Free Quattro Razor

[Melmart1]

And 3rd never"had me" contrary to popular rumors....
What rumors? I never heard about that. Nobody cares anyways.

[angel_luv]

On further review, I don't know if the second sentence should be that high, but I was close to deadline and didn't want the reader to go too far into the story thinking, "Well, who did they beat the first time?"


I don't understand football, but it was cool reading your article. Nice work. :)

[katyon6th]

I have to go to work tomorrow, too.

Did you get a job that actually requires you to leave your house?

[Marklar MM]

I hate it when they burn my crunchwrap supreme.

[1369]

Did you get a job that actually requires you to leave your house?

I don't think Manny does direct deposit so he does have to leave his house to get his unemployment check.

[RashoFan]

It's almost an hour later and you still have not gone to bed yet.
Just what are you up to over there, hmmmmm?!??!
:lol
I went to bed, I must have not logged off....so PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
I then I had to call in to work this morning...:(

[ORION]

so where is everyone ? I have a question. well another question. If a girl is wearing a dress or skirt does she pull it up or pull it down to pee ? I think it would be awesome if they pulled it up

[CuckingFunt]

Up.

[ashbeeigh]

This will not be a very sober homecoming.

[RashoFan]

WOW :wow where is everyone???? Y'all people getting drunk :drunk without me??? :depressed I guess I will go to :sleep ....and dream about you bastards out getting :drunk without me..... :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Y'all people getting drunk :drunk without me???
I wish.

[Jekka]

I wish.
No shit, I'm bored off my ass.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Where did the sleep go? Where, dammninitalltohell?

As you were.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

To quote The Accused:
"More Fun Than an Open Casket Funeral".

[katyon6th]

Where did the sleep go? Where, dammninitalltohell?

As you were.

I slept in until noon. Ridiculous, I know.

[RashoFan]

Where is 1369? I am working his area of town....psssst 1369.....Don't call 911 unless you have to man....thanks.
RF

[RashoFan]

I slept in until noon. Ridiculous, I know.
Katy, why so late??? You don't need beauty sleep...you are GORGEOUS girl....that is all.

[Marklar MM]

I went through a three day period of sleeping in until 11:30-12:00 the other week. Such a lovely feeling it was.

[Trainwreck2100]

I had a shot of goldslauger and half a pitcher of shiner, why am I not drunk?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I noticed tonight that San Diego has a WAY more different vibe and attitude than Los Angeles does.
Oh, and for the record,
Mastodon CRUSHED tonight!
Good night now.

[katyon6th]

Trainwreck was here and I missed it?

Goddamnit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck was here and I missed it?

Goddamnit.

quite the shame really

[katyon6th]

quite the shame really

Oh! You've been out fucking, haven't you?

[Vendetta]

:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Oh! You've been out fucking, haven't you?

no, but thanks for the faith my fucking ability.

[CuckingFunt]

Have the bunny's eyes always gotten red and I've just not noticed that in the past?

[ashbeeigh]

okay smarty pants. I need to bring solo dos mudas on my viaje a mexico on Thursday. What the fuck is that? Free translation translated it to two mute. Which is obviously incorrecto.

[Jekka]

I don't know the Spanish translation, ashbeeigh, but I have some German for you - Du bist ein Scheissekopf.

[CuckingFunt]

"Scheisse" has got to be one of my favorite words of any/all languages.

[Jekka]

"Scheisse" has got to be one of my favorite words of any/all languages.
My German sucks ass, but that was some of the little vocab that stuck. I use it a lot when driving - sometimes it's just more satisfying rolling off the tongue than the English.

[CuckingFunt]

Merde and mierda are also good. I probably very rarely say "shit" in English.

[Jekka]

Merde and mierda are also good. I probably very rarely say "shit" in English.
Merde is a fun one as well, I wish I remembered more of the French I took. The only phrases in French I remember are "Je ne comprends pas", "Je veux le vin", "Je suis très fatigué", and "Vous êtes la merde."

[CuckingFunt]

Of all of the languages I've studied, I doubt that I could put together even one coherent phrase. I'm still pretty good with the vocabulary, though, and I can understand almost anything if I hear it spoken.

[Jekka]

Of all of the languages I've studied, I doubt that I could put together even one coherent phrase. I'm still pretty good with the vocabulary, though, and I can understand almost anything if I hear it spoken.
I've only studied a little German, French, Latin, and a decent amout of Spanish, and while my vocab on all of them is pretty horrific, I've always remembered how to read and pronouce things as well as root words. So at least I can read stuff out loud with the correct pronunciation ... even if I have no idea what I'm saying sometimes, ha.

[CuckingFunt]

I've studied French and Spanish, and grew up hearing various versions/dialects of Italian. My pronunciation has always been aces, and I've got a brain for memorization, which takes care of the vocabulary.

