Free Quattro Razor

[Marklar MM]

Fucking GiG

A video you don't want on the internet.

[CuckingFunt]

:smokin :hat

Why does one get used so much more than the other?

[Marklar MM]

:smokin :hat

Why does one get used so much more than the other?

cuz :smokin is enjoying it. :hat is just there. :rolleyes

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

:tu

How did this get ignored for so long?


I try.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck

[RashoFan]

nah...it's cool...it is just a pic from at GTG that booze was involved....and clothes stayed on....

[Marklar MM]

nah...it's cool...it is just a pic from at GTG that booze was involved....and clothes stayed on....

I was wondering... :king

[CuckingFunt]

cuz :smokin is enjoying it. :hat is just there. :rolleyes
:hat is a pimp.

[RashoFan]

What the fuck
About fucking time you got in here....I WAS BORED!!!!













not really....

[CuckingFunt]

I try.
It was almost sammich worthy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did midge knock you up?

I hope I didn't knock anyone up. I wouldn't have to change my social security number to avoid child support payments.

[midgetonadonkey]

About fucking time you got in here....I WAS BORED!!!!













not really....

Was I missed?

[CuckingFunt]

Was I missed?
Always.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

And I do love sandwiches.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sandwiches are fantastic.

[RashoFan]

3rdCoast claims he did not drink that night. Is he telling the truth?
He drank.....













......MILK

[CuckingFunt]

And I do love sandwiches.
Who doesn't? I had one hell of a sandwich for lunch today.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bologna and cheese with Mircle Whip and crushed up Fritos is the best sandwich ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I had liquor.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't do bologna.

[RashoFan]

Sandwiches are fantastic.
Good you think so...go make me a sandwich Beeyotch!

[Marklar MM]

:hat is a pimp.

:smokin is a guy on the street corner getting high for fun. :hat is a guy in a bar getting all smokey on cigars. You see the diff.

[Marklar MM]

Check out my Am I Gonna Die thread...see what I ate today.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

My bologna has a first name.

[NASpurs]

Who knows wtf is in bologna. Could be made out of cow testicles for all we know.

[RashoFan]

:hat is a pimp

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't do bologna.

You will eat pussy but you won't eat bologna. Fascinating.

[CuckingFunt]

:smokin is a guy on the street corner getting high for fun. :hat is a guy in a bar getting all smokey on cigars. You see the diff.
:smokin is a poseur. He just thinks he's hip because he reads Neitzsche, listens to reggae and smokes weed.

[Marklar MM]

:hat is a pimp
The 7up guy :madrun is cooler then the :hat cigar smoker.

[RashoFan]

I'd rather get protein from another source than to eat a bug sandwich

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd rather get protein from another source than to eat a bug sandwich

I got a protein source for you. :eyebrows

[Marklar MM]

Fudge...there is a skeeter in my room. Now I am gonna get got damn west nile.

[CuckingFunt]

You will eat pussy but you won't eat bologna. Fascinating.
Maybe I'd be more willing to give bologna a try if it were attached to a cute girl. I probably wouldn't eat pussy if it were a processed deli meat, either.

[RashoFan]

The 7up guy :madrun is cooler then the :hat cigar smoker.
The bald headed"ah hah hah" gut or Orlando Jones???

[Marklar MM]

I got a protein source for you. :eyebrows

She will most likely like to know the following. "Ice or no ice?"

[Marklar MM]

The bald headed"ah hah hah" gut or Orlando Jones???
the old mascot
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/freshwater/crazy/7up.jpg

[RashoFan]

:lol

[RashoFan]

the old mascot
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/freshwater/crazy/7up.jpg
oh....the "Dot"

[Marklar MM]

oh....the "Dot"

...you just now noticed that :madrun looks like the "Dot". Stop with ice and balls. :spin

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Maybe I'd be more willing to give bologna a try if it were attached to a cute girl. I probably wouldn't eat pussy if it were a processed deli meat, either.


Not even San Daniele?

[CuckingFunt]

She will most likely like to know the following. "Ice or no ice?"
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/2128/chlorasepticol3.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Not even San Daniele?
You know as well as I do that there is a BIG difference between prosciutto and bologna.

