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[midgetonadonkey]

Sarah Silverman is funny. I don't care what you anti-semites say.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jew haters are funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jews killed Jesus. Well they would've killed Jesus had he existed in the first place.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus is a figment of people's imagination. Much like Santa and the Tooth Fairy.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was buying beer earlier and the dude asked me if I would like to donate a dollar for cancer kids and I replied, "Fuck cancer kids!" He didn't know what to say to that. What does someone say to that? I don't know.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sarah Silverman can kiss my ass.

[SantaClaus]

:flipoff

[Silver21_Black20]

JT on Leno :elephant

[SantaClaus]

I was buying beer earlier and the dude asked me if I would like to donate a dollar for cancer kids and I replied, "Fuck cancer kids!" He didn't know what to say to that. What does someone say to that? I don't know.

"Fuck off!!"

[midgetonadonkey]

Sarah Silverman can kiss my ass.

She would probably lick your asshole.

[midgetonadonkey]

"Fuck off!!"

I don't get it. Why would the Billy Bob Thorton Santa tell me to fuck off? His character would probably do the same thing. We trolls more accurate to the character they created.

[SantaClaus]

I don't get it. Why would the Billy Bob Thorton Santa tell me to fuck off? His character would probably do the same thing. We trolls more accurate to the character they created.

You don't know me from Adam so fuck off!!

[midgetonadonkey]

That's better.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

Now I know why I drink.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the fuck is the skinny little gabacho known as atlfan? That fucker used to make me laugh.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the fuck is the skinny little gabacho known as atlfan? That fucker used to make me laugh.

I think he died of AIDS.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think he died of AIDS.

No shit? RIP atlfan.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh is very loyal to the Quattro. I have to respect that cunt for that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard ashbeeigh has a raging case of crabs. Is this truth or purely speculatory speculation?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is The Departed any good? I have a nice bootleg but I don't know if it's worth watching. I'm not really a movie person. I have over 50 bootleg movies I've never watched. Should I watch this one?

[Silver21_Black20]

Yes.

[ashbeeigh]

I heard ashbeeigh has a raging case of crabs. Is this truth or purely speculatory speculation?

No, but I do have a raging case of needing to go to Norway to study the mating habits of salmon.

[midgetonadonkey]

No, but I do have a raging case of needing to go to Norway to study the mating habits of salmon.

Wow. That reply was so unexpected that it is actually pretty funny. Fuck you ashbeeigh for making me chuckle.

[ashbeeigh]

Wow. That reply was so unexpected that it is actually pretty funny. Fuck you ashbeeigh for making me chuckle.


:lmao. It's true. For a psychology class. I shit you not.

[midgetonadonkey]

How do salmon fuck if they are constantly jumping upstream?

[midgetonadonkey]

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midgetonadonkey, CuckingFunt, Jekka

Hey Jekka, how goes it??

[CuckingFunt]

Wow. That reply was so unexpected that it is actually pretty funny. Fuck you ashbeeigh for making me chuckle.
Does the fact that ashbeeigh's making Midge chuckle made ME chuckle mean that I, too, was made to laugh by ashbeeigh?

If so...

Well... slap me green and call me Gumby. I'm officially flabberghasted.

[CuckingFunt]

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midgetonadonkey, CuckingFunt, Jekka

Hey Jekka, how goes it??
:depressed

[ashbeeigh]

How do salmon fuck if they are constantly jumping upstream?

That's what I'm going to find out. But I can already tell you that Bonobo monkeys have open homosexual relations.

[Silver21_Black20]

You travel a lot ashbeeigh. Can you put me in your suitcase so I can go too?

[midgetonadonkey]

:depressed

Aww don't be :depressed that I didn't ask you how you are doing. I know CuckingFunt is always alright.

[Jekka]

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midgetonadonkey, CuckingFunt, Jekka

Hey Jekka, how goes it??
It goes okay. How goes it for you? Find beer money yet?

[ashbeeigh]

You travel a lot ashbeeigh. Can you put me in your suitcase so I can go too?

Hahahaha. I actually don't. That was the first time i've ever been outside the country earlier in the month and I probably won't be going to Norway because I don't have the money. :td It just sounds fun to say I'm studying the mating habits of salmon. I could also talk about the sexual excitement of Japanese Quail. Those guys are crazy ass mofos.

