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[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Time to go to the market.

[katyon6th]

Time to go to the market.

Around here we say "time to go to HEB".

[sa_butta]

Around here we say "time to go to HEB".could have been HEB Central Market.

Funny how they basically have a monopoly in SA now.

[ashbeeigh]

holy cow it's cold outside. I think real shoes are good idea, instead of flip-flops.

[RashoFan]

I believe the movie is called "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny".
They go ona quest to find a legendary guitar pick that was used on the recordings of several legendary rock albums.
Looks fairly goofy.
:lol
But it will still Fing ROCK!!!!! Tenacious D rules!!!
...(even if it is goofy)

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So I'm in line at the MARKET......... :rolleyes
.....and I'm standing there at the register waiting to check out. As usual, I check out the covers of the weekly scandal rags, and the story on the bottom of the front page of The National Enquirer just about sent me into a fit of hyserical laughter.
The headline, you ask?

"Hollywood's New Odd Couple:
Clay Aiken and..........Pee Wee Herman"!!!!!!

:lmao x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[katyon6th]

"Hollywood's New Odd Couple:
Clay Aiken and..........Pee Wee Herman"!!!!!!

:lmao x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

They do resemble eachother. How fucking scary.

[midgetonadonkey]

Casino is one of the greatest movies ever.

[CuckingFunt]

Casino is one of the greatest movies ever.
I love that one.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've never seen Casino.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've never seen Casino.

Actually, neither have I.

[midgetonadonkey]

You two suck.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You two suck.

Maybe, but the chicks love when I do it to them.

[Jekka]

Boo.

[ORION]

I missed the new episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force !!!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I missed the new episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force !!!!

I saw it. It was really funny.
I'm still debating whether it was funnier than "Metalocalypse" or not.

[Marklar MM]

I missed Celebrity Paranormal.

[ORION]

I saw it. It was really funny.
I'm still debating whether it was funnier than "Metalocalypse" or not.
:bang

[Silver21_Black20]

Either the mailman hasn't passed by yet or we didn't get any mail today.

[ORION]

Either the mailman hasn't passed by yet or we didn't get any mail today.
Are you expecting a package to be delivered?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Okay, okay. I've come to a conclusion:
last night's new episode of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" WAS funnier than last night's new episode of "Metalocalypse". Coming from me, that's saying a lot.
You can stop hitting your head against the wall now, ORION.

[midgetonadonkey]

I used to be SB's mailman.

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you expecting a package to be delivered?

No. I just like seeing mail in the mailbox. And today, it is empty.

[ORION]

Okay, okay. I've come to a conclusion:
last night's new episode of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" was funnier than last night's new episode of "Metalocalypse". Coming from me, that's saying a lot.
You can stop hitting your head against the wall now, ORION.
ok :dizzy

[ORION]

I used to be SB's mailman.
so did I.

[ORION]

No. I just like seeing mail in the mailbox. And today, it is empty.
haha you said your box is empty

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Corpses fill the city streets........

[Silver21_Black20]

haha you said your box is empty

Well.....it is.

[ORION]

I wonder......... How many mailmen get laid during their route on a daily basis ? what is the percentage ?

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder......... How many mailmen get laid during their route on a daily basis ? what is the percentage ?

I'd say under 5% do on a daily basis. The percentage is probably higher if you look at those that get laid on a weekly or bi-weekly basis.

[ORION]

I'd say under 5% do on a daily basis. The percentage is probably higher if you look at those that get laid on a weekly or bi-weekly basis.
why do I have the feeling that you've already looked into it ?

[midgetonadonkey]

why do I have the feeling that you've already looked into it ?

haha actually I haven't but it is a very interesting question. I wish I knew some mailmen that I could turn to for an answer to this.

[ORION]

someone just dropped off food at my co-worker's desk and he left for the day. I'm going to steal it !!!!

[sa_butta]

someone just dropped off food at my co-worker's desk and he left for the day. I'm going to steal it !!!!Have you ever caught anyone stealing your lunch?

[ORION]

Have you ever caught anyone stealing your lunch?
no but I just got caught right , but I played it off very well and the chick said I could have it. Did you catch someone ?

[ORION]

haha actually I haven't but it is a very interesting question. I wish I knew some mailmen that I could turn to for an answer to this.
I think you need to go undercover and get me those results. I want you to try hard to score and video tape every encounter for research purposes.