[RashoFan]

The bald headed"ah hah hah" gut or Orlando Jones???
I thought you were referring to these guys....
Ah Hah Hah
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/7upguy.jpg
or http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/OrlandoJones.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/7upguy.jpg

That dude was funny as hell in Boomerang.

[RashoFan]

...you just now noticed that :madrun looks like the "Dot". Stop with ice and balls. :spin
The Dot is more like an icon, so when someone says the 7up guy, I think of the Ah Hah Hah guy and Orlando Jones.....




No ice for you!!!

[Marklar MM]

The Dot is more like an icon, so when someone says the 7up guy, I think of the Ah Hah Hah guy and Orlando Jones.....




No ice for you!!!


Damn.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ice is very fun to use.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ice is very fun to use.

You mean crystal meth, right?

[midgetonadonkey]

You mean crystal meth, right?

Of course. What other kind of ice is there?

[RashoFan]

He was in boomerang??? I think he was in a James Bond movie and/or The Serpant and the rainbow...I don't remember that well.

[Marklar MM]

have to use liquid nitro.
http://www.powerlabs.org/images/ln2dem20.jpg

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You know as well as I do that there is a BIG difference between prosciutto and bologna.

True that. I made a sandwich for dinner: sopprasetta, proscuitto cotto, arucola, asiago, spicy mustard on ciabatta; toasted to a light brown. Of how I liked it with a Beck's.

[midgetonadonkey]

He was in boomerang??? I think he was in a James Bond movie and/or The Serpant and the rainbow...I don't remember that well.

Yeah he was the dirty film producer that made the commercial with the chick pushing the perfume bottle out of her twat.

[CuckingFunt]

True that. I made a sandwich for dinner: sopprasetta, proscuitto cotto, arucola, asiago, spicy mustard on ciabatta; toasted to a light brown. Of how I liked it with a Beck's.
Lose the mustard, and gimme half.

You can keep the beer.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah he was the dirty film producer that made the commercial with the chick pushing the perfume bottle out of her twat.
The chick is Grace Jones.

[midgetonadonkey]

"You do not want this pussy? No man can resist this pussy."

Best line in the movie.

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't seen that movie in years.

[RashoFan]

oh yeah now I remember...Grace Jones was freaking CRAAAAzy in that film.

[midgetonadonkey]

I actually purchased the DVD. It is one of my top 5 favorite movies.

[RashoFan]

and on that note.....

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Lose the mustard, and gimme half.

You can keep the beer.


Who said I was sharing either?

Damn, I need to go grocery shopping.

[midgetonadonkey]

My top 5 movies list is as follows:

1. Karate Kid
2. Godfather
3. Boomerang
4. House Party
5. Anchorman

[RashoFan]

until next time....
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Total Posts: 1,077
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RashoFan 168
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CuckingFunt 62

[MannyIsGod]

I ain't gonna lie. I like Justin Timberlake. A lot.

[midgetonadonkey]

Karate Kid is the greatest movie in American Cinematic history. Fuck everybody that says otherwise.

[Marklar MM]

I like Will Farrell, but I thought Anchorman sucked. Talladega Nights was better in me opinion.

[CuckingFunt]

Who said I was sharing either?
No one. That's why I asked.

Damned sandwich-miser.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Godfather II was my favorite of the two. I don't consider the 3rd as part of the series because it was an abortion on so many levels.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Will Farrell, but I thought Anchorman sucked. Talladega Nights was better in me opinion.

Blasphemy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Godfather II was my favorite of the two. I don't consider the 3rd as part of the series because it was an abortion on so many levels.

The best part about the Godfather 3 is the dude was fucking his cousin. Without the incest that movie would be as retarded as If Looks can Kill starring Richard Grieco.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

No one. That's why I asked.

Damned sandwich-miser.


So "gimme" equals asking?

[CuckingFunt]

Godfather II was my favorite of the two. I don't consider the 3rd as part of the series because it was an abortion on so many levels.
I think Godfather II is the better film, but I enjoy The Godfather more. If the first film had the flashback sequences with DeNiro, it'd be no contest.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The best part about the Godfather 3 is the dude was fucking his cousin. Without the incest that movie would be as retarded as If Looks can Kill starring Richard Grieco.