But I haven't studied any languages since I was in high school, and I never paid enough attention to really grasp the whole verb conjugation thing. I decided that being a smart ass was more fun/important than mastering irregular verbs, and that was pretty much the end of that.

[Jekka]

I decided that being a smart ass was more fun/important than mastering irregular verbs, and that was pretty much the end of that.
:tu

I've always wished I had memorization abilities - my mother always said I got "artistic abilities" instead. Sometimes I wish I could trade out. I'd like to learn Italian, though - how different are the various dialects?

[CuckingFunt]

I'd like to learn Italian, though - how different are the various dialects?
Fairly different, as far as I know. However, my knowledge of the language is nowhere near sophisticated enough to differentiate. Growing up, my great grandparents would often speak in some smooshed together version of Sicilian, proper Italian and English.

[ashbeeigh]

okay smarty pants. I need to bring solo dos mudas on my viaje a mexico on Thursday. What the fuck is that? Free translation translated it to two mute. Which is obviously incorrecto.

Don't worry y'all. It's two changes of clothing. And Jess you're never ending support is just amazing. Really. I don't know what I would do without you.

[CuckingFunt]

Figured this was the most appropriate place to express that I've now tried the Lady Quattro, and it gets a :tu.

[ShoogarBear]

Where did you try it?

[katyon6th]

Figured this was the most appropriate place to express that I've now tried the Lady Quattro, and it gets a :tu.

Did you get it for free?

[katyon6th]

Is it okay to put a banana in the fridge? I'm leaning towards no, but I'd like to make sure.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

:tu

I've always wished I had memorization abilities - my mother always said I got "artistic abilities" instead. Sometimes I wish I could trade out. I'd like to learn Italian, though - how different are the various dialects?

They are very different from one another. Southern Italian involves a lot of slurring, slang, different inflection, etc.

But, Italians are moving towards adapting classic Italian as opposed to all the differing dialects. Many are not pleased with this decision as they feel they are losing their heritage, culture, etc.

[Das Texan]

where the mother fucking hell is everyone tonight?

[oh crap]

haha. martha stewart just put a cooked turkey in her ass on southpark.

[oh crap]

eating through your ass and shitting out your mouth is a funny idea

[CuckingFunt]

Where did you try it?
In the shower.

[CuckingFunt]

Did you get it for free?
Sadly, no.

[CuckingFunt]

where the mother fucking hell is everyone tonight?
I don't know, but since I'm sick and running out of things to keep me entertained, they'd better damn well show up soon.

Bitches.

[ShoogarBear]

In the shower.You know that's not what I meant.

[ashbeeigh]

Is it okay to put a banana in the fridge? I'm leaning towards no, but I'd like to make sure.

If you freeze it you can make banana bread.

[CuckingFunt]

You know that's not what I meant.
I just shaved my legs. Nothing special.

[MannyIsGod]

I just had another incident with a pizza delivery driver and his manager. I'm going to go Bill Frist on them though, its fucking on.

[CuckingFunt]

How much of an incident can you have with a pizza delivery driver?

I'm not being a smart ass, by the way. I never get delivery, so I think I'm just uneducated on the subject of potential pizza delivery fuck ups.

[MannyIsGod]

Oh, apparently when its me, all kinds of incidents. I think this is the 3rd one. They are well documented on this site.

[ShoogarBear]

Manny has had more incidents with pizza delivery guys than every other human being in the history of the world combined.

[MannyIsGod]

Anyhow, I called to order a pizza from Pizza Hut a while ago, and the driver calls me a few minutes ago that he can't find my house. I live in a guest house that I rent behind a main house. I usually ask these guys to park out front then walk to the back so they never block the driveway. I always explain it flat out so that theres never a misunderstanding when I order.

Well, when he calls he asks me to walk out to the front to meet him there. Um, [censored] you pizza dude. I pay you so I can be lazy, not the other way around.

Well then dude asks me if he can drive back. I tell him no, and that I gave instructions otherwise. Don't get me wrong, I'm not usually anal and I'm pretty easy going but these are fairly easy instructions and I'm not asking the world of a pizza delivery guy to walk back the length of an average driveway.

Dude starts mumbling something, then says he's in front of my house. I hang up and go downstairs only to see [censored] just drove into the driveway when I just told him not to.

Well, I hate this kind of [censored]. So I ask him why he drove back here when I told him not to. He tells me he's not going to walk back here. Holy [censored] man, the length of the driveway is maybe 30 yards at most. Its not a [censored] mile. So I ask him just what I'm paying for, and he gets into a flat out arguement with me.

Finally he asks me if I want the pizza or not. I tell him to take it back and I get his managers name and number. I come inside and call her, explain my situation to her. She offers me a free pizza and apologizes for the driver. I decline the free pizza - no way in hell I'm ordering from this place ever again unless I want a spit topping - and tell her I just wanted to inform her of the situation. Basicaly I just wanted to bitch.