[sa_butta]

no but I just got caught right , but I played it off very well and the chick said I could have it. Did you catch someone ?Yeah but he didnt eat it, he threw my lunch away thinking he was doing everyone a favor (cleaning out the fridge). I made him buy my lunch that day and then sold him some bunk shit later that week.

[sa_butta]

I think you need to go undercover and get me those results. I want you to try hard to score and video tape every encounter for research purposes.Along those same lines I wonder if Plumbers really lay alot of pipe. Do you think they get some action on housecalls?

[midgetonadonkey]

Mailmen probably score more trim than plumbers because generally mailmen are in better shape and probably more attractive to chicks.

[ShoogarBear]

haha actually I haven't but it is a very interesting question. I wish I knew some mailmen that I could turn to for an answer to this.
You want a mailman with all the answers?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/675000/images/_676072_cliff150.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Shet. None of you young'uns will probably even get that one.

[midgetonadonkey]

I got that one. I was a big Cheers fan back when I was a kid.

[midgetonadonkey]

There is nothing Cliff Clavin didn't know.

[ShoogarBear]

The thought of Cliff Claven scoring on a daily basis is funny to say the least.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ma taught him better than that.

[ShoogarBear]

Carla: If the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes who would they eat first?
Woody: Well probably the maid, 'cause she's not kin
Cliff: Yeah, but if they were smart they would ask her the best way to prepare herself.
--------------------
Cliff: Interesting little article here. It says that, uh... the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... sixty-four percent.
---------------------

Cliff: Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
---------------------
Woody: What's a Freudian Slip?
Cliff: That's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
---------------------
Cliff: How would the Civil War had changed if Abraham Lincoln had octopus tentacles instead of a beard?
---------------------
Cliff: Did I ever tell you kids about the first Thanksgiving? It took place between the ancient Egyptains and aliens from a distant galaxy.
---------------------
[Sam tries to hotwire Cliff's disabled car]
Frasier: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Sam: Don't worry. My old friend Buck taught me how to hotwire a car.
[Sam electrocutes himself and falls to the ground]
Frasier: Sam, are you all right?
Sam: Diane?
Cliff: You see, Sammy. What your friend Buck never counted on was the Cliff Clavin Auto Security System. First, Mr. Car Thief gets the shock of his life, then the doors automatically lock and the alarm goes off.
Norm: Wait, the doors *lock*?
Cliff: Yeah, and the alarm should be going off. I don't know why it ain't working.
Norm: I guess I'll have to do it manually then...
[screaming at Cliff]
Norm: You locked us out of the car!
---------------------
Norm: Would you like to tell me what is tattooed on my butt forever?
Cliff: I love the U.S. Post Office.
[pause]
Cliff: What does mine say?
Norm: I love Vera.
Cliff: If you want I can come over and show Vera.
Norm: No, Cliff, that's all right.
Cliff: Then would you mind coming by the Post Office and show all the guys?

[Silver21_Black20]

Shoog...that is too damn long to read.

[ShoogarBear]

Kids these days with their MTV attention spans . . .

[ShoogarBear]

Take an extra hit of Ritalin and try again . . .

[midgetonadonkey]

I want some Ritalin. No wait, adderall. Adderall is kick ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

One time I got hit in the head with a baseball and got a concussion.

[Silver21_Black20]

I want some Ritalin. No wait, adderall. Adderall is kick ass.

:nope

[ashbeeigh]

I think I may kill the boys that live above me. That woke me up from my post testing nap. Bastards.

[midgetonadonkey]

I used to pop two Adderall and be able to study without losing my train of thought. That shit really makes you focus. Good stuff.

[ShoogarBear]

You take a nap to test posting? Very strange.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I may kill the boys that live above me. That woke me up from my post testing nap. Bastards.

Why don't you go suck them off?

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, midge. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

You take a nap to test posting? Very strange.

I had two tests back to back and then an hour and a half class so I needed a nap, so I called it a post test nap.


Why don't you go suck them off?

Well, because that would be a reward for them being noisy wouldn't it?

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I may kill the boys that live above me. That woke me up from my post testing nap. Bastards.

Are they hot?

[johnsmith]

Well, because that would be a reward for them being noisy wouldn't it?


Depends, are you any good at it?

[ashbeeigh]

Are they hot?

