Free Quattro Razor

[Marklar MM]

Fuck man. My fantasy draft was tonight and shit, and during a class. So I was like "Fuck it. I'll draft in class." So I drive fucking 30 minutes out to class, I walk in the door of the school, and a friend comes walking in the opposite direction saying "Class is cancelled." So I am like Fuck This Shit, but not out loud..in my head. So I drive fucking 30 minutes the way I just drove to get out there, and I fucking miss my damn draft.

1. (3) L. James SF
2. (10) E. Brand PF
3. (15) C. Paul PG
4. (22) J. O'Neal PF,C
5. (27) C. Billups PG
6. (34) J. Smith SG,SF
7. (39) R. Lewis SF
8. (46) M. Camby C
9. (51) C. Boozer PF,C
10. (58) R. Felton PG
11. (63) J. Terry PG
12. (70) A. Nocioni SF
13. (75) R. Bell SG

[ShoogarBear]

holy crap, must not be very many teams in that league.

[Marklar MM]

holy crap, must not be very many teams in that league.

Only 6. Last year we had 5-6 also.

I had Lebron, Duncan, Parker, Ginobli, Camby, Carter, Lewis, Paul, Terry, Brad Miller, Baron Davis and some others.

[kingsfan]

That's a great team, that's why I like smaller leagues.

[Marklar MM]

So ya. I am on myspace being a myspace whore and I see this picture.

http://content.fimnetwork.com/5421/115420/030781baf2c9798abb8e2e8134f9c5d3.gif

[ashbeeigh]

Point being?

[Marklar MM]

She has abs and small tits.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

K M F D M


better than the best
megalomaniacal
and harder than the rest

[ashbeeigh]

She has abs and small tits.

Because I just saw it as Lindsay Lohan on Eminem's body. But, I just wanted the damn prize.

[Marklar MM]

Because I just saw it as Lindsay Lohan on Eminem's body. But, I just wanted the damn prize.

You have to buy shit to get it.

[Marklar MM]

I was just thinking about one of those IQ test questions.


"If a flib is a flub, and a flub is a flab, are all flabs flibs?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ashbeeigh it is your innocent nature that makes you so damn sexy

[ashbeeigh]

You have to buy shit to get it.

:pctoss No shit.

[Marklar MM]

:pctoss No shit.

Doh. :dizzy

[Silver21_Black20]

I bet CBF wants to do the nasties with ashbeeigh.

[Marklar MM]

Conan is interviewed in Finnish, and he has no idea what the hell they is saying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu0Y2Rfkwzs

[ashbeeigh]

I bet CBF wants to do the nasties with ashbeeigh.

But we don't flirt like you and jman.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the only person on this razor thread that scoffs me more than ashbeeigh is trainwreck

he purposely does not post about anything other than...well...you know

[midgetonadonkey]

But we don't flirt like you and jman.

I'm sure they do more than flirt.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I could have sixty nined with two fat chicks but I declined :smokin

-Wreck

[CuckingFunt]

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes you feel alright




... That's just blatant false advertising.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

motley cru was a product of too much coke and good looks and too little talent

[Cant_Be_Faded]

actually you can never have too much coke, but you get the point

[midgetonadonkey]

CBF needs to listen to Undisputed Attitude.

[CuckingFunt]

motley cru was a product of too much coke and good looks and too little talentGood looks?

Man... the 80's was a crazy time.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

good looks for the 80's yes

you can't argue about that
its one of the main reasons they got all the money while Slayer and Metallica and Anthrax were busting their asses every other wednesday for 40 bucks a gig on Sunset.

[CuckingFunt]

good looks for the 80's yes

you can't argue about that
its one of the main reasons they got all the money while Slayer and Metallica and Anthrax were busting their asses every other wednesday for 40 bucks a gig on Sunset.It all works out in the end -- these days Motley Cru is pretty much looked at as little more than a frivolous hair band.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Tommy Lee. He is a pussy.

Slayer and Metallica own his ass now.

