Oh Shit!!! (3)

[midgetonadonkey]

The cornholio guy is getting his ass rammed by a bunch of angry broads. He is a douche for admitting to cheating.

[midgetonadonkey]

Panocha is a fantastic word. I'm naming my first daughter Panocha.

[Silver21_Black20]

The cornholio guy is getting his ass rammed by a bunch of angry broads. He is a douche for admitting to cheating.

He should have kept his damn mouth shut.

[NASpurs]

Oh, I see.

Can it also mean that she's looking for a witness (testigo) so she has an excuse to incriminate him? So she can leave him?

Yeah?yo no estoy pa´ crucigrama
ni tu para masoquista,
ya no sueñas viajes al caribe
por tu rol de detective y mi papel del fugitivo
yo busco un sueño y tu un testigo.

I'm not here as a crossword puzzle
And not as a masochist
You don't dream about traveling to the Caribbean
for your roll as a dectective and my roll as a fugitive
I'm looking for a dream and you for a witness.

It sounds kind of vague to me :lol

[ORION]

he could of gotten e-laid but he messed that up

[ORION]

Panocha is a fantastic word. I'm naming my first daughter Panocha.
what about bobalina

[TOP-CHERRY]

Oh, I see.

Can it also mean that she's looking for a witness (testigo) so she has an excuse to incriminate him? So she can leave him?

Yeah?
I mean like as a detective, she wants to dig up any bad characteristics he has or reasons to blame him for stuff so it'll be easier for her to leave ... ya know?

I don't know.

[TOP-CHERRY]

yo no estoy pa´ crucigrama
ni tu para masoquista,
ya no sueñas viajes al caribe
por tu rol de detective y mi papel del fugitivo
yo busco un sueño y tu un testigo.

I'm not here as a crossword puzzle
And not as a masochist
You don't dream about traveling to the Caribbean
for your roll as a dectective and my roll as a fugitive
I'm looking for a dream and you for a witness.

It sounds kind of vague to me :lol
hahaha, yeah I'm known for thinking a little way too much into what things mean.

Maybe I just have a creative mind.

[Extra Stout]

I actually know a little bit of german ... I know more german then I do spanish which boggles my mind.
You're so special.

[TOP-CHERRY]

HELL YEAH, I HEAR THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&^%#@!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!@#$%^&%$#@!@#$%^&*%$@!@#$

this makes me oh, so happy

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like killing a cat.

[MannyIsGod]

I heard thunder too. Where do you live Cherry?

[jman3000]

You're so special.

:elephant

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 7 (6 members and 1 guests)
midgetonadonkey, MannyIsGod, NASpurs, ORION, 1Billups1+, katyon6th

What the fuck?!?! Answer me!! Why the fuck do you ignore my pms? You piece of shit. Just post something.

[NASpurs]

midge has 1Billups1 on his buddy list. Cute

[midgetonadonkey]

I follow that bastard from thread to thread. I'm going to find out what he's up to.

[midgetonadonkey]

Post God Damn You!!!

[TOP-CHERRY]

I heard thunder too. Where do you live Cherry?
Northeast

[NASpurs]

NortheastWhere at?! I live by Converse.

[TOP-CHERRY]

You want my address?

[midgetonadonkey]

I represent the southeast bitches!!

[midgetonadonkey]

You want my address?

Can I have your address? I will have a pizza delivered to you.

[Silver21_Black20]

I represent the southeast bitches!!

Ditto!!

[NASpurs]

You want my address?It would be easier by kind of weird so no

Just say by where :lol

Schertz? Universal City? Windcrest?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I just ate pizza.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck, I want pizza.

[MannyIsGod]

Midge you can have my address!

[TOP-CHERRY]

It would be easier by kind of weird so no

Just say by where :lol

Schertz? Universal City? Windcrest?
by Woodlawn park

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I need to pay the Pizza Patron a visit.

[MannyIsGod]

Shit, Jess and I had pizza for lunch.

[Jekka]

Midge you can have my address!

Just be sure to tell the dude not to park in the driveway, midge. That is very important to Manny.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge you can have my address!

