Oh Shit!!! (3)

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't have anything to say jman, that's what I thought.

[atxrocker]

I think atxrocker comes in this thread looking for Blanche.


hehe.. wont lie blanche was funny and provided me with some quality entertainment.. that said i cant come here to contribute otherwise>?

[NASpurs]

Seeing SB in this thread with Team: San Antonio Spurs next to her name brings joy to my life.

[CuckingFunt]

I make an observation about you guys hanging around in the troll forum and maybe coincedently seeing you three together when I see CF post and I get accused of being paranoid? I love revisionist history.


How about you three bukkake CF back to the troll forum? Thanks. :tuBut it's oh so comfy over here. Think I'll stick around.

[NASpurs]

hehe.. wont lie blanche was funny and provided me with some quality entertainment.. that said i cant come here to contribute otherwise>?You're going to have to take up with the elders. Not making this up.

[atxrocker]

How am I being a dick to you? If you guys really think I'm being a dick then go wail somewhere else. You're in the wrong thread for pitty.


not searching for pity, quite the opposite in fact. your inaccurate take on my intentions is the only thing that bothers me. i can take much more than you can dispence.

[Silver21_Black20]

hehe.. wont lie blanche was funny and provided me with some quality entertainment.. that said i cant come here to contribute otherwise>?

Post where the fuck you want.

btw...Blanche is usually in here late at night but not too often.

[Silver21_Black20]

Seeing SB in this thread with Team: San Antonio Spurs next to her name brings joy to my life.

I love my Spurs!!!

[kingsfan]

This thread is usually very lively at night, where is everyone? Did our posse run them off?
http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[atxrocker]

Post where the fuck you want.

btw...Blanche is usually in here late at night but not too often.


cool, thanks for the heads up on blanche. btw, i will post where i want.. hope that does not dampen anyones parade.

[Silver21_Black20]

This thread is usually very lviely at night, where is everyone? Did our posse run them off?
http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

No Kings posse will ever run us out of any thread.

[Silver21_Black20]

cool, thanks for the heads up on blanche. btw, i will post where i want.. hope that does not dampen anyones parade.

All I ask is that you post cool shit in here. No Happy HorseShit!!

[atxrocker]

sb are you gonna watch sin city 2 when it comes out?

[NASpurs]

not searching for pity, quite the opposite in fact. your inaccurate take on my intentions is the only thing that bothers me. i can take much more than you can dispence.:lol

Look what thread you're in buddy and know the facts about where this thread came from to know why I did what I did.

I threw the bait and caught some Kings fans.

[NASpurs]

I love my Spurs!!!Like a ray of sun I tell you.

[kingsfan]

So now we're fish?

[NASpurs]

Oops... read that wrong

[atxrocker]

:lol

Look what thread you're in buddy and know the facts about where this thread came from to know why I did what I did.

I threw the bait and caught some Kings fans.


alright, whatever. can we start over? PLEASE>?

i am nothing more than a poster in this thread, disregard my fav team. i live in austin and am bored at 2:45. will you continue to treat me like a scrub cuz i like the kings?

[CuckingFunt]

I threw the bait and caught some Kings fans.
If you want to think that, you go right on ahead.

I should point out, though, that I never felt the hook.

[NASpurs]

alright, whatever. can we start over? PLEASE>?

i am nothing more than a poster in this thread, disregard my fav team. i live in austin and am bored at 2:45. will you continue to treat me like a scrub cuz i like the kings?As long as you worship Adriana Lima nightly then it's all good :tu

[atxrocker]

As long as you worship Adriana Lima nightly then it's all good :tu

if that is your criteria then i shouldn't have any trouble abiding by that rule.... adriana lima is fuckin hot every night of the week

[NASpurs]

If you want to think that, you go right on ahead.

I should point out, though, that I never felt the hook.That's how subtle I am.

[Silver21_Black20]

sb are you gonna watch sin city 2 when it comes out?

Um...probably not.

[CuckingFunt]

That's how subtle I am.
Or ineffective.

[kingsfan]

How about worshiping some guys? All this testosterone is bad for my healthhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/madrun.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn...NASpurs is having fun in here tonight.

[jman3000]

Don't have anything to say jman, that's what I thought.

you miss me or what?