I think one of them is, but I nearly fall on my face in front of him today. Yeah, I'm a klutz. I was going up the stairs from the basement of the science building and I almost made the step and stumbled, almost up op of everyone walking... he was one of them. I don't think he would take my threats seriously. He would ask me something like "How, are you going to fall on me?" :lol

[Das Texan]

whats happenin tonight?

[ShoogarBear]

If the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat, we'd be having pussy every year for Thanksgiving.
-Redd Foxx

[midgetonadonkey]

haha the Cowboys

[midgetonadonkey]

I watched the first half of the game at a bar near my house and everytime I cheered a Cowboys fuck up I was looked at very ugly. I had to leave at halftime because I was afraid of an ass kicking.

[midgetonadonkey]

I am about to be fired. I just heard.

[Jekka]

I am about to be fired. I just heard.
We have booze and generic Soma over here - sounds like a party! You'll forget all about being fired.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't care if I get fired. Fuck that job.

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss CuckingFunt. She doesn't post as much as she should.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, because that would be a reward for them being noisy wouldn't it?
Only if it was good.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't care if I get fired. Fuck that job.

Now would be a good time to sucker punch your supervisor and then drop a deuce on his/her chest.

[CuckingFunt]

I miss CuckingFunt. She doesn't post as much as she should.
See, now I'm confused. I keep hearing from others that I post too much.

[Jekka]

Now would be a good time to sucker punch your supervisor and then drop a deuce on his/her chest.
Indeed.

[RashoFan]

Now would be a good time to sucker punch your supervisor and then drop a deuce on his/her chest.
Remind me not to piss you off Joe..... damn! :wow

[RashoFan]

French Fries with ranch dressing is good.

[midgetonadonkey]

See, now I'm confused. I keep hearing from others that I post too much.

Fuck what anyone says but me says. I think you should post 30-40 times a day. At least.

[RashoFan]

Fuck what anyone says but me says. I think you should post 30-40 times a day. At least.
That would be midge-worthy. :wakeup

[midgetonadonkey]

French Fries with ranch dressing is good.

How would you like sausage and ranch dressing?? :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck what anyone says but me says.
What about what Squid says?

[CuckingFunt]

How would you like sausage and ranch dressing?? :eyebrows
Or calamari with ink dressing?

[RashoFan]

That would be midge-worthy. :wakeup
Who Posted?
Total Posts: 2,853
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Is it bad manners to quote oneself?

[RashoFan]

How would you like sausage and ranch dressing?? :eyebrows
as long as the "dressing" isn't chucky like bleu cheese....

[midgetonadonkey]

What about what Squid says?

Squid is good people in my book. You should listen to him as well.

[midgetonadonkey]

as long as the "dressing" isn't chucky like bleu cheese....

It's not chunky, but it's sticky.

[RashoFan]

Outtie, I have to learn how to save people. Have a day looooooong class. Late.

[RashoFan]

It's not chunky, but it's sticky.
:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Beer!

[CuckingFunt]

Vodka!

[midgetonadonkey]

In what city does CuckingFunt live?

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt lives in a crappy city in Central California, but hopes to be leaving it soon.

[midgetonadonkey]

You better get out of California soon. According to my God, California is fucked.

[Fillmoe]

goonie goo goos!

[CuckingFunt]

You better get out of California soon. According to my God, California is fucked.
Californians are a strange bunch. We feel a certain sense of superiority for having the nads to live in a state that could break off and float away any day now. It's how we show we're hardcore.

[midgetonadonkey]

goonie goo goos!

Why do you have such a gay sig??

[CuckingFunt]

Because Fillmoe likes the cock.

[midgetonadonkey]

Californians are a strange bunch. We feel a certain sense of superiority for having the nads to live in a state that could break off and float away any day now. It's how we show we're hardcore.

I'm sorry but I don't see any Californian as hardcore. In my opinion, every single Californian, male or female, sucks dick. No offense but fuck California. I'll say that until the day I die.

[Trainwreck2100]

Can anyone believe that Nickelodean could produce a movie as awesome as Nacho Libre?

[midgetonadonkey]

Can anyone believe that Nickelodean could produce a movie as awesome as Nacho Libre?

Your believing that Nacho Libre is an awesome movie is the reason you still haven't stuck your dick in a nice wet pussy. Don't admit shit like this. It doesn't help.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sorry but I don't see any Californian as hardcore. In my opinion, every single Californian, male or female, sucks dick. No offense but fuck California. I'll say that until the day I die.
I've lived in California for almost my whole life, and love lots of things about it. However, since it is the state that elected the Terminator to run the show, you certainly won't see me getting my panties in a knot over a few well deserved insults.