Can I send you a pizza?

[midgetonadonkey]

I sent Orion a dozen roses yesterday and I have yet to hear him say thank you.

[Silver21_Black20]

I just ate but I'm hungry again.

[NASpurs]

by Woodlawn parklol Westsider

I forgot you went to Jefferson

[ORION]

I want to fuck a pizza.
I like mushrooms myself

[midgetonadonkey]

I just ate but I'm hungry again.

Do you want me to send you a pizza?

[Silver21_Black20]

I sent Orion a dozen roses yesterday and I have yet to hear him say thank you.

I bet if you were to send him sunflower seeds, he'd give you more than just a thank you.

[angel_luv]

Why are you hungry again? Have Chinese, Sil?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I heard NASpurs is really Puertorican. He's been lying to us.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha Puerto Ricans.

[NASpurs]

I heard NASpurs is really Puertorican. He's been lying to us.Well I lived in Puerto Rico for a year.

[TOP-CHERRY]

lol Westsider

I forgot you went to Jefferson
what the hell is that supposed to mean

Do you want me to send you a pizza?
midge is just gonna send everyone a pizza then make us pay when it gets here

[ORION]

I sent Orion a dozen roses yesterday and I have yet to hear him say thank you.
I said thank you last night and twice this morning .......

^ my gayest post ^

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you want me to send you a pizza?

Mmmm...Rome's Pizza :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

Why are you hungry again? Have Chinese, Sil?

My brother-in-law made stir-fry but when I went to go get seconds, it was all gone :depressed

[angel_luv]

Betty White ( Rose from Golden Girls) is on CBS' Game Show Marathon right now.

[NASpurs]

what the hell is that supposed to meanDoesn't mean anything.

[angel_luv]

3rd Coast is one of the celebrity contestants. :lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm just joking with you

[angel_luv]

Tonight's game show is Match Game.

Dumb Dora was so dumb she went to a shower wearing nothing but a ___________

I said Bib.

Whatshername said Towel.

Three celebs said shower cap.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I almost died today.

[TOP-CHERRY]

almost had a car accident

[angel_luv]

Next question:


Paris Hilton wants to be a contestant on the next survivor but I ca';t imagine her going 39 days without_________

I said shopping.
Lance said bathing.

2 celebs for shopping :elephant

Haha Betty White said reading. :lol

[angel_luv]

I'm so sorry Cherry- just saw your post.

What happened?

[angel_luv]

Lorraine said it is weird being married to a dentist.. right before we make love he says________


Lance said: Brush your teeth.

Someone said mine.. but I am not posting it :oops

1 celeb for brush your teeth

This year holly wood is hosting the plastic surgery awards. they are planning on giving the lifetime acheivement award to__________

I said Joan Rivers
Kathy said the same.

5 out of 6 celebs for Joan Rivers

I went to a wedding where an exotic dancer got married.. it was a lot of fun because all the bridesmaids were wearing blank.

Kathy said tassels

Betty White (the one she had to match) said belly studs.

And now I am bored with this show.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm so sorry Cherry- just saw your post.

What happened?
My friend was coming off an exit too fast, and almost hit the car in front of us. It was kinda scary. Good thing her car has really good breaks.

I might have exaggerated the almost dying part.

[midgetonadonkey]

smegma

[midgetonadonkey]

That word is funny.

smegma

[angel_luv]

My friend was coming off an exit too fast, and almost hit the car in front of us. It was kinda scary. Good thing her car has really good breaks.

I might have exaggerated the almost dying part.

Car accidents are really scary.

Since my only bad one (and I wasn't seriously injured, thank God) I don't like the bumper cars at carnivals anymore because they bring back bad memories.

Is your back okay? Any whip lash?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Yeah I'm okay, thank you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm glad Cherry is okay. My life would not be the same without her.

[TOP-CHERRY]

My life wouldn't be the same without me, either.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit when did I go over 10k posts???? I wanted it to be something extremely crass and banworthy.