[Silver21_Black20]

How about worshiping some guys? All this testosterone is bad for my healthhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/madrun.gif

You can post guys in the "Official Hot Guy" thread. Yes...there is one.

[Silver21_Black20]

you miss me or what?

Shit!!!

[jman3000]

Shit!!!

I'll take that as a yes sunshine.

[NASpurs]

Or ineffective.Well I did get all of y'all in here and I did make y'all start talking. I was bored... so sue me.

[kingsfan]

You can post guys in the "Official Hot Guy" thread. Yes...there is one.cool, thanks

[atxrocker]

Um...probably not.


why not? you didn't enjoy pt 1>?

[NASpurs]

Damn kingsfan is a chick? Maybe atxrocker is the one following you two girls :lol

[NASpurs]

I'll take that as a yes sunshine.She is sunshine!

[Silver21_Black20]

why not? you didn't enjoy pt 1>?

Uh...Sin City was ok. I actually had no idea there was gonna be a Sin city 2.

[CuckingFunt]

Well I did get all of y'all in here and I did make y'all start talking. I was bored... so sue me.
A legitimate reason to be proud.

If, of course, it weren't for the fact that your main source of "bait" to get us to start talking was the fact that we were already talking. S'pose you can take some credit for helping to focus the conversation, but that's it.

[atxrocker]

Damn kingsfan is a chick? Maybe atxrocker is the one following you two girls :lol


:lol :lol i do love me some girls. but i am hardly a follower. most nights you will find me here solo.. dont act surprised when we run into eachother again

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll take that as a yes sunshine.


She is sunshine!

Dammit....don't start that shit.

[atxrocker]

Uh...Sin City was ok. I actually had no idea there was gonna be a Sin city 2.


yeah, robert rodriguez has his studio here in austin and they are working on pt 2.. not sure when the release date is. i thought pt 1 was cool enough to check out pt 2. just thought i would give you a heads up.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn kingsfan is a chick? Maybe atxrocker is the one following you two girls :lol
Well, now, you MAY be on to something there.

[CuckingFunt]

yeah, robert rodriguez has his studio here in austin and they are working on pt 2.. not sure when the release date is. i thought pt 1 was cool enough to check out pt 2. just thought i would give you a heads up.
Word is that Salma's going to be in part 2. :spin

If I weren't already planning on being there opening night, that alone would be reason enough.

[Silver21_Black20]

yeah, robert rodriguez has his studio here in austin and they are working on pt 2.. not sure when the release date is. i thought pt 1 was cool enough to check out pt 2. just thought i would give you a heads up.

Thx!

I'm just curious but why are you a Kings fan?

[NASpurs]

A legitimate reason to be proud.

If, of course, it weren't for the fact that your main source of "bait" to get us to start talking was the fact that we were already talking. S'pose you can take some credit for helping to focus the conversation, but that's it.Well I was bored as hell and you were talking about your bed post dildo which could only go so far in a convo. What better way to get some conversation going and make time fly when you bring some controversy?

[jman3000]

She is sunshine!

that's my pet name for her ... get your own.

[jman3000]

Dammit....don't start that shit.

dont act like you dont like the attention... i can bring up your response the first time i called you it.

[NASpurs]

Like a ray of sun I tell you.jman is trying to take credit :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Well I was bored as hell and you were talking about your bed post dildo which could only go so far in a convo. What better way to get some conversation going and make time fly when you bring some controversy?
Technically, it was A dildo. Not MY dildo.

[atxrocker]

Thx!

I'm just curious but why are you a Kings fan?


just love the team really. that and i was born in oceanside, cal.. right by san diego. i have lived in central texas most my life and love it here and consider this my home but just am totally ingulped by the sacramento kings. thats my team and i could never find myself having this feeling towards any texas team. actually i am something of a houston rockets fan and they are by far my favorite texas team. outside of that the only texas teams i support are any/all university of texas teams and the astros.

[Silver21_Black20]

dont act like you dont like the attention... i can bring up your response the first time i called you it.

I don't like the attention. I don't think we are flirting but people seem to think so. So...drop it.

[NASpurs]

Technically, it was A dildo. Not MY dildo.
Better her than me.

The only thing I'd use that monster for is to beat the shit out of whoever gave it to me.Well you did say someone gave it to you but thanks for clearing that up. It was probaby a cast of a horse's dick or something.