As I'm hanging up, I hear her say "shuuuuuuuut upppppppp" in her ghetto I barely graduated from HS tone and I'm blowing you off tone. WTF. I call right back and ask for her. I get her general managers name and number, and then I tell her that she should make sure the phone is hung up before she tells someone to shut up. She gives me the worlds worst "oh haha I've been caught" laugh and then says she was talking to her employee who was asking what happend. No [censored] way I'm buying that.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not usually anal and I'm pretty easy going

http://www.800insureme.com/Images/confused.jpg

[Das Texan]

Anyhow, I called to order a pizza from Pizza Hut a while ago, and the driver calls me a few minutes ago that he can't find my house. I live in a guest house that I rent behind a main house. I usually ask these guys to park out front then walk to the back so they never block the driveway. I always explain it flat out so that theres never a misunderstanding when I order.

Well, when he calls he asks me to walk out to the front to meet him there. Um, [censored] you pizza dude. I pay you so I can be lazy, not the other way around.

Well then dude asks me if he can drive back. I tell him no, and that I gave instructions otherwise. Don't get me wrong, I'm not usually anal and I'm pretty easy going but these are fairly easy instructions and I'm not asking the world of a pizza delivery guy to walk back the length of an average driveway.

Dude starts mumbling something, then says he's in front of my house. I hang up and go downstairs only to see [censored] just drove into the driveway when I just told him not to.

Well, I hate this kind of [censored]. So I ask him why he drove back here when I told him not to. He tells me he's not going to walk back here. Holy [censored] man, the length of the driveway is maybe 30 yards at most. Its not a [censored] mile. So I ask him just what I'm paying for, and he gets into a flat out arguement with me.

Finally he asks me if I want the pizza or not. I tell him to take it back and I get his managers name and number. I come inside and call her, explain my situation to her. She offers me a free pizza and apologizes for the driver. I decline the free pizza - no way in hell I'm ordering from this place ever again unless I want a spit topping - and tell her I just wanted to inform her of the situation. Basicaly I just wanted to bitch.

As I'm hanging up, I hear her say "shuuuuuuuut upppppppp" in her ghetto I barely graduated from HS tone and I'm blowing you off tone. WTF. I call right back and ask for her. I get her general managers name and number, and then I tell her that she should make sure the phone is hung up before she tells someone to shut up. She gives me the worlds worst "oh haha I've been caught" laugh and then says she was talking to her employee who was asking what happend. No [censored] way I'm buying that.


shut the fuck up.


:hat

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

Dude, I AM easy going. I just want my customer service to be good. Thats my fucking button. AND THESE FUCKERS ALWAYS PUSH IT.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

Dude, I AM easy going. I just want my customer service to be good. Thats my fucking button. AND THESE FUCKERS ALWAYS PUSH IT.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1059/fuwt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[MannyIsGod]

Notice the smile. :D

[CuckingFunt]

Suddenly I'm happy that I always seem to get hooked on the pizza places that don't deliver.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm craving some garlic bread and a chicken caesar salad from Goomba's.

[ashbeeigh]

I love $5 pizza from Rosie's. They don't deliver either.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm officially craving pizza. If I weren't already in my jammies, I'd go get some.

[angel_luv]

A solution for you Manny. :angel

http://i10.tinypic.com/2qi37fn.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm going to go get me a Dr. Pepper from the store.

[MannyIsGod]

Sadly Veronica, you may be right. I have several good pizzarias near me, but they dont' deliver and they close early.

Joe, Goomba's sounds really freaking good.

[Melmart1]

Damn.. I think I am going ot order a pizza now. Domino's is still open.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm going to go get me a Dr. Pepper from the store.


and enter SB stage right.

[CuckingFunt]

I think Manny is secretly working for the pizza industry. All he has to do is come in here and tell of some incident with the delivery guy, and like Pavlov's puppies, we're all lined up and waiting for our cheesy slice.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Nobody wants a sandwich? WTF?

[CuckingFunt]

Nobody wants a sandwich? WTF?
I had me one hell of a sammich for lunch yesterday -- smoked ham, smoked gouda and butter lettuce on ciabatta bread.

[angel_luv]

Pizza sounds delicious now that you are all mentioning it.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Sandwich>>>Pizza

[CuckingFunt]

Sandwich>>>Pizza
I'd have to agree with you there, though it would depend on the sandwich and pizza involved -- for instance, I wouldn't pick a grilled cheese sandwich over a slice of Thai Chicken pizza from California Pizza Kitchen. However, since I did have a sandwich yesterday, and I haven't had pizza in quite a while... pizza's got a slight advantage in the crave department.

[Melmart1]

I need to go grocery shopping bad. I have nothing to make a sandwich. I ate the last of my lettuce and bread to make chicken salad today. It was damn good though.

[CuckingFunt]

I've been desperately needing to go shopping for at least a week now. Yesterday's sandwich cleaned out the refrigerator, and tonight's dinner took care of the one last can of soup I had in the pantry.