I have the 3rd on par with Eye of the Beholder; my worst movie ever.

[CuckingFunt]

So "gimme" equals asking?
At what point in time have you ever known an Italian to politely ask for food?

[midgetonadonkey]

They are both incredible flicks.

Michael Corleone is one of the most hardcore characters ever put on film. That crazy guinea killed his fucking brother. You can't get more hardcore than that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I really enjoyed Sylvester Stallone's classic 1987 film Over the Top. As Norm MacDonald put it in an SNL skit, "It's all the drama of Kramer vs. Kramer but with arm wrestling."

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/godfather_2/steppedover.mp3

[CuckingFunt]

Talking about The Godfather makes me mourn John Cazale. So much better than Pacino in both I and II and Dog Day Afternoon its not even funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/godfather_2/steppedover.mp3

:lmao

I'm smart!!

[Marklar MM]

Clemenza made the movie. :)

[midgetonadonkey]

Talking about The Godfather makes me mourn John Cazale. So much better than Pacino in both I and II and Dog Day Afternoon its not even funny.

Dog Day is the greatest bank heist flick ever. He was a good fucking actor.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Kay: It made me think of what you once told me: "In five years the Corleone family will be completely legitimate." That was seven years ago.

Michael: I know. I'm trying, darling.

One of my favorite lines in the movie.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you all.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you all.
Fuck you, too.

:flipoff

[MannyIsGod]

Bitches.

[Suicidal Jack]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k124/suicidal_jack/175b9d014754ce39a4256eba234046bf.gif

[ShoogarBear]

I don't do bologna.Yeah, yeah, we know, we know.

It's CuckingFunt_ who does the bologna.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, yeah, we know, we know.

It's CuckingFunt_ who does the bologna.
Damn straight.

That nasty bitch will do just about anything.

[ShoogarBear]

That dude was funny as hell in Boomerang.Got damn, nobody remembers Geoffrey Holder by name anymore?

[ShoogarBear]

I ain't gonna lie. I like Justin Timberlake. A lot.Man, if I'd known that, I wouldn't have posed for that picture with you.

[ShoogarBear]

They are both incredible flicks.

Michael Corleone is one of the most hardcore characters ever put on film. That crazy guinea killed his fucking brother. You can't get more hardcore than that.II is a better movie than I, but only if you've already seen I. So it's a wash.

Al Pacino used to be able to act. The loud, noisy Pacino of today could never that off anymore.

Scarface was great, but every Pacino chracter since then (except for the guy in Donnie Brasco) has basically just been variations of Tony Montana.

[ShoogarBear]

imdb says Geoffrey Holder was the narrator in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

That may be reason enough to see it.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn straight.

That nasty bitch will do just about anything.Best way to get popular in school.

[SloppyJoe]

I loved the popular girls in school.

[katyon6th]

Man, this thread was jumpin' last night and I missed it.

Oh darn.

[Marklar MM]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k124/suicidal_jack/175b9d014754ce39a4256eba234046bf.gif


HAHA. Fuck that damn bonzi buddy.

[BeerIsGood!]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k124/suicidal_jack/175b9d014754ce39a4256eba234046bf.gif
He should have gone Budd Dwyer style in the mouth...

[sandman]

Man, this thread was jumpin' last night and I missed it.

Oh darn.

You left early. Something about too much excitement.

[sandman]

Must reboot.

Damn automatic updates.

I'll be back.

[mcornelio]

the godfather video game is tight as hell too... i had it for xbox and it made me feel like a ganster... even if when i walked out of my bedroom i was a little bitch again

[sandman]

PC is back up and running, but this thread needs a reboot.

[sandman]

It doesn't say much for my gambling skills when my post count is higher than my vbookie balance.

[katyon6th]

Sandman, your dorkiness is kind of cute.

[mcornelio]

how about my borderline stalkerness mixed with my stupidity? not cute at all? not a little itty bit?

[sandman]

Sandman, your dorkiness is kind of cute.

