Oh Shit!!! (3)

[TOP-CHERRY]

I like the beat to "Angelito Vuela" by Don Omar. It's impossible not to move to it.

And I had forgotten how sweet a song "Deep Inside of You" by Third Eye Blind is.

[ashbeeigh]

Oh damn, no. For a second I forgot it split at 3,000 instead of 4,000. Damn me.

[TOP-CHERRY]

The new band's name is Institute, google said.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Why do I laugh the most when I'm alone? And why do I laugh at myself so much?

[midgetonadonkey]

You laugh at yourself because you are crazy.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You guys!! You guys!! Vicarious by Tool is an awwweeeesome song.

Aw, man!

!


Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned, Jambi, Right in Two, Intension are all better

[TOP-CHERRY]

Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned, Jambi, Right in Two, Intension are all better
k

But I just like how simple and straightforward the message is. Nothing hidden.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

When I saw them in dallas, they opened up with Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned

it was so fucking eerie and amazing
the screaching guitar from Lost Keys was almost painful, but it was the shit

that was the first song on the new cd that caught my ear too


LK/RS is tight because of the storyline behind it
tool should have made the entire album have a story like those two songs

[mookie2001]

tool sucks now

[TOP-CHERRY]

You laugh at yourself because you are crazy.
midge, you make me smile

like

:)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

shrda

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mookie u haven't even heard the entire new album

[TOP-CHERRY]

And speaking of vicarious, "How's it gonna be" by Third Eye Blind is also sweet. And sad. But sweet.

But also sad.

[mookie2001]

so

i havent heard ice cube, cypress hill, or the beatnuts new album but i know they blow

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The new tool doesn't blow

the bassist has reached a new level of confidence and power in this album
he's sick

[Cant_Be_Faded]

you're just one of those chodes expecting aenima pt 2

[mookie2001]

even the new rise against is better than the new tool

[Cant_Be_Faded]

you're gay

[TOP-CHERRY]

Eye on the the TV
'Cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavor it happens to be, like...
"Killed by the husband"
"DROWNED by the ocean"
"Shot by his own son"
"SHe used a poison
in his tea...kissed him goodbye"
It's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies

Don't look at me like
I am a monster
Frown out your one face
But with the other
Stare like a junkie
Into the TV
Stare like a zombie

While the mother holds her child
Watches him die
Hands to the sky crying,
"Why, oh why?"

Cause I need to watch things die... from a distance
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lie

Why can't we just admit it?
Why can't we just admit it?
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
Neither the brave nor bold
write as the story's told
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing

I need to watch things die... from a good safe distance
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies
You all feel the same, so...

Why can't we just admit it?

Blood like rain falling down
Drawn by the brave and proud

Part vampire
Part warrior
Carnivorous Voyuer
Stare at the transmitter
Sing to the death rattle

La, la, la, la, la, la-la-lie (x4)

Credulous at best
Your desire to believe in
Angels in the hearts of men
But pull your head on out
you hippies and give a listen
Shouldn't have to say it all again

The universe is hostile, so impersonal
Devour to survive... so it is, so it's always been

We all feed on tragedy
It's like blood to a vampire

Vicariously I live while the whole world dies
Much better you than I

[mookie2001]

i bet steven white jesus mcgee loves tool, actually i guarantee it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

all tool lyrics from the new album are guesses though cuz they didnt release official lyrics

like the lyrics from rosetta stoned will probably never truely be known

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i bet steven white jesus mcgee loves tool, actually i guarantee it.


? their new album didnt even go platinum, you act as if they are mainstream

tool has pretty much kept a consistent fanbase ever since lateralus
you're just one of those chodes expecting Stinkfist part 2

[TOP-CHERRY]

all tool lyrics from the new album are guesses though cuz they didnt release official lyrics

like the lyrics from rosetta stoned will probably never truely be known
it's better that way, I think

[Cant_Be_Faded]

If Ministry had released Psalm 69 pt 2, they'd be sellouts and we'd have no Filth Pig

If Master P had released Ice Cream Man pt 2, we'd have 20 filler songs on our hands that we never listen to instead of 10. (it's funny cuz he released bout it bout it II on that album)

If Ice Cube had released Predator part 2, we'd have thought he was an even bigger exploiter of the rodney king ruling than he was to begin with.