[CuckingFunt]

I know CuckingFunt is always alright.Either that, or I'm really good at faking it.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hahahaha. I actually don't. That was the first time i've ever been outside the country earlier in the month and I probably won't be going to Norway because I don't have the money. :td It just sounds fun to say I'm studying the mating habits of salmon. I could also talk about the sexual excitement of Japanese Quail. Those guys are crazy ass mofos.

Damn...I tried.

Are there any Law Enforcement jobs up in Seguin, that you know of, ashbeeigh? I'd be willing to move.

[midgetonadonkey]

It goes okay. How goes it for you? Find beer money yet?

I found enough for the night but I'm searching for tomorrow night. How is school? Are there any library services that I can provide for you??

[midgetonadonkey]

Damn...I tried.

Are there any Law Enforcement jobs up in Seguin, that you know of, ashbeeigh? I'd be willing to move.

UTSA has an opening for a police cadet and a police officer II/III. Go to utsa.edu and the quick links and jobs. Search staff positions and you will see those. Apply for them. A job is a job.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn...I tried.

Are there any Law Enforcement jobs up in Seguin, that you know of, ashbeeigh? I'd be willing to move.

Outside of TLU, and the the occassional tidbit of gossip from the DA (who teaches a class), I don't know anything about Seguin. And dom't get anywhere close to Seguin, it smells like chicken.

[midgetonadonkey]

And dom't get anywhere close to Seguin, it smells like chicken.

Fucking racist.

[Silver21_Black20]

UTSA has an opening for a police cadet and a police officer II/III. Go to utsa.edu and the quick links and jobs. Search staff positions and you will see those. Apply for them. A job is a job.

If I'm not mistaken, I think there training is 3 months in Austin.

[Jekka]

I found enough for the night but I'm searching for tomorrow night. How is school? Are there any library services that I can provide for you??
School sucks ass, I'm just trying to make it to the end. We should get sloshed at campus one day before I go to class. I think both of our days would be better that way.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I'm not mistaken, I think there training is 3 months in Austin.

So? You can't take three months in fagtown? Are you homophobic or what?

[midgetonadonkey]

School sucks ass, I'm just trying to make it to the end. We should get sloshed at campus one day before I go to class. I think both of our days would be better that way.

Just name the day and I'm down. I love being drunk at work.

[Silver21_Black20]

So? You can't take three months in fagtown? Are you homophobic or what?

Dude, shut the fuck up!

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, shut the fuck up!

haha I'm just curious. What do you have against being in Austin for a while? It's a fucking check. Sometimes people have to do shitty things for money. Asi es la vida.

[Silver21_Black20]

haha I'm just curious. What do you have against being in Austin for a while? It's a fucking check. Sometimes people have to do shitty things for money. Asi es la vida.

I don't have anything against being in Austin, I just don't think I'd be able to afford it.

[Jekka]

Just name the day and I'm down. I love being drunk at work.
Sweet :drunk It will involve drinking before noon seeing as how my first class is at 12:30, but I'm assuming that won't bother you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't have anything against being in Austin, I just don't think I'd be able to afford it.

You need to spend money to make money. That's what Donald Trump once told me at a real estate workshop I went to in the Bronx.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sweet :drunk It will involve drinking before noon seeing as how my first class is at 12:30, but I'm assuming that won't bother you.

Fuck no. Drinking before noon is a good thing. Who wants to be sober all day??

Seriously, just come by the library Wednesday-Saturday and we can drink.

[Silver21_Black20]

You need to spend money to make money. That's what Donald Trump once told me at a real estate workshop I went to in the Bronx.

And yet you are a poor Mexican who works in a library. I think you were at that workshop drunk and missed the whole concept.

[Jekka]

Fuck no. Drinking before noon is a good thing. Who wants to be sober all day??

Seriously, just come by the library Wednesday-Saturday and we can drink.
Will do. This works out well - I have to participate in discussions on Thursdays and I am much more likely to speak in class with a dose of liquid courage.

[midgetonadonkey]

And yet you are a poor Mexican who works in a library. I think you were at that workshop drunk and missed the whole concept.

