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ashbeeigh
09-26-2006, 12:18 AM
Just 'tween us, I bet people would stop doing it if you stopped reacting to it.

I'm never one to lose an arguement. That's my problem.


Finally I get to be the rebel! :fro

:lol
:D


Don't bet on it. I squash every roach I see. And well, Roaches > Ashbeigh.

Who's ashbeigh?

MannyIsGod
09-26-2006, 12:21 AM
:lmao @ Ashbeigh thinking she never loses an argument.

Maybe you've never been one to realize that you've lost, but thats ok. We don't expect much from idiots.

MannyIsGod
09-26-2006, 12:21 AM
Dammit!

I was working on a tactic to stop the whining.Focus on getting her to commit suicide. No Ashbeigh, no whining.

Melmart1
09-26-2006, 12:23 AM
Just 'tween us, I bet people would stop doing it if you stopped reacting to it.
she's a fucking attention whore. she can't help it. she will continue to react and feign that it hurts her feelings as long as people still pile on. so as long as we go around in a circle, might as well continue to knock on her. it's more fun that way when i have insomnia.

Melmart1
09-26-2006, 12:24 AM
Who's ashbeigh?
Is that all you got? Seriously, that is weaker than one of Rasho's dunks.

ashbeeigh
09-26-2006, 12:25 AM
Is that all you got? Seriously, that is weaker than one of Rasho's dunks.

No, if he's going to insult me, even if I'm going to "lose" the battle he's going to at least spell my name right.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 12:25 AM
Is that all you got? Seriously, that is weaker than one of Rasho's dunks.

Ouch! :depressed

Melmart1
09-26-2006, 12:25 AM
No, if he's going to insult me, even if I'm going to "lose" the battle he's going to at least spell my name right.
YOU don't even spell your name right, ASHLEY. So shut the fuck up!

ashbeeigh
09-26-2006, 12:28 AM
YOU don't even spell your name right, ASHLEY. So shut the fuck up!

Haven't you ever heard of "creativity"?

Melmart1
09-26-2006, 12:29 AM
Haven't you ever heard of "creativity"?
No, but if Freud wrote about it, I am sure you have heard of it.

ashbeeigh
09-26-2006, 12:33 AM
No, but if Freud wrote about it, I am sure you have heard of it.

No, actually Freud is full of shit for the most part, he has no reliable research to back up anything he did. Just because he's the first psychologists anyone names off the top of their head doesn't mean he's the most important. There are plenty that have more reliable data and research then Freud. Just because that's the first thing that sounded insulting doesn't mean it was.

MannyIsGod
09-26-2006, 12:38 AM
No, actually Freud is full of shit for the most part, he has no reliable research to back up anything he did. Just because he's the first psychologists anyone names off the top of their head doesn't mean he's the most important. There are plenty that have more reliable data and research then Freud. Just because that's the first thing that sounded insulting doesn't mean it was.What the fuck?

How the hell do your friends put up with you? Do they all want to slam your head against a wall until you it shuts you up, Ashbeigh?

Melmart1
09-26-2006, 12:41 AM
Poor ashbeeigh. She just can't help herself. She was born with a dirty foot in her mouth.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 12:45 AM
Poor ashbeeigh. She just can't help herself. She was born with a dirty foot in her mouth.
I feel like I'm missing so much by being a newb. :depressed

ashbeeigh
09-26-2006, 12:54 AM
Poor ashbeeigh. She just can't help herself. She was born with a dirty foot in her mouth.


:lmao. You make me laugh so hard I just want to piss on someone.

MannyIsGod
09-26-2006, 12:55 AM
Piss on your feet. You'll get off to your fucking fetish and you might just get them (relatively) clean.

ashbeeigh
09-26-2006, 12:57 AM
Piss on your feet. You'll get off to your fucking fetish and you might just get them (relatively) clean.

So insult someone who actually cares. Because you obviously haven't "squashed ashbeigh" yet.

E20
09-26-2006, 01:02 AM
What is this thread about.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 01:03 AM
What is this thread about.

Something about bukkake and Rex Grossman.

MannyIsGod
09-26-2006, 01:06 AM
So insult someone who actually cares. Because you obviously haven't "squashed ashbeigh" yet.