[mookie2001]

i guarantee it went platinum it debuted at #1

not that says anything about anything
they just suck

[ashbeeigh]

France just beat someone at something. Lovely. Now back to your talk about Tool.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

It did debut at one but i dont think it went platinum

[mookie2001]

that reminds me

i gotta check my crack house

and return some videotapes

[mookie2001]

cbf quit being a blockhead

90% of the albums that debut at #1 will go platinum within a few months

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yeah it did go platinum
but only single

thats really not htat many albums anymore anyways

[TOP-CHERRY]

France just beat someone at something. Lovely. Now back to your talk about Tool.
France beat Brazil? I was going for Brazil. Those little kids holding the players' hands walking onto the field looked so happy. I was excited for them.

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't see the start of the game, but I'll roto ofr the underdog. At least one Frenchman can say he's scored.

[rayray2k8]

Its pretty gay outside.

[jman3000]

tool sucks now

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck, this thread blows.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh...I'm so fucking bored!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

And Yes!! midge, this thread blows.

[rayray2k8]

So what do ya'll wanna do?

[Silver21_Black20]

What are you talking about?

[rayray2k8]

What are you talking about?
What do you propose we do to make this thread un-lame?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

why aren't you out with your girlfriends getting drunk

[Silver21_Black20]

What do you propose we do to make this thread un-lame?

Hmmm...good question. I think you would get a better answer from midge. I'm somewhat of a reason this thread is lame, at times.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge is like the club guru now
SnB is like his sidekick

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread needs constant vulgarity at the highest level. At all times.

Only then will it not blow.

[rayray2k8]

midge is like the club guru now
SnB is like his sidekick
What does that make you?
The villian? :spin

[midgetonadonkey]

What does that make you?
The villian? :spin

CBF is not a villan. He is a valued ally.

[Silver21_Black20]

None of this shit :spin either.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh Shit!!! (4) will be better than (2) and (3).

[ashbeeigh]

god damn, I better some vodka covered cherries tomorrow night. None of this watching Must Love Dogs IM date shit followed by Trading Spaces. And Oh Shit (4) will be better.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh. Your fucking shit is going to bring the next Oh Shit down. Your lame ass posts have attracted other gay posters like jman and NASpurs.

[midgetonadonkey]

You fucking drove Melmart away. Fuck!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Where is that fucking dyke?!?!

[ashbeeigh]

Your lame ass posts have attracted other gay posters like NASpurs.

If I remember correctly, NASpurs put me on ignore the first time I did the Quattro. So it's more like his lame ass posts attracted me.

[Silver21_Black20]

I miss Melmart. She would rip anyone of yous a new ass hole.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I remember correctly, NASpurs put me on ignore the first time I did the Quattro. So it's more like his lame ass posts attracted me.

Just stay quiet. You can lurk but do not post.

[Old School Chic]

Midge

I know you remember the 80's. Go post on my thread, dammit!

[Silver21_Black20]

Speaking of lurking...who the fuck are you, Big P?

[Old School Chic]

Speaking of lurking...who the fuck are you, Big P?

Another one of Midge stalkers :rolleyes

[ashbeeigh]

You just know I'm right midge.

[jman3000]

I have purple panties.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is taken completely out of context.

[ashbeeigh]

Ah. So he says.

[jman3000]

I look pretty in my purple panties.