[Fillmoe]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/OldEnglishSig.jpg

i swear i keep these mothafuckas in business.... they need to start paying me for always having one in my hand!

[midgetonadonkey]

Also, I am very disappointed in Trainwreck. I was hoping he would take my advice one day but alas, he is a pussy and will probably always be one. It pains me to say it, for I love Trainwreck.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Which is ironic because as far as hairbands go, motley crue was actually one of the best if not the best. They were consistent, at least.

So yeah, you're right.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/OldEnglishSig.jpg

i swear i keep these mothafuckas in business.... they need to start paying me for always having one in my hand!

Nobody pimps Olde E like I do. I've bought at least 10 a week for the past 8 years.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Trainwreck seriously has at least 3 opportunities a day to get laid, he is just too picky. That is understandable, but after scoffing me at the GTG he's as low as batman on the faith scale.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Call me a sellout but I like the taste of Mickey's more than OE. Mookie and pimpo tried to drink as many Mickey's as they could and Mookie drank like 5 I think, needless to say they puked for hours.

[ashbeeigh]

People that have thier myspaces set to private are super lame. Uggggh.

[CuckingFunt]

myspace, in general, is super lame.

[ashbeeigh]

This is true, but most people would say "ashbeeigh is lame too, so it's a good fit."

[CuckingFunt]

I do not know ashbeeigh, so I can't comment on lameness.

But you do spend an awful lot of time :fishing.

[midgetonadonkey]

Call me a sellout but I like the taste of Mickey's more than OE. Mookie and pimpo tried to drink as many Mickey's as they could and Mookie drank like 5 I think, needless to say they puked for hours.

Five 40's of anything is a lot. I do like Mickey's very much but I love Olde E.

It's the gangsta in me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think pimpo threw up after 3.5, but mookie seriously had 5 in him at once, and this was all in one party setting. They both drank 2 in like 40 minutes then starting hitting everyone and getting belligerent. It was bad in the good ole days when we got drunk and shot bottle rockets at each others faces. You know one time mookie tore down a bball goal with a vicious dunk and then it collapsed and fell on my face?

True story. Got the scars.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mookie is hardcore. He is all I aspire to be, except about 200 pounds lighter.

[Trainwreck2100]

Mookie is hardcore. He is all I aspire to be, except about 200 pounds lighter.


Ah yes, the unattainable dream

[ashbeeigh]

I do not know ashbeeigh, so I can't comment on lameness.

But you do spend an awful lot of time :fishing.

I try not too.

[Marklar MM]

Myspace is roxorz. How else can one solicit minors?

[midgetonadonkey]

Ah yes, the unattainable dream

Your unattainable dream is to get laid.

Why do you not bang a fat chick? It would make Midge so proud.

[midgetonadonkey]

Before I die, which will be in about 3 months,all I want to know is that Trainwreck's hymen has been broken.

[Trainwreck2100]

Myspace is roxorz. How else can one solicit minors?


Drugs and a van???

[Cant_Be_Faded]

roflrofl

midget is like trainwrecks dad


I still dont get it dude. You had that fine ass brunette with you at the GTG. WTF?!?

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck had a hot chick with him at the GTG and didn't give her 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink?

[Trainwreck2100]

roflrofl

midget is like trainwrecks dad


I still dont get it dude. You had that fine ass brunette with you at the GTG. WTF?!?


?????? You confuse me with someone else

[midgetonadonkey]

I will attend any GTG that Trainwreck attends. I will get him laid that night.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know a fat chick that will suck Trainwreck's asshole.

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck, do you want your asshole sucked?

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck, do you want your asshole sucked?


Not really

[Cant_Be_Faded]

hahahahahhaha
god damnit
trainwreck you are wasting away so many opportunities dude
one day when you're 29 you're gonna look back at the height of spurstalk civilization and say "god damnit"

[midgetonadonkey]

Not really

For some reason your response made me lol.

[midgetonadonkey]

Every guy needs his asshole sucked at least once in his life.