I remember one being "not saying good night" another being "not a word of 50 cent" and towards the end it was "Always be an asshole to ashbeeigh." Which has, obviously carried over quite well except for RashoFan and angel_luv.
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E20
09-26-2006, 01:09 AM
Something about bukkake and Rex Grossman.
I don't get it.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 01:11 AM
What is this thread about.
Bukkake, bukkake, bukkake.

More bukkake.

Golden showers. Dirty feet.

And, just for good measure, a bit more bukkake.

Melmart1
09-26-2006, 01:12 AM
Don't forget hostility and making fun of ashley who not only can't spell her name but can't capitalize it either.

NASpurs
09-26-2006, 01:12 AM
Should I repost the rules?

I can't believe I just spent 10 minutes reading this piece of shit thread. :pctoss

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 01:13 AM
Don't forget hostility and making fun of ashley who not only can't spell her name but can't capitalize it either.
Duh, Mel, it's called creativity.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2006, 02:17 AM
Damn!
It's great to see hostile Mel back again!

Melmart1
09-26-2006, 02:40 AM
Damn!
It's great to see hostile Mel back again!
It's good to feel hostile again. Now kindly fuck off :)

RashoFan
09-26-2006, 05:33 AM
Something about bukkake and Rex Grossman.
Sir, I have been insulted,*(slaps Joe with a white glove)prepare to get your ass whooped.




















Joe is jealous that I have a thing for atheletes that wear the #8 on their jersey...... :lol

TheTruth
09-26-2006, 05:44 AM
Fag

RashoFan
09-26-2006, 05:54 AM
There you are Truth!!! * bowing to the giver of life to the 'Ttro....

RashoFan
09-26-2006, 05:55 AM
Speaking of life, I am off to work to go save lives....







Not really, I'll probably be sleeping all day.......

KEDA
09-26-2006, 06:39 AM
I just want to clean something up between the two of us. My feet have never been dirty. They are clean and smell of vanilla almonds.

why must you lie on MySpace, you are like the first person to lie on MySpace ever!

:lmao :lmao

Sigmund Freud
09-26-2006, 07:22 AM
No, actually Freud is full of shit for the most part, he has no reliable research to back up anything he did. Just because he's the first psychologists anyone names off the top of their head doesn't mean he's the most important. There are plenty that have more reliable data and research then Freud. Just because that's the first thing that sounded insulting doesn't mean it was.

:flipoff You need to do more research.

TheQuattro
09-26-2006, 07:24 AM
You tell 'em Sig.

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:16 AM
I can't believe I posted in this thread so much last night.

KEDA
09-26-2006, 09:24 AM
I can't believe I posted in this thread so much last night.


sounds like you need the quattro morning after pill

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 09:38 AM
I can't believe I posted in this thread so much last night.
Finger bruises?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 09:54 AM
My belly hangs over my belt. I find it very attractive.

Spam
09-26-2006, 10:05 AM
I hang down to my knees and women find that very attractive.

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 10:11 AM
I was such a potty mouth last night.

Oh dear.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 10:15 AM
Sho is number 12 now. :)I always thought of him as number 2.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 10:17 AM
My middle initial is L and your title has been changed, 'ho.Good thing. If your middle initial was P, katy might try to drink you.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 10:17 AM
I want to eat food. Yet, there is no food to eat.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 10:19 AM
There are some mornings where coffee is better than sex.





Wait... what the fuck did I just say?

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 10:24 AM
There are some mornings where coffee is better than sex.


You could combine the two and just fuck Juan Valdez.

Or the donkey.

Or both.

You know, maybe you should stick to my first idea.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 10:25 AM
CF is gonna do a donkey show?

JuanValdez
09-26-2006, 10:26 AM
You could combine the two and just fuck Juan Valdez.

You know, maybe you should stick to my first idea.

I'm up for it.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 10:26 AM
I like donkey shows.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 10:27 AM
You could combine the two and just fuck Juan Valdez.

Or the donkey.

Or both.

You know, maybe you should stick to my first idea.
Not sure how much caffeine I'd get from fucking Juan.

And, I'll save the donkey show for someone else.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 10:27 AM
Sir, I have been insulted,*(slaps Joe with a white glove)prepare to get your ass whooped.

I may have been born in Uvalde, but I was raised on the West-Side!