[jman3000]

I love to jizz all over my purple panties and sniff them.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just licked tiny bits of my shit off of Horry's cock. :smokin

-jman3000

[midgetonadonkey]

I just felt my prostate get poked with jman3000's cock. :smokin

-Horry

[jman3000]

I just turned my cock into a bong and got high :smokin


-midgetonadonkey

[CuckingFunt]

Where is that fucking dyke?!?!
I'm 1/2 dyke, don't know if that counts for much, though.

[jman3000]

My mom says I look pretty in her purple panties when I'm fucking her :smokin

-midgetonadonkey

[midgetonadonkey]

I just turned my cock into a bong and got high :smokin


-midgetonadonkey

That was bad. I'm not just saying that because it's about me. If it was about me and funny I would applaud it but that was just lame. Dig deeper. You can do better than that. Try and really piss me off.

[Melmart1]

What the FUCK is all this bullshit? This thread outblows Hoover and Dyson put together. Just because it has 'shit' in the title doesn't mean it has to BE shit. You people need to stop being a bunch of pansy-ass pussies.

I leave for a couple of days and this is what happens:

- OSC is back- a sure sign that a thread has gone down the shitter. Nobody cares about your lame-ass 80s thread, glitter glob

- RayRay2K8 is posting in here? Are you fucking KIDDING me?!?! '

- Midge, you have let the memory of the Quattro down. This thread is bullshit. Why do I always gotta come in here and be a fucking bull dyke?

[Melmart1]

Reading a Jman post gives me that not-so-fresh feeling, like I need a douche. Or maybe not, and his posts just remind me of a douche. That must be it.

[Melmart1]

From this day forward I shall now refer to Jman as Massengill.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha Massengill.

And fuck the memory of the Quattro. This gay ass thread should never be mentioned in the same breath as the Quattro. Even Real Woman>Oh Shit.

[Melmart1]

Where is everybody? Buncha pansies ran off.

[Melmart1]

So Jman... do you want to be referred to as vinegar and water or country flowers Massengill?

[rayray2k8]

What the FUCK is all this bullshit? This thread outblows Hoover and Dyson put together. Just because it has 'shit' in the title doesn't mean it has to BE shit. You people need to stop being a bunch of pansy-ass pussies.

I leave for a couple of days and this is what happens:

- OSC is back- a sure sign that a thread has gone down the shitter. Nobody cares about your lame-ass 80s thread, glitter glob

- RayRay2K8 is posting in here? Are you fucking KIDDING me?!?! '

- Midge, you have let the memory of the Quattro down. This thread is bullshit. Why do I always gotta come in here and be a fucking bull dyke?
What the problem is???? :lol
This thread was turning to shit anyway. :rolleyes
SO CLOSE IT!!
Back up the truck!! BACK IT UP!!!

[NASpurs]

I love Melmart. If I could have her babies, I would.

[Melmart1]

It's turning to shit cus of assholes like you coming in here and using this icon ---> :spin

That shit is so gay that it listens to Barbara Streisand.

[rayray2k8]

haha!
You used it yourself, you fucktark.
Look! Me use again!>> :spin

[Melmart1]

haha!
You used it yourself, you fucktark.
Look! Me use again!>> :spin

You call that a comeback? Laaaame. You must wear more eyeliner than Liza.

[rayray2k8]

What was the point of this thread again?

[Melmart1]

What was the point of this thread again?

If you don't know then you shouldnt be here.

[rayray2k8]

Well maybe you could explain it to me. :spin :spin

[SpursWoman]

you fucktark.


Don't fuck up my favorite word like that.

[ashbeeigh]

I wish my sticky soda had run all the way down to ray2k8's seat that one game. That would have been sweet. Then maybe he wouldn't use that fucking spinnig thing.

[rayray2k8]

I wish my sticky soda had run all the way down to ray2k8's seat that one game. That would have been sweet. Then maybe he wouldn't use that fucking spinnig thing.
You might be right ashy.
But for now I'll keep spinning till I annoy the fuck out of all of ya'll.
:spin :spin :spin :spin

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh...this thread is fucking hopeless. Blah!!