As for your assertion that all Californians suck dick... well, I'll let someone else argue that point, because it probably wouldn't be very convincing coming from me.

[Trainwreck2100]

Your believing that Nacho Libre is an awesome movie is the reason you still haven't stuck your dick in a nice wet pussy. Don't admit shit like this. It doesn't help.


Awesome was a little over the top, but it was still entertaining, and I'll have you know I saw it with a girl so there.

[CuckingFunt]

Awesome was a little over the top, but it was still entertaining, and I'll have you know I saw it with a girl so there.
But did you fuck her?

[Fillmoe]

Why do you have such a gay sig??


i lost a bet.... should be pretty fucking obvious.....

[Fillmoe]

But did you fuck her?


he saw the movie with his mom...... u sure u want to ask that questoin?

[midgetonadonkey]

Awesome was a little over the top, but it was still entertaining, and I'll have you know I saw it with a girl so there.

Watching a movie with a chick doesn't mean you aren't a virgin anymore. You should've tried the old stretch and yawn.

[midgetonadonkey]

i lost a bet.... should be pretty fucking obvious.....

Why should it be obvious? Your posts are gay as fuck, so I just figured you love cock.

[CuckingFunt]

Stretch and yawn doesn't work. He just needs a slut.

[Fillmoe]

Stretch and yawn doesn't work. He just needs a slut.


is that where u come in?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Watching a movie with a chick doesn't mean you aren't a virgin anymore. You should've tried the old stretch and yawn.


http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/ppopcorn.jpg

[Fillmoe]

Why should it be obvious? Your posts are gay as fuck, so I just figured you love cock.

well im sorry u have the iq of a crack baby who been hit in the head with a frying pan

[midgetonadonkey]

well im sorry u have the iq of a crack baby who been hit in the head with a frying pan

That is the lamest comeback I've encountered since Horry for 3! used to frequent this thred. Come back when you can dish out some decent insults.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Ive got no
Soul to tell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get
Away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Just came on Sirius...

[CuckingFunt]

is that where u come in?
Oh Fill... It's been done.

And, so much better.

[CuckingFunt]

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Ive got no
Soul to tell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get
Away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Just came on Sirius...
That song gives me a funny feeling.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That song gives me a funny feeling.

Funny-sexy or funny-Fillmoe-begging-for-head-from-his-Indian-girlfriend?

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like fucking a bitch like an animal. Any takers??

[CuckingFunt]

Funny-sexy.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel like fucking a bitch like an animal. Any takers??
Odd... a bitch IS an animal.

[Trainwreck2100]

Watching a movie with a chick doesn't mean you aren't a virgin anymore. You should've tried the old stretch and yawn.

didn;t work

[CuckingFunt]

Next time, just whip it out during the movie. See what happens.

Gotta be around, like, the 30 minute mark. Opening credits would be way too soon, and waiting any longer would probably be enough for you both to get sucked into the story line.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The ole pecker-in-the-popcorn tub never fails. Ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

didn;t work

Just find yourself a slut. If you whip your cock out at a movie with a slut the worst things to happen are you ger rejected or you get your cock sucked. Either way it's better than not trying at all.

[ashbeeigh]

what the shit? Where did everyone go?

[TheQuattro]

I'm tired.

[lightsout]

All this talk of sluts got me thinking.......


Let's go bake a naked pretzel, Pet Tone's snake and make it spit all over your lips
The width of my dick is so thick, it won't fit in the midst of a ship's haul
Did you call me chauvinist? All because I just wanna be blown and kissed
Lick your slit and just make you moan in bliss, Stick my dick in your kizzle-hole and jizz
You know what your motive is, otherwise, you would've stayed home and shit
Roll with it, my hope is this, we fuck and your homegirl's next

[lightsout]

Kindly, step away from the cock if you ain't got the jist to freak
Gimme your heiney - it'll fit - you'll see!
I'm a pervert and your Ms. Discrete
Leaving a bitch with more glistening shit on her neck than Mr. T
Skillfully spread the legs she's wet between, I'm thrilled to eat! Pussy's a delicacy
I'm getting obscene, but I can't think of another way to be letting off steam
Unless you let me get a pet in your jeans

[lightsout]

I got plans to act, a true pervert will fuck you till you're handicapped
And so, gimme your number, nah, fuck it, gimme a hummer
Shimmy your bum around her mug and then cum to gimme the thunder
Stick it up under your G-Spot, and rock on
Then watch the replay at 'Shhhhh! Iwonttellnobody dot com

[Good 'N Plenty]

I could use a good fuck right now.