[Silver21_Black20]

That sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes Sandra. It does suck. It sucks more than jman sucks NASpurs' nuts.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just stuck my fist in a paraplegic, ripped his colon out and fucked it. :smokin

-Horry

[Silver21_Black20]

Yes Sandra. It does suck. It sucks more than jman sucks NASpurs' nuts.

Ah...interesting.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ah...interesting.

Yes Sandra. It is interesting.

[Silver21_Black20]

Yes Sandra. It is interesting.

I see.

[midgetonadonkey]

I see.

Yes Sandra. You do see.

[Silver21_Black20]

Yes Sandra. You do see.

Gotcha!

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

clam jousting

:lmao

[jman3000]

post whores

[midgetonadonkey]

post whores

Your mom is the post whore. I paid her $10 to suck my post.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao

clam jousting

:lmao

I don't get it...

[Silver21_Black20]

post whores

You're one to talk, stalker!!

[jman3000]

I don't get it...

story of your life.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't get it...

I was looking through urbandictionary.com and I found it. The definition is as follows:

clam jousting:
When two lesbians get together for some action and rub their vagina's together. IE: The lady's clams have a good old tussle

[katyon6th]

I was looking through urbandictionary.com and I found it. The definition is as follows:

clam jousting:
When two lesbians get together for some action and rub their vagina's together. IE: The lady's clams have a good old tussle

Oh! What fun!

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh! What fun!

Maybe you should pm Melmart.

[jman3000]

Oh! What fun!
Maybe you and Midge can rub clams?

[ShoogarBear]

The cornholio guy is getting his ass rammed by a bunch of angry broads. He is a douche for admitting to cheating.Really, WTF? I mean, I wouldn't start a thread asking what I should do with the bodies of my three dead neighbors . . .










Oh, shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

story of your life.

Nobody was talking to you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe you and Midge can rub clams?

Maybe you can send your mom over to her place to rub clams with Katy. I'm sure she would provide a freebie if you ask her to.

[ShoogarBear]

Tonight's game show is Match Game.

Dumb Dora was so dumb she went to a shower wearing nothing but a ___________

I said Bib.

Whatshername said Towel.

Three celebs said shower cap.WTF? "Bib"?

Dora ain't the only one who's dumb.

[jman3000]

Nobody was talking to you.

20 seconds after you posted that you called me a stalker ... i'll be damned nobody was talking to me.

[Silver21_Black20]

20 seconds after you posted that you called me a stalker ... i'll be damned nobody was talking to me.

In this instance...nobody was talking to you.

[jman3000]

In this instance...nobody was talking to you.

and when has that ever been something to keep either of us from commenting on something?

[Silver21_Black20]

and when has that ever been something to keep either of us from commenting on something?

Oh...Shut It!!

[jman3000]

Oh...Shut It!!

:wakeup

[Silver21_Black20]

:wakeup

:pctoss

[jman3000]

:pctoss

You're killing the :pctoss guy.

[Silver21_Black20]

You're killing the :pctoss guy.

So are you.

[jman3000]

So are you.

I don't think I've used him today to be honest.

:wakeup

[Marklar MM]

:corn: This is a pretty good show.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't think I've used him today to be honest.

:wakeup

Nobody cares!!

And why in the hell are you using the "wakeup" guy?

[jman3000]

:corn: This is a pretty good show.

Go listen to Fall Out Boy and try on your new clothes. This is 2 adults having a very serious argument.

[jman3000]

Nobody cares!!

And why in the hell are you using the "wakeup" guy?

You do ... and if you don't like him I'll switch to this cool guy:

:madrun :madrun :madrun

[Silver21_Black20]

You do ... and if you don't like him I'll switch to this cool guy:

:elephant :elephant :elephant

Never use the :dancing pink elephant guy in here.

[Marklar MM]

Go listen to Fall Out Boy and try on your new clothes. This is 2 adults having a very serious argument.

My arms are too sore...can you put them on for me. And I don't listen to those Fall Out Boy's...only like 2 songs, okay. :(.

[jman3000]

Never use the :dancing pink elephant guy in here.

What dancing pink elephant?

You're crazy, lady.