[jman3000]

jman is trying to take credit :madrun

that was like 10 minutes ago ... i called her sunshine like 5 days ago

[jman3000]

I don't like the attention. I don't think we are flirting but people seem to think so. So...drop it.

maybe, maybe not.

[Silver21_Black20]

just love the team really. that and i was born in oceanside, cal.. right by san diego. i have lived in central texas most my life and love it here and consider this my home but just am totally ingulped by the sacramento kings. thats my team and i could never find myself having this feeling towards any texas team. actually i am something of a houston rockets fan and they are by far my favorite texas team. outside of that the only texas teams i support are any/all university of texas teams and the astros.

Ah...I see. Good for you, keep supporting your team.

[NASpurs]

that was like 10 minutes ago ... i called her sunshine like 5 days agoWell you can have it. I don't think she enjoys being called that although it may be her hard ass front.

[CuckingFunt]

Well you did say someone gave it to you but thanks for clearing that up.
No I didn't. I said that if someone gave such a dildo to me, I would use it to beat the shit out of them.

Just to make sure we're all the way clear.

[atxrocker]

NA- btw, i love costa rica. is that where you live?

[jman3000]

Well you can have it. I don't think she enjoys being called that although it may be her hard ass front.

whatever... the truth is i need to find a real girl instead of pining after girls online like a hermit.

fuck i hate being single.

[NASpurs]

No I didn't. I said that if someone gave such a dildo to me, I would use it to beat the shit out of them.

Just to make sure we're all the way clear.:tu

I don't even think you would enjoy something that big unless you took yoga or something.

[Silver21_Black20]

kingsfan better be posting pics of hot guys in the Official thread.

[NASpurs]

NA- btw, i love costa rica. is that where you live?I'm from there. I live in San Antonio right now.

Have you been to CR?

[atxrocker]

whatever... the truth is i need to find a real girl instead of pining after girls online like a hermit.

fuck i hate being single.


odd cause i rather enjoy being single most of the time.. come see some of these university of texas at austin girls and you may change your mind

[Silver21_Black20]

whatever... the truth is i need to find a real girl instead of pining after girls online like a hermit.

fuck i hate being single.

If you would fix your damn car you could go to all the hotspots in SA.

[jman3000]

odd cause i rather enjoy being single most of the time.. come see some of these university of texas at austin girls and you may change your mind

it's not bad i guess... im just not a "hook up" kinda guy. that and i got out of a fairly long relationship recently so it makes it worse.

[atxrocker]

I'm from there. I live in San Antonio right now.

Have you been to CR?

indeed. my cousin got married at an all inclusive resort there and i had a blast. its a beautiful country. some parts are very poor but i want to go back so bad.

[kingsfan]

No not yet, sorry I got distracted

[jman3000]

If you would fix your damn car you could go to all the hotspots in SA.

lmao @ hotspots in sa ... if you can't already tell, i'm pretty shitty in regards to acting around girls. trust me, going to the "hotspots" would just make me look more like a fool.

[NASpurs]

whatever... the truth is i need to find a real girl instead of pining after girls online like a hermit.

fuck i hate being single.After reading that story about that girl that screwed you over, I hope you get someone awesome :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

lmao @ hotspots in sa ... if you can't already tell, i'm pretty shitty in regards to acting around girls. trust me, going to the "hotspots" would just make me look more like a fool.

You are probably right. Then quit fucking bitching.

[atxrocker]

it's not bad i guess... im just not a "hook up" kinda guy. that and i got out of a fairly long relationship recently so it makes it worse.


i feel you bro. i have been there before. guess i am enough of a slob that my thick skin has helped my immunity to those type of regrets.

[NASpurs]

indeed. my cousin got married at an all inclusive resort there and i had a blast. its a beautiful country. some parts are very poor but i want to go back so bad.Yeah well you can say that about any country but we have a 95% literary rate so that's something we're proud of.

But yeah it's very beautiful. I haven't been there since 1993 when I was 11 so I can't say I remember a lot about it. I might go there next summer though.

Do you remember what area you stayed at?

[jman3000]

it's my friends 21st bday manana ... so hopefully something comes outta that.

[jman3000]

You are probably right. Then quit fucking bitching.

:flipoff

I feel like Marklar now getting all emo.

:pctoss

[NASpurs]

it's my friends 21st bday manana ... so hopefully something comes outta that.You getting drunk legally?

