa crown is? It's a heavy bitch. :smokin

Boston George
06-26-2006, 08:03 AM
i have a lovely bunch of coconuts

Boston George
06-26-2006, 10:33 AM
s.o.s means someone help me, its not healthy...for me to feel this way....ou are making this hard.....

Marklar MM
06-26-2006, 10:35 AM
Tossing and turning, can't sleep at night. This belongs in the insomnia thread.

ORION
06-26-2006, 10:36 AM
so I leave for San Diego on the 9th ..........

Boston George
06-26-2006, 10:39 AM
orion finally gone...heck yes.....there is a god

Boston George
06-26-2006, 10:39 AM
so i just watched boondock saints and donnie brasco last night for the first time i have to say.......those 2 movies just both made my top 10 lists

Boston George
06-26-2006, 10:40 AM
boondock saints goes as hard as all get out

Marklar MM
06-26-2006, 10:41 AM
Boondock is a good one.

Orion...watch out for earthquakes and mountain lions. Them lions like to eat people for some reason. And if you find one, bring me back a sasquatch.

Boston George
06-26-2006, 10:41 AM
boondock saints was the shiznit i shall buy it by tomorrow....i loved when they punched that girl in the meat factory

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 10:48 AM
I got cancer of the prick.

ORION
06-26-2006, 10:49 AM
Boondock is a good one.

Orion...watch out for earthquakes and mountain lions. Them lions like to eat people for some reason. And if you find one, bring me back a sasquatch.
I will strap a saddle on a mountain lion and ride that bitch straight into the sunset while I sip on a 40

Boston George
06-26-2006, 10:50 AM
ha hah a ha ha donnie brasco lol cancer of the prick...


yo is anyone interested in doing a fantasy football for yahoo again i think im gonna create a league right now

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 10:51 AM
I'm in.

Boston George
06-26-2006, 10:58 AM
okay guys the league name is

Duck Futter (ID# 115883)
the password is batman2883

ORION
06-26-2006, 11:01 AM
ha hah a ha ha donnie brasco lol cancer of the prick...


yo is anyone interested in doing a fantasy football for yahoo again i think im gonna create a league right now
I don't know how to do that stuff

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 11:07 AM
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select

Go there, sign into Yahoo and put in the league id and password.

ORION
06-26-2006, 11:10 AM
This is how I pick up chicks


http://www.tomandjerryonline.com/images/texastom.jpg

Old School Chic
06-26-2006, 11:13 AM
This is how I pick up chicks


http://www.tomandjerryonline.com/images/texastom.jpg

How cute....

Boston George
06-26-2006, 11:19 AM
yo jason for real go there and sign up for its free and fun

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 11:19 AM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, 1Billups1, Boston George, ORION

Boston George
06-26-2006, 11:20 AM
you too midge go check it out dang it

Old School Chic
06-26-2006, 11:20 AM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
midgetonadonkey, 1Billups1, Boston George, ORION

Midgy's Stalker

Boston George
06-26-2006, 11:20 AM
you too joe blow

ORION
06-26-2006, 11:25 AM
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select

Go there, sign into Yahoo and put in the league id and password.
dang nab it ! It blocks my access !! I'll have to do it at home tonight

ORION
06-26-2006, 11:26 AM
How cute....
I love Tom and Jerry ! I watch it with my son and we just crack up

female sports fan
06-26-2006, 11:29 AM
These threads

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44424
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44772
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44731

I swear I'm really close to putting someone on ignore just to never see her post again. Holy crap.

she is cracking me the fuck up. her intelligence level probably rivals the average 8 year olds

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 11:29 AM
you too midge go check it out dang it

I already joined. My team is the Big Hairy Taints.

Boston George
06-26-2006, 11:31 AM
figured that much

Boston George
06-26-2006, 11:31 AM
melly dont ignore me anymore please

ORION
06-26-2006, 11:51 AM
haha ..Super Troopers is classic !

jman3000
06-26-2006, 12:13 PM
haha ..Super Troopers is classic !

One of the few comedies I can watch over and over again and still laugh at the jokes. So many classic scenes.

