Free Quattro Razor

[ORION]

Happy Halloween people.
It wasn't a happy halloween for many were killed

[Cant_Be_Faded]

batman is the biggest sellout in the history of san antonian self loathing mexicans

[G.Q.]

But he does it with style.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

he tries to be a gringo with his style

[Cant_Be_Faded]

his power tools will be stolen so sayeth la revolucion.

[ORION]

his power tools will be stolen so sayeth la revolucion.
Batman can suck start a leaf blower

[Melmart1]

Good to see you back, Midge. You asshole.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

MELMART i sAID

[RashoFan]

Midge is back....FABUlous!

[angel_luv]

Hey when do the Bears play again, Sis?

I am rooting for them. :)

[CuckingFunt]

The return of Midge AND necro-Mario all in the same day??

Kickass!!

[ShoogarBear]

Sigh. Whatever happened to good threads like Oh, Shit!!!?

[CuckingFunt]

Sigh. Whatever happened to good threads like Oh, Shit!!!?
The original Quattro must have been so good (too good?) that no other thread in the history of all time will ever compare.

Thus, society as a whole will continue to start new threads, full of forced humor and hostility, only to see them drop off after the first few pages. Their glory days as the new "it" thread will be increasingly short lived. And they will slowly wither and die. Destined to live the rest of their lives as home to the collective sighs and rememberences of what once was.

Then we will all go slowly insane.

[Melmart1]

We are already all insane. Too late.

[CuckingFunt]

We are already all insane. Too late.
I know.

But, insaner just sounded too clumsy.

[ShoogarBear]

The original Quattro must have been so good (too good?) that no other thread in the history of all time will ever compare.

Thus, society as a whole will continue to start new threads, full of forced humor and hostility, only to see them drop off after the first few pages. Their glory days as the new "it" thread will be increasingly short lived. And they will slowly wither and die. Destined to live the rest of their lives as home to the collective sighs and rememberences of what once was.

Then we will all go slowly insane.Very analagous to what happened after they canceled The Beverly Hillbillies.

[CuckingFunt]

Very analagous to what happened after they canceled The Beverly Hillbillies.
Indeed.

All my life I've been looking for a cement pond, but the closest I've come is a pool. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Why does the Thriller album kick so much ass?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ps04.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Anyone that doesn't like Balki Bartokomous is unamerican.

[katyon6th]

Chocolate chunk white chocolate macadamia nutness goodness!

[midgetonadonkey]

Why isn't Mario humping Princess' corpes anymore?

[MannyIsGod]

Why does the Thriller album kick so much ass?I don't know, but it does.

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember the days when Batman and I would eat mollejas underneath a big oak tree in the park.

[midgetonadonkey]

Every time I see the name Joe Chalupa it makes me want to eat a chalupa.

[tlongII]

Every time I see the name Joe Chalupa it makes me want to eat a chalupa.

That seems moderately obscene.

[batman2883]

love appletini's? love bull blasters?, if you love them then join us at club pure next friday, friday the 13th folks for $2 dollar appletini's and $2 bull blasters all night long......

[ShoogarBear]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ps04.jpgWhy did you foul Dirk??? :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

Why does the Thriller album kick so much ass?I still remember the first time I heard the opening bars of Billy Jean.

[batman2883]

Why did you foul Dirk??? :madrun
ha hah a ha ha haa ha ha ha

[batman2883]

damn balki why did he foul dirk

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck this shit

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm buying a bottle of tequila tonight. Tonight is the night to get liquored up and violent!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Let's go fuck some whores!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yes, as a matter of fact, the Destroyer 666 show last night DID kick major ass, thank you for asking!

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a few grudges that will be resolved after my bottle of liquor is consumed.

[midgetonadonkey]

Can I get a woop woop?

[midgetonadonkey]

Anyone?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm born again with snakes eyes
Becoming Godsize

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a pair of snake skin boots.

[midgetonadonkey]

And possibly a pair of snake skin chaps.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evenin', pizza at suppertime! When you have pizza on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Draft beer? Not me!
Drink beer, be free!

[midgetonadonkey]

I've always liked draft beer. It gives me a shitty hangover but it's not bad.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the shit is everyone?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Has the Quattro been forsaken for Oh Shit?!?!?!