[Silver21_Black20]

it's my friends 21st bday manana ... so hopefully something comes outta that.

No one cares!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Anyhoo...my work here is done for the night. Peace!!

[NASpurs]

Like a ray of sun I tell you

[jman3000]

You getting drunk legally?

I'm already old enough to drink, but she plans on going to a club and I rarely go, so I might meet somebody there. Although I think if youre going to a club to look for somebody you're looking in the wrong place.

[NASpurs]

I'm already old enough to drink, but she plans on going to a club and I rarely go, so I might meet somebody there. Although I think if youre going to a club to look for somebody you're looking in the wrong place.You seem like the guy that isn't looking for a one nighter, so yeah it's the wrong place.

Usually a friend hooking you up with someone cool or you working your mojo at school is the safest bet for that right person.

[jman3000]

fuck everyone ... i'm going to bed.

[atxrocker]

fuck everyone ... i'm going to bed.


im with you dude. check ya'll tomorrow

[Kori Ellis]

im with you dude.

You are going to bed with him?

[kingsfan]

You are going to bed with him?http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif
On that note I'll join them. Hmm, 2 guyshttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smitu.gif

[Insomniac]

fuck everyone ... i'm going to bed.

:flipoff

[NASpurs]

Um... they have sleep aids nowadays for your problem.

[Kori Ellis]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif
On that note I'll join them. Hmm, 2 guyshttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smitu.gif

:lol

I didn't know you were a girl. Make your avatar something girly :)

[Das Texan]

god damn.


this fucking nightly flirting is getting annoying. that shit shouldnt be allowed in this fucking thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

Das Texan makes an excellent point.

[Extra Stout]

Das Texan makes an excellent point.
Then both of you stop your senseless bitching and do something constructive.

Start an e-make out thread for SB and jman.

Otherwise, STFU.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's pretty badass. I wrote for my college paper for a semester but I got fired because I kept making up the stories I was writing. I was never good at writing about facts, I would much rather make shit up. But good luck with it dude. Having endured over 18 hours of journalism classes, I admire anyone that can make it a career.

Thanks, Midge.

As far as the firing...what kind of shit did you make up?

[SpursWoman]

That David Schwimmer was extorting Rolex watches from charities to make appearances at fundraisers.

[Silver21_Black20]

I hate this fucking thread.

[katyon6th]

I'm partial to the crunchy clusters.

[Tybalt]

I hate this fucking thread.
SB should not be talking about the house that batman built like this

[Tybalt]

Tonight, Superfly fridays featuring dj double R,
$3 bacardi
$3 Kamakazes
all night long
at Club Pure......(formely Club Omega)

see ya there

[Tybalt]

luck be a lady tonight

[midgetonadonkey]

Thanks, Midge.

As far as the firing...what kind of shit did you make up?

I was assigned to write stories about different students on campus and talk about their hobbies, interests and shit like that. I would never actually talk to any students, I would make up names and stuff about their lives. When the editor found out none of the students actually existed, she was pissed and fired me.

[Tybalt]

suck it midge

[midgetonadonkey]

Eat my shit batman.

[Marklar MM]

yo quiero taco bell
http://www.everwonder.com/david/tacobell/2.jpg

[Boston George]

bite me midge

[Silver21_Black20]

god damn.


this fucking nightly flirting is getting annoying. that shit shouldnt be allowed in this fucking thread.

The only shit that shouldn't be allowed in this fucking thread is people like you calling it flirting. I've been in these types of threads, conversing with different people all the damn time. It is nothing new. Get the fuck over it.

[Silver21_Black20]

Das Texan makes an excellent point.

And you just need to shut the fuck up!

[Silver21_Black20]

Then both of you stop your senseless bitching and do something constructive.

Start an e-make out thread for SB and jman.

Otherwise, STFU.

Sounds like you are doing quite a bit of senseless bitching too so you can shut the fuck up as well.

[Silver21_Black20]

SB should not be talking about the house that batman built like this

This isn't the house of batman. You made Oh Shit!!! and it was a great fucking thread. Oh Shit!!! (2) and (3) do not compare.

