Free Quattro Razor

[midgetonadonkey]

then you know swimming as well, become a lifeguard

How can I steal stuff if I'm a lifeguard?

[Trainwreck2100]

How can I steal stuff if I'm a lifeguard?


Easy, nobody suspects the lifeguard

[midgetonadonkey]

Easy, nobody suspects the lifeguard

I remember when AC Slater was a lifeguard and the girl faked drowning just so he could ask her to the luau. That would be cool.

[Das Texan]

I am openly admitting this. I paid midge to say that.


must of been less than 20 bucks.

[Das Texan]

Aww, come on Dad. I'll cut the grass.



what do you think? i'm rich?


20 bucks to cut my grass, you must be crazy.

[Trainwreck2100]

I remember when AC Slater was a lifeguard and the girl faked drowning just so he could ask her to the luau. That would be cool.


And now he's fucking Eva, if we are to believe US weekly. Moral of the Story, become a lifeguard, and fuck a slut 10 years later.

[midgetonadonkey]

One does not need to be a lifeguard to fuck a slut. I've been fucking sluts since the age of 14. God bless sluts.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish more girls would openly admit to being sluts.

[Silver21_Black20]

must of been less than 20 bucks.

Actually, it was a $1.75. He'll do just about anything for some change. Image what he'll do for $6.20.

[Trainwreck2100]

I wish more girls would openly admit to being sluts.


save on time and money that's for damn sure.

[ashbeeigh]

Oh i wish I had something to add tonight, but, alas, I am going to bed. Perhaps I'll contribute something tomorrow.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/2443/artofsurvival2sl.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

One does not need to be a lifeguard to fuck a slut. I've been fucking sluts since the age of 14. God bless sluts.

Ewwww....

[Trainwreck2100]

Ewwww....


It's not his fault that they put out

[midgetonadonkey]

It's not his fault that they put out

Exactly.

[Silver21_Black20]

It's not his fault that they put out

Doesn't mean that he has to stick his dick in everyone of them.

I still say, Ewww...

[Melmart1]

Perhaps I'll contribute something tomorrow.
That would be a first.

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't stick my dick in them, they put my dick in their vagina. Big difference.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Melmart is fantastic. i don't care what everyone else says about her.

[Melmart1]

Midge is a slut. Good for you.

[Melmart1]

I think Melmart is fantastic. .
I concur.

[Trainwreck2100]

Doesn't mean that he has to stick his dick in everyone of them.

I still say, Ewww...

Uh. yeah it does. His dick just wants to get to it's home, dont' you want it to go home

[Melmart1]

Trainwreck is having sex vicariously through Midge's slutty ways.

[CuckingFunt]

I think Melmart is fantastic. i don't care what everyone else says about her.
What does everyone say about her?

[Silver21_Black20]

Melmart has been missed.

[Melmart1]

Melmart has been missed.
Awww, I missed you too :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Melmart has been missed.
I was starting to think she didn't like us anymore. :depressed

[Melmart1]

What does everyone say about her?
yeah! what are all you bitches saying about me?

[Trainwreck2100]

What;s with all the skirts in the Q, it's become infested in my absense.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was starting to think she didn't like us anymore. :depressed

I was thinking the same thing.

[Melmart1]

I was starting to think she didn't like us anymore. :depressed
I had a death in the family, bitches. And now I am behind in my work and cranky and tired and yet I can't sleep. So here I am. Cheer me the fuck up or something!

[midgetonadonkey]

yeah! what are all you bitches saying about me?

They all say you cut your bangs crooked.

[CuckingFunt]

What;s with all the skirts in the Q, it's become infested in my absense.
psst... stop referring to girls as an infestation and you just might get laid.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had a death in the family, bitches. And now I am behind in my work and cranky and tired and yet I can't sleep. So here I am. Cheer me the fuck up or something!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/128848165_f1eaf0c6b9_o-1.gif

This should cheer you up.