Actually it's a fictional workshop and I just made it up with my drunken imagination. I don't really know Donald Trump.

[CuckingFunt]

All this talk of drinking... I think I shall fix myself a cocktail.

[midgetonadonkey]

Will do. This works out well - I have to participate in discussions on Thursdays and I am much more likely to speak in class with a dose of liquid courage.

Tomorrow morning it is. I'm out of liquor so you would have to supply the flask. If you are serious I can PM you my number so you can call me about 10 minutes before so I can get out on a break before you stop by.

[midgetonadonkey]

All this talk of drinking... I think I shall fix myself a cocktail.

Did you say Cocktale?

H-e-a-d,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call janine.
If i call marie, i know for a fact
I'm gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with tina
Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "bitch!!! do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the california lifestyle that i live.
My name is short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know this girl named annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hella freaky...won't say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.
I know another freak her name's joanne
I always get the pussy cuz i know i can
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind i go fuck her again.
She's like another bitch named christine
Bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know i did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, i'm gonna call that bitch,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', i'm gonna fuck the bitch harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales i tell so well
You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails.
I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
Fucking m.c.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the bitch
Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the bitch
My name is short my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know another girl named stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
She's like another freak named nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good she told her friend named angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So i did her just like tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a girl named rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit
That was way back now i can't find the bitch
But if i do, i'll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything cuz i came to pimp.
I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as i spit these raps
I'll be fucking em' up like that...bitch.
I know another trick her name was shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
Pussy so good and i do mean very...
Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and i'll fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp named erika
Anywhere i want to fuck that's where i fuck
Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in america
Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Actually it's a fictional workshop and I just made it up with my drunken imagination. I don't really know Donald Trump.

You think?

Geez...that one went over your head.

[Melmart1]

I have an entire bottle of vodka and I haven't had a drink since before the break-in. I have to get up so fucking early now. I could go back to bed after an hour, but eh... sucks to work hungover, even for 1 hr.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have an entire bottle of vodka and I haven't had a drink since before the break-in. I have to get up so fucking early now. I could go back to bed after an hour, but eh... sucks to work hungover, even for 1 hr.

You should come on campus and drink with Jekka and I.

[Jekka]

Tomorrow morning it is. I'm out of liquor so you would have to supply the flask. If you are serious I can PM you my number so you can call me about 10 minutes before so I can get out on a break before you stop by.
How about next Thursday? I'm going to need a lot of sleep before I do it as I work the overnight right after my last class and drinking will make me more tired. Next Wednesday I'll put myself to bed early :spin

[Jekka]

You should come on campus and drink with Jekka and I.
She really should. We should peer pressure her into it.

[midgetonadonkey]

How about next Thursday? I'm going to need a lot of sleep before I do it as I work the overnight right after my last class and drinking will make me more tired. Next Wednesday I'll put myself to bed early :spin

That's a deal. I'm going to hold you to it. Next Thursday, November 2nd we are drinking outside the library. Don't flake.

[Melmart1]

Yeah and then what will I do while Jekka is in class and Midge is working? Wander around UTSA half drunk? Or would they just mistake me for a student that way?

[midgetonadonkey]

She really should. We should peer pressure her into it.

Melmart, November 2nd you have to be on the campus of UTSA and drink with Jekka and I.

[Jekka]

That's a deal. I'm going to hold you to it. Next Thursday, November 2nd we are drinking outside the library. Don't flake.
I won't flake. I've got a giant bottle of Bacardi sitting at home all sad and purpose-less. This makes the bottle happy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah and then what will I do while Jekka is in class and Midge is working? Wander around UTSA half drunk? Or would they just mistake me for a student that way?

I know a bisexual Jap you can fuck with. Her name is Fan.

[ashbeeigh]

Thursdays and good drunk nights, all around.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and peer pressure doesn't work on me. Sorry.

[midgetonadonkey]

I won't flake. I've got a giant bottle of Bacardi sitting at home all sad and purpose-less. This makes the bottle happy.

Badass. I like Bacardi. I'll buy the cokes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thursdays and good drunk nights, all around.

Shut the fuck up. You don't know what the hell you are talking about.