[Trainwreck2100]

Every guy needs his asshole sucked at least once in his life.


That goes without saying, but as for right now, I don't want my asshole sucked, maybe in ten years I'll be like "Maybe I should go get my asshole sucked"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

trainwreck i swear i knew a dude exactly like you back in the day
like exactly

He was just like you until he gave into his carnal desires. He had expectations of a jessica biel but settled for a normal looking hot chick and he ended up banging many more, graduated, and got a good job. Do you not want this?

[ashbeeigh]

midget is like trainwrecks dad


So that would make Das his grandfather?

[Trainwreck2100]

trainwreck i swear i knew a dude exactly like you back in the day
like exactly

He was just like you until he gave into his carnal desires. He had expectations of a jessica biel but settled for a normal looking hot chick and he ended up banging many more, graduated, and got a good job. Do you not want this?


Yes, but I haven't met a normal looking hot chick

[midgetonadonkey]

I am starting to question Trainwreck's sexuality. Would you rather have a fat guy than a fat girl?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yes, but I haven't met a normal looking hot chick


Exactly what my friend would have said 6 years ago. But what you will eventually realize is that every woman, no matter how weird they seem at first, has beauty. (insert raunchy midge phrase here)

[Trainwreck2100]

I am starting to question Trainwreck's sexuality. Would you rather have a fat guy than a fat girl?


Between the two the girl, but she'd still be fat

[timvp]

Man, I got owned. I come here for refuge.

Someone tell me I'm great. :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Man, I got owned. I come here for refuge.

Someone tell me I'm great. :depressed

Timvp will always be great in my book.

[midgetonadonkey]

Between the two the girl, but she'd still be fat

So fucking what. Jesus Christ, I'm sure you are no fucking Tom Sellick. A 20 something year old virgin has to stick anything you can get. If you were hot enough to bang nothing but hot chicks you would've been banging hot chicks by now. I don't mean to be a dick but fuck. You have to lower your standards if you want to get your dick wet.

[ashbeeigh]

timvp is great because he liked my drunkness a few days ago.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is tough love Trainwreck.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge will always be known as the quattro guru

[midgetonadonkey]

midge will always be known as the quattro guru

Thank you my friend. You will always sit at my right hand.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Just dont steal my fuckign power tools okay i saved up for weeks for my drill

[Trainwreck2100]

So fucking what. Jesus Christ, I'm sure you are no fucking Tom Sellick. A 20 something year old virgin has to stick anything you can get. If you were hot enough to bang nothing but hot chicks you would've been banging hot chicks by now. I don't mean to be a dick but fuck. You have to lower your standards if you want to get your dick wet.


Oh yeah, I'm not ugly, but I could use a little work

[CuckingFunt]

Exactly what my friend would have said 6 years ago. But what you will eventually realize is that every woman, no matter how weird they seem at first, has beauty. (insert raunchy midge phrase here)That was oddly touching.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just dont steal my fuckign power tools okay i saved up for weeks for my drill

Of course not. You are a Lieutenant. La Revolucion will not succeed without you. Your power tools are safe. But every gringo around you is in trouble.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I knew the CF would appreciate it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Trainwreck, do you want your asshole sucked?

:dizzy

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh yeah, I'm not ugly, but I could use a little work

Dude, only chicks think they need a little help. You need to believe that you are the tiger and fat chicks are the gazelle. It's all about attitude.

[MannyIsGod]

Sometimes you just need a new viewpoint to see that beauty. Which is why you should not only hit it from behind, but from the bottom and from the top and from the front. You must find the beauty.

[CuckingFunt]

Trainwreck, do you want your asshole sucked?:dizzy That's the kind of fatherly question that creates porn stars and strippers.

[ashbeeigh]

I think trainwreck is looking for more then just a fuck, he has to be attached some how. What a girl.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes you just need a new viewpoint to see that beauty. Which is why you should not only hit it from behind, but from the bottom and from the top and from the front. You must find the beauty.