[TheQuattro]

say it ain't so!

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Oh Shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh Shit is the new Real Women.

[midgetonadonkey]

Two Japanese people are speaking Japanese in front of me right now. I have no idea what the fuck they are saying. I need to learn Jap.

[midgetonadonkey]

I always wanted to be cool like Joe Camal, that's why I started smoking. God bless Joe Camal and the Camal Cigerette Company.

[ShoogarBear]

Two Japanese people are speaking Japanese in front of me right now. I have no idea what the fuck they are saying. I need to learn Jap."Why is that Mexican typing on his computer with his hands down his pants?"

[ORION]

I am tired of this fucking shit that happens when that other stuff happens

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion needs a hug.

[ShoogarBear]

ORION, we need you to regale us with another "boobs in my face" tale.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I am tired of this fucking shit that happens when that other stuff happens

I know what you mean......
:depressed

[Joe Camel]

I always wanted to be cool like Joe Camal, that's why I started smoking. God bless Joe Camal and the Camal Cigerette Company.

I always knew you had great tastes....not in women..but great tastes just the same.

[ORION]

ORION, we need you to regale us with another "boobs in my face" tale.
It seems like today I've seen more cleavage than any other day. Oh and please answer me this .... why do bra makers make bras so low that you think your going to see nip. Then you get close enough and the bra just barely covers them. :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

I like cucumber tit cleavage the best.

[ORION]

I like cucumber tit cleavage the best.
don't get me wrong cleavage is nice but if you get to see a nip its like you infiltrated the pentagon's defenses

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck this. I'm out.

[Joe Camel]

Cleavage is okay but I prefer camel toe.

[ORION]

Cleavage is okay but I prefer camel toe.
why

[midgetonadonkey]

pussy is nice

[ORION]

pussy is nice
what if its too hairy and it tickles your nose

[ORION]

why can't BJ's be considered like back massages and it would be cool to ask chicks for them all the time

[ShoogarBear]

why can't BJ's be considered like back massages and it would be cool to ask chicks for them all the timeYou mean it's not cool? Why doesn't somebody tell me these things? :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

G-spot fluid

[midgetonadonkey]

What do I have to do to get mod powers? I want to be a club moderator.

[RashoFan]

Anyone doing Bike to the Beach in the morning?

[Good 'N Plenty]

I'm doing the ass to work thing in the morning.

[RashoFan]

Same here, I am one the MICU crews for the Bike to the Beach.

[RashoFan]

Au Revoir Peeps, talk to you in a few....days.... weeks....who knows.

[angel_luv]

Same here, I am one the MICU crews for the Bike to the Beach.


Have fun and be safe. :)

[Good 'N Plenty]

Same here, I am one the MICU crews for the Bike to the Beach.

:tu

[mcornelio]

You mean it's not cool? Why doesn't somebody tell me these things? :madrunthey lied to you... its not cool but if she really loves you she will do it every time you ask.

[midgetonadonkey]

Come on, shake your body baby,
do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it till you've tryied it
Do the conga beat

[midgetonadonkey]

La Revolucion will be podcasted ey!

[midgetonadonkey]

I love being an alcoholic. I fucking love the feeling of a swollen liver.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need my title changed. I want it to say Rollin' wit Kid N' Play. Kori, hook me up.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hook me up with the title and mod powers yo.

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss 1Billups1.

[midgetonadonkey]

1/4 of the bottle left to go and it's still early.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://themot.org/gallery/d/54175-1/HoganWTC.jpg

:lmao it wasn't Rumsfeld that was responsible for 9/11, it was the Hulkster. What will the Hulkamaniacs think now?

[midgetonadonkey]

I was a Hulkamaniac. I felt betrayed when he turned on Stinger and Macho Man and formed the NWO.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am watching Golden Girls. The name Sophia makes me sad.

[midgetonadonkey]

Blanche is hot. I'd give her some deep anal.

[midgetonadonkey]

"I wouldn't fuck Sandra Berhardt with Bea Arthur's dick" says Jeffery Ross.

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I was Mr. T.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mrtlg0.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/foodz2ud2.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I was a Hulkamaniac. I felt betrayed when he turned on Stinger and Macho Man and formed the NWO.