Remember, it is all a carefully crafted act of self-depreciation to keep my massive ego in check.

That, or I figure it's easier to make fun of myself first before y'all do.

[Marklar MM]

Deep in the night im looking for some fun
deep in the night im looking for some love

You tease me, oh please me,
I want you to be my love toy.
come near me don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you boy.

[sandman]

Deep in the night im looking for some fun
deep in the night im looking for some love

You tease me, oh please me,
I want you to be my love toy.
come near me don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you boy.

Please, please, please tell me that your posting this right after my post was purely coincidental??

[Marklar MM]

Please, please, please tell me that your posting this right after my post was purely coincidental??


Wouldn't you like to know? :)

[ShoogarBear]

how about my borderline stalkerness mixed with my stupidity? not cute at all? not a little itty bit?Dominican is too close to Mexican.

[sandman]

Wouldn't you like to know? :)

damn, first RF gets me all confused with wanting to compare packages with JB47, I seem to be the only person to not have experienced "ice/no ice", and now a Pistons fan is potentially being ambiguously amorous.

Not my greatest 24 hours.

[katyon6th]

Dominican is too close to Mexican.

:lol

[Marklar MM]

damn, first RF gets me all confused with wanting to compare packages with JB47, I seem to be the only person to not have experienced "ice/no ice", and now a Pistons fan is potentially being ambiguously amorous.

Not my greatest 24 hours.

Pff...I am not being ambiguously amorous. I like that song.

[sandman]

Pff...I am not being ambiguously amorous. I like that song.

of course, but please allow me my negatively fatalistic attitude.

[katyon6th]

Such big words.

[Marklar MM]

Shit son. I have been downloading Talladega Nights for like 3 weeks. It has been stuck at 92% since the first damn day. 92% in like an hour...3 weeks later, 92% still. askljdfasl;df.

[katyon6th]

Marklar, are you in college yet?

[Good 'N Plenty]

Downloading rules.

[sandman]

Such big words.

That's what happens when you go back to for your MBA. You get to say cool phrases like that. Killer pick up line at the fern bar.

[Marklar MM]

of course, but please allow me my negatively fatalistic attitude.

You are a nurturing homo sapien to spew those horrendous delusions to the masses.

What did I just say? I don't know.

[Marklar MM]

Marklar, are you in college yet?

Yup...I am still to young for you though. :(

[sandman]

katy,

<------------------ notice the sig line? :eyebrows

[sandman]

You are a nurturing homo sapien to spew those horrendous delusions to the masses.

What did I just say? I don't know.

I think you just called me a lie-spewing mother...

[katyon6th]

katy,

<------------------ notice the sig line? :eyebrows

hahahaha. Me likey.

[sandman]

hahahaha. Me likey.

Keeping the cute ones happy. :tu

[sandman]

9 days until my birthday.

So, what's everyone getting me?

[Marklar MM]

9 days until my birthday.

So, what's everyone getting me?

http://www.kondomboerse.com/images/515078.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

9 days until my birthday.

So, what's everyone getting me?


http://joytoyz.com/shop126/images/SpectrgelAnalBeads.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

I like the Campbell's soup jingle.

Campbell's soup, mmm mmm good
Possibilities...

[Party troll]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k77/partytroll/blow.jpg

[Marklar MM]

K I am down right now(not because of the Quattro). Shell me with as much shit as possible to make me forget.

[mcornelio]

K I am down right now(not because of the Quattro). Shell me with as much shit as possible to make me forget.
do you expect anyone to comprehend what the fuck this post says?

[Marklar MM]

do you expect anyone to comprehend what the fuck this post says?

It says I am fucking sad and I want people to say shit so I can forget why I am sad. That splains it better.

[mcornelio]

not really that splains nothing to me...

[LuvBones]

It says I am fucking sad and I want people to say shit so I can forget why I am sad. That splains it better.Maybe you should change your diet.

[sandman]

Good night and wet dreams....I mean sweet dreams

Even though I have been posting in this thread all day, every time I click the icon for first new post it brings me back to Beckie's post #947.

There is clearly a hidden meaning in all of this.