[Justin_ Timberlake]

alright, ladies and gents, I held off for a while but there is no better time than now to say it: this thread is waaaay gayer than me! :elephant :elephant

[Das Texan]

what the fuck has happened?


i leave for a couple of days and its more shitty than before.


damn.

[Silver21_Black20]

what the fuck has happened?


i leave for a couple of days and its more shitty than before.


damn.

I bet you didn't even read the shitty pages you missed. Don't come in here and pretend to know what the fuck is going on.

[Das Texan]

I bet you didn't even read the shitty pages you missed. Don't come in here and pretend to know what the fuck is going on.



i dont know what the fuck is going on. and i never read most of the stuff.

i 'glance' at most of it.


so step off woman. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

i dont know what the fuck is going on. and i never read most of the stuff.

i 'glance' at most of it.


so step off woman. :lol

Well which one is it...you "never" read most of it or you "glance" at most of it?

Make up your fucking mind.

[Das Texan]

Well which one is it...you "never" read most of it or you "glance" at most of it?

Make up your fucking mind.


hmmm


i'll go with glance for 300.

[Silver21_Black20]

hmmm


i'll go with glance for 300.

Oh...alright then.

Glad we settled that.

Wait...what the fuck were we talking about?

[Das Texan]

Oh...alright then.

Glad we settled that.

Wait...what the fuck were we talking about?


I dont know, but whatever it was, it cant be good.


BTW, nice dog in the sig there.

[katyon6th]

Das just said SB has a nice weiner.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

[Silver21_Black20]

BTW, nice dog in the sig there.

Thanks! I love that weiner.................................dog.


Das just said SB has a nice weiner.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

He likes the weiners ;)

[Das Texan]

Thanks! I love that weiner.................................dog.



He likes the weiners ;)


The only weiner I really like is mine. But if you wanna like it, go right ahead, I doubt I'd mind much.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh...this thread is fucking hopeless. Blah!!

[NASpurs]

:lmao @ Kori

I notice a Mavs fan having his posts ignored.

[Silver21_Black20]

Holy Shit...awmyplace sent me a pm.

[NASpurs]

hahaha poor SB

Has she asked you yet for your race? Music?

[Silver21_Black20]

hahaha poor SB

Has she asked you yet for your race? Music?

She asked what my gender was. Hahaha

Let me post it. I didn't reply though.

[NASpurs]

Hey NASpurs!How are you?Hows eveything going?What's up?Are you a female or male?

Was it like that? That's the one I got from her :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey NASpurs!How are you?Hows eveything going?What's up?Are you a female or male?

Was it like that? That's the one I got from her :lol

:lmao Exactly like that.


Hey Silver21_Black20!How are you?Hows everything going?What's up?Are you a female or male?

[NASpurs]

:lol

If you IM her next, this is what follows

Oh Okay!I'm doing good.I'm a female.What is your race?

I just ignored her from then on. I wonder how she got to you though.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

If you IM her next, this is what follows

Oh Okay!I'm doing good.I'm a female.What is your race?

I just ignored her from then on. I wonder how she got to you though.

:lol

She probably goes through the active user list and pm's several people to see who will respond.

[Das Texan]

I've never gotten these messages.


damn.

[Zombie]

It's Pooh lookin for a wife! :lol

[NASpurs]

Don't worry Das, you'll get yours. I can't wait until she gets to midget.

" Hey midgetonadonkey!How are you?Hows everything going?What's up?Are you a female or male?"

"I'm a hermaphrodite. I like to stick my dick into my vagina"

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to put in a prayer request a church that she doesn't PM me.

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't worry Das, you'll get yours. I can't wait until she gets to midget.

" Hey midgetonadonkey!How are you?Hows everything going?What's up?Are you a female or male?"

"I'm a hermaphrodite. I like to stick my dick into my vagina"

midge would scare the shit out of her. Hahaha

[NASpurs]

awmyplace
Believe.
awmyplace's Avatar
Last Activity: Today 10:34 PM
Viewing User Profile @ 10:34 PM

I think she got stuck viewing SB's profile :lol

[ashbeeigh]

She's admiring her. She wants to be exactly like Sandra.