[CuckingFunt]

I could use a good fuck right now.
Sounds like lightsout is in the mood. You two should hook up.

[Jekka]

I could use a good fuck right now.
Couldn't we all?

[lightsout]

Sounds like lightsout is in the mood. You two should hook up.


Odd that you'd say that when in this exact same thread you've said...



Because Fillmoe likes the cock


But did you fuck her?


Stretch and yawn doesn't work. He just needs a slut.


That song gives me a funny feeling.


Funny-sexy.


Next time, just whip it out during the movie. See what happens.

[CuckingFunt]

Odd that you'd say that when in this exact same thread you've said...
Midge was right, I should post more often.

[Benny Blanco]

Im from the Bronx where hoes like CuckingFunt get used like they sposed to!

[Trainwreck2100]

More rappers should take advantage of the theme from Beverly Hills cop

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Couldn't we all?

I'd settle for a decent sandwich.

[lightsout]

Midge was right, I should post more often.Your 18 posts a day are enough.

[lightsout]

So is this the place where all the losers that aren't getting any ass hang out?

[CuckingFunt]

I'd settle for a decent sandwich.
What kind of sammich?

[CuckingFunt]

Your 18 posts a day are enough.
Enough to attract lots of attention from people with way better things to do, apparently.

[CuckingFunt]

So is this the place where all the losers that aren't getting any ass hang out?
I don't know. Is it?

[lightsout]

Do you consider your last two posts witty or insulting?

[lightsout]

I'm guessing from your comicbookesque pictures you are just a fat, nerdy, ugly, heffer slob cunt that sits at home all day long seeking acceptance on a message board. Next time you have "actual" sex, be sure to PM me.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you consider your last two posts witty or insulting?
Not really.

But, since I haven't found any of your posts to be witty or insulting, I suppose it all fits.

[CuckingFunt]

Next time you have "actual" sex, be sure to PM me.
I'll pass.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ashbeeigh,
post something or turn off your damn computer and give up for the night!

[lightsout]

How much will money will it take to pry away the first issue of The Amazing Spider-Man?

[lightsout]

:sleep Your next insult is taking forever

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

How much will money will it take to pry away the first issue of The Amazing Spider-Man?

This sounds like a job for........

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/357px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png

[lightsout]

Seriously CuckingFunt,

I will give you 300 hundred dollars for you #1 issue of Amazing Spider-Man. PM me if you are interested. If you'd like to trade that issue for the first complete set of mint X-men cards I'd be more than willing. The special edition Thanos card alone is worth half of what I'm offering.

[CuckingFunt]

Seriously CuckingFunt,

I will give you 300 hundred dollars for you #1 issue of Amazing Spider-Man. PM me if you are interested. If you'd like to trade that issue for the first complete set of mint X-men cards I'd be more than willing. The special edition Thanos card alone is worth half of what I'm offering.
Now I'm the one who's curious, is this supposed to be witty or insulting?

[lightsout]

Just tell me what comic books you collect and we will move on from there.

[CuckingFunt]

Just tell me what comic books you collect and we will move on from there.
I don't.

[lightsout]

So we don't move on with that route.


Okay, how many vibrators do you own?

[lightsout]

Does it really take this long to go through your sock drawer and count them?

[CuckingFunt]

Okay, how many vibrators do you own?
Why, wanna borrow one?

[CuckingFunt]

Does it really take this long to go through your sock drawer and count them?
Impatiently waiting for each of my responses is a really great way to show how much of a life you have. I'll have to remember that technique.

[lightsout]

Impatiently waiting for each of my responses is a really great way to show how much of a life you have. I'll have to remember that technique.And each response you give to my impatient ass really shows how truly exciting your life is! So, how many dildos do you own? I know you counted. At least tell me this, one or two hands.

[lightsout]

Prove to me you have a life and don't respond!

Better yet, prove to me you aren't addicted to the internet and don't respond!

[CuckingFunt]

And each response you give to my impatient ass really shows how truly exciting your life is! So, how many dildos do you own? I know you counted. At least tell me this, one or two hands.
You asked how many vibrators I owned, not dildoes.