[Trainwreck2100]

psst... stop referring to girls as an infestation and you just might get laid.


In these last few weeks I have come to the realization that God hates me, and I'll never get laid.

[Melmart1]

What;s with all the skirts in the Q, it's become infested in my absense.
You are complaining about the presence of ladies? Could the reason you can't get laid be because you are chasing after the wrong gender, gayboy?

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/128848165_f1eaf0c6b9_o-1.gif

This should cheer you up.


dammit if it didn't make me feel good.

[CuckingFunt]

I had a death in the family, bitches. And now I am behind in my work and cranky and tired and yet I can't sleep. So here I am. Cheer me the fuck up or something!
I'm very sorry to hear that.

Alas, my most effective methods for cheering someone up really aren't done justice over the 'net.

[CuckingFunt]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/128848165_f1eaf0c6b9_o-1.gif

This should cheer you up.
Tits are nowhere near as much fun if all you've got to do to see them is look down.

[Trainwreck2100]

You are complaining about the presence of ladies? Could the reason you can't get laid be because you are chasing after the wrong gender, gayboy?


I have neither the impecable fashion sense or disposable income to be an effective homosexual.

[midgetonadonkey]

In these last few weeks I have come to the realization that God hates me, and I'll never get laid.

Fuck a fat chick dude. What the fuck. If you are really that desperate you would lose all standards. A wet hole is a wet hole.

[Melmart1]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/128848165_f1eaf0c6b9_o-1.gif

This should cheer you up.
:vomit:

[CuckingFunt]

I have neither the impecable fashion sense or disposable income to be an effective homosexual.
Shouldn't matter. I know several homosexuals, and very few of them are effective.

[midgetonadonkey]

:vomit:

You don't think her tits are hot??

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck a fat chick dude. What the fuck. If you are really that desperate you would lose all standards. A wet hole is a wet hole.


NO FAT CHICKS!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

NO FAT CHICKS!!!!

Are you sure you aren't gay?

[CuckingFunt]

NO FAT CHICKS!!!!
Awwww. Poor fat chicks.

[Melmart1]

I am reasonably sure one of my roommates is gay and he is a slob with no fashion sense. You wouldnt be a good Gay, but hell, you aren't a good Hetero, either.

[RashoFan]

Da Mother Fing, come from behind BEARS!!!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

Are you sure you aren't gay?


I found the chick with the boobs arousing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am starting to think Trainwreck would rather suck a cock than have his cock sucked.

[Melmart1]

You don't think her tits are hot??
I don't think SHE is hot, period.

[Melmart1]

Da Mother Fing, come from behind BEARS!!!!!
NFL Forum.

Or maybe.. WGAF forum...

[CuckingFunt]

I don't think SHE is hot, period.
Agreed.

[Trainwreck2100]

I am reasonably sure one of my roommates is gay and he is a slob with no fashion sense. You wouldnt be a good Gay, but hell, you aren't a good Hetero, either.


I;ll have you know I'm a fairly decent hetero, I just have this tendency to let chicks walk all over me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't think SHE is hot, period.

What about these chicks?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/3307474191sx.gif
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Supergirl_pointing1.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I;ll have you know I'm a fairly decent hetero, I just have this tendency to let chicks walk all over me.
That's your problem! I think you've got the mechanics all wrong.

[CuckingFunt]

What about these chicks?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/3307474191sx.gif

Salma is just all kinds of fantastic.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck a fat chick dude. What the fuck. If you are really that desperate you would lose all standards. A wet hole is a wet hole.

Don't listen to him, Train. Keep your standards and it'll pay off soon. You'll soon find a hot virgin to fuck.

[Melmart1]

I;ll have you know I'm a fairly decent hetero, I just have this tendency to let chicks walk all over me.
You sound like my friend Marcus. He hasn't gotten any since 2001 cus he lets girls walk all over him. He might as well be a virgin again, it's been five years. His birthday is next Friday and I am gonna get that boy laid somehow.