[Silver21_Black20]

awmyplace
Believe.
awmyplace's Avatar
Last Activity: Today 10:34 PM
Viewing User Profile @ 10:34 PM

I think she got stuck viewing SB's profile :lol

:lol Probably, she sent me the pm at 10:30.

[Silver21_Black20]

She's admiring her. She wants to be exactly like Sandra.

Don't joke around like that. That's not even funny.

Dammit ashbeeigh...I'm creeped out now.

[ashbeeigh]

Dammit ashbeeigh...I'm creeped out now.

I'm sorry! I don't think she's found this thread yet though. But let's all hope she never does.

[E20]

Rush Hour 2 is on.

Tho Thai, Tho Thai, Tho Thai.

[ashbeeigh]

Must Love Dogs was on earlier this week, did you see me quoting lines in this thread? No.

[E20]

Must Love Dogs was on earlier this week, did you see me quoting lines in this thread? No.
I never got that movie. What's this thread about? Isn't it like the Quattro? Post whatever.

[Das Texan]

great i cant take a fucking shower now.

lovely.

[Boston George]

I has a crayon

[ORION]

Hi I'm new here ! You guys seem like your real nice ! I may hang around and post random thoughs. Is that ok with everyone ?

[Silver21_Black20]

Hi I'm new here ! You guys seem like your real nice ! I may hang around and post random thoughs. Is that ok with everyone ?

Fuck off!!!

















I keed!!

[Ned Nederlander]

orion=some gay dude name jason

[Ned Nederlander]

is preston a wennie dog?

[Silver21_Black20]

I will be in Houston today folks so when I get back, I hope to not see any Happy HorseShit in this here thread.

[Ned Nederlander]

and jason loves to party with pants

[Ned Nederlander]

sandra=the law

[Silver21_Black20]

is preston a wennie dog?

Yes he is.

[Ned Nederlander]

he has a mean leave me alone face in that picture

[ORION]

Fuck off!!!


I keed!!
now your talking to me baby ! That I like.
oh and Dusty Bottoms is way cooler that Ned

[Ned Nederlander]

I have poison oak in my arse
-Orion

[ORION]

orion=some gay dude name jason
If it wasn't for the make a wish foundation you would have any friends

[Ned Nederlander]

dusty bottoms killed the invisible swordsman...

[Ned Nederlander]

If it wasn't for the make a wish foundation you would have any friends
I am way more popular than you my friend and you know it

[ORION]

I have poison oak in my arse
-Orion
I told you I slipped and fell on that stump

[ORION]

dusty bottoms killed the invisible swordsman...
he was wearing the wrong colors ese

[Ned Nederlander]

I told you I slipped and fell on that stump
I spend my weekends doing community service at my local nursing home, I lick the toe jam from old peoples feet for the natural protein.

-orion

[Silver21_Black20]

he has a mean leave me alone face in that picture

Hahaha...he is camera shy.

[Ned Nederlander]

Hahaha...he is camera shy.
tell me about it

[ORION]

I am way more popular than you my friend and you know it
that maybe true because your scared to be yourself so you act like everyone else

[Ned Nederlander]

so why did superman suck so bad...that movie was just horrible

[Ned Nederlander]

that maybe true because your scared to be yourself so you act like everyone else
ha hah a thats funny i am myself thats what makes people either love me or hate me im just crazy like that

[ORION]

Dusty why did you kill the invisible swordsman ? I want his invisible mecco all over my face.