I hate grocery shopping.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

My haul from the store:

(2) 20 oz. Dr. Peppers.
(1) bag of sour worms.

I should have just driven a little further down to either the Valero on Les Harrison and Culebra or the Chevron at 1604 & Bowens Crossing.

They have the one liter Dr. Pepper's and a much larger candy selection.

[CuckingFunt]

I used to be absolutely hooked on Dr. Pepper, but I just can't drink it anymore. Tastes too sweet to me now.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I used to be absolutely hooked on Dr. Pepper, but I just can't drink it anymore. Tastes too sweet to me now.

Just ask the veterans here about my Dr. Pepper habits.

[MannyIsGod]

grocery shopping sucks.

[angel_luv]

I'm really bad at grocery shopping, which is unfotunate because I love to eat. :lol

[Melmart1]

I don't mind grocery shopping, as long as it isn't at Wal-Mart. Their selection sucks, the cashiers can never figure out my coupons and i always get stopped cus I buy those 2.5 gallon water jugs and the viejita they have at the door takes 20 minutes through her coke bottles to find them on my receipt to make sure I didn't steal a $2.79 jug of water. Meanwhile, there are prolly people walking out behind me while she is distracted with a much more lucrative haul than spring water.

[ashbeeigh]

I made a grilled chicken sandwich and melted the cheese and everything for lunch today. However, I may have to have the Totino's pizza that's in the freezer tommorrow afternoon.

[Das Texan]

This is the best Dr Pepper:

http://www.olddocs.com/images/174_1.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have NEVER had that DP and everybody keeps telling me I need to try it.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't mind grocery shopping, as long as it isn't at Wal-Mart. Their selection sucks, the cashiers can never figure out my coupons and i always get stopped cus I buy those 2.5 gallon water jugs and the viejita they have at the door takes 20 minutes through her coke bottles to find them on my receipt to make sure I didn't steal a $2.79 jug of water. Meanwhile, there are prolly people walking out behind me while she is distracted with a much more lucrative haul than spring water.
My biggest hurdle in the grocery shopping routine is other shoppers. They slow me down. Also, I'm a bit persnickity because I don't like the selection of smaller stores, but I don't like the hugeness of bigger stores.

[CuckingFunt]

What about the black cherry vanilla cream super duper 5,000 flavors Dr. Pepper... is that as nasty as it looks?

[ashbeeigh]

I think the cherry vanilla DP is pretty good, some people that live in my complex adore the berries and cream, but I don't think you get the DP flavor.

[Das Texan]

I have NEVER had that DP and everybody keeps telling me I need to try it.



10 bucks will get you a case.


plus 5 bucks for shipping.

[Jekka]

I think the cherry vanilla DP is pretty good, some people that live in my complex adore the berries and cream, but I don't think you get the DP flavor.
Are you having an attack of the ego, ashbeeigh? Geez. "I I my my blah blah."

[ashbeeigh]

Are you having an attack of the ego, ashbeeigh? Geez. "I I my my blah blah."

No, I didn't want anyone to jump on my ass because they didn't ask for my opinion, like "Well it doesn't taste..blah blah blah." and my response would have been "well it was all in opinion." There was no ego involved. I was just contributing to the conversation.

[RashoFan]

Don't you hate working 48 hours straight,then come home and sleep the whole day away and now you can't remember what F'ing day it is?

[RashoFan]

so no one is going to tell me what day today is??? Dammit.... :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

Someday there must be a ST pilgrimage to Manny's driveway.

[ShoogarBear]

It's Tuesday, October 3, 2018.

[Kori Ellis]

Don't you hate working 48 hours straight,then come home and sleep the whole day away and now you can't remember what F'ing day it is?

:lol

It happens to me too sometimes.

We are heading into Tuesday. (It's Tuesday at 1:41 am now).

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

August 29, 1997.

[MannyIsGod]

My sleep schedule has come full circle. Its so fucked up now, that I'm back on a normal schedule.

[MannyIsGod]

ST posters are all allowed on my driveway. Its those pizza delivery fucks that I want to park in the street.

[Jekka]

so no one is going to tell me what day today is??? Dammit.... :madrun
I went all of last Wednesday thinking it was Friday - I even wrote the wrong date on reports for work, so I feel your pain.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ST posters are all allowed on my driveway. Its those pizza delivery fucks that I want to park in the street.

'Tis true. I have graced the driveway and home of Manny and Jekka.

[ShoogarBear]

'Tis true. I have graced the driveway and home of Manny and Jekka.Did you mark your spot?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did you mark your spot?

I did.

Oh, that reminds me. You might want to check your closet in the guest room.

[Jekka]

We have a guest room?

[ShoogarBear]

That would be my guest room. I thought I had mold! :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Having insomnia when you're sick is, like, some whole new level of unfair that hasn't even been discovered yet.