Say, Trainwreck.. you wanna come to a party next Friday? :lmao

[Melmart1]

Salma Hayek would get done. Multiple times.

[Trainwreck2100]

dammit why is it every time I come here the dubject seems to somehow lead to my lack of getting ass.

[CuckingFunt]

dammit why is it every time I come here the dubject seems to somehow lead to my lack of getting ass.
Because we're so very, very lazy.

[Melmart1]

dammit why is it every time I come here the dubject seems to somehow lead to my lack of getting ass.
Dude, just fucking tell people you finally got lucky and nobody will give a shit anymore. How the hell will anyone know?

[CuckingFunt]

Salma Hayek would get done. Multiple times.
New ways of doing would have to be invented just special for Salma.

[Trainwreck2100]

Dude, just fucking tell people you finally got lucky and nobody will give a shit anymore. How the hell will anyone know?


Lying about getting laid is for pussies.

[3rdCoast]

Trainwreck, is it that you just do not want to have sex or are you trying to but keep failing with the ladies?

[RashoFan]

NFL Forum.

Or maybe.. WGAF forum...
good point sorry...I'll take my celebration there in a minute....
in the mean time....I want you all to entertain me, continue people.

[Melmart1]

good point sorry...I'll take my celebration there in a minute....
in the mean time....I want you all to entertain me, continue people.
You're taking it to the WGAF forum? :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Goodness. One request to cheer someone up, and another to provide entertainment. I don't know if I/we can live up to the pressure.

[Melmart1]

Goodness. One request to cheer someone up, and another to provide entertainment. I don't know if I/we can live up to the pressure.
Fuck her request. I put mine in first.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck her request. I put mine in first. Well, this sure in the hell cheered me up.

http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/2006/10/grindhouse_trailer.html

Dammit. Never mind. Video's gone.

[RashoFan]

New ways of doing would have to be invented just special for Salma.
I would have to agree with that statement. What about Angelina Jolie?

[3rdCoast]

My post earlier from the WGAF Forum @ Spurstalk.com


I was at the bar watching the football game.

I was sure as anything it was over.

I leave the bar, go meet some friends for food.

Come home and sure enough the effing Bears came back.

f that.

[Trainwreck2100]

Well, this sure in the hell cheered me up.

http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/2006/10/grindhouse_trailer.html

Dammit. Never mind. Video's gone.

the video is no longer available

[CuckingFunt]

I would have to agree with that statement. What about Angelina Jolie?
Humanitarian Angie is a pretty girl.

Bad-Girl Angie... :devil :eyebrows ... I wouldn't even let myself say it out loud.

[RashoFan]

You're taking it to the WGAF forum? :lmao
Just the NFL forum...I have not been around lately so WTF is the WGAF forum??

[Kori Ellis]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/128848165_f1eaf0c6b9_o-1.gif



Whenever I do that, LJ says "Can I make that my avatar?" :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

the video is no longer available
I know, and it makes me sad.

[3rdCoast]

Midget, that chick playing with her boobs....is that Svetlana from the Real World?

[Trainwreck2100]

It's probh just some chick from a porno

[CuckingFunt]

I find it too disturbing when her breasts start moving in reverse.

[Melmart1]

Whenever I do that, LJ says "Can I make that my avatar?" :lmao
KORI ELLIS' BRAVATAR COMING SOON TO A PC NEAR YOU...

[Kori Ellis]

KORI ELLIS' BRAVATAR COMING SOON TO A PC NEAR YOU...

It won't be my avatar :lol LJ will just make it into his screensaver or something. Last time he had a topless picture of me as his wallpaper and I was frantic that he had forgotten to take it down before a GTG at our house :lmao because people always use our computers.

[Melmart1]

Seriously, that may have been one of the most obnoxious posts in SpursTalk history.