[jman3000]

Well shit, that mighta worked if you hadn't quoted me ... son of a bitch.

[Silver21_Black20]

What dancing pink elephant?

You're crazy, lady.


You do ... and if you don't like him I'll switch to this cool guy:


:elephant :elephant :elephant

[jman3000]

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

:pctoss


You're killing the :pctoss guy.

[jman3000]

In this instance...nobody was talking to you.

[Silver21_Black20]

story of your life.

[jman3000]

:lmao that was actually pretty good.

But seriously,
Shut it!

[midgetonadonkey]

Why don't you two just pm each other and spare everyone else this gayness.

[NASpurs]

I go around licking the smegma off bums http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smismokin.gif

-Horry

[Silver21_Black20]

Why don't you two just pm each other and spare everyone else this gayness.

That's a great idea.

jman...check your pm's.

[jman3000]

That's a great idea.

jman...check your pm's.

you check yours first.

[jman3000]

Here's the pm she sent me:

Silver21_Black20
SouthEast Side Spurs Fan




Position: Rugged Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $75
Post Count: 4,360
Hey!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

So what are you doing this weekend?

[midgetonadonkey]

That's a great idea.

jman...check your pm's.

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

Here's the pm she sent me:

Silver21_Black20
SouthEast Side Spurs Fan




Position: Rugged Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $75
Post Count: 4,360
Hey!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

So what are you doing this weekend?

:lol

[jman3000]

:lol

I don't know why you're laughing ... you're the one who sent it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't know why you're laughing ... you're the one who sent it.

You wish.

[jman3000]

You wish.

Don't be mad because I shot you down.

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't be mad because I shot you down.

:lmao

You are on a roll.

[jman3000]

Replies:

Silver21_Black20
SouthEast Side Spurs Fan




Position: Rugged Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $75
Post Count: 4,363
RE:RE:Hey!

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I'll pay if that's a problem. I'll even go pick you up if your car is broken.

[midgetonadonkey]

Can we get off of the flirting and discuss more important things like why they don't make the Tostito dipping bowl tortilla chips anymore.

[Silver21_Black20]

Can we get off of the flirting and discuss more important things like why they don't make the Tostito dipping bowl tortilla chips anymore.

I don't fucking believe you.

[Trainwreck2100]

I finally got a vehicle of my own

[Silver21_Black20]

Replies:

Silver21_Black20
SouthEast Side Spurs Fan




Position: Rugged Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $75
Post Count: 4,363
RE:RE:Hey!

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I'll pay if that's a problem. I'll even go pick you up if your car is broken.

That's enough of that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I finally got a vehicle of my own

Cool, maybe next you can get some pussy.

[Trainwreck2100]

Cool, maybe next you can get some pussy.

that's the plan

[midgetonadonkey]

Now you can take a chick to the drive in and poke her in the backseat.

[Das Texan]

why did i buy a 6 pack tonight?

[Trainwreck2100]

Now you can take a chick to the drive in and poke her in the backseat.

there is no backseat, it's a truck. And it's not an extended cab

[Silver21_Black20]

The banana split I just ate was pretty satisfying.

[ORION]

there is no backseat, it's a truck. And it's not an extended cab
rookie ! I've been laid on a unicycle.

[midgetonadonkey]

rookie ! I've been laid on a unicycle.


:drunk

Orion is my hero.

[ORION]

:drunk

Orion is my hero.
I left out the worse part. The tire was flat and my spokes were bent

[Das Texan]

its going to be bad when i'm hungover tomorrow.

[ORION]

its going to be bad when i'm hungover tomorrow.
then don't stop drinking

[Das Texan]

then don't stop drinking



well i got 3 beers left.


i dont want to leave them in this dump.


dont want to take them with me.


guess i gotta drink them.

[ORION]

well i got 3 beers left.


i dont want to leave them in this dump.


dont want to take them with me.


guess i gotta drink them.
poor you ..... :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss beer.

[ORION]

I miss beer.
beer has been cheating on you with DasTexan

[Das Texan]

beer has been cheating on you with DasTexan


we are becoming good friends tonight.