[Insomniac]

Having insomnia when you're sick is, like, some whole new level of unfair that hasn't even been discovered yet.

Damn right.

[katyon6th]

Some lady just tripped walking through the building.

And I laughed. :(

[TimothyLeary]

I usually trip at home.

[CuckingFunt]

Some lady just tripped walking through the building.

And I laughed. :(
Midge would be proud.

[katyon6th]

Where the fuck is Midge?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Where the fuck is Midge?

Blowing the guy at the deli for a cheese wheel?

[RashoFan]

August 29, 1997.
So what happened on that day???

[CuckingFunt]

Yo, ORION, just thought you should know that someone tried the super sneaky cell phone camera trick on me today when I was filing some papers at the courthouse.

This guy was not at all slick, but I think the "click" sound made by the camera when taking a picture would ruin just about anyone's chances at being smooth enough to pull it off.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yo, ORION, just thought you should know that someone tried the super sneaky cell phone camera trick on me today when I was filing some papers at the courthouse.

This guy was not at all slick, but I think the "click" sound made by the camera when taking a picture would ruin just about anyone's chances at being smooth enough to pull it off.

That's why you turn it off when you first turn it on.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So what happened on that day???

Skynet became self-aware.

[CuckingFunt]

That's why you turn it off when you first turn it on.
Well, someone should have told that to the dumbass in line behind me. He kept snapping pictures, and I kept hearing it, the whole time I was waiting to go to the counter.

[katyon6th]

My cell phone takes pictures whenever the hell it wants to. I'll be walking through the store and it just starts snapping away inside my purse. All sorts of people probably think I'm secretly taking pictures of them. It's annoying and I wish I knew how to stop it.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopes

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Have you tried locking the phone, Katy?

What was he taking pics of, CF?

[katyon6th]

I have not, Joe. I will try that and get back to you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopes

Oklahoma or Arizona?

[CuckingFunt]

What was he taking pics of, CF?
Me.

Or, more accurately, parts of me.

I reported him to one of the cops that was walking through the courthouse lobby for being a dumbfuck creep and, sure enough, he had me from several different angles all over his phone. The officer made him delete them all while in my presence.

[RashoFan]

Hey Midge.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6G8gBymQxA

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Me.

Or, more accurately, parts of me.

I reported him to one of the cops that was walking through the courthouse lobby for being a dumbfuck creep and, sure enough, he had me from several different angles all over his phone. The officer made him delete them all while in my presence.

How embarassing.

Good move, CF.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But were they good pics?

[CuckingFunt]

How embarassing.

Good move, CF.
Especially since he's a local attorney that frequents the courthouse and pretty much everyone there knows on a first name basis.

[CuckingFunt]

But were they good pics?
Not bad composition, actually.

[katyon6th]

Sounds like it came out of a movie.

I call bullshit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sounds like it came out of a movie.

I call bullshit.

The phone pictures, the locking of your cell phone or the day Skynet became self-aware?

Because I can assure you that at least one of those is out of a movie.

[CuckingFunt]

Sounds like it came out of a movie.

I call bullshit.
I have to go to the courthouse quite often for my job, and it seems to be the main hub of wierd in my city. About six months ago, some random guy in the court parking lot asked to lick my knees.

[Das Texan]

damn.

i forgot why i always hated doing stairs until just now.


fuck now my legs are going to be burning tomorrow.

oh wells.

[Das Texan]

I have to go to the courthouse quite often for my job, and it seems to be the main hub of wierd in my city. About six months ago, some random guy in the court parking lot asked to lick my knees.



ahh courthouses.


i know them.

[katyon6th]

Are you an attorney, Das?

[RashoFan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXWQtH5lRg
Should I be a devil in red or a black leather angel for holloween???

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Are you an attorney, Das?

Let's just say he always has nice jewelry and snazzy orange clothes when he goes. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXWQtH5lRg
Should I be a devil in red or a black leather angel for holloween???

How about a red leather angel with horns?

[Das Texan]

Are you an attorney, Das?



depends on why you ask :lol

[RashoFan]

got the horns....just need the red leather and wings.

[sandman]

I have to go to the courthouse quite often for my job, and it seems to be the main hub of wierd in my city. About six months ago, some random guy in the court parking lot asked to lick my knees.

I apologized for that at my pre-trial hearing.

Wait. What town are you in? Was it Houston? If not, er, um...

never mind.

[sandman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SXWQtH5lRg
Should I be a devil in red or a black leather angel for holloween???

One vote for wings

[RashoFan]

I like the wings in that video(movie)....they are so HAWT!

[RashoFan]

I need to get a wet suit for (hopefully) under $75. Anybody know of a few places for me to check out locally??

[ShoogarBear]

Me.

Or, more accurately, parts of me.
Maybe he heard about your success with the Lady Quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck you all. The midge is alive and born again.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus and I love you ashbeeigh.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did you get your cheese wheel?