[mcornelio]

i believe that most fellas will call that meaning brainwashing.

[Marklar MM]

Drift racing is on ESPN2

[ashbeeigh]

What the hell is this? Where has everyone been? The one day I wasn't here I had like 8 pages to catch up with.

[TheTruth]

this thread sucks and should be closes ASAP!!!

[mookie2001]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/wakeup.gif
this thread sucks and should be closes ASAP!!!I agree! this thread is like those songs where they mix biggie and eminem

[mookie2001]

its as if one has stepped in stream, but the water has moved on, it is the presence of absence.

[TheQuattro]

keep it going

[ShoogarBear]

Somebody's been watching Kung Fu reruns.

[katyon6th]

Shoog, what's going on with you tomorrow? Let me know, man!

[mookie2001]

its a cheap knockoff imitation wannabe of oh shit 20

[ShoogarBear]

Let's stone the guy who started this.

[mookie2001]

I would rather get OnStar* than post in this thread

[CuckingFunt]

After all the build up, this is just sad.

[sandman]

After all the build up, this is just sad.

I blame it on mcornelio

[CuckingFunt]

Me too.

[BeerIsGood!]

After all the build up, this is just sad.
Women always tell me that until they met me this was their general feeling about men.

[Das Texan]

fucking quiet fucking night here tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

fucking quiet fucking night here tonight.
No fucking shit.

[sandman]

Me too.

Damned if spellcheck doesn't always change his name to cornholio...

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh la oh la ay!

[midgetonadonkey]

The hills are alive...

[ashbeeigh]

Horry! is :smokin tonight. Don't y'all think?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think you should fuck yourself ashbeeigh. Who give a fuck what Horry is like.

[ashbeeigh]

Who give a fuck what Horry is like.

You apperantly.


You are just too much of a pussy to keep up with me. I can insult you for hours on end. You lack the creativity to do so. Just admit that you would rather be sitting in your dorm room, jacking off to posters of Vince Young, than trying to insult me.

[midgetonadonkey]

That was taken out of context.

[Silver21_Black20]

*yawns*

[ShoogarBear]

From the valley of the jolly HO-HO-HO Silver and Black Giant!

[midgetonadonkey]

Silver Black is no giant. She is beautiful!

[ashbeeigh]

That was taken out of context.

How so?

[ShoogarBear]

Silver Black is no giant. She is beautiful!

Pray show me where I said thus to the contrary?

[CuckingFunt]

Silver Black is no giant. She is beautiful!
Why can't a giant be beautiful?

[Jekka]

Horry! is :smokin tonight. Don't y'all think?
Such a statement should be grounds for immediate dismissal from the forum.

[Silver21_Black20]

Silver Black is no giant. She is beautiful!

Awww....

[ashbeeigh]

Such a statement should be grounds for immediate dismissal from the forum.

It was a joke.

[ShoogarBear]

midge is about to get the shit beat out of him by offended giantesses.

How can I get me some of that action?

[midgetonadonkey]

I would love to be dominated by a lovely tall mexican chick.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want SilBlack to spank my ass.

[CuckingFunt]

midge is about to get the shit beat out of him by offended giantesses.

How can I get me some of that action?
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8025/faspusfb5.jpg

[TOP-CHERRY]

"Yet the concept of determinisim, even the 'less than 100% variety, is troubling because it seems to require that we abandon our belief in free will. If every event is caused, so the argument goes, then how can one course of action be freely chosen over another? The psychologist would reply that if determinism is not true at least to some degree, how can we ever know anything about behavior? Imagine for a moment what it would e like if human behavior was completely unpredictable. How would you decide whether to marry Ed or Ted? How could you decide whether or not to take a course from Professor Jones?

Of course, there are multiple factors influencing behavior, and it is difficult to know for sure what someone will do at any one moment. Nonetheless, behavior follows certain patterns and is clearly predictable.

[...]