--Ned Nederlander

[Ned Nederlander]

i have really dont know how to spit so i swallow by the gallons
-orion

[ORION]

so why did superman suck so bad...that movie was just horrible
I remember when I first watched the orginal superman. There was nothing like that on TV. The special effects at that time. He seemed like a REAL super hero. Now we see special effects all the time and all this other BS on a daily basis so our senses are dead

[Ned Nederlander]

it just really sucked ass there was no villan to fight nothing worth watching and the storyline was soooo stupid....2 of my friends walked out

[ORION]

it just really sucked ass there was no villan to fight nothing worth watching and the storyline was soooo stupid....2 of my friends walked out
maybe they walked out because of you

[ashbeeigh]

2 of my friends walked out


Did you have on any deoderant? Was it Secret? Strong enough for a woman?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ash, what the hell is that in your pic?

[katyon6th]

Who cares what it is? At least it's not her.







OUCH.

[ashbeeigh]

Who cares what it is? At least it's not her.







OUCH.

Ouch. It is. Me on a slide in the middle of the night.

[ashbeeigh]

I think I want to flip a house when I graduate. That would be so cool. You all could come to my open house.

[katyon6th]

Looks like it came out of a fucking Pixar movie.

[2Blonde]

My daughter has some jeans with writing all over, Her friends have autographed them and shit. I don't even pay attention to them any more. Anyway, we went to the doctor last week and she says " Did you let her leave the house in those jeans or did she do it after she left?" I said "Oh she did that last year at Camp. It's no biggie. I just don't let her wear them to school." All the while thinking she was talking about the autographs. Then a couple of days later I find out she had written FUCK MY SPACE in magic marker on the front of them. That's what the doctor was talking about. I didn't even notice. The doc probably thought I was horrible mom. Oh well. It's kinda funny.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Ouch. It is. Me on a slide in the middle of the night.

Are you wearing anything in that pic?

[2Blonde]

Are you wearing anything in that pic? You're gonna make Midge sick with that comment!

[ashbeeigh]

Condemned: You can see it better when it's bigger. And my eyes look crazy when it's big. I couldn't get the red eye out.

I like to slide in skirts.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You're gonna make Midge sick with that comment!
:lol
Just chalk it up to my morbid curiosity!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Not only are you clothed, you're POSSESSED as well!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah, well that's why it's an avatar, not up for everyone to see.

[katyon6th]

You better take that picture down if you know what's good for you.

[ashbeeigh]

But now, everyone can. So, I'm fucked and walked right into it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Good job, ash!
:lol

[katyon6th]

Then a couple of days later I find out she had written FUCK MY SPACE in magic marker on the front of them.

Hmm. Now, did your daughter mean 'fuck my space' as in her girly space or 'fuck my space' as in myspace, that eversocoolfriendsnetworking site?

Either way, your girl has style.

[2Blonde]

Hmm. Now, did your daughter mean 'fuck my space' as in her girly space or 'fuck my space' as in myspace, that eversocoolfriendsnetworking site?

Either way, your girl has style.Oops, FUCK MYSPACE. haha. She was talking about the website. She was pissed at it. Style is definitely something she's not lacking.

[Spam]

it just really sucked ass there was no villan to fight nothing worth watching and the storyline was soooo stupid....2 of my friends walked out

I agree, it sucked ass.

[MannyIsGod]

So I had to make a new username for a pokersite last night, and I choose to honor trainwreck's owls. I made it O Rly Ya Rly. I ammuse myself.

[atxrocker]

where the fuck is everybody at?

[Jekka]

I don't know, but I'm bored, and someone should entertain me.

[Melmart1]

what kind of entertaining you looking for? :eyebrows

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

To drink, or not to drink.
THAT is the question............

[Melmart1]

When in doubt, drink.

[Jekka]

Well, Manny would probably prefer I keep the entertaining appropriate enough to be shared on the forum. However, considering this forum, that still leaves things pretty open :eyebrows

[Jekka]

Oh, definitely drink.

[Melmart1]

I like the way Jekka thinks...

[Jekka]

Likewise, MelMart, likewise.

[Melmart1]

STFU, Ashbeeigh!

[Jekka]

Dude, Mel is way on top of things - ashbeeigh hadn't even said anything yet. Forethought is way sexy.