ORION
06-26-2006, 12:46 PM
Larry Johnson (Jim Gaffigan): "Uh, sorry about that."
State Trooper Jeff Foster (Paul Soter): "Alright, meow, hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow."
Larry Johnson: "Sorry."
Foster: "There something funny here, boy?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no, no."
Foster: "Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? Alright meow, where were we?"
Larry Johnson: "I'm sorry, are you saying meow?"
Foster: "Am I saying meow?"
Larry Johnson: "I-I-I thought--"
Foster: "Don't think, boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? Meow, what is so damn funny?"
Larry Johnson: "I could have sworn you said meow."
Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no."
Foster: "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?"
Larry Johnson: "No."
Foster: "Well, do you see me eating mice?"
Larry Johnson: "Now, you stop laughing right meow."
Foster: "Yes, sir."
Larry Johnson: "Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one."
Foster: "But--"
Larry Johnson: "No buts meow. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it?"

ORION
06-26-2006, 01:07 PM
swally knockers

ORION
06-26-2006, 01:13 PM
where is everyone

Boston George
06-26-2006, 01:45 PM
bippity boppity boo

ORION
06-26-2006, 01:47 PM
bippity boppity boo
I'll remember that when I'm in San Diego in 2 weeks. I'll even call you and tell you how nice it is

Boston George
06-26-2006, 01:53 PM
san diego german for a whales vagina

atxrocker
06-26-2006, 01:54 PM
I'll remember that when I'm in San Diego in 2 weeks. I'll even call you and tell you how nice it is


do you have family in san diego? i was born in oceanside, right by it. fuck i miss the weather.

ORION
06-26-2006, 01:57 PM
do you have family in san diego? i was born in oceanside, right by it. fuck i miss the weather.
no my company is flying me there to meet them and have a few meetings. They want me to try the fish tacos but I told them "fish taco" means something completly different where I'm from ...

ORION
06-26-2006, 01:57 PM
san diego german for a whales vagina
We agree to disagree

atxrocker
06-26-2006, 02:00 PM
no my company is flying me there to meet them and have a few meetings. They want me to try the fish tacos but I told them "fish taco" means something completly different where I'm from ...


:lmao :lmao

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 03:17 PM
http://x4.putfile.com/2/4916562847.gif

ORION
06-26-2006, 04:03 PM
http://x4.putfile.com/2/4916562847.gif
:lol :lol :lol
now that is hilarious ! as a kid your thinking come on Ultimate Warrior you can do it and now as an adult I would say " WTF" and laugh my ass off.

Boston George
06-26-2006, 05:08 PM
i feel like an alien is about to pop out my stomach man

ORION
06-26-2006, 05:08 PM
i feel like an alien is about to pop out my stomach man
what did you eat for lunch ?

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:10 PM
mcdonalds...man i think i had some bad mayo

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:11 PM
so many days I sit here and wonder if those cows in the field next to me are looking inside my window and wondering what the fuck is that guy doing

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:13 PM
you know they do jason, you know they are like why is that guy looking at us with awe......why does the drool fall so much

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:14 PM
i just took a dump

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:15 PM
and my stomach still hurts

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:15 PM
you know they do jason, you know they are like why is that guy looking at us with awe......why does the drool fall so much
they're saying " look he is getting up again! I told you that guy doesn't do any work !" and then they say " I wonder if he is looking at us"

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:15 PM
and my stomach still hurts
when they say sperm has lots of protein doesn't mean you should drink it as a supplement

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:16 PM
i was just trying to build on my pecks more jason you a**hole why you gotta tell errbody

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:17 PM
hey are you gonna play poker anytime soon with us j man

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:18 PM
i was just trying to build on my pecks more jason you a**hole why you gotta tell errbody
everyone knows about your addiction.

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:19 PM
man i feel like taking a knife to my gut man this is serious pain

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:19 PM
hey are you gonna play poker anytime soon with us j man
I have to play on saturday. Its a $10 buy in.

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:20 PM
man i feel like taking a knife to my gut man this is serious pain
did you eat raw hamburger meat because that will do that to you

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:20 PM
ever since i was knee high to a corn stock....ive been modleling my life after Brodie from Mallrats i even carry around a small dixie cup for soda.....and have a serious comic collection.......and do people take notice...no

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:20 PM
I have to play on saturday. Its a $10 buy in.
WHERE?