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 10:28 AM
Not sure how much caffeine I'd get from fucking Juan.

And, I'll save the donkey show for someone else.

I would have imagined it would have been very easy to have him with a pot of coffee on his chest while you ride him, making it easy to drink while you, well, ride him.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 10:29 AM
Or at least you two could have sex in a pile of coffee beans.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 10:30 AM
Or maybe a coffee enema while he's spanking your ass.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 10:30 AM
I would have imagined it would have been very easy to have him with a pot of coffee on his chest while you ride him, making it easy to drink while you, well, ride him.
Drink hot coffee while fucking? Any sex that's tame enough to allow that just isn't worth having.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 10:31 AM
Drink hot coffee while fucking? Any sex that's tame enough to allow that just isn't worth having.

Well, at least nobody can say I didn't offer possible solutions to potential problems.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 10:33 AM
Or at least you two could have sex in a pile of coffee beans. Beans could end up in bad places.


Or maybe a coffee enema while he's spanking your ass. I'll pass.


Well, at least nobody can say I didn't offer possible solutions to potential problems. And I do thank you.

JuanValdez
09-26-2006, 10:36 AM
Just remember.....I'm good to the last drop. :smokin

tlongII
09-26-2006, 10:38 AM
How did this thread get resurrected? I thought I killed it! :madrun

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 10:39 AM
How did this thread get resurrected?
The Quattro gave Jesus a blowjob so he'd give up the secret.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 10:40 AM
The Quattro would never give a blowjob. The Quattro made Jesus blow him.

tlongII
09-26-2006, 10:41 AM
The Quattro gave Jesus a blowjob so he'd give up the secret.

Was that Jesus Ramirez who works part-time as a moderator for Kori?

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 10:42 AM
Didn't I hear that the original Quattro was killed by gay porn? Maybe it inspired some soul searching.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 11:02 AM
Fear the Sho, you silly, old bear!

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 11:06 AM
I like to drink through a straw.

And I just killed another goddamn gnat. @Q)(*&)#@(%&)%(*&

TheQuattro
09-26-2006, 11:06 AM
Chuy ain't got shit on me.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2006, 11:14 AM
How did this thread get resurrected?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002PUHF6.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1113554538_.jpg

The miracles of modern medicine........

Mixability
09-26-2006, 11:18 AM
F the Sho

fixed

StrongPersuader
09-26-2006, 11:42 AM
Let's try this again.

sa_butta
09-26-2006, 11:48 AM
I like to drink through a straw.

And I just killed another goddamn gnat. @Q)(*&)#@(%&)%(*&I hate straws, I never use one. Unless Im drinking in the car.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 11:49 AM
And just when I was beginning to think you were a really nice guy, Danyo!

For shame!

Mixability
09-26-2006, 11:59 AM
And just when I was beginning to think you were a really nice guy, Danyo!

For shame!

your play by play of talk shows put me over the top......

:pctoss

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 12:00 PM
Ok...no more posts/pics about 'Sho. K! Ok.

Mixability
09-26-2006, 12:02 PM
Ok...no more posts/pics about 'Sho. K! Ok.

:tu

I wish the NBA had a team in Alaska, so there could be even MORE distance between us and Rasho.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 12:05 PM
:tu

I wish the NBA had a team in Alaska, so there could be even MORE distance between us and Rasho.

I know angel will be very upset that I said that but if I read another post about Rasho... :pctoss

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 12:08 PM
your play by play of talk shows put me over the top......

:pctoss

I was asked to do those and it isn't as if you couldn't avoid the thread.




Ok...no more posts/pics about 'Sho. K! Ok.


I know angel will be very upset that I said that but if I read another post about Rasho... :pctoss


Better stock up on pc's to toss. :angel

Phenomanul
09-26-2006, 12:13 PM
I was asked to do those and it isn't as if you couldn't avoid the thread.








Better stock up on pc's to toss. :angel


'Fear angel_luv' would now be more appropriate.... :spin

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2006, 12:14 PM
"Just say "no" to 'Sho".

Mixability
09-26-2006, 12:19 PM
"Just say "no" to 'Sho".

or just simply:

No-Sho

ididnotnothat
09-26-2006, 12:21 PM
J-Lo

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 12:21 PM
Or better yet... it's Sho Time. :D

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2006, 12:25 PM
No-Sho
:tu

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 12:37 PM
My apologies to Katy for mentioning her name in the same sentence as ashbeeigh.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 12:42 PM
10 more hours until I get out of work.