Wiser words have never been spoken.

To add to Manny's wisdom, if you have to put a pillow over the face to find the beauty that is also acceptable.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think trainwreck is looking for more then just a fuck, he has to be attached some how. What a girl.

Shut the fuck up. You aren't helping.

[Marklar MM]

You guys always have the best advice. Thanks Spurstalk.com

[MannyIsGod]

Trianwreck, its not like they're asking you to go out and fuck Ashbeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

There are plenty of hot hookers that advertise in the back of the SA Current that can fill his needs.

[Silver21_Black20]

You guys are fucked up. Leave Trainwreck alone.

[CuckingFunt]

if you have to put a pillow over the face to find the beauty that is also acceptable.
Is that what necro-Mario did to Princess Peach?

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1264/necromarioqu7.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

Is that what necro-Mario did to Princess Peach?

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1264/necromarioqu7.gif

Necro Mario wanted it so bad he broke the bitches neck and hit if afterward. That's gangsta.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Trainwreck, all you have to do is go to yahoo chatrooms, tell everyone your typical a/s/l and that you wanna fuck, then find chicks that want to fuck. It's THAT SIMPLE. you know who taught me this idiot-proof technique?

the midge.

i didn't know what yahoo or chatrooms were until i posted in the quattro.

[midgetonadonkey]

That reminds me...

[Trainwreck2100]

Why must the quattro always get steered towards my virginity.

[CuckingFunt]

Necro Mario wanted it so bad he broke the bitches neck and hit if afterward. That's gangsta.Necro Mario is the REAL Italian Stallion.

[midgetonadonkey]

Trainwreck, all you have to do is go to yahoo chatrooms, tell everyone your typical a/s/l and that you wanna fuck, then find chicks that want to fuck. It's THAT SIMPLE. you know who taught me this idiot-proof technique?

the midge.

i didn't know what yahoo or chatrooms were until i posted in the quattro.

haha I remember that conversation. It really works.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

oh shit
i am drunk

[Marklar MM]

I miss AOL chatrooms.

"A/S/L"
"Nude pics of hot blonde...type 333"
"333"
"333"
"333"
"M/22 Wanna cyber...type 423"
...
...
"Nude pics of super hot chick...type 922 to see them"
"922"
"922"
"922"
"18/F blonde wants to cyber...type 888"
"888"
"888"
"888"
"888"

[midgetonadonkey]

Why must the quattro always get steered towards my virginity.

Because you haven't lost it yet. Once you lose it the topic will change.

[CuckingFunt]

You could always go for a craigslist prostitute.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Booger20Slurp.gif

This gif made me dry heave, and there is not much that grosses me out.

[Marklar MM]

Drive down the street at night. There are bound to be some hookers lying around somewhere.

[CuckingFunt]

This gif made me dry heave, and there is not much that grosses me out.I'm so glad you felt the need to share it.

[Marklar MM]

I hear goats are good substitutes.

[midgetonadonkey]

If Trainwreck won't fuck a fat chick, there is no way he will fuck a goat.

[Trainwreck2100]

That was fucking nasty

[Marklar MM]

Maybe he ain't into humans.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

dude
that was sick

[Marklar MM]

That rivals the lady shittin on her face.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

No shit that is sick. Even I gagged. And that says alot. Not even this grossed me out...

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/part4axelro6.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Picture060.jpg

My dog in a polo shirt.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Naw dude that shit is tame, but sucking another man's dangly booger out of his nose is pretty much taboo even in my warped ass mind

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Maybe he ain't into humans.


i bet trainwreck would fuck a big marklared marklar

[Marklar MM]

Midget...does that dog can eat people.

[Marklar MM]

i bet trainwreck would fuck a big marklared marklar

I would fuck a marklared markler on markler sucking marklar for marklar.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midget...does that dog can eat people.

Does that dog can eat people?