That was one of the greatest hoodwinks of all time. "Which side is he on?!?!" "hulk is back!" "but what side is he on!"

then him and the Outsiders own some WCW ass for years until NWO became the norm and they all become cowards

[midgetonadonkey]

After a couple of years, everyone became NWO. There were like 87 members. It became old after a whlie. The NWO Wolfpack was an even lamer idea than adding everyone to the original NWO.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who here has tried heroin?

[midgetonadonkey]

Who here has tried heroin?

Fiend.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fiend.

Fuck your mom.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you know that Mr. T was the first African-American to have his own cereal?

[midgetonadonkey]

That is how he broke civil right's boundaries. He broke the racial cereal boundaries.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/10900451434.jpg

I used to think something like this was funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/poop8nm.jpg

This is still funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you know that Mr. T was the first African-American to have his own cereal?

That's just jibba-jabba!

[midgetonadonkey]

Abortions and miscarriages are no longer funny people.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, abortions are. Just not miscarriages.

[midgetonadonkey]

No more tequila. Only half a joint. I need to be more numb.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want pain to hurt less.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why am I the only one posting? Somebody, please speak your opinion no Mr. T.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, abortions are. Just not miscarriages.
What about a miscarriage on the way to an abortion clinic?

[midgetonadonkey]

What about a miscarriage on the way to an abortion clinic?

That is still okay.

[midgetonadonkey]

Angel of Death!!

Monarch to the Kingdom of the Dead!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I drink pee.

[TheQuattro]

quiet

[midgetonadonkey]

I just can't fit
Yes, I believe it's time for us to quit
When we meet again
Introduced as friends
Please don't let on that you knew me when
I was hungry and it was your world.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want nachos.

[Kori Ellis]

I want nachos.

Call Batman.

[midgetonadonkey]

That other thread blows.

[midgetonadonkey]

Call Batman.

You call batman!

[Kori Ellis]

You call batman!

Batman is always up for Nachos at Chachos.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm afraid he might try to touch me.

[Kori Ellis]

I'm afraid he might try to touch me.

Or are you afraid that you'd enjoy it?

[midgetonadonkey]

I know I would enjoy it. That's the problem. He has very soft hands a very gentle touch.

[midgetonadonkey]

He once gave me a hand job at a local diner.

[CuckingFunt]

He once gave me a hand job at a local diner.
Booth or table?

[BeerIsGood!]

Damn, this mother fucker is DEAD. Fucking Midget talking to himself - that's something you expect to see at Charter Palms.

[katyon6th]

There's a party on my TV.

[BeerIsGood!]

I'm stuck in a fucking hotel in Arlington with nothing to do. All my party buddies are gone after the UT game and I don't have enough cash for a quality hooker (j/k). This night sucks.

[Good 'N Plenty]

Law & Order Marathon is on my TV.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, this mother fucker is DEAD. Fucking Midget talking to himself - that's something you expect to see at Charter Palms.:lol

Now I am resisting the urge to start a thread called Charter Palms.

[ashbeeigh]

Holy crap, Ramen, may have to be one of the worst smells in the world.



And cue Ramen troll.

[katyon6th]

Did you do something new with your hair, ashbeeigh?

[ashbeeigh]

Did you do something new with your hair, ashbeeigh?

Nope, it was just pulled back in that picture.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Orion is right.

[midgetonadonkey]

I continue to think ashbeeigh is an all inclusive prostitute.

[CuckingFunt]

Holy crap, Ramen, may have to be one of the worst smells in the world.
Might want to try a different flavor.

Holy Crap Ramen certainly doesn't sound very tasty.

[ashbeeigh]

Might want to try a different flavor.

Holy Crap Ramen certainly doesn't sound very tasty.

I wasn't eating it, I could smell it from the vents upstairs. Not to mention, I don't eat it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wasn't eating it, I could smell it from the vents upstairs. Not to mention, I don't eat it.

She eats other things. :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

She eats other things. :eyebrows
For the low, low price of ten dollars.

[MannyIsGod]

hahahahaha

[ramen]

Holy crap, Ramen, may have to be one of the worst smells in the world.