[Boston George]

And you just need to shut the fuck up!
damn i love you so much SB please come away with me

[Boston George]

come away with me and i will write you a sonngggg.......and i wanna wake up in the rain, on a cloudy day....somewhere the grass grows knee high, so wont you try....to come...come away with me in the night...........come away with me and ill....never stop....loving youuuuuu

[Boston George]

why is orion such a fruit?? the world may never know

[Boston George]

1p1 why are you always disappearing on me only to reappear in my dreams?

[Boston George]

midge will you be my diego

[Boston George]

SB mi corazon es en fuego para ti

[Silver21_Black20]

Boston George, what a great name.

I love that movie.

[Boston George]

thank you SB im glad i got your approval

[Boston George]

Melly Melly Melly Oh My God Melly!!!!!

[Boston George]

melly melly melly melly!!!!!

[Boston George]

damn she threw a hardcore diss and ignored me my melly chants

[Silver21_Black20]

Mel hasn't really been in this thread lately. I think, she thinks it is a disgrace.

[Boston George]

She Was Just In Here And Is In Here Right Now

[Melmart1]

Mel hasn't really been in this thread lately. I think, she thinks it is a disgrace.

:tu

[ORION]

hey midge do you want to go fishing next weekend. don't tell batman

[SpursWoman]

:tu

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/wassa.gif

[Boston George]

hey midge do you want to go fishing next weekend. don't tell batman
orion will die for his backstabbing ways

[Boston George]

melly would be wise as to appreciate the return of me...here to the forum why would she disobey a direct order to speak to me...you will pay for your disobeyment

[Jekka]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/wassa.gif

:lol You found the glitter!!

[ORION]

yeah midge we had a blast the last time we went fishing ! Cuban women in life rafts will do anything for water ....am I right ?!?!

[Boston George]

I'm trying to get Boston George and Diego money..cause i wanna buy my own island too

[Boston George]

cause you see were born, born...born......born to be alive

[Boston George]

by waving my hands in the air like i just don't care doesnt that just make my look like a monkey?

[Boston George]

kira can i pet you?? without you biting that is?

[Melmart1]

:madrun

[katyon6th]

kira can i pet you?? without you biting that is?

Are you saying I'm a fucking animal?????

[kingsfan]

:lol

I didn't know you were a girl. Make your avatar something girly :)
What do you suggest? Flowers or something? I'm open to ideas.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ShoogarBear]

What do you suggest? Flowers or something? I'm open to ideas.


Tradition around here is a your picture wearing a bra.

[kingsfan]

That shit aint happening.

[2Blonde]

Two cats are fucking outside my window. It's strangely erotic.


I have it on good authority that there is nothing more authentic than cat pussy.


are those cats still fucking?


Unfortunately not.


Midge,
Why are you so obsessed with cats fucking???

[ShoogarBear]

That shit aint happening.

I took a shot.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge,
Why are you so obsessed with cats fucking???

I'm not obsessed. I just found it amusing.

[midgetonadonkey]

hey midge do you want to go fishing next weekend. don't tell batman

Fuck yeah. I'll bring the heroin and you bring the fishing poles.

[midgetonadonkey]

Slayer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Thanks to OSC I will be in attendence at the Slayer show tonight. Necks and noses will be broken.

[ORION]

theres nothing like falling off bob hall pier at night from a heroin induced coma

[ORION]

Slayer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take pictures of the topless chicks !

[midgetonadonkey]

I see what I can do.

[Silver21_Black20]

theres nothing like falling off bob hall pier at night from a heroin induced coma

Oh...I love Bob Hall Pier. Really.

[ORION]

Oh...I love Bob Hall Pier. Really.
its so romantic .......

[midgetonadonkey]

Bob Hall pier is nice.

I miss Corpus. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

its so romantic .......

Is that why you are trying to get me out there with you?

[Silver21_Black20]

its so romantic .......

It is. I've been going to that pier to fish since I was little.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to slow dance on the moonlit beach with Orion.

[ORION]

I want to slow dance on the moonlit beach with Orion.
Fuck slow dance I want to "Freak" in the moonlight
^my 2nd gayest post^

[ORION]

It is. I've been going to that pier to fish since I was little.
for me its too windy and when you cast your bait you run out of line before it hits the water because its so high up

[midgetonadonkey]

I never liked fishing out in the surf. I liked going out to baffin bay where the water is calmer.