[CuckingFunt]

Prove to me you have a life and don't respond!

Better yet, prove to me you aren't addicted to the internet and don't respond!
I know it may come as a shock, but I'm remarkably unmotivated to prove a thing to you. I know what my life is, and I'm good with it.

Now, pretty please, with sugar on top, why the fuck do you care even a little bit about my life?

[lightsout]

You asked how many vibrators I owned, not dildoes.
I'm not sure that you are supposed to add the "es" to dildo, I could be mistaken though.


I'm assuming you use dildos/vibrators/fingers more for stimulation than an acutal "other" human. Am I wrong?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm assuming you use dildos/vibrators/fingers more for stimulation than an acutal "other" human. Am I wrong?
Complicated question.

What about the times that I use toys/fingers with another human?

What about the times that I use toys/fingers on another human?

[lightsout]

Complicated question.

What about the times that I use toys/fingers with another human?

What about the times that I use toys/fingers on another human?


I should have been more specific.

I assume, and correct me if I'm wrong, that you stimulate yourself more with your own vibrators/dildos/fingers, than you are stimulated by others.

[CuckingFunt]

I should have been more specific.

I assume, and correct me if I'm wrong, that you stimulate yourself more with your own vibrators/dildos/fingers, than you are stimulated by others.
I've never really analyzed it that closely, to be honest, but I fail to see what would be proved even if I did since I'm currently in a long distance relationship.

[lightsout]

I've never really analyzed it that closely, to be honest, but I fail to see what would be proved even if I did since I'm currently in a long distance relationship.


:dramaquee You must be replacing batteries weekly.

[Silver21_Black20]

Blah!!!

[katyon6th]

I'd settle for a decent sandwich.

Roast beef, maybe?

Creme brulee for dessert.

[kingsfan]

Morning people, what's going on?

[ShoogarBear]

Quattro Rule: never say good morning.

[kingsfan]

Who said anything about good?

[ShoogarBear]

An improvement, but tossing in an insult would be even better.

[kingsfan]

fuck you all http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiflipoff.gif
better?

[ShoogarBear]

*sniff*

Makes me proud.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh,
post something or turn off your damn computer and give up for the night!

It had been off for like 2 hours. That's happened to me before. :wtf

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate some of the choices I've made.

[midgetonadonkey]

How do you get a gay guy to fuck a girl?

Fill her pussy with shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

Three games in a row...oh yes, it is possible.

[jman3000]

Three games in a row...oh yes, it is possible.


*cough*non-disclosure agreement*cough*

[Das Texan]

what a fucking long day.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.thecouchinthebasement.com/crisp.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

slayer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashbeeigh]

dios mio.

[CuckingFunt]

Just 'cause.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5157/salmank4.gif

[atxrocker]

^^best post in this thread. salma was incredible in that scene.

[Fillmoe]

yadada!

[ORION]

I'm tricking the manager into thinking I've lost my voice today.

[midgetonadonkey]

Macbeth does murder sleep!

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge shall sleep no more!

[midgetonadonkey]

I haven't been able to sleep in weeks.

[Boston George]

i hate allergies

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe you should try a bed.

[Boston George]

i wish but it wont work, alas there are no beds around

[midgetonadonkey]

I am currently learning how to tap dance.

[ashbeeigh]

I am going to wear boots today. Yees I am.

[midgetonadonkey]

Cowboy boots?

[Kori Ellis]

I am currently learning how to tap dance.

I used to take tap dancing lessons as a youngster.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm hoping to become as accomplished a tap dancer as Ben Vereen.

[midgetonadonkey]

Actually, I'm a terrible dancer. Jews have more rhythm than I do.

[midgetonadonkey]

I come from a land down under.

[Dr.McDreamy]

I like to screw around.

[ashbeeigh]

Cowboy boots?

I only wore cowboy boots when I was a little kid. I'm talking cool kid rain boots.

[CuckingFunt]

So... you wore cowboy boots only as a child, and are now going to wear "kid rain" boots as an adult?

[midgetonadonkey]

You should probably wear a ski mask as well.

[midgetonadonkey]

I only wear cowboy boots when I'm in the bedroom.

[CuckingFunt]

With spurs, or without?

[midgetonadonkey]

It depends on how freaky the chick wants to get.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like inserting the spur into the vagina.