[Jekka]

Yeah and then what will I do while Jekka is in class and Midge is working? Wander around UTSA half drunk? Or would they just mistake me for a student that way?
You can come to my Christian class with me and aggravate the fundamentalists, and then I can blow off my other two classes. The Christian class has an attendance requirement, so I have to go, but it's worth it to watch the prof do really awful Jesus impersonations.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah and then what will I do while Jekka is in class and Midge is working? Wander around UTSA half drunk? Or would they just mistake me for a student that way?Wandering around a college campus half drunk... man, that takes me back...

[Melmart1]

Your professor does Jesus impersonations? Sounds almost as bad as as my philosophy professor who I honestly think thought he was the incarnation of Socrates.

[Jekka]

Badass. I like Bacardi. I'll buy the cokes.
:tu I was surprised to realize the other day that in my four years at UTSucksAss I had never gone to class under any kind of influence (excepting hangovers), so this is a good opportunity to fix that before graduation.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the fuck up. You don't know what the hell you are talking about.

Oh, but if you only knew. If you only knew.

[Melmart1]

We used to wander around campus looking for magic mushrooms. They grew wild on the front lawn of the library. Then the groundskeepers found out about them and would weed whack them. Assholes.

[midgetonadonkey]

You can come to my Christian class with me and aggravate the fundamentalists, and then I can blow off my other two classes. The Christian class has an attendance requirement, so I have to go, but it's worth it to watch the prof do really awful Jesus impersonations.

I want to sit in on a class where the professor does Jesus impersonations. I imagine Jesus sounding really Jewish and being really selfish and stingy.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, but if you only knew. If you only knew.Translation: I can't let it be known that I've got not one single comeback.

[Melmart1]

I used to go to work at West Telemarketing drunk. Good times.

[Jekka]

Your professor does Jesus impersonations? Sounds almost as bad as as my philosophy professor who I honestly think thought he was the incarnation of Socrates.
I don't mean awful as in cheesy, I mean awful as in pretending he's hanging on a cross and yelling, "SHIT this hurts!!" It's really pretty entertaining. If you liked the movie Dogma, you'd probably get a kick out of this class.

[Melmart1]

I heart Top Chef. Not as much as Project Runway. Uli was robbed!

[Melmart1]

I don't mean awful as in cheesy, I mean awful as in pretending he's hanging on a cross and yelling, "SHIT this hurts!!" It's really pretty entertaining. If you liked the movie Dogma, you'd probably get a kick out of this class.
Dogma had me laughing at platypus.

[CuckingFunt]

I heart Top Chef. Not as much as Project Runway. Uli was robbed!"Top Chef" is the kind of show that I never watch until it's marathon time.

As for "Project Runway"... Michael was my favorite designer going into fashion week, but all four collections sucked ass.

[Melmart1]

Harold is pretty. I'd eat his food anytime.

[CuckingFunt]

Dogma had me laughing at platypus.Ditto.

Dogma still cracks me up, but I know so many people that really loathe that movie.

[MannyIsGod]

Eat It!

[Melmart1]

"Top Chef" is the kind of show that I never watch until it's marathon time.

As for "Project Runway"... Michael was my favorite designer going into fashion week, but all four collections sucked ass.
Uli's was gorgeous! I really liked most of them. Michael's was hoochie mama from hell and Laura's was way too old for me. And I would never wear a dress with green stripes. Ever.

[Melmart1]

Eat It!
Shove It!

[MannyIsGod]

Jesus killed a kid

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus once told me a joke...let me repeat it.

What's the worst part about fucking your brother?

All the blood in his diaper.

HO!

[CuckingFunt]

Uli's was gorgeous! I really liked most of them. Michael's was hoochie mama from hell and Laura's was way too old for me. And I would never wear a dress with green stripes. Ever.They were all just a bit too boring.

I will say, however, that Uli's final dress -- the long green one -- was absolutely stunning.

[CuckingFunt]

Jesus once told me a joke...let me repeat it.

What's the worst part about fucking your brother?

All the blood in his diaper.

HO!Jesus is a funny dude.

[MannyIsGod]

I got a chair massager and you don't!

[midgetonadonkey]

Not only is Jesus funny, but he has a huge cock. Jesus' cock is Dustin Diamondesque.