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:21 PM
did you eat raw hamburger meat because that will do that to you
I HAD THEIR CHEESESTEAK

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:21 PM
I Love On Fight Club When They Go To That Restraunt, And The Girl Orders Fried Chicken And A Bowl Of Chowder, And Ed Norton Looks To The Kitchen Staff And They All Look At Him And Nod And He's Like Make It Clean Food, And The Waiter Is Like Well Then Might I Suggest That The Lady Doesnt Eat The Chowda

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:22 PM
WHERE?
brother in law's. Its going to be a dealer calls game. Like I was telling you the other day.

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:23 PM
Bump That I'd Rather Play Hold'em No Limit The Whole Point Is To Knock People Out...

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:23 PM
But I Do Enjoy The Occassional 5 Card Draw, 5 Card Stud, 7 Card No Peaks, Baseball, Follow The Bitch, Games Every Now And Then

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:24 PM
I HAD THEIR CHEESESTEAK
they nutted in it ! probably even wiped their sweaty balls across it too

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:25 PM
Bump That I'd Rather Play Hold'em No Limit The Whole Point Is To Knock People Out...
yeah but its family and we don't go for the throat. Its more like who can get the most chips then cash out

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:26 PM
Boo I Dont Like It Like That I Do Tell You That I Like It Like Sandra Though That Girl Is Smooookin

Boston George
06-26-2006, 06:26 PM
Alright Im Outta Here....take Care Guys, One Love!!!

ORION
06-26-2006, 06:34 PM
Alright Im Outta Here....take Care Guys, One Love!!!
you love the tube steak

Das Texan
06-26-2006, 07:51 PM
I learned today that I won an Xbox 360.

jman3000
06-26-2006, 07:58 PM
nice... you plan on keeping it or selling it?

Das Texan
06-26-2006, 08:04 PM
nice... you plan on keeping it or selling it?


i'll probably keep it.


never wanted one though, but i'll keep it. got it for a great price
:lol

jman3000
06-26-2006, 08:16 PM
are you a gamer?

jman3000
06-26-2006, 08:43 PM
i'm posting too much and i'm bored... i'm going for a jog.

Das Texan
06-26-2006, 08:48 PM
are you a gamer?



i was about 10 years ago.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-26-2006, 09:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh56z0LCdWs&search=ministry%20revenge

LOL

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 09:44 PM
Y'all need to step it up in here. The thread is discombobulated. There is no flow. Everybody is trying to go one-on-one.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 09:51 PM
man i feel like taking a knife to my gut man this is serious pain
You need to eat more yogurt for the acidophilus.

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 09:55 PM
Whatever happened to TheFlo?

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 09:58 PM
Whatever happened to TheFlo?
Who dat were?

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 10:21 PM
I just drank a couple of Köstrizer black lagers. I think I may like them better than Guinness Extra Stout.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 10:21 PM
This means the fall of East Germany has benefitted me personally.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 10:22 PM
I don't want Guinness Extra Stout to feel unloved though, so I may go have one now.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 10:23 PM
You people can't handle the truly rich beers. You probably think they taste like used motor oil.

But I have a well-trained palate. Prost!

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 10:24 PM
Seriously

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 10:26 PM
I go to Telluride next week with my wife, my brother, and his wife. I got a call from my brother, who went on the Internet and finally looked up Telluride. "Wow, this place looks pretty cool..." Like he'd never even heard of it.

Uh, yeah. Nebraska was a close second among vacation choices.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 10:27 PM
I'm not very good at being mean and cruel anymore. Somebody come post in here and make me angry.

Jekka
06-26-2006, 10:27 PM
I love me some rich beers - my fridge has been devoid of them for a while though. I should fix that soon.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 10:29 PM
I love me some rich beers - my fridge has been devoid of them for a while though. I should fix that soon.
Thank you Jekka... I'm not the type to put the thread on my back... thanks for sharing the load.

Zoe String
06-26-2006, 10:30 PM
I like Bridgeport, if you're in a domestic mood.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 10:31 PM
Ah yes, the Portland outfit, isn't it? Their Black Strap Stout makes me happy.

KEDA
06-26-2006, 10:39 PM
bread and butter pickles are fucking great!