Mixability
09-26-2006, 12:42 PM
My apologies to Katy for mentioning her name in the same sentence as ashbeeigh.

you shouldn't even waste your time typing out her name......a s h awfuckit.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 12:46 PM
Ah Shit!!!

Mixability
09-26-2006, 12:47 PM
i'll just call her ashtray

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 12:58 PM
My apologies to Katy for mentioning her name in the same sentence as ashbeeigh.

Even though you started that ridiculous string of comparisons between me and that girl, I will forgive you, Midge.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 01:03 PM
Greg Berhendt is on WGN- today's show topic: Learning how to fight fair in a relationship.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 01:04 PM
Greg Berhendt is on WGN- today's show topic: Learning how to fight fair in a relationship.
No hits below the belt?

oh crap
09-26-2006, 01:07 PM
I hate this thread.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:07 PM
Even though you started that ridiculous string of comparisons between me and that girl, I will forgive you, Midge.

Woo Hoo!!

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 01:14 PM
No hits below the belt?

I love GBS ( Greg Behrendt Show). It's smart and funny and relevent. You should all be watching, if you're not already.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:15 PM
Who the hell is Greg Behrendt?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:15 PM
I believe in America.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 01:16 PM
angel_luv won't even quote my name.

I feel like such a sinner.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:16 PM
You must repent your sins!!

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:17 PM
Send me $40 dollars and I will make sure all is forgiven. I'm your direct link to God.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:17 PM
Call me Midge Olsteen.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:19 PM
I should start a church.

mcornelio
09-26-2006, 01:23 PM
who brought back the quattro

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:24 PM
Your mother.

Mixability
09-26-2006, 01:24 PM
who brought back the quattro


your ex gf sucked it off until it was resurrected.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 01:24 PM
who brought back the quattro
Look at the first post.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 01:25 PM
your ex gf sucked it off until it was resurrected.
Each and every post contained within the new Quattro is symbolic of a drop of Columbian jizz dripping down your ex-girlfriend's bukkaked face.







Sorry, angel.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 01:26 PM
Who is Greg Behrendt?


He is the author of the book " He's just not that into you." Greg also worked as a consultant for Sex and the City.

http://www.gregbehrendt.com/news.php

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 01:28 PM
Hahaha...you bukkake crazed bastards!

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:29 PM
Hahaha...you bukkake crazed bastards!

Don't act like you aren't into getting bukkaked. I know the truth.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 01:29 PM
I was also a consultant on "Sex and the City," but somehow, consulting the hookers on Zarzamora doesn't quite have the glamour of four women in New York City.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:29 PM
You wear more jizz on your face than HorryFor3!.

batman2883
09-26-2006, 01:31 PM
What The Hizzle

batman2883
09-26-2006, 01:31 PM
Damn It Feels Warm And Cozy.....but I Dont Know If Its The Right Fit

batman2883
09-26-2006, 01:32 PM
It Says Free Quattro Razor.....but I Dont Believe It

Mixability
09-26-2006, 01:32 PM
What The Hizzle

arent you on company time?

:lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 01:32 PM
Damn It Feels Warm And Cozy.....but I Dont Know If Its The Right Fit

Well, if she laughs at you when she sees it, it's not the right fit.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:33 PM
It's an illusion.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 01:33 PM
Don't act like you aren't into getting bukkaked. I know the truth.

Fuck that, I'd kick a dude in his nutsack if he tried to do that shit.

batman2883
09-26-2006, 01:33 PM
Im On Lunch Break

batman2883
09-26-2006, 01:34 PM
It's an illusion.
I TOO FEEL AS IF THIS WERE A MIRAGE

Mixability
09-26-2006, 01:34 PM
Im On Lunch Break

:lmao

you really got in trouble for being on the net at work?

batman2883
09-26-2006, 01:35 PM
I Was On A Lot At One Point Remember Ha Haha So I Knew It Would Catch Up To Me

batman2883
09-26-2006, 01:35 PM
Man I Had Me Some Carne Guisada With Cheese

Mixability
09-26-2006, 01:35 PM
I Was On A Lot At One Point Remember Ha Haha So I Knew It Would Catch Up To Me

So now you have designated "spurstalk" time? They caught you online or what?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:37 PM
I've never had cheese in my carne guisada. It just seems gross to have cheese with the gravy.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:40 PM
Listen here my children. God has come to me and told me he can forgive your sins for the low price of $29.95 plus tax. Help me have your sins forgiven so you can live an everlasting life at the right hand of our lord.