[Melmart1]

An ounce of prevention...

[Melmart1]

... equals a pound of cure.

[Melmart1]

Only don't talk about pounds around ashbeeigh or she will tell you that you are fat.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You girls are wise beyond your years.
Your advice has been taken and I will be forever grateful.
At least until the beer runs out.
Cheers.

[Jekka]

Indeed. Thank you for saving me from potentially offensive stupidity.

[Melmart1]

I wish I had beer. Alas, it's too late.

[Melmart1]

I bet ashbeeigh isn't really here, she just forgot to logout. Dumb broad.

[Jekka]

I have liquor over here, but by the time you could get here you would probably be able to buy beer where you are. Damn the man!

[Melmart1]

Ashbeeigh, you can't just leave this thread like this until we sit down and discuss boundaries about appropriate behavior for when you are outside the thread. You may not post in other threads while you are not in the Shit thread.

[Melmart1]

I got a bottle of tequila but I don't feel like tequila tonight. Too harsh and too damn late to start that shit up.

[Melmart1]

Actually, ashbeeigh I take that back. You are not allowed to post in this thread, either. Just leave, please. Would you like me to write you a letter or note about it?

[Melmart1]

Michelob Ultra is for pussies. Men who admit that shit might as well admit to the collection of high heels in their closet.

[Jekka]

My sister's in town, so while I wanted to get vodka, there is instead Irish cream here since the sister doesn't do alcohol that tastes like alcohol. Diluted with Coke there is no perceptible taste of alcohol at all.

[Melmart1]

Irish Creme is not alcohol. I need vodka. I have this peppermintini mix I want to try. The recipe on the bottle calls for crushed candy canes on the rim.

[Jekka]

I haven't had a good dirty martini in far too long.

[Melmart1]

Ohhh... dirty grey goose martini with four olives... heaven in a funny-looking glass.

[Melmart1]

Oh, Shit!!! Manny is here.

[MannyIsGod]

Bitch, back off my woman. I own a gun.

[Jekka]

Damn, now I need a dirty martini. You are evil.

[Melmart1]

I'm skeered.

[MannyIsGod]

Oh, Shit!!! Manny is here.
Thats right, you better be skurred!

[MannyIsGod]

ahhahahahahaha, I posted that before reading what you said. Mel you rule.

[Melmart1]

Bravado is a funny thing...

[MannyIsGod]

It turns Jess on.

[Melmart1]

So is it skeered or skurred? Are there two different levels of scared represented by each word? Is one better than the other? Like certified manteca vs. regular?

[Jekka]

It turns Jess on.

Oh you know it :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

So fake courage turns Jess on, huh? Well, there are worse things to get turned on by. Some women are turned on by the scent of Old Spice. It can always be worse.

[Jekka]

Ahahahaha Old Spice. I am grateful that Manny does not wear Old Spice.

[Melmart1]

My first-ever bf wore old spice deoderant. Still makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little to this day. Nothing like him putting his arm around you and being subjected to the pungent smell of OS.

[MannyIsGod]

Thats why you're now a lesbian. it all makes sense.

[Jekka]

My first-ever bf wore old spice deoderant. Still makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little to this day. Nothing like him putting his arm around you and being subjected to the pungent smell of OS.

Ew. It could be worse, though, my pre-Manny track record is proof of such.

[Melmart1]

Yep! Old Spice drove me to dykehood! Imagine what I would have been driven to if he had worn patchouli.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Frightening, indeed.

[Jekka]

Patchouli=hippies

[Melmart1]

Eh, Ben and Jerry are hippies, they can't be all that bad. I have been craving some Chunky Monkey.

Oh, and when I first read Jekka's response I thought she said patchouli=nipples. My bad.

[Jekka]

I would say that now we know where Mel's head is ... but we already knew before.

[Melmart1]

I can't deny what I am.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

........or is that what you WANTED it to say, hmmm?!??!!?