[Trainwreck2100]

It is pretty sad that i find a guy getting his head ripped off less disgusting than a guy eating another's burger

[Cant_Be_Faded]

trainwreck if you want to be stubborn be stubborn just dont pull a batman and only post when your border officials let you use a computer

im too drunk to post any more
cbf out

[midgetonadonkey]

To answer Marklar's question, my dog had torn a whole in the lip of an 8 year old, bit the leg of both an 82 year old man and a 2 year old boy and licked the panties of a hot ass lady that was at my place. He is hardcore.

[CuckingFunt]

To answer Marklar's question, my dog had torn a whole in the lip of an 8 year old, bit the leg of both an 82 year old man and a 2 year old boy and licked the panties of a hot ass lady that was at my place. He is hardcore.Your dog's hardcore status is dependent on one thing:

Were the panties still on the hot ass lady when he started licking?

[midgetonadonkey]

Your dog's hardcore status is dependent on one thing:

Were the panties still on the hot ass lady when he started licking?

Actually I had just taken them off of her. :hat

I think he smelled her wetness.

[CuckingFunt]

Midge is a pimp.

[midgetonadonkey]

Correction, Midge's dog is a pimp.

[midgetonadonkey]

Guido is his name, licking wet panties is his game.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, he does rock the fly threads.

[Marklar MM]

My dogs eat shitstains out of old underwear and like to steal bras.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/blingguido.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

Do any of you remember that ESPN show Playmakers? I picked it up on DVD, but its too bad its only like 11 episodes before it got cancelled. Its pretty damn bad ass though.

[Marklar MM]

Do any of you remember that ESPN show Playmakers? I picked it up on DVD, but its too bad its only like 11 episodes before it got cancelled. Its pretty damn bad ass though.

Ya. They cancelled it because the NFL thought it wrongly portrayed their players. :rolleyes good show though.

[Marklar MM]

I hate sites that don't allow hotlinking of pictures.

[MannyIsGod]

Ya. They cancelled it because the NFL thought it wrongly portrayed their players. :rolleyes good show though.Yeah, the NFL is a bitch. This was a pretty kick ass show. Anyhow, 20 bucks for 11 hours of TV is cool, even if you never get a real "ending".

[jman3000]

I know the number of a prego that trainwreck can bang.

[jman3000]

I also have the number to a freak who will beat the shit outta him until he passes out and then screw.

[jman3000]

your pick ... choose wisely.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why don't you fuck the prego?

[jman3000]

because i'm gonna be the godfather... can't have that going on now can we?

[midgetonadonkey]

Why not?

[jman3000]

I'm not attracted to girls who look like they have a giant tumor growing out of their stomache... i'm not the pickiest of guys... but even i have limits.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hey, if god could knock Mary up so she could give birth to jesus, you can sure as hell tap the prego's ass.

[jman3000]

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jman3000, Johnny_Blaze_47, Condemned 2 HelLA

Fuck Johnny Knoxville.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not attracted to girls who look like they have a giant tumor growing out of their stomache... i'm not the pickiest of guys... but even i have limits.

You make a valid point.

[midgetonadonkey]

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jman3000, Johnny_Blaze_47, Condemned 2 HelLA

I want to Fuck Johnny Knoxville.

[jman3000]

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jman3000, Johnny_Blaze_47, Condemned 2 HelLA

I'd rather fuck a girl who had a tumor in her boobs.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I fucked a girl's tumor.

-horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I wouldn't mind banging a chemo patient. I think it would interesting.

[jman3000]

wouldnt the radiation kill your sperm?

[midgetonadonkey]

wouldnt the radiation kill your sperm?

That just means I wouldn't have to pull out.

[jman3000]

ingenious. i too would like to find me a chemo patient. the paler and fragile the better.

[Silver21_Black20]

Band-aid...hahahahahahahahaha

[jman3000]

:blah

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That just means I wouldn't have to pull out.

http://www.guinness.com/NR/rdonlyres/D82206F9-E43B-4AA9-BE4D-3A75140BC5A0/0/ads_lbb_grab3.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

Guido is a stud in his polo shirt and with his grill.