[midgetonadonkey]

Beer is a cheap whore. Like jman's mom.

[Das Texan]

wehre the fuck is everyone?

[jman3000]

Beer is a cheap whore. Like jman's mom.
:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

:pctoss


You're killing the :pctoss guy.

[Das Texan]

get a fucking room.

damn.

[jman3000]

I don't fucking believe you.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

I call your mom a whore and all you have to post about it is a fucking smiley.

[ORION]

i was having sex in the backseat of my car once and the girl hit her head on my dome light and broke it. I got mad and yelled at her and took her home.

[Silver21_Black20]

get a fucking room.

damn.

Shut up and get drunk.

[midgetonadonkey]

i was having sex in the backseat of my car once and the girl hit her head on my dome light and broke it. I got mad and yelled at her and took her home.

That's badass. :lol

[Das Texan]

Shut up and get drunk.


why so you can take advantage of me?

[NASpurs]

i was having sex in the backseat of my car once and the girl hit her head on my dome light and broke it. I got mad and yelled at her and took her home.So you yelled at her... then finished and took her home?

[ORION]

I can honestly say I've hid in a chicks closet after having sex while her parents were talking to her

[Silver21_Black20]

why so you can take advantage of me?

Uh...No comment!!

[ORION]

So you yelled at her... then finished and took her home?
no we didn't finish. thats how hardcore I was. I said " today is your unlucky day, get out " I think I actually picked her up the next day though because she was good .......

[ORION]

why so you can take advantage of me?
its impossible for a girl to date rape a guy ,but its awesome if the girl still trys !

[Das Texan]

Uh...No comment!!


so thats a yes.


cool!

[NASpurs]

no we didn't finish. thats how hardcore I was. I said " today is your unlucky day, get out " I think I actually picked her up the next day though because she was good .......Holy crap. You made her walk home and still picked her up the next day :lol

Oops you said before you took her home. Damn that would have been cool if you didn't

[midgetonadonkey]

its impossible for a girl to date rape a guy ,but its awesome if the girl still trys !

It's not impossible. Believe me. :depressed

[ORION]

Holy crap. You made her walk home and still picked her up the next day :lol
no I'm not heartless. I drove her home. I'm not an animal. besides if I wanted to get another girl at that spot afterwards I needed to make sure the first girl wasn't around.

[Trainwreck2100]

its impossible for a girl to date rape a guy ,but its awesome if the girl still trys !


A guy can't control when he gets a boner, if while he's trying to walk it off and a girl jumps on it, that's rape.

[NASpurs]

I heard some guy woke up with a girl sucking on his weiner and called the police claiming he was being raped. I think his name was jman or something.

[ORION]

It's not impossible. Believe me. :depressed
was her name hortencia ??? :madrun

[ORION]

A guy can't control when he gets a boner, if while he's trying to walk it off and a girl jumps on it, that's rape.
not in my book. Its called good fortune and better aiming

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard some guy woke up with a girl sucking on his weiner and called the police claiming he was being raped. I think his name was jman or something.

If it was a dude instead of a chick he's be in heaven.

[ORION]

I heard some guy woke up with a girl sucking on his weiner and called the police claiming he was being raped. I think his name was jman or something.
:lol just thinking about a guy doing that makes me mad

[NASpurs]

Yep I was right.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1027927.ece

Woman convicted of rape
In a landmark case a 23-year-old woman has been convicted by a Bergen court for the rape of a 31-year-old man.
Related stories:
Woman charged with raping man - 20.04.2005

The woman was sentenced to nine months in prison and ordered to pay NOK 40,000 (USD 6,385) to the man.

The incident occurred on Jan. 4 last year in a Bergen apartment. The man testified that he fell asleep on a sofa and woke up to find the woman performing oral sex on him.

The woman eventually admitted sexual contact but claimed that it was voluntary and that the man was willing and smiled.

The case has attracted attention and is the first time a Norwegian woman has been charged with raping a man.

[Trainwreck2100]

not in my book. Its called good fortune and better aiming


what if she's really ugly?