And cue Ramen troll.


I've smelt worse things.

[ORION]

I think Orion is right.
I know I am but which one of my teachings are you referring to ?

[TenBuckTammy]

For the low, low price of ten dollars.

Works for me

[ORION]

I hit some softballs this weekend

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I hit some softballs this weekend

If you just wore a cup, they wouldn't hurt when you hit them.

[ORION]

If you just wore a cup, they wouldn't hurt when you hit them.
no you silly willy. I'm talking about softball. You know with a bat and stuff. oh and a glove. Oh man and I was at a bar on Friday and a girl from work threw herself at me and I turned her down so know I feel creeped out when I see her

[ORION]

midgetonadonkey+, Silver21_Black20 do something funny , NOW !

[ORION]

midgetonadonkey+, Silver21_Black20 do something funny , NOW !
and then kiss each other deep with tongue

[Silver21_Black20]

midgetonadonkey+, Silver21_Black20 do something funny , NOW !

Why does he have a + by his name and I don't? How come I'm not on your Buddy List? :madrun

[ORION]

Why does he have a + by his name and I don't? How come I'm not on your Buddy List? :madrun
I copied then pasted and I didn't think anyone wanted to be my buddy

[jman3000]

Silver21_Black20+

[angel_luv]

Silver21_Black20+

Aw... how cute. :)

[ORION]

ORION+

[ORION]

The bottom of my shoe smells like burnt mecco

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Will inclimate weather be enough to get me out of jury duty, and if not, why?

[jman3000]

Will inclimate be enough to get me out of jury duty, and if not, why?
why the hell would you want to pass up the chance to get $6 for an entire day worth of waiting?

[ORION]

Will inclimate be enough to get me out of jury duty, and if not, why?
just don't go. They won't do anything to you

[Silver21_Black20]

Jury duty isn't so bad, I was chosen as a juror. I got $126 for four days of doing absolutely nothing.

[ORION]

when they interview you say " I feel so good right now" make sure to say this after each question

[ORION]

Jury duty isn't so bad, I was chosen as a juror. I got $126 for four days of doing absolutely nothing.
I got paid more as an escort

[Phil Cabinet]

Eat your own dung !

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey+, Silver21_Black20

[ORION]

I need a massage

[midgetonadonkey]

With or without the happy ending?

[ORION]

Silver21_Black20+ killed a man

[ORION]

With or without the happy ending?
It depends ........well maybe it doesn't. With

[ORION]

I've seen Midgetonadonkey+ tear a phone book in half with his butt cheeks. Then slapped 1Billiups1 in the face

[Silver21_Black20]

Silver21_Black20+ killed a man

I didn't mean too.

[ShoogarBear]

I didn't mean too.He didn't say two, he said "a".

[RashoFan]

tired tired tired tired tired tired tired
bored bored bored bored bored bored bored

[1Parker1]

tired tired tired tired tired tired tired
bored bored bored bored bored bored bored

:tu

[Cant_Be_Faded]

He who chugs the most Old English 800's benefits from the pain of being a man.

-HST

[ashbeeigh]

1Billups1 has a total of 1000!

:wtf

[midgetonadonkey]

I saw Katy at Target. Her smile made my day brighter.

[katyon6th]

Wish we could've gotten coffee or something.

It was a nice surprise seeing you, though, Midge. :)

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sorry I wasn't a bit more talkative. I was high.

[ORION]

I'm sorry I wasn't a bit more talkative. I was high.
Did you grope her ?

[katyon6th]

Yeah and I couldn't stop smiling. I was on a shopping high. I bought three pairs of earrings for like $10.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you grope her ?

No but I should've.

[katyon6th]

No but I should've.

It would've been cooler if you did.

[midgetonadonkey]

It would've been cooler if you did.

Next time I see you that will be the first thing I do.

[ORION]

Next time I see you that will be the first thing I do.
when are you going to the store again ?

[ORION]

It would've been cooler if you did.
Are you passing out invitations ?

[ORION]

I was thinking ... I think I will go to a GTG this season

[Silver21_Black20]

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[ORION]

what is everyone doing ?

[katyon6th]

I was thinking ... I think I will go to a GTG this season

Groping will ensue.