[CuckingFunt]

KORI ELLIS' BRAVATAR COMING SOON TO A PC NEAR YOU...
Well played.

[Kori Ellis]

Sorry about the death in the family, Mel.

[Melmart1]

Errr, OSC's post, not Kori's.

[CuckingFunt]

Seriously, that may have been one of the most obnoxious posts in SpursTalk history.
Even worse than ashbeeigh's post a few pages ago that informed us she had nothing to add to the conversation?

[Melmart1]

Sorry about the death in the family, Mel.
Thanks, Kori.

[Melmart1]

Even worse than ashbeeigh's post a few pages ago that informed us she had nothing to add to the conversation?
No, that's not obnoxious, that is just overstating the obvious.

[Melmart1]

At least that dumb broad has stayed out of here. If she posts so much as ONE glitter glam piece of shit, I will go postal.

[Kori Ellis]

Mel are you still in San Antonio?

[Melmart1]

Mel are you still in San Antonio?
Si, Senora.

[CuckingFunt]

I found that entire thread to be obnoxious, so it's hard for me to single out that one post. Making a thread about your bravatar, then removing it and thus ensuring many posts to follow asking to see your tits... obnoxious, but in a way, almost admirable. Such dedication.

[Kori Ellis]

At least that dumb broad has stayed out of here. If she posts so much as ONE glitter glam piece of shit, I will go postal.


This is for you ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/Kagrey/Blinkies%20and%20Siggys/Melissa.gif

:lmao

[Melmart1]

I found that entire thread to be obnoxious, so it's hard for me to single out that one post. Making a thread about your bravatar, then removing it and thus ensuring many posts to follow asking to see your tits... DESPERATE but in a way, almost admirable. Such dedication.
There, fixed it for you.

[Melmart1]

This is for you ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/Kagrey/Blinkies%20and%20Siggys/Melissa.gif

:lmao
:pctoss gotdamnmotherfuckingshit! :madrun

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.divaglitter.com/myspace_names/Melissa.gif

[CuckingFunt]

There, fixed it for you.
That works, too.

[CuckingFunt]

For the record, I refuse to believe that those are her tatas until the nipples sparkle.

[Melmart1]

Alright, Kori. You win. I fucking laughed. Now stop it. Please. No, really.

[RashoFan]

For the record, I refuse to believe that those are her tatas until the nipples sparkle.
:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Alright, Kori. You win. I fucking laughed. Now stop it. Please. No, really.

Okay, I just wanted you to laugh.

[Melmart1]

For the record, that pic looked very photoshopped.

[RashoFan]

This is all I have to offer...I have some nasty blister on my feet after spending 1 1/2 in the Guadalupe River for training. That's all I have to give to you good people of the Quattro.

[Melmart1]

Okay, I just wanted you to laugh.
http://www.bartcop.com/mission-accomplished.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

For the record, that pic looked very photoshopped.
No... you see... there was, um, a yellow light bulb and baby oil and stuff.

[3rdCoast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEE05Yc54as&mode=related&search=

[3rdCoast]

Why does the title under my name say 'Believe'?

[timvp]

Why does the title under my name say 'Believe'?

Why not?

[3rdCoast]

Why not?

I have been on this site for almost two years.

I will dictate what is written under my name.

[3rdCoast]

I have been on this site for almost two years.

I will dictate what is written under my name.

That is a confirmed statement.

[Kori Ellis]

I have been on this site for almost two years.

I will dictate what is written under my name.

:lol

That was me saying "Why Not?" I was on LJ's computer.

What do you want it to say?

[3rdCoast]

:lol

That was me saying "Why Not?" I was on LJ's computer.

What do you want it to say?

Piiimmmmmmmmmmmp.

I want it to say -

Bangin' Screw Since 02

[Kori Ellis]

Piiimmmmmmmmmmmp.