Concerning the matter of free choice, the positivist philosopher of science Rudolph Carnap argued that free choice is meaningless unless determinism is true, because choices should be made on some reasonable basis and there can be no such basis for a choice unless the world is lawful to a degree. According to Carnap, without "causal regularity... it is not possible to make a free choice at all. A choice involves a deliberate preference for one course of action over another. How could a choice possibly be made if the consequences of alternative courses of action could not be foreseen?" In short, Carnap argued that the idea of free choice has no meaning unless determinism is in fact true. Thus, deciding between Ed and Ted as a marriage partner makes sense only if you know certain things that are predictable about them (e.g., Ed is more reliable). Deciding whether to take Professor Jone's course might hinge on her reputation for being predictably fair in treating students.

Most research psychologists believe that the issue about the existence of free will cannot be settled one way or the other by science. Rather, whether the choices we make in life are freely made or not is a philosophical matter, and our belief about free will must be arrived at through the use of reason (perhaps supplemented with reflection on our experiences and/or the ideas of authority figures). However the issue is settled, it is clear to researchers that in order for choice to have any meaning for humans, events in the world must be somewhat predictable. Thus, when the psychologist investigates behavior and discovers regularities, this does not eliminate or even limit human freedom. Indeed, if Carnap is correct, such research may actually enhance our ability to choose by increasing our knowledge of the alternative."



Got it?

[midgetonadonkey]

I love Top Cherry.

[Jekka]

It was a joke.
No shit. Wasn't funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

I also love SilBlack, Rashofan, Katy, and my father Das Texan.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think you all should stay up and keep checking MySA.com for the Edison vs. Brackenridge game story.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think you all should stay up and keep checking MySA.com for the Edison vs. Brackenridge game story.

If I knew about a chick from Burbank that fucked her softball coach, could you write something about that?

[ashbeeigh]

No shit. Wasn't funny.

Well next time I'll make sure to ask you before I try to make a joke.

[ashbeeigh]

Free will versus determinism. Which shall it be?

[TOP-CHERRY]

I think life goes by fast, and there are moments when thinking about the future frightens you, but you're excited about them and awaiting them... but then you have these things called days, and HOURS and you wonder why they won't go any faster. That's what makes you old. Waiting.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking days. They ruin everything.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think life goes by fast, and there are moments when thinking about the future frightens you, but you're excited about them and awaiting them... but then you have these things called days, and HOURS and you wonder why they won't go any faster. That's what makes you old. Waiting.

I do not think about the future. I know nothing of the future nor do I care. I think about the minute I live in. That is all. Fuck 2 minutes from now. Fuck 2 years from now. Fuck 20 years from now. The only thing I am sure is, is right now. That's all I care about.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If I knew about a chick from Burbank that fucked her softball coach, could you write something about that?

It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

Send me a PM with whatever details you can share.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I wish we were able to get all of the exciting things first, then waste our lives waiting when there is nothing more to wait for, with the person you love waiting with you.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I do not think about the future. I know nothing of the future nor do I care. I think about the minute I live in. That is all. Fuck 2 minutes from now. Fuck 2 years from now. Fuck 20 years from now. The only thing I am sure is, is right now. That's all I care about.
I wish I was able to do that. I think too much about the future and the past.

[CuckingFunt]

I think the exciting things should be evenly spaced throughout your life.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

midgetonadonkey is a prophet

[Silver21_Black20]

I wish I was able to do that. I think too much about the future and the past.

Me too.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I think the exciting things should be evenly spaced throughout your life.
yeah, maybe things are better the way they are now.

I made a circle.

[ashbeeigh]

I think the exciting things should be evenly spaced throughout your life.

I agree, then you don't have things to look forward to, like the weekend.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I love you too, Midgetonadonkaaay.

[CuckingFunt]

I agree, then you don't have things to look forward to, like the weekend.
Why would evenly spaced exciting moments mean you don't have anything to look forward to?

[midgetonadonkey]

midgetonadonkey is a prophet

God bless you CBF.

[ashbeeigh]

Why would evenly spaced exciting moments mean you don't have anything to look forward to?

It wasn't that the exciting things were the only things implied you were looking forward to in my philosphy on life. It just makes it easier to bare.