[midgetonadonkey]

No. I got something much better than a cheese wheel. I got the love of Christ.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe he heard about your success with the Lady Quattro.
None of my Quattro'd parts were on display, so I doubt that would make a difference.

[CuckingFunt]

No. I got something much better than a cheese wheel. I got the love of Christ.
bornagainonadonkey?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No. I got something much better than a cheese wheel. I got the love of Christ.

I hope the deli guy didn't give that to you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus loves you CuckingFunt. He loves you long time.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope the deli guy didn't give that to you.

I found Jesus. Everyone should rejoice.

[CuckingFunt]

Jesus loves you CuckingFunt. He loves you long time.
Jesus got all creepy on me after a drunken tryst. I had to change my damn telephone numbers.

[midgetonadonkey]

The midge no longer jokes about Jesus. He is now my personal Lord and Savior.

[CuckingFunt]

Does the midge still joke about Horry?

[midgetonadonkey]

The midge no longer makes distasteful jokes about other human beings. Christ has shown me the error of my ways. He took me aside and said "look you fat son of a bitch, your jokes, as funny as they are, are wrong. Quit making fun of retards, fag, jew, fat chicks and other awkward human beings."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does the midge still joke about Horry?

That ain't just Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus loves you Johnny Blaze. He told me so.

[CuckingFunt]

The midge no longer makes distasteful jokes about other human beings. Christ has shown me the error of my ways. He took me aside and said "look you fat son of a bitch, your jokes, as funny as they are, are wrong. Quit making fun of retards, fag, jew, fat chicks and other awkward human beings."
Did Jesus also tell you that your decision to stop making distasteful jokes would make a lot of people sad?

:depressed

Jesus is a selfish bastard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did Jesus also tell you that your decision to stop making distasteful jokes would make a lot of people sad?

:depressed

Jesus is a selfish bastard.

Never speak that way of my Christ. He is not selfish. He only wants everyone on Earth to live by his word and do as he says. If not he will send you to an eternaty of fire and ass poking.

Is that too much to ask of Earthlings?

[CuckingFunt]

Never speak that way of my Christ. He is not selfish. He only wants everyone on Earth to live by his word and do as he says. If not he will send you to an eternaty of fire and ass poking.

Is that too much to ask of Earthlings?
I know several people who would love to be sentenced to an eternity of fire and ass poking.

[MannyIsGod]

I really like Nelly Furtado

[CuckingFunt]

I really like Nelly Furtado
I liked Nelly Furtado's first CD, but the new one is so bad I'm almost embarrassed for her.

[midgetonadonkey]

I really like Nelly Furtado

Her advocation of sexual activity makes her a sinner. Therefore Jesus will piss fire upon her and all of her followers.

[MannyIsGod]

The new is ok. I like some of the stuff on it, but I'm a sucker for pop music. Its different.

The first one is my favorite though, because I love the brazillian/portugese beats.

[MannyIsGod]

Her advocation of sexual activity makes her a sinner. Therefore Jesus will piss fire upon her and all of her followers.I've had about enough of Jesus lovers recently. I piss on them.

[CuckingFunt]

The new is ok. I like some of the stuff on it, but I'm a sucker for pop music. Its different.

The first one is my favorite though, because I love the brazillian/portugese beats.
I was listening to the first one in my car today. I originally bought it as a bit of a guilty pleasure, but it's grown on me and worked it's way into my regular rotation.

[CuckingFunt]

I've had about enough of Jesus lovers recently. I piss on them.
Do you piss fire on them? Or just boring, regular pee?

[MannyIsGod]

On her first 2 albums, I don't like the radio stuff. On her last one, thats what I like: the radio friendly stuff.

[MannyIsGod]

Do you piss fire on them? Or just boring, regular pee?Just regular boring pee. I always practiced safe sex.

[CuckingFunt]

The single was the only song I heard off the second album, and I obviously didn't find it interesting enough to give the rest of the CD a listen. "Like A Bird" is the only song I don't like on the first CD, and that's mostly because of the radio burnout.

[CuckingFunt]

Just regular boring pee. I always practiced safe sex.
Admirable. But somewhat disappointing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've had about enough of Jesus lovers recently. I piss on them.

Yeah me too. I can't keep up this fake born again midge. Fuck Christ. I'll say that until 10 minutes before I day.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah me too. I can't keep up this fake born again midge. Fuck Christ. I'll say that until 10 minutes before I day.
Yay!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I will say this. Down syndrome people make me uncomfortable, weed is good and alcohol is the greatest pain reliever.

[RashoFan]

Great... I post a video of what I might wear for Holloween and Midge finds Jesus....

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus is a figmant of the white man's imagination.

[CuckingFunt]

Great... I post a video of what I might wear for Holloween and Midge finds Jesus....
I'm never doing Halloween again. I can never top last year's costume.

[Jekka]

Which was?