[Melmart1]

HelLA might be onto something... I need ashbeeigh and her wonderful psychological insight into this thread for some analysis.. ASAP!

[Jekka]

........or is that what you WANTED it to say, hmmm?!??!!?

Well I doubt anyone here would object to nipples.

[Melmart1]

Well I doubt anyone here would object to nipples.

Actually, PM5K said during the bravatar run that nobody wanted to see my nipples cus my boobies were lopsided. So I think he would object to my nipples.

[Melmart1]

And my boobies are not lopsided, btw. Jekka is free to do a check to make sure.

[CuckingFunt]

I, personally, would object to patchouli scented nipples.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

HelLA might be onto something... I need ashbeeigh and her wonderful psychological insight into this thread for some analysis.. ASAP!
Should've asked her before she left........or was she mercifully ejected from the thread? Or was she rudely ejected from the thread?
Either way, she's gone. No sense looking the gift horse in the mouth.

[Melmart1]

Should've asked her before she left........or was she mercifully ejected from the thread? Or was she rudely ejected from the thread?


See, all I see is 'ejaculated'. Something is seriously wrong with me.

[Jekka]

Actually, PM5K said during the bravatar run that nobody wanted to see my nipples cus my boobies were lopsided. So I think he would object to my nipples.
Lame.

And my boobies are not lopsided, btw. Jekka is free to do a check to make sure.
Sounds like a plan.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

See, all I see is 'ejaculated'. Something is seriously wrong with me.

Nothing a little tookie cunt, er, CAN'T fix!!!!!

[Melmart1]

Five years ago, a man's fantasy became a reality in a form never seen before: Kitchen Stadium, a giant cooking arena. The motivation for spending his fortune to create Kitchen Stadium was to encounter new original cuisines which could be called true artistic creations.

[Melmart1]

If memory serves me right...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Actually, PM5K said during the bravatar run that nobody wanted to see my nipples cus my boobies were lopsided. So I think he would object to my nipples.

I agree with Jekka's assessment of above post.
Lame.

[Jekka]

I, personally, would object to patchouli scented nipples.

Well I can check Mel for that when I check on the lopsided allegations.

[Jekka]

Iron Chef fucking rocks.

[CuckingFunt]

Well I can check Mel for that when I check on the lopsided allegations.
Well, isn't that efficient!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

jekka your avatar has to go

[CuckingFunt]

Iron Chef fucking rocks.
But Iron Chef America sucks.

Just isn't the same without the bad dubbing and the giggly Japanese girl.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Make an avatar of a fully knitted sweater; that cat just doesnt do it for us.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Jekka is so quick to be helpful above and beyond!
No wonder Manny (and Mel) like her so much!

[Melmart1]

I like saliva-scented nipples myself.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I like saliva-scented nipples myself.

That's sig worthy right there!

[Melmart1]

But Iron Chef America sucks.

Just isn't the same without the bad dubbing and the giggly Japanese girl.

I watch it for Batali and Morimoto. But it isn't as good, you are right.

[Jekka]

Well, isn't that efficient!

But of course - it's very important to me that I be thorough.

[Jekka]

I watch it for Batali and Morimoto. But it isn't as good, you are right.

Mario Batali is my food hero.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

god damnit few things make my brain spin like a hot asian

they are super few and super far between, but when you see them--WOWZAH

[Melmart1]

I am a thorough breast checker as well. Very thorough.

[CuckingFunt]

Or saliva-flavored nipples.




That doesn't look right now that I've written it out, but I've already commited to it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

jekka should change her avatar to a picture of manny getting punched in the face by jekka

[Melmart1]

I want clogs like Mario Batali's.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

But Iron Chef America sucks.

Just isn't the same without the bad dubbing and the giggly Japanese girl.

It's just not as "over the top" as the original Japanese version was.

[Jekka]

A breast check should never be cursory.


So you prefer a sweater to the cat, CBF?