I want it to say -

Bangin' Screw Since 02

Do you want your name to stay green?

[3rdCoast]

Do you want your name to stay green?

No, I would like it Blue.

[Kori Ellis]

No, I would like it Blue.

:lol

It can't be blue. It has to be orange in the Club (which is black in the Spurs forum) or just green everywhere.

[3rdCoast]

:lol

It can't be blue. It has to be orange in the Club (which is black in the Spurs forum) or just green everywhere.

Oh, ok.

Then go ahead and leave it green.

[Kori Ellis]

Oh, ok.

Then go ahead and leave it green.

Did you get flapjacks? :reading

[3rdCoast]

Did you get flapjacks? :reading

No, I did not.

I will wait until you and LJ can go too.

[Kori Ellis]

No, I did not.

I will wait until you and LJ can go too.

Well hopefully that will be some night soon. I would like those thin Swedish pancakes. :downspin:

[3rdCoast]

I have not had any IHOP, Jims, or Dennys in months.

Lately, after we have been going out, we have been going to Chachos.

Either there or those little taco stands on the side of the road.

[Kori Ellis]

I have not been to IHOP or Dennys in a long while either. However I have been to Jim's.

Lately though, we go to Pericos most often.

[3rdCoast]

What bars do you and LJ go to?

[timvp]

Get da hell off my computer.

[timvp]

Hey Jay Z fan why don't you join the fantasy basketball league? We need one mo'. Plus it's a good ass team.

[timvp]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51702

[ORION]

I'm thinking about playing ball at joe ward on friday around 6pm. Who's with me ?

[sa_butta]

I'm thinking about playing ball at joe ward on friday around 6pm. Who's with me ?I could go, who is renting it?

[ORION]

I could go, who is renting it?
No one that I know of. I think they have adult open gym at that time until 9pm.

[sa_butta]

No one that I know of. I think they have adult open gym at that time until 9pm.Can you call and find out? Also find out if there is a fee.

[ORION]

Can you call and find out? Also find out if there is a fee.
They are not open yet but if its not rented out is free.

[sa_butta]

They are not open yet but if its not rented out is free.You want to just meet up there about 6p or so?

[ORION]

You want to just meet up there about 6p or so?
yeah. As long as people are running I'll be there about 6pm. I call in a while to make sure it will be good to go.

[sa_butta]

yeah. As long as people are running I'll be there about 6pm. I call in a while to make sure it will be good to go.Let me know either way. I feel like hoopin.

[katyon6th]

Can I come watch?

[ORION]

Can I come watch?
only if you like young sweaty men playing basketball

[katyon6th]

As opposed to old, sweaty men?

Hmmm.

[ORION]

As opposed to old, sweaty men?

Hmmm.
I can arrange that, but of course you can come watch.

[sa_butta]

I can arrange that, but of course you can come watch.http://youtube.com/watch?v=NXpnKnADJQM

[Mixability]

Kid in a candy shop.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9670/untitledky5.png

:flag:

[ORION]

Kid in a candy shop.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9670/untitledky5.png

:flag:
Are those for me ?

[ORION]

We might play on thursday. will keep you posted. Unless people want to play until 7pm on Friday ?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

suck my asshole 1billups1!!!

[RashoFan]

:nerd

[midgetonadonkey]

I am Midge!

[RashoFan]

I am Midge!
so where is your donkey?

[midgetonadonkey]

My donkey is getting blown by a mexican peasant.

[ORION]

My donkey is getting blown by a mexican peasant.
tell Conchita I'm next and ask her if she takes food stamps

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sleepy.

[ORION]

I'm sleepy.
Go stare at boobs. Thats what I do when I get tired at work. Believe it or not it works

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm like Sam the Butcher giving Alice the meat.

[midgetonadonkey]

Go stare at boobs. Thats what I do when I get tired at work. Believe it or not it works

I am staring at boobs. It's helping a little. Actually I just want to rest my head between this chicks tits and take a nap.