[Jekka]

So sayeth the Infancy Gospel of Thomas (ca 200AD) 3:1-4:4 -

"(1) The son of Annas the scribe was standing there with Jesus. Taking a branch from a willow tree, he dispersed the waters which Jesus had gathered. (2) When Jesus saw what had happened, he became angry and said to him, "You godless, brainless moron, what did the ponds and waters do to you? Watch this now: you are going to dry up like a tree and you will never produce leaves or roots or fruit."

(3) And immediately, this child withered up completely. Then, Jesus departed and returned to Joseph's house. (4) The parents of the one who had been withered up, however, wailed for their young child as they took his remains away. Then, they went to Joseph and accused him, "You are responsible for the child who did this."

(1) Next, he was going through the village again and a running child bumped his shoulder. Becoming bitter, Jesus said to him, "You will not complete your journey." (2) Immediately, he fell down and died.

(3) Then, some of the people who had seen what had happened said, "Where has this child come from so that his every word is a completed deed?"

(4) And going to Joseph, the parents of the one who had died found fault with him. They said, "Because you have such a child, you are not allowed to live with us in the village, or at least teach him to bless and not curse. For our children are dead!""

Really useful stuff I learn in this class. Indeed.

[CuckingFunt]

Not only is Jesus funny, but he has a huge cock. Jesus' cock is Dustin Diamondesque.Got damn! For reals?

[timvp]

How come you can call a female a mufvcking slut hoe-bag piece of sh!t gutter trash pig faced whore but don't you dare call her a cvnt. That's crossing a line. And when a female is really, really pissed at another female their version of dropping a nuke is invoking the C word.

I want an answer by 1:45.

Thanks.

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I had an answer. I've often thought that "cunt" doesn't get anywhere near the respect it deserves.

[timvp]

damn it three more minutes

[timvp]

:flipoff @ el cuattro. tu eres un cabesa de vaca pendeho esse

[TheSanityAnnex]

Cunt is a wonderful word and should be used more freely.

[timvp]

Nice block there by Lorenzo Neal.

[timvp]

damn it three more minutes

STFU!

[CuckingFunt]

:flipoff @ el cuattro. tu eres un cabesa de vaca pendeho esseIf you REALLY wanted to insult The Quattro, you'd have called it a cunt.

[timvp]

If you REALLY wanted to insult The Quattro, you'd have called it a cunt.

The Quattro is a female.

I will not disrespect the bitch.

[timvp]

The Quattro is a female.

I will not disrespect the bitch.

:lol

[oh crap]

Poor little fool. Oh yeah, I was a fool.

[TheQuattro]

cunts!

[Mad Martigan]

i drop the c word on every female i know, i don't care what they say back, i know i called them the c bomb and and thats all that matters to me.....

[Mad Martigan]

because, women aint nothing but panty droppers

[Mad Martigan]

timvp loves sucking on chocolate salty balls

[Mad Martigan]

timvp loves sucking on chocolate salty balls
retard

[Mad Martigan]

retard
-horry

[CuckingFunt]

There's something very, very wrong about waking up tired.

[ashbeeigh]

Translation: I can't let it be known that I've got not one single comeback.

No, I really wanted to go to bed at that moment. And based on previous experience I assummed it would have been even more lame (was that gramatically correct?) to have a comeback at 10 in the morning.

[JackLalanne]

I'm happy just to wake up.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why isn't Timvp ever in here when I am? His antics are amusing.

[TheThinkingMan]

I was thinking the same thing.

[midgetonadonkey]

Egg rolls for a dollar? That's a deal!

[ashbeeigh]

I need to learn how to embrace the natural curls God gave me on humid days like today.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love it when you can see a girl's cellulite through her jeans. Fucking love it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just saw another asian lesbian.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just saw another asian lesbian.

Was she hot?
It only counts if she's hot.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes she was. Her chick wasn't much to look at though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to bang an asian before I die.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I need to bang an asian before I die.

I subscribe to that logic as well.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

After all these years, it's weird to drive by the Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim and now see the building renamed as the Honda Center.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I bought a DethKlok tour shirt yesterday!