I only take cash and money orders.

Mixability
09-26-2006, 01:42 PM
Listen here my children. God has come to me and told me he can forgive your sins for the low price of $29.95 plus tax. Help me have your sins forgiven so you can live an everlasting life at the right hand of our lord.

I only take cash and money orders.

only a "recovering alcoholic" would be friends with a guy who can make water into wine.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 01:43 PM
Listen here my children. God has come to me and told me he can forgive your sins for the low price of $29.95 plus tax. Help me have your sins forgiven so you can live an everlasting life at the right hand of our lord.

I only take cash and money orders.
I've got a LOT of sins to confess. Can I get some sort of group rate?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:46 PM
I've got a LOT of sins to confess. Can I get some sort of group rate?

I just asked God about that and he said for the low price of $94.99 we can have half of your sins forgiven. The other half would have to be paid individually.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 01:47 PM
I just asked God about that and he said for the low price of $94.99 we can have half of your sins forgiven. The other half would have to be paid individually.
Fuck that madness. The sinning is usually free.

mcornelio
09-26-2006, 01:50 PM
damn you... i had my sin erased once... that shit cost a boatload... i had this suit and they got fucking holy water all over the shit... shit was ruined.

TheIllusionist
09-26-2006, 01:50 PM
It's an illusion.

Maybe....maybe not.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2006, 01:54 PM
Listen here my children. God has come to me and told me he can forgive your sins for the low price of $29.95 plus tax. Help me have your sins forgiven so you can live an everlasting life at the right hand of our lord.

I only take cash and money orders.

Now exactly where are the collected funds going to to be funneled?
If I'm going to send you my hard earned money that I have initially earmarked for booze, strippers and the Mastodon show in San Diego this weekend, I want, no, DEMAND to know exactly where and how said funds are being spent and how much of them are going to be lining the waistbands of other exotic dancers not in my area.
It's only fair.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 01:55 PM
Now exactly where are the collected funds going to to be funneled?
If I'm going to send you my hard earned money that I have initially earmarked for booze, strippers and the Mastodon show in San Diego this weekend, I want, no, DEMAND to know exactly where and how said funds are being spent and how much of them are going to be lining the waistbands of other exotic dancers not in my area.
It's only fair.

Your money will be spent on prositutes, coke and booze. I mean, it will go to the church and the children.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2006, 02:05 PM
it will go to the church and the children.

Sorry.
You should've stuck with option 1.
I only contribute money to causes that help speed up the downfall of mankind and society.

Das Texan
09-26-2006, 02:16 PM
is this the new oh shit?


or the reincarnation of the thread i missed previously?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 02:24 PM
Daniel LaRusso is gonna fight?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 02:24 PM
Daniel LaRusso is gonna fight!

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2006, 02:33 PM
Is it really true that "Soup is good food" or merely a clever marketing ploy by the Campbell's corporation?

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 02:37 PM
I heard chicken soup is for the soul.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-26-2006, 02:38 PM
I heard chicken soup is for the soul.

That's merely a clever marketing ploy by the Lifetime network.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 03:13 PM
On a side note: I was at Target earlier getting some stuff and walked through the facial care aisle. Since I've moved from San Angelo, I haven't been able to find my Mach 3 and I've been using disposables to shave.

I figured I would buy a Quattro Titanium.

To my surprise, it works pretty well and the replacement cartridges didn't cost a whole hell of a lot (in comparison).

I'll report back tonight to let you know if attractive blond women in sports bras and hot pants fall all over themselves at the sight of me.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 03:16 PM
I'll report back tonight to let you know if attractive blond women in sports bras and hot pants fall all over themselves at the sight of me.

Sounds like a V-Bookie to me. :)

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 03:44 PM
He is the author of the book " He's just not that into you." OMG, he wrote that piece of crap?