[CuckingFunt]

It wasn't that the exciting things were the only things implied you were looking forward to in my philosphy on life. It just makes it easier to bare.
Either ashbeeigh is drunk, or I am. Becuase this doesn't make a bit of sense to me right now.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I was listening to Justin Timberlake's song on the radio, and as I was walking to the store I felt an urge to say "I'm bringing sexy back", so I did.

hahah

It's SB's fault.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh never makes sense.

Life is about orgasms. That is all. The more orgasms you have in life, the happier you are.

[midgetonadonkey]

I brought the sexy back.

I hear beer belllies are the latest craze. sexy=beer belly

[midgetonadonkey]

I bring the fucking sexy back.

[Silver21_Black20]

Either ashbeeigh is drunk, or I am. Becuase this doesn't make a bit of sense to me right now.

You just have to take asbeeigh's posts as they are. If you ask her to explain what the fuck she is talking about, she'll respond with another post that makes no sense and the issue will remain unresolved. It is best just to not process her posts.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I saw this today

http://fametastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/suri_cruise_vanity_fair_cover.jpg

That baby is too beautiful.

[CuckingFunt]

Ashbeeigh never makes sense.

Life is about orgasms. That is all. The more orgasms you have in life, the happier you are.
Damn, Midge. You are a prophet.

[CuckingFunt]

You just have to take asbeeigh's posts as they are. If you ask her to explain what the fuck she is talking about, she'll respond with another post that makes no sense and the issue will remain unresolved. It is best just to not process her posts.
I'll have to keep that in mind.

[ShoogarBear]

I saw this today

http://fametastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/suri_cruise_vanity_fair_cover.jpg

That baby is too beautiful.Too bad she has three legs and a tail.

[midgetonadonkey]

I saw this today

http://fametastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/suri_cruise_vanity_fair_cover.jpg

That baby is too beautiful.

The baby is not beautiful at all. It is a gringo. Her powertools will be stolen. I assure it.

Only brown babies are beautiful.

[ashbeeigh]

Either ashbeeigh is drunk, or I am. Becuase this doesn't make a bit of sense to me right now.

No, I have no idea what I was trying to say either. It was something like if to many exciting things happen at once, at least for me, I'd be on sensory overload. But I mean, if bad things are things you look forward to, then all the power to you.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was listening to Justin Timberlake's song on the radio, and as I was walking to the store I felt an urge to say "I'm bringing sexy back", so I did.

hahah

It's SB's fault.

:lol

You Kick Ass!!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

No, I have no idea what I was trying to say either.


If I had a sig, that would be sig worthy.

[ShoogarBear]

If I had a sig, that would be sig worthy.This statement commenting on another statement's sig worthiness is sig worthy unto itself.

[CuckingFunt]

No, I have no idea what I was trying to say either. It was something like if to many exciting things happen at once, at least for me, I'd be on sensory overload. But I mean, if bad things are things you look forward to, then all the power to you. ...

From this moment forward, I will trust any and all advice from S21_B20.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This statement commenting on another statement's sig worthiness is sig worthy unto itself.

The Edison BEARS beat another undefeated team tonight. Pretty handily, too.

[ShoogarBear]

The Edison BEARS beat another undefeated team tonight. Pretty handily, too.Subtle. Guess I should truck over to mysa.com.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

This statement commenting on another statement's sig worthiness is sig worthy unto itself.

Glad to oblige.

Should I delete?

[ShoogarBear]

No, I was just saying that it could be used as a sig even without knowing the context.

[RashoFan]

http://www.kondomboerse.com/images/515078.jpg
I know a few guys at the FD that would love to give that as a "gag" gift for Christmas...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Subtle. Guess I should truck over to mysa.com.

Damn straight.

On further review, I don't know if the second sentence should be that high, but I was close to deadline and didn't want the reader to go too far into the story thinking, "Well, who did they beat the first time?"

[Silver21_Black20]

...

From this moment forward, I will trust any and all advice from S21_B20.

Sometimes I worry about her. *sighs*

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/190/190919.jpg

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Oh, the ironing, Mr. Bear.

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn, I wish I was a pimp like 3rdCoast...
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6012/mavs013iq1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Did 3rdCoast give her a massive bukkake attack?