[midgetonadonkey]

Guido is a stud in his polo shirt and with his grill.

You want a piece of him. I can hook it up.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"It's not bestiallity, it's 'interspecies erotica'."

[Silver21_Black20]

You want a piece of him. I can hook it up.


No. Since he likes panties, I'll just give him mine.

[jman3000]

No. Since he likes panties, I'll just give him mine.
I hear dogs love shit stains... perfect.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

ASS!!!!

[jman3000]

anyone ever been shanked by a butterfly knife? thoughts? feelings?

[midgetonadonkey]

Technically, one can only be shanked with a shank. You must mean stabbed.

[jman3000]

o jesus... i just googled butterfly knife... that ho is crazy.. fuck that.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should google Goddess Bunny

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck Johnny Knoxville.

This is still funny after all these minutes.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

anyone ever been shanked by a butterfly knife? thoughts? feelings?

Is this your big plan for the weekend?
I keep telling you, go see The Sword.
Ultimately, it'll wind up being cheaper and there will be far less blood lost.

[jman3000]

i just wrote the crappiest in-class essay in the history of in-class essays... yippi ki aye.

if i can scrounge up enough quarters i might go see em. i have plans during the day but i might be free come nighttime.

[jman3000]

i want a girl to choke me and bite the crap outta my shoulder.

[jman3000]

I also have the number to a freak who will beat the shit outta him until he passes out and then screw.
:tu

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm disappointed in the lot of you.

SilBlack starts talking about her panties and you just let it slide with a shit joke.

[jman3000]

she wears granny panties... nothing to be excited about ... don't ask me how i know.

[jman3000]

j/k?

[batman2883]

Brilliant

[batman2883]

What Goes Around Comes Back Around
I Love The Part After The Main Song
I Thought I Told You
What Goes Around Comes Back Around

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm disappointed in the lot of you.

SilBlack starts talking about her panties and you just let it slide with a shit joke.

I think I'll keep my panty comments to myself from now on. :depressed

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

she wears granny panties... nothing to be excited about ... don't ask me how i know.

What color are they?
Not that you'd know, of course.........

[ashbeeigh]

I'm disappointed in the lot of you.

SilBlack starts talking about her panties and you just let it slide with a shit joke.

I was going to say something about jman already having them, but alas, I didn't.

[jman3000]

they definately aren't blue with white stripes. definately.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was going to say something about jman already having them, but alas, I didn't.

Don't be a pussy.

This is the Quattro.

Say what you want to say.

[jman3000]

Don't be a pussy.

This is the Quattro.

Say what you want to say.
fuck you panty shitter.

[midgetonadonkey]

Silver Black has panties that say FBI.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm guessing.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't be a pussy.

This is the Quattro.

Say what you want to say.

I will next time it comes up (or off?). I promise. I was working on a paper when the subject came up.

[jman3000]

Silver Black has panties that say FBI.
Fat Butt Inside?




and yes, it did take me that long to think of that.

[Squid]

I'm tired.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Porky_Pig]

Wh-Wha How's it going guys?

[dirk4mvp]

I just had the most delicious bag of Doritos ever. You know how usually once a bag, there's that one chip with a shiatload of flavor on it? Well every chip in that bag was like it.

[Zombie]

just imagine how much better sex is than a bag of doritos . Maybe one day you will know! :spin

[dirk4mvp]

just imagine how much better sex is than a bag of doritos . Maybe one day you will know! :spin


That was funny, so I lol'd

[CuckingFunt]

That was funny, so I lol'dIt really wasn't that funny. You must lol easily.

[atxrocker]

what the fuck?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I was going to say something about jman already having them, but alas, I didn't.

Do I detect some jealousy there because you wanted to give him a pair of yours first?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

CF,
since you enjoyed the original clip so much, here's the newest one:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T70srvHRPzo

[Richard Cranium]

Just got up for a drink and going back to bed.