[ORION]

I never liked fishing out in the surf. I liked going out to baffin bay where the water is calmer.
I want to go to baffin but we don't know the area too well and my brother is afraid to hit a rock. In the next couple of weeks we are going to take some kayaks and hit the lighthouse trails in corpus

[mcornelio]

Hey... Im New To The So Called Quatto... Is This Like The Post A Bunch Of Shit When U Have Nothing Better To Do Thread?

[katyon6th]

Hey... Im New To The So Called Quatto... Is This Like The Post A Bunch Of Shit When U Have Nothing Better To Do Thread?

Cheating bastards need to get the fuck out.

[SpursWoman]

I {heart} my new truck.


Now I can run over everyone. :tu :nerd

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Thanks to OSC I will be in attendence at the Slayer show tonight. Necks and noses will be broken.


fucking awesome dude, so she really hooked you up? Sweet

i'm going tommorow at grand prairie
will you be in the pit? i have seats kinda far

[mcornelio]

Cheating bastards need to get the fuck out.
i see a bunch of other cheating bastards in here... so if i didnt know any better i would say this is the cheating bastards thread

[katyon6th]

Oh man, Midge, this guy I work with was so depressed because he couldn't get tickets to see Slayer. You lucky motherfucker.

That was nice of OSC.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge let me know how the opening bands pan out

i heard one of the names of the opening bands is Mastodon. Sounds pretty dominant.

[MannyIsGod]

Hey CBF, Mookie called me tonight to go to Eagle Pass. :lol

I told him I was going to alert the authorities to his location and pick up the reward for his warrants.

[ShoogarBear]

Mookie called you because he needed a ride?

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey... Im New To The So Called Quatto... Is This Like The Post A Bunch Of Shit When U Have Nothing Better To Do Thread?

Just cause you said, "Quatto"...get the fuck out.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Hey CBF, Mookie called me tonight to go to Eagle Pass. :lol

I told him I was going to alert the authorities to his location and pick up the reward for his warrants.


mookie is such a fag

he wants to go to eagle pass every single weekend, yet supposedly he's been blowing his money on tattoos

he probably just wants to meet up with you to mooch off you

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Right now Midge is living his dream of hearing a live version of "South of Heaven"

[Rocky Dennis]

I like heavy metal. My biker buddies are always listening to Judas Priest.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I got a 12pk and it allllllllllllllllll mine.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yep

right about now, midge's chode has officially exploded
:smchode:

i can't wait for tommorow

[Silver21_Black20]

Man, I got a 12pk and it allllllllllllllllll mine.

Of what?

[MannyIsGod]

Bud Light. Its shit, but its cheap, easy to drink, and it gets the job done.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I got an 18 pack of coors would have killed it tonight if i didn't have to go to work in 5 minutes :smchode:

[MannyIsGod]

Bud Light > Miller Light > Coors

[MannyIsGod]

Man, fuck work. Come over CBF. I'm only 5 hours away.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

bill miller > coors > manny

[MannyIsGod]

We'll get tore up, eat some Bill Millers, and talk shit about Neo Cons

[MannyIsGod]

ahhahahahah

[MannyIsGod]

And listen to Rage.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Man, fuck work. Come over CBF. I'm only 5 hours away.

lol that sounds like something mookie would say

i gotta do some bOWLshit so after this beer im outta here

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i thought you hated Rage

[Cant_Be_Faded]

DUDE

right now midge is listening to SLAYER LIVE

SLAYERRR

[MannyIsGod]

Mookie and ThisPego are taking money from stupid mexicans right now.

[MannyIsGod]

I don't hate rage. I hate Zach.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm a little dissapointed I will miss the closing sequences of 20/20

[MannyIsGod]

Midge is my 2nd favorite poster. CuckingFunt passed him up in the rankings.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Mookie and ThisPego are taking money from stupid mexicans right now.


i would bet 10 bucks on them not being there

he asks me to go to kickapoo every friday since 2004
I just called him and he didnt answer, he's probably at work taking flack from his Scientologist bosses

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Midge is my 2nd favorite poster. CuckingFunt passed him up in the rankings.



that's funny because i was thinking midge = cf

[Cant_Be_Faded]

fred hoiberg on 20/20

poor dude, he had no idea about his aorta until that routine physical
got lucky there i suppose

[Silver21_Black20]

midge=aiiiight

[MannyIsGod]

That may very well be teh case.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm watching 20/20 also.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

off to work i go

rofl, wearing spurs gear in dallas is so fun

[CuckingFunt]

that's funny because i was thinking midge = cf
CuckingFunt = nobody but CuckingFunt.