[CuckingFunt]

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/190/190919.jpg
Thank you for that. Seriously. First thing all day that's been able to knock "London Bridges" out of my head.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Thank you for that. Seriously. First thing all day that's been able to knock "London Bridges" out of my head.

I fucking love Sirius Backspin 43.

And for my mid-20s ass, what the hell is Fergie's "London Bridge"?

I've been trying to think about it everytime I hear the song. It's obviously innuendo ('cause she's dancing like a HOE.........), but she doesn't give a fuck (so here we go).

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otlQSYcsIzk

[CuckingFunt]

I fucking love Sirius Backspin 43.

And for my mid-20s ass, what the hell is Fergie's "London Bridge"?

I've been trying to think about it everytime I hear the song. It's obviously innuendo ('cause she's dancing like a HOE.........), but she doesn't give a fuck (so here we go).
I don't think she even knows.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Cause everyday would be a Friday
And you could even speed on the highway.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't think she even knows.



According to Fergie herself, the song refers to a sex act whereby two women and two men form a bridge-like shape during intercourse.[1]

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1383

http://64.111.216.18/ul/1383-fer11.jpg

Fergie has confirmed that the first single from her debut album is about a sex act. The song "London Bridge" refers to when two women and two men have sex and form a position to make a "bridge". Despite being one of the credited writers on the song, Fergie insists any knowledge of the act is second hand:

"Have I ever been involved in one? No I don't think I ever have actually. No, no I haven't. But I'm definitely touching on issues that aren't childlike!"

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck you all.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A London Bridge occurs when two guys are standing up naked and a girl is giving them blowjobs at the same time, alternating back and forth between the two erect penises. The two guys standing up represent the brick foundations of the acutal London Bridge. The erect penises being held by the female are connected when she holds them and alternates blowjobs, similar to how the real London Bridge's brick foundations are connected by a road. This also alludes to the Fergie song, which I may add, hints at this fantasy of many. Oh snap!

[RashoFan]

GiG...:flipoff
You can never be a :hat with me.....







......unless you take me to go see TMNT on March 30 (my :birthday: )
BTW the first TMNT movie came out on March 30, 1990.... coincidence???

[CuckingFunt]

What kind of bridge?

Draw bridge?

Suspension bridge?

And, if her "London Bridge" always comes down whenever this person comes around, does that mean he/she has some sort of balance problem?

Dammit! That just leads to more questions.


EDIT: Nevermind.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://photos.freenewmexican.com/2006/09/18/39650_375x375.jpg

I'd hit it. Then I'd give her some meth.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

She made that shit up.

[CuckingFunt]

Every time I look at her, I think of "Kids Incorporated."

Also, she ruined the Black Eyed Peas.

[RashoFan]

Well then ...:flipoff

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.students.dsu.edu/gardnerb/New_Folder/Fergie.jpg

[RashoFan]

And 3rd never"had me" contrary to popular rumors....

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Every time I look at her, I think of "Kids Incorporated."

Also, she ruined the Black Eyed Peas.

Every time I look at her, I think...

Well, we all know where I'm going with this.

[CuckingFunt]

Every time I look at her, I think...

Well, we all know where I'm going with this.
Just so long as you're not also thinking of "Kids Incorporated."

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

K - I - D - S

[RashoFan]

laterz.... got to go work in a few hours.....y'all have a FREAKY FETISH FRIDAY or whatever you want your FRIDAY to be...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just so long as you're not also thinking of "Kids Incorporated."

No, no...I mean, kids might happen if she's not on the pill, but it'd be totally unplanned.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

laterz.... got to go work in a few hours.....y'all have a FREAKY FETISH FRIDAY or whatever you want your FRIDAY to be...

I, like Beckie, have to go to work tomorrow (so I'm going to bed).

Except, I don't have to be at work until 7 p.m.

[MannyIsGod]

I have to go to work tomorrow, too.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

laterz.... got to go work in a few hours.....

It's almost an hour later and you still have not gone to bed yet.
Just what are you up to over there, hmmmmm?!??!
:lol

[oh crap]

Ain't nothin smart about a dumb, smart nigga. - katt williams