NASpurs
06-26-2006, 11:01 PM
she is cracking me the fuck up. her intelligence level probably rivals the average 8 year oldsI was getting tired of her but she grew on me. I like reading her stupid shit :lol

Silver21_Black20
06-26-2006, 11:02 PM
Geez...what the fuck happened to this thread?

I haven't posted in here for days cause it sucks.

jman3000
06-26-2006, 11:06 PM
Geez...what the fuck happened to this thread?

I haven't posted in here for days cause it sucks.

did ya miss me?

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 11:06 PM
I agree, this thread is like watching the fourth quarter of a blowout when your team is losing.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 11:07 PM
I weep for this thread.

NASpurs
06-26-2006, 11:07 PM
I think Extra Stout's name is Anthony Stacker.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 11:07 PM
Really, the demise of this thread is may fault. My intrusion was the beginning of the end.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 11:08 PM
I think Extra Stout's name is Anthony Stacker.
I don't know what you're talking about.

NASpurs
06-26-2006, 11:09 PM
mmhmm that's what Anthony Stacker would say

Silver21_Black20
06-26-2006, 11:10 PM
did ya miss me?

Actually.......... :nope

Jekka
06-26-2006, 11:10 PM
Really, the demise of this thread is may fault. My intrusion was the beginning of the end.

You broke it.

jman3000
06-26-2006, 11:12 PM
Actually.......... :nope

damn, i missed you... o well

NASpurs
06-26-2006, 11:12 PM
exactly! Lol!

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 11:13 PM
You broke it.
Yes, I did. The thread was in rhythm, then I posted and everyone was like, "WTF, why is ES posting in here? He's like, smart. WTH?" And the rhythm was broken.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 11:14 PM
mmhmm that's what Anthony Stacker would say
You ain't got nothing on me.

NASpurs
06-26-2006, 11:14 PM
Extra Stout is the new thread killer. Orion has been surpassed.

Zoe String
06-26-2006, 11:15 PM
Yes, I did. The thread was in rhythm, then I posted and everyone was like, "WTF, why is ES posting in here? He's like, smart. WTH?" And the rhythm was broken.
You can't blame yourself. We win as a team, and we lose as a team.

NASpurs
06-26-2006, 11:15 PM
You ain't got nothing on me.midget said you touched his pee pee. I think you should apologize to him right now. Wait he probably liked it... nvm.

Silver21_Black20
06-26-2006, 11:15 PM
damn, i missed you... o well

How was your jog?

Did you pass by Kori's house again?

jman3000
06-26-2006, 11:15 PM
when i get drunk, i get in denial. i constantly say im not drunk and even when i stumble i'll make an excuse and still say im not drunk... how sad is that?

Zoe String
06-26-2006, 11:16 PM
midget said you touched his pee pee. I think you should apologize to him right now. Wait he probably liked it... nvm.
Ew.

jman3000
06-26-2006, 11:16 PM
How was your jog?

Did you pass by Kori's house again?

It was good. I went the opposite way of Kori's house, down Guilbeau towards Bandera.

I think she honked at me again though :smokin

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 11:17 PM
midget said you touched his pee pee. I think you should apologize to him right now. Wait he probably liked it... nvm.
His mother told him never to talk to strangers.

Silver21_Black20
06-26-2006, 11:17 PM
Extra Stout is the new thread killer. Orion has been surpassed.

Damn...that was harsh. You made ES sign off.

midgetonadonkey
06-26-2006, 11:17 PM
Anthony Stacker gave me HIV.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 11:19 PM
Damn...that was harsh. You made ES sign off.
I'm back.

Silver21_Black20
06-26-2006, 11:19 PM
Damn...that was harsh. You made ES sign off.

Nevermind...he is back. Maybe that wasn't harsh enough.

Extra Stout
06-26-2006, 11:20 PM
Seriously, people. Having me carry this thread is like when Devin Brown had to carry the Spurs in the playoffs. It's ugly.

NASpurs
06-26-2006, 11:20 PM
Anthony Stacker fucked my dog. I think he posts here and ends his sentences with :smokin

jman3000
06-26-2006, 11:22 PM
anthony stacker sounds like a bad porn name

Das Texan
06-26-2006, 11:23 PM
anthony stacker gave my dog AIDS.