[ORION]

If it was a dude instead of a chick he's be in heaven.
:lol :lol . pretending to still be asleep :lol

[Das Texan]

what if she's really ugly?



then you are dreaming.

[ORION]

what if she's really ugly?
:wakeup simple .....I close my eyes :wakeup

[NASpurs]

He probably thought he was having a wet dream. What a... damn I can't say that "f" word Kori told me not to say anymore :lol

[Squid]

bloop bloop

[midgetonadonkey]

I like squid. He is good people.

[Silver21_Black20]

what if she's really ugly?

Put a bag over her head.

[NASpurs]

Speaking of squid, Cherry was asking for him today.

Squid don't break her heart. Squirt her in the face with ink, she'll feel better.

[Squid]

Speaking of squid, Cherry was asking for him today.

Squid don't break her heart. Squirt her in the face with ink, she'll feel better.

I already did. :smokin

[jman3000]

Put a bag over her head.

Are you a lesbian?

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you a lesbian?

Fuck no!!!

[jman3000]

Fuck no!!!
well that shoots that plan outta the water.....

[midgetonadonkey]

jman=the male ashbeeigh

[jman3000]

midge = the male gay abc

[Silver21_Black20]

It is past your bedtime jman.

[midgetonadonkey]

jman has taken so many cocks in the ass that shit runs down his leg without him knowing. His asshole is as wide as a grapefruit.

[jman3000]

It is past your bedtime jman.

do you really wanna start that shit again? we all know what happened last time you started talking shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

do you really wanna start that shit again? we all know what happened last time you started talking shit.

One - One

[jman3000]

One - One

fuck. just say the word and youre on.

[NASpurs]

I think SB's cock is bigger than jman's.

[Silver21_Black20]

fuck. just say the word and youre on.

Nah.

[midgetonadonkey]

jman has no cock. He is a bitch in every sense of the word.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This is sad. I keep refreshing MySA.com to see if the AP picked up my story from tonight.

Make me stop. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I think SB's cock is bigger than jman's.

Uh...what the hell?

[jman3000]

all this talk about other people's cocks and i'm supposed to be the gay one?

[midgetonadonkey]

This is sad. I keep refreshing MySA.com to see if the AP picked up my story from tonight.

Make me stop. :lol

You are a writer??

[midgetonadonkey]

all this talk about other people's cocks and i'm supposed to be the gay one?

You aren't supposed to be the gay one, you just are.

[Kori Ellis]

Uh...what the hell?

He's talking about your dildo -- not an actual cock.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You are a writer??

I like to think so.

I'm 1/4 of the way through an internship on the city desk at the San Angelo Standard-Times. I just started this week on the Cops/Crime/Courts beat. It's a fun beat. It keeps me in hard news, which is what I think I'm better at.

Plus, if I can handle this beat, I can probably handle any beat.

[Silver21_Black20]

He's talking about your dildo -- not an actual cock.

Interesting. He must have me mixed up with someone else cause I don't have one of those either.

[Kori Ellis]

Interesting. He must have me mixed up with someone else cause I don't have one of those either.

Sandra ... Please!

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra ... Please!

:lol

No really.

[jman3000]

this thread took an unexpected, yet welcome change.

please, discuss.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like to think so.

I'm 1/4 of the way through an internship on the city desk at the San Angelo Standard-Times. I just started this week on the Cops/Crime/Courts beat. It's a fun beat. It keeps me in hard news, which is what I think I'm better at.

Plus, if I can handle this beat, I can probably handle any beat.

That's pretty badass. I wrote for my college paper for a semester but I got fired because I kept making up the stories I was writing. I was never good at writing about facts, I would much rather make shit up. But good luck with it dude. Having endured over 18 hours of journalism classes, I admire anyone that can make it a career.

[Kori Ellis]

:lol

No really.

Then I guess I know what to get you for your birthday.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear Sandra has an 18 inch dildo named The Mule. I'm not 100% sure, it's just speculation on my part, but that is what I have heard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Then I guess I know what to get you for your birthday.

Some cock??

[Silver21_Black20]

Then I guess I know what to get you for your birthday.