GBS = Goofy Bull Shit.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 03:46 PM
I was also a consultant on "Sex and the City," but somehow, consulting the hookers on Zarzamora doesn't quite have the glamour of four women in New York City.The hookers on Zarzamora are smarter, and less in need of a consultant.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 03:50 PM
On a side note: I was at Target earlier getting facial. Since I've moved from San Angelo, I haven't been able to find my Mach and I've been using disposables.

I'll report back tonight in sports bras and hot pants.

tlongII
09-26-2006, 03:56 PM
Don't act like you aren't into getting bukkaked. I know the truth.

The Truth bukkaked S21B20? :wow

BeerIsGood!
09-26-2006, 03:58 PM
Do you know how to tell if you have a sensitive side or not? After you bukkake a girl - do you at least get her a towel?

Girls - if a guy gets you a towel he's a keeper. It gets no better than that.

Kori Ellis
09-26-2006, 04:01 PM
Midget are you still playing in the SpursTalk dynasty league this season, if so, please message LJ so that you can make your cuts and payment arrangements. If not, then tell me so I can sell you team.

Thanks.

Kori Ellis
09-26-2006, 04:01 PM
Katy's teeth are like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

























(Katy told me I had to say something nice about her to avoid people talking about her drinking piss.)

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 04:01 PM
Yeah I probably won't be able to.

Kori Ellis
09-26-2006, 04:02 PM
Yeah I probably won't be able to.

LOL Thanks for telling us when we've been asking for the last 2 months. :lol

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 04:02 PM
I tried replying to LJ's email but it kept coming back to me as undelieverable.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 04:02 PM
Did I spell undelieverable right?

Kori Ellis
09-26-2006, 04:03 PM
Melmart - Can you do GGG next Tuesday evening?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 04:03 PM
I think I put an extra e in there somewhere.

Kori Ellis
09-26-2006, 04:03 PM
I tried replying to LJ's email but it kept coming back to me as undelieverable.

Weird.

Thanks.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 04:03 PM
The hookers on Zarzamora are smarter, and less in need of a consultant.

They did tell me somebody fitting your description needed consutation on how to actually perform the services you paid for.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 04:05 PM
Where's Mr Dictionary when I need him to help me spell something.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 04:06 PM
Where's Mr Dictionary when I need him to help me spell something.

Blowing Jaime Escalante.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 04:11 PM
Katy's teeth are like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.When it's cold outside, they're like the month of May.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 04:12 PM
They did tell me somebody fitting your description needed consutation on how to actually perform the services you paid for.If I'm doing the paying, I ain't performing shit.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 04:12 PM
Melmart - Can you do GGG next Tuesday evening?

Yea! Time for those again! :clap

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 04:12 PM
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/goldenarmsNY/capt.jpg

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 04:12 PM
That doesn't look too painful.

tlongII
09-26-2006, 04:14 PM
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/goldenarmsNY/capt.jpg

I'll bet that's the last time she goes to a track meet.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 04:17 PM
Melmart - Can you do GGW next Tuesday evening?Fixed.

ShoogarBear
09-26-2006, 04:18 PM
I'll bet that's the last time she goes to a track meet.Who's more likely to have thrown that, Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan?

Melmart1
09-26-2006, 04:25 PM
Melmart - Can you do GGG next Tuesday evening?
next tuesday sounds good. just lemme know the particulars later.

tlongII
09-26-2006, 04:26 PM
Who's more likely to have thrown that, Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan?

Woods obviously. Just consider the spearhead speed one would need to generate in order to pierce a shod foot.

BeerIsGood!
09-26-2006, 04:38 PM
Woods obviously. Just consider the spearhead speed one would need to generate in order to pierce a shod foot.
Unless he hit it with a driver, I seriously doubt that :lol

MannyIsGod
09-26-2006, 04:50 PM
Midge and Katy should hook up

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 05:07 PM
I'm sorry, I don't date Mexicans.

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 05:07 PM
Or hook up with them.

Hmm.

johnsmith
09-26-2006, 05:08 PM
I'm sorry, I don't date Mexicans.


What about white guys?

Kori Ellis
09-26-2006, 05:13 PM
Midget, since you aren't playing in the Dynasty basketball, play in the free league.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1210140#post1210140

(invitation is open to other peeps besides Midget too)

Das Texan
09-26-2006, 05:14 PM
What about white guys?

good question.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 05:17 PM
Katy has broken my heart.