ShoogarBear
06-26-2006, 11:25 PM
Who dat were?There was a poster called TheFlo. Or, more correctly, TheFlo2. But I don't see him/her listed anymore in the members list. So maybe the SN was changed.

ashbeeigh
06-26-2006, 11:46 PM
Fucking hell. Consolidating loans is a pain in the ass.

jman3000
06-26-2006, 11:50 PM
anthony stacker cares not for loans.

ashbeeigh
06-26-2006, 11:57 PM
Anthony Stacker would just steal the money. No?

jman3000
06-26-2006, 11:58 PM
he'd give the loan agent HIV and run off with the money... so yes... in a way he'd steal it.

ashbeeigh
06-27-2006, 12:00 AM
Ahh, you are more creative than I.

Silver21_Black20
06-27-2006, 12:07 AM
Ugh...who cares!

atxrocker
06-27-2006, 12:09 AM
spanish rice fuckin rocks. i have eaten it my whole life and have not tired of it yet.

jman3000
06-27-2006, 12:10 AM
Ugh...who cares!

story of your life.

Silver21_Black20
06-27-2006, 12:17 AM
story of your life.

Shut It!!

jman3000
06-27-2006, 12:20 AM
Shut It!!
make me.

Silver21_Black20
06-27-2006, 12:33 AM
make me.

Riiiiiiiiiiiight!!

jman3000
06-27-2006, 12:40 AM
this thread sucks ... and i hope i've contributed to that sucking as much as i possibly can.

Silver21_Black20
06-27-2006, 12:49 AM
this thread sucks ... and i hope i've contributed to that sucking as much as i possibly can.

You have. You are probably the main reason why this thread sucks.

jman3000
06-27-2006, 12:51 AM
You have. You are probably the main reason why this thread sucks.

you're one of the big reasons i'm in this thread... so you have only yourself to blame.

TOP-CHERRY
06-27-2006, 12:57 AM
you're one of the big reasons i'm in this thread... so you have only yourself to blame.
aaawwww

I bet Sandra is blushing right now.

TOP-CHERRY
06-27-2006, 01:01 AM
I'm gay.

jman3000
06-27-2006, 01:03 AM
I'm gay.

so i'm assuming that ended whatever chance i had with you in the first place?

jman3000
06-27-2006, 01:04 AM
i'm bored and i'm posting stupid things. i think i'll get a glass of water.

Silver21_Black20
06-27-2006, 01:10 AM
aaawwww

I bet Sandra is blushing right now.

:oops

Kori Ellis
06-27-2006, 01:12 AM
Did Sandra and Jason have sex yet?

jman3000
06-27-2006, 01:26 AM
Did Sandra and Jason have sex yet?

no jinxing allowed please.

Silver21_Black20
06-27-2006, 01:28 AM
Did Sandra and Jason have sex yet?

Holy Shit...that's a rather straight forward question. And the answer is No!

jman3000
06-27-2006, 01:34 AM
dont listen to her kori... she's just flabergasted by all the sex.

jman3000
06-27-2006, 01:37 AM
haha... im gonna shut up now.

Silver21_Black20
06-27-2006, 01:37 AM
dont listen to her kori... she's just flabergasted by all the sex.

Holy Shit...that post just made me laugh out loud.

NASpurs
06-27-2006, 02:06 AM
Holy Shit...that post just made me orgasm.

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-27-2006, 02:11 AM
This seemed approriate.

http://www.cljhealth.com/stacker2.gif

Silver21_Black20
06-27-2006, 02:17 AM
NASpurs... :nope

NASpurs
06-27-2006, 02:21 AM
I just molested Anthony Stacker's dog http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smismokin.gif

-Horry

jman3000
06-27-2006, 03:05 AM
goodnight fuckers.

1Parker1
06-27-2006, 08:04 AM
Did Sandra and Jason have sex yet?

:lmao Damn my match making was a little off with this one....I was trying to hook up Jman and Angel, when I should have been concentrating on Jman and SB21 :pctoss

katyon6th
06-27-2006, 08:07 AM
I go to Telluride next week with my wife, my brother, and his wife. I got a call from my brother, who went on the Internet and finally looked up Telluride. "Wow, this place looks pretty cool..." Like he'd never even heard of it.

Uh, yeah. Nebraska was a close second among vacation choices.



You're married? And your brother is married?

Oh hell.

This ruins everything.