[ORION]

Groping will ensue.
I'll make sure to put lotion on my hands for your comfort

[Silver21_Black20]

what is everyone doing ?

Enjoying the weather. I love when it rains.

Are you at work?

[ORION]

Enjoying the weather. I love when it rains.

Are you at work?
I am at work but I have a huge window in front of me so I can see the rain. Rain is like so wet ,you know ?

[katyon6th]

I am at work but I have a huge window in front of me so I can see the rain. Rain is like so wet ,you know ?

Definitely need windows to look out during work in order to still feel alive or some shit.

[ORION]

Definitely need windows to look out during work in order to still feel alive or some shit.
my co-worker and I made a new game. He sits a few cubes away and we throw ketchup packets at each but we are not allow to block them. The walls are high enough that we cannot see each other. I can't sit around all day box in like a turtle's peeker. The window does help

[katyon6th]

my co-worker and I made a new game. He sits a few cubes away and we throw ketchup packets at each but we are not allow to block them. The walls are high enough that we cannot see each other. I can't sit around all day box in like a turtle's peeker. The window does help

My office is on the 1st floor, directly in front of the elevators. People watching is so much fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

My office is on the 1st floor, directly in front of the elevators. People watching is so much fun.

Do you make fun of them?

[KEDA]

I wish it was colder outside

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20, ORION

SB is getting sandwiched.

[ORION]

Do you make fun of them?
I can't let 2 minutes go by without making fun of someone here. We have so many nick names for people here.

[ORION]

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midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20, ORION

SB is getting sandwiched.
she likeded it

[katyon6th]

Do you make fun of them?

Of course. Like Orion, we have nicknames and made up names for people that walk passed our office.

Harry Potter just got onto the elevator.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20, midgetonadonkey, katy

:eyebrows

[ORION]

Of course. Like Orion, we have nicknames and made up names for people that walk passed our office.

Harry Potter just got onto the elevator.
We have acid face and meth head

[midgetonadonkey]

I call our white boy security guard Cracker.

[midgetonadonkey]

I come from a land down unda.

[ORION]

I call our white boy security guard Cracker.
because he is salty ?

[ORION]

I come from a land down unda.
great ! now I'm going to have that F-ing song in my head and the only way to get it out is with a bullet

[midgetonadonkey]

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.

[midgetonadonkey]

I really heard thunder.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you speak a my language?

[midgetonadonkey]

He just smiled and gave me a vegamite sandwich

[midgetonadonkey]

I just wanted to make sure that anyone reading that would get that song stuck in their head all day. It's driving me crazy now I must drive everyone else crazy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I call our white boy security guard Cracker.

You know, if you jumped on his back and had him take you everywhere, you could be midgetonahonky

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Couch slouch...........
..................you suck!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Couch slouch........
..........FUCK OFF!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Days off are the shit. I can drink beer and smoke all day. God bless America.

[midgetonadonkey]

Schlitz Blue Bull, you are my best friend.

[ORION]

I get the weekends off but when I come to work it seems like I work more at home. I want to run around naked outside in front of the building again

[ORION]

Schlitz Blue Bull, you are my best friend.
I thought you gave up drinking

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought you gave up drinking

I gave up giving up drinking. I'm on the wagon wagon.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't drink as much as I used to though.

[ORION]

I don't drink as much as I used to though.
soak the beer in some panties and then suck on them all day

[Silver21_Black20]

Kick Ass!!

My supervisor's meeting got canceled. I'm glad cause it was all the way the hell at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater.

[Mr Dio]

Kick Ass!!

My supervisor's meeting got canceled. I'm glad cause it was all the way the hell at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater.


Megaplexxx holds Meatings @ Verizon????

[katyon6th]

soak the beer in some panties and then suck on them all day

Oh dear.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/128848165_f1eaf0c6b9_o-1.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

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[Silver21_Black20]

Megaplexxx holds Meatings @ Verizon????

I think you've mistaken me for someone else, Dio.

[Mr Dio]

I think you've mistaken me for someone else, Dio.