Y'all got a real case of troll paranoia around here. :spin

[Kori Ellis]

CuckingFunt = nobody but CuckingFunt.



She speaks the truth.

[MannyIsGod]

Jess left for happy hour 5 hours ago. Thats one long happy hour.

[jman3000]

Jess left for happy hour 5 hours ago. Thats one long happy hour.

You should have left her a note outlining how long she would be out and what is acceptable behavior on her trip.

-ashbeeigh

[MannyIsGod]

hahahahaha

[MannyIsGod]

She didn't leave me a note, am I allowed to have sex/

[Das Texan]

She didn't leave me a note, am I allowed to have sex/


no note = can do as you wish.

[Nesterofish]

no note = can do as you wish.
That sounds fishy to me.

[angel_luv]

Nesterofish[/B]]That sounds fishy to me.


Oh. My. Gosh.




You wicked trolls. :lol

[atxrocker]

hey angel, was that pic in your avatar taken this season?

[midgetonadonkey]

S L A Y A ! ! ! !

[jman3000]

Fuck. You. Guys.




You shithead trolls :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm in a great mood tonight. Not even jman can piss me off tonight.

[Zombie]

I'm in a great mood tonight. Not even jman can piss me off tonight.
you sure?????

[ashbeeigh]

You should have left her a note outlining how long she would be out and what is acceptable behavior on her trip.

-ashbeeigh


haha. :flipoff, it was a conversation. Get over it, all of you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Suck dog nuts ashbeeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck?!?

[midgetonadonkey]

I just pushed a log of my shit through my teeth and then rubbed it all over my chiseled pecks. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

All the hot guys call me Joshy while they push my shit back in. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm too much of a pussy to come in here and defend myself. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

Jman3000 and I just 69'd. :smokin


-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

Jman3000 just shot a load in my ass and then sucked it out. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I just ripped my own dick off and then fucked my own ass with it. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I just murdered a 12 year old runaway boy, ripped his eyeballs out and then skull fucked him. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I cry on the top bunk when I can't find an infant to rape. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn Kori is in here. I hope I'm not in trouble.

[midgetonadonkey]

She's gone. Let the -Horry posts continue.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was in a 19 man gangbang on my 19th birthday. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I just jammed both my fists up my ass now all the keys on my keyboard are brown. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I just gave 1Billups1 a rimjob. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn I wish I had a copy of that badass -Horry post I made about him chopping up the homeless dude and fucking the different parts of his body. That one is kick ass.

Actually, I wish I had all my -Horry posts from the Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

Kori, do you think you can pm me that -Horry post from the Quattro?

[midgetonadonkey]

I borrowed a double sided dildo from Melmart and used it with Jman3000. We went ass to ass. :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I want my previous -Horry posts!!

[midgetonadonkey]

SilBlack is good people. I enjoy her.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

fucking shit work sucks

midget how was the concert

[Cant_Be_Faded]

rofl

i randomly put it on MSNBC and they're doing a show about suckering in internet pedophiles, then busting them when they show up

this one dude named himself Meatrocket8 and drove 2 hours to meet up with them and now he's sweating like a pig and was like 'i just came here to hang out and talk i swear'

[jman3000]

lmao @ "meatrocket8"

[Jekka]

rofl

i randomly put it on MSNBC and they're doing a show about suckering in internet pedophiles, then busting them when they show up

this one dude named himself Meatrocket8 and drove 2 hours to meet up with them and now he's sweating like a pig and was like 'i just came here to hang out and talk i swear'

Manny and I laughed our asses off the other night when we saw "Meatrocket8" on MSNBC. It was really funny, until I remembered he was there to molest a child. Then that guy tried to kill himself and I laughed again.

[MannyIsGod]

meatrocket 8!

[jman3000]

i can't think of a funnier name for a pedophile then meatrocket8

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The dude was sweating like a pig

and they asked if he had condoms and he said yes, and they were like why would you need condoms to talk to someone

[NASpurs]

Movie theaters on a Friday night suck. Get these fucking teenagers out of there. :pctoss

[jman3000]

You can blow them up and make little dogs or something. It's a great ice breaker.