I have already seen 6 sets of great tits since I got here at 8.

[midgetonadonkey]

8 sets

[ORION]

8 sets
make sure to do at least 15-20 reps per set. If you want to feel the burn then you have to work hard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

[midgetonadonkey]

It is my humble opinion that I am smarter than 95% of the population. The world is full of dumb assholes.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like hearing my coworker argue with her bf. It's amusing. Apparently he doesn't like hanging out with her and she is complaining.

[midgetonadonkey]

Now she's mad because there are girls he messed around with during the 3 days they were broken up. :lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

Tell her to break up with him. He is a loser.

[midgetonadonkey]

She just hung up on him and stormed off. She is a stupid cunt. She likes being treated like that.

[ORION]

I like hearing my coworker argue with her bf. It's amusing. Apparently he doesn't like hanging out with her and she is complaining.
I read an email the other from a rep to her husband basically telling him its over if he doesn't change

[ShoogarBear]

I like hearing my coworker argue with her bf. It's amusing. Apparently he doesn't like hanging out with her and she is complaining.Is she one of the eight sets?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is she one of the eight sets?

Actually yes. She has a very nice set of tits. Very nice.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, guys, WTF, doesn't anybody believe in surreptitious cammy phone pics anymore? :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

The guard walks around and takes pics of girls' asses with his camara phone.

[ShoogarBear]

The guard needs to be introduced to the Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

The guard is actually a huge dildo. He is a creepy looking white boy.

[Spartacus]

I'm Spartacus!

[ShoogarBear]

Is the world ready for Free Quattro Razor (2)?

[midgetonadonkey]

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May and summer's lease hath all to short a date.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May and summer's lease hath all to short a date.

fag

[midgetonadonkey]

Set number 12 just walked out and Jesus Christ they were the best of the bunch. Fantastic. Simply amazing.

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought you were an ass man, midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20+, ORION

Sandra taking it at both ends.

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought you were an ass man, midge?

I am but breasts can not be ignored.

Great Ass>>>>>Great tits but both are wonderful in their own way.

[ORION]

Gangsta NIP is my hero

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a stank bitch.

[TenBuckTammy]

Got a ten spot?

[Silver21_Black20]

"It's really good to hear your voice...say my name...it sounds so sweet..."

[midgetonadonkey]

"It's really good to hear your voice...say my name...it sounds so sweet..."

Sandra

[ORION]

New episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force starts on Sunday

[ashbeeigh]

I got the times of two classes mixed up today :madrun I amaze myself sometimes. Just amaze.

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you guys still playing basketball, ORION?

[Silver21_Black20]

I got the times of two classes mixed up today :madrun I amaze myself sometimes. Just amaze.

No comment.

[Mixability]

No comment.

I'll fucking comment,


She's a dumbass.

[katyon6th]

I'll fucking comment,


She's a dumbass.

That's fantastic. :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I got the times of two classes mixed up today :madrun I amaze myself sometimes. Just amaze.

Please don't breed.
Ever.

[katyon6th]

You guys are so mean. I love it.

[ORION]

Are you guys still playing basketball, ORION?
I don't think so after all. Joe Ward closes early on Friday and I don't feel like driving all the way to San Antonio to come back around 11pm tomorrow. Unless someone rents a gym out but I can't make those arrangements since I'm in New Braunfels. If people are willing to play on Saturday then I'm down.

[Mixability]

Please don't breed.
Ever.

I don't think she has anything to worry about.


Unless Trainwreck finally gives in to Midge's advice.....

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I don't think she has anything to worry about.


Unless Trainwreck finally gives in to Midge's advice.....

"The darkest day of horror the world has EVER seen!!!!!!!"
:grim:

Kori, we need a "scared/horrified" smilely in here as soon as you can, please?

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't think she has anything to worry about.


Unless Trainwreck finally gives in to Midge's advice.....