[sa_butta]

I like inserting the spur into the vagina.Do you give it a spin before insertion??

[tlongII]

http://www.rum.cz/galery/cam/bb/inniss/img/bb28.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you give it a spin before insertion??

Of course. The ladies love it.

[ashbeeigh]

So... you wore cowboy boots only as a child, and are now going to wear "kid rain" boots as an adult?
I meant to say cool rain boots. My bad. But my feet are small enough for them to be considered "kid rain boots"

[midgetonadonkey]

Isn't cool rain boots an oxymoron?

[Pauly Shore]

hey guys...its da weasel lalalalalalalalalalalala

[sa_butta]

There is a guy at my work whose real first name is Midge, this is the first time Ive heard of this.

[ShoogarBear]

Did you ask him if he has a donkey?

[sa_butta]

Did you ask him if he has a donkey?No, but I will check the parking lot.

[Pauly Shore]

Yo Butta Tonight Man Go To Metropolis....1 Dollar Anything In The House...all Night Long....corona, Dos Xx's, Top Shelf Liqour, Anything 1 Dollar!!!

[Pauly Shore]

Plus It Gets Really Really Nice Out There On Wednesdays

[Silver21_Black20]

There is a guy at my work whose real first name is Midge, this is the first time Ive heard of this.

Tell Midge I said Hi!

[Pauly Shore]

You'd Shut Your Face Sb If You Knew What Was Good For Ya

[Pauly Shore]

Jman3000= Priest Fondler In German

[ORION]

Rain is like so wet

[Pauly Shore]

Im Sure Thats How I Left Your Mom This Morning Orion, Nice And Juicy

[sa_butta]

Yo Butta Tonight Man Go To Metropolis....1 Dollar Anything In The House...all Night Long....corona, Dos Xx's, Top Shelf Liqour, Anything 1 Dollar!!!I have to go get my daughters B-day gift for the big bash on Saturday. Im not going out this week. But thanks for the heads up.

[ORION]

Im Sure Thats How I Left Your Mom This Morning Orion, Nice And Juicy
So what your saying is that you get women started but can't finish them off.

[ORION]

I have to go get my daughters B-day gift for the big bash on Saturday. Im not going out this week. But thanks for the heads up.
don't go out with Pauly, he hangs out with this faglord named Mark and they like to give each other shockers all night

[midgetonadonkey]

Rain is like so wet
Just like your snatch.

[Pauly Shore]

who's mark and whats a shocker?? i just like to have good times, metropolis is the best club in san antonio as far as appearence, and it gets really really nice on wednesdays

[Pauly Shore]

Just like your snatch.
-midge

[ORION]

Mark is a pole smoking pillow biting rump ranger

[Pauly Shore]

Mark is a pole smoking pillow biting rump ranger
thats rather harsh don't you think, geesh i feel sorry for the guy now

[Pauly Shore]

i know what you should do, how about you stop crying orion, how about you take that dress off so we can end this tea party already...

[midgetonadonkey]

I've heard that Mark can deep throat a 14 inch sausage.

[Pauly Shore]

midge is so high he's definitely not low

[Pauly Shore]

I've heard that Mark can deep throat a 14 inch sausage.
what about fajitas

[Pauly Shore]

i want some sugar smacks

[Pauly Shore]

lalalalalalalalalalalalala

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.thecouchinthebasement.com/crisp.jpg
C'mon, bat, aren't you going to say anything about this?

[midgetonadonkey]

those three words make bat's mouth water.

[ORION]

I've heard that Mark can deep throat a 14 inch sausage.
It was 15

[ORION]

i know what you should do, how about you stop crying orion, how about you take that dress off so we can end this tea party already...
the only tea you get are tea bags

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn Mexicans.

[sa_butta]

Damn Mexicans.Did they blow their fuckin leaves on your patio again? I hate that shit.

[NZHayden]

its back?

[sa_butta]

its back?over 3000 posts ago.

[NZHayden]

damn where the hell have i been

[sa_butta]

damn where the hell have i been:cooldevil

[ashbeeigh]

dum dum dum. My kid cool rain boots were a hit in my Psychology class today. Everyone wanted a pair.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jackass 2 is funny as hell.

[midgetonadonkey]

Anyone want to buy a copy of Jackass 2, the Departed, Employee of the Month, School for Scoundrals or Clerks 2?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm trying to make some beer money.