[midgetonadonkey]

Dethklok! Dethklok!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAunzDubiO8

[CuckingFunt]

My sinuses are so clogged this morning that I'm starting to suspect that someone actually broke into my house in the middle of the night with a bone saw and packed my head with cotton balls.

[CuckingFunt]

Ya know... that'd be a pretty fucked up way to wake up. I don't think I'd want to open my eyes and find some guy going to town on my skull with a sharp instrument.

[midgetonadonkey]

That would be better than waking up to a penis in the butt.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know that I agree with that, though I'd much rather a simple alarm clock be the thing waking me up.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yep.
I'm in.

http://www.nightofthelivingdead3d.com/main.html

[midgetonadonkey]

So you wouldn't mind if you woke up and a penis was in your butt?

[ashbeeigh]

My sinuses are so clogged this morning that I'm starting to suspect that someone actually broke into my house in the middle of the night with a bone saw and packed my head with cotton balls.

I use this rubbing your finger technique to open my sinuses. It makes me sneeze because it opens them up so well, but it works. http://www.ehow.com/how_6607_shiatsu-sinus-headache.html

[midgetonadonkey]

What other "finger techniques" do you use?

[ashbeeigh]

What other "finger techniques" do you use?

The one where I pick my boogers. Jackass. There isn't one. :flipoff

[CuckingFunt]

So you wouldn't mind if you woke up and a penis was in your butt?
I'd find it ever-so-slightly more pleasant than if I woke up and someone was sawing my skull in half.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd find it ever-so-slightly more pleasant than if I woke up and someone was sawing my skull in half.

I'd rather have someone saw my skull in half.

[Silver21_Black20]

What other "finger techniques" do you use?


The one where I pick my boogers. Jackass. There isn't one. :flipoff

:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Nose nuggets!

[midgetonadonkey]

Bukowski

[ShoogarBear]

timvp must have really tied one on last night.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Everytime I watch this "Hendrix: Band of Gypsys" show, I'm always amazed.

[midgetonadonkey]

midgetonadonkey forgot that midgetonadonkey said midgetonadonkey would start speaking in third person. midgetonadonkey needs to start up again. midgetonadonkey is sometimes forgetful.

[Richard Cranium]

I'm gonna boost my post count like there is no tomorrow.

[Richard Cranium]

Because I've got nothing better to do.

[midgetonadonkey]

midgetonadonkey looks forward to it.

[Richard Cranium]

and I just feel like being myself.

[Richard Cranium]

Asian chicks do nothing for me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Asian chicks do nothing for me.

That is shocking.

[Richard Cranium]

But yugoslavian woman get me hard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does Richard Cranium like tits or ass more?

[Richard Cranium]

That is shocking.

Not really. I'm always broke.

[Richard Cranium]

I like 'em both big, round and firm.

[Richard Cranium]

But I do like to watch those extreme games on FX.

[Richard Cranium]

And I'd bang Connie Chung in a Maury minute.

[Richard Cranium]

and to hell with the paternity tests.

[Richard Cranium]

I'd also bang Nick Lache's current babe but I think she's hawaiian or something like that.

[Richard Cranium]

my post count isn't changing.

[Richard Cranium]

am I in limbo?

[Richard Cranium]

there it goes!

[Richard Cranium]

I'll wait for it to catchup

[ashbeeigh]

Richard Cranium should go get a mri to make sure his brain is okay if he wants to beat midge's Quattro post count, that's a sign of a chemical imbalance.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh needs to go scrub her cunt.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I want a chemical imbalance.
I'm tired of simply having a chemical dependancy.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh needs to go scrub her cunt.

I don't have a comeback. I'll be honest.

[Richard Cranium]

Richard Cranium should go get a mri to make sure his brain is okay if he wants to beat midge's Quattro post count, that's a sign of a chemical imbalance.

I can talk to myself too and I have all the chemicals I need to keep me in balance.

[Richard Cranium]

Yup, that's right.

[Richard Cranium]

maybe tonight I'll go on another rant.

[Richard Cranium]

then again maybe I won't if a BBD comes along.

[Richard Cranium]

if my sancha would take me off of call block that is.

[Richard Cranium]

or the meds kick in.