:lol

midge is a bad influence.

[ORION]

:lol

midge is a bad influence.
Midge is trying to unit the world and hold hands while singing praises of joy

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Midge is a brilliantly warped nihilist and we can all benefit from his teachings.

[Trainwreck2100]

Brooke Hogan is fucking ugly

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm midge's #1 fan!!

[Trainwreck2100]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/4/0/8406bce7ed88d4cc8e083643e3c6a91a.gif

One plus one is always two
I'm the Goo!
with a drink for you,
My Goo Punch goes with any snack.
so get back Shaq,
'cause it's the Goo attack!
Goo Punch!!!! Hey!!!

[ORION]

I'm midge's #1 fan!!
I'm his High Priest

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l65/jdg9783/peepee.gif

[sa_butta]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l65/jdg9783/peepee.gif:lmao

[ORION]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l65/jdg9783/peepee.gif
I can never see any of your apache kissing crap

[Trainwreck2100]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/4/0/8406bce7ed88d4cc8e083643e3c6a91a.gif

One plus one is always two
I'm the Goo!
with a drink for you,
My Goo Punch goes with any snack.
so get back Shaq,
'cause it's the Goo attack!
Goo Punch!!!! Hey!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_amGQ5LXqQ

[jman3000]

fuck my ex.

that is all.

[Mixability]

fuck my ex.

mcornelio said the same thing, and EVERYONE ended up fucking his ex.

[Trainwreck2100]

mcornelio said the same thing, and EVERYONE ended up fucking his ex.

EVERYONE????

[ShoogarBear]

fuck my ex.

that is all.Been there, done that.

[jman3000]

enjoy.

[ashbeeigh]

No comment.

Now, let me explain myself. I'm taking a class independently that's offered at another time that conflicts with another class that I also need to graduate. Well, actually, two classes that I need to graduate conflict. History and Systems is at 1 and was canceled on Monday. Then, I was like "I'll go my Spanish class that I've never been to, to catch up a day so I can be ahead of things." Thing was, I forgot that it was actually at 2:30, the same time as another class, Political Philosophy. What I really should have done was ask the Political Philosophy professor if I could sit in her 1 o'clock class instead of my 2:30 class so I could go to the Spanish class. It was just some confusion on my part because I had never been to the Spanish class. I'm just calling it a blonde moment, but it probably sounnds lame to everyone else that I got class times mixed up.

[ashbeeigh]

But I can map a network driver.

[tlongII]

Now, let me explain myself. I'm taking a class independently that's offered at another time that conflicts with another class that I also need to graduate. Well, actually, two classes that I need to graduate conflict. History and Systems is at 1 and was canceled on Monday. Then, I was like "I'll go my Spanish class that I've never been to, to catch up a day so I can be ahead of things." Thing was, I forgot that it was actually at 2:30, the same time as another class, Political Philosophy. What I really should have done was ask the Political Philosophy professor if I could sit in her 1 o'clock class instead of my 2:30 class so I could go to the Spanish class. It was just some confusion on my part because I had never been to the Spanish class. I'm just calling it a blonde moment, but it probably sounnds lame to everyone else that I got class times mixed up.

:dizzy

[AmericanPsycho]

huh?

[Mixability]

Now, let me explain myself. I'm taking a class independently that's offered at another time that conflicts with another class that I also need to graduate. Well, actually, two classes that I need to graduate conflict. History and Systems is at 1 and was canceled on Monday. Then, I was like "I'll go my Spanish class that I've never been to, to catch up a day so I can be ahead of things." Thing was, I forgot that it was actually at 2:30, the same time as another class, Political Philosophy. What I really should have done was ask the Political Philosophy professor if I could sit in her 1 o'clock class instead of my 2:30 class so I could go to the Spanish class. It was just some confusion on my part because I had never been to the Spanish class. I'm just calling it a blonde moment, but it probably sounnds lame to everyone else that I got class times mixed up.