[CuckingFunt]

Which was?
I was Gail from Sin City.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8177/rosario01rg8.jpg

[RashoFan]

Which was?
just what I was going to ask....

[RashoFan]

:wow DAYUM!!!!! :wow

[RashoFan]

I think the only way you would beat that outfit is to be Lady Godiva (horse would be optional)

[midgetonadonkey]

You Are Being Fucking Selfish!!!

[MannyIsGod]

I loev Halloween. its my favorite "holiday"

[RashoFan]

You Are Being Fucking Selfish!!!
How am I being selfish???

[RashoFan]

I loev Halloween. its my favorite "holiday"
What will you and Jekka be on Holloween?

[RashoFan]

Shoogar, you are too quiet. What are you doing?

[midgetonadonkey]

How am I being selfish???

That wasn't meant for you.

[CuckingFunt]

I think the only way you would beat that outfit is to be Lady Godiva (horse would be optional)
Yeah. That ain't happening. I think that's why I'll be going to the annual party as myself this year.

[Jekka]

What will you and Jekka be on Holloween?
I pushed for Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera last year, but I didn't know how many people would recognize it. Any ideas? If we even go to a party or anything that is.

[CuckingFunt]

That wasn't meant for you.
Then who's being selfish?

And, where's your avatar?

[RashoFan]

That wasn't meant for you.
my bad...carry on...

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck this. I'm going through so much shit right now I don't know if I can continue. I tried to be myself tonight but it's not coming through naturally. Only one other person knows what I'm talking about. Fuck everything. This is my last fucking post.

Everybody better just think of The Midge as a dead man.


I'm fucking serious about this.

Midge is dead.
Squid is dead.

[CuckingFunt]

I pushed for Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera last year, but I didn't know how many people would recognize it. Any ideas? If we even go to a party or anything that is.
I'm sure people would get it after the movie. If you'd done it a few years ago, however, they'd all be clueless.

[Suicidal Jack]

Fuck this. I'm going through so much shit right now I don't know if I can continue. I tried to be myself tonight but it's not coming through naturally. Only one other person knows what I'm talking about. Fuck everything. This is my last fucking post.

Everybody better just think of The Midge as a dead man.


I'm fucking serious about this.

Midge is dead.
Squid is dead.


I'm not the only one that feels this way?

[RashoFan]

I pushed for Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera last year, but I didn't know how many people would recognize it. Any ideas? If we even go to a party or anything that is.
How about as members of PCD...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/PCD.jpg

[RashoFan]

Fuck this. I'm going through so much shit right now I don't know if I can continue. I tried to be myself tonight but it's not coming through naturally. Only one other person knows what I'm talking about. Fuck everything. This is my last fucking post.

Everybody better just think of The Midge as a dead man.


I'm fucking serious about this.

Midge is dead.
Squid is dead.


I'm not the only one that feels this way?
ummmmm......NO!!!!!

[RashoFan]

soooo ummmmm, what is up with everyone else???

[CuckingFunt]

soooo ummmmm, what is up with everyone else???
Not much, really. Still sick, still bored.

[Jekka]

mourning the loss of midge, and laughing at the idea of dressing up as a PCD.

[RashoFan]

I am glad you thought that was funny Jess!

[RashoFan]

Oh....and I too mourn the loss of midge, wonder what that was about. Come back Midge.....I Love You......

[RashoFan]

Not much, really. Still sick, still bored.
hope you feel better. If you are bored, try to think up a costume for Manny and Jess.

[RashoFan]

Did I tell you guys that I have a black eye? Got it at work on saturday.

[3rdCoast]

Anyhow, I called to order a pizza from Pizza Hut a while ago, and the driver calls me a few minutes ago that he can't find my house. I live in a guest house that I rent behind a main house. I usually ask these guys to park out front then walk to the back so they never block the driveway. I always explain it flat out so that theres never a misunderstanding when I order.

Well, when he calls he asks me to walk out to the front to meet him there. Um, [censored] you pizza dude. I pay you so I can be lazy, not the other way around.

Well then dude asks me if he can drive back. I tell him no, and that I gave instructions otherwise. Don't get me wrong, I'm not usually anal and I'm pretty easy going but these are fairly easy instructions and I'm not asking the world of a pizza delivery guy to walk back the length of an average driveway.

Dude starts mumbling something, then says he's in front of my house. I hang up and go downstairs only to see [censored] just drove into the driveway when I just told him not to.

Well, I hate this kind of [censored]. So I ask him why he drove back here when I told him not to. He tells me he's not going to walk back here. Holy [censored] man, the length of the driveway is maybe 30 yards at most. Its not a [censored] mile. So I ask him just what I'm paying for, and he gets into a flat out arguement with me.