:wow

[Silver21_Black20]

I hear Sandra has an 18 inch dildo named The Mule. I'm not 100% sure, it's just speculation on my part, but that is what I have heard.

Damn You!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn You!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a0/Double_Dildo.jpg/800px-Double_Dildo.jpg

Isn't this it??

[Silver21_Black20]

Isn't this it??

Fucking Aye!!!

That is some scary shit.

[NASpurs]

We should ask CuckingFunt what she thinks about dildos... she's quite the expert from what I gathered in the Troll Forum.

CuckingFunt, can a dildo be too big?

[NASpurs]

I think that's the one you were referring to that jman uses on both sides.

[NASpurs]

CuckingFunt's name ranks up there with pussyface imo.

[CuckingFunt]

We should ask CuckingFunt what she thinks about dildos... she's quite the expert from what I gathered in the Troll Forum.

CuckingFunt, can a dildo be too big?
http://www.extremerestraints.com/super-manly-cock-and-balls-dildo_490.html

Yes. Yes it can.

[Kori Ellis]

Links please, not pictures.

[The Mule]

I'm Sandra's best friend.

[kingsfan]

I don't like dildos, I'd rather have the real thing.

[NASpurs]

What the hell is that? A bed post?

That woman's hole must be bigger than ashbeeigh's.

[midgetonadonkey]

You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't think it's possible for a metal band to write a more badass ballad than Sister Christian.

[CuckingFunt]

What the hell is that? A bed post?

That woman's hole must be bigger than ashbeeigh's.
Better her than me.

The only thing I'd use that monster for is to beat the shit out of whoever gave it to me.

[NASpurs]

:tu you're a kind soul CuckingFunt

Why do you Kings' fans hang around in the Troll forum anyway? Are you their leader?

[kingsfan]

Is there a rule saying we can't troll? What else do we have to do at 3am?

[NASpurs]

Y'all seem to hang around there like parasites... no offence.

But whatever floats your boat is good enough for me.

[CuckingFunt]

Why do you Kings' fans hang around in the Troll forum anyway? Are you their leader?
Why? Because it's the offseason.

As for the second question, I'd like to pretend that I'm EVERYONE'S leader... but I don't think that's actually the case.

[NASpurs]

Why? Because it's the offseason.

As for the second question, I'd like to pretend that I'm EVERYONE'S leader... but I don't think that's actually the case.Is that why you became a dominatrix?

jman wants your pics btw. Are you hot?

[CuckingFunt]

Is that why you became a dominatrix? I'm a dominatrix? Wow... that's news to me.


jman wants your pics btw.It's good to want things in life. Gives a person something to strive for.


Are you hot?Scorching.

It must still be in the 80's outside.

[NASpurs]

Why is it everywhere you go you have your posse of Kings fans with you? I wonder what they're protecting....

[CuckingFunt]

Why is it everywhere you go you have your posse of Kings fans with you? I wonder what they're protecting....
My posse of Kings fans? I've been posting here for a grand total of 7 days. I don't think I have a posse of anything.

[NASpurs]

Really?

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (3 members and 1 guests)
NASpurs, CuckingFunt, kingsfan

Plus I've seen atxrocker come along for the ride time to time in this thread when you're here.

[atxrocker]

Really?

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (3 members and 1 guests)
NASpurs, CuckingFunt, kingsfan

Plus I've seen atxrocker come along for the ride time to time in this thread when you're here.

i come along on my own. with or without anyone one else that supports the kings. i dont think its much of an argument whether or not i wait for fellow kings supporters or not. dont be crazy.

[CuckingFunt]

Really?

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (3 members and 1 guests)
NASpurs, CuckingFunt, kingsfan

Plus I've seen atxrocker come along for the ride time to time in this thread when you're here.
None of the above know a single thing more about who I am than you do.

I've noticed that you tend to pop up in a lot of the same threads that I do, as well. Does that mean you're admitting to being a part of my "posse," or does it mean that, maybe, it's all a coincidence?

[E20]

So, what's this Oh Shit thread about?

[kingsfan]

So are you trying to say we following CF? We're not sheep we have minds of our own.