[Richard Cranium]

or maybe I'll just fake it

[Richard Cranium]

oops, here comes the judge!

[midgetonadonkey]

I like Richard Cranium.

[ShoogarBear]

He any relation to Dick Head?

[Trainwreck2100]

Just sittin on the court playin BBall
when these drugged up bugs came out from behind the wall
they said "you're no good we're the best in this neighborhood"
With no delay the game got underway the drugeed up bugs were too high to play
They couldn't even hold the ball couldn't pass couldn't shoot couldn't score at all
That's the buzzer time to split homebees 100 drugbugs zip
The message here is so plain to see drug free is the way to be

[ShoogarBear]

I guess I blew the joke, huh?

[Trainwreck2100]

Nobody blows richard's joles

[RashoFan]

I blew my nose and I have sooty snot.....









That big wharehouse fire was in my fire district and I didn't have time to get any marshmellows.....

[Marklar MM]

I got my flash working on my laptop. I feel so happy.

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck!!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck!!!!!

Tigers Lost!

[Marklar MM]

Fuck!!!!!

Exactly

[Marklar MM]

Tigers Lost!

They suck

[Das Texan]

that was a fun evening.

[ashbeeigh]

Okay guys, in all seriousness. I'm baking something for a fundraising bake sale. Should I make rice krispie treats or do chocolate covered marshmellow a la halloween theme? Do you think someone would also think of the rice krispies?

[Silver21_Black20]

Okay guys, in all seriousness. I'm baking something for a fundraising bake sale. Should I make rice krispie treats or do chocolate covered marshmellow a la halloween theme? Do you think someone would also think of the rice krispies?

I'm pretty sure someone else will think of doing the rice krispies treats but you can never have enough rice krispies treats.

[ShoogarBear]

Why doens't anyone ever make Super Sugar Crisp treats? :madrun

[ashbeeigh]

I'm pretty sure someone else will think of doing the rice krispies treats but you can never have enough rice krispies treats.

That's what I was thinking of too.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why doens't anyone ever make Super Sugar Crisp treats? :madrun

Cause nobody likes that crappy cereal.

[Das Texan]

do i get to sample anything?

[Melmart1]

Why doens't anyone ever make Super Sugar Crisp treats? :madrun
http://www.thecouchinthebasement.com/crisp.jpg

[timvp]

Damn I hate people who recycle. Nothing is gayer than being at someone's house and they have a color coded trash can system.

Mother Nature is a tough broad. That bitch will find a way to dispose of my freakin' 2 ounce coke can.

:pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

Cause nobody likes that crappy cereal.That's right, you only eat the ones fortified with Human Growth Hormone.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn I hate people who recycle. Nothing is gayer than being at someone's house and they have a color coded trash can system.

Mother Nature is a tough broad. That bitch will find a way to dispose of my freakin' 2 ounce coke can.

:pctossDon't come east, dude. If you don't recycle out here, we recycle you.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52345

[timvp]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52345
That's bannable.

To make up for that recycling fiasco, I just emptied an aerosol can into the air.

:smokin

[timvp]

Thanks for the info.

Just ordered one for myself.

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

do i get to sample anything?

You can sample some of the rice krispie treats if you come to the bbq on Saturday to support the animals.

[timvp]

You can sample some of the rice krispie treats if you come to the bbq on Saturday to support the animals.

Will there be recycling involved?

[Das Texan]

You can sample some of the rice krispie treats if you come to the bbq on Saturday to support the animals.


its probably too far away.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol:lmao

[timvp]

its probably too far away.

I'm all for recycling wind :tu

[CuckingFunt]

I'm good with recycling, it's the reducing and reusing that I have a problem with.

[trueD]

Our green recycle can in the kitchen fills up faster than our trash can. Just about everything is recycleable.

The funny part is you can't recycle dead fruit and vegies, isn't that a little ironic?

[CuckingFunt]

The funny part is you can't recycle dead fruit and vegies, isn't that a little ironic?
That's what the green waste can is for. Or a compost pile.

[trueD]

Dammit, I told my hubby to get rid of that fukking compost pile just last weekend.

******

Okay, you stumped me CF. WTF?