Finally he asks me if I want the pizza or not. I tell him to take it back and I get his managers name and number. I come inside and call her, explain my situation to her. She offers me a free pizza and apologizes for the driver. I decline the free pizza - no way in hell I'm ordering from this place ever again unless I want a spit topping - and tell her I just wanted to inform her of the situation. Basicaly I just wanted to bitch.

As I'm hanging up, I hear her say "shuuuuuuuut upppppppp" in her ghetto I barely graduated from HS tone and I'm blowing you off tone. WTF. I call right back and ask for her. I get her general managers name and number, and then I tell her that she should make sure the phone is hung up before she tells someone to shut up. She gives me the worlds worst "oh haha I've been caught" laugh and then says she was talking to her employee who was asking what happend. No [censored] way I'm buying that.

Possibly the funniest thing I have heard in quite some time.

[RashoFan]

Halloween costume for couples...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/nutnbolt.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/halloween.jpg

[RashoFan]

Johnny Blaze will you be my plug and I'll be your socket?

[MannyIsGod]

Those costumes are fucking horrible. I'd slit my wrists before doing that.

[Kori Ellis]

Possibly the funniest thing I have heard in quite some time.

What are you doing posting? :)

[3rdCoast]

What are you doing posting? :)

Just wanted to voice my opinion on the hilarious post from Manny.

[Kori Ellis]

Just wanted to voice my opinion on the hilarious post from Manny.

Where have you been and what have you been doing?

Have you had any flapjacks lately?

[3rdCoast]

Where have you been and what have you been doing?

Have you had any flapjacks lately?

No flapjacks in quite some time. You, LJ, and I will have to arrange a meeting to acquire some.

[MannyIsGod]

Jekka is making 7200 dollar computers on Dell.com

WTF? I'm not rich!

[RashoFan]

Jekka is making 7200 dollar computers on Dell.com

WTF? I'm not rich!
start playing more online porker tournies...

[CuckingFunt]

Jekka is making 7200 dollar computers on Dell.com

WTF? I'm not rich!
I just ordered two new Dells for the office at about $1,500 for the pair.

What the hell is on a $7,200 computer? Does it clean the house for you?

[Jekka]

I was playing around on Dell and wanted to see the most expensive notebook possible, and they have one where the max memory upgrade alone is $3000, and the base system is $3000 as well.

[CuckingFunt]

That just seems like crazy talk to me.

[RashoFan]

Those costumes are fucking horrible. I'd slit my wrists before doing that.
fine, how about these...
bonnie and clyde
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/bonnieandclyde.jpg
Cavaliers
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/Cavaliers.jpg
Neptune and Mermaid...Jess would look hot in that...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/neptunemermaid.jpg

:D

[Kori Ellis]

No flapjacks in quite some time. You, LJ, and I will have to arrange a meeting to acquire some.

Certainly.

[CuckingFunt]

All those costumes are too matchy-matchy for me. I hate the whole pre-made costume thing.

[Kori Ellis]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/Cavaliers.jpg

:lmao @ Manny and Jess wearing that. :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/Cavaliers.jpg

:lmao @ Manny and Jess wearing that. :lmaoIf you ever see me in some shit like that, do me a favor and shoot me. Seriously.

[RashoFan]

What halloween party should be without this...http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/skulbeerlbong.jpg

[RashoFan]

wow, you can dress up as your favorite cereal character...http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/frankenberry.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/countchocula.jpg

[RashoFan]

vote for worst costume:
Whoopie Cushion
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/woopie.jpg
Spam
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/spam.jpg
Hung like a horse
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/hunglikeahorse-1.jpg
Holy Crap
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/holycrap.jpg
Chick Magnet
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/chickmagnet.jpg

[RashoFan]

Thank you Quattro....and goodnight....

[RashoFan]

Did I singlehandedly KILL the Quattro???




KEWL....

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did I singlehandedly KILL the Quattro???




KEWL....

Yes, and for that, you're getting a spanking.

[RashoFan]

Promises.... Promises..... You are such a Tease Joe.

[RashoFan]

Kitty flushing.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA
Kitty go round and round...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcRpKta00nY

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread died faster than an Amish girl in a school house.

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread died faster than an Amish girl in a school house.

Que gatcho.

[midgetonadonkey]

Que gatcho.

What? Too soon?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This thread got harder faster than a Florida Republican searching MySpace.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/1159820564freshprincewtc343gj9.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

A jew walks into a bar and the bartender tells him, "Get the fuck out of here Jew!" So the jew goes home and saves money.

[ORION]

I used to be jewish

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm convinced that anything can be funny in fast-motion with "Yakety Sax" playing in the background.

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion's people killed Christ.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to be an Orionite.

[ORION]

I want to be an Orionite.
together we will rape the horse and ride off on the women. Also we will prune the hedges of many small villages

[midgetonadonkey]

Prune The Hedges!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So much for La Revolucion.

[midgetonadonkey]

La Revolucion is still in post-pre-development stage 14J. Soon it will come to pass.

[JackoLantern]

Happy Halloween people.