[NASpurs]

i come along on my own. with or without anyone one else that supports the kings. i dont think its much of an argument whether or not i wait for fellow kings supporters or not. dont be crazy.Never said you did. I saw you here when I made that Adriana Lima comment. I'm just wondering if y'all know each other.

[NASpurs]

None of the above know a single thing more about who I am than you do.

I've noticed that you tend to pop up in a lot of the same threads that I do, as well. Does that mean you're admitting to being a part of my "posse," or does it mean that, maybe, it's all a coincidence?Hmm or maybe you're following me? You sure didn't mind talking about ball stretchers..that's for sure.

[kingsfan]

Are you paranoid?

[NASpurs]

So are you trying to say we following CF? We're not sheep we have minds of our own.That's good. I couldn't have said the same thing if y'all were Laker fans though :lol

[NASpurs]

Are you paranoid?Should I be?

[atxrocker]

Never said you did. I saw you here when I made that Adriana Lima comment. I'm just wondering if y'all know each other.


dont honor yourself. i frequent this thread and choose to post when i want. it has absolutely nothing to do with other kings posters. dont kid yourself. its not very fitting. i do as i please.

[CuckingFunt]

Hmm or maybe you're following me? You sure didn't mind talking about ball stretchers..that's for sure.
I didn't mind mentioning that I knew they existed, which was about the extent of my contribution to that conversation.

[NASpurs]

dont honor yourself. i frequent this thread and choose to post when i want. it has absolutely nothing to do with other kings posters. dont kid yourself. its not very fitting. i do as i please.I said I saw you here before without your little posse and you're saying not to kid myself? WTF

You guys are the ones who seem to be jumping all over me. And what a surprise all of you guys are here. How did y'all know I was talking to CF about this? Do you guys always read this thread?

Hmmmmmmm.

[NASpurs]

Man talk about taking the bait. Too easy.

[kingsfan]

Good point about the laker fans. I think you're reading way too much into this, it's just coincidence.

[CuckingFunt]

I said I saw you here before without your little posse and you're saying not to kid myself? WTF

You guys are the ones who seem to be jumping all over me. And what a surprise all of you guys are here. How did y'all know I was talking to CF about this? Do you guys always read this thread?

Hmmmmmmm.
It really, REALLY might be about time for you to unplug and walk away from the monitor for a little while.

Who, exactly, is jumping all over you?

Would it be me? The person you initially started in on?

Or, perhaps you're being jumped on by the two other posters who were randomly accused of being my followers?

[atxrocker]

I said I saw you here before without your little posse and you're saying not to kid myself? WTF

You guys are the ones who seem to be jumping all over me. And what a surprise all of you guys are here. How did y'all know I was talking to CF about this? Do you guys always read this thread?

Hmmmmmmm.


im perfectly capable on my own, thanks. it may so happen we are all here cuz.. uh... lets see its 2:22 and this thread has something going on. again, dont get off on yourself. not to diss on you, but return the favor and dont be a dick to me. none of this has anything to do with us arranging some sort of gathering, thats not my style and not very cool.

[NASpurs]

It really, REALLY might be about time for you to unplug and walk away from the monitor for a little while.

Who, exactly, is jumping all over you?

Would it be me? The person you initially started in on?

Or, perhaps you're being jumped on by the two other posters who were randomly accused of being my followers?I make an observation about you guys hanging around in the troll forum and maybe coincedently seeing you three together when I see CF post and I get accused of being paranoid?

How about you three bukkake CF back to the troll forum? Thanks. :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

I think atxrocker comes in this thread looking for Blanche.

[kingsfan]

I think atxrocker comes in this thread looking for Blanche.http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[NASpurs]

im perfectly capable on my own, thanks. it may so happen we are all here cuz.. uh... lets see its 2:22 and this thread has something going on. again, dont get off on yourself. not to diss on you, but return the favor and dont be a dick to me. none of this has anything to do with us arranging some sort of gathering, thats not my style and not very cool.How am I being a dick to you? If you guys really think I'm being a dick then go wail somewhere else. You're in the wrong thread for pitty.