[CuckingFunt]

CF,
since you enjoyed the original clip so much, here's the newest one:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T70srvHRPzoVic "The Brick" Jacobs is a Rock God.

[dirk4mvp]

It really wasn't that funny. You must lol easily.


You know how people say 'lol' sometimes but never even laughed? That was one of those situations.

[kingsfan]

You know how people say 'lol' sometimes but never even laughed? That was one of those situations.I see you're still half-baked http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smispin.gif

[dirk4mvp]

I see you're still half-baked http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smispin.gif


:lmao

[Squid]

Squid is here.

[dirk4mvp]

Squid is here.



That reminds me. Someone said T-Mac is better than Larry Bird.

[Squid]

Shut the fuck up cunt face.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm hungry.

[Squid]

I'm hungry.

Really?

[dirk4mvp]

Shut the fuck up cunt face.

o rlly?

[Silver21_Black20]

Really?

Yup.

I see you like the McRib. Have you had one yet?

[Squid]

I had one earlier. They are fantastic.

[CuckingFunt]

You know how people say 'lol' sometimes but never even laughed? That was one of those situations.You didn't say "lol," though, you specifically said that you lol'd.

You're a liar.

Cunt face.

[Eminem]

All of this internet lingo is bullshit. I never get why people just don't say "that was funny" instead of some "lmaociddpssomd"

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Blumpkin.

[Eminem]

brb

[Squid]

gtfo

[Squid]

I like when Angel_Luv makes Quattro appearances. I always feel like I need to watch what I say.

[Eminem]

stfu

[Squid]

ymsmc

[Eminem]

smfd

[Silver21_Black20]

I always feel like I need to watch what I say.

Me too :oops

[Squid]

emsycsfihydoa

[angel_luv]

So I was at work today- mall info center- and this guy calls asking for a number of a place to get his ear pierced.
Before I thought better of it, I gave him the number to the Icing. :lol
After I realized what I had done, I also gave him the number to Extreme body makeover.

FYI. At the mall I work in a booth with people from Fairfield resorts. They are offering Spurs tickets to people over 21 who will attend their 90 minute presentation.
I was told that the tickets are for section 100 or whereabouts- so might be worth looking into.

I know as far as requirements go you have to be at least 21, have a yearly household income of $50,000 and be willing to listen to their 90 minute presentation.
They also give you a free stay in their resort; I believe at the time of your choosing up to a year.

Sorry to you single males though- they won't market to you. Apparently studies have shown that is a bad idea.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Can you get a free ear piercing if you go to the presentation as well?

[ashbeeigh]

have a yearly household income of $50,000

That won't be happening for ashbeeigh for a long time.

[angel_luv]

Can you get a free ear piercing if you go to the presentation as well?


I did sort of blend those stories together didn't I? :lol

[jman3000]

is miller high life any good? it was cheap so i bought a 6 pack... also picked up a 6'er of sierra nevada but i've had it before.

[jman3000]

i wish i was waiting in line for a 300 dollar computer @ walmart right now : (

[jman3000]

400 dollars... whatever.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Miller High Life is terrible.
You'll be pissing like a flying Arabian race horse.
Why didn't you go to the show tonight?
Is there a line in front of your nearest WalMart?

[Melmart1]

I just came from the walmart at I10 and Vance Jackson and there wasnt a single soul waiting for a laptop. And the lady in front of me held the line up for several minutes because she had to watch each item scan to make sure the price was right before she would put another item on the conveyor belt. It sucked.

[Melmart1]

All I wanted to do was buy my nephew a new pair of shoes! All he wanted was some stupid spiderman light-up shoes!!!

[Melmart1]

I wanted to get beer while I was there, but walmarts beer selection sucks ass.

[jman3000]

Miller High Life is terrible.
You'll be pissing like a flying Arabian race horse.
Why didn't you go to the show tonight?
Is there a line in front of your nearest WalMart?
i have no money... i'm going to a post halloween halloween party.

[H.A.L.]

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