[CuckingFunt]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compost

You take your food waste (vegetables, fruit peels/rinds, egg shells, coffee grounds, etc.) and let them decompose in your yard. It produces really rich soil that's good for gardening.

[trueD]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compost

You take your food waste (vegetables, fruit peels/rinds, egg shells, coffee grounds, etc.) and let them decompose in your yard. It produces really rich soil that's good for gardening.OH! Gardening. Thanks for clearing that up, I was thinking cow shit. :lol

Hmmmm, making compost would be the epitome of recycling, good one CF. But no thank you.

[Silver21_Black20]

Saw III comes out today and I have to work :madrun

[Kori Ellis]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compost

You take your food waste (vegetables, fruit peels/rinds, egg shells, coffee grounds, etc.) and let them decompose in your yard. It produces really rich soil that's good for gardening.

Come on, don't tell me you do that?

I knew a girl once who made her own dirt that way and she was a freak.

Wait, maybe you are her?

[Silver21_Black20]

I hope to see you at the game Kori. More than likely, I'll be at the media table around 6:30...like I was last time. :)

[ShoogarBear]

You take your food waste (vegetables, fruit peels/rinds, egg shells, coffee grounds, etc.) and let them decompose in your yard.I do that, only in my refrigerator.

[CuckingFunt]

Come on, don't tell me you do that?

I knew a girl once who made her own dirt that way and she was a freak.

Wait, maybe you are her?I don't, because I have a strict anti-gardening policy, but I know several people who do.

Why would composting make someone a freak? If you're into gardening, it's fairly easy to do and a hell of a lot cheaper than going to Home Depot and paying for someone else's fancy dirt.

It could be the Californian in me, but I've never understood the resistance to recycling. It's so prevalent these days that it almost takes more effort to NOT do it.

[trueD]

I don't, because I have a strict anti-gardening policy, but I know several people who do.

DAMN YOU! I was hoping to look so very smart by guessing this--based on Generalizations & Stereotyping 101--and you stole my thunder!

You're just too quick, maybe catchya next time...

[kingsfan]

All I recycle is glass and plastic. Does that make me a bad person? I don't care if it does. It's not such a big deal where I live.

[ShoogarBear]

Wouldn't it be like the ultimate in recycling to go take a dump in your garden?

[midgetonadonkey]

Again, I miss a timvp appearance.

[midgetonadonkey]

Recycling is for hippies.

[ashbeeigh]

I joined some lame recycling club on campus a few weeks ago that's trying to get recycling started in seguin. They president and officers are a bunmch of hippies. I threw away a bunch of plastic when I got home from the first meeting. It was very liberating.

[ORION]

I want to play basketball in SA this weekend.

[ORION]

I hate hippies. They drink their own pee

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a new job. Seriously, I don't know if I can make it another week here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Somebody hire me for something.

[Richard Cranium]

I recycle sanchas

[Richard Cranium]

they always come back for more

[Richard Cranium]

Somebody hire me for something.

can you pass a piss test?

[Richard Cranium]

and I don't mean pass it off as your own

[Richard Cranium]

'cause if you do urine trouble

[Richard Cranium]

prostate troubles?

[Silver21_Black20]

Somebody hire me for something.

I'll hire you as a maid. I do have rules though.

[Mr Dio]

What are rules?

[Richard Cranium]

rules are meant to be broken

[Silver21_Black20]

What are rules?

Standard procedures like...he'd have to wear a short maids uniform, cook me breakfast, lunch and dinner, and read me a book before I fall asleep.

[midgetonadonkey]

A midget just asked me for batteries.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Danny Glover. :lmao



To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I miss Rodney Dangerfield.

[ShoogarBear]

You don't have to if you can get hold of a shovel.

[ORION]

I think my boss wants me

[ashbeeigh]

There is no beer in hevean, that's why we drink it here.

[ashbeeigh]

Heaven. that's more right.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ashbeeigh is quite possibly the sexiest psychologist in quattro history

[Trainwreck2100]

The Danny Glover. :lmao


two words

Greek Fire

(it's disgusting)

[dirk4mvp]

Can Michael Irving dunk?

[Marklar MM]

Can Michael Irving dunk?

Hes a stiff

[Trainwreck2100]

Hes a stiff


Actually that's Steve Irwin