No, you're SB, Sand, Soufside, sweats from only 1 pit, right???
I thought I'd read that you work for Megaplexxx.
Seriously, you don't?
Blaze that freakin' LIAR!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

No, you're SB, Sand, Soufside, sweats from only 1 pit, right???
I thought I'd read that you work for Megaplexxx.
Seriously, you don't?
Blaze that freakin' LIAR!!!

Well...in this thread, people call Shoogarbear SB. Maybe it is him you are thinking of.

Speaking of Blaze...he said something about you in another thread that made me say, "Hmmmmmm..."

[Mr Dio]

Well...in this thread, people call Shoogarbear SB. Maybe it is him you are thinking of.

Speaking of Blaze...he said something about you in another thread that made me say, "Hmmmmmm..."

So the other things don't apply to you?

Things that make you go hmmm.......
(You're too young to remember when that was popular :lol )

Yeah, that JB is so silly.
He leaves my place in the morning & tries to BUTCH-UP by dissing me.
He knows where his buns are buttered (lubed) though. :lol

[katyon6th]

Dio is such a slut.

[Silver21_Black20]

So the other things don't apply to you?

Things that make you go hmmm.......
(You're too young to remember when that was popular :lol )

Yeah, that JB is so silly.
He leaves my place in the morning & tries to BUTCH-UP by dissing me.
He knows where his buns are buttered (lubed) though. :lol

Yes...the other things you said in your previous statement applied to me.

Wow...I had no idea, Blaze!!

[ShoogarBear]

I just wanted to make sure that anyone reading that would get that song stuck in their head all day.

Who could it be knocking at my door?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yes...the other things you said in your previous statement applied to me.

Wow...I had no idea, Blaze!!

Hey! People here have actually met my girlfriend unlike Dio.

Dio's just got this strange homoerotic fantasies about posters here...I'm surprised he hasn't gone after Shoog or Manny.

[Mr Dio]

Dio is such a slut.


Don't hate!!!

[Mr Dio]

Hey! People here have actually met my girlfriend...

Yeah, I've met many posters here.

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Dio's just got this strange homoerotic fantasies about posters here...I'm surprised he hasn't gone after Shoog or Manny.

It ain't so strange at 3am when you're making that Chorizo call!
I like a little spicy bitch that talks back!
As you've done here. :lol

[katyon6th]

I thought Dio was straight? What?

[ORION]

my new boss in california wants to meet with me and she has a great big boo-tay. Should I be worried ?

[Mr Dio]

I thought Dio was straight? What?


I am straight!
My boyfriend Blaze is gay!

[Silver21_Black20]

my new boss in california wants to meet with me and she has a great big boo-tay. Should I be worried ?

You should always be worried around big boo-tay chicks. ;)

[ORION]

You should always be worried around big boo-tay chicks. ;)
with all that wagon she draggin !

[Mr Dio]

my new boss in california wants to meet with me and she has a great big boo-tay. Should I be worried ?

Only if she is the one that wants to MEAT you!

[ORION]

Only if she is the one that wants to MEAT you!
shoot! I'll MEAT her ! I'll MEAT the crap out of her !

[ShoogarBear]

Dio's just got this strange homoerotic fantasies about posters here...I'm surprised he hasn't gone after Shoog or Manny.

Stay away, don't come round here no more.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey! People here have actually met my girlfriend unlike Dio.
I've heard this, only with another verb.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've heard this, only with another verb.

Just for that, I just PM'ed Dio your address and the code to your garage.

[Silver21_Black20]

Just for that, I just PM'ed Dio your address and the code to your garage.

You know Shoog's garage code. Geez...you get around.

[Mr Dio]

Just for that, I just PM'ed Dio your address and the code to your garage.

How did you have it you cheating mutha fucka!?!

[ShoogarBear]

Blaze keeps saying he wants to push my buttons. :oops

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Dio learned to play "Hide the burrito" when he was a congressional page.

[ashbeeigh]

Just for that, I just PM'ed Dio your address and the code to your garage.

I bet you know what radio station his alarm is set to as well.

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum. I can't type apperantly.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I bet you know what radio station his alarm is set to as well.

I bet you know how far Midge's cock fits in your culo.

[ashbeeigh]

I bet you know how far Midge's cock fits in your culo.

It was a joke, I wasn't going to start anything. Goodness.