[Jekka]

Oh I forgot he was the sweating guy - he was sweating buckets, it was gross. All the guys said they were "just going to talk" ... why even pretend? One of those guys was a few days away from starting his sentence for a previous identical charge.

And really, like someone with the name "Meatrocket8" has any agenda other than satisfying his meat rocket (which was probably no where near 8).

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i am never letting my daughters use the internet

[NASpurs]

i am never letting my daughters use the internet:tu

I think the internet is way scarier than meeting a guy somewhere else.

[MannyIsGod]

Movie theaters on a Friday night suck. Get these fucking teenagers out of there. :pctossRight fucking on. Jess and I went to see the last Xmen movie at the Quarry on a Friday. I wanted to kill those bitches.

[Jekka]

:tu

I think the internet is way scarier than meeting a guy somewhere else.

The scariest guy I've ever dated I met in person, and the most functional relationship I've ever had - with Manny - started with meeting him online. You just have to be responsible about it - talk to the person for a while, meet in a public place, get there early so they don't know what car you're driving, etc. I've never had a bad experience meeting people I know from online, but I take all the precautions.

[NASpurs]

Right fucking on. Jess and I went to see the last Xmen movie at the Quarry on a Friday. I wanted to kill those bitches.The Quarry on a Friday night is the worst. I went to Live Oak thinking it probably wasn't going to be packed... I was so wrong. They form their little groups outside of the theater and are loud as hell. Then while we were watching "Click" they have to say something stupid out loud.

I feel old saying all of this since I'm not really that far removed from being a teenager but fuck all of them. Going to the theater on a weekday a little bit after noon is the way to go. :tu

[Kori Ellis]

The scariest guy I've ever dated I met in person, and the most functional relationship I've ever had - with Manny - started with meeting him online. You just have to be responsible about it - talk to the person for a while, meet in a public place, get there early so they don't know what car you're driving, etc. I've never had a bad experience meeting people I know from online, but I take all the precautions.

Good advice.

And ditto for me. I met a lot of not-so good guys in person, and I met LJ online.

[NASpurs]

The scariest guy I've ever dated I met in person, and the most functional relationship I've ever had - with Manny - started with meeting him online. You just have to be responsible about it - talk to the person for a while, meet in a public place, get there early so they don't know what car you're driving, etc. I've never had a bad experience meeting people I know from online, but I take all the precautions.See you're a smart girl and you show it. There's a ton of stupid girls out there and a lot of fucking perverts as well.

But yeah if you take precautions, are older and mature it's not bad but if I was a parent, I wouldn't want my daughters to talk to guys online and even less going out and meeting them. It would scare me to death.

I've had really good relationships online with people so I understand why they would like to meet them but being the parent, you don't know who they are. It's just a scary thought to me.

[jman3000]

the 1 date i've ever had resulting from meeting a girl online was a disaster. all of my prior relationships had formed from friendships, so by the time it came to date or whatever i could handle myself. i was fumbling and bumbling all over the place with the girl i met online... it was a sad sight.

[NASpurs]

Actually I've had great relationships online I think. I talk to these two girls online on and off and I can clearly say that they really do mean a lot to me. It's not the same in real life where I just usually shrug people off a lot since I get annoyed and fraustrated with people rather easily.

And I understand perfectly clear but people online still has this feeling of anonymousity and uncertainity that it just can't shake off until you meet those people offline.

[NASpurs]

the 1 date i've ever had resulting from meeting a girl online was a disaster. all of my prior relationships had formed from friendships, so by the time it came to date or whatever i could handle myself. i was fumbling and bumbling all over the place with the girl i met online... it was a sad sight.Did you two still ended up dating after the first date?

I bet it was like you knew her and know her personality but it was like going on a date with a stranger when you two ended up on the date.

[jman3000]

Did you two still ended up dating after the first date?

I bet it was like you knew her and know her personality but it was like going on a date with a stranger when you two ended up on the date.

we didn't date again... i felt she was outta my league to be honest.

and yes... that's exactly how i felt.

[jman3000]

maybe outta my league isn't the right wording .... more like too high maintenance.

[NASpurs]

Oh yeah I wanna thank Jekka for the alcohol in the ear advice. It's working like a charm. Seems like I had an infection as well besides the water but it's going away. :tu