You racist.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 05:18 PM
I hate Oprah. I wish very bad things happen to her.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 05:19 PM
I hate her as much as I hate Chris Berman.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 05:19 PM
No. I hate her more.

BeerIsGood!
09-26-2006, 05:25 PM
I'm sorry, I don't date Mexicans.
aren't you Mexican?

Identity Crisis? :lol

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 05:25 PM
Katy is of oriental descent.

tlongII
09-26-2006, 05:30 PM
Katy is of oriental descent.

Thus the bukkake.

BeerIsGood!
09-26-2006, 05:34 PM
Ahh, Asian. That explains it. We are packing too much for her

Kori Ellis
09-26-2006, 05:34 PM
aren't you Mexican?

Identity Crisis? :lol

:lol She's going to go crazy that you thought she was Mexican.

She's Filipino.

BeerIsGood!
09-26-2006, 05:39 PM
:lol She's going to go crazy that you thought she was Mexican.

She's Filipino.
:lol I saw dark skin and assumed. Now that I look closer...

tlongII
09-26-2006, 05:43 PM
I'd hit it.

http://images.sportsline.com/images/spin/maxim/1_L.jpg

BeerIsGood!
09-26-2006, 05:45 PM
^^ Are the beads "dual purpose"?

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 06:34 PM
Viva La Raza!

SpellCheckChic
09-26-2006, 06:38 PM
Where's Mr Dictionary when I need him to help me spell something.

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/m/Madonna/sq-saluting-clarke-maverick.jpg

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 06:42 PM
Well help me out then. You just post a picture. Get to spell checking woman.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 06:43 PM
Did I spell undelieverable right?

SpellCheckChic
09-26-2006, 06:48 PM
undeliverable

(sorry, busy scanning thread)

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 06:58 PM
What about white guys?

They're my favorite.

SpellCheckChic
09-26-2006, 07:00 PM
*&%$^#

The word bukkake does not compute.

Please define (no need to demonstrate :) ), then I will add to ST dictionary.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 07:07 PM
Andy Pettitte is hot!

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 07:08 PM
Katy's lust for the white man is extremely depressing.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 07:26 PM
Damn Best Buy representative lady hung up on me. :madrun

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 07:30 PM
:wow
On Deal or No Deal- the girl only has two cases left, hers and the one on the board and the amounts are $750, 000 and $1,000,000

Think of all the Spurs tickets I could buy with that!

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 07:31 PM
Damn Best Buy representative lady hung up on me. :madrun

There are two ways to go with that thought.

1. You're obviously lying. People at Best Buy would have to pick up the phone first.

2. You're obviously lying. missmyzte says Best Buy is the greatest company in the world.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 07:34 PM
She turned down the $880,000, kept hetr # 8 case and won...

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 07:35 PM
$750,000- not bad for a days work.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 07:44 PM
There are two ways to go with that thought.

1. You're obviously lying. People at Best Buy would have to pick up the phone first.

2. You're obviously lying. missmyzte says Best Buy is the greatest company in the world.

:lol

I'm not lying. She said, "Let me put you on hold for a second while I review your account" and then I heard Click!

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 07:44 PM
Maybe you should've been nice to her.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 07:49 PM
With katy's newfound hatred of Mexicans, I shall start referring to her as katyfan (http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=61)

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 07:50 PM
Maybe you should've been nice to her.

I'm always nice, what the fuck are you talking about?

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 07:51 PM
:lol

I'm not lying. She said, "Let me put you on hold for a second while I review your account" and then I heard Click!


She probably hit the wrong button when she meant to push hold.

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:02 PM
With katy's newfound hatred of Mexicans, I shall start referring to her as katyfan (http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=61)

I never said I hated them! Geez louise.

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 08:11 PM
She probably hit the wrong button when she meant to push hold.

Yea...I'm sure it was an honest mistake. I had to call again and listen to everything all over again. :lol

Silver21_Black20
09-26-2006, 08:12 PM
I'm katy's favorite Mexican, Suckers!!

Das Texan
09-26-2006, 08:13 PM
They're my favorite.


hmm.....


interesting.