Translation for the rest of us:

ashbeeigh is a dumbass

[Squid]

Midge is dickhead.

[Squid]

Midge anally violated my grandmother.

[ashbeeigh]

Translation for the rest of us:

ashbeeigh is a dumbass

Ugh. Whatever. I thought I clarified it.

[Squid]

Don't let them get you down ashbeeigh. What you need is a good inking.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh. Whatever. I thought I clarified it.

Well...you didn't. You just made things worse.

[Squid]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l65/jdg9783/peepee.gif

I think this is the reason Trainwreck has never been laid. He has a tiny penis.

[Squid]

Melmart took a good inking last night.

[Melmart1]

Now, let me explain myself. I'm taking a class independently that's offered at another time that conflicts with another class that I also need to graduate. Well, actually, two classes that I need to graduate conflict. History and Systems is at 1 and was canceled on Monday. Then, I was like "I'll go my Spanish class that I've never been to, to catch up a day so I can be ahead of things." Thing was, I forgot that it was actually at 2:30, the same time as another class, Political Philosophy. What I really should have done was ask the Political Philosophy professor if I could sit in her 1 o'clock class instead of my 2:30 class so I could go to the Spanish class. It was just some confusion on my part because I had never been to the Spanish class. I'm just calling it a blonde moment, but it probably sounnds lame to everyone else that I got class times mixed up.
All I hear is the Peanuts' teacher... bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa....

[Squid]

Melmart showered in my ink.

[Melmart1]

Melmart1 is Squid's bitch. And she likes it.

[Squid]

Oh yeah....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

im seeing kmfdm at emo's in austin tommorow

my chode is nearing explosion

[ShoogarBear]

Does that make you an emo?

[Das Texan]

maybe tonight i will get a full night's sleep.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

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Cant_Be_Faded, Silver21_Black20, Melmart1, ashbeeigh


Nice.


Shoog--naw I'm not emo, but I love every variety of industrial music.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

melmart hates me now, she never even acknowledges my presence

melmart i said

[CuckingFunt]

Melmart1 is Squid's bitch. And she likes it.
I used to be Squid's bitch, but now I'm just his whore.

I still like it.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Emo?

It's a Fugazi...

[CuckingFunt]

Emo makes me want to kill people.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Emo makes me want to kill people.

http://www.emophilips.com/epk/images/emo-philips-blindfold-refused-sm.jpg

I can't imagine why you'd feel that way!

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn Puerto Ricans.

[Kori Ellis]

If you want a SpursTalk t-shirt, place your order by Monday night to get in the first set of orders.

Thanks.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51882

[midgetonadonkey]

Do the shirts have my name on them?

[Kori Ellis]

Do the shirts have my name on them?

No, they don't have names.

[midgetonadonkey]

They should all say midgetonadonkey real big on back. That's just my opinion though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a t-shirt with a picture of squid inking on Melmart.

[midgetonadonkey]

A t-shirt with a picture of Trainwreck's full intact hymen would also be a big seller.

[katyon6th]

Emo?

It's a Fugazi...

What do you know about Fugazi?

Nerd.

[Kori Ellis]

What do you know about Fugazi?

Nerd.

:lol

Katy is witty these days.

[Trainwreck2100]

Cheaters is on G4 some skank withmarker eyebrows is getting cheated on

[Trainwreck2100]

holy shit it's the stabbed episode

[johnsmith]

holy shit it's the stabbed episode


Why can't I ever be home when shit like this is on? I for one applauded when that jackass was stabbed.

[Trainwreck2100]

It's on youtube, but this is the first time I see it in it's entirety

[midgetonadonkey]

I enjoy seeing people get stabbed.

[katyon6th]

:lol

Katy is witty these days.

I wasn't witty before? Boo.

[Kori Ellis]

I wasn't witty before? Boo.

EXTRA witty these days:)