Das Texan
09-26-2006, 08:15 PM
:lol

I'm not lying. She said, "Let me put you on hold for a second while I review your account" and then I heard Click!



she didnt want to talk to you.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 08:16 PM
Yea...I'm sure it was an honest mistake. I had to call again and listen to everything all over again. :lol


That is annoying.

Problem solved now? :)

Kori Ellis
09-26-2006, 08:19 PM
I never said I hated them! Geez louise.

Katy doesn't hate them. Mandy does. Unless they are mowing her lawn.

Katy just doesn't want to bang them.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 08:21 PM
:lol

I'm not lying. She said, "Let me put you on hold for a second while I review your account" and then I heard Click!
I've done that to people before. :oops

Sometimes when I don't even mean to.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 08:22 PM
Katy doesn't hate them. Mandy does. Unless they are mowing her lawn.

Katy just doesn't want to bang them.

So would it be fair to say that Katy hates Mexicans banging her? :lol

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 08:22 PM
For some reason, I've never liked "bang."

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:23 PM
Katy doesn't hate them. Mandy does. Unless they are mowing her lawn.

Does she really hate them or are you joking?

RashoFan
09-26-2006, 08:24 PM
Just remember.....I'm good to the last drop. :smokin
That's hawt.....
:lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 08:29 PM
For some reason, I've never liked "bang."

Understandable, but I really can't type the first part of your username with the correct letters at work.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 08:30 PM
Understandable, but I really can't type the first part of your username with the correct letters at work.
Also understandable.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:30 PM
I like saying "porking".

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 08:32 PM
I like to say "making love," since I'm such a lady.

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:33 PM
I'm katy's favorite Mexican, Suckers!!

Really, you are.

angel_luv
09-26-2006, 08:34 PM
Pretty new avitar Katy. :)

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:34 PM
"Fucking" is cool with me.

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:35 PM
^ Sorry Angel. :blush

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:35 PM
Am I on your list of favorite mexicans?

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:36 PM
Katy doesn't hate them. Mandy does. Unless they are mowing her lawn.

Katy just doesn't want to bang them.

Kori pays attention.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 08:36 PM
"Fucking" is cool with me.
Me too.

I just wanted to amuse myself briefly by thinking of myself as a lady.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:36 PM
How do you feel about the phrase "bumping uglies"?

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:37 PM
Am I on your list of favorite mexicans?

No doubt, nigga. One of my most favorites.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:38 PM
No doubt, nigga. One of my most favorites.

That is the right answer. I wouldn't want to have to steal your power tools and pawn them.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 08:38 PM
How do you feel about the phrase "bumping uglies"?
That one works if you're going for laughs. Kind of on par with the "horizontal (insert type of dance here)."

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:39 PM
That one works if you're going for laughs. Kind of on par with the "horizontal (insert type of dance here)."

The horizontal Kid N' Play.

CuckingFunt
09-26-2006, 08:39 PM
The horizontal Kid N' Play.
:tu

I'm also fond of the horizontal humpty dance.

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:41 PM
Do the humpty!

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:42 PM
If I have to kill another goddamn gnat at work tomorrow, I'm going to flip.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:42 PM
Why don't you wear Off?

RashoFan
09-26-2006, 08:44 PM
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/goldenarmsNY/capt.jpg
ohhhhh...sucks to be her at that moment....

Das Texan
09-26-2006, 08:45 PM
Dell is not getting my money again when I buy a laptop early next year.

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:46 PM
Why don't you wear Off?

No. They should breed the fuck elsewhere.

They make me hostile. I need an orange.

Das Texan
09-26-2006, 08:48 PM
fucking hostility in here.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:48 PM
Fucking Hostile!!!

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:49 PM
Looks like Das and Midge are on the same page.

Interesting.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:50 PM
I think Das is my long lost father.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:50 PM
Daddy. Is that you?

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 08:52 PM
Daddy was a rolling stone.

midgetonadonkey
09-26-2006, 08:53 PM
Daddy was a drunken womanizer that never took me to a titty bar.

katyon6th
09-26-2006, 08:58 PM
I want to swim with the turtles in the Cayman Islands. Is that so much to ask for?

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-26-2006, 08:58 PM
Daddy was a drunken womanizer that never took me to a titty bar.

If he were a good daddy, he'd have let you have